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經典饒舌爭霸戰

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拉斯普丁

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對決

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史達林

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開始

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鬍子不錯喔

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壞利歐

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想跟我這瘋僧鬥

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你會後悔唷

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需要多少個獨裁者

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才能把一個帝國

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變成一坨廢物聯邦

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欺壓自己的人民

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真是有夠丟臉

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被老爸當狗來打

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難怪這麼邪惡

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你來自喬治亞

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美麗的喬治亞

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歷史紀載的很清楚

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說你變態神經

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心理有病

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為建立超級強權

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卻付出慘痛代價

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造成俄羅斯全國

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生靈塗炭

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你稱自己鋼鐵之人

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我吐你滿臉氪里普奈

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超屌神人就要

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施展催眠大法

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對你老婆下咒

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讓你痛苦難捱

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看著我的眼睛，你這變態妖巫

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好好看看駕馭

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俄羅斯祖國的男人的靈魂

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你以為我會在乎我老婆？

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連我兒子都被抓去坐牢

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我根本不管他死活

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你只被

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閹掉拿去泡酒，算是便宜你

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我會把你絞刑

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活埋、然後槍斃

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你全家人

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槍斃

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你的巫師朋友

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槍斃

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還有賣水餃給你的人

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通通槍斃

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餓你幾天讓你骨瘦如柴

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連死我死了被瞻仰

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都能壓垮你

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我讓列寧感到驕傲

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幹掉對手托洛斯基

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用鐵鎚砸爛你

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比呼希特勒巴掌還大力

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我才沒有以你為傲

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你毀了我的革命

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我本來是要阻止資產階級

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我奮力打垮階級差異

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無產階級支持我

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站出來用這些議題

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來教訓你們兩個北七

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就從你來開始

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科學怪人

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你根本就是恐怖小說跑出來

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這碗嘻哈雜燴，紅潮壓過白

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沙皇的老婆，今晚救你不來

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然後約瑟夫，你本來該成為

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我的心腹

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但你的忠誠度就像

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你的右手一樣乾枯

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我們的前途本來一片光明

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但是你的心腸卻轉向黑暗

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馬克思誕生以來最偉大的革命

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就這樣完蛋

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叩叩叩叩

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有人提到胎記嗎？

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我是改革開放的主持人

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混蛋們留下一堆爛攤

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連戰爭也變得冷酷

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和兩個隆納先生都握過手

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雷根和麥當勞

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沒錯

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如果你名字結尾有in

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最好快滾

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我猛到讓

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巴瑞希尼可夫為我跳舞

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我拆牆的功力

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可強過邱議瑩

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喔耶！

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你們兩個應該練練瑜珈

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你快去洗澡

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你們全部都該學學

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如何掌握至高的權力

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有人提到至高的權力嗎？

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沒錯

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你們想要跟我作對？

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我唱出燙嘴的歌詞

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掌握歌曲的節奏

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不只歌喉震撼全場

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我還拜訪了古巴

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露幾手柔道招數

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教教你們這些共產王八

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我是總統我最屌

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我的敵人根本無法讓我分心

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上一個攻擊我的人

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最後半死不活

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所以同志，有種就來

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你們根本搞不清楚狀況

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竟然敢挑戰我

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偉大普丁的唱功

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你們即將體驗到我這前秘密警察

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才是前蘇連

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最棒的饒舌天王

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翻譯：四物雞