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cool mustache

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Wario

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try messing with the Mad Monk

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you’ll be sorry, yo

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how many dictators does it take

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to turn an empire

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into a union of ruinous states

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it’s a disgrace

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what you did to your own people

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your Daddy beat you like a dog

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and now you’re evil

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you’re from Georgia

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sweet Georgia

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and the history books unfold ya

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as a messed up mutha fucka

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bent in the mind

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who built a super power

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but he paid the price

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with the endless destruction

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of Russian lives

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if you're the man of steel

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I spit kryptonite

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big dick mystic

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known to hypnotize

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I could end you with a whisper

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to your wife

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Look into my eyes you perverted witch

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see the soul of the man

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who made Mother Russia his bitch

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you think I give a fuck about my wife?

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my own son got locked up in prison

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and I didn’t save his life

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you got off

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easy when they pickled that moose cock

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I’d leave your neck in a noose

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in a trench and shot

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your whole family

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shot

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all your wizard friends

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shot

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anyone who sold you pierogi

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shot

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starve you for days til you waste away

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I even crush mother fuckers when I’m laid in state

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pride of Lenin took Trotsky

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out of the picture

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drop the hammer on you harder

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than I bitch slapped Hitler

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I have no pride for you

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who ruined everything my revolution

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was doing to stop the bourgeoisie

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I fought the bondage of classes the proletariat masses

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have brought me here to spit a thesis

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against both of your asses

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let me start with you there

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Frankenstein

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looking like something out of R.L. Stine

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it’s hip hop chowder red over white

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cause the Tsar’s wife can’t do shit tonight

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and Joseph you were supposed to be

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my right hand man

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but your loyalty shriveled up

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like your right hand man

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our whole future was bright

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you let your heart grow dark

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and stopped the greatest revolution

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since the birth of Marx

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knock knock knock knock

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Did somebody say birthmarks?

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yo I’m the host with the most Glasnost

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assholes made a mess

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and the war got cold

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shook hands with both Ronalds

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Reagan and McDonald's

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no doubt

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if your name end with ‘in’

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time to get out

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I had the balls to let

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Baryshnikov dance playa

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tore down that wall

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like the Kool-Aid man

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Oh Yeah!

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you two need yoga

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you need a shower

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and you all need to learn

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how to handle real power

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Did somebody say real power?

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Da

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you want to mess with me?

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I spit hot borsch

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when I’m crushing these beats

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blow it up like a tuba

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while I’m balling in Cuba

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doing judo moves and schooling

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every communist sukkah

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I’m a president in my prime

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my enemies don’t distract me

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the last man who attacked me

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lived a half life

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so comrade come at me

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you don’t what you’re doing

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when you try to bust a rhyme

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against a mind like Putin

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you’ll find that the ex-KGB

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is the best MC

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in the ex-CCCP