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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.21,0:00:04.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Music playing ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.58,0:00:05.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guy: If we get married, you could have this every night. Girl: What?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.98,0:00:09.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Guy on right] {\i1}You gotta be less of a douche in front of me.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.34,0:00:10.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Owen: Are you getting mad?\N{\i1}Yeah.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.58,0:00:11.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tell me why you're getting mad.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.64,0:00:14.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}It, 'cause you're like hilariously offensively douche-y.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.46,0:00:16.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}You just gotta cool it.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.28,0:00:18.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}No! Nope! Hey! Nope, none of that!{\i0}\NHey! Be nice. Be nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.59,0:00:24.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Not to you. You just gotta cool it. You gotta be less of a cunt while you're standing in front of me.{\i0}\NTeach me, teach me.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.35,0:00:27.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Well, just stand there and don't be a dick.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.50,0:00:29.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Teach me. \N{\i1}You're doing a really good job.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.63,0:00:33.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do you know I don't think you're being a dick? \N{\i1}No, just do it like you're doing it.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.16,0:00:34.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do you know I don't think you're being a dick?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.73,0:00:36.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Just stand still.{\i0}\NHow do you know I don't think you're being a dick?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.96,0:00:39.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}That's it, no just stand still.{\i0}\NSociety has different value systems.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.54,0:00:41.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}But no, that's true.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.11,0:00:42.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cause I could tell you to stand still -
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.33,0:00:42.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I am!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.100,0:00:45.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And, hey you gotta stand still.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.16,0:00:46.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I am.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.79,0:00:47.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok, now we both gotta stand still, gotta suppress our sevles.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.75,0:00:51.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}But I'm not, I'm not grabbing strangers and then calling them sluts. I'm just sayin'.{\i0}\NDid she have fun? Did she have fun?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.82,0:00:52.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Not with you.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.93,0:00:53.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.88,0:00:55.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}She's gonna regret that tomorrow.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.38,0:00:56.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.29,0:00:57.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Just cool down.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.40,0:00:58.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why's she gonna, just tell me why she's gonna regret it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.76,0:01:03.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}'Cause you're a balding ginger loser that she had to grind with in front of a bar.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.04,0:01:04.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok, ok, so, wait, wait, wait. \N{\i1}Relax.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.79,0:01:06.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, wait, wait.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.12,0:01:07.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, what you're doing, what are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.46,0:01:08.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First thing you're doing is tryna make it
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.95,0:01:11.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're representing that conformy shit
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.84,0:01:14.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when you're trying to make people who don't look like the ideal way socially
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.36,0:01:16.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have a bad time of life. Right?\N{\i1}No! I just -{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.52,0:01:17.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, you are, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.82,0:01:18.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Number two
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.81,0:01:21.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're tryna say; 'Don't go talking to girls who are having fun'.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.49,0:01:22.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}No, no, this is different.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.64,0:01:24.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right? No, is she smiling?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.29,0:01:26.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I got out a video camera right now, and we did a video chat check
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.25,0:01:29.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would she be smiling and laughing?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.04,0:01:30.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or would she be frowning?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.76,0:01:36.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Her, and you.\NGirl: Hi!! {\i1}-Girl laughing-{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.23,0:01:38.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, we're friends now! I'm like, hey, we're friends now!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.63,0:01:40.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}No, no-{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.33,0:01:41.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You should, now you, now
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.40,0:01:42.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,here's what we're gonna do.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.54,0:01:43.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're gonna show me how to talk to girls.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.79,0:01:44.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm gonna learn from you. I'm gonna be open-minded.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.50,0:01:45.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}No, no, no, none of that.{\i0}\NNo, I'm gonna be open-minded.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.63,0:01:47.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Ok, no, no{\i0}.\NYou know what people like you do?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.08,0:01:50.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You suppress people who do wanna go talk to girls
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.77,0:01:52.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you fuck up their confidence.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.56,0:01:55.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People that are not mentally strong, you fuck 'em up.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.21,0:01:56.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because people have done that to you, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.95,0:01:58.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People hurt you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.73,0:02:00.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you pass that cycle of pain.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.34,0:02:01.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're gonna stop that cycle of pain tonight.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.84,0:02:02.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}What are you talking about?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.63,0:02:04.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're gonna stop the cycle of pain tonight!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.07,0:02:05.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}No, no!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.52,0:02:06.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're gonna party!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.58,0:02:07.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.41,0:02:08.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're gonna have fun!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.58,0:02:10.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And tonight you're gonna get laid for the first time in your life.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.57,0:02:13.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Guy off camera] With a girl. \NAnd it's gonna be amazing, with a girl, dude.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.46,0:02:15.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it's gonna be awesome.\N{\i1}No, here, we can talk about it.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.91,0:02:16.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's gonna be awesome!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.92,0:02:18.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tell me, tell me, tell me.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.38,0:02:19.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.61,0:02:22.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}No, I do pretty well for myself. But-{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.04,0:02:23.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do you do it? How do you do it?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.16,0:02:25.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}But I don't, I don't find , like-{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.05,0:02:26.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do you do it? Where do you meet girls?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.88,0:02:28.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Anywhere you wanna meet girls.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.45,0:02:30.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, tell me how. Do you go up to them in the mall?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.02,0:02:30.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}No, you don't-{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.86,0:02:32.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you go up to them in Starbucks?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.42,0:02:34.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The library?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.58,0:02:36.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}No, you don't -{\i0}\NIn the street?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.12,0:02:37.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}You don't have to approach anybody anywhere like that.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.91,0:02:39.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do you, how do you meet girls? Tell me.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.58,0:02:40.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Very easily.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.99,0:02:42.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tell me how, tell me how. I wanna learn.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.33,0:02:45.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}You just smile at a stranger and you see if it works.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.08,0:02:48.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So wait, you just go up like this?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.58,0:02:49.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Watch, I'm gonna practice. You walk up, like [smiles].
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.58,0:02:52.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, here, watch.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.17,0:02:53.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}-Yells-{\i0} HEY! HEY!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.20,0:02:55.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I tried, I tried. This smile? {\i1}-Laughs-{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.38,0:02:56.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}No, see, you just seem like you're being really cunt-y.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.71,0:02:59.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know, I know. Show me. \N{\i1}You should just not be.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.58,0:03:02.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just show me. Just, like this? Like this?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.12,0:03:05.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Nah. I'ma let you wear your cool shirt and shit. Just-{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.42,0:03:07.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, don't be mean, that's sarcastic. That's sarcastic.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.96,0:03:08.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}No, I -{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.79,0:03:10.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[inaudible] aim that weak-minded people to lower their emotions.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.64,0:03:13.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, and then they're [delta sure], right?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.58,0:03:15.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}See, I wouldn't call me 'weak-minded'. I do really well for myself.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.61,0:03:19.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, you try, you assume - You do that kinda stuff on other weak-minded people.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.50,0:03:22.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right?\N{\i1}No, I don't, I don't talk to weak-minded people.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.40,0:03:25.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cause see, I know people who if you said that to, would be crushed.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.75,0:03:27.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You fuck, You fuck people's heads up.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.83,0:03:29.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}No, no, not at all!!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.18,0:03:30.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes you do, you fuck people's head up. \N{\i1}I don't wanna touch your head. I just saw -{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.88,0:03:34.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You do. You called me a balding ginger, you called me a douche.\N{\i1}Well, I -{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.100,0:03:36.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You told me to stand still.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.29,0:03:38.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're an asshole. {\i1}-Laughs-{\i0}\N{\i1}No, no{\i0}.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.60,0:03:39.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, dude, dude.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.36,0:03:41.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no, wait, come back, come back!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.08,0:03:44.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come back! Asshole! Come back, asshole!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.12,0:03:47.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Woman squealing and laughing]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.15,0:03:49.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you ever kissed a girl before?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.86,0:03:51.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Girl: Of course. I kiss girls all the time.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.55,0:03:53.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're gonna kiss a girl right now. Slut. Do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.47,0:03:57.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}-Woman laughing-{\i0} I love you.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.79,0:04:03.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Murmuring] Now me. Make her do it on me. {\i1}-Kissing noises-{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.38,0:04:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bleeeeeaaaarrrrggghhhhhh.