Let's see what's going on here...
All right...
Royal flush, my friend.
What you got?
Huh?
...Wait a second.
Are you cheating right now?
Because there's only supposed to be FOUR ACES!
And there's five!
I trusted you!
CHEATER!
THE HECK?!
Why don't you go out and do something
with your life, huh?
Like your brother, he went out there and
he made a cool website.
It's cool!
On the internet, and now he's making money,
EggUP.com, baby!
YEAH!
Stupid game anyway!
I HATE YOU!
(music)