Dude, what's going on here?

All right...

Royal flush, my friend!

What you got, huh?

[opponent shows 4 aces]

Wait a second!

Are you cheating right now?

Because there's only supposed to be 4 aces!

And there's 5!

I trusted you, you cheater!

The heck!

Why don't you go out
and do something with your life, huh?

Like your brother,

he went out there
and he made a cool web site.

It's cool.

On the internet,
now he's making money!

Egg-up dot com, baby! Yeah!

Stupid game, anyway!

I hate you!