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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.60,0:00:09.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, no !
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.38,0:00:10.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Waiter!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.34,0:00:14.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just a moment, sir!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.98,0:00:16.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahh, waiter !
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.02,0:00:20.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not now, sir!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.89,0:00:25.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, sir! Waiter at your service, sir!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.26,0:00:28.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup, could you do something about it?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.03,0:00:30.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There is a fly in your soup in this establishment?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.94,0:00:33.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I should do something about it instantaneously, sir!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.77,0:00:36.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, sir, a fly in your soup!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.51,0:00:39.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I should take care of that!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.10,0:00:42.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes. Let’s see, a fly in your soup. Are you sure it’s a fly, not a noodle or maybe a piece of hair?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.06,0:00:44.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me see, I am looking in the soup, sir!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.58,0:00:46.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I do not see a fly in the soup.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.76,0:00:53.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no, waiter, I believe I said IN the soup, and you’re looking UNDER the soup!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.06,0:00:58.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, arr… I knew that! I knew that! Anybody knows that!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.13,0:01:00.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I knew I was looking UNDER the soup but not IN the soup!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.70,0:01:03.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, I will now look IN the soup!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.41,0:01:03.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you, thank you!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.67,0:01:04.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, all right!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.38,0:01:05.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, thank you!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.68,0:01:06.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right! In the soup!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.91,0:01:16.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me see… here, little fly… I’m looking in the soup, sir, and I do not see a fly…
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.49,0:01:18.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Waiter, you’re looking next to my soup!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.76,0:01:20.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The fly isn’t next to my soup!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.49,0:01:24.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The fly is in my soup!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.23,0:01:27.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, of course! Of course it is in the soup!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.40,0:01:28.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, of course!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.02,0:01:31.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You might excuse me of not knowing what NEXT TO and IN mean!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.31,0:01:33.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course!\NAll right!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.04,0:01:34.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will look in the soup now!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.32,0:01:35.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.25,0:01:37.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For this supposed fly!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.95,0:01:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, in the soup!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.00,0:01:42.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, fly!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.72,0:01:43.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Little fly!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.79,0:01:46.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Too little fly!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.79,0:01:50.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now I’m looking in the soup and I do not see a fly, sir, I think you are mistaken!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.57,0:01:52.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no, no, you’re looking on my soup!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.48,0:01:58.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You see, the fly isn’t on my soup, it’s not under my soup, it’s not next to my soup!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.40,0:02:02.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The fly is in my soup and you ever even looked in my soup!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.42,0:02:04.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You looked everywhere but in my soup!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.50,0:02:06.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But, but, but, sir, where do you want to fly?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.87,0:02:08.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don’t want to fly anywhere!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.82,0:02:11.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why did you ask for a bowl of fly soup?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.06,0:02:14.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn’t ask for a bowl of fly soup!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.82,0:02:18.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You should’ve asked for a bowl of soup and said: Oh, the flies!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.36,0:02:25.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Will you bring me another bowl of soup?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.09,0:02:28.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The customer is always right!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.89,0:02:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.00,0:02:33.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You’re welcome, sir! Should bring you another bowl of soup!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.48,0:02:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.00,0:02:50.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Twelve thousand restaurants, I don’t know why I have to come to this one!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.67,0:02:52.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, sir, all right, sir!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.85,0:02:56.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think, I think I shall be making you very happy with this!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.80,0:02:59.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here you are! A special soup of the day.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.40,0:03:01.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, what kind of soup is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.09,0:03:01.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cream of mosquito!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.09,0:03:11.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cream of mosquito!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.31,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where’s my tip?