WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:04.599 (crowd clapping) 00:00:04.599 --> 00:00:08.098 ♫ piano introduction ♫ 00:00:08.098 --> 00:00:10.576 Hey, uh, Kate Monster, you're a monster right? 00:00:10.576 --> 00:00:11.146 Yeah! 00:00:11.146 --> 00:00:13.536 And you know Trekkie Monster my neighbour, he's a monster. 00:00:13.536 --> 00:00:14.026 Right. 00:00:14.026 --> 00:00:15.926 So, are you two like, related? 00:00:15.937 --> 00:00:19.747 What?! Princeton! I find that racist! 00:00:19.747 --> 00:00:21.967 Oh! Oh! I'm sorry! I was just asking! 00:00:21.967 --> 00:00:26.397 Well! It's a touchy subject! No! Not all monsters are related! 00:00:26.397 --> 00:00:26.887 Oh. 00:00:26.887 --> 00:00:31.437 You know you should be much more careful when you're talking about the sensitive subject of race! 00:00:31.437 --> 00:00:33.967 Yeah... well.. Well, look who's talking! 00:00:33.967 --> 00:00:34.967 What do you mean? 00:00:34.967 --> 00:00:38.047 Well, you're the one who's always complaining because your students are always cursing! 00:00:38.047 --> 00:00:40.107 Yeah, well they get that from rap. 00:00:40.107 --> 00:00:41.107 Ha ha ha ha! 00:00:41.107 --> 00:00:43.627 ♫ You're a little bit racist ♫ 00:00:44.004 --> 00:00:46.644 ♫ Well you're a little bit too! ♫ 00:00:46.646 --> 00:00:49.346 ♫ I guess we're both a little bit racist ♫ 00:00:49.346 --> 00:00:51.738 ♫ Admitting it is not an easy thing to do... ♫ 00:00:51.738 --> 00:00:52.978 ♫ But I guess it's true ♫ 00:00:52.988 --> 00:00:54.609 ♫ Between me and you, I think ♫ 00:00:54.609 --> 00:01:05.039 ♫ Everyone's a little bit racist, sometimes Doesn't mean we go around committing hate crimes ♫ 00:01:05.039 --> 00:01:10.289 ♫ Look around and you will find No one's really color blind ♫ 00:01:10.289 --> 00:01:15.739 ♫ Maybe it's a fact We all should face ♫ 00:01:15.740 --> 00:01:20.040 ♫ Everyone makes judgements Based on race ♫ 00:01:20.040 --> 00:01:23.690 Now not big judgments, like who to hire or who to buy a newspaper from 00:01:23.690 --> 00:01:24.211 Nooo... 00:01:24.211 --> 00:01:28.751 No, just little judgments, like thinking that Mexican busboys should learn to speak freaking English! 00:01:28.751 --> 00:01:29.501 Right! 00:01:29.501 --> 00:01:40.101 Everyone's a little bit racist, today. So, everyone's a little bit racist, okay! 00:01:40.101 --> 00:01:45.281 Ethinic jokes might be uncouth, But you laugh because they're based on truth. 00:01:45.281 --> 00:01:54.921 Don't take them as personal attacks. Everyone enjoys them - so relax! 00:01:54.921 --> 00:01:56.281 All right, stop me if you've heard this one. 00:01:56.281 --> 00:01:56.891 Okay! 00:01:56.891 --> 00:02:01.501 There's a plane going down and there's only one parachute. And there's a rabbi, a priest... 00:02:01.501 --> 00:02:02.781 And a black guy! 00:02:02.781 --> 00:02:04.141 Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Kate? 00:02:04.141 --> 00:02:04.981 Ooh... 00:02:04.981 --> 00:02:06.961 You were telling a black joke! 00:02:06.961 --> 00:02:09.417 Well, sure, Gary, but lots of people tell black jokes. 00:02:09.417 --> 00:02:09.917 I don't. 00:02:09.917 --> 00:02:14.517 Well, of course you don't, you're black! But I bet you tell Polish jokes, right? 00:02:14.517 --> 00:02:18.337 Well, sure I do. Those stupid Polish people! Ha ha ha ha! 00:02:18.337 --> 00:02:20.547 Hey guys! What are you laughing about? 00:02:20.547 --> 00:02:21.427 Racism! 00:02:21.427 --> 00:02:22.227 Cool! 00:02:22.227 --> 00:02:23.477 BRIAN! Come back here! 00:02:23.477 --> 00:02:25.357 You take out lecycuraburs! 00:02:25.357 --> 00:02:26.687 What's that mean? 00:02:26.687 --> 00:02:27.703 Um, recyclables. 00:02:27.703 --> 00:02:28.470 Ha ha ha ha! 00:02:28.470 --> 00:02:31.726 Hey, don't laugh at her! How many languages do you speak? 00:02:31.726 --> 00:02:33.917 Oh, come off it, Brian! 00:02:34.527 --> 00:02:36.917 ♫ Everyone's a little bit racist ♫ 00:02:36.917 --> 00:02:37.917 I'm not! 00:02:37.917 --> 00:02:38.547 Oh no? 00:02:38.547 --> 00:02:39.207 Nope! 00:02:39.857 --> 00:02:43.037 ♫ How many Oriental wives have you got? ♫ 00:02:43.037 --> 00:02:44.597 What? Brian! 00:02:44.837 --> 00:02:49.807 ♫ Brian, buddy, where you been? The term is Asian-American! ♫ 00:02:49.807 --> 00:02:51.627 I'm sorry honey! I love you! 00:02:51.627 --> 00:02:52.607 And I love you! 00:02:52.607 --> 00:02:54.507 But you're racist too. 00:02:54.507 --> 00:02:55.917 Yes! I know. 00:02:55.917 --> 00:03:01.017 ♫ The Jews have all the money And the whites have all the power ♫ 00:03:01.017 --> 00:03:06.417 ♫ And I'm always in taxi-cab With driver who no shower! ♫ 00:03:06.417 --> 00:03:07.037 Me too! 00:03:07.197 --> 00:03:07.727 Me too! 00:03:07.727 --> 00:03:09.447 I can't even get a taxi! 00:03:09.447 --> 00:03:23.427 ♫ Everyone's a little bit racist, it's true. But everyone is just about as racist as you! ♫ 00:03:23.427 --> 00:03:29.697 ♫ If we all could just admit That we are racist, a little bit ♫ 00:03:29.697 --> 00:03:42.907 ♫ And everyone stopped being so PC Maybe we could live in - harmony! ♫ 00:03:42.907 --> 00:03:45.177 Evlyone's a ritter bit lacist! 00:03:45.177 --> 00:03:49.177 (crowd cheering)