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Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.10,0:00:07.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,经典饶舌争霸战
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.15,0:00:09.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,拉斯普汀
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.05,0:00:09.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,对战
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.98,0:00:12.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,斯大林
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.99,0:00:13.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,开始
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.49,0:00:14.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,胡子不错啊
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.28,0:00:14.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,瓦力奥
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.99,0:00:15.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,居然敢跟我这疯僧斗
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.96,0:00:16.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你会后悔的噢！
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.78,0:00:18.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,数数看需要多少个独裁者
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.22,0:00:19.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,来把一个帝国
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.08,0:00:20.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,变成废物的联盟？
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.39,0:00:21.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,这是个耻辱
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.23,0:00:23.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,看你对你的人民做了些什么
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.78,0:00:25.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,被你爸比当狗一样来打
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.37,0:00:26.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,难怪变得这么邪恶
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.59,0:00:27.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你来自格鲁吉亚
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.45,0:00:28.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,美丽的格鲁吉亚
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.34,0:00:30.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,历史课本讲得很明白呀
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.07,0:00:30.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,一个抽疯的二逼
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.18,0:00:31.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,脑子有点怪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.73,0:00:32.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,建立了超级大国
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.56,0:00:33.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,但是却将其毁坏
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.44,0:00:34.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,俄罗斯人的生命
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.26,0:00:35.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,被你无尽地迫害
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.11,0:00:35.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,自称什么“钢铁之人”
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.78,0:00:36.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我不吐你氪石才怪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.71,0:00:37.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,大屌神秘人
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.59,0:00:38.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,就要施展催眠大法
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.44,0:00:39.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,对你老婆轻念句咒
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.39,0:00:40.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你丫立刻变成二傻
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.32,0:00:43.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,看着我的眼睛你个变态老妖
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.04,0:00:44.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,好好看看这个人的灵魂
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.36,0:00:45.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,把俄罗斯母亲当狗来操
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.99,0:00:47.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你以为我会在乎我家娘们？
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.61,0:00:51.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我亲儿子被关进战俘营
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.02,0:00:53.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我眼都没眨一下
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.11,0:00:53.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你最后被腌掉做成酸菜
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.80,0:00:54.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,那都是便宜了你
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.94,0:00:55.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,换我就把你绞死
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.97,0:00:56.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,活埋再枪毙
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.89,0:00:57.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你全家
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.39,0:00:57.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,枪毙
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.64,0:00:58.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你那法师朋友
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.26,0:00:58.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,枪毙
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.76,0:00:59.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,谁敢卖给你水饺
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.90,0:01:00.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,枪毙
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.44,0:01:01.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,把你活活饿到死
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.46,0:01:02.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,就连我的遗像
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.45,0:01:03.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,都能把你压成饼
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.45,0:01:04.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我是列宁的骄傲
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.57,0:01:05.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,托洛茨基的合影都被我P掉
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.28,0:01:06.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,信不信我用铁锤一下敲死你
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.14,0:01:07.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,绝对比抽希特勒巴掌要疼得多
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.38,0:01:08.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我才不为你感到骄傲
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.43,0:01:10.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你毁了我的大革命
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.04,0:01:11.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,所以我们才没能消灭
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.65,0:01:13.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,资产阶级
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.26,0:01:14.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我与阶级斗争斗争
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.92,0:01:16.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,无产人民让我
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.65,0:01:18.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,站出来用这些纲领
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.60,0:01:19.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,好好教训你们两个混蛋
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.94,0:01:21.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,从你开始
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.38,0:01:22.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,佛兰肯斯坦
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.15,0:01:23.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,根本就是从斯坦的小说里面跑出来
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.72,0:01:25.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,这是嘻哈杂烩红压白
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.42,0:01:27.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,因为沙皇老婆今晚不在
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.27,0:01:28.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,约瑟夫，还有你
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.82,0:01:30.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,本来是我的左右手
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.21,0:01:31.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,可是你的忠诚开始萎缩
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.96,0:01:33.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,就像你的左右手
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.31,0:01:35.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我们的未来本来一片光明
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.07,0:01:36.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你的心却走向黑暗
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.78,0:01:38.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你停止了马克思诞生以来
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.60,0:01:40.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,最伟大的革命
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.46,0:01:42.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,叩叩叩叩
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.19,0:01:45.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,有人提到胎记吗？
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.75,0:01:48.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,嗨那可是我主持的改革开放
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.05,0:01:49.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你们蠢货留下的烂摊子
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.36,0:01:50.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,搞得连战争都变凉
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.59,0:01:52.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,老子和罗纳德握过手
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.37,0:01:53.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,还有里根和麦当劳
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.66,0:01:54.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,不用问
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.32,0:01:55.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,如果你的名字“in”结尾
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.96,0:01:56.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,最好赶紧跑
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.83,0:01:57.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我到底有多屌
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.93,0:01:59.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,让巴雷什尼科夫跳舞咋样？
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.58,0:02:00.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,一脚踹倒那堵墙
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.39,0:02:01.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,就像Kool-Aid人一样
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.72,0:02:02.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.39,0:02:03.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你俩需要练瑜伽
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.92,0:02:05.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你要洗个澡
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.05,0:02:06.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你们几个都得学学
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.70,0:02:08.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,真正的权利由谁主导
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.24,0:02:11.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,有人提到“真正的权利”吗？
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.57,0:02:12.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Дa
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.87,0:02:14.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,丫想和我争？
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.90,0:02:16.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我喷你一脸罗宋汤
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.51,0:02:18.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,像红菜头一样把你碾碎
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.23,0:02:19.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,像大号一样给力
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.83,0:02:21.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我还在古巴泡美女
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.61,0:02:23.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,秀你几手柔道招数
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.21,0:02:25.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,训训你们这帮共党сука
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.03,0:02:26.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我是总统我最屌
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.84,0:02:28.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,裸女都不能把我怎么样
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.58,0:02:30.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,上次有人跟我斗
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.12,0:02:30.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,最后只剩半条命
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.88,0:02:32.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,同志们，冲我来吧
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.35,0:02:33.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你们都不知道自己在干什么
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.35,0:02:34.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,居然向我挑战
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.30,0:02:35.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我可是普京
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.48,0:02:36.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你会发现这个前KGB
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.67,0:02:37.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,是整个前CCCP里
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.50,0:02:40.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,最牛X的MC
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.36,0:02:43.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,51师为您翻译
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.22,0:02:46.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Translated by The 51st Division