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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.34,0:00:14.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ayos yang bigote mo,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.28,0:00:14.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wario
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.99,0:00:15.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Subukan mong kalabanin ang isang Malokong Monghe
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.96,0:00:16.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,magsisisi ka, yo
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.78,0:00:18.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ilang diktador ba ang kailangan
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.22,0:00:19.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,para palitan ang isang imperyo
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.08,0:00:20.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ng isang samahan ng mapangwasak na mga estado
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.39,0:00:21.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,isang kahihiyan
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.23,0:00:23.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ang ginawa mo sa sarili mong taumbayan
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.78,0:00:25.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,binugbog ka ng 'yong Ama na para bang isa kang aso
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.37,0:00:26.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at ngayon, ika'y masama na
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.59,0:00:27.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mula ka sa Georgia
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.45,0:00:28.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,masamyong Georgia
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.34,0:00:30.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at ayon sa mga librong pangkasaysayan,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.07,0:00:31.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ika'y isang putang-ina
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.11,0:00:31.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,isang siraulong
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.73,0:00:32.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tumipon ng kalakasan
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.56,0:00:33.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at ito'y kanyang binayaran
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.44,0:00:34.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gamit ang pagwawasak
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.26,0:00:35.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ng buhay ng mga Ruso
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.11,0:00:35.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kung si Superman ka
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.78,0:00:36.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dura ko lang ang Kryptonite
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.71,0:00:37.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mistikong malaki ang ari
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.59,0:00:38.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,na marunong maghipnotismo
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.44,0:00:39.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kaya kitang tapusin gamit ang isang bulong
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.39,0:00:40.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sa iyong asawa
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.32,0:00:43.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tumingin ka sa mata ko, ligaw na bruho
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.04,0:00:44.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,makikita mo ang kaluluwa ng isang taong
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.36,0:00:46.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,naging puta si Inang Russia
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.37,0:00:48.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tingin mo ba'y may pake ako sa aking asawa?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.90,0:00:51.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nakulong ang aking anak
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.63,0:00:53.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at hindi ko siya nailigtas
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.11,0:00:53.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ika'y naipagliban
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.80,0:00:54.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nung inatsara nila ang ari mo
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.94,0:00:55.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ipapabitay kita
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.97,0:00:56.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sa isang kanal at {\i1}baril{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.89,0:00:57.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,buong pamilya mo
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.39,0:00:57.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,babarilin
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.64,0:00:58.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lahat ng kaibigan mo
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.26,0:00:58.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,babarilin
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.76,0:00:59.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lahat ng nagbenta sayo ng bola-bola
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.90,0:01:00.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,babarilin
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.44,0:01:01.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,papagutuman ka hanggang sa mabulok ka
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.46,0:01:02.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nadudurog ko pa rin ang mga tang-ina
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.45,0:01:03.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kahit ako'y nakalatag na
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.45,0:01:04.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ang dangal ni Lenin ang umalis
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.57,0:01:05.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kay Trotsky sa larawan
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.28,0:01:06.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ipupukpok sa'yo ang martilyo ng mas malakas pa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.14,0:01:07.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sa pag-sampal ko kay Hitler
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.38,0:01:08.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hindi kita pinagmamalaki
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.43,0:01:10.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ikaw na sumira sa lahat ng ginagawa ng rebulusyon ko
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.96,0:01:13.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,para tigilan ang mga burgis
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.26,0:01:14.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nilabanan ko ang pagkaalipin ng mga uri
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.92,0:01:16.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ang sambayanang manggagawa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.65,0:01:18.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ang nagdala sa akin para duraan
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.60,0:01:19.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ng pangangaral ang inyong mga puwitan
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.94,0:01:21.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,uunahin kita
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.38,0:01:22.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Frankenstein
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.28,0:01:23.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,parang galing sa mga librong R.L. Stine
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.72,0:01:25.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,puting may hiphop tsauder na pula ang dapat
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.42,0:01:27.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dahil ang asawa ng Tsar ay may gagawin ngayong gabi
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.27,0:01:28.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at Joseph, ikaw na dapat
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.82,0:01:30.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ang aking kanang-kamay
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.21,0:01:31.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pero ang iyong katapatan ay nabulok
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.96,0:01:33.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tulad ng iyong kanang kamay
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.31,0:01:35.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,meron tayong kinabukasan
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.07,0:01:36.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pero hinayaan mong umitim ang puso mo
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.78,0:01:38.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at hininto mo ang pinakadakilang rebolusyon
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.60,0:01:40.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mula noong pinanganak si Marx
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.46,0:01:42.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tao po?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.19,0:01:45.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,May sinabi ba kayong balat (birthmarks)?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.75,0:01:48.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yo ako ang pinakamalinaw na pinuno
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.05,0:01:49.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nagkalat ang mga gagong 'to
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.36,0:01:50.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at lumamig ang digmaan
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.59,0:01:52.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nakipagkamay sa dalawang Ronald
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.37,0:01:53.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sina Reagan at McDonald
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.66,0:01:54.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,walang duda
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.32,0:01:55.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kung nagtatapos ang apelyido mo sa 'in'
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.96,0:01:56.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kailangan mo nang lumabas
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.83,0:01:57.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hinayaan kong
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.93,0:01:59.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sumayaw si Baryshnikov
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.58,0:02:00.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,winasak ko ang pader na yan
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.39,0:02:01.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,na para bang si Kool-Aid
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.72,0:02:02.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.39,0:02:03.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kailangan niyong dalawang mag-yoga
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.92,0:02:05.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ikaw, kailangan mong maligo
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.05,0:02:06.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at kailangan niyong tatlong matutunan
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.70,0:02:08.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pa'no humawak ng tunay na lakas
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.96,0:02:11.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,may sinabi ba kayong tunay na lakas?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.91,0:02:12.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Da (Russian ito ng 'Oo')
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.87,0:02:14.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gusto niyo bang makugulo sa akin
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.90,0:02:16.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dumudura ako ng mainit na sopas
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.51,0:02:18.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tuwing kinukuyom ko ang mga kumpas na 'to
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.23,0:02:19.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hinihipan na parang tuba
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.83,0:02:21.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nagba-basketball sa Cuba
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.61,0:02:23.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nagju-judo at tinuturuan
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.21,0:02:25.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ang mga komunistang ungas
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.03,0:02:26.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,De-kalidad akong pangulo
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.84,0:02:28.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hindi ako naabala ng mga kalaban ko
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.58,0:02:30.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ang pinakahuling taong umatake sa akin,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.12,0:02:30.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kalahati lang ang buhay
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.88,0:02:32.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,subukan mo nga pare
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.35,0:02:33.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hindi dapat ganyan
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.35,0:02:34.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kapag kinakalaban mo
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.30,0:02:35.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,si Putin
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.48,0:02:36.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,malalaman mong ang ex-KGB
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.67,0:02:37.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ang pinakagaling sa mic
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.50,0:02:40.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sa kabuuan ng dating Russia