9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ♪ (music) ♪ 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The caption's alright Joe, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 read's plain enough. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 They'll buy 'em like hotcakes! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Better get another pressman,[br]the soldiers will be leaving. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Nah, they won't be leaving[br]for over a week. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The army is parcelling off[br]the horses and wagons 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 to the soldiers. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Anything they can use[br]to work on the farms 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 when they get down home. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 General Lee gaves his orders[br]this morning. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hup, hey, hey, hoy![br]Hey yippy, hup, hup! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Ah, come on, Hopalong,[br]we never will get home! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What are you doing, Jim? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Retreating or advancing[br]on the enemy? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - We don't know![br]- Climb up here. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You'll never get home[br]on that jag. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Thanks, Captain! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ♪ (blows horn) ♪ 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Must've been full or corn liquor[br]when you picked hiim out. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I just took[br]what they handed me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 After straddling mules[br]for four years, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'll sure enjoy[br]a steady seat. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Somehow, I can't get used[br]to the war being over. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Whatever you think about it,[br]we're going home. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hope I never hear[br]another shot fired, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 as long as I live. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And you're going to Kentucky! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I married into a feuding family,[br]but I'm not raising my children 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 to become targets for[br]a bunch of bushwhackers. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm going to move [br]the family west. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - Just on account of the feuding?[br]- Yes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 A man can have some respect[br]for his neighbors out there.