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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:02.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Saw you on TV last night,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.22,0:00:04.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,saying it don’t phase you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.30,0:00:05.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quarentine Song\NPeter Hollens
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.06,0:00:08.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Out of your mind, out of your mind!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.33,0:00:10.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Laughed out loud inside a crowd,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.37,0:00:12.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like quarantine was fake news.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.11,0:00:15.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Open your eyes!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.94,0:00:16.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Might need to,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.78,0:00:18.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,1. Don't leave your home.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.62,0:00:20.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know you can’t be leaving \Ntill the germs are gone.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.73,0:00:22.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,2. Don't meet with friends.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.64,0:00:24.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our groups need to have less than 10.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.02,0:00:26.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,3. Do what you can.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.75,0:00:27.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know we need each other
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.84,0:00:29.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when we wake up in the morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.57,0:00:30.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Until we understand,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.97,0:00:32.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you know that this could
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.22,0:00:33.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,get real bad…
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.76,0:00:34.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You’re at a party
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.65,0:00:35.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that you shouldn’t be at.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.04,0:00:37.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Think you wanna
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.04,0:00:38.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,live it up today, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.13,0:00:39.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You say that
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.13,0:00:41.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you just want to party!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.75,0:00:44.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don’t mind if you get sick,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.68,0:00:45.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,anyway.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.55,0:00:47.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I don't care,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.95,0:00:49.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you think it’s crazy, yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.13,0:00:52.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Corona won’t just disappear!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.83,0:00:54.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you're hanging in crowds,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.03,0:00:56.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,think you’re better than everybody!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.74,0:00:59.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can save so many lives,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.89,0:01:00.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you stay home,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.87,0:01:01.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,baby, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.52,0:01:08.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,GOT TO STAY…
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.18,0:01:10.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...Inside now
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.04,0:01:11.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so we can stop the spread!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.89,0:01:13.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,GOT TO STAY...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.39,0:01:16.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...At our homes and work remote instead!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.15,0:01:18.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,GOT TO STAY…
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.75,0:01:21.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...Healthy so the virus
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.61,0:01:22.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will be dead!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.49,0:01:23.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,GOT TO STAY…
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.79,0:01:24.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,**I move away from \Nothers to breath in.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.98,0:01:27.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...Alone together, we can stop the spread.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.69,0:01:28.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.96,0:01:30.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m stayin’ inside
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.83,0:01:32.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,avoiding big groups.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.17,0:01:34.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Working from home and watchin’ HULU.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.47,0:01:35.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it’s okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.54,0:01:39.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So baby, don’t get closer,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.72,0:01:41.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,till this quarantine
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.42,0:01:42.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,blows over.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.46,0:01:44.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We can flatten out the curve
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.72,0:01:45.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and follow
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.50,0:01:47.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dr. Fauci’s orders.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.00,0:01:52.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello from the other side!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.88,0:01:54.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’ve worn these sweats
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.50,0:01:57.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a thousand times!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.72,0:02:00.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s the truth, I’m sorry,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.77,0:02:02.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but we need to stay home.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.00,0:02:05.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even though I’m not with you,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.13,0:02:08.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we’re #togetheralone…
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.01,0:02:11.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm off the deep end,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.70,0:02:13.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I’m doing the right thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.28,0:02:18.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’ll never meet in crowds!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.87,0:02:21.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not touching a surface,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.31,0:02:23.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it just makes me nervous.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.96,0:02:27.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’ll meet you online for now...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.93,0:02:28.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wish they didn’t
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.98,0:02:31.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have to quarantine ya.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.90,0:02:33.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s been so long since
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.28,0:02:35.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have even seen ya!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.00,0:02:37.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But we can’t touch,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.20,0:02:38.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so ooh na na,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.10,0:02:40.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it’s true, na na na,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.24,0:02:42.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ooh cuz in this instance,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.05,0:02:44.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we gotta keep our distance.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.02,0:02:47.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We washed, we dried,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.19,0:02:49.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we sanitized, our hands,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.42,0:02:52.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,trying to be clean.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.51,0:02:55.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You’re supposed to stay
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.39,0:02:57.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at least six feet away,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.48,0:03:00.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when I’m talking to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.36,0:03:03.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you didn’t ask,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.50,0:03:05.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,didn’t wear a mask,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.52,0:03:08.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you’re not following through...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.34,0:03:09.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You came in and you
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.58,0:03:11.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WRECKED IT ALLl!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.11,0:03:13.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’ve never cleaned
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.22,0:03:15.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so hard before!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.19,0:03:17.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now you’re standing
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.54,0:03:19.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at my door!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.09,0:03:21.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I bet you just
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.31,0:03:24.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,infected me!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.60,0:03:28.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, you infected me!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.29,0:03:31.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, we’re on lockdown
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.33,0:03:34.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and this is crazy.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.23,0:03:35.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m staying in for,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.38,0:03:37.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for public safety!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.70,0:03:39.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m not going out,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.87,0:03:42.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you can’t make me!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.32,0:03:43.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So here’s my ID,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.02,0:03:45.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so Zoom me maybe!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.74,0:03:51.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All by myself...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.07,0:03:53.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've got to be,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.14,0:03:59.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all by yourself…
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.20,0:04:02.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No one...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.10,0:04:04.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cleans like Gaston,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.21,0:04:05.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,quarantines like Gaston,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.98,0:04:07.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no one stops spreading
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.24,0:04:09.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Covid-19 like Gaston!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.20,0:04:10.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now let’s all do our best
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.16,0:04:12.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to eliminate it!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.18,0:04:15.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So we can save your grandma!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.06,0:04:17.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, thanks sweetie!!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.44,0:04:19.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope this brought a \Nsmile to your face!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.13,0:04:21.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We all need to laugh right now,\Nmore than anything...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.58,0:04:25.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All the proceeds to this, just like the last\Nparody I did are going to charity.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.32,0:04:27.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This time is the No Kid Hungry.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.29,0:04:29.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Over 805 million meals \Nhave now been missed
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.75,0:04:30.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,due to school closures.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.12,0:04:34.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This organization is fighting that, making\Nsure that it doesn't happen.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.82,0:04:39.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go ahead and check them out:\Nnokidhungry.org/coronavirus
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.64,0:04:41.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's beat this thing!\NLet's do it together!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.25,0:04:42.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stay home! \NStay safe!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.70,0:04:43.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love you guys!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.73,0:04:45.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you Patreons for making this possible.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.47,0:04:47.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you wanna, become a Patreon \Nand join me in this fight!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.70,0:04:48.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's do this!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.92,0:04:51.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Making contend, making you laugh,\Nto bring a smile to your face,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.58,0:04:52.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to bring love into your life!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.85,0:04:55.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Love you guys!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.23,0:04:56.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stay strong!