Ah, no !
Waiter!
Just a moment, sir!
Ahh, waiter !
Not now, sir!
Yes, sir! Waiter at your service, sir!
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup, could you do something about it?
There is a fly in your soup in this establishment?
I should do something about it instantaneously, sir!
Yes, sir, a fly in your soup!
I should take care of that!
Yes. Let’s see, a fly in your soup. Are you sure it’s a fly, not a noodle or maybe a piece of hair?
Let me see, I am looking in the soup, sir!
I do not see a fly in the soup.
No, no, waiter, I believe I said IN the soup, and you’re looking UNDER the soup!
Oh, arr… I knew that! I knew that! Anybody knows that!
I knew I was looking UNDER the soup but not IN the soup!
All right, I will now look IN the soup!
Thank you, thank you!
All right, all right!
Yes, thank you!
All right! In the soup!
Let me see… here, little fly… I’m looking in the soup, sir, and I do not see a fly…
Waiter, you’re looking next to my soup!
The fly isn’t next to my soup!
The fly is in my soup!
Well, of course! Of course it is in the soup!
Yes, of course!
You might excuse me of not knowing what NEXT TO and IN mean!
Of course! All right!
I will look in the soup now!
Thank you!
For this supposed fly!
All right, in the soup!
Oh, fly!
Little fly!
Too little fly!
Now I’m looking in the soup and I do not see a fly, sir, I think you are mistaken!
No, no, no, you’re looking on my soup!
You see, the fly isn’t on my soup, it’s not under my soup, it’s not next to my soup!
The fly is in my soup and you ever even looked in my soup!
You looked everywhere but in my soup!
But, but, but, sir, where do you want to fly?
I don’t want to fly anywhere!
Why did you ask for a bowl of fly soup?
I didn’t ask for a bowl of fly soup!
You should’ve asked for a bowl of soup and said: Oh, the flies!
Will you bring me another bowl of soup?
The customer is always right!
Thank you!
You’re welcome, sir! Should bring you another bowl of soup!
Good!
Twelve thousand restaurants, I don’t know why I have to come to this one!
All right, sir, all right, sir!
I think, I think I shall be making you very happy with this!
Here you are! A special soup of the day.
Ah, what kind of soup is that?
Cream of mosquito!
Where’s my tip?