1 00:00:13,338 --> 00:00:14,278 Ayos yang bigote mo, 2 00:00:14,278 --> 00:00:14,994 Wario 3 00:00:14,994 --> 00:00:15,958 Subukan mong kalabanin ang isang Malokong Monghe 4 00:00:15,958 --> 00:00:16,780 magsisisi ka, yo 5 00:00:16,780 --> 00:00:18,224 ilang diktador ba ang kailangan 6 00:00:18,224 --> 00:00:19,078 para palitan ang isang imperyo 7 00:00:19,078 --> 00:00:20,388 ng isang samahan ng mapangwasak na mga estado 8 00:00:20,388 --> 00:00:21,231 isang kahihiyan 9 00:00:21,231 --> 00:00:23,781 ang ginawa mo sa sarili mong taumbayan 10 00:00:23,781 --> 00:00:25,371 binugbog ka ng 'yong Ama na para bang isa kang aso 11 00:00:25,371 --> 00:00:26,588 at ngayon, ika'y masama na 12 00:00:26,588 --> 00:00:27,450 mula ka sa Georgia 13 00:00:27,450 --> 00:00:28,340 masamyong Georgia 14 00:00:28,340 --> 00:00:30,068 at ayon sa mga librong pangkasaysayan, 15 00:00:30,068 --> 00:00:31,107 ika'y isang putang-ina 16 00:00:31,107 --> 00:00:31,732 isang siraulong 17 00:00:31,732 --> 00:00:32,561 tumipon ng kalakasan 18 00:00:32,561 --> 00:00:33,443 at ito'y kanyang binayaran 19 00:00:33,443 --> 00:00:34,265 gamit ang pagwawasak 20 00:00:34,265 --> 00:00:35,107 ng buhay ng mga Ruso 21 00:00:35,107 --> 00:00:35,778 kung si Superman ka 22 00:00:35,778 --> 00:00:36,711 dura ko lang ang Kryptonite 23 00:00:36,711 --> 00:00:37,588 mistikong malaki ang ari 24 00:00:37,588 --> 00:00:38,439 na marunong maghipnotismo 25 00:00:38,439 --> 00:00:39,388 Kaya kitang tapusin gamit ang isang bulong 26 00:00:39,388 --> 00:00:40,318 sa iyong asawa 27 00:00:40,318 --> 00:00:43,041 Tumingin ka sa mata ko, ligaw na bruho 28 00:00:43,041 --> 00:00:44,363 makikita mo ang kaluluwa ng isang taong 29 00:00:44,363 --> 00:00:46,370 naging puta si Inang Russia 30 00:00:46,370 --> 00:00:48,905 tingin mo ba'y may pake ako sa aking asawa? 31 00:00:48,905 --> 00:00:51,631 nakulong ang aking anak 32 00:00:51,631 --> 00:00:53,111 at hindi ko siya nailigtas 33 00:00:53,111 --> 00:00:53,802 ika'y naipagliban 34 00:00:53,802 --> 00:00:54,941 nung inatsara nila ang ari mo 35 00:00:54,941 --> 00:00:55,968 Ipapabitay kita 36 00:00:55,968 --> 00:00:56,890 sa isang kanal at baril 37 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:57,390 buong pamilya mo 38 00:00:57,390 --> 00:00:57,636 babarilin 39 00:00:57,636 --> 00:00:58,257 lahat ng kaibigan mo 40 00:00:58,257 --> 00:00:58,757 babarilin 41 00:00:58,757 --> 00:00:59,899 lahat ng nagbenta sayo ng bola-bola 42 00:00:59,899 --> 00:01:00,438 babarilin 43 00:01:00,438 --> 00:01:01,461 papagutuman ka hanggang sa mabulok ka 44 00:01:01,461 --> 00:01:02,453 Nadudurog ko pa rin ang mga tang-ina 45 00:01:02,453 --> 00:01:03,447 kahit ako'y nakalatag na 46 00:01:03,447 --> 00:01:04,566 ang dangal ni Lenin ang umalis 47 00:01:04,566 --> 00:01:05,280 kay Trotsky sa larawan 48 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:06,137 ipupukpok sa'yo ang martilyo ng mas malakas pa 49 00:01:06,137 --> 00:01:07,381 sa pag-sampal ko kay Hitler 50 00:01:07,381 --> 00:01:08,428 Hindi kita pinagmamalaki 51 00:01:08,428 --> 00:01:10,955 ikaw na sumira sa lahat ng ginagawa ng rebulusyon ko 52 00:01:10,955 --> 00:01:13,264 para tigilan ang mga burgis 53 00:01:13,264 --> 00:01:14,920 Nilabanan ko ang pagkaalipin ng mga uri 54 00:01:14,920 --> 00:01:16,647 ang sambayanang manggagawa 55 00:01:16,647 --> 00:01:18,603 ang nagdala sa akin para duraan 56 00:01:18,603 --> 00:01:19,945 ng pangangaral ang inyong mga puwitan 57 00:01:19,945 --> 00:01:21,385 uunahin kita 58 00:01:21,385 --> 00:01:22,280 Frankenstein 59 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:23,716 parang galing sa mga librong R.L. Stine 60 00:01:23,716 --> 00:01:25,425 puting may hiphop tsauder na pula ang dapat 61 00:01:25,425 --> 00:01:27,270 dahil ang asawa ng Tsar ay may gagawin ngayong gabi 62 00:01:27,270 --> 00:01:28,822 at Joseph, ikaw na dapat 63 00:01:28,822 --> 00:01:30,208 ang aking kanang-kamay 64 00:01:30,208 --> 00:01:31,961 pero ang iyong katapatan ay nabulok 65 00:01:31,961 --> 00:01:33,309 tulad ng iyong kanang kamay 66 00:01:33,309 --> 00:01:35,067 meron tayong kinabukasan 67 00:01:35,067 --> 00:01:36,777 pero hinayaan mong umitim ang puso mo 68 00:01:36,777 --> 00:01:38,597 at hininto mo ang pinakadakilang rebolusyon 69 00:01:38,597 --> 00:01:40,600 mula noong pinanganak si Marx 70 00:01:41,460 --> 00:01:42,917 Tao po?! 71 00:01:43,193 --> 00:01:45,752 May sinabi ba kayong balat (birthmarks)? 72 00:01:45,752 --> 00:01:48,053 yo ako ang pinakamalinaw na pinuno 73 00:01:48,053 --> 00:01:49,364 nagkalat ang mga gagong 'to 74 00:01:49,364 --> 00:01:50,588 at lumamig ang digmaan 75 00:01:50,588 --> 00:01:52,373 nakipagkamay sa dalawang Ronald 76 00:01:52,373 --> 00:01:53,663 sina Reagan at McDonald 77 00:01:53,663 --> 00:01:54,316 walang duda 78 00:01:54,316 --> 00:01:55,963 kung nagtatapos ang apelyido mo sa 'in' 79 00:01:55,963 --> 00:01:56,828 kailangan mo nang lumabas 80 00:01:56,828 --> 00:01:57,926 Hinayaan kong 81 00:01:57,926 --> 00:01:59,582 sumayaw si Baryshnikov 82 00:01:59,582 --> 00:02:00,393 winasak ko ang pader na yan 83 00:02:00,393 --> 00:02:01,725 na para bang si Kool-Aid 84 00:02:01,725 --> 00:02:02,386 Oh yeah 85 00:02:02,386 --> 00:02:03,916 kailangan niyong dalawang mag-yoga 86 00:02:03,916 --> 00:02:05,049 ikaw, kailangan mong maligo 87 00:02:05,049 --> 00:02:06,705 at kailangan niyong tatlong matutunan 88 00:02:06,705 --> 00:02:08,955 pa'no humawak ng tunay na lakas 89 00:02:08,955 --> 00:02:11,911 may sinabi ba kayong tunay na lakas? 90 00:02:11,911 --> 00:02:12,871 Da (Russian ito ng 'Oo') 91 00:02:12,871 --> 00:02:14,902 Gusto niyo bang makugulo sa akin 92 00:02:14,902 --> 00:02:16,510 Dumudura ako ng mainit na sopas 93 00:02:16,510 --> 00:02:18,232 tuwing kinukuyom ko ang mga kumpas na 'to 94 00:02:18,232 --> 00:02:19,830 hinihipan na parang tuba 95 00:02:19,830 --> 00:02:21,608 nagba-basketball sa Cuba 96 00:02:21,608 --> 00:02:23,214 nagju-judo at tinuturuan 97 00:02:23,214 --> 00:02:25,026 ang mga komunistang ungas 98 00:02:25,026 --> 00:02:26,844 De-kalidad akong pangulo 99 00:02:26,844 --> 00:02:28,577 hindi ako naabala ng mga kalaban ko 100 00:02:28,577 --> 00:02:30,123 ang pinakahuling taong umatake sa akin, 101 00:02:30,123 --> 00:02:30,879 kalahati lang ang buhay 102 00:02:30,879 --> 00:02:32,353 subukan mo nga pare 103 00:02:32,353 --> 00:02:33,350 hindi dapat ganyan 104 00:02:33,350 --> 00:02:34,295 kapag kinakalaban mo 105 00:02:34,295 --> 00:02:35,478 si Putin 106 00:02:35,478 --> 00:02:36,668 malalaman mong ang ex-KGB 107 00:02:36,668 --> 00:02:37,500 ang pinakagaling sa mic 108 00:02:37,500 --> 00:02:40,107 sa kabuuan ng dating Russia