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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.100,0:00:09.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[sound of someone biting and chewing an apple]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.32,0:00:13.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When I was little I had three younger brothers\Nthat I would babysit a lot
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.67,0:00:17.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and when my parents were away\Nif we'd sneak back in the cupboard
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.90,0:00:24.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and take a bite out of a candy bar\Nor any other forbidden cookies, or cakes,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.92,0:00:28.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or whatever, my parents always knew\Nwhen I had done it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.73,0:00:32.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I had thought they were so magic\Nand all-knowing until I caught on
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.87,0:00:38.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that they were recognizing my signature\Nwhich was my teeth marks on the food, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.31,0:00:40.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.09,0:01:12.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[harp music]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.71,0:01:15.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your mom was saying\Nyou're the third generation with a gap.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.34,0:01:17.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess so.\NI think her mother had it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.38,0:01:20.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And she had it and she had braces\Nwhen she was younger.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.68,0:01:25.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My father has a gap\Nabout as wide as mine is.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.49,0:01:28.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My mom has a gap–\Nit's a littler smaller.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.12,0:01:31.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everybody in my family has it–\Nthe women in my family.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.51,0:01:35.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People think somehow that there's a mystique\Nabout Asian women, Hawaiian women,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.17,0:01:38.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Korean women, Japanese women,\Nand I'm just wondering
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.37,0:01:42.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if people don't think there's some mystique\Nabout gap-teeth women.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.58,0:01:46.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I read somewhere in a folklore book\Nand I really reel stupid saying this
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.61,0:01:48.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that gap-teeth women\Nare supposed to be sexier.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.42,0:01:50.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like this mound of Venus stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.84,0:01:54.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you have a big, thick mound of Venus\Nyou're supposed to be real hot stuff
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.43,0:01:57.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or something and I guess\Nit's the same thing with gap teeth.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.43,0:02:19.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[singing]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.93,0:02:22.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do you feel about\Nyour daughter having a gap?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.15,0:02:23.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MOM:\NI think it's great.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.70,0:02:25.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't used to think it was great\Nwhen I was a child
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.65,0:02:30.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because I was always compared to monkeys,\Nhowdy-doody and everything like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.62,0:02:33.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But after Lauren Hutton,\Nshe's just been a big inspiration
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.87,0:02:36.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just for her gaps in her teeth.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.12,0:02:40.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To me she's changed my way of thinking\Nin the way I feel about myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.78,0:02:42.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel a lot better.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.03,0:02:44.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My girlfriend one day came up\Nand she goes look at this in Vogue magazine.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.84,0:02:45.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's Lauren Hutton.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.72,0:02:47.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's got this big gap in her teeth.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.09,0:02:49.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't have to get yours fixed anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.50,0:02:50.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAUREN HUTTON:\NHi, we're looking for gaps.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.51,0:02:51.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anybody have one?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.96,0:02:54.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, see, everybody is straight here.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.84,0:02:56.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No gaps.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.24,0:03:00.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is, it's a sex picture.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.03,0:03:00.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MALE:\NTake care.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.95,0:03:03.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAUREN:\NBye.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.11,0:03:06.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, thank you, I'm smitten.\NGood, boy, you watch.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.28,0:03:08.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.28,0:03:10.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Watch it. Thanks.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.41,0:03:12.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.54,0:03:13.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MALE:\NWe wouldn't run you over.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.90,0:03:16.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAUREN:\NYou guys got gap teeth? Anybody? No? Gaps?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.34,0:03:17.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MALE:\NI do.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.40,0:03:19.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAUREN:\NHey, a gap toothed. Show 'em.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.79,0:03:23.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MALE:\NNot a gap, a cap.\NI had to have them fixed.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.61,0:03:26.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAUREN: [laughs]\NA cap, not a gap.