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Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.24,0:00:07.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[H] Unbelievable. [F] Alright\NMary, can can we please just\Nlet it go?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.60,0:00:11.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[H] I've never been so\Nhumiliated in all my life.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.60,0:00:12.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[F] I know. I know, pet.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.04,0:00:15.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[H] Did ya hear\Nwhat he said to me?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.80,0:00:18.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[F] I did, yes, yes, yes.\N[H] Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.16,0:00:22.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[H] Overweight!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.80,0:00:28.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[H] In front of everyone, he\Nsays it. [F] I, er, yes, I know,\NI know.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.24,0:00:32.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[H] I have to lose three\Nkilograms! [F] Urgh, it's\Nridiculous the whole thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.92,0:00:36.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[H] Do you think I'm\Noverweight, Gerry? [F] No no
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.68,0:00:38.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[H] Yeah.\N[F] No
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.44,0:00:40.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[F] No.\N[H] Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.76,0:00:42.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[F] No.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.92,0:00:49.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[H] Well, you're not the\Nsmallest bag yourself, Gerry.\N[F] I... I I didn't say\Nanything, Mary!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.68,0:00:52.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[H] Ya know I might not be like\Nthe Samsonites you see in the\Nmagazines, Gerry.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.24,0:00:56.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[F] Yeah well, I don't hardly\Nlook at those magazines,\Nalright? [H] I'm a real bag,\Nokay?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.60,0:00:59.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[F] Yeah absolutely you are.\NYes. Yes. [H] This is what a\Nreal bag looks like, Gerry.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.96,0:01:00.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[F] Oh, very, very much.\NVery much. [H] Yeah, right.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.60,0:01:04.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[H] I'm 70 by 80 by 40.\N[F] Mhmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.28,0:01:07.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[F] Yes. [H] Yes and do ya know\Nwhat? I'm proud of my handles.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.08,0:01:10.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[F] Oh 100% yeah, no, I I\Ncouldn't agree with you more,\NMary,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.52,0:01:12.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ya know, you're expandable\Nand it's one of the great
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.36,0:01:17.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[H] I'm starting to believe\Nthere traces of narcotics now,\Ndid you know that?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.48,0:01:19.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[F] Ooh! Yeah, well, that's what\Nthey said they were looking for!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.12,0:01:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[H] Oh really, yeah? On\Nyou, is it? [F] Mmhmm! Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.00,0:01:22.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[H] Oh, come off it,\NGerry, come on now!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.80,0:01:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[F] What? [H] You're not\Nthat exciting, love. Sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.00,0:01:26.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[F] [Scoffs] Oh, really? Well,\Nyou weren't saying that last\Nnight, were ya?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.20,0:01:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[F] Laying on top of me in the\Nback of a taxi, so, I, y'know...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.00,0:01:31.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[F] That's all I'm saying!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.08,0:01:33.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[H] There'll be none of that\Ncarry on now, okay? [F]\N(Quietly) Alright, okay
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.32,0:01:39.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughter, whoops]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.28,0:01:41.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[F] Okay. Okay, you know what,\Nif you don't like this sketch..?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.36,0:01:43.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[F] We're just gonna do more
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.24,0:01:45.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughter]\N[F] So Nyeah. Okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.84,0:01:49.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[F] That's how we roll at Foil\NArms and Hog. We just do extra.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.04,0:01:54.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[H] This sketch will be delayed\N[F] Aww! Yesss!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.48,0:01:55.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Cheers]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.48,0:01:57.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[F] Gimme some of that. Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.04,0:02:00.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[H] Hu-hu-hu-hu-hu-hu-hu
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.40,0:02:05.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh yeah. First-class joke.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.48,0:02:07.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hog giggling]\N[F] [Laughs] Keep going!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.52,0:02:09.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[H] I don't have anything,\NI just [F] Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.40,0:02:12.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[H] Ah, Gerry.\N[F] What?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.36,0:02:14.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[H] Your zipper.\N[F] What?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.52,0:02:17.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[H] Your zipper's open, Gerry.\N[F] Oh no, that's been like that\Nthe whole bloody flight.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.32,0:02:18.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[H] Can't bring you anywhere.\N[F] Ah will you get off my case,\Nya old baggage.