Hey!

Hey!

Some people are waiting on your shop to open!

(Yes it's the special late-night opening)

(I hope I'm not late)

(yes please come in)

(just let me look at this)

(yes they're all different, just pick the one you prefer)

(thank you so much for your visit)

Good evening,

and welcome to the Middle-Earth artisan shop.

Please make yourself comfortable,

I've just made myself a cup of tea.

Would you like some?

It is the special Rivendell blend,

with honeysuckle, rose

and bergamot.

Alright, please feel free

to take a first look around in the meantime,

I will be right back.

And here is your cup,

it's a bit hot.

Have you been here before?

Not sure?

Well here we sell Middle-Earth themed items

all handcrafted by artists

and made of natural materials.

ANd most of them you will barely find

anywhere else, so you can consider this place

as some kind of treasure chest.

So what brings you here?

So you are kind of planning

a thematic week-end with

a couple of friends, that's it?

So enjoying tavern-styled meals,

watching the Lord of the Rings movies at night,

and listening to some of Enya's music, perhaps?

Well, you know how to live.

So I'm here to guide you

and help you find the perfect items

to make your immersive week-end memorable.

Let's look at this in order.

First of all, you might want to set the atmosphere.

So I would suggest a few wall decorations

or even just one

and maybe some candles.

You can never go wrong with candles.

Let's start with that if you'd like.

I have a full collection

of wonderfully scented candles.

Is there any scent you particularly like?

Alright, I will show you my favourites.

And here are 3 options.

One,

two,

and three.

First one: a ride through Rohan.

This one smells like you're travelling

through wild grassy plains

along with the famous horse masters.

There are accents of musk, sandalwood

and fresh grass.

Close your eyes,

and you'll find yourself

riding a beautiful stallion on a sunny day

looking for your next adventure.

Another one:

Under the party tree.

I really like this one.

It smells like you're having a good time

with good food and good music

with your hobbit friends.

With notes of pipe tobacco,

apple and bourbon,

which is a very rich and interesting fragrance,

quite uncommon.

And finally, here is a more original one:

Doriath memories.

With this one you'll take a long

and peaceful walk under majestic trees.

And if you close your eyes hard enough

you might meet an elf or two.

This one smells of cedar, cashmere wood

and cherry.

With very earthy and yet quite light scents.

These two?

Great choice.

And now would you like to consider

some art for your walls?

I have so many prints here

from the most talented artists.

Some are world-renowned but some

are more in a niche

but really deserve to be known.

What kind of art do you usually

like or hang in your home?

Traditional paintings, sketches,

computer graphics, tapestries?

I see.

And what is your favourite land

or place in Middle-Earth?

Alright, come on this side of the counter

you'll take a look with me.

So here I have many displayed versions,

we have all of them

in brand new condition right here.

So...

Oh let me show you this one

we received a few days ago.

"The doors of Hobbiton".

These were drawn by Daniel Falconer

who actually worked

on the Peter Jackson's movies.

It includes about 14 different hobbits doors,

each one with its own features

and character.

With a very cottagecore feeling.

It's lovely, isn't it?

I can also suggest something more classic,

from John Howe,

who is one of the concept artists of the movies

but who has been illustrating Tolkien's books

since the late 70s.

For example...

"Ulmo, lord of waters",

featuring the mighty king of the sea.

This painting was initially made

for a book cover

but I find it really interesting

because the rather simple composition

just makes the character stand out

even more.

Alright, what else?

Oh I have fallen for this one.

This is a print of original art

made by a very talented calligrapher

featuring one of Tolkien's

many famous quotations

with a very charming design.

And it's printed on the most beautiful paper.

Are there any of these you like?

The calligraphy one?

We have 2 others, which one?

Very good choice, let me find it.

Next, let's talk about food.

Have you planned any

specific meals for your special week-end?

What about hobbit food?

I have a few simple hobbit's recipes

which look like they came straight

from Middle-Earth.

Would you like to have a look at them?

Good.

What about these?

Potatoe stew,

great to use potatoes and leftover veggies.

Roasted mushrooms.

Wild mushrooms are always the best.

And dwaling apple pie.

It sounds so comforting right?

Hobbits know their way

when it comes to food.

And later, you can also frame these

for your walls.

Now, would you like a piece

of hobbitish crockery to go with your meals?

We have very fine handcrafted

mugs and plates

which even Bilbo himself

would love to have in his kitchen.

Yes a mug is always good

to have at hand for any occasion.

Which color do you like?

We have deep blue

with the white tree of Gondor,

or the One Ring quote.

Something more earthy.

Or two-tones, with a rounder shape.

Tell me.

This one here?

Oh yes this one is my favourite as well.

It is made by hand of course

so each piece is slightly different

from the others.

Just be sure to wash it by hand

so you can keep it

for a very long time.

It's the perfect piece

for a good cup of tea

or something a little bit stronger.

Now you have:

a wall art print,

candles,

recipes,

something to drink

a comforting beverage in.

Is there anything else

you'd like to consider for your special week-end?

Middle-Earth clothing?

But not too expensive, I understand.

What I would suggest in that case

would be just an accessory.

Something you could wear

during your week-end but also

in your daily life.

Like a bag, gloves, or a scarf.

Yes it is still a bit chilly these days.

Let me show you something beautiful.

So,

this is the exact Replica

of Gandalf the Grey's scarf

as seen in the Hobbit movies.

This is made of the finest New-Zealand wool

traditionally woven directly on one

of the oldest looms in the country

dating back to the end of the 19th century.

It is a little bit shiny

because, that is the secret,

there are some tiny bits of mithril in it.

But you will not find a softer fabric

in the whole world.

It will last a lifetime if not many.

Would you like to try it on?

Let me help you.

And here we go.

Yes you can perfectly wear it

while watching the movies.

It's a little bit like wearing a scarf

from our favourite team

while watching a sport game.

Yes, this softness is quite uncommon.

How does it feel?

Good, let me take it.

I'm going to wrap it

with the other items you've chosen.

Feel free to see if anything else

catches your eye

while I'm taking care of these.

Everything is here.

Now let me prepare your bill.

I'm going to ask you

for some information.

So, your name please?

Your address?

And now, just let me offer you

a little something

just to thank you for your visit.

This is the Shire tea blend,

to enjoy with your hobbit cup.

It's mainly composed of

blackberry leaves,

lemon balm,

rose hips

and marigold flowers.

It has a very refreshing taste

and it will take you on a journey

through green rolling hills

and along peaceful brooks.

Every time you enjoy a cup of this tea

you will remember how good life can be

when we focus on simple pleasures.

This is for you.

Thank you so much for your visit

and have a wonderful evening.

Namárië (goodbye).