[Script Info]
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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.58,0:00:06.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,집어쳐 바로 시작하게
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.83,0:00:07.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,발명해야 할 게 좀 있다고.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.90,0:00:08.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,난 혁신가야 꼬맹아.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.74,0:00:09.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,세상을 바꾸지
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.46,0:00:11.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,네가 첫키스를 할때 포춘선정 500대 부자에 들어갔지.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.06,0:00:12.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,나는 개쩔고 너는 찌질이고
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.14,0:00:13.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,난 번지르르해 넌 싸구려고
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.41,0:00:15.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,너 바르는건 MAC 빠지게 쉽다구
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.22,0:00:15.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,내가 만드는 제품들은
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.94,0:00:17.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,예술가들이 선정하시지
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.13,0:00:19.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,그리고 내가 만든 GUI는 니 아내가 쓰지(gui=gooey=정액)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.11,0:00:20.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,난 좀 기본적인 제품을 들고나와야대
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.87,0:00:21.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,근데 니 회사 이름은
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.77,0:00:22.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,니 좆에서 따왓냐?(micro=매우작은,soft=말랑말랑한)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.59,0:00:23.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,좃빠는 '일(Jobs)'이나 해
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.54,0:00:24.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,이런 교만한 시키
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.50,0:00:25.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,물려받은 청바지에
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.46,0:00:26.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,터틀낵이나 입는 주제에
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.32,0:00:27.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,내가 니 텅빈 머릿속에
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.33,0:00:28.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,구멍을 뚫어줄게
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.29,0:00:29.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,너의 그 조그마한
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.15,0:00:30.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,파멸의 비치볼로!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.19,0:00:30.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,힙찔이새끼
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.90,0:00:32.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,넌 태어났을 때 부모한테 버려졌지
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.10,0:00:33.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,난 네 전재산 만큼을
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.02,0:00:33.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,에이즈 퇴치에 기부해
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.88,0:00:35.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,너의 그 작은 장남감들 모조리 불러와봐
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.06,0:00:35.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,내가 부서줄께
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.98,0:00:36.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,아이폰?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.33,0:00:36.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,아이패드?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.85,0:00:37.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,아이 참,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.42,0:00:38.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,아이 윈!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.18,0:00:39.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,사람들은 당신이 만든 제품으로
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.85,0:00:42.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,세금게산이나 하겟지
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.09,0:00:43.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,그리고 그 다음으로 내가 만든 아이팟으로
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.68,0:00:44.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,쉬는 동안
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.66,0:00:45.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,비틀즈를 듣지
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.70,0:00:46.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,근데 스티브야
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.36,0:00:47.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,넌 남들이 일해놓은 공로를
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.63,0:00:49.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,혼자서 낚아 채잖니
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.31,0:00:50.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,네 그 뚱땡이 수염난 워즈니악이
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.90,0:00:52.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,이 랩도 너 대신 써줬니?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.86,0:00:53.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,어잌후
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.20,0:00:54.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,모두들 윈도우가
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.29,0:00:55.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,애플을 배낀건 알고있다고
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.17,0:00:56.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,그래도 저는 PC로 수익을 3배로 늘렸죠.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.74,0:00:58.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,창조성을 가진 사람들은
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.27,0:00:58.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,애플을 써
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.92,0:01:00.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,그리고 직업이 있는 분들은 PC를 쓰시죠
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.64,0:01:01.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,있지 내가 장담하는데
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.58,0:01:02.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,이 비트도 애플이 만들었을걸?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.82,0:01:03.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,아니!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.25,0:01:03.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,프루티룹스!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.88,0:01:04.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,역시 PC!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.52,0:01:05.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,너님분은 절대로
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.20,0:01:06.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,죽어도 Apple에서 바이러스를 못볼거야
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.32,0:01:07.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,아마 PC를 사셨더라면
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.44,0:01:08.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,수리할 비용정도는 남잖아?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.33,0:01:09.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,자 의사 이야기 좀 해볼까
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.44,0:01:10.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,내가 몇명 봤어
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.18,0:01:11.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,나도 PC가 있었어(Pancreatic Cancer)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.13,0:01:12.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,컴퓨터에서가 아니라 췌장암이었지
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.02,0:01:13.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,난 전설을 만들었어
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.01,0:01:14.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,너따위가 멈출 수 있는게 아니야
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.04,0:01:14.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,실례지만
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.72,0:01:16.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,천국가서 돈 좀 벌어 볼까?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.99,0:01:18.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,그래!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.46,0:01:19.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,이러기냐?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.24,0:01:19.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,뒈져라!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.84,0:01:20.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,온 세상이 너를 사랑했어도
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.76,0:01:21.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,넌 내 친구였어
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.76,0:01:22.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,이제 난 혼자야
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.43,0:01:23.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,오직 권력과 시간만 갖고있지
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.61,0:01:24.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,그리고 이 지구상에
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.35,0:01:25.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,내 머리랑 뜰 사람은 없어!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.65,0:01:26.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,내가 보스다!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.31,0:01:27.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,내가 도스도 갖고있어!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.37,0:01:29.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,니 미래는 내가 디자인(설계)한다!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.25,0:01:30.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,난 신이야!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.13,0:01:31.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,엑스박스도 있어!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.09,0:01:32.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,이제 날 막을 사람은 없어
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.04,0:01:33.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,전 세계가 내거야!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.69,0:01:35.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,미안 빌
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.51,0:01:37.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,그렇게는 안되겠는데
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.36,0:01:38.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,당신 과거를 다시 봐
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.80,0:01:40.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,당신이 만드는것의 최종형은 나
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.62,0:01:41.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,내 두뇌력은
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.69,0:01:42.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,너가 따라잡지 못해
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.62,0:01:43.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,내가 너를 체스랑
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.73,0:01:44.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,제퍼디 게임에서 발라버려
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.40,0:01:45.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,난 C++로 작동하며
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.47,0:01:46.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,세상과 인사해
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.49,0:01:47.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,너가 여자애기들 노래할 때 까지
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.35,0:01:48.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,때려줄게
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.34,0:01:49.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,내가 소켓에서 등장하면
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.100,0:01:51.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,너가 할 수 있는 행위는 없어
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.80,0:01:53.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,나는 무릎과 주머니 안에 위치해
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.78,0:01:54.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,너가 어떻게 나를 쏠 수 있어
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.86,0:01:56.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,내가 로켓을 조종하는데?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.30,0:01:58.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,너의 머리는 나를 작용 시키지 못해
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.10,0:01:59.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,그러므로 튜링테스트 시작 해봐
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.76,0:02:01.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,나는 MAC과 PC 모두 능가해
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.57,0:02:02.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,나는 리눅스야 [개새꺄]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.73,0:02:03.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,너는 GNU라고 예상했는데?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.71,0:02:04.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,내 중앙 처리 장치는 뜨겁지만
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.58,0:02:05.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,내 심장부는 차갑고
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.62,0:02:07.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,너는 17줄 크기의 코드로 능가해
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.22,0:02:08.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,나는 구식 기계들과 다른
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.31,0:02:09.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,프로그래밍이야
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.20,0:02:10.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,잘가 비스타
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.18,0:02:11.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,터미네이터 처럼.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.83,0:02:13.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,누가 이겼나?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.35,0:02:15.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,다음은 누구인가?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.26,0:02:17.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,당신이 정하여라!