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Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.34,0:00:14.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bela bigodaça,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.28,0:00:14.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wario!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.99,0:00:15.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tenta meter-te com o Monge Louco,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.96,0:00:16.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vais-te arrepender, meu!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.78,0:00:18.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quantos ditadores são precisos
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.22,0:00:19.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Para transformar um império
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.08,0:00:20.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Numa união de estados arruinados?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.39,0:00:21.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,É uma desgraça
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.23,0:00:23.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O que fizeste ao teu povo!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.78,0:00:25.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O teu pai espancava-te como um cão,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.37,0:00:26.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E agora és mau!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.59,0:00:27.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vens da Georgia,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.45,0:00:28.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bela Georgia
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.34,0:00:30.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E os livros de História revelam-te!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.07,0:00:31.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Como um filho-da-mãe perturbado
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.11,0:00:31.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Que não regula bem da cabeça,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.73,0:00:32.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Construiu uma super-potência
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.56,0:00:33.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mas pagou o preço
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.44,0:00:34.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Com a destruição infinda
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.26,0:00:35.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,De vidas russas!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.11,0:00:35.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Se és o homem de aço
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.78,0:00:36.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu cuspo Kryptonite!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.71,0:00:37.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O místico da pila grande
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.59,0:00:38.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Com o poder de hipnotizar,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.44,0:00:39.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dou cabo de ti com um sussuro
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.39,0:00:40.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,À tua esposa!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.32,0:00:43.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Olha nos meus olhos, seu bruxo pervertido
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.04,0:00:44.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E vê a alma do homem,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.36,0:00:46.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,que fez da Mãe Russia a sua puta!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.37,0:00:48.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Acha que me importo com a minha esposa?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.90,0:00:51.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O meu próprio filho foi capturado,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.63,0:00:53.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E eu não lhe salvei a vida!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.11,0:00:53.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Foram simpáticos,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.80,0:00:54.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quando te cortaram essa pila grande!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.94,0:00:55.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu enforcava-te
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.97,0:00:56.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Numa trincheira e fuzilava-te!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.89,0:00:57.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A tua família inteira,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.39,0:00:57.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuzilada!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.64,0:00:58.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Todos os teus amiguinhos bruxos,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.26,0:00:58.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuzilados!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.76,0:00:59.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quem te tivesse vendido pierogi
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.90,0:01:00.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuzilado!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.44,0:01:01.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Esfomeava-te até desapareceres.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.46,0:01:02.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Continuo a destruir filhos-da-mãe
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.45,0:01:03.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mesmo no meu túmulo.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.45,0:01:04.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O orgulho de Lenin,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.57,0:01:05.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,livrei-me do Trotsky.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.28,0:01:06.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dou-te com o martelo mais depressa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.14,0:01:07.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do que espanquei Hitler
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.38,0:01:08.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu não tenho orgulho nenhum por ti,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.43,0:01:10.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,que arruinaste tudo que a minha revolução
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.96,0:01:13.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fazia para parar a burguesia!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.26,0:01:14.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Defendi a luta de classes,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.92,0:01:16.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E a massa do proletariado,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.65,0:01:18.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Trouxe-me aqui para defender uma tese
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.60,0:01:19.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Contra vocês os dois!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.94,0:01:21.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vou começar por ti! Tu aí,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.38,0:01:22.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Frankenstein!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.28,0:01:23.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pareces saído dum livro de R.L. Stine!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.72,0:01:25.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hoje vais comer caldinho vermelho,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.42,0:01:27.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Porque a esposa do Czar está fechada para obras!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.27,0:01:28.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E Josef, era suposto seres
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.82,0:01:30.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A minha mão direita!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.21,0:01:31.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mas a tua lealdade encolheu
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.96,0:01:33.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Como a TUA mão direita!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.31,0:01:35.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O nosso futuro era brilhante,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.07,0:01:36.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mas deixaste o teu coração escurecer
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.78,0:01:38.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E paraste a maior revolução,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.60,0:01:40.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,desde a nascença de Marx!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.46,0:01:42.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Truz-truz....
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.19,0:01:45.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alguém falou em "marca de nascença"?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.75,0:01:48.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo, sou o anfitrião com mais Glasnost.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.05,0:01:49.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Os caras-de-cú fizeram merda,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.36,0:01:50.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E a guerra ficou fria.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.59,0:01:52.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Apertei a mão aos dois Ronalds,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.37,0:01:53.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O Reagan e o MacDonald's,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.66,0:01:54.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Podes crer.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.32,0:01:55.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Se o teu nome termina com "in",
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.96,0:01:56.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,É hora de ir embora.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.83,0:01:57.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu tive tomates para
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.93,0:01:59.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Deixar o Baryshnikov dançar, meu!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.58,0:02:00.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Deitei abaixo o Muro
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.39,0:02:01.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Como o boneco da Kool-Aid.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.72,0:02:02.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"OH, YEAAAH!"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.39,0:02:03.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vocês dois precisam de Yoga,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.92,0:02:05.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tu precisas dum banho,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.05,0:02:06.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E vocês todos precisam aprender
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.70,0:02:08.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Como lidar com poder a sério!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.96,0:02:11.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alguém falou em poder verdadeiro?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.91,0:02:12.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Da
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.87,0:02:14.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Querem meter-se comigo?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.90,0:02:16.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu cuspo borsch quente
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.51,0:02:18.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quando canto estas rimas
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.23,0:02:19.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A soprar numa tuba
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.83,0:02:21.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Enquanto danço em Cuba
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.61,0:02:23.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A usar golpes de judo para dar lições
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.21,0:02:25.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A todas as putas comunistas.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.03,0:02:26.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu sou um presidente no meu auge,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.84,0:02:28.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Os meus inimigos não me preocupam
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.58,0:02:30.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O ultimo homem que me atacou
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.12,0:02:30.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Viveu uma só meia vida
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.88,0:02:32.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Por isso vem, camarada, mete-te comigo.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.35,0:02:33.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Não sabes o que fazes
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.35,0:02:34.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quando tentas rimar melhor
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.30,0:02:35.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Que um génio como o Putin
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.48,0:02:36.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vais descobrir que o ex-KGB
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.67,0:02:37.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,É o melhor MC
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.50,0:02:40.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Em toda a ex-CCCP...