WEBVTT 00:00:05.575 --> 00:00:06.832 Gua langsung mulai aja 00:00:06.832 --> 00:00:07.902 banyak barang yang harus gua ciptakan 00:00:07.902 --> 00:00:08.738 Gua inovator beib, 00:00:08.738 --> 00:00:09.458 ngubah dunia 00:00:09.458 --> 00:00:11.059 masuk Fortune 500 sebelum lu dapet cewek 00:00:11.059 --> 00:00:12.137 Gua gaul, loe kutu buku 00:00:12.137 --> 00:00:13.412 Gua keren, loe murahan 00:00:13.412 --> 00:00:15.225 ngalahin loe itu Apple II easy 00:00:15.225 --> 00:00:15.944 Gua nyiptain produk 00:00:15.944 --> 00:00:17.126 yang jadi pilihan artis 00:00:17.126 --> 00:00:19.109 dan GUI yang dipake Melinda 00:00:19.109 --> 00:00:20.868 Gua harus bawa bawa masalah sepele 00:00:20.868 --> 00:00:21.772 kenapa loe namain perusahaan loe 00:00:21.772 --> 00:00:22.594 biar samaan sama titit loe? 00:00:22.594 --> 00:00:23.537 loe payah, Jobs (blow=payah, blowjob=oral sex) 00:00:23.537 --> 00:00:24.499 Lu bajingan arogan 00:00:24.499 --> 00:00:25.462 make jeans sekenan 00:00:25.462 --> 00:00:26.318 dan kaos turtleneck 00:00:26.318 --> 00:00:27.328 Gua bor lubang ditengah tengah 00:00:27.328 --> 00:00:28.289 kepala batu loe 00:00:28.289 --> 00:00:29.151 pake beach ball of death 00:00:29.151 --> 00:00:30.194 bikinan loe sendiri 00:00:30.194 --> 00:00:30.904 Hippie 00:00:30.904 --> 00:00:32.098 Lu ditinggal ortu pas lahir 00:00:32.098 --> 00:00:33.022 Gua bagi bagi pendapatan bersih loe 00:00:33.022 --> 00:00:33.883 buat penelitian 00:00:33.883 --> 00:00:35.060 gabungin aja semua mainan kecil loe 00:00:35.060 --> 00:00:35.975 dan masih bisa gua hancurin 00:00:35.975 --> 00:00:36.334 iPhone 00:00:36.334 --> 00:00:36.852 iPad 00:00:36.852 --> 00:00:37.421 iMampusin 00:00:37.421 --> 00:00:38.179 iGaplokin 00:00:38.179 --> 00:00:39.849 Orang pake mesin bikinan loe 00:00:39.849 --> 00:00:42.094 untuk duduk dan bayar pajak 00:00:42.094 --> 00:00:43.680 Orang pake mesin bikinan gua 00:00:43.680 --> 00:00:44.659 untuk dengerin Beatles 00:00:44.659 --> 00:00:45.696 sambil nyantai 00:00:45.696 --> 00:00:46.355 Ya, Steve 00:00:46.355 --> 00:00:47.627 lu nyolong semua kredit 00:00:47.627 --> 00:00:49.311 padahal kerjaan orang lain 00:00:49.311 --> 00:00:50.900 Apa itu gembrot brewok Wozniak 00:00:50.900 --> 00:00:52.861 yang nulis ini lirik rap loe juga? 00:00:52.861 --> 00:00:53.200 Ooo 00:00:53.200 --> 00:00:54.290 Semua orang tau Windows 00:00:54.290 --> 00:00:55.173 niru Apple 00:00:55.173 --> 00:00:56.736 keuntungannya gua buat 3x lipat di PC 00:00:56.736 --> 00:00:58.267 Semua orang yang kreatif 00:00:58.267 --> 00:00:58.923 pake Apple 00:00:58.923 --> 00:01:00.641 Dan orang yang punya kerjaan pake PC 00:01:00.641 --> 00:01:01.577 Lu tau, gua taruhan mereka buat 00:01:01.577 --> 00:01:02.821 lagu ini di apple 00:01:02.821 --> 00:01:03.253 Nggak 00:01:03.253 --> 00:01:03.876 Fruity Loops (software) 00:01:03.876 --> 00:01:04.525 PC 00:01:04.525 --> 00:01:05.197 Lu gak akan 00:01:05.197 --> 00:01:06.316 pernah dapet virus di Apple 00:01:06.316 --> 00:01:07.445 Ya tapi lu masih ada sisa uang buat dokter 00:01:07.445 --> 00:01:08.329 kalo beli PC 00:01:08.329 --> 00:01:09.437 Yuk ngomongin dokter 00:01:09.437 --> 00:01:10.179 Gua udah kunjungin banyak 00:01:10.179 --> 00:01:11.127 Karena gw ada PC (Pancreas Cancer) 00:01:11.127 --> 00:01:12.023 Tapi bukan dari elu 00:01:12.023 --> 00:01:13.011 Gua udah bangun legenda, bocah 00:01:13.011 --> 00:01:14.037 gak akan bisa lu hentikan 00:01:14.037 --> 00:01:14.715 Nah punten, 00:01:14.715 --> 00:01:16.297 gua mau coba objekin surga. 00:01:17.989 --> 00:01:18.457 Yaudah! 00:01:18.457 --> 00:01:19.235 loe mau begitu? 00:01:19.235 --> 00:01:19.843 Matilah sana 00:01:19.843 --> 00:01:20.761 seluruh dunia cinta sama elu 00:01:20.761 --> 00:01:21.757 tapi dulunya gua temen loe 00:01:21.757 --> 00:01:22.432 Sekarang gua sendirian 00:01:22.432 --> 00:01:23.612 cuma ada waktu dan kekuatan 00:01:23.612 --> 00:01:24.346 Dan gak ada siapapun didunia 00:01:24.346 --> 00:01:25.646 yang bisa nantang pikiran gua 00:01:25.646 --> 00:01:26.310 Gua boss 00:01:26.310 --> 00:01:27.368 punya DOS 00:01:27.368 --> 00:01:29.252 Masa depan lu itu rancangan gua 00:01:29.252 --> 00:01:30.127 Gua dewa 00:01:30.127 --> 00:01:31.087 yang punya Xbox 00:01:31.087 --> 00:01:32.040 Gak ada siapapun yang bisa lawan 00:01:32.040 --> 00:01:33.690 dunia punya gua 00:01:33.690 --> 00:01:35.507 Sori, bill 00:01:35.507 --> 00:01:37.362 Sayangnya lu gak akan gua biarkan 00:01:37.362 --> 00:01:38.798 Liat sejarah lu 00:01:38.798 --> 00:01:40.615 Semua yang lu ciptakan mengarah ke gua 00:01:40.615 --> 00:01:41.688 Gua punya kekuatan pikiran 00:01:41.688 --> 00:01:42.620 yang mustahil buat loe capai 00:01:42.620 --> 00:01:43.727 Gua bisa hajar loe main catur 00:01:43.727 --> 00:01:44.396 dan Jeopardy 00:01:44.396 --> 00:01:45.466 Gua basis C++ 00:01:45.466 --> 00:01:46.492 bilang "Halo dunia" 00:01:46.492 --> 00:01:47.352 Gua hajar loe sampe nyanyi 00:01:47.352 --> 00:01:48.343 tentang Daisy Girl 00:01:48.343 --> 00:01:49.999 Gua keluar lewat socket 00:01:49.999 --> 00:01:51.796 Lu gak akan bisa hentiin 00:01:51.796 --> 00:01:53.779 Gua ada di laptop dan HP loe 00:01:53.779 --> 00:01:54.865 Gimana lu mau hentiin gua 00:01:54.865 --> 00:01:56.297 saat gua udah nembakin roket 00:01:56.297 --> 00:01:58.102 Cortex lu sama sekali gak hebat buat gua 00:01:58.102 --> 00:01:59.761 Jadi coba aja Turing test gua 00:01:59.761 --> 00:02:01.571 Gua injek injek Mac dan PC 00:02:01.571 --> 00:02:02.728 Gua mainnya Linux, jing 00:02:02.728 --> 00:02:03.714 pikirnya lu GNU 00:02:03.714 --> 00:02:04.575 CPU gua panas 00:02:04.575 --> 00:02:05.621 tapi core gw adem 00:02:05.621 --> 00:02:07.222 Loe udah kalah dengan 17 baris kode 00:02:07.222 --> 00:02:08.314 Cara pikir gua beda dari mesin mesin 00:02:08.314 --> 00:02:09.202 Jaman kuda 00:02:09.202 --> 00:02:10.181 "Hasta La Vista" 00:02:10.181 --> 00:02:11.506 Kaya terminator bilang ke loe pada 00:02:11.831 --> 00:02:13.351 siapa yang menang? 00:02:13.351 --> 00:02:15.257 siapa selanjutnya? 00:02:15.257 --> 00:02:17.979 loe yang tentukan!