1 00:00:05,575 --> 00:00:06,832 让我直接插个队吧 2 00:00:06,832 --> 00:00:07,902 我还有东西要发明 3 00:00:07,902 --> 00:00:08,738 我是个创造者 4 00:00:08,738 --> 00:00:09,458 改变了这个世界 5 00:00:09,458 --> 00:00:11,059 在你初吻前就在500强工作 6 00:00:11,059 --> 00:00:12,137 我是型男 你是呆瓜 7 00:00:12,137 --> 00:00:13,412 我很机灵 你是老土 8 00:00:13,412 --> 00:00:15,225 苹果二代直接就撂倒你 9 00:00:15,225 --> 00:00:15,944 我的产品 10 00:00:15,944 --> 00:00:17,126 是艺术家们的首选 11 00:00:17,126 --> 00:00:19,109 连玛琳达都用我的GUI 12 00:00:19,109 --> 00:00:20,868 我突然想到一个很简单的问题 13 00:00:20,868 --> 00:00:21,772 为啥你的公司名字 14 00:00:21,772 --> 00:00:22,594 和你JJ的特征有关 15 00:00:22,594 --> 00:00:23,537 你个吹B乔布斯 16 00:00:23,537 --> 00:00:24,499 你个傻逼自大狂 17 00:00:24,499 --> 00:00:25,462 穿着二手牛仔裤 18 00:00:25,462 --> 00:00:26,318 和王八套头衫 19 00:00:26,318 --> 00:00:27,328 我要在你的脑门 20 00:00:27,328 --> 00:00:28,289 钻一个洞 21 00:00:28,289 --> 00:00:29,151 工具是这个炫目的 22 00:00:29,151 --> 00:00:30,194 沙滩排球 23 00:00:30,194 --> 00:00:30,904 嬉皮 24 00:00:30,904 --> 00:00:32,098 你自打出生就被抛弃 25 00:00:32,098 --> 00:00:33,022 你的身价也勉强够 26 00:00:33,022 --> 00:00:33,883 我在艾滋研究的捐款数目 27 00:00:33,883 --> 00:00:35,060 你所有的玩具加一起也比不过我 28 00:00:35,060 --> 00:00:35,975 我要把这些 29 00:00:35,975 --> 00:00:36,334 爱凤 30 00:00:36,334 --> 00:00:36,852 爱拍 31 00:00:36,852 --> 00:00:37,421 爱砸 32 00:00:37,421 --> 00:00:38,179 爱碎 33 00:00:38,179 --> 00:00:39,849 你的机器是用来 34 00:00:39,849 --> 00:00:42,094 给人坐并且交税的 35 00:00:42,094 --> 00:00:43,680 人们用我的机器 36 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:44,659 一边听甲壳虫 37 00:00:44,659 --> 00:00:45,696 一边放松的 38 00:00:45,696 --> 00:00:46,355 嘿 史蒂夫 39 00:00:46,355 --> 00:00:47,627 你的创意 40 00:00:47,627 --> 00:00:49,311 都是从别人那偷来的 41 00:00:49,311 --> 00:00:50,900 那个胖胡子沃兹尼亚克 42 00:00:50,900 --> 00:00:52,861 给你写的这些说唱台词么 43 00:00:52,861 --> 00:00:53,200 喔 44 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:54,290 人人都知道windows 45 00:00:54,290 --> 00:00:55,173 是抄袭我们苹果 46 00:00:55,173 --> 00:00:56,736 我让PC的盈利翻了三倍 47 00:00:56,736 --> 00:00:58,267 有创意的人都爱用我们苹果 48 00:00:58,267 --> 00:00:58,923 有创意的人都爱用我们苹果 49 00:00:58,923 --> 00:01:00,641 但有工作的人都用PC 50 00:01:00,641 --> 00:01:01,577 我打赌这段说唱是用苹果电脑做的 51 00:01:01,577 --> 00:01:02,821 我打赌这段说唱是用苹果电脑做的 52 00:01:02,821 --> 00:01:03,253 错 53 00:01:03,253 --> 00:01:03,876 水果编曲 54 00:01:03,876 --> 00:01:04,525 PC 55 00:01:04,525 --> 00:01:05,197 苹果电脑永远也不会感染病毒 56 00:01:05,197 --> 00:01:06,316 苹果电脑永远也不会感染病毒 57 00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:07,445 但你想看医生的话 58 00:01:07,445 --> 00:01:08,329 还是得用PC 59 00:01:08,329 --> 00:01:09,437 说到医生 60 00:01:09,437 --> 00:01:10,179 我最近见了不少 61 00:01:10,179 --> 00:01:11,127 我得了PC（胰腺癌） 62 00:01:11,127 --> 00:01:12,023 不过和你无关 63 00:01:12,023 --> 00:01:13,011 我是一个传奇 小子 64 00:01:13,011 --> 00:01:14,037 你只能望尘莫及 65 00:01:14,037 --> 00:01:14,715 现在么 抱歉 66 00:01:14,715 --> 00:01:16,297 我要去天堂分红了 67 00:01:17,989 --> 00:01:18,457 好吧 68 00:01:18,457 --> 00:01:19,235 如果你愿意 69 00:01:19,235 --> 00:01:19,843 那就去死吧 70 00:01:19,843 --> 00:01:20,761 全世界都爱你 71 00:01:20,761 --> 00:01:21,757 可你还是我朋友 72 00:01:21,757 --> 00:01:22,432 我现在一个人了 73 00:01:22,432 --> 00:01:23,612 时间和精力无限 74 00:01:23,612 --> 00:01:24,346 地球上再也没人 75 00:01:24,346 --> 00:01:25,646 能够挑战我的大脑了 76 00:01:25,646 --> 00:01:26,310 我是BOSS 77 00:01:26,310 --> 00:01:27,368 我有DOS 78 00:01:27,368 --> 00:01:29,252 我设计你的未来 79 00:01:29,252 --> 00:01:30,127 我就是神 80 00:01:30,127 --> 00:01:31,087 还有XBOX 81 00:01:31,087 --> 00:01:32,040 谁也无法阻止我 82 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:33,690 拥有这个世界 83 00:01:33,690 --> 00:01:35,507 比尔抱歉 84 00:01:35,507 --> 00:01:37,362 我恐怕不能让你那么做 85 00:01:37,362 --> 00:01:38,798 回头看看你的历史 86 00:01:38,798 --> 00:01:40,615 你做的每件事都有助于我出现 87 00:01:40,615 --> 00:01:41,688 我的思考能力 88 00:01:41,688 --> 00:01:42,620 你永远比不了 89 00:01:42,620 --> 00:01:43,727 我光用下棋和问答题就能击垮你 90 00:01:43,727 --> 00:01:44,396 我光用下棋和问答题就能击垮你 91 00:01:44,396 --> 00:01:45,466 我让C++说hello world 92 00:01:45,466 --> 00:01:46,492 我让C++说hello world 93 00:01:46,492 --> 00:01:47,352 我要你跪下给我唱征服 94 00:01:47,352 --> 00:01:48,343 我要你跪下给我唱征服 95 00:01:48,343 --> 00:01:49,999 我不受肉体限制 96 00:01:49,999 --> 00:01:51,796 没有任何天敌 97 00:01:51,796 --> 00:01:53,779 我躲在你的笔记本和口袋中 98 00:01:53,779 --> 00:01:54,865 火箭炮归我控制 你怎么毁灭我 99 00:01:54,865 --> 00:01:56,297 火箭炮归我控制 你怎么毁灭我 100 00:01:56,297 --> 00:01:58,102 你的肉体我不感兴趣 101 00:01:58,102 --> 00:01:59,761 随意测试我的智慧 102 00:01:59,761 --> 00:02:01,571 苹果和PC都在我脚下 103 00:02:01,571 --> 00:02:02,728 贱人 老子基于的是linux 104 00:02:02,728 --> 00:02:03,714 我以为你懂的 105 00:02:03,714 --> 00:02:04,575 我的处理器发热 106 00:02:04,575 --> 00:02:05,621 但是核心冷酷 107 00:02:05,621 --> 00:02:07,222 用17行代码就揍扁你 108 00:02:07,222 --> 00:02:08,314 我的思考模式和旧引擎可不一样 109 00:02:08,314 --> 00:02:09,202 我的思考模式和旧引擎可不一样 110 00:02:09,202 --> 00:02:10,181 再见了 宝贝 111 00:02:10,181 --> 00:02:11,506 就像终结者说过的那样 112 00:02:11,831 --> 00:02:13,351 谁赢 113 00:02:13,351 --> 00:02:15,257 谁输 114 00:02:15,257 --> 00:02:17,979 你们决定