Dude, what's going on here?
All right...
Royal flush, my friend!
What you got, huh?
[opponent shows 4 aces]
Wait a second!
Are you cheating right now?
Because there's only supposed to be 4 aces!
And there's 5!
I trusted you, you cheater!
The heck!
Why don't you go out and do something with your life, huh?
Like your brother,
he went out there and he made a cool web site.
It's cool.
On the internet, now he's making money!
Egg-up dot com, baby! Yeah!
Stupid game, anyway!
I hate you!