[Script Info] Title: [Events] Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.34,0:00:14.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Belo mostacho Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.28,0:00:14.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wario Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.99,0:00:15.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Xoga co Monxe Tolo Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.96,0:00:16.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E lamentaralo Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.78,0:00:18.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cantos ditadores se precisan Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.22,0:00:19.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,para converter un imperio Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.08,0:00:20.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nunha unión de estados en ruínas? Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.39,0:00:21.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,É unha desgraza Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.23,0:00:23.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,o que lle fixeches ao teu propio pobo Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.78,0:00:25.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O teu papá mallábate como un can Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.37,0:00:26.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e agora es moi malo Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.59,0:00:27.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Es de Xeorxia Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.45,0:00:28.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doce Xeorxia Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.34,0:00:30.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E así te mostran os libros de historia Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.07,0:00:31.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Como un tolo fillo de puta Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.11,0:00:31.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mal da cabeza Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.73,0:00:32.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,que levantou unha potencia Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.56,0:00:33.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mais pagou o prezo Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.44,0:00:34.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,coa destrcuión sen fin Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.26,0:00:35.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,de vidas rusas Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.11,0:00:35.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Se é-lo home de ferro Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.78,0:00:36.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cuspo criptonita Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.71,0:00:37.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O meu grande carallo místico Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.59,0:00:38.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sabe hipnotizar Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.44,0:00:39.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Podería rematarte cun suspiro Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.39,0:00:40.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...e coa túa muller Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.32,0:00:43.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Olla en meus ollos, meigo pervertido Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.04,0:00:44.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mira na alma do home Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.36,0:00:46.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,que fixo da Nai Rusia a súa puta Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.37,0:00:48.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cres que miro un carallo pola miña muller? Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.90,0:00:51.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O meu propio fillo foi ó cárcere Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.63,0:00:53.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e non salvei a súa vida Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.11,0:00:53.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Amedrentaraste Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.80,0:00:54.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,doadamente cando colla esa pirola avinagrada Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.94,0:00:55.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Deixareite coa soga no pescozo Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.97,0:00:56.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nunha trincheira e bang! Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.89,0:00:57.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tódala sua familia Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.39,0:00:57.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,¡bang! Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.64,0:00:58.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,teus amigos meigos Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.26,0:00:58.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,¡bang! Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.76,0:00:59.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eaos que vendían pierogi Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.90,0:01:00.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,¡bang! Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.44,0:01:01.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Matareite de fame ata que te rindas Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.46,0:01:02.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ata esmago fillos de puta Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.45,0:01:03.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O día do meu funeral Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.45,0:01:04.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No orgullo de Lenin, deixei a Trotsky Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.57,0:01:05.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fóra da foto Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.28,0:01:06.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Golpeareite máis forte Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.14,0:01:07.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Que cando abofetei Hitler Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.38,0:01:08.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Non che teño orgullo Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.43,0:01:10.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,que arruinou todo o que a miña revolución Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.96,0:01:13.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,facía para para-la burguesía Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.26,0:01:14.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Combatín a escravitude de clases Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.92,0:01:16.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As masas proletarias Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.65,0:01:18.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Trouxéronme aquí para soltar unha tese Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.60,0:01:19.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,contra ámbos os vosos cus Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.94,0:01:21.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Déixame comezar contigo Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.38,0:01:22.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Frankenstein Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.28,0:01:23.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pareces creado por R. L. Stine Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.72,0:01:25.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,É sopa de Hip Hop vermella e branca Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.42,0:01:27.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Porque esta noite a muller do Tsar non pode foder Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.27,0:01:28.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E ti Joseph, debías de ser Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.82,0:01:30.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A miña man dereita Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.21,0:01:31.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mais a tua lealdade encolleuse Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.96,0:01:33.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,como a túa man dereita, home Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.31,0:01:35.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O noso futuro era brillante Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.07,0:01:36.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mais o teu corazón ficou escuro Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.78,0:01:38.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e paraches a maior revolución Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.60,0:01:40.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dende que Marx naceu Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.46,0:01:42.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(chaman á porta) Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.19,0:01:45.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alguén dixo... marcas de nacenza? Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.75,0:01:48.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Son o anfitrion co maior Glasnost Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.05,0:01:49.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,os parvos cagárona Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.36,0:01:50.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e a guerra ficou fría Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.59,0:01:52.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,apertei máns con ámbolos Ronalds Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.37,0:01:53.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Reagan e McDonald's Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.66,0:01:54.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sen dúbida Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.32,0:01:55.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,se teu nome termina em "in" Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.96,0:01:56.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hora de saír Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.83,0:01:57.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tiven la coraxe de leixar Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.93,0:01:59.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Baryshnikov danzar playa Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.58,0:02:00.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,derrubei o muro Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.39,0:02:01.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,como o home da Kool-Aid Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.72,0:02:02.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ah sí! Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.39,0:02:03.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,os dois precisáis de yoga Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.92,0:02:05.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tú, dun baño Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.05,0:02:06.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e todos precisáis aprender Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.70,0:02:08.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,como segurá-lo poder verdadeiro Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.96,0:02:11.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,alguén dicen... poder verdadeiro? Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.91,0:02:12.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Da Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.87,0:02:14.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,queres xogar conmigo? Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.90,0:02:16.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cuspo borsch quente Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.51,0:02:18.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mentres fazo estas batidas Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.23,0:02:19.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sopra como unha tuba Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.83,0:02:21.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mentres danzo en Cuba Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.61,0:02:23.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,facendo judo e ensinando Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.21,0:02:25.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,toda suka comunista Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.03,0:02:26.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sou un presidente de primeira Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.84,0:02:28.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,meus inimigos non me distraen Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.58,0:02:30.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,o último home que me atacou Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.12,0:02:30.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,viveu unha vida media Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.88,0:02:32.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tan veña, camarada Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.35,0:02:33.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,non faces que fazo Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.35,0:02:34.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mentres tentas rimar Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.30,0:02:35.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,contra unha mente como Putin Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.48,0:02:36.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,descubrirás que o ex-KGB Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.67,0:02:37.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,é o mellor MC Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.50,0:02:40.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,na antiga URSS