1 00:00:02,603 --> 00:00:09,378 Ah, no ! 2 00:00:09,378 --> 00:00:10,345 Waiter! 3 00:00:10,345 --> 00:00:14,984 Just a moment, sir! 4 00:00:14,984 --> 00:00:16,019 Ahh, waiter ! 5 00:00:16,019 --> 00:00:20,891 Not now, sir! 6 00:00:20,891 --> 00:00:25,263 Yes, sir! Waiter at your service, sir! 7 00:00:25,263 --> 00:00:28,033 Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup, could you do something about it? 8 00:00:28,033 --> 00:00:30,936 There is a fly in your soup in this establishment? 9 00:00:30,936 --> 00:00:33,773 I should do something about it instantaneously, sir! 10 00:00:33,773 --> 00:00:36,509 Yes, sir, a fly in your soup! 11 00:00:36,509 --> 00:00:39,097 I should take care of that! 12 00:00:39,097 --> 00:00:42,065 Yes. Let’s see, a fly in your soup. Are you sure it’s a fly, not a noodle or maybe a piece of hair? 13 00:00:42,065 --> 00:00:44,585 Let me see, I am looking in the soup, sir! 14 00:00:44,585 --> 00:00:46,755 I do not see a fly in the soup. 15 00:00:46,755 --> 00:00:53,062 No, no, waiter, I believe I said IN the soup, and you’re looking UNDER the soup! 16 00:00:53,062 --> 00:00:58,134 Oh, arr… I knew that! I knew that! Anybody knows that! 17 00:00:58,134 --> 00:01:00,704 I knew I was looking UNDER the soup but not IN the soup! 18 00:01:00,704 --> 00:01:03,407 All right, I will now look IN the soup! 19 00:01:03,407 --> 00:01:03,674 Thank you, thank you! 20 00:01:03,674 --> 00:01:04,375 All right, all right! 21 00:01:04,375 --> 00:01:05,677 Yes, thank you! 22 00:01:05,677 --> 00:01:06,911 All right! In the soup! 23 00:01:06,911 --> 00:01:16,489 Let me see… here, little fly… I’m looking in the soup, sir, and I do not see a fly… 24 00:01:16,489 --> 00:01:18,759 Waiter, you’re looking next to my soup! 25 00:01:18,759 --> 00:01:20,494 The fly isn’t next to my soup! 26 00:01:20,494 --> 00:01:24,232 The fly is in my soup! 27 00:01:24,232 --> 00:01:27,402 Well, of course! Of course it is in the soup! 28 00:01:27,402 --> 00:01:28,017 Yes, of course! 29 00:01:28,017 --> 00:01:31,307 You might excuse me of not knowing what NEXT TO and IN mean! 30 00:01:31,307 --> 00:01:33,042 Of course! All right! 31 00:01:33,042 --> 00:01:34,319 I will look in the soup now! 32 00:01:34,319 --> 00:01:35,248 Thank you! 33 00:01:35,248 --> 00:01:37,948 For this supposed fly! 34 00:01:37,948 --> 00:01:41,001 All right, in the soup! 35 00:01:41,001 --> 00:01:42,725 Oh, fly! 36 00:01:42,725 --> 00:01:43,793 Little fly! 37 00:01:43,793 --> 00:01:46,791 Too little fly! 38 00:01:46,791 --> 00:01:50,573 Now I’m looking in the soup and I do not see a fly, sir, I think you are mistaken! 39 00:01:50,573 --> 00:01:52,477 No, no, no, you’re looking on my soup! 40 00:01:52,477 --> 00:01:58,405 You see, the fly isn’t on my soup, it’s not under my soup, it’s not next to my soup! 41 00:01:58,405 --> 00:02:02,416 The fly is in my soup and you ever even looked in my soup! 42 00:02:02,416 --> 00:02:04,505 You looked everywhere but in my soup! 43 00:02:04,505 --> 00:02:06,874 But, but, but, sir, where do you want to fly? 44 00:02:06,874 --> 00:02:08,824 I don’t want to fly anywhere! 45 00:02:08,824 --> 00:02:11,062 Why did you ask for a bowl of fly soup? 46 00:02:11,062 --> 00:02:14,815 I didn’t ask for a bowl of fly soup! 47 00:02:14,815 --> 00:02:18,361 You should’ve asked for a bowl of soup and said: Oh, the flies! 48 00:02:18,361 --> 00:02:25,087 Will you bring me another bowl of soup? 49 00:02:25,087 --> 00:02:28,886 The customer is always right! 50 00:02:28,886 --> 00:02:30,001 Thank you! 51 00:02:30,001 --> 00:02:33,484 You’re welcome, sir! Should bring you another bowl of soup! 52 00:02:33,484 --> 00:02:41,005 Good! 53 00:02:41,005 --> 00:02:50,667 Twelve thousand restaurants, I don’t know why I have to come to this one! 54 00:02:50,667 --> 00:02:52,849 All right, sir, all right, sir! 55 00:02:52,849 --> 00:02:56,797 I think, I think I shall be making you very happy with this! 56 00:02:56,797 --> 00:02:59,397 Here you are! A special soup of the day. 57 00:02:59,397 --> 00:03:01,092 Ah, what kind of soup is that? 58 00:03:01,092 --> 00:03:01,092 Cream of mosquito! 59 00:03:01,092 --> 00:03:11,309 Cream of mosquito! 60 00:03:11,309 --> 99:59:59,999 Where’s my tip?