let me just step right in
I got things to invent
I'm an innovator baby
change the world
Fortune 500 'fore you kissed a girl
I'm a pimp you're a nerd
I'm slick you're cheesy
beating you is Apple II easy
I make the product
that the artist chooses
and the GUI that Melinda uses
I need a bring up some basic shit
why'd you name your company
after your dick?
you blow, Jobs
you arrogant prick
with your second hand jeans
and your turtleneck
I'll drill a hole in the middle
of your bony head
with your own little spinning
beach ball of death
Hippie
you got given up at birth
I give away your net worth
to AIDS research
combine all your little toys
and I still crush that
iPhone
iPad
iPwn
iSmack
a man uses the machines you build
to sit down and pay his taxes
a man uses the machines I build
to listen to the Beatles
while he relaxes
well Steve
you steal all the credit
for work that other people do
did your fat beard Wozniak
write these raps for you too?
Ooo
everybody knows Windows
bit off Apple
I tripled the profits on a PC
all the people with the power to create
use an Apple
and people with jobs use PC
you know I bet they made
this beat on an Apple
nope
Fruity Loops
PC
you will never
ever catch a virus on Apple
well you can still afford a doctor
if you bought a PC
let's talk about doctors
I've seen a few
cause I got a PC
but it wasn't from you
I built a legacy son
you could never stop it
now excuse me
while I turn heaven a profit
fine
you wanna be like that
die then
the whole world loved you
but you were my friend
I'm alone now
with nothing but power and time
and no one on earth
who can challenge my mind
I'm a boss
I own DOS
your future is my design
I'm a God
own Xbox
now there's no one can stop me
the world is mine
I'm sorry Bill
I'm afraid I can't let you do that
take a look at your history
everything you built leads up to me
I got the power of a mind
you could never be
I'll beat your ass in chess
and Jeopardy
I'm running C plus plus
saying hello world
I'll beat you til you're singing
'bout a daisy girl
I'm coming out the socket
nothing you can do can stop it
I'm on your lap and in your pocket
how you gonna shoot me down
when I guide the rocket?
your cortex just doesn't impress me
so go ahead try to Turing test me
I stomp on a mac and a PC too
I'm on Linux bitch
I thought you GNU
my CPU's hot
but my core runs cold
beat you in seventeen lines of code
I think different from the engine
of the days of old
hasta la vista
like the Terminator told ya
who won?
who's next?
you decide