[Script Info] Title: [Events] Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.34,0:00:14.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mişto mustaţă Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.28,0:00:14.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wario Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.99,0:00:15.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Încearcă să te pui cu Călugărul Nebun Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.96,0:00:16.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O să-ţi pară rău, yo Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.78,0:00:18.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,De câţi dictatori e nevoie Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.22,0:00:19.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Să transformi un imperiu Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.08,0:00:20.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Într-o uniune de state ruinate Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.39,0:00:21.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E ruşinos Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.23,0:00:23.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ce i-ai făcut propriului popor Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.78,0:00:25.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tatăl tău te-a bătut ca pe un câine Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.37,0:00:26.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Şi acum eşti rău Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.59,0:00:27.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eşti din Georgia Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.45,0:00:28.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dulce Georgia Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.34,0:00:30.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Şi cărţile de istorie te descriu Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.07,0:00:31.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ca fiind un nenorocit distrus Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.11,0:00:31.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Îndoit la minte Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.73,0:00:32.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Care a construit o superputere Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.56,0:00:33.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dar a plătit preţul Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.44,0:00:34.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cu distrugerea nesfârşită Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.26,0:00:35.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,de vieţi ruseşti Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.11,0:00:35.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dacă eşti omul de oţel Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.78,0:00:36.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Scuip kryptonita Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.71,0:00:37.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pulă mare mistică Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.59,0:00:38.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Capabil de hipnotizare Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.44,0:00:39.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Te-aş putea termina cu o şoaptă Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.39,0:00:40.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,la nevastă-ta Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.32,0:00:43.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uită-te în ochii mei vrăjitoare perversă Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.04,0:00:44.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vezi sufletul omului Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.36,0:00:46.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Care a făcut Mama Rusie curva lui Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.37,0:00:48.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Crezi că mă doare-n pulă de soţia mea? Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.90,0:00:51.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Propriul meu fiu a fost închis în închisoare Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.63,0:00:53.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Şi nu i-am salvat viaţa Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.11,0:00:53.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ai scăpat Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.80,0:00:54.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uşor când ţi-au tăiat penisul Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.94,0:00:55.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ţi-aş lăsa capul într-un ştreang Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.97,0:00:56.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Într-un şanţ împuşcat Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.89,0:00:57.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Toată familia ta Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.39,0:00:57.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Împuşcată Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.64,0:00:58.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Toţi prietenii tăi vrăjitori Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.26,0:00:58.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Împuşcaţi Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.76,0:00:59.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oricine ţi-a vândut pierogi Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.90,0:01:00.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Împuşcat Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.44,0:01:01.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Te înfometez zile întregi până mori Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.46,0:01:02.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Zdrobesc nenorociţi chiar şi când Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.45,0:01:03.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sunt mort Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.45,0:01:04.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mândria lui Lenin l-am scos pe Trotsky Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.57,0:01:05.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Din cadru Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.28,0:01:06.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Te zdrobesc mai tare decât Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.14,0:01:07.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cum l-am pălmuit pe Hitler Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.38,0:01:08.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,N-am mândrie pentru tine Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.43,0:01:10.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,care ai ruinat tot ce revoluţia mea Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.96,0:01:13.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,făcea ca să oprească burghezia Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.26,0:01:14.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Am luptat împotriva sclaviei Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.92,0:01:16.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mase proletariate Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.65,0:01:18.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,M-au adus aici să scuip o teza Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.60,0:01:19.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Împotriva amândurora Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.94,0:01:21.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Să-ncepem cu tine Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.38,0:01:22.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Frankenstein Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.28,0:01:23.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arăţi ca ceva din R.L Stine Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.72,0:01:25.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Este supa hip hop, roşu peste alb Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.42,0:01:27.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pentru că soţia lui Tsar nu poate sa facă nimic în seara asta Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.27,0:01:28.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Si Joseph, tu trebuia să fi Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.82,0:01:30.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mâna mea dreaptă Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.21,0:01:31.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dar loialitatea ta s-a învârtit Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.96,0:01:33.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ca mâna ta dreaptă Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.31,0:01:35.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Viitorul nostru era luminos Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.07,0:01:36.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tu ti-ai lasat inima sa creasca intunecata Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.78,0:01:38.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Si ai oprit cea mai mare revolutie Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.60,0:01:40.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,De la nasterea lui Marx Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.46,0:01:42.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cioc - cioc - cioc - cioc Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.19,0:01:45.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A spus cineva semne de nastere? Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.75,0:01:48.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo, sunt gazda celor mai multi Glasnosti Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.05,0:01:49.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nemernicii au facut o mizerie Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.36,0:01:50.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Si razboiul s-a facut rece Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.59,0:01:52.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Strang mainile celor doi Ronalds Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.37,0:01:53.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Reagan si McDonald's Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.66,0:01:54.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nici o indoiala Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.32,0:01:55.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dacă numele tau se sfarseste cu "in" Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.96,0:01:56.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E timpul sa iesi Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.83,0:01:57.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Am avut coaiele sa-l las Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.93,0:01:59.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pe Baryshnikov sa danseze playa Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.58,0:02:00.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Am daramat zidul ala Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.39,0:02:01.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ca omul Kool - Aid Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.72,0:02:02.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O, da! Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.39,0:02:03.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Voi doi aveti nevoie de yoga Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.92,0:02:05.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tu ai nevoie de un dus Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.05,0:02:06.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Si voi toti trebuie sa invatati Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.70,0:02:08.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cum sa controlati puterea reala Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.96,0:02:11.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A spus cineva putere reala? Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.91,0:02:12.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Da Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.87,0:02:14.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vrei să te pui cu mine? Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.90,0:02:16.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Scuip bors iute Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.51,0:02:18.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cand zdrobesc batausii astia Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.23,0:02:19.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ii suflu ca o tuba Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.83,0:02:21.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cat mi-o trag in Cuba Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.61,0:02:23.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Facand miscari de judo si scolarizand Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.21,0:02:25.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fiecare curva comunista Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.03,0:02:26.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu sunt un presedinte în prima mea Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.84,0:02:28.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dusmanii mei nu-mi distrag atentia Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.58,0:02:30.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ultimul om care m-a atacat Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.12,0:02:30.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A trait juma' de viata Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.88,0:02:32.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Deci vino la mine tovarase Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.35,0:02:33.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nu stii ce faci Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.35,0:02:34.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cand incerci sa prinzi o rima Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.30,0:02:35.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Impotriva unei minti ca a lui Putin Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.48,0:02:36.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O sa gasesti fostul KGB Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.67,0:02:37.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Care este cel mai bun MC Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.50,0:02:40.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In fostul CCCP