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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You may have seen a few people test Flex Seal™ on a bucket, but you've never seen anything like MINE!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.02,0:00:07.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(MaD MaN's lAuGh)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.44,0:00:13.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(THE SOUNDS OF MURDER)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.74,0:00:16.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a lotta damage, how about a little more!?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.54,0:00:20.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(ThE SoUnDs oF A MaN WhO HaS LoSt aLl cOnNeCtIoN To lIfE)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.06,0:00:28.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HHEHAHAHA!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.06,0:00:31.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,N O W T H A T ' S A L O T T A D A M A M A G E !
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.84,0:00:34.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,H O W A B O U T A L I T T L E M O R E ! ?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.10,0:01:03.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,War Never Changes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.38,0:01:06.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're gonna knock 'em dead at the Veteran's Hall tonight hon.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.72,0:01:07.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You think?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.98,0:01:12.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NOICE
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.24,0:01:15.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gud Morning! Vault-Tec Calling!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.80,0:01:23.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...Nuclear detonations in New York and...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.80,0:01:24.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OMG
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.46,0:01:25.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,W-We need to get to the Vault...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.24,0:01:27.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(0 0 F)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.18,0:01:30.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oH GoD... Oh gOd... oH GoD!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.52,0:01:32.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...Better Future, Underground! (I THINK NOT)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.66,0:01:34.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'M NOT GIVING YOU SHAUN!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.12,0:01:34.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BOOM
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.54,0:01:47.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,⚠️NEVER ATTEMPT THIS! PHIL HAS GONE TOO FAR, HE HAS SNIFFED TOO MUCH FLEX GLUE!⚠️
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.66,0:01:48.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(GO TIME)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.06,0:01:58.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK then, let's stick together 🐶
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.92,0:02:18.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Grab that Laser Musket and HELP US! PLEASE!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.48,0:02:50.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,H o W a B o U t A l I t T l E m O r E ! ?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.12,0:03:26.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Stabbin' Time)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.86,0:03:36.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(rawr xd)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.64,0:03:40.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(B I G G E R 0 0 F)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.32,0:03:56.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(B I G S P L O D E Y)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.50,0:04:03.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A Weapon, to Surpass Metal ⚙️
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.36,0:04:12.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(A N O T H E R 0 0 F)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.24,0:04:28.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, I don't know who you are but...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.88,0:04:29.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Preston Garvey
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.70,0:04:30.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Commonwealth MinuteMen
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.44,0:04:33.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can rip the Mini Gun right off the Vertebird.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.36,0:04:35.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mini Gun?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.78,0:04:36.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,N O W W E ' R E T A L K I N
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.92,0:04:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You hand over everything you got in them pockets, or ACCIDENTS start HAPPENIN'.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.00,0:04:55.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Screw You Finn)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.80,0:05:16.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DAMMIT!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.10,0:05:17.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,COME IN!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.34,0:05:19.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I KNOW YOU'RE LISTENING ON THE OTHER END...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.10,0:05:21.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll Find Her
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.46,0:05:35.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think I know where Kasumi went. A place called...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.68,0:05:36.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,F A R H A R B O R ? ? ?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.68,0:05:39.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(ebic 😳)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.42,0:05:43.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,R U Lost? This is Far Harbor...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.62,0:05:52.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Shmack)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.40,0:05:54.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,B A D
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.88,0:06:00.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(T H E B I G G E S T 0 0 F)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.40,0:06:19.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,#1 VICTORY ROYALE
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.32,0:06:26.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's See What You Have ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.66,0:06:27.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of Course ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.62,0:06:40.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.80,0:06:41.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,H E R E W E G O...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.96,0:06:42.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,3...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.74,0:06:43.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,2...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.52,0:06:44.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,1...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.16,0:06:45.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,:O
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.24,0:06:50.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I T J U S T W O R K S
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.56,0:06:53.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Oh Boy)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.50,0:07:07.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Time for a 2nd Nuclear War)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.14,0:07:08.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(L A R G E R 0 0 F)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.60,0:07:26.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Weapons of Mass Destruction)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.84,0:07:32.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.24,0:07:34.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(T H E F I N A L 0 0 F)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.40,0:07:50.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Hello viewer! My name is Synthetic_ZNX. I was honestly feeling bored as all hell and decided to make captions for one of my favorite ymfah videos. If you liked this, make sure to check out some of his other work, and if you want to, consider subscribing!)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.78,0:07:52.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bai :)