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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.12,0:00:04.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me where is the Haute Couture range
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.63,0:00:10.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah the vintage clothing store
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.06,0:00:13.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to peruse the rails of yesteryear's glad rags
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.44,0:00:14.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not shopping here
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.44,0:00:15.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.19,0:00:17.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,popping in on the way to the opera
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.67,0:00:19.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.04,0:00:20.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How wonderfully ironic
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.72,0:00:22.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How tastefully gauche
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.42,0:00:24.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How deliciously coy
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.52,0:00:27.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so what brings you here to this hall of
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.25,0:00:28.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,forlorn toggery
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.94,0:00:30.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The shop?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.91,0:00:31.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes indeed
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.82,0:00:34.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh I'm just looking for something to wear to a party
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.11,0:00:35.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this weekend
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.01,0:00:35.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah what's the theme?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.97,0:00:37.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,French Revolution?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.36,0:00:38.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oscar Wilde?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.50,0:00:40.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wiemar Republic?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.34,0:00:42.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't normally buy off the peg
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.86,0:00:44.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but since I'm here
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.13,0:00:45.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's worth a look isn't?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.52,0:00:46.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah why not
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.79,0:00:48.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mmmm no
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.17,0:00:48.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No no no
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.94,0:00:50.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not with your complexion
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.76,0:00:53.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah the uniform of the village tough
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.78,0:00:56.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,be donned in the epidermis
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.74,0:00:59.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of our beloved herd animal
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.24,0:01:00.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,brings out your eyes
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.36,0:01:02.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh what do you think of this?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.83,0:01:03.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.57,0:01:04.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeah it looks good on you
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.59,0:01:05.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh no no no not for me
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.100,0:01:06.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no I wouldn't be caught dead in it
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.80,0:01:08.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for you
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.31,0:01:09.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes it really
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.23,0:01:10.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,really brings out your tired skin
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.74,0:01:11.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.97,0:01:14.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of course I could buy these on the high street but
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.42,0:01:16.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm here so
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.66,0:01:17.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,why not
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.23,0:01:17.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This here
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.96,0:01:19.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.55,0:01:20.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't really like that
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.54,0:01:21.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well this is Stella McCartney
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.68,0:01:24.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah yeah I just wouldn't really wear something like that so
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.53,0:01:26.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well it's my treat
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.71,0:01:27.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well I mean if you're paying
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.78,0:01:29.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh no no no the advice
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.44,0:01:30.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is the treat
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.44,0:01:33.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So when is the soiree?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.60,0:01:34.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.74,0:01:35.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Saturday
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.24,0:01:36.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah well you are in luck
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.78,0:01:38.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've just had a cancellation this Saturday
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.99,0:01:41.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Madam Butterfly has been postponed
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.37,0:01:42.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.18,0:01:43.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So if you're looking for someone to
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.98,0:01:46.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,talk your guests through the wine pairings
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.45,0:01:47.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No thanks
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.28,0:01:47.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm available
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.92,0:01:48.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No thank you
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.90,0:01:49.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.89,0:01:51.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Could I use the lavatory?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.33,0:01:52.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's for staff only
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.39,0:01:54.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes well I'm on my way to the opera
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.65,0:01:56.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I could really do with a shower
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.16,0:01:58.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah I'll go with these here thanks
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.33,0:01:59.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah excellent choice
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.86,0:02:00.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for the soiree?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.74,0:02:02.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes it's a fancy dress so
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.56,0:02:04.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going as a prick
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.28,0:02:05.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doomdah
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.91,0:02:07.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're also going on tour
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.67,0:02:08.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where are we going lads
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.75,0:02:20.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doomdah