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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.00,0:00:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cool mustache
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.00,0:00:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wario
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.00,0:00:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,try messing with the Mad Monk
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.00,0:00:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you’ll be sorry, yo
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.00,0:00:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how many dictators does it take
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.00,0:00:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to turn an empire
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.00,0:00:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,into a union of ruinous states
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.00,0:00:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it’s a disgrace
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.00,0:00:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what you did to your own people
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.00,0:00:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your Daddy beat you like a dog
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.00,0:00:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and now you’re evil
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.00,0:00:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you’re from Georgia
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.00,0:00:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sweet Georgia
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.00,0:00:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the history books unfold ya
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.00,0:00:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as a messed up mutha fucka
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.00,0:00:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bent in the mind
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.00,0:00:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who built a super power
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.00,0:00:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but he paid the price
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.00,0:00:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with the endless destruction
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.00,0:00:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of Russian lives
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.00,0:00:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you're the man of steel
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.00,0:00:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I spit kryptonite
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.00,0:00:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,big dick mystic
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.00,0:00:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,known to hypnotize
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.00,0:00:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I could end you with a whisper
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.00,0:00:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to your wife
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.00,0:00:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look into my eyes you perverted witch
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.00,0:00:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,see the soul of the man
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.00,0:00:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who made Mother Russia his bitch
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.00,0:00:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you think I give a fuck about my wife?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.00,0:00:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my own son got locked up in prison
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.00,0:00:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I didn’t save his life
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.00,0:00:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you got off
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.00,0:00:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,easy when they pickled that moose cock
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.00,0:00:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’d leave your neck in a noose
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.00,0:00:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in a trench and shot
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.00,0:00:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your whole family
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.00,0:00:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,shot
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.00,0:00:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all your wizard friends
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.00,0:00:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,shot
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.00,0:00:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,anyone who sold you pierogi
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.00,0:01:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,shot
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.00,0:01:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,starve you for days til you waste away
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.00,0:01:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I even crush mother fuckers when I’m laid in state
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.00,0:01:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pride of Lenin took Trotsky
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.00,0:01:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,out of the picture
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.00,0:01:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,drop the hammer on you harder
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.00,0:01:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,than I bitch slapped Hitler
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.00,0:01:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have no pride for you
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.00,0:01:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who ruined everything my revolution
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.00,0:01:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was doing to stop the bourgeoisie
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.00,0:01:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I fought the bondage of classes
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.00,0:01:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the proletariat masses
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.00,0:01:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have brought me here to spit a thesis
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.00,0:01:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,against both of your asses
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.00,0:01:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,let me start with you there
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.00,0:01:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Frankenstein
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.00,0:01:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,looking like something out of R.L. Stine
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.00,0:01:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it’s hip hop chowder red over white
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.00,0:01:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause the Tsar’s wife can’t do shit tonight
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.00,0:01:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and Joseph you were supposed to be
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.00,0:01:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my right hand man
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.00,0:01:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but your loyalty shriveled up
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.00,0:01:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like your right hand man
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.00,0:01:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,our whole future was bright
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.00,0:01:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you let your heart grow dark
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.00,0:01:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and stopped the greatest revolution
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.00,0:01:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,since the birth of Marx
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.00,0:01:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,knock knock knock knock
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.00,0:01:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did somebody say birthmarks?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.00,0:01:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yo I’m the host with the most Glasnost
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.00,0:01:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,assholes made a mess
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.00,0:01:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the war got cold
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.00,0:01:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,shook hands with both Ronalds
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.00,0:01:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Reagan and McDonald's
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.00,0:01:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no doubt
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.00,0:01:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if your name end with ‘in’
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.00,0:01:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,time to get out
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.00,0:01:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had the balls to let
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.00,0:01:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Baryshnikov dance playa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.00,0:02:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tore down that wall
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.00,0:02:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like the Kool-Aid man
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.00,0:02:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.00,0:02:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you two need yoga
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.00,0:02:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you need a shower
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.00,0:02:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you all need to learn
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.00,0:02:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how to handle real power
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.00,0:02:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,did somebody say real power?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.00,0:02:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Da
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.00,0:02:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you want to mess with me?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.00,0:02:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I spit hot borsch
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.00,0:02:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when I’m crushing these beats
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.00,0:02:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,blow it up like a tuba
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.00,0:02:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,while I’m balling in Cuba
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.00,0:02:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,doing judo moves and schooling
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.00,0:02:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,every communist sukkah
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.00,0:02:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m a president in my prime
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.00,0:02:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my enemies don’t distract me
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.00,0:02:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the last man who attacked me
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.00,0:02:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lived a half life
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.00,0:02:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so comrade come at me
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.00,0:02:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you don’t what you’re doing
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.00,0:02:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when you try to bust a rhyme
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.00,0:02:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,against a mind like Putin
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.00,0:02:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you’ll find that the ex-KGB
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.00,0:02:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is the best MC
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.00,0:02:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the ex-CCCP