WEBVTT 00:00:00.710 --> 00:00:02.659 - (tool) I got a gun. Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. 00:00:02.659 --> 00:00:04.404 Bang, bang. - (Ian) SHUT UP!!! 00:00:06.523 --> 00:00:08.147 - Looking good, cutie. Pew! Pew! 00:00:08.147 --> 00:00:10.742 (laughs) How you doin', my man? Pew! 00:00:10.742 --> 00:00:12.000 And what about you, bro? Pew! Pew! 00:00:12.000 --> 00:00:13.514 (gunshot) (bro shrieks) 00:00:14.454 --> 00:00:15.814 - What did you do? 00:00:17.414 --> 00:00:19.432 He's f*cking dead! 00:00:19.432 --> 00:00:21.704 - All I did was this. 00:00:21.704 --> 00:00:23.071 (gunshot) (man groans) 00:00:23.071 --> 00:00:24.760 - What the hell is going on? 00:00:24.760 --> 00:00:26.696 - Quick, I need one of you guys to call for help. 00:00:26.696 --> 00:00:28.105 - Who? - Yeah, which one of us? 00:00:28.105 --> 00:00:29.120 - I don't care! You! 00:00:29.120 --> 00:00:30.543 (gunshot) - OH GOD! 00:00:31.523 --> 00:00:33.011 Don't kill me, don't kill me. 00:00:33.011 --> 00:00:34.796 - I'm not gonna kill anyone. 00:00:34.796 --> 00:00:38.740 I just need you to call for help because I don't have a phone. 00:00:38.740 --> 00:00:39.560 - A what? 00:00:39.560 --> 00:00:40.832 - A phone! (gunshot) 00:00:41.442 --> 00:00:42.183 (thud) 00:00:49.023 --> 00:00:51.002 - What the f*ck is going on?! 00:00:51.002 --> 00:00:51.704 (gunshots) 00:00:51.704 --> 00:00:53.351 (people screech) 00:00:54.151 --> 00:00:54.983 (sigh) 00:00:56.793 --> 00:00:58.274 - Hey, Chet. 00:00:58.274 --> 00:01:00.046 Hey, buddy. 00:01:00.046 --> 00:01:02.434 Why don't we all just calm ourselves 00:01:02.434 --> 00:01:04.687 and put the guns down. 00:01:04.687 --> 00:01:07.593 - Well, Courtney, I'd love to, 00:01:07.593 --> 00:01:12.180 but the problem is... they're my fingers. 00:01:12.180 --> 00:01:14.712 - Okay, then just make a fist for me. 00:01:16.462 --> 00:01:18.770 - Okay. - (Courtney) Good. 00:01:18.770 --> 00:01:20.003 Now the other one. 00:01:22.003 --> 00:01:24.424 - Okay. What about my thumbs? 00:01:24.424 --> 00:01:25.316 - I'm sure they're fine. 00:01:25.316 --> 00:01:26.375 - Sweet! (gunshot) 00:01:26.375 --> 00:01:27.462 (bullet ricochets) 00:01:27.462 --> 00:01:28.454 (groan) 00:01:31.684 --> 00:01:32.483 - Mother f*cker! 00:01:32.483 --> 00:01:34.956 (battle cries) 00:01:34.956 --> 00:01:36.916 - All right, this is a robbery! 00:01:36.916 --> 00:01:38.522 Nobody move. 00:01:38.522 --> 00:01:40.617 - They look like they're already not moving. 00:01:40.617 --> 00:01:42.815 - Ah, they look very dead or sleepy. 00:01:42.815 --> 00:01:44.631 - Like an after-lunch food coma. 00:01:44.631 --> 00:01:46.367 - After lunch? It's only 10 AM. 00:01:46.367 --> 00:01:48.235 - So, like, a brunch? - Ah, yes. 00:01:48.235 --> 00:01:48.994 - No, no, no, no. 00:01:48.994 --> 00:01:51.915 Brunch happens after 11 AM, dumb ass. 00:01:51.915 --> 00:01:53.524 - (Chet thinking) This is my calling. 00:01:53.524 --> 00:01:55.831 God has blessed me with this power to stop 00:01:55.831 --> 00:01:58.750 my whole office from being robbed, 00:01:58.750 --> 00:02:00.680 even though I already killed everyone here. 00:02:00.680 --> 00:02:01.695 - Okay, okay, guys. 00:02:01.695 --> 00:02:04.397 Can we just agree that brunch happens after 10 AM, 00:02:04.397 --> 00:02:06.482 but before noon, okay? - Okay. 00:02:06.482 --> 00:02:09.295 - Hey, dick heads. (chuckles) 00:02:09.295 --> 00:02:11.003 Get ready to meet your maker. 00:02:12.613 --> 00:02:13.796 (chuckle) 00:02:15.106 --> 00:02:16.983 (all laugh) 00:02:16.983 --> 00:02:18.793 - Pew, pew! Pew, pew, pew, pew! 00:02:18.793 --> 00:02:20.411 - Stop, wait! 00:02:20.411 --> 00:02:22.335 We're faking it. - Wait, what? 00:02:22.335 --> 00:02:24.920 - Yeah, we were sick and tired of your finger gun bull sh*t, 00:02:24.920 --> 00:02:26.761 so we decided to teach you a lesson. 00:02:26.761 --> 00:02:29.265 - What about the blood and the gunshot sounds and everything? 00:02:29.265 --> 00:02:30.545 - I bought this clicker online. 00:02:30.545 --> 00:02:32.767 (gunshot) - And we all had fake blood packets. 00:02:32.767 --> 00:02:35.475 - And I peed my pants just to sell it more! 00:02:36.005 --> 00:02:37.165 (groans in disgust) 00:02:38.495 --> 00:02:41.171 - Wait, so I didn't really kill anyone? 00:02:41.171 --> 00:02:42.125 - No. 00:02:42.975 --> 00:02:44.062 - Good one, guys! 00:02:44.062 --> 00:02:44.871 (laughs) 00:02:44.871 --> 00:02:47.461 I mean, it was f*cked up, but that's a good one. 00:02:47.461 --> 00:02:48.782 - Gotcha! (laughter) 00:02:49.352 --> 00:02:50.674 - Okay, can you guys just hurry up 00:02:50.674 --> 00:02:52.302 because we really want to get to brunch. 00:02:52.302 --> 00:02:53.141 - We're very hungry. 00:02:53.141 --> 00:02:54.643 - Uh, it's, like, 10 AM. 00:02:54.643 --> 00:02:55.665 - Yeah, dude, what the f*ck? 00:02:55.665 --> 00:02:56.993 - (all) SHUT UP! 00:02:56.993 --> 00:02:59.550 - You know what? I've had it with your American talkie talkie. 00:02:59.550 --> 00:03:01.777 You guys are going to die now! 00:03:01.777 --> 00:03:03.692 Chick, chick, ka-boomie! 00:03:03.692 --> 00:03:05.434 Chick-kah-kah! Kah-boom! 00:03:05.434 --> 00:03:07.032 Chick-kah-kah! Kah-boom! 00:03:07.032 --> 00:03:09.091 What? Guys? It's not working! (laughter) 00:03:09.091 --> 00:03:10.092 It's not working! 00:03:10.092 --> 00:03:11.794 - I'm sorry, man! 00:03:11.794 --> 00:03:13.563 - We were messing with you the whole time. 00:03:13.563 --> 00:03:14.795 - You know, screw you guys! 00:03:14.795 --> 00:03:17.272 Sha-boom! Sha-boom! (laughter) 00:03:18.932 --> 00:03:20.538 - Everything is a lie! 00:03:20.538 --> 00:03:23.254 I'm just going to end it and you'll be so sorry! 00:03:23.254 --> 00:03:24.782 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 00:03:24.782 --> 00:03:25.867 (all) OH! 00:03:25.867 --> 00:03:27.147 (laughter) - Noooo! 00:03:27.147 --> 00:03:28.963 - You can try it again, but do this faster. 00:03:28.963 --> 00:03:30.172 - Okay, okay. 00:03:30.172 --> 00:03:32.097 (all laugh) 00:03:32.097 --> 00:03:34.603 - Okay, okay. Who wants brunch? 00:03:34.603 --> 00:03:35.725 - Yeah. - Yeah, sure. 00:03:35.725 --> 00:03:37.512 - Brunch sounds very good. - That sounds nice. 00:03:37.512 --> 00:03:40.356 - You keep doing what you are doing. - (muffled) All right. 00:03:40.356 --> 00:03:43.163 (mumbling) 00:03:43.163 --> 00:03:46.725 Ah. Ah, guys, I just realized what that looked like. 00:03:46.725 --> 00:03:48.155 GROSS! 00:03:48.155 --> 00:03:51.191 It's kind of funny, but it's gross. Ew. 00:03:51.191 --> 00:03:52.172 Bleh. 00:03:53.052 --> 00:03:54.452 - (Anthony) Hey, guys, thanks for subscribing. 00:03:54.452 --> 00:03:58.697 Click that little video on the left to watch bloopers from this video and this: 00:03:58.697 --> 00:04:01.144 - I'll make love to you 00:04:01.144 --> 00:04:03.446 Like you want me to 00:04:03.446 --> 00:04:05.391 - (Ian) And click the video on the right to check out our new show 00:04:05.391 --> 00:04:08.512 on Smosh2, featuring Noah, called Put It in My Mouth. 00:04:08.512 --> 00:04:09.212 (belches) 00:04:09.212 --> 00:04:10.381 - Uh, that was a natto burp. 00:04:10.381 --> 00:04:11.698 (repetitive belching) 00:04:11.698 --> 00:04:13.570 - (Anthony) And because we're really dumb and didn't search YouTube 00:04:13.570 --> 00:04:15.122 to see if anyone else did a video like this, 00:04:15.122 --> 00:04:17.572 our friends at The Warp Zone did a finger guns video too 00:04:17.572 --> 00:04:19.701 at the same office we shot in. 00:04:19.701 --> 00:04:22.904 Check out their video by clicking the link down in the description below. 00:04:22.904 --> 00:04:23.734 [captioned by www.facebook.com/subtitleyoutube]