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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.83,0:00:56.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One, two, three...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.07,0:01:00.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo, what comes after three?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.70,0:01:02.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Four. Four comes after three.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.00,0:01:04.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I don't hear you counting.\N- Four.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.40,0:01:08.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Four.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.23,0:01:10.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Five.\N- Five.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.67,0:02:07.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One, two, three...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.67,0:02:09.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...three, three.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.90,0:02:11.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo, what comes after three?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.53,0:02:13.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Four. Four comes after three.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.83,0:02:15.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I don't hear you counting.\N- Four.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.23,0:02:18.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Four.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.07,0:02:21.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Five.\N- Five.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.77,0:02:24.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Six.\N- Six. Faster.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.40,0:02:27.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Seven, eight.\N- Sims. Sims!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.33,0:02:28.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're going home.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.47,0:02:39.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll see you around, sweet mouth.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.43,0:02:42.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Inmate on deck.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.77,0:02:44.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- He'll be back.\N- What's up, baby?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.13,0:02:46.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See you around, big man.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.93,0:02:49.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gate open.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.20,0:03:14.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where the hell is this guy?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.37,0:03:26.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cal. Cal.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.53,0:03:33.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What an idiot.\N- Let me pop this door for my man.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.07,0:03:36.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My main man,\Njust getting home from prison.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.83,0:03:42.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Percy.\N- I'm sorry, Cal.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.60,0:03:44.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You stupid?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.90,0:03:48.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, wait. Hold up.\NSo they want us to steal a diamond?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.00,0:03:52.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- How much your man Walken paying?\N- Dig this. A hundred G's.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.17,0:03:55.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A hundred G's?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.33,0:03:57.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That's good loot.\N- Enough to get my label started.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.13,0:04:00.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me give you a taste\Nof my first single.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.40,0:04:05.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's fire.\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.57,0:04:08.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Never been shot before...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.30,0:04:11.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...but I've been beat about the skull\Nand the neck area with a crowbar.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.90,0:04:13.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Check the lyrics, check the lyrics.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.13,0:04:15.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll take you to the butcher shop
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.33,0:04:18.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let you lick a big pork chop
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.73,0:04:20.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Girl, I know you like ham hocks
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.06,0:04:24.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you're Jewish, I even got lox\NHey! Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.27,0:04:26.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo, camel-mouth.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.77,0:04:30.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That's 50 Cent.\N- Cal, that's not 50 Cent.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.53,0:04:31.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He talk about candy.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.53,0:04:34.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm talking about meat.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.57,0:04:37.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a whole other level. P-Unit.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.43,0:04:39.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You better off stuffing your money\Nin a mattress.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.77,0:04:42.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. I bet you gonna\Nmess your money up...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.70,0:04:44.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...on booze and cheap hookers.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.33,0:04:45.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- So?\N- What you need to do...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.73,0:04:48.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...is iust find you a nice girl\Nand settle down, Cal.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.37,0:04:50.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, P,\Nyou know that ain't happening.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.37,0:04:52.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, you being all short and all.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.57,0:04:55.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me tell you something\Nabout love.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.60,0:04:59.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I never had it. I don't want it.\NI don't need it. All right?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.17,0:05:02.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You ain't gotta keep hitting me, Calvin.\NI'm not your child.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.00,0:05:06.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How am I gonna be a hard-core rapper\Nif you keep putting your hands on me?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.07,0:05:12.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't push me\NBecause I'm close to the edge
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.33,0:05:15.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Check this out. You hang in the back\Nuntil Vanessa gets here.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.37,0:05:16.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When I give a signal, you come out.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.13,0:05:18.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's cool. I got you.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.37,0:05:21.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Jimmy, please, man.\NThis is the biggest day of my life.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.20,0:05:24.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's gotta go off right, okay?\N- Baby, what'd I tell you? I got you.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.67,0:05:26.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And can I say something?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.33,0:05:29.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Congratulations, man.\N- Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.27,0:05:32.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You done stepped up to the plate.\NGive me a hug, homeboy.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.27,0:05:35.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, man, you done did it,\Nyou know.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.50,0:05:40.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, man, you ain't had to do this.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.37,0:05:42.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, the valet tripping.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.10,0:05:45.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Made me park around the corner.\N- Jimmy, get- Beat it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.73,0:05:47.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Thank you. Thank you.\N- Get on it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.97,0:05:54.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hi.\N- Hey, beautiful.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.27,0:05:58.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I'm so glad\Nthat you got out of work to be here.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.20,0:06:03.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You think I wouldn't take off work?\NAnd miss this? Are you crazy?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.13,0:06:05.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at you, beautiful.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.03,0:06:08.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You are glowing. My God.\N- Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.20,0:06:12.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It feels like it was iust yesterday...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.57,0:06:15.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...sitting in this same restaurant,\Nwhen I asked you to marry me.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.40,0:06:19.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm still working on that diamond.\NI didn't forget the diamond.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.40,0:06:23.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know, baby. You are the sweetest,\Nmost supportive man on the planet.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.80,0:06:25.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can I talk now?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.00,0:06:27.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'm sorry. Go ahead.\N- Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.13,0:06:30.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you know what I've been waiting\Nall week to find out.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.03,0:06:32.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes. Yep.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.90,0:06:35.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Well, I got the news...\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.27,0:06:38.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- ... and I'm-\N- Pregnant. Yes! Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.27,0:06:41.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Having my baby\N- Oh, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.00,0:06:43.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Is so important to me\N- No. No, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.00,0:06:45.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Darryl. Darryl.\N- Baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.07,0:06:49.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- There's nothing more special\N- Darryl- No, honey, I'm not pregnant.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.40,0:06:51.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'm not pregnant.\N- Than to raise a family
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.40,0:06:53.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Excuse me, sir. Sir. Sir.\N- I thought that you-
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.03,0:06:55.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hey.\N- And-
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.33,0:06:56.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Sir.\N- Jimmy.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.40,0:06:59.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- And-\N- Sir!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.90,0:07:01.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. Stop. No.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.07,0:07:04.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not pregnant.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.37,0:07:07.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No?\N- No.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.70,0:07:13.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're not pregnant?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.87,0:07:16.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Baby, but you was nauseous\Nand throwing up all over the place.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.90,0:07:18.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I was very nervous.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.00,0:07:20.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Baby, what are we doing here?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.77,0:07:22.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Darryl...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.17,0:07:24.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...I got the promotion.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.13,0:07:28.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we're movin' on up\NTo the east side
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.73,0:07:29.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jimmy.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.17,0:07:32.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They'll be movin' on up\NTo that apartment in the sky
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.80,0:07:36.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'm gonna hurt him.\N- Hey. Hey, Jimmy. Jimmy, stop.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.87,0:07:39.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Man- Man, you ain't got to do this.\N- Hey...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.60,0:07:41.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay, then. All right.\N- Beat it.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.03,0:07:46.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Congratulations.\NI'm really proud of you.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.83,0:07:50.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.10,0:07:53.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I thought we was gonna\Nstart a family.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.63,0:07:56.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We will, baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.00,0:08:00.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, with this promotion,\Neverything's on track now.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.40,0:08:04.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In a couple of years I'll be senior V.P.,\Nand I can take time off to have a child.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.60,0:08:06.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A couple of years?\NI don't wanna wait years.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.73,0:08:09.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Darryl, you know,\Nhaving a baby changes everything.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.50,0:08:11.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, I'm willing to do\Nwhatever it takes.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.47,0:08:13.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So no more late-night poker\Nwith the guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.33,0:08:15.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.97,0:08:17.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No more...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.43,0:08:19.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...afternoon quickies.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.33,0:08:21.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop right there.\NWe haven't had a afternoon quickie...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.00,0:08:23.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...since your father moved in.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.50,0:08:27.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is not fair. My dad is getting old.\NSometimes he forgets things.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.27,0:08:29.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't feel comfortable\Nwith him living by himself.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.73,0:08:30.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What about Whispering Glen?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.17,0:08:33.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That place looked like a country club\Ninside the brochure.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.90,0:08:35.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They got Viagra vending machines.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.00,0:08:36.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You listen to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.17,0:08:40.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Until he is a danger to himself\Nor others, he is staying with us.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.57,0:08:43.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.93,0:08:45.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...can we celebrate?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.77,0:08:50.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Celebration, come on\NWe gonna celebrate tonight
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.93,0:08:54.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, come on, let's celebrate\NLet's not have a fight
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.33,0:08:56.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm not talking tonight
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.67,0:08:58.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Remix!\NNow just you ladies
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.30,0:09:03.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Celebrate, celebrate\NCelebrate, celebrate
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.50,0:09:18.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, oblivious.\NWhat are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.93,0:09:21.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Getting ready to rob a iewelry store,\NCalvin.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.20,0:09:22.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going straight Jesse James.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.87,0:09:26.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Percy, put the gun away. Guns\Nis how you wind up back in prison.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.27,0:09:29.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm telling you, I ain't going back\Nto jail. You understand?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.07,0:09:31.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now put the gun away.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.20,0:09:33.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why you gotta keep hitting me, Cal?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.93,0:09:36.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sometimes I gotta slap\Nsome sense into you, Percy.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.77,0:09:37.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on. Give me a hand.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.03,0:09:43.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, would you trust the big man?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.93,0:09:46.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got a plan, yo.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.07,0:09:52.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, this stone is a 3-karat,\NG- color diamond.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.40,0:09:56.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- VVS2, nearly flawless.\N- It's been a pleasure, sir.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.60,0:09:58.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just be cool, Cal. I'm telling you.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.47,0:10:00.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, there she go. There's-
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.80,0:10:02.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go ahead. Do your thing, Cal.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.97,0:10:15.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pardon me for iust a moment.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.60,0:10:19.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Do your thing.\N- Yes? May I help you?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.50,0:10:25.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Percy. CEO and A&R\Nof P-Unit Records.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.37,0:10:27.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here to pick up iewelry\Nfor one of my artists.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.83,0:10:29.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, holler at your girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.23,0:10:32.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Step this way, Percy P.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.77,0:10:34.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like the way you said\Nmy name just now.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.93,0:10:36.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can I sit down? She's sitting down.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.67,0:10:38.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course you may.\NWould you like some gin and juice?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.43,0:10:59.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I'm gonna show you\Nsome shiznit right about now.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.23,0:11:06.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes. Come to daddy.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.80,0:11:21.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now that's what\NI'm talking about, baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.20,0:11:23.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, what can I get for you\Ntoday, Percy P.?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.23,0:11:27.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All of the above.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.10,0:11:33.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll send one of my assistants\Nfrom P-Unit Records...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.67,0:11:34.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...to pick everything up.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.10,0:11:39.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just tell him to pull up to my bumper,\Nand I'll throw that junk in his trunk.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.73,0:11:40.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Word?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.07,0:11:44.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me get up out of here.\NI gotta bounce.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.30,0:11:46.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got some people meeting me\Ndown there, and I gotta...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.10,0:11:49.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I'm gonna leave, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.57,0:11:52.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay? See you later, all right? Peace.\N- Peace.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.63,0:11:56.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Be cool. What's going on in there?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.33,0:11:57.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Has anyone seen my dog?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.63,0:12:00.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi, puppy.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.07,0:12:07.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He stole my dog.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.00,0:12:10.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Holy crap.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.87,0:12:13.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Queen's diamond. It's gone.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.93,0:12:16.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Relax. We almost there, man.\NWe about to be paid, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.87,0:12:19.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I need the police.\NYes, there's been a robbery.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.00,0:12:25.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We did it. Modern-day\NButch Cassidy and Sundance.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.23,0:12:27.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come back here with my dog.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.03,0:12:30.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Get out of here, mutt.\N- You just tossed a Chihuahua.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.77,0:12:33.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Come on, let's get out of here.\N- Gotcha that. We are gone.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.77,0:12:35.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, Percy.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.83,0:12:40.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, man.\N- This ain't time to be doing doughnuts.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.73,0:12:45.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't believe this, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.37,0:12:46.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Damn it, Percy.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.10,0:12:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You got a boot on the car,\Nand you about to get one in your butt.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.17,0:12:52.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- She finally got me.\N- Who?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.27,0:12:55.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nettie, down at Motor Vehicles.\NSaid I got her pregnant.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.33,0:12:57.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I went to family court.\NI had all my receipts.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.73,0:12:59.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm out.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.93,0:13:03.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hey, yo, Percy. You forgot something.\N- What?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.77,0:13:05.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Me!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.50,0:13:09.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Come on!\N- Sorry, Cal.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.53,0:13:19.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- They went that way.\N- What'd he look like?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.63,0:13:21.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Black.\N- I got him.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.37,0:13:23.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Dark or light?\N- Medium.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.67,0:13:26.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Suspect is escaping on foot.\NAfrican-American male.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.33,0:13:29.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,About 5'1 O", not real dark,\Nmore of a mocha-caramel color.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.20,0:13:40.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? You shot?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.97,0:13:43.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sweet beiesus.\NMy muscle, I think I pulled it.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.03,0:13:45.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quick. In here.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.67,0:13:50.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo, quick, put me down.\NWe gotta split up.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:50.87,0:13:52.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.77,0:14:03.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's late because of the stress,\Nnot because I'm pregnant.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.17,0:14:07.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please, don't even say words like\N"stress. " It's not good for the baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.17,0:14:10.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Darryl, there is no baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.53,0:14:12.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Aisle two.\N- Well, why didn't you just say that?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.27,0:14:27.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay, let's go.\N- Okay, fine. Just humor me, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.80,0:14:29.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay, let's go.\N- Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.43,0:14:37.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Enough.\N- Okay, okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.70,0:14:45.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got one!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.73,0:14:53.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Come on, man.\N- Do not resist. Do not resist.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.90,0:14:55.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'm not resisting.\N- Wilson. Wilson. Wilson.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.00,0:14:57.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on. It's not our guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.60,0:14:59.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? You said African-American.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.13,0:15:02.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, but I said\Na mocha-caramel color.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.60,0:15:05.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's like a Starbucks black decaf,\Nmaybe a little cream.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.73,0:15:07.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's not our guy. Sorry about that.\N- Come on, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.17,0:15:10.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You sure?\N- Yeah. He's okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.73,0:15:15.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Wilson!\N- Well, he looked mocha to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.20,0:15:20.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Thank you.\N- What?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.17,0:15:25.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He looked real shady. He gonna\Ndo something else, and I'll be waiting.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.20,0:15:29.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You still got the diamond?\N- No.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.93,0:15:31.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I had to ditch it.\N- Where?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.27,0:15:34.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In her bag.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.00,0:15:36.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Calvin, now what?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.57,0:15:37.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We go get it.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.57,0:15:42.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go. Come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.93,0:15:51.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Follow that car.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:13.83,0:16:15.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo, there they are.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.20,0:16:16.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- There is no baby.\N- There is.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.60,0:16:19.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Honey, there is no baby.\N- Well, there will be.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.10,0:16:21.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.03,0:16:28.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Daddy, we're home.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.60,0:16:32.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- There's my baby girl.\N- Hi, Daddy.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.10,0:16:36.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's the best daddy\Nin the whole, wide world?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.33,0:16:38.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I am.\N- I know you can do better than that.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.87,0:16:41.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's the best daddy\Nin the whole, wide world?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.27,0:16:44.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I am.\N- I can't hear you.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.20,0:16:46.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm the best daddy\Nin the whole, wide world!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.43,0:17:00.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, what's the good news?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.00,0:17:02.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dad...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.60,0:17:04.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...I got the promotion.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:04.66,0:17:08.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Congratulations. Soon you'll make\Nenough money to leave that bum.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.87,0:17:10.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Dad, he's not a bum.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.73,0:17:13.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No? What kind of man\Ngives the woman he loves...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.60,0:17:15.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...a wedding ring with no diamond?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.37,0:17:18.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, as soon as I make enough\Nmoney, I'm gonna buy her a diamond.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.70,0:17:21.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm going to do the nasty\Nwith Jennifer Lopez...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.27,0:17:24.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...while Halle Berry tickle my butt.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.23,0:17:27.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, for a moment\NI thought you were gonna tell me...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.10,0:17:30.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...you were gonna let this one\Nimpregnate you.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.33,0:17:33.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I see now, this man\Nain't got no bullets in the chamber.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.23,0:17:34.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's that supposed to mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.87,0:17:36.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You heard me.\NYou're shooting blanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.00,0:17:39.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Cooking with a wet noodle.\N- What?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.83,0:17:41.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can't hoist the mainsail
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.83,0:17:45.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My sperm have fallen\Nand it can't get up.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.40,0:17:47.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll have you know,\NI hit that every night.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.57,0:17:49.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, that's my daughter\Nyou talking about.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.57,0:17:52.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Back up, old man.\N- Okay, okay. Stop. Stop. Please.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.50,0:17:53.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gentlemen.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.70,0:17:58.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dad, we are going to have a baby\Nwhen the time is right.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.43,0:18:01.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Play nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:08.97,0:18:10.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's still in the bag.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.23,0:18:14.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Still in the bag.\NLet's go get the rock.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.30,0:18:17.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo, Percy, how many times\NI gotta tell you? No guns.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.03,0:18:19.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What we gonna do?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.20,0:18:22.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Walken is gonna kill us\Nif we don't give him the diamond.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.33,0:18:24.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then I guess we gotta find\Na way to sneak in.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.57,0:18:31.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, they did say\Nthey wanted a baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.27,0:18:34.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. No.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.80,0:18:37.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. I ain't dressing up like no baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.60,0:18:41.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Keep still, Cal. You heavy.\NYou gonna make me drop you.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.60,0:18:44.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You drop me\Nand I'm gonna drop you.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.27,0:18:45.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, look, you stay close.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.10,0:18:48.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna go in, I'm gonna\Nget the diamond, and I'm out.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.87,0:18:53.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you don't mind me saying, Cal,\Nyou make a cute little baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:53.33,0:18:54.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm out.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.57,0:18:56.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You couldn't find\Nnothing better than a dog basket?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.00,0:19:00.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You iust be cool. I told you,\Nthis gonna be great, Cal.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:04.40,0:19:06.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just hold tight.\NEverything gonna be fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:06.40,0:19:08.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna be over here\Nin the bushes.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.47,0:19:18.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Move, dog.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.90,0:19:20.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get out of here.\NI'll make a coat out of you.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.10,0:19:23.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get out of here\Nbefore I feed you some chocolate.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:24.10,0:19:26.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get out of here, you fleabag.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.73,0:19:28.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Go.\N- Get out of here.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.57,0:19:30.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, hold-\NWait. Muttley, wait. No, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:46.43,0:19:47.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honey.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.00,0:19:49.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah?\N- Come here.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.10,0:19:51.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What is it, Darryl?\N- Look.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:54.83,0:19:56.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my God.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.77,0:19:58.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.20,0:20:02.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know. And here's a note too.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.57,0:20:04.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Plez luk tafter Kalvin.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.93,0:20:08.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We wuzn't abele to keap em. "
Dialogue: 0,0:20:08.60,0:20:10.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Poor guy.\NHis parents must've been retarded.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.40,0:20:12.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, let's get him inside.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.17,0:20:15.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's cold out here.\N- Okay, okay. All right.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:15.70,0:20:16.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, little guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.07,0:20:18.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yes.\N- I got you.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.77,0:20:23.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, damn.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.87,0:20:25.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What in the hell is that?\N- I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.43,0:20:28.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.23,0:20:31.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dad, we found a baby\Non the doorstep.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:31.67,0:20:34.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What? What is it? A boy or girl?\N- Dada.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.63,0:20:35.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think it's a boy.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:36.17,0:20:38.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, whatever it is,\Nit smell like piss.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.47,0:20:42.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. I think Janet may have left\Ndiapers here. Let's look.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:42.33,0:20:44.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doesn't your dad have some\Ndiapers upstairs?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.57,0:20:47.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I heard that. I don't wear diapers.\NWho you talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.77,0:20:49.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Haven't worn a diaper in years.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.43,0:20:51.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think she put them in here.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:58.80,0:21:00.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:02.27,0:21:04.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That ain't no baby.\NThat's a porn star.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.20,0:21:08.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What on girth is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:09.00,0:21:11.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna call Child Services.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:11.53,0:21:12.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah.\N- Yeah. Do that.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:19.00,0:21:20.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Directory assistance.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.27,0:21:23.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, can I have the number\Nfor Child Services, please?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.23,0:21:24.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Connecting you.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:25.77,0:21:28.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Child Services is now closed\Nfor the weekend.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:28.60,0:21:32.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We will re-open at 9 a. m.\NMonday morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:36.23,0:21:37.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're closed for the weekend.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:37.83,0:21:40.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The office doesn't open\Nuntil 9:OO on Monday morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:41.43,0:21:42.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, what do we do now?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:42.97,0:21:46.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I say, toss this creature back in\Nthe Black Lagoon where it came from.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:46.50,0:21:47.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Daddy, stop it.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:48.40,0:21:50.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe we should call the police.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:02.07,0:22:05.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That doesn't sound good.\N- No, we should take him to the doctor.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:05.57,0:22:08.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get him checked out.\NWho knows what he's been through?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:08.57,0:22:10.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay?\N- I'll go get the car keys.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:10.20,0:22:11.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- All right.\N- Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:12.03,0:22:14.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, when you get to the hospital,\Ndon't stop. Don't stop.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:15.07,0:22:17.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Toss that monster out the window\Nand keep moving.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:17.70,0:22:20.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hit the accelerator. I don't wanna\Nsee that little ugly thing again.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:22.20,0:22:24.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stinky little thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:25.00,0:22:26.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Was it a little cough?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:26.57,0:22:27.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No.\N- No.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:27.73,0:22:31.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, this was like a grown-man,\Nsmoker's cough.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:32.10,0:22:34.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, it's probably nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:34.53,0:22:37.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, let's get his shirt off.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:39.40,0:22:42.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's a strong little fella.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:46.57,0:22:49.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my God. What is that scar?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:49.80,0:22:51.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,From the look of it, I'd say...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:51.50,0:22:53.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...this little guy has had\Nhis appendix removed.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:54.07,0:22:55.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or he was\Nin one hell of a knife fight.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:59.33,0:23:00.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What kind of person\Ntattoos a child?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:01.13,0:23:02.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, you'd be amazed. Come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:03.63,0:23:05.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Open up. Open up and say:
Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.90,0:23:07.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on. Come on. Come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:12.07,0:23:14.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Wha-? What is it?\N- I've never seen a...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:14.93,0:23:16.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...baby with bridgework.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:17.23,0:23:20.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This child has the mouth\Nof a 40-year-old man.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:20.87,0:23:25.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't tell whether these teeth\Nare coming in or falling out.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:25.47,0:23:27.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, he's gonna be okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:27.53,0:23:28.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:29.00,0:23:33.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,His tonsils are a little swollen\Nand he might have a bit of a cold.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:33.47,0:23:34.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As a precaution...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:34.63,0:23:37.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...you should take his temperature\Nbefore you put him to bed.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.57,0:23:39.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- All right. Thank you, Dr. Murphy.\N- Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:39.70,0:23:42.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Thank you very much.\N- Bye.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:43.10,0:23:45.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is iust- It's horrible.\NLook at this child.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:45.77,0:23:47.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's turn him over\Nto the authorities.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:47.80,0:23:49.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They can find his parents\Nand prosecute them.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:50.10,0:23:51.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you crazy? We can't do that.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:51.73,0:23:53.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This kid's been through the wringer.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:53.67,0:23:55.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Besides, his birth parents\Nare probably crackheads.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:56.17,0:23:58.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're iust gonna\Nput them in rehab.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:58.23,0:24:01.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then they'll be back on the street,\Nselling him for a bag of rocks.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:01.90,0:24:04.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you saying?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:04.30,0:24:06.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm saying,\Nwhy don't we just keep him?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:06.93,0:24:08.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Just until Monday.\N- No. No, Darryl.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:08.83,0:24:10.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Just until-\N- He's a child.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:10.20,0:24:12.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I don't know what to do with a child.\N- Just until Monday.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:12.93,0:24:14.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then we'll take him\Nto Child Services.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:14.97,0:24:17.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They'll find a home for him.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:17.30,0:24:20.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Besides, who could take\Nbetter care of this child than us?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:23.33,0:24:26.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Where is he?\N- Oh, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:32.40,0:24:34.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where do you think you're going?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:35.70,0:24:36.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, what do we got here?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:38.40,0:24:40.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Is this your baby?\N- Yes, thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:41.20,0:24:43.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, actually...
Dialogue: 0,0:24:43.77,0:24:46.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- ... we found him-\N- Mama.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:51.53,0:24:53.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He called me Mama.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:54.57,0:24:55.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There you go.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:58.83,0:25:01.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you, officer. Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:02.77,0:25:05.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, Percy,\NI don't like having to look for people.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:07.00,0:25:09.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who, me? I wasn't hiding, Mr. W.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:09.20,0:25:10.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not Percy. Not the Kid.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:10.70,0:25:12.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was gonna come\Nsoon as I got the diamond.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:13.10,0:25:14.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you don't have\Nmy diamond, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:14.73,0:25:16.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. I mean, I do.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:16.37,0:25:18.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't have it on me now,\Nbut it's safe.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:18.43,0:25:21.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We got everything on lockdown.\NBelieve me. Trust me.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:21.67,0:25:23.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You trying to hustle me, Percy?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:24.40,0:25:27.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hustle a hustler?\NAin't nothing happening, Mr. W.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:27.80,0:25:30.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's iust that the robbery didn't go\Nas smooth as we wanted to.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:30.80,0:25:33.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And a situation had popped up,\Nso we had to split.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:34.13,0:25:37.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- But my partner, he-\N- Your partner is not my problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:37.37,0:25:39.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My problem is\NI don't have my diamond.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:40.23,0:25:42.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, I'm gonna give you 24 hours.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:42.40,0:25:45.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After that, my problem becomes\NBruno and Rosco's problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:46.90,0:25:48.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And they...
Dialogue: 0,0:25:48.43,0:25:49.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...become your problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:50.17,0:25:51.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You got a problem with that?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:51.90,0:25:54.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ain't got no problem with that, Mr. W.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:54.30,0:25:56.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got it all under control, I swear.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:56.37,0:25:58.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't want a smudge on it,\Nnot a speck, nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:58.70,0:26:00.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not a smudge.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:01.17,0:26:02.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, Mr. W.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:03.43,0:26:04.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get him out of here.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:05.00,0:26:06.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Get him out of here.\N- Come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:13.07,0:26:15.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ain't nothing better\Nthan the evening news...
Dialogue: 0,0:26:15.27,0:26:17.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...and my favorite, milk and cookies.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:18.53,0:26:20.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Damn, I forgot my milk.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:20.87,0:26:23.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jeez, man,\Nyou can't be popping up like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:23.57,0:26:25.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For a moment\NI thought you were Chucky.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:25.87,0:26:27.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,About to put you in a chokehold.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:29.53,0:26:31.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you looking at?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:32.03,0:26:35.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A man who exposed himself to\Npolice oflicers in a doughnut shop...
Dialogue: 0,0:26:36.00,0:26:38.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...claimed that voices\Nmade him do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:38.53,0:26:41.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, honey, look how\Ncomfortable he is with us.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:41.57,0:26:43.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He is so cute.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:43.73,0:26:45.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no, you don't.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:45.50,0:26:48.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, you don't. No, no, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:48.50,0:26:50.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Dad.\N- Come on, Pop, let him sit there.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:50.53,0:26:53.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Let him have a cookie.\N- This is my throne, my sanctuary.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:54.10,0:26:56.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is my air, my end zone.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:56.27,0:26:59.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's iust a cookie.\N- Oh, it start with the cookie.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:01.73,0:27:05.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then they want to come to dinner.\NThen they want to move in.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:06.33,0:27:10.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Next thing you know,\Nthey're married to your daughter.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:10.67,0:27:14.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Why he got to bring it back here-\N- Already made that mistake once.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:14.27,0:27:15.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Come on, now.\N- Honey.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:15.67,0:27:17.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No more, my brother.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:17.70,0:27:20.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nobody makes a fool out of me.\NI'm from Detroit.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:22.87,0:27:24.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Everybody's here.\N- I can't wait...
Dialogue: 0,0:27:24.60,0:27:26.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...for everybody to meet little Calvin.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:27.33,0:27:28.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'm so excited.\N- Yeah, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:29.07,0:27:32.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Introduce him to everybody else, and\Ngo over to somebody else's house.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:36.73,0:27:38.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cookie got a little bite to it.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:39.30,0:27:41.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hi. Come in, come in, come in.\N- Hello, hello, hello.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:41.90,0:27:45.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hello, hello.\N- I'm so excited.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:45.70,0:27:46.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hey.\N- Hello.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:47.10,0:27:51.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Consuela, welcome. Come in.\N- So where is the little one?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:52.07,0:27:57.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Here's Calvin.\N- Here's Calvin.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:00.17,0:28:02.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What a mess.\N- Honey, that's not nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:02.77,0:28:04.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's scary.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:05.53,0:28:07.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, well, I mean...
Dialogue: 0,0:28:08.57,0:28:13.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I mean, lucky he's not yours, right?\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:15.17,0:28:18.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I iust think he is precious.\NI think he is a precious gift from God.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:18.93,0:28:20.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, God gives gifts.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:20.43,0:28:24.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sometimes he wraps them in a hurry.\NSometimes. Isn't he a precious gift?
Dialogue: 0,0:28:25.43,0:28:28.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yeah. He's adorable...
Dialogue: 0,0:28:28.93,0:28:31.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...in a National Geographic\Nsort of way.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:33.43,0:28:35.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is he, a pygmy?
Dialogue: 0,0:28:39.67,0:28:41.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Consuela, why don't you take\Nthe kids to go play?
Dialogue: 0,0:28:42.07,0:28:43.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, good idea.\NCome on, guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:43.53,0:28:46.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tommy, show Nicholas\Nthat scissor-lock thing...
Dialogue: 0,0:28:46.33,0:28:47.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...we've been working on, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:28:49.97,0:28:53.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, little man.\NNo hard feelings, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:28:56.67,0:28:57.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Give me five.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:04.67,0:29:07.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, guess what, Calvin?\NWe brought you some stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:07.20,0:29:09.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We got you some stuff.\NWe got a box full of bottles, bibs.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:09.93,0:29:13.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, and all of the Dinosaurus Rex\Ntapes you could possibly want.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:13.30,0:29:15.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, thank you. That's a lot of stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:15.23,0:29:19.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He is so cute. I got your nose.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:19.40,0:29:22.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, I do. Yes, I do.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:24.93,0:29:26.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, you got my nose.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:26.70,0:29:29.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You got my nose. Yes, you do.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:31.23,0:29:34.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's got my nose. He's got my nose.\NHe's hurting-
Dialogue: 0,0:29:34.20,0:29:35.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Darryl, he's hurting me.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:35.73,0:29:38.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- He's hurting me.\N- Okay, okay, okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:38.40,0:29:40.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow, is he strong.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:40.87,0:29:43.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, tell me about it.\NI still can't feel my hand.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:43.50,0:29:45.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, Darryl, I think you should\Ntake the crib upstairs.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:46.13,0:29:48.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yes.\N- Ladies, will you help with this stuff?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:48.60,0:29:49.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:50.00,0:29:52.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Guys, help me grab this.\N- I'll get this box.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:52.23,0:29:54.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go into the kitchen.\NCome, Calvin.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:54.60,0:29:57.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Come on, baby.\N- Come on, little pumpkin-butt.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:58.63,0:30:00.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Janet, this fits perfectly.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:01.23,0:30:02.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Thank you.\N- Let me see.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:03.37,0:30:05.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm glad I kept it.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:05.73,0:30:08.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can't remember the last time\NI could wear horizontal stripes.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:09.50,0:30:12.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But, you know, here I go again.\NHow about you, woman of the hour?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:12.57,0:30:15.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Congratulations on the promotion.\N- Oh, thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:15.57,0:30:17.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's awesome.\NWas Darryl so excited or what?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:18.10,0:30:22.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, actually. He was disappointed.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:22.43,0:30:24.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Baby up-up.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:27.10,0:30:30.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He thought I was going to tell him\NI was pregnant.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:34.73,0:30:36.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, right.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:36.90,0:30:38.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Little Ms. Corporate-Climber\Npregnant?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:38.83,0:30:44.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? You guys.\NI want to have a baby at some point.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:44.30,0:30:47.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You could schedule one between\Na conference call and a client meeting.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:49.43,0:30:53.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, you know, Darryl is the one\Nthat I'm really worried about.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:53.27,0:30:55.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you kidding me?\NYou're lucky he wants one at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:55.83,0:30:57.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had to promise Greg\NI'd give him these.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:59.83,0:31:03.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, now. Okay, easy, fella.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:05.53,0:31:09.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This one's real grabby.\NHe must have been breast-fed.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:10.50,0:31:12.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is the baby hungry?
Dialogue: 0,0:31:12.83,0:31:13.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He should be nursed.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:14.07,0:31:16.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Baby like nursey-nursey.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:16.70,0:31:18.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, are you sure\Nyou should do that?
Dialogue: 0,0:31:19.17,0:31:21.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. You don't have to be\Nthe birth mother to breast-feed.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:22.57,0:31:26.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Nursey-nursey?\N- You want to nursey?
Dialogue: 0,0:31:28.50,0:31:29.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:34.00,0:31:35.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:36.10,0:31:39.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Drink up, precious.\N- This one's real wriggly, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:31:40.00,0:31:43.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on. Come on, now. Suck it.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:43.27,0:31:48.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Latch- Oh, that is not okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:49.93,0:31:51.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's get these kids home.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:51.37,0:31:54.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have to take Nicholas and Chrissy\Nto Mommy and Me tomorrow.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:54.23,0:31:55.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, have fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:55.70,0:31:58.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't worry about the nose.\NHe's adorable.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:58.97,0:32:01.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Thanks for all the stuff.\N- Call if you need anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:01.97,0:32:03.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Bye, good night.\N- Good night.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:03.60,0:32:06.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you change your mind\Nabout Consuela, you can take her.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:06.50,0:32:08.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, thanks.\N- I've got, like, all the chores.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:08.73,0:32:10.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One for you...
Dialogue: 0,0:32:11.73,0:32:13.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...and one for the baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:32.33,0:32:34.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's a little charmer, isn't he?
Dialogue: 0,0:32:34.33,0:32:36.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Call me.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:38.73,0:32:41.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I could have sworn he iust\Nstuck his tongue in my mouth.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:49.43,0:32:51.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Well, I- That was- I thought-\N- That went well.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:51.90,0:32:54.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah.\N- I thought they thought he was cute.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:54.23,0:32:56.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Great. You're wonder-\NOh, Calvin, you did so good.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:56.97,0:32:59.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Come on. Yeah.\N- You did so well.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:59.20,0:33:02.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If that lady touches you in a way\Nthat makes you uncomfortable...
Dialogue: 0,0:33:02.30,0:33:03.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...you let us know, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:33:03.97,0:33:06.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah. You're the charmer.\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:06.43,0:33:10.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Does that warm water feel good?\NDoes it feel nice?
Dialogue: 0,0:33:10.73,0:33:12.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. Look at you.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:13.10,0:33:16.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you want some company in there\Nwith you?
Dialogue: 0,0:33:16.90,0:33:18.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think we can work that out.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:18.77,0:33:21.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah? Yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:33:21.63,0:33:22.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Darryl?
Dialogue: 0,0:33:23.17,0:33:26.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello. It's bath time.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:29.03,0:33:31.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, let's get clean.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:32.03,0:33:34.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We gonna clean your little butt-butt.\NYes, we are.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:35.13,0:33:36.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then we gonna play\NSnatch the Marbles.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:37.13,0:33:38.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're gonna fart in the tub...
Dialogue: 0,0:33:38.73,0:33:41.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...and make our own\Nlittle Jacuzzi bubbles.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:47.03,0:33:50.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, the little baby.\NYes, you're so clean now.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:50.60,0:33:52.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're so nice and clean.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:56.80,0:33:59.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey. Okay- Calvin.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:59.83,0:34:02.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, Calvin.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:03.30,0:34:04.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. Hey, Darryl?
Dialogue: 0,0:34:04.93,0:34:08.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- All right, sweetie.\N- Hello, little boy.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:08.23,0:34:09.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi, cutie.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:10.06,0:34:12.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now it's time to get you\Nall dressed for bed, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:34:12.47,0:34:15.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't forget the doctor said\Nwe need to take his temperature.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:15.43,0:34:16.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:17.17,0:34:18.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah.\N- All right.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:18.56,0:34:20.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Open up wide.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:20.20,0:34:23.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Darryl, what are you doing?\N- I'm taking his temperature.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:23.23,0:34:26.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sweetie, he's a baby,\Nso that's a rectal thermometer.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:28.30,0:34:29.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. Go ahead.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:29.77,0:34:30.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You're such a-\N- Okay, baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:31.17,0:34:33.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right. Here we go. There we-
Dialogue: 0,0:34:34.40,0:34:36.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, shit.\N- Darryl, what are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:34:36.53,0:34:39.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Darryl, come on. Darryl, iust-
Dialogue: 0,0:34:39.40,0:34:41.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'm trying to-\N- Honey.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:41.87,0:34:43.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's okay, Calvin. It's okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:43.93,0:34:46.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- If he'll iust roll over here.\N- Okay, good, good.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:46.37,0:34:48.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I could get him down like-\N- No, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:48.23,0:34:51.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Wait, be gentle. Calvin, it's okay.\N- He's a little strong.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:51.73,0:34:54.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, all right.\NNobody likes this, I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:55.06,0:34:57.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know, nobody- Nobody likes this.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:57.73,0:35:01.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's okay. It's okay.\NOh, yeah. There we go, son.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:01.90,0:35:05.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Here comes the choo-choo train.\N- You're okay, baby. Oh, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:11.33,0:35:15.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's in the tunnel, son.\NIt's almost at your stop.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:20.47,0:35:22.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There you go, little man.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:23.00,0:35:26.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, this is gonna put you to sleep.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:27.77,0:35:29.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, little buddy.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:35.83,0:35:37.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good night, baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:44.17,0:35:47.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like this thing's gonna\Nput somebody to sleep.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:47.70,0:35:49.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna wait for you\Nto go to sleep.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:49.83,0:35:52.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna get my diamond\Nand be out.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:22.17,0:37:26.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, baby, be in here.\NCome on.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:27.77,0:37:29.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:29.20,0:37:31.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, where you at?\NWhere you at?
Dialogue: 0,0:37:31.43,0:37:32.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:34.47,0:37:38.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi, beautiful. Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:54.40,0:37:57.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, this idiot better\Npick up the phone.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:11.63,0:38:14.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People calling here all kind of time.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:14.20,0:38:18.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like people don't live here. I mean,\Nyou can't be calling nobody house...
Dialogue: 0,0:38:18.83,0:38:22.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P- Unit Productions, in association\Nwith Go Get a Girl Entertainment.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:23.10,0:38:25.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hey, yo, Percy. It's me.\N- Calvin?
Dialogue: 0,0:38:25.60,0:38:28.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What's going on?\N- I need you to come pick me up.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:28.70,0:38:31.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Now, look, I got the dia-\N- Reach for the sky.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:33.07,0:38:34.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who you talking to, sonny boy?
Dialogue: 0,0:38:39.93,0:38:42.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, don't give me that old... crap.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:42.77,0:38:44.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hand me that damn phone.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:45.37,0:38:47.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Who is this?\N- Me no speak no English.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:47.30,0:38:48.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wrong number. Sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:48.73,0:38:51.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who the hell's "No speak the English"?\NWho the hell is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:38:51.57,0:38:53.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Say something.\N- What are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:38:53.50,0:38:55.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I heard some noises,\Ncame downstairs...
Dialogue: 0,0:38:55.97,0:38:58.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...and caught this little hoodlum\Non the phone.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:58.20,0:39:00.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Must've looked for the safe.\N- We don't have a safe.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:00.90,0:39:03.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- He didn't know that.\N- Dada.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:04.67,0:39:08.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pop, man. He's a baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:08.73,0:39:11.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's his first night in a new house.\NProbably couldn't sleep.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:11.77,0:39:15.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at you. You look crazy, man.\NHolding a shotgun, wearing red socks.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:16.00,0:39:19.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You look like Fred Sanford on crack.\NPut that away, man. Go to bed.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:19.30,0:39:21.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, you are good.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:21.70,0:39:23.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are real good.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:23.73,0:39:25.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna keep my eye on you.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:26.37,0:39:27.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You gonna give me the finger?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:28.07,0:39:31.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where did you learn that, huh?\NBET videos _fter Dark?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:34.40,0:39:35.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Him scary.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:35.83,0:39:37.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:37.70,0:39:40.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't pay him any mind.\NHe just a old, crazy man.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:41.03,0:39:44.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know iust what to fix you\Nso you can have a good night's sleep.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:58.63,0:40:01.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go. Boy, you must have\Nhad a rough first night.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:03.03,0:40:05.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's because I'm new\Nat this dad stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:05.27,0:40:07.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Give me a minute,\NI'll get it together.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:11.67,0:40:15.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, can't imagine\Nwhat kind of life you must have had.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:15.90,0:40:17.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll tell you this:
Dialogue: 0,0:40:17.30,0:40:19.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This weekend is gonna be\Nthe best weekend of your life.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:20.03,0:40:21.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know why?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:21.43,0:40:24.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because I'm gonna show you\Nhow great it is to have a dad...
Dialogue: 0,0:40:24.50,0:40:28.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...and you're gonna show me\Nhow great it is to be a dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:29.30,0:40:32.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vanessa don't think I can do it,\Nbut I know I got it in me.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:32.43,0:40:35.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know why? Because\NI would never abandon my child.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:36.87,0:40:40.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ever. I'll always be there for him.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:40.47,0:40:43.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And there'll never be a time\Nwhen my son can't come to me...
Dialogue: 0,0:40:43.63,0:40:45.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...and talk to me\Nabout anything in the world...
Dialogue: 0,0:40:46.17,0:40:50.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...over a nice, warm cup of milk.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:59.73,0:41:02.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's so funny?\NWhat are you all giggly for?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:03.17,0:41:05.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're drinking Janet's breast milk.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:08.33,0:41:12.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Baby, you did the right thing,\Nletting him stay with us this weekend.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:13.17,0:41:14.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:16.57,0:41:21.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you know, I still can't wait for us\Nto have one of our own.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:22.83,0:41:26.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yes, I know.\N- All right.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:27.60,0:41:30.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You wanna know the nice thing\Nabout you not being pregnant?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:30.87,0:41:32.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:32.67,0:41:34.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We get to keep trying.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:45.03,0:41:48.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honey? What about the baby?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:48.27,0:41:51.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's asleep, don't worry about him.\NYou've got me.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:51.23,0:41:53.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But, honey...
Dialogue: 0,0:41:55.00,0:41:56.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...he's watching.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:59.70,0:42:02.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's too young to know\Nwhat's going on. Forget him.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:06.40,0:42:07.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:09.17,0:42:10.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:25.37,0:42:26.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:28.63,0:42:31.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,More like, great morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:31.70,0:42:35.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Looks like someone had a really good\Nnight's sleep last night.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:36.07,0:42:37.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who could sleep?
Dialogue: 0,0:42:37.87,0:42:41.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You were an animal last night.\N- Oh, well, you know-
Dialogue: 0,0:42:41.20,0:42:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't remember the last time\Nwe did it twice in one night.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:45.17,0:42:46.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Twice?
Dialogue: 0,0:42:49.23,0:42:50.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, when did he get in the bed?
Dialogue: 0,0:42:52.43,0:42:55.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know. I don't know\Nhow he gets out of that crib.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:55.93,0:42:57.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's such a crafty little fella.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:01.67,0:43:03.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You want some breakfast?
Dialogue: 0,0:43:04.00,0:43:05.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Some more ass.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:07.97,0:43:09.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Twice?
Dialogue: 0,0:43:27.90,0:43:31.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- How's my baby girl this morning?\N- So good, Dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:31.20,0:43:33.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- How are you?\N- Mighty fine, thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:33.77,0:43:35.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:35.40,0:43:37.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks very much, Jim.\NAnd in other news...
Dialogue: 0,0:43:37.93,0:43:40.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...police have a suspect\Nin yesterday's daring diamond heist.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:41.03,0:43:43.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is this man,\NCalvin "Baby Face" Sims...
Dialogue: 0,0:43:43.87,0:43:46.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- ... who was released-\N- D. Rex, D. Rex, D. Rex.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:46.23,0:43:48.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop that,\Nwhatever you're talking about.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:48.27,0:43:51.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D. Rex, D. Rex, D. Rex.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:51.20,0:43:52.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just be quiet.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:52.80,0:43:54.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- D. Rex.\N- Baby Face-
Dialogue: 0,0:43:54.70,0:43:57.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dad, let Calvin watch his show.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:58.13,0:44:01.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have to be the adult.\NLet Calvin watch his tape.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:01.70,0:44:04.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I wanna watch the news.\N- I don't care what you wanna watch.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:04.77,0:44:07.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He was watching the TV first.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:07.53,0:44:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll read the news.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:09.17,0:44:13.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I tell you, the world is going to hell\Nin a handcart.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:49.80,0:44:52.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow, Dad,\Nyou really cleaned your plate.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:52.90,0:44:55.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?\NThat hobgoblin ate my breakfast.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:56.27,0:44:58.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Daddy, don't be ridiculous.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:58.43,0:45:01.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I ain't being ridiculous.\NThat little sucker ate my breakfast.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:01.73,0:45:05.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going to the diner, where I can eat\Nand watch the news in peace.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:05.53,0:45:09.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, Dad. Be careful.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:09.20,0:45:13.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't we get you some food?\NYou must be so hungry.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:13.20,0:45:15.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's time for you to eat something.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:16.70,0:45:19.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Morning, sweetie.\N- Oh, good morning, baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:19.37,0:45:20.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:20.83,0:45:23.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I have your breakfast right here.\N- Oh, goodie.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:25.40,0:45:29.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, sweetie, okay,\Nnow your dad is really tripping.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:29.53,0:45:33.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Last night, I caught him\Nholding little Calvin at gunpoint...
Dialogue: 0,0:45:33.20,0:45:35.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...because he heard him\Ntalking on the phone.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:35.97,0:45:37.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is- That's crazy.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:38.07,0:45:40.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, you know...
Dialogue: 0,0:45:40.87,0:45:45.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...iust now he ate all of his breakfast,\Nand then he told me the baby ate it.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:47.10,0:45:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Can you say, "Whispering Glen"?\N- No, Darryl.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:50.17,0:45:51.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No nursing homes, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:45:51.73,0:45:54.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't wanna have this conversation\Nwith you again.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:54.33,0:45:57.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have to go to work,\Nbut the baby's food is here.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:57.20,0:45:59.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- And I love you.\N- I love you too.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:59.50,0:46:02.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have a good day. Kiss. Feed him.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:03.87,0:46:05.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:07.83,0:46:11.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, okay, let's get you all fed.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:11.30,0:46:16.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right. Open up wide.\NHere come the airplane.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:22.40,0:46:24.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:24.37,0:46:26.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You want to play a game\Nof peekaboo, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:46:26.70,0:46:28.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, okay, okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:28.87,0:46:30.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Peekaboo, I see you.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:33.73,0:46:35.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Peekaboo, I see you.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:51.90,0:46:55.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You gotta be kidding me. God.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:02.23,0:47:03.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Darryl?
Dialogue: 0,0:47:05.07,0:47:06.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where did I put it?
Dialogue: 0,0:47:13.27,0:47:15.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honey, I forgot my purse.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:16.33,0:47:18.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Darryl. Darryl.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:18.73,0:47:22.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sweetheart.\NYou can't just fall asleep like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:22.57,0:47:26.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, honey, I know that you're tired,\Nbut you have to watch the baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:26.50,0:47:29.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You take your eyes off him for a\Nminute, God knows what could happen.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:29.73,0:47:31.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was...
Dialogue: 0,0:47:32.17,0:47:34.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Darryl.\N- I was...
Dialogue: 0,0:47:34.83,0:47:36.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What...?\N- I don't-
Dialogue: 0,0:47:36.87,0:47:40.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honey, iust take him to the park\Nor something, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:47:41.17,0:47:42.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:44.07,0:47:45.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What...?
Dialogue: 0,0:47:53.07,0:47:56.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Peekaboo. Then I don't- What?
Dialogue: 0,0:48:01.53,0:48:04.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We gonna play baseball.\NWe gonna play football.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:04.33,0:48:07.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we're gonna play golf.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:07.57,0:48:10.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we're gonna shoot a plane.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:10.63,0:48:13.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're gonna have fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:16.80,0:48:18.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:18.63,0:48:22.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, son. Now, don't be afraid\Nto really swing that bat, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:48:22.23,0:48:25.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, the trick is to really\Nkeep your eye on the ball, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:48:25.67,0:48:27.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:32.40,0:48:35.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, you want that sucker\Nto really fly.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:35.20,0:48:37.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You wanna give that thing a lot of air,\Nokay?
Dialogue: 0,0:48:37.50,0:48:39.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There you go.\NGive it some good pump.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:39.37,0:48:41.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You want it to really fly.\NYou want it to blast off.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:42.10,0:48:45.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, there you go.\NNo, no, no. You want to point that up.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:45.77,0:48:49.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. No, no, son. What are you-?\NNo, no, no. Don't push that button.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:52.33,0:48:55.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, so now, what you wanna do\Nis you wanna wind that baby up...
Dialogue: 0,0:48:55.70,0:48:57.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...and you throw it\Nas hard as you can, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:48:57.90,0:48:59.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay.\N- All right. Come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:03.50,0:49:05.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at that. Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:06.97,0:49:09.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. Look at that sucker.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:12.27,0:49:13.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where'd it go?
Dialogue: 0,0:49:23.53,0:49:25.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The ducks teach you playfulness.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:25.50,0:49:28.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here, you can borrow this if you want.\NHe'd love it.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:28.37,0:49:30.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Dad-For-A-Weekend.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:31.03,0:49:32.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How's it going?
Dialogue: 0,0:49:32.43,0:49:35.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think they designed all the toys\Nto hit you in the nuts.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:35.93,0:49:37.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:38.17,0:49:39.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get off.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:39.33,0:49:42.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Richard, I bet my son could\Nkick the crap out of both your kids...
Dialogue: 0,0:49:42.67,0:49:45.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...blindfolded,\None hand tied behind his back.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:45.50,0:49:48.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, Greg.\NNicholas is a sweet, sensitive kid.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:49.13,0:49:51.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's not a fighter.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:51.33,0:49:54.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm telling you, Darryl, see, you gotta\Nbe tough on kids nowadays.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:54.53,0:49:57.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, the slightest bit of weakness\Nand they could end up...
Dialogue: 0,0:50:00.43,0:50:01.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:02.03,0:50:04.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I don't know about all that,\Nbut I gotta be honest with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:05.13,0:50:08.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm starting to dig this father thing.\NIt's kind of cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:08.37,0:50:12.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's kind of like I get to do all the things\Nthat I never did with my dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:12.27,0:50:14.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You know?\N- That's real cute.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:14.63,0:50:17.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really, I think I'm having\Na positive influence on him.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:19.33,0:50:21.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cee-lo, that's right.\NDig up in your OshKosh...
Dialogue: 0,0:50:21.90,0:50:23.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...your babyGap and pay the man.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:23.53,0:50:26.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That's right. Yeah.\N- It's not fair.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:26.90,0:50:28.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on,\Nput your money in the pot.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:28.73,0:50:30.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whine to your mama,\Ndon't whine to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:30.67,0:50:31.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right, good game, good game.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:32.17,0:50:33.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come here, you guys. Come here.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:35.20,0:50:37.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo, y'all bring\Nyour money tomorrow...
Dialogue: 0,0:50:37.53,0:50:40.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...I'm gonna sell y'all some pictures\Nof some naked girls.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:42.07,0:50:44.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What I say?\NY'all don't like big breasts?
Dialogue: 0,0:50:44.90,0:50:46.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Daddy, can I have some ice cream?
Dialogue: 0,0:50:46.70,0:50:48.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure, sweetie. What flavor?
Dialogue: 0,0:50:48.27,0:50:49.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Vanilla.\N- You got it.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:50.03,0:50:51.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I think we'll go with you.\N- Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:52.73,0:50:54.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You're getting big.\N- Janet, do me a favor?
Dialogue: 0,0:50:55.90,0:50:58.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Could you watch Calvin for me?\N- No problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:59.33,0:51:00.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Calvin.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:00.93,0:51:02.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Percy.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:03.17,0:51:06.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Cal, you get the diamond?\N- Yeah, it's in the diaper bag. Come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:06.77,0:51:07.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hold hands.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:08.10,0:51:10.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cal, which one is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:51:11.07,0:51:12.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The one with the duck on it.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:14.63,0:51:18.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- They all got ducks on them.\N- I think it's that one.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:18.77,0:51:20.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:21.20,0:51:23.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, that guy's not even\Nhere with a child.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:23.40,0:51:24.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:26.20,0:51:28.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, get away from him.\NGirls, let's get him!
Dialogue: 0,0:51:28.87,0:51:31.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'm out.\N- There he is.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:32.93,0:51:35.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pumpkin, are you okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:51:35.60,0:51:37.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Did he touch you anywhere?\N- No.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:37.40,0:51:39.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No? Okay. Good.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:39.73,0:51:41.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hey, is everything okay, Janet?\N- It's not okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:42.10,0:51:44.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Some sick pervert tried to run away\Nwith this little guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:44.93,0:51:46.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, that psycho\Ntook my diaper bag.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:47.03,0:51:49.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What?\N- Damn.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:50.27,0:51:51.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pervert.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:53.43,0:51:57.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, we gonna get you home\Nwhere it's nice and safe, all right?
Dialogue: 0,0:52:00.90,0:52:03.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Keys, keys. I want the keys.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:03.83,0:52:08.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Keys, keys, I want keys.\NKeys. Keys. Keys.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:08.27,0:52:10.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no, no.\NDaddy needs these to drive the-
Dialogue: 0,0:52:10.57,0:52:12.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Keys.\N- Oh, God.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:12.27,0:52:13.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Keys. Give me the keys.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:14.57,0:52:17.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, no. Here. Take that.\N- No. Keys.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:17.33,0:52:19.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I want keys.\N- Play with that for a while.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:19.40,0:52:21.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No, no, no. I need these.\N- I want keys.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:22.60,0:52:23.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Want keys.\N- Okay, here.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:24.57,0:52:27.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Keys.\N- All right, all right.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:27.37,0:52:31.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, you wait right there,\Nand I'll be right back, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:52:36.83,0:52:38.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:52:38.67,0:52:40.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My car. My kid.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:41.40,0:52:44.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:52:50.13,0:52:52.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Someone iust stole my car\Nwith my kid in it.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:52.33,0:52:53.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hop in.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:54.67,0:52:57.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Thank you.\N- Let's go get that son of a bitch.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:07.43,0:53:08.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Damn.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:20.90,0:53:23.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, my wife is gonna kill me\Nwhen she finds out about this.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:23.77,0:53:25.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My advice to you\Nis don't tell her a word.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:25.77,0:53:27.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I left Bobby Jr.\Nat an amusement park.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:27.77,0:53:30.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Told his father he was at\Nsummer camp. Bought me a week.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:35.40,0:53:38.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello? I'm on my way.\NI'll be there in about five minutes.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:38.63,0:53:41.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have the cupcakes. Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:41.23,0:53:43.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't bring iuice.\NYou didn't tell me.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:43.23,0:53:45.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Don't talk to me that way.\N- Excuse me.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:46.47,0:53:48.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'm hanging up.\N- Oh, my God.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:48.27,0:53:50.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm hanging up. I'm hanging up.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:51.73,0:53:53.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Watch the road, moron.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:54.57,0:53:56.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, baby. Let's go.\NLet's do this.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:04.87,0:54:08.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, wow, you are really upset.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:08.43,0:54:12.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It makes me feel so good to know that\Nthere are people out there who care...
Dialogue: 0,0:54:12.27,0:54:14.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Mommy, Mommy...\N- ... about their kids- What?
Dialogue: 0,0:54:14.53,0:54:15.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as I do.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:15.70,0:54:17.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Mommy, Mommy.\N- Just one second, honey.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:17.80,0:54:20.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm fixing my makeup.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:21.00,0:54:23.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Mom.\N- What?
Dialogue: 0,0:54:23.33,0:54:25.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think Dillon did a doodie.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:25.73,0:54:28.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Mom, hurry up. Come on, hurry.\N- Change him.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:28.60,0:54:31.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, wait, no. Wait.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:33.00,0:54:35.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my God. Excuse me. A truck.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:35.90,0:54:38.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me. A truck.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:38.40,0:54:40.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There you go.\NCan you hand me the powder?
Dialogue: 0,0:54:40.53,0:54:42.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? No, stop.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:43.07,0:54:44.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're gonna die.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:51.50,0:54:53.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my God.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:53.70,0:54:55.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't worry.\NYou'll get your little boy back.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:56.07,0:54:58.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It ain't worth it. Let me out.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:05.43,0:55:06.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:22.83,0:55:25.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Suspect got away.\N- Damn it!
Dialogue: 0,0:55:26.83,0:55:31.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- But the kid's okay.\N- I want my daddy.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:32.70,0:55:36.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want Daddy. I want my daddy.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:37.07,0:55:38.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks for everything.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:40.67,0:55:42.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, by the way, I run a carpool...
Dialogue: 0,0:55:42.93,0:55:45.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...if the little one ever needs\Na ride to preschool.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:46.17,0:55:47.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Daddy.\N- That's my kid.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:48.20,0:55:50.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Daddy. Daddy.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:50.57,0:55:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Are you okay, huh?\N- Daddy.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:54.30,0:55:58.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Son's okay, but car's totaled.\N- Screw the car. Long as he's okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:58.73,0:56:01.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry, man.\NI'm sorry, little buddy.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:01.83,0:56:04.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would never want anything\Nto happen to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:04.60,0:56:06.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love you, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:09.23,0:56:10.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Mr. W.\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:11.00,0:56:13.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your boy came through. I got it.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:16.23,0:56:18.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bring it to me.\NWatch my drink, babe.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:34.10,0:56:38.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Keep looking. Keep digging in there.\NIt's in there. It's in there, baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:39.07,0:56:40.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look around in there.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:41.97,0:56:44.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mr. Dub,\Ncould you dig deeper in there?
Dialogue: 0,0:56:44.87,0:56:46.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Damn.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:48.30,0:56:50.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that a dirty diaper?
Dialogue: 0,0:56:51.33,0:56:54.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Did I iust touch a dirty diaper?\N- Wait a minute.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:54.87,0:56:57.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa, that baby had\Nlasagna last night.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:57.30,0:56:59.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know it's in here.\NThe diamond's in here.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:59.90,0:57:03.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- He said the diamond's in there.\N- Your 24 hours are up, Percy.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:08.30,0:57:10.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you haven't\Ndelivered my diamond.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:10.50,0:57:12.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you know\Nhow that makes me feel?
Dialogue: 0,0:57:13.93,0:57:17.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please, Mr. Dub, give me a little\Nmore time. I promise I'll get the rock.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:17.43,0:57:19.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It makes me feel like\Nwanting to hurt you very badly.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:20.53,0:57:22.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I won't.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:22.93,0:57:26.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because that diamond\Nmeans more to me than your life.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:26.40,0:57:28.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, you get out of here\Nand find me that diamond.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:31.70,0:57:35.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Get out of here.\N- I promise you, okay? I got you.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:36.63,0:57:39.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Follow him. Find his partner.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:39.23,0:57:42.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get me my diamond,\Nthen stick them both in the ground.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:43.37,0:57:45.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aren't you taking this a bit far?
Dialogue: 0,0:57:45.67,0:57:48.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't even know they made\Na LoJack for kids.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:48.37,0:57:51.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I'm telling you, I'm not taking\Nany chances. This guy's tricky.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:52.17,0:57:53.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe I should skip the game.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:53.70,0:57:57.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you crazy?\NThey're playing Detroit, D.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:58.33,0:58:02.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't we pack up the little ugly\Nson of a bitch and take him with us?
Dialogue: 0,0:58:05.20,0:58:07.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You really think\Nthat's the best idea?
Dialogue: 0,0:58:07.23,0:58:09.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, Richard,\NI do think it's the best idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:09.73,0:58:12.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's never too early\Nto become a Chicago fan.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:14.00,0:58:17.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You know what, I'm in.\N- Yeah. Come on, let's go.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:17.43,0:58:20.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, but when the ladies ask,\NI was the one that said no.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:21.17,0:58:22.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I- No.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:28.77,0:58:31.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you ready to see how exciting\Na hockey game is?
Dialogue: 0,0:58:31.40,0:58:32.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like boxing on ice.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:32.87,0:58:35.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Five rows up behind the penalty box.\NWho the man?
Dialogue: 0,0:58:35.53,0:58:37.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah, boy. Yeah.\N- That's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:41.73,0:58:44.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go. Come on. Come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:45.17,0:58:48.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Go, go, go.\N- Come on, what are you watching?
Dialogue: 0,0:58:50.80,0:58:52.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you see that play? Hey.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:52.73,0:58:54.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What you got in your mouth there,\Nlittle fella?
Dialogue: 0,0:58:55.53,0:58:58.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What you got in your mouth?\NOpen up. Open. Let me see.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:59.63,0:59:01.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, okay, it was nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:01.73,0:59:03.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:05.97,0:59:06.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,T Man!
Dialogue: 0,0:59:07.13,0:59:09.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Come on.\N- Here we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:09.70,0:59:10.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:13.60,0:59:15.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:19.30,0:59:21.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- All right, who needs drinks?\N- I'm good.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:22.07,0:59:27.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, wait. Yeah,\NI guess I need another one, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:29.50,0:59:30.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Thanks.\N- Thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:30.97,0:59:33.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How about you guys?\NAnything to drink?
Dialogue: 0,0:59:33.63,0:59:36.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah, I'll grab a beer, sure.\N- Me too, me too. Get me one.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:37.10,0:59:39.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- There you go.\N- Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:39.77,0:59:43.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay. Here you go.\N- Nice ass.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:46.07,0:59:47.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pig.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:48.60,0:59:50.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tramp.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:01.17,1:00:04.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the hell was that for?
Dialogue: 0,1:00:05.13,1:00:06.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What did I do?\N- You know her?
Dialogue: 0,1:00:07.17,1:00:08.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I don't know her.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:09.87,1:00:11.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know- I don't.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:11.33,1:00:13.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hey, man. Get your own.\N- Hey.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:13.33,1:00:14.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What?\N- Beer. It's empty.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:15.10,1:00:17.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- So get another one.\N- I'm gonna-
Dialogue: 0,1:00:17.67,1:00:19.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Get off. Wait.\N- What's your problem, man?
Dialogue: 0,1:00:20.83,1:00:23.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Come on, man. Come on, Miller.\N- Miller.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:26.20,1:00:28.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You suck.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:30.37,1:00:33.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You suck, man. You suck.\N- Shut it, you losers!
Dialogue: 0,1:00:33.73,1:00:36.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Want some of me? Come down here.\NCome play with the big boys.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:36.87,1:00:40.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You're a bully. You're a bully, man.\N- Yeah, I thought so, you princess.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:40.27,1:00:43.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Come on, you.\N- Pick on somebody your own size.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:43.23,1:00:45.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on down here, then.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:48.83,1:00:50.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who did that?
Dialogue: 0,1:00:53.20,1:00:55.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You. You're dead!
Dialogue: 0,1:00:58.77,1:01:00.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's gonna kill me.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:01.43,1:01:04.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Get out of my way.\N- It wasn't me. It was the baby.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:04.37,1:01:05.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You're mine.\N- Get him.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:06.00,1:01:07.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hockey fight!
Dialogue: 0,1:01:13.73,1:01:16.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's got my ear.\NGet this baby off of me.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:21.27,1:01:25.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hey. Hey, hey.\N- Is that all you got?
Dialogue: 0,1:01:29.30,1:01:30.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know, baby.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:30.93,1:01:33.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe you're right.\NMaybe I'm not ready to be a dad yet.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:33.97,1:01:36.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It really wasn't your fault.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:36.93,1:01:38.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's so funny, man.\NIt just happened so fast.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:39.17,1:01:41.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I took my eyes off him\Nfor one second and:
Dialogue: 0,1:01:41.20,1:01:43.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He would've never had\Nanother birthday again.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:45.60,1:01:48.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey. Why don't we do that?
Dialogue: 0,1:01:48.70,1:01:50.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't we throw him\Na birthday party?
Dialogue: 0,1:01:50.60,1:01:53.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, we don't know\Nwhen his birthday is.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:53.23,1:01:54.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So what?\NWe'll celebrate it tomorrow.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:55.03,1:01:58.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We'll throw him a big birthday bash.\NThe biggest birthday party he ever had.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:58.73,1:02:00.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is a really good idea.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:01.07,1:02:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I got a little surprise for him.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:05.17,1:02:07.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Does everyone know\Nwhat time it is?
Dialogue: 0,1:02:07.40,1:02:12.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's time to dance and sing,\Nand have lots and lots of fun.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:12.40,1:02:15.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey there, boys and girls,\Nit's Dinosaur Rex...
Dialogue: 0,1:02:15.23,1:02:17.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...your favorite prehistoric pal.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:17.43,1:02:19.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, where's the birthday boy?
Dialogue: 0,1:02:19.70,1:02:21.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- There.\N- Yo, no, no.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:21.47,1:02:23.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Happy birthday.\N- Hey, yo.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:23.77,1:02:25.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Happy birthday, little buddy
Dialogue: 0,1:02:25.23,1:02:26.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got a nasty hangover...
Dialogue: 0,1:02:26.60,1:02:28.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...and a rock stuck in my gut...
Dialogue: 0,1:02:28.53,1:02:30.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...that got my colon backed up\Nlike rush-hour traffic.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:31.10,1:02:33.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, either you're gonna stop\Nwith your fruity kid songs...
Dialogue: 0,1:02:33.87,1:02:36.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...or I'm gonna kick you\Nright in your furry balls.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:36.77,1:02:38.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- All right?\N- Well...
Dialogue: 0,1:02:38.87,1:02:41.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...maybe we should talk\Nabout manners.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:41.23,1:02:43.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, manners are very important.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:43.33,1:02:47.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When I was a tiny lizard, my mom\Ntold me that if I had good manners...
Dialogue: 0,1:02:47.43,1:02:52.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...one day I could grow up to be\Npresident of the whole United States.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:52.27,1:02:54.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But instead, you entertain\Nsnotty-nosed kids...
Dialogue: 0,1:02:54.80,1:02:56.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...in a crusty, blue dinosaur suit...
Dialogue: 0,1:02:56.63,1:02:59.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...that smell like sweaty armpits\Nand baby urine.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:01.23,1:03:02.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Far cry from president, buddy.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:06.70,1:03:08.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I iust got out of rehab.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:09.03,1:03:11.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because of the new\N"deadbeat dad" law...
Dialogue: 0,1:03:11.37,1:03:15.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...my wife's garnishing 85 percent\Nof my dinosaur wages.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:15.50,1:03:19.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So if I weren't afraid to lose this iob,\NI'd kick your ass.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:19.57,1:03:22.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, you so pathetic you need\N$4.50 an hour that bad?
Dialogue: 0,1:03:23.00,1:03:24.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, get your ass kicked.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:28.83,1:03:30.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Bring it on.\N- Come on. Come on, then.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:32.00,1:03:35.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hey.\N- Oh, you mine now. You mine.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:36.83,1:03:39.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get him, get him, get him.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:42.53,1:03:44.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You little bastard.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:46.77,1:03:49.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was a cheap shot.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:51.10,1:03:54.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You stink.\N- I hate your show.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:54.60,1:03:57.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It has been confirmed,\Nthe driver of the stolen vehicle...
Dialogue: 0,1:03:57.43,1:04:00.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...matches the description of\Nthe suspect in Friday's diamond heist.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:01.13,1:04:03.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Police are looking to question...\N- I knew it.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:03.67,1:04:05.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...Calvin "Baby Face" Sims.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:05.33,1:04:08.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sims, who was recently released from\Nstate prison, has thus far eluded-
Dialogue: 0,1:04:08.90,1:04:11.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, guys, what do you say\Nwe liven this party up?
Dialogue: 0,1:04:11.27,1:04:13.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have a little\Nfather-son football game.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:13.27,1:04:16.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Football? Greg, I don't know.\NI don't think that's a good idea.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:16.43,1:04:19.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nicholas is a little young\Nand small for football.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:19.33,1:04:21.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How about Simon Says instead?
Dialogue: 0,1:04:22.10,1:04:24.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, Richard, your son\Npractically squats to pee.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:25.43,1:04:28.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, man.\NLook, we gotta scar these kids for life.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:28.37,1:04:30.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right?\NWe gotta toughen them up a bit.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:30.37,1:04:31.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't-
Dialogue: 0,1:04:32.40,1:04:33.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Come on.\N- Come on.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:33.57,1:04:35.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Darryl, you in,\Nor does Calvin have ballet class?
Dialogue: 0,1:04:36.00,1:04:37.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm down.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:37.57,1:04:39.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- All right.\N- All right, let's do it.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:42.20,1:04:45.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Football? That's not in the books.\NI've read all the books.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:45.33,1:04:47.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, you're wetting yourself here.\NGo play football.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:48.03,1:04:49.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You sure?\N- Rich, let's go.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:49.83,1:04:53.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's 7-O already.\N- All right. I'm playing football.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:53.67,1:04:55.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Take off the sli- Oh, my God.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:55.90,1:04:58.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa, here we go.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:58.30,1:05:01.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P- U-T-I-T-I-N\NPut it in
Dialogue: 0,1:05:01.60,1:05:04.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P- U-T-I-T-I-N\NPut it in
Dialogue: 0,1:05:06.13,1:05:09.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You and me, this is father-son stuff.\NRight here, huh? Here we go.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:09.90,1:05:13.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ready, set...\N- I love you, baby.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:13.53,1:05:15.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hike.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:15.37,1:05:17.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One Victoria's Secret. Two-
Dialogue: 0,1:05:18.60,1:05:20.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, God.\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:20.33,1:05:22.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You want the hospital\Nor the graveyard, punk?
Dialogue: 0,1:05:23.20,1:05:24.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:24.53,1:05:26.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Here we go.\N- Are you okay?
Dialogue: 0,1:05:26.50,1:05:29.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I thought this was a touch game.\N- You have his license number?
Dialogue: 0,1:05:29.50,1:05:31.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What is he doing?\N- Sorry, D, did I hurt your vagina?
Dialogue: 0,1:05:32.07,1:05:35.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our team is what? Dynamite\NOur team is what? Dynamite
Dialogue: 0,1:05:36.13,1:05:37.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What's going on?\N- Our team is
Dialogue: 0,1:05:39.13,1:05:40.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dynamite
Dialogue: 0,1:05:40.33,1:05:41.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Break.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:43.87,1:05:45.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Run, Dad.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:48.83,1:05:50.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nicholas, are you okay?
Dialogue: 0,1:05:50.67,1:05:52.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Game on.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:52.73,1:05:56.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Just stay down, son.\N- Thattaboy. You did it.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:56.63,1:05:59.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, that's why we put creatine\Nin our corn flakes.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:00.03,1:06:02.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You okay?\N- Punch him, kick him
Dialogue: 0,1:06:02.50,1:06:04.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stick him in the eye
Dialogue: 0,1:06:06.43,1:06:08.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here we go, here we go.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:08.60,1:06:10.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, here we go.\NCome on, boys.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:16.57,1:06:19.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah.\N- Your husband is a brute.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:19.87,1:06:21.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That's right.\N- Yo, Greg, man.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:21.67,1:06:23.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You should be ashamed of yourself!
Dialogue: 0,1:06:23.50,1:06:25.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, what are you doing, Greg?\NMan, he's a kid.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:26.07,1:06:28.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Darryl, Darryl.\NShut your pie-hole, man!
Dialogue: 0,1:06:29.03,1:06:31.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's football. It's football.\N- I know.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:31.93,1:06:34.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Stop acting like a bitch.\N- Why you starting, man?
Dialogue: 0,1:06:34.50,1:06:37.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, let's go. Man, come on.\NYou guys suck.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:38.13,1:06:40.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's time to kick some butt. Come on.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:41.00,1:06:45.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ready, set, hike.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:47.80,1:06:50.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I got him.\N- Nicholas, block left. Come on.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:53.37,1:06:55.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Tommy.\N- How do you like them apples?
Dialogue: 0,1:06:55.93,1:06:58.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Get him.\N- Yeah, come on.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:59.87,1:07:03.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah.\N- Yes. Yes.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:06.67,1:07:10.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tommy, what's going on?\NYou call that a tackle?
Dialogue: 0,1:07:11.00,1:07:12.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Told you,\Nyou gotta stay in the zone.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:12.87,1:07:15.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You gotta eat some lightning\Nand crap thunder, son.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:15.60,1:07:18.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You wanna get up?\NCome on. Come on. Come on.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:19.67,1:07:23.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Come on. Come on, man.\N- Shut up, Darryl. It's my son.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:24.70,1:07:29.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, it's do-or-die time.\NLast point wins.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:30.20,1:07:32.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nicholas, you ready?
Dialogue: 0,1:07:33.77,1:07:37.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Purple Haze. Purple Haze 15.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:38.03,1:07:42.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ready, set, hike.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:43.43,1:07:44.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Follow me.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:46.77,1:07:48.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Go, Nicholas. Go, Nicholas.\N- Come on, come on.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:49.83,1:07:51.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Bring it on.\N- Go. Go.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:53.93,1:07:56.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Go. Oh, my goodness.\N- Come on, get up.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:57.43,1:07:59.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go, Nicholas. Go, Nicholas.\NGo, Nicholas.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:59.60,1:08:02.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Come on.\N- Tommy, hurry.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:02.33,1:08:05.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This team is dynamite\NWe're dynamite
Dialogue: 0,1:08:06.93,1:08:10.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That's my son.\N- That is my boy. That is my boy.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:10.97,1:08:13.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You did it, son.\NYou crapped thunder.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:14.07,1:08:16.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nine months inside. Yes.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:17.26,1:08:18.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dad, Dad.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:19.40,1:08:22.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah, son?\N- You suck.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:23.20,1:08:24.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Son, Dad hurt his pee-pee.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:25.17,1:08:26.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Get up, you pussy.\N- I can't.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:31.03,1:08:34.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, everybody, here she comes.\NEverybody, on three.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:34.37,1:08:36.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One, two, three.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:41.63,1:08:43.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They trying to punk me.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:45.47,1:08:48.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All these people trying\Nto make a fool out of me.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:48.67,1:08:50.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Trying to make me cry.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:50.50,1:08:55.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't cry when I went to prison,\Nand I ain't gonna cry now.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:55.67,1:09:00.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't care if I never had a mother\Nwho threw me a party.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:01.10,1:09:06.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Today is my birthday\Nand I'm gonna smile, damn it.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:09.93,1:09:11.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wish I had a family.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:11.80,1:09:15.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well done, baby. What is this, Dad?
Dialogue: 0,1:09:15.93,1:09:18.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got a gift for the kid.\NI know I've been a little tough on him.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:19.07,1:09:22.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it ain't easy when I've been\Nthe center of all the attention...
Dialogue: 0,1:09:22.23,1:09:24.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...and all of a sudden,\Na kid walk in the house. A baby.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:24.90,1:09:28.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want you to know now,\Nfrom now on, I'm here to help.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:29.07,1:09:32.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, Calvin, make a wish.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:32.80,1:09:37.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I hope all of your wishes\Ncome true.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:49.76,1:09:51.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, great, you're here.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:51.57,1:09:53.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The bouncy's in the back.\NJust go around the side.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:54.10,1:09:55.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I'm here to get my son.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:57.17,1:09:58.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Little dude. Little man.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:59.17,1:10:00.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Son?\N- That's right.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:00.97,1:10:04.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't think I could do it,\Nbut I got myself together, baby.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:04.20,1:10:07.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So if you iust give me the boy,\Nwe're gonna slide out of here.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:07.53,1:10:11.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you're the guy\Nwho left his baby on my doorstep...
Dialogue: 0,1:10:11.37,1:10:14.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- ... in a dog basket?\N- That's right, but that was a mistake.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:14.37,1:10:16.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The guy who gave\Nhis own kid a tattoo?
Dialogue: 0,1:10:16.37,1:10:18.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait. I can explain that.\NHis mother was in the service.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:19.07,1:10:22.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The person responsible for allowing\Nhis baby boy to take a knife in the gut?
Dialogue: 0,1:10:22.97,1:10:24.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait. The boy needed discipline.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:24.77,1:10:26.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You should be castrated.\N- What?
Dialogue: 0,1:10:26.53,1:10:28.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ain't nothing wrong\Nwith my bowel movement.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:28.57,1:10:31.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I go two, three times a day.\NLet me tell you something.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:31.37,1:10:33.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I ain't got to explain nothing.\NI'm a grown-
Dialogue: 0,1:10:33.53,1:10:36.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You iust caught yourself the official\NBrooklyn beat-down, homes.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:37.00,1:10:39.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You iust entered the dragon,\Nhomeboy.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:39.33,1:10:41.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Word up. I'm gonna tap you\Nright on your Flintstone.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:41.80,1:10:44.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here it come, homeboy.\NHere it come, homeboy. Here it-
Dialogue: 0,1:10:49.17,1:10:50.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who is Mike Jones?
Dialogue: 0,1:10:52.67,1:10:54.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get the hell out of here.\NAnd don't come back.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:57.70,1:10:59.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want my mother.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:00.60,1:11:04.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Looks like Percy's partner\Ndecided to keep the rock for himself.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:04.40,1:11:07.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Better go tell Mr. Walken.\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:07.53,1:11:11.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There you go. Good.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:12.07,1:11:13.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Come on.\N- Honestly, Janet...
Dialogue: 0,1:11:13.70,1:11:15.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...I don't know how you do it.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:15.27,1:11:17.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What's that, sweetie?\N- All of this.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:17.60,1:11:19.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The parenting, the responsibility.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:20.00,1:11:22.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's really no different\Nthan any other career.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:23.00,1:11:26.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, you have scheduling, you\Nhave planning. Budgeting, of course.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:26.43,1:11:29.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess the big difference\Nis that my boss...
Dialogue: 0,1:11:29.23,1:11:31.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...I want to slather in kisses\Nall day long.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:31.77,1:11:34.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I can, without being sued\Nfor sexual harassment.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:36.57,1:11:38.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you don't miss the iob at all?
Dialogue: 0,1:11:38.93,1:11:41.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know,\Nsometimes I think I miss it...
Dialogue: 0,1:11:41.93,1:11:44.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...but then I remember\Nall they really liked about me...
Dialogue: 0,1:11:44.57,1:11:46.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...was the money\Nthat I made for them.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:46.90,1:11:51.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know? I mean, this...\NThis is real. These guys dig me.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:51.97,1:11:56.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am a diva, a giant, a goddess.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:56.23,1:11:58.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm perfect. Aren't I perfect?
Dialogue: 0,1:12:01.37,1:12:03.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mommy, I don't feel good.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:03.57,1:12:05.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's the matter, honey?\NYou got a tummy ache?
Dialogue: 0,1:12:06.03,1:12:09.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah? Think maybe it's from\Neating 16 pieces of cake...
Dialogue: 0,1:12:09.77,1:12:11.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...and beef ierky...
Dialogue: 0,1:12:11.47,1:12:13.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...and a balloon? Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:15.47,1:12:19.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Is he gonna be okay?\N- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:19.53,1:12:21.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just a little teaspoon of this-
Dialogue: 0,1:12:21.20,1:12:22.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is magic.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:22.60,1:12:26.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and he will poop very shortly.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:27.03,1:12:28.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It'll slide right out.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:30.70,1:12:31.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good boy.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:32.17,1:12:34.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, maybe you should\Ntake him home.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:34.27,1:12:35.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, maybe we shall.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:36.07,1:12:39.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You wanna go home?\N- And you too. Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:40.37,1:12:42.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, goodness,\Nwhat do you feed this kid?
Dialogue: 0,1:12:42.73,1:12:44.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do I feed you?
Dialogue: 0,1:12:44.33,1:12:46.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- All right. I'll see you soon?\N- Okay.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:46.43,1:12:48.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Thank you.\N- See you later. Come on, hon.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:48.40,1:12:51.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Such a good boy,\Nhelping your mom.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:13.80,1:13:16.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, sweetie. Wha-?
Dialogue: 0,1:13:16.70,1:13:20.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, honey, what's wrong? Sweetie?
Dialogue: 0,1:13:20.60,1:13:23.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hey, little man, what's the matter?\N- I don't think he's feeling well.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:23.87,1:13:25.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you okay?
Dialogue: 0,1:13:29.00,1:13:31.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's the matter,\Nyou gotta make a poo-poos?
Dialogue: 0,1:13:32.97,1:13:36.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You gotta make a poo-poo.\NHe gotta make a little poo-poo, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:39.30,1:13:40.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:41.27,1:13:43.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's going on, man, huh?
Dialogue: 0,1:13:57.37,1:14:00.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ain't that cute.\NHe made a little surprise...
Dialogue: 0,1:14:00.57,1:14:01.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...for Mommy.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:02.13,1:14:03.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Mom-? For me?\N- Go ahead.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:03.57,1:14:06.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Mommy take care.\N- Darryl, why me? I did it last time.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:06.93,1:14:08.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wash your hands\Nbefore you make dinner.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:09.00,1:14:10.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, Calvin.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:11.60,1:14:12.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:20.50,1:14:22.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, what a day.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:24.57,1:14:27.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I can't believe you did this.\N- Did what?
Dialogue: 0,1:14:27.30,1:14:30.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- This. Darryl, it's so beautiful.\N- I did- I-
Dialogue: 0,1:14:30.87,1:14:33.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's so romantic,\Nthe way you put it in his diaper.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:33.37,1:14:36.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then you made me change him\Neven though I didn't want to. Oh, so-
Dialogue: 0,1:14:37.23,1:14:39.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No, but, honey-\N- We should go out and celebrate.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:39.60,1:14:41.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Somewhere nice? I'll change.\N- Wait.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:41.40,1:14:43.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you, baby.\NI love it, I love it, I love it.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:44.10,1:14:47.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I love it, I love it, I love it.\N- I gotta talk to you.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:47.53,1:14:49.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Baby, come here.\N- Damn.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:52.70,1:14:54.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you sure you guys\Nare gonna be okay?
Dialogue: 0,1:14:54.60,1:14:58.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- We'll be fine, won't we, little boy?\N- I love Papa.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:58.73,1:15:00.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- All right. Bye.\N- Okay.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:00.53,1:15:02.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Y'all have a good time, now.\NI know we will.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:05.03,1:15:06.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bye-bye.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:07.23,1:15:11.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We going to have a good time.\NHe's a nice little boy too. Yes, indeedy.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:11.57,1:15:14.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's a cute little boy too.\NLook at the little baby.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:14.67,1:15:18.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, he's a good little boy.\NOne, two, three.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:20.60,1:15:22.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, you come clean,\Nyou little punk. Who are you?
Dialogue: 0,1:15:23.10,1:15:25.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where you from? What you all about?\NWhat is all this?
Dialogue: 0,1:15:29.40,1:15:32.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look here, old man.\NYou been a real pain in my butt.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:32.57,1:15:34.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you're right,\NI did rob that jewelry store.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:35.10,1:15:38.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now there's some\Nreal bad people after me.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:38.23,1:15:40.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the people you love\Nare gonna get hurt...
Dialogue: 0,1:15:40.57,1:15:42.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...if I don't get that diamond.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:42.20,1:15:46.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I don't want that to happen,\Nso you better just stay out of my way.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:52.77,1:15:55.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, yo, Percy, it's me.\NBe here in a hour.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:55.60,1:15:58.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'll have the diamond then.\N- How can you do this to us?
Dialogue: 0,1:15:58.83,1:16:00.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We took you in,\Nthought you were a child in need.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:01.17,1:16:04.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You turn out to be a lowlife thief.\N- Look, I didn't mean for it to go this far.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:04.90,1:16:06.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was iust trying\Nto get my diamond and be out.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:07.17,1:16:11.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You ain't getting away with it.\N- Then it's time to dance. Come on.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:12.47,1:16:14.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Baby, I-\N- Sweetheart...
Dialogue: 0,1:16:14.40,1:16:16.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...this means so much to me.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:16.60,1:16:18.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know it's not real.\NLook at the size of this.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:18.87,1:16:20.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's no way\Nyou could afford that, but...
Dialogue: 0,1:16:21.07,1:16:25.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, it's what the ring symbolizes\Nthat makes it so special to me.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:25.73,1:16:28.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah, about that, baby. I didn't-\N- Please. Let me finish.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:28.57,1:16:32.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please. I know that you are\Nnot the one who isn't ready. It's me.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:32.90,1:16:35.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have always needed\Nfor everything to fit my schedule.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:35.67,1:16:39.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you have shown me that\Nsometimes life doesn't work that way.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:39.20,1:16:43.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's unpredictable, and sometimes\Nyou have to go with the flow and...
Dialogue: 0,1:16:43.23,1:16:45.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll never be ready\Nuntil it just happens.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:45.40,1:16:48.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Vanessa, I iust wanna tell you-\N- I think that we should just do it.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:49.73,1:16:51.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do what?
Dialogue: 0,1:16:51.60,1:16:52.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's adopt him.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:53.07,1:16:55.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tomorrow let's take the baby\Nto Child Services...
Dialogue: 0,1:16:55.73,1:16:57.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...and start the paperwork.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:57.20,1:16:58.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You mean we can keep him?
Dialogue: 0,1:16:58.93,1:17:00.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah.\N- Yes.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:02.10,1:17:04.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, what did you wanna tell me?
Dialogue: 0,1:17:06.33,1:17:07.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nothing.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:07.50,1:17:09.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nothing at all. Let's- Let's toast.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:09.83,1:17:11.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:15.00,1:17:16.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't mess\Nwith a man from Detroit.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:16.90,1:17:18.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm from Detroit.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:18.23,1:17:20.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The hell you doing?
Dialogue: 0,1:17:20.60,1:17:22.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What's going on?\N- Daddy, get off of him.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:22.67,1:17:24.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Get off of the baby.\N- Stop it.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:24.87,1:17:26.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ain't no baby. That's a criminal.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:26.53,1:17:29.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have had it with you.\NI'm calling Whispering Glen.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:29.87,1:17:31.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vanessa, I ain't crazy.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:31.30,1:17:34.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You see, I know what is\Nand I know what ain't is.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:34.20,1:17:36.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And he ain't is what he say he is.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:36.53,1:17:38.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You see, "is" is and "ain'ts" ain't.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:39.17,1:17:40.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Check the teddy bear.\NThe teddy bear.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:41.03,1:17:42.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Teddy bear knows.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:42.67,1:17:45.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Come on, then. Please.\N- We'll take good care of your father.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:45.53,1:17:47.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whispering Glen is a safe facility.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:47.77,1:17:49.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Give him\Na couple of days to adjust...
Dialogue: 0,1:17:50.00,1:17:52.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Let me go.\N- ... and then come visit.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:00.40,1:18:04.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vanessa, believe me.\N"Is" is, "ain'ts" ain't.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:04.60,1:18:06.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Use the Taser if you have to.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:06.73,1:18:08.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Check the teddy bear.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:08.37,1:18:09.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The teddy bear.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:12.03,1:18:13.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna go put him to bed.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:14.50,1:18:16.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:24.50,1:18:25.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:26.50,1:18:29.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How does one child turn a household\Nupside down in a weekend?
Dialogue: 0,1:18:30.27,1:18:33.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at this place. It's a mess.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:48.40,1:18:50.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Check the teddy bear.\NThe teddy bear.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:50.43,1:18:51.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Teddy bear knows.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:54.33,1:18:55.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Grandpa bad.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:56.07,1:18:58.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. No, baby. No, no, no.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:58.87,1:19:01.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Papa's not bad.\NHe didn't mean to hurt you. He just-
Dialogue: 0,1:19:02.10,1:19:05.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's a little... Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:32.20,1:19:34.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow, look here, old man.\NYou've been a real pain in the butt.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:35.60,1:19:37.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you're right,\NI did rob that jewelry store.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:38.00,1:19:40.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now there's\Na lot of bad people a_er me.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:40.77,1:19:42.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People you love\Nare gonna get hurt...
Dialogue: 0,1:19:42.53,1:19:44.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...if I don't get the diamond back.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:44.27,1:19:45.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vanessa.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:45.70,1:19:46.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vanessa.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:47.57,1:19:50.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Where's Calvin?\N- I put him in the cr-
Dialogue: 0,1:19:50.30,1:19:52.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Where's the diamond?\N- It was-
Dialogue: 0,1:19:53.37,1:19:55.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Gone.\N- Damn. Pops was right.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:55.73,1:19:58.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'm calling the police.\N- I'm gonna get my dad.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:00.30,1:20:01.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dad!
Dialogue: 0,1:20:01.60,1:20:03.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, I have some information\Non a stolen diamond.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:04.77,1:20:06.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's what I'm talking about.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:06.47,1:20:08.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We did it. We rich, baby.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:10.20,1:20:13.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yes. Just in the nick of time.\N- We blinging.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:13.57,1:20:15.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Walken and his goons\Nis going to that house.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:15.93,1:20:17.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What?\N- Don't worry.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:17.33,1:20:19.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He thinks Darryl's my partner.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:19.47,1:20:22.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You idiot. Walken will kill him\Nif he don't have his diamond.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:22.53,1:20:25.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Exactly. Which means\Nhe won't be coming after you.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:25.93,1:20:29.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's perfect. We get away scot-free.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:31.57,1:20:33.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the time you hit me, right?
Dialogue: 0,1:20:36.47,1:20:37.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me pull over.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:41.00,1:20:44.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't start beating me\Nlike I'm a R & B singer, man.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:45.93,1:20:49.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Police is here. Hey.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:50.17,1:20:52.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey. Can I help you?
Dialogue: 0,1:20:52.37,1:20:54.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is this the guy that\Ndouble-crossed Percy?
Dialogue: 0,1:20:54.50,1:20:55.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, that's the guy, boss.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:55.90,1:20:59.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know anybody named Percy.\NYou must got the wrong guy.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:59.40,1:21:01.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Cut the crap. I want my diamond.\N- I don't have it.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:02.03,1:21:04.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Too bad. I guess we're gonna\Nhave to beat it out of you.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:04.83,1:21:07.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I iust called the police.\NAnd they're on their way over here.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:07.93,1:21:10.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really? That doesn't leave us\Nmuch time then.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:11.37,1:21:14.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Take him.\N- Wait, wait, wait. Wait, guys.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:15.67,1:21:16.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dada?
Dialogue: 0,1:21:19.60,1:21:21.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dada.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:22.13,1:21:23.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's this little guy?
Dialogue: 0,1:21:24.50,1:21:26.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's my son.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:28.70,1:21:29.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Take him upstairs.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:31.67,1:21:34.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I wanna talk to you.\N- Cute kid.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:34.27,1:21:36.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's- Just- I don't have-\NListen. That's my nipple.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:41.90,1:21:43.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Time to take a nap.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:43.20,1:21:44.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Night-night?
Dialogue: 0,1:21:44.97,1:21:47.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And don't worry about any loud noises\Nyou may hear downstairs.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:48.07,1:21:50.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's iust us beating up your daddy.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:52.50,1:21:54.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here you are.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:57.23,1:21:59.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nighty-night.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:35.57,1:22:36.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Click.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:42.20,1:22:44.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now tell me, where's my diamond?
Dialogue: 0,1:22:44.93,1:22:46.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I told you, I don't have it.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:46.40,1:22:48.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't tell me\Nwhere my diamond is...
Dialogue: 0,1:22:48.50,1:22:52.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...that cute little baby of yours\Nis gonna get hurt.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:58.53,1:23:01.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Moron, get the kid. Get the kid.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:02.80,1:23:04.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want him.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:09.83,1:23:11.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There you are, little buddy.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:12.57,1:23:13.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:14.13,1:23:15.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come to Uncle Rosco.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:24.40,1:23:26.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. Play nicey-nicey.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:55.87,1:23:57.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, get your ass up.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:57.90,1:24:00.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, get up. I got you now.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:01.03,1:24:02.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:03.40,1:24:04.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ain't so tough now, are you?
Dialogue: 0,1:24:09.17,1:24:10.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Back up. Or I'll shoot you.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:11.23,1:24:13.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shoot me, tough guy. Come on.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:15.77,1:24:16.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, boy.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:17.10,1:24:18.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm surrounded by morons.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:19.00,1:24:20.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here. You dropped your gun, sir.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:21.03,1:24:23.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here you go. It's all yours.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:23.67,1:24:25.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What are you gonna do?\N- Wait, wait, I-
Dialogue: 0,1:24:25.70,1:24:28.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, get out of here. Come on.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:32.90,1:24:33.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, dude.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:34.10,1:24:38.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You busted my Sergio da Vincis,\N$62.50 designer frames.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:38.73,1:24:41.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not cool. Not cool.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:42.23,1:24:43.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, buddy.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:43.60,1:24:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We can either do this the easy way\Nor the hard way.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:46.83,1:24:50.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think I like it the hard way.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:59.67,1:25:01.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did we get him?
Dialogue: 0,1:25:01.87,1:25:03.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's yours, man.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:11.37,1:25:12.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude...
Dialogue: 0,1:25:13.57,1:25:15.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...you iust woke the dragon up.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:15.60,1:25:17.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Prepare for pain.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:17.43,1:25:20.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's time for the dragon\Nto go back to sleep.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:32.23,1:25:34.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,1:25:36.37,1:25:39.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Stop.\N- You going down, Sasquatch.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:39.43,1:25:41.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Better not.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:00.77,1:26:02.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the hell is going on here?
Dialogue: 0,1:26:02.47,1:26:03.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That ain't no baby.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:04.17,1:26:05.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Who else is here?\N- Nobody.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:05.53,1:26:07.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Who's here?\N- Nobody, I swear.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:08.07,1:26:09.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:09.83,1:26:12.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Inside. Inside.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:13.40,1:26:14.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's the little monster.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:15.23,1:26:17.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen, what does he got there?
Dialogue: 0,1:26:17.57,1:26:20.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's an airplane.\N- Tell him to get rid of the plane.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:21.40,1:26:22.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get rid of it.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:23.73,1:26:25.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Calvin, throw the plane.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:36.10,1:26:37.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,1:26:43.40,1:26:45.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't move.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:46.30,1:26:47.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Save it, tough guy.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:48.13,1:26:50.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're not gonna shoot me.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:50.83,1:26:52.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I will.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:53.90,1:26:55.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Freeze! Police!
Dialogue: 0,1:26:55.20,1:26:56.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Freeze! Police!
Dialogue: 0,1:26:56.80,1:26:58.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got this. You check the house.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:59.93,1:27:02.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Black cops, come with me.\NWhite lady, you stay here.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:03.07,1:27:05.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm telling you, guys,\Nthat ain't no baby.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:05.27,1:27:07.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's the mastermind\Nbehind the whole thing.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:07.67,1:27:09.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get him out of here.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:09.37,1:27:11.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's a stone-cold killer, that kid.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:13.33,1:27:14.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Would you get this thing off me?
Dialogue: 0,1:27:15.00,1:27:18.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Relax. Where you're going,\Nyou might want to keep that on.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:18.97,1:27:20.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't wanna go to iail.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:20.90,1:27:22.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's too dark. There's no TV.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:27.97,1:27:29.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, where you going, little guy?
Dialogue: 0,1:27:33.10,1:27:34.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ain't this your kid?
Dialogue: 0,1:27:35.07,1:27:36.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dada?
Dialogue: 0,1:27:37.60,1:27:39.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, that's my son.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:39.83,1:27:41.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, Calvin...
Dialogue: 0,1:27:41.67,1:27:43.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...don't you have something\Nfor the nice policeman?
Dialogue: 0,1:27:45.57,1:27:47.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No.\N- Come on.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:47.60,1:27:50.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't wanna go to prison\Nwith the rest of the bad men, do you?
Dialogue: 0,1:27:56.27,1:27:57.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There we go.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:57.53,1:27:59.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, the diamond.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:59.77,1:28:02.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks, kid. Now your dad's\Ngonna get a big reward.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:02.70,1:28:05.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- A reward?\N- Yeah, the insurance company...
Dialogue: 0,1:28:05.20,1:28:07.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...offered $ 1 OO,OOO\Nto whoever found the diamond.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:08.07,1:28:09.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A hundred thousand dollars?
Dialogue: 0,1:28:10.27,1:28:11.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God, that's gonna come in handy.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:11.90,1:28:13.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shoot, I could get my car fixed...
Dialogue: 0,1:28:13.60,1:28:15.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...get a new wedding ring\Nfor my wife...
Dialogue: 0,1:28:15.50,1:28:18.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...I could take a vacation,\Nbuy a TV set-
Dialogue: 0,1:28:19.30,1:28:21.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And if there's\Nany change left over...
Dialogue: 0,1:28:21.37,1:28:24.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...I'll give a little something\Nto my son.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:24.60,1:28:27.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right. Well, we'll be in touch.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:37.60,1:28:38.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So...
Dialogue: 0,1:28:39.00,1:28:41.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, come on.\NLet's not get all mushy about this.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:41.97,1:28:44.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's iust shake hands\Nand part ways like men.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:45.10,1:28:47.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right? No hard feelings?
Dialogue: 0,1:28:47.43,1:28:49.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Nah, no hard feelings.\N- All right.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:50.00,1:28:52.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Besides, it was kind of cool\Nhaving a son for a minute.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:53.03,1:28:56.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See? There you go\Nwith all that sentimental stuff.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:56.90,1:28:58.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If that's the game you wanna play...
Dialogue: 0,1:28:58.67,1:29:01.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...I guess it was cool\Nhaving you as a fa-
Dialogue: 0,1:29:01.97,1:29:03.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, boy.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:03.30,1:29:07.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What I'm trying to say is,\NI've never really had a daddy.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:08.17,1:29:09.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess what I'm saying is...
Dialogue: 0,1:29:09.63,1:29:11.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...you're gonna make a great father,\Nall right?
Dialogue: 0,1:29:11.97,1:29:13.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There, I said it. Are you happy now?
Dialogue: 0,1:29:15.13,1:29:16.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, I'm gonna walk out\Nthat back door...
Dialogue: 0,1:29:17.13,1:29:20.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...and you ain't gonna\Nsee me no more. Ever.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:21.90,1:29:23.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- But-\N- Oh, it hurts.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:23.83,1:29:25.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- We-\N- I know.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:25.83,1:29:27.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We'll never see each other again.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:27.50,1:29:29.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- But we-\N- Maybe that's for the best.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:29.97,1:29:31.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You'll start a family...
Dialogue: 0,1:29:31.30,1:29:34.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...and you won't need\Na lowlife criminal like...
Dialogue: 0,1:29:34.37,1:29:36.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...Calvin Sims around anymore.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:36.37,1:29:39.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Actually what I was gonna say is,\Nwe don't have a back door.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:40.07,1:29:42.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, well, then I'll go out the front.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:43.30,1:29:45.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Fine.\N- Well...
Dialogue: 0,1:29:46.43,1:29:50.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll be out of your lives for good,\Nnever to return again.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:51.40,1:29:52.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cool.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:56.60,1:29:57.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So long.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:58.17,1:30:01.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Farewell. Oh, God.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:04.77,1:30:08.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aren't you gonna miss me?\NJust a little bit?
Dialogue: 0,1:30:08.27,1:30:11.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- See you around, buddy.\N- No?
Dialogue: 0,1:30:12.33,1:30:13.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Take care.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:14.03,1:30:15.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Goodbye.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:15.83,1:30:21.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's so hard to say goodbye
Dialogue: 0,1:30:35.37,1:30:37.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why?
Dialogue: 0,1:30:38.30,1:30:42.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nobody loves Calvin.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:42.57,1:30:44.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because I'm short.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:45.57,1:30:48.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- They think I'm ugly.\N- Hey, little man.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:49.57,1:30:51.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wanna share a glass of milk?
Dialogue: 0,1:31:01.23,1:31:04.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Enough of all this girlie stuff.\NThis ain't Brokeback Mountain.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:05.17,1:31:07.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, how about we put a little\Nbit of liquor in that milk?
Dialogue: 0,1:31:07.90,1:31:09.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Forget that. Let's go to a bar.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:09.87,1:31:11.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right. Bet.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:11.20,1:31:13.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Are you over 21?\N- And then some.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:13.90,1:31:15.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:17.67,1:31:19.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, I know this great strip club.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:20.23,1:31:22.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't say that loud.\NMy wife might get mad.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:22.33,1:31:24.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, sorry.\N- Got change of a hundred?
Dialogue: 0,1:31:24.27,1:31:26.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No, we steal it from Pops.\N- All right. All singles.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:40.00,1:31:42.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You a cute little fellow.\NYes, you are.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:42.90,1:31:45.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Take after your mama.\NYou got a lot of grandpoppy in you too.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:45.83,1:31:50.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, you do, little boy.\NLook at the little boy.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:50.50,1:31:52.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where's the bottle?\NThe kid is starving.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:52.40,1:31:54.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm coming. I'm coming. Old grouch.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:55.47,1:31:56.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here he comes, little boy.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:56.93,1:32:01.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't worry.\NWe gonna get you some milk. Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:32:01.83,1:32:04.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That little guy's so cute...
Dialogue: 0,1:32:04.23,1:32:06.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...it's making me go soft.
Dialogue: 0,1:32:06.60,1:32:08.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He look iust like his daddy.
Dialogue: 0,1:32:11.50,1:32:13.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Howdy-do, little boy.
Dialogue: 0,1:39:00.28,1:39:01.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So...
Dialogue: 0,1:39:01.68,1:39:04.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, come on.\NLet's not get all mushy about this.
Dialogue: 0,1:39:04.65,1:39:07.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's iust shake hands\Nand part ways like men.
Dialogue: 0,1:39:07.78,1:39:09.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right? No hard feelings?
Dialogue: 0,1:39:34.65,1:39:36.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There, I said it. Are you happy now?
Dialogue: 0,1:39:37.82,1:39:39.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, I'm gonna walk out\Nthat back door...
Dialogue: 0,1:39:39.82,1:39:43.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...and you ain't gonna\Nsee me no more. Ever.