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经典饶舌争霸战

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拉斯普汀

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对战

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斯大林

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开始

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胡子不错

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瓦力奥

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居然敢跟我这疯僧斗

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你会后悔的噢！

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需要多少个独裁者

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来把一个帝国

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变成废物的联盟？

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这是个耻辱

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看你对你的人民做了些什么

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被你爸比当狗一样来打

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难怪变得这么邪恶

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你来自格鲁吉亚

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美丽的格鲁吉亚

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历史课本讲得很明白呀

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一个抽疯的二逼

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脑子有点怪

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建立了超级大国

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但是却任其损坏

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俄罗斯人的生命

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被你无尽地迫害

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自己起名叫“钢铁之人”

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我不吐给你氪石才怪

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大屌神秘人

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就要施展催眠大法

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对你老婆轻念句咒

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你丫立刻变二傻

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看着我的眼睛你个变态老妖

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好好看看我的灵魂

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怎样把俄罗斯母亲操

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你以为我会在乎我的娘们？

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我亲儿子被关进战俘营

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我眼都没眨一下

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你最后被腌掉做成酸菜

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那都是便宜了你

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换我就把你绞死

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活埋再枪毙

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你全家

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枪毙

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你那法师朋友

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枪毙

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谁敢卖给你水饺

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枪毙

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把你活活饿到死

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就连我的遗像

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都能把你压成饼

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我是列宁的骄傲

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就连托洛茨基的合影都被我P掉

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信不信我用铁锤一下敲死你

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绝对比抽希特勒巴掌要疼得多

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我才不为你感到骄傲

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你毁了我的大革命

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所以我们才没能消灭

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资产阶级

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我与阶级斗争斗争

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无产人民让我来

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站出来用这些纲领

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好好教训你们两个二逼

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从你开始

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佛兰肯斯坦

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根本就是从惊悚小说里面跑出来

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这是嘻哈杂烩红压白

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因为沙皇老婆今晚不在

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约瑟夫，还有你

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你本来是我的左右手

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可是你的忠诚开始萎缩

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就像你的右手

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我们的未来本来一片光明

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你的心却走向黑暗

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你停止了马克思诞生以来

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最伟大的革命

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叩叩叩叩

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有人提到胎记吗？

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嗨那可是我主持的改革开放

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你们蠢货留下的烂摊子

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搞得战争都变冷了

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老子和罗纳德握过手

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还有里根和麦当劳

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不用问

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如果你的名字“in”结尾

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最好赶紧跑

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我到底有多屌

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我敢让巴雷什尼科夫在苏联跳舞咋样？

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一脚踹倒那堵墙

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就像Kool-Aid人一样

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Oh yeah!

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你俩需要练瑜伽

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你要洗个澡

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你们几个都得学学

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怎么掌握真正的权利

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有人提到“真正的权利”吗？

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Дa

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想和我争？

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我喷你一脸罗宋汤

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像红菜头一样把你碾碎

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像大号一样给力

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我还在古巴泡美女

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秀你几手柔道招数

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训训你们这帮共党сука

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我是总统我最屌

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裸女都不能把我怎么样

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上次有人想跟我斗

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最后闹了个半死不活

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同志们，丫冲我来吧

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你们都不知道自己在干什么

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居然向我挑战

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我可是普京

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你会发现这个前KGB

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是整个前CCCP里

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最牛X的MC

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