WEBVTT 00:00:05.575 --> 00:00:06.832 Dejame empezar bien. 00:00:06.832 --> 00:00:07.902 Tengo cosas que inventar. 00:00:07.902 --> 00:00:08.738 Son un innovador, cariño 00:00:08.738 --> 00:00:09.458 cambiando el mundo. 00:00:09.458 --> 00:00:11.059 Con una fortuna 500 antes de que besaras a una chica. 00:00:11.059 --> 00:00:12.137 Soy un chulo, tú un nerd 00:00:12.137 --> 00:00:13.412 Soy hábil, tú un cursi. 00:00:13.412 --> 00:00:15.225 Apple te supera. Fácil. 00:00:15.225 --> 00:00:15.944 Hago el producto, 00:00:15.944 --> 00:00:17.126 que elige el artista. 00:00:17.126 --> 00:00:19.109 Y la interfaz gráfica de usuario que usa Melinda. 00:00:19.109 --> 00:00:20.868 Necesito poner sobre la mesa algo básico, 00:00:20.868 --> 00:00:21.772 ¿Por qué no nombraste tu compañia 00:00:21.772 --> 00:00:22.594 después de un cretino? 00:00:22.594 --> 00:00:23.537 Me la soplas, Jobs. 00:00:23.537 --> 00:00:24.499 Arrogante capullo, 00:00:24.499 --> 00:00:25.462 con tus vaqueros de segunda mano 00:00:25.462 --> 00:00:26.318 y tu jersey de cuello alto. 00:00:26.318 --> 00:00:27.328 Voy a hacer un agujero en medio 00:00:27.328 --> 00:00:28.289 de tu cabeza huesuda 00:00:28.289 --> 00:00:29.151 00:00:29.151 --> 00:00:30.194 00:00:30.194 --> 00:00:30.904 00:00:30.904 --> 00:00:32.098 00:00:32.098 --> 00:00:33.022 00:00:33.022 --> 00:00:33.883 00:00:33.883 --> 00:00:35.060 00:00:35.060 --> 00:00:35.975 00:00:35.975 --> 00:00:36.334 00:00:36.334 --> 00:00:36.852 00:00:36.852 --> 00:00:37.421 00:00:37.421 --> 00:00:38.179 00:00:38.179 --> 00:00:39.849 00:00:39.849 --> 00:00:42.094 00:00:42.094 --> 00:00:43.680 00:00:43.680 --> 00:00:44.659 00:00:44.659 --> 00:00:45.696 00:00:45.696 --> 00:00:46.355 00:00:46.355 --> 00:00:47.627 00:00:47.627 --> 00:00:49.311 00:00:49.311 --> 00:00:50.900 00:00:50.900 --> 00:00:52.861 00:00:52.861 --> 00:00:53.200 00:00:53.200 --> 00:00:54.290 00:00:54.290 --> 00:00:55.173 00:00:55.173 --> 00:00:56.736 00:00:56.736 --> 00:00:58.267 00:00:58.267 --> 00:00:58.923 00:00:58.923 --> 00:01:00.641 00:01:00.641 --> 00:01:01.577 00:01:01.577 --> 00:01:02.821 00:01:02.821 --> 00:01:03.253 00:01:03.253 --> 00:01:03.876 00:01:03.876 --> 00:01:04.525 00:01:04.525 --> 00:01:05.197 00:01:05.197 --> 00:01:06.316 00:01:06.316 --> 00:01:07.445 00:01:07.445 --> 00:01:08.329 00:01:08.329 --> 00:01:09.437 00:01:09.437 --> 00:01:10.179 00:01:10.179 --> 00:01:11.127 00:01:11.127 --> 00:01:12.023 00:01:12.023 --> 00:01:13.011 00:01:13.011 --> 00:01:14.037 00:01:14.037 --> 00:01:14.715 00:01:14.715 --> 00:01:16.297 00:01:17.989 --> 00:01:18.457 00:01:18.457 --> 00:01:19.235 00:01:19.235 --> 00:01:19.843 00:01:19.843 --> 00:01:20.761 00:01:20.761 --> 00:01:21.757 00:01:21.757 --> 00:01:22.432 00:01:22.432 --> 00:01:23.612 00:01:23.612 --> 00:01:24.346 00:01:24.346 --> 00:01:25.646 00:01:25.646 --> 00:01:26.310 00:01:26.310 --> 00:01:27.368 00:01:27.368 --> 00:01:29.252 00:01:29.252 --> 00:01:30.127 00:01:30.127 --> 00:01:31.087 00:01:31.087 --> 00:01:32.040 00:01:32.040 --> 00:01:33.690 00:01:33.690 --> 00:01:35.507 00:01:35.507 --> 00:01:37.362 00:01:37.362 --> 00:01:38.798 00:01:38.798 --> 00:01:40.615 00:01:40.615 --> 00:01:41.688 00:01:41.688 --> 00:01:42.620 00:01:42.620 --> 00:01:43.727 00:01:43.727 --> 00:01:44.396 00:01:44.396 --> 00:01:45.466 00:01:45.466 --> 00:01:46.492 00:01:46.492 --> 00:01:47.352 00:01:47.352 --> 00:01:48.343 00:01:48.343 --> 00:01:49.999 00:01:49.999 --> 00:01:51.796 00:01:51.796 --> 00:01:53.779 00:01:53.779 --> 00:01:54.865 00:01:54.865 --> 00:01:56.297 00:01:56.297 --> 00:01:58.102 00:01:58.102 --> 00:01:59.761 00:01:59.761 --> 00:02:01.571 00:02:01.571 --> 00:02:02.728 00:02:02.728 --> 00:02:03.714 00:02:03.714 --> 00:02:04.575 00:02:04.575 --> 00:02:05.621 00:02:05.621 --> 00:02:07.222 00:02:07.222 --> 00:02:08.314 00:02:08.314 --> 00:02:09.202 00:02:09.202 --> 00:02:10.181 00:02:10.181 --> 00:02:11.506 00:02:11.831 --> 00:02:13.351 00:02:13.351 --> 00:02:15.257 00:02:15.257 --> 00:02:17.979