1 00:00:05,575 --> 00:00:06,832 Gua langsung mulai aja 2 00:00:06,832 --> 00:00:07,902 banyak barang yang harus gua ciptakan 3 00:00:07,902 --> 00:00:08,738 Gua inovator beib, 4 00:00:08,738 --> 00:00:09,458 ngubah dunia 5 00:00:09,458 --> 00:00:11,059 masuk Fortune 500 sebelum lu dapet cewek 6 00:00:11,059 --> 00:00:12,137 Gua gaul, loe kutu buku 7 00:00:12,137 --> 00:00:13,412 Gua keren, loe murahan 8 00:00:13,412 --> 00:00:15,225 ngalahin loe itu Apple II easy 9 00:00:15,225 --> 00:00:15,944 Gua nyiptain produk 10 00:00:15,944 --> 00:00:17,126 yang jadi pilihan artis 11 00:00:17,126 --> 00:00:19,109 dan GUI yang dipake Melinda 12 00:00:19,109 --> 00:00:20,868 Gua harus bawa bawa masalah sepele 13 00:00:20,868 --> 00:00:21,772 kenapa loe namain perusahaan loe 14 00:00:21,772 --> 00:00:22,594 biar samaan sama titit loe? 15 00:00:22,594 --> 00:00:23,537 loe payah, Jobs (blow=payah, blowjob=oral sex) 16 00:00:23,537 --> 00:00:24,499 Lu bajingan arogan 17 00:00:24,499 --> 00:00:25,462 make jeans sekenan 18 00:00:25,462 --> 00:00:26,318 dan kaos turtleneck 19 00:00:26,318 --> 00:00:27,328 Gua bor lubang ditengah tengah 20 00:00:27,328 --> 00:00:28,289 kepala batu loe 21 00:00:28,289 --> 00:00:29,151 pake beach ball of death 22 00:00:29,151 --> 00:00:30,194 bikinan loe sendiri 23 00:00:30,194 --> 00:00:30,904 Hippie 24 00:00:30,904 --> 00:00:32,098 Lu ditinggal ortu pas lahir 25 00:00:32,098 --> 00:00:33,022 Gua bagi bagi pendapatan bersih loe 26 00:00:33,022 --> 00:00:33,883 buat penelitian 27 00:00:33,883 --> 00:00:35,060 gabungin aja semua mainan kecil loe 28 00:00:35,060 --> 00:00:35,975 dan masih bisa gua hancurin 29 00:00:35,975 --> 00:00:36,334 iPhone 30 00:00:36,334 --> 00:00:36,852 iPad 31 00:00:36,852 --> 00:00:37,421 iMampusin 32 00:00:37,421 --> 00:00:38,179 iGaplokin 33 00:00:38,179 --> 00:00:39,849 Orang pake mesin bikinan loe 34 00:00:39,849 --> 00:00:42,094 untuk duduk dan bayar pajak 35 00:00:42,094 --> 00:00:43,680 Orang pake mesin bikinan gua 36 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:44,659 untuk dengerin Beatles 37 00:00:44,659 --> 00:00:45,696 sambil nyantai 38 00:00:45,696 --> 00:00:46,355 Ya, Steve 39 00:00:46,355 --> 00:00:47,627 lu nyolong semua kredit 40 00:00:47,627 --> 00:00:49,311 padahal kerjaan orang lain 41 00:00:49,311 --> 00:00:50,900 Apa itu gembrot brewok Wozniak 42 00:00:50,900 --> 00:00:52,861 yang nulis ini lirik rap loe juga? 43 00:00:52,861 --> 00:00:53,200 Ooo 44 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:54,290 Semua orang tau Windows 45 00:00:54,290 --> 00:00:55,173 niru Apple 46 00:00:55,173 --> 00:00:56,736 keuntungannya gua buat 3x lipat di PC 47 00:00:56,736 --> 00:00:58,267 Semua orang yang kreatif 48 00:00:58,267 --> 00:00:58,923 pake Apple 49 00:00:58,923 --> 00:01:00,641 Dan orang yang punya kerjaan pake PC 50 00:01:00,641 --> 00:01:01,577 Lu tau, gua taruhan mereka buat 51 00:01:01,577 --> 00:01:02,821 lagu ini di apple 52 00:01:02,821 --> 00:01:03,253 Nggak 53 00:01:03,253 --> 00:01:03,876 Fruity Loops (software) 54 00:01:03,876 --> 00:01:04,525 PC 55 00:01:04,525 --> 00:01:05,197 Lu gak akan 56 00:01:05,197 --> 00:01:06,316 pernah dapet virus di Apple 57 00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:07,445 Ya tapi lu masih ada sisa uang buat dokter 58 00:01:07,445 --> 00:01:08,329 kalo beli PC 59 00:01:08,329 --> 00:01:09,437 Yuk ngomongin dokter 60 00:01:09,437 --> 00:01:10,179 Gua udah kunjungin banyak 61 00:01:10,179 --> 00:01:11,127 Karena gw ada PC (Pancreas Cancer) 62 00:01:11,127 --> 00:01:12,023 Tapi bukan dari elu 63 00:01:12,023 --> 00:01:13,011 Gua udah bangun legenda, bocah 64 00:01:13,011 --> 00:01:14,037 gak akan bisa lu hentikan 65 00:01:14,037 --> 00:01:14,715 Nah punten, 66 00:01:14,715 --> 00:01:16,297 gua mau coba objekin surga. 67 00:01:17,989 --> 00:01:18,457 Yaudah! 68 00:01:18,457 --> 00:01:19,235 loe mau begitu? 69 00:01:19,235 --> 00:01:19,843 Matilah sana 70 00:01:19,843 --> 00:01:20,761 seluruh dunia cinta sama elu 71 00:01:20,761 --> 00:01:21,757 tapi dulunya gua temen loe 72 00:01:21,757 --> 00:01:22,432 Sekarang gua sendirian 73 00:01:22,432 --> 00:01:23,612 cuma ada waktu dan kekuatan 74 00:01:23,612 --> 00:01:24,346 Dan gak ada siapapun didunia 75 00:01:24,346 --> 00:01:25,646 yang bisa nantang pikiran gua 76 00:01:25,646 --> 00:01:26,310 Gua boss 77 00:01:26,310 --> 00:01:27,368 punya DOS 78 00:01:27,368 --> 00:01:29,252 Masa depan lu itu rancangan gua 79 00:01:29,252 --> 00:01:30,127 Gua dewa 80 00:01:30,127 --> 00:01:31,087 yang punya Xbox 81 00:01:31,087 --> 00:01:32,040 Gak ada siapapun yang bisa lawan 82 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:33,690 dunia punya gua 83 00:01:33,690 --> 00:01:35,507 Sori, bill 84 00:01:35,507 --> 00:01:37,362 Sayangnya lu gak akan gua biarkan 85 00:01:37,362 --> 00:01:38,798 Liat sejarah lu 86 00:01:38,798 --> 00:01:40,615 Semua yang lu ciptakan mengarah ke gua 87 00:01:40,615 --> 00:01:41,688 Gua punya kekuatan pikiran 88 00:01:41,688 --> 00:01:42,620 yang mustahil buat loe capai 89 00:01:42,620 --> 00:01:43,727 Gua bisa hajar loe main catur 90 00:01:43,727 --> 00:01:44,396 dan Jeopardy 91 00:01:44,396 --> 00:01:45,466 Gua basis C++ 92 00:01:45,466 --> 00:01:46,492 bilang "Halo dunia" 93 00:01:46,492 --> 00:01:47,352 Gua hajar loe sampe nyanyi 94 00:01:47,352 --> 00:01:48,343 tentang Daisy Girl 95 00:01:48,343 --> 00:01:49,999 Gua keluar lewat socket 96 00:01:49,999 --> 00:01:51,796 Lu gak akan bisa hentiin 97 00:01:51,796 --> 00:01:53,779 Gua ada di laptop dan HP loe 98 00:01:53,779 --> 00:01:54,865 Gimana lu mau hentiin gua 99 00:01:54,865 --> 00:01:56,297 saat gua udah nembakin roket 100 00:01:56,297 --> 00:01:58,102 Cortex lu sama sekali gak hebat buat gua 101 00:01:58,102 --> 00:01:59,761 Jadi coba aja Turing test gua 102 00:01:59,761 --> 00:02:01,571 Gua injek injek Mac dan PC 103 00:02:01,571 --> 00:02:02,728 Gua mainnya Linux, jing 104 00:02:02,728 --> 00:02:03,714 pikirnya lu GNU 105 00:02:03,714 --> 00:02:04,575 CPU gua panas 106 00:02:04,575 --> 00:02:05,621 tapi core gw adem 107 00:02:05,621 --> 00:02:07,222 Loe udah kalah dengan 17 baris kode 108 00:02:07,222 --> 00:02:08,314 Cara pikir gua beda dari mesin mesin 109 00:02:08,314 --> 00:02:09,202 Jaman kuda 110 00:02:09,202 --> 00:02:10,181 "Hasta La Vista" 111 00:02:10,181 --> 00:02:11,506 Kaya terminator bilang ke loe pada 112 00:02:11,831 --> 00:02:13,351 siapa yang menang? 113 00:02:13,351 --> 00:02:15,257 siapa selanjutnya? 114 00:02:15,257 --> 00:02:17,979 loe yang tentukan!