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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.17,0:00:03.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Twilight) \NHey chump, I hear you need some inane favor.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.49,0:00:08.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Rainbow Dash) \NUh, yeah, Twilight could you please hack "Trixie Variety Show" for me?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.06,0:00:08.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Twilight) \NDo What Now?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.86,0:00:12.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Rainbow Dash) \NIt's a website where they show videos that Trixie likes and a lot of ponies go there
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.88,0:00:15.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I want ponies to see my videos, so please hack them.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.21,0:00:20.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Twilight) \NOk, there are a number of problems with your brilliant plan, and one of them is that I don't know how to hack computers.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.11,0:00:21.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Rainbow Dash) \NBut I thought you knew Linux!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.50,0:00:22.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Twilight) \NI don't.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.18,0:00:23.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Rainbow Dash) \NBut it's okay! I bought a book!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.46,0:00:25.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you can read it and use your brain to learn how!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.87,0:00:27.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Twilight) \NAnother problem is that I don't care!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.41,0:00:33.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Rainbow Dash) Man, friggin "Trixie Variety Show" keeps putting my videos into footnote updates which they call "Roundups",
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.62,0:00:35.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Rainbow Dash) And sometimes that's only after I pester them.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.52,0:00:41.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Rainbow Dash) One of them told me in an email that he thought my videos were boring, played-out stories that no one wants to hear again!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.49,0:00:45.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Twilight) Well, it sounds like they don't care either, so the circle is complete.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.37,0:00:50.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Rainbow Dash) Darn it, I've got my own songs, a lengthy script with over 250 lines of dialogue,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.08,0:00:55.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Rainbow Dash) Several voice actors and the entire thing is hand-drawn and edited frame by over 1000 frames!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.35,0:00:59.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Rainbow Dash) Seriously! I had more than 1000 pictures in this folder, BUT THEY SAID THEY'RE NOT GONNA TOUCH IT!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.63,0:01:05.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Twilight) Well, if they let everyone get by on that amount of effort, I'd imagine they'd be buried in thousands of submissions doing the exact same thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.13,0:01:06.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Twilight) They, gotta set standards.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.29,0:01:11.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Rainbow Dash) Some guy named "Alclop Pones" made it to the media page by doing a half-assed one minute voiceover of a scene from Peter Pan.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.76,0:01:15.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Rainbow Dash) And another user made it to the media page by adding the chorus "Space Jam" to that.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.76,0:01:17.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Twilight) Why do you want this on this website again?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.45,0:01:18.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Rainbow Dash) I NEED TO BE LOVED!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.62,0:01:19.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Twilight) Okay, look.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.24,0:01:22.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Twilight) It's obvious that the video submission is run fairly unprofessionally,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.01,0:01:26.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Twilight) So if anything, your videos are being bounced or shuffled aside because the guys in charge have a prejudice against
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.31,0:01:27.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Twilight) whatever it is you're reading.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.68,0:01:30.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Twilight) So since they're probably not really watching the video to verify quality,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.13,0:01:32.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Twilight) I figure you should just change the title to something else.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.38,0:01:33.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Rainbow Dash) Would I get in trouble for that?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.75,0:01:34.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Twilight) I dunno.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.98,0:01:39.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[mmps mmmps, mmmps, mmmps, dat music]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.78,0:01:46.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)Rainbow Dash Presents:\NCaptain Hook the Biker Gorilla
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.50,0:01:51.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD) \N"(Secretly it's Rainbow Factory!)"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.74,0:01:54.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NAlso, check out my new fireplace!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.29,0:02:04.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Apple Bloom)\NThis is kinda a long intro, here.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.95,0:02:07.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NYeah I know! It's a long video!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.03,0:02:16.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Fade to Black]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.91,0:02:19.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NIt's a bright, springtime day in Cloudsdale!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.70,0:02:21.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The weather is predictably perfect and the reason is because
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.76,0:02:26.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Today is the day of the Pegasus' exams for all the little fillies and colts.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.02,0:02:29.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Scootaloo, you've just turned old enough to take your test.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.20,0:02:33.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You woke up feeling a little nervous, but after barfing once you feel a lot better!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.15,0:02:34.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Apple Bloom)\NThat's gross.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.09,0:02:37.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NApplebloom and Sweetie Belle are here for moral support!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.16,0:02:39.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They decided to come along after seeing how weary you were,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.58,0:02:42.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so they're tied to your tail and some balloon so they won't fall down.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.40,0:02:44.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Thrakerzod)\NTHE STRING IS CHAFFING ME.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.50,0:02:45.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,THAT IS NORMAL.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.50,0:02:48.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Scootaloo)\NDon't worry, baby. I know juust the thing to soothe those rubbin' burns.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.87,0:02:49.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HOO!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.49,0:02:53.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NSo you go out there and you sign a couple waivers, and then you wait in line.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.22,0:02:54.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Standing next to you is a little colt.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.72,0:02:58.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Scootaloo)\NHey there handsome, I like your hair. Does the carpet match the drapes?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.30,0:03:00.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Little Colt)\NIIII don't knooooww...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.18,0:03:01.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Scootaloo)\NMine doooes!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.52,0:03:05.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Little Colt)\NI'm Orion, Orion Comet. You can call me OC for short!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.16,0:03:05.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Scootaloo)\NI'm-
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.57,0:03:06.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HOO!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.02,0:03:10.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Scootaloo and these are my friends, Applebloom and Thrackerzod!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.09,0:03:12.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Thrackerzod)\NI AM A REGULAR, MAGICAL UNICORN.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.01,0:03:13.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Apple Bloom)\NI like your wings.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.63,0:03:17.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(OC)\NI've seen an earth pony in Cloudsdale before! Are they taking the exam?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.66,0:03:19.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(SC)\NNo, they're just here to WATCH MAH ASS!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.42,0:03:20.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HOOAAH!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.02,0:03:22.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NThere's like some kind of instructor there named Miss Blossomforth.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.83,0:03:26.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She looks a lot like Cheerilee except with wings, and she's a totally different color.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.16,0:03:29.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Blossomforth)\NStudents, stop your chattiness, we have work today!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.18,0:03:31.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have a test to administer and it WILL not be postponed!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.95,0:03:36.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now continue to stand in a disorganized line, I will call your names in alphabetical order so-
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.19,0:03:36.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YOU!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.90,0:03:37.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ARE YOU CHEWING GUM?!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.82,0:03:39.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Spit it out!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.23,0:03:39.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Derpy)\NPEW!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.70,0:03:44.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Blossomforth)\NNow, I will call your names, and our judges will determine if you have passed the exam.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.49,0:03:48.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,However, I must warn you, there are many ways to fail.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.32,0:03:52.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you fly too far west, you will fail.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.62,0:03:55.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you drop below the cloud layer, you will fail.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.76,0:03:59.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you perform the exam in reverse! You will fail!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.33,0:04:01.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(SC)\NBut what if we opt out of taking the test?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.52,0:04:03.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Blossomforth)\NThe exam is offered again in the fall.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.14,0:04:05.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And upon that exam, you will fail.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.71,0:04:07.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(SC)\NBut what if we finish too fast?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.24,0:04:08.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(BF)\NThen you will fail!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.33,0:04:09.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(SC)\NAnd what if we pass?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.81,0:04:15.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(BF)\NThen you exit the educational system, and that is a world an educator is frowned upon to understand.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.47,0:04:17.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I KNOW NOT WHAT WILL HAPPEN.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.21,0:04:20.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(SC)\NSo, we don't have to go to school anymore?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.03,0:04:24.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(BF)\NI assume yes! Though I dare not contemplate the consequences...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.03,0:04:25.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(SC)\NSweet! Now I want that one!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.79,0:04:29.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NYou guys all get ready and Miss Blossomforth calls out some names.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.11,0:04:30.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The first one is some little filly named Aurora.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.58,0:04:32.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(OC)\NI heard she has pony AIDS.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.34,0:04:35.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(BF)\NYOU THERE. DO NOT TALK DURING THE EXAM.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.94,0:04:38.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NAurora starts with the test, but pretty much right away she breaks one wing,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.67,0:04:39.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dislocates the other,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.41,0:04:41.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and chips FOUR TEETH.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.08,0:04:45.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She does all of this during freefall, which I'm pretty sure was impossible beforehand.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.08,0:04:47.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(OC)\NSomebody must help that pony!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.05,0:04:47.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[sneak!]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.97,0:04:51.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(TZ)\NI DO NOT THINK THAT PONY CAN BE HELPED.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.22,0:04:52.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(BF)\NAre you passing notes!?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.19,0:04:52.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[!]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.67,0:04:56.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you are caught passing notes during the exam, then you are failed!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.30,0:04:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(OC)\NBut I wasn't passing anything that had to do with the exam!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.00,0:05:00.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(BF)\NThis is an educational system,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.10,0:05:03.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the system DOES not have time to differentiate between good and bad note passing!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.74,0:05:07.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go to the Gate of Shame™ with Aurora, NOOOOWWW!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.47,0:05:10.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Apple Bloom)\NI guess he's not passing anything that has to do with the exam.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.02,0:05:10.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ba dum tiss!]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.42,0:05:13.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NO.C. goes to the Gates of Shame™, and your name comes up next, Scootaloo.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.54,0:05:15.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(SC)\NHere, hold these, guys. Hold 'em tight.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.34,0:05:17.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(AB)\NWait! I have an idea!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.09,0:05:19.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What if we help with your exam?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.37,0:05:21.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(SC)\NWell that's brilliant, baby, but I'm not sure I can
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.24,0:05:25.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Seduce Miss Blossomforth well enough for the judges to allow it, sugarpie.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.05,0:05:28.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(BF)\NThe rules say "No pegasus may receive assistance from another pegasus."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.85,0:05:30.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Or a bizarro pegasus."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.88,0:05:33.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The system does not have time to understand it's own intent.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.61,0:05:36.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, you are permitted to receive help from your friends.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.79,0:05:41.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,However, if they turn out to be secret pegasi, then you will be failed.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.70,0:05:44.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(SC)\NAlright, let's show them the superiority of a threesome!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.43,0:05:45.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HOOAAH!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.16,0:05:46.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(AB)\NWe're gonna ace this test!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.72,0:05:49.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(TZ)\NYOUR WORDS ARE STUPID, BUT I MUST AGREE WITH THE GROUP.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.26,0:05:53.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(SC)\NWell, the entire test is just a physical exam so with two other ponies tied to you,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.26,0:05:56.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You basically bombed the timed cloud-kicking exercise,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.02,0:05:58.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Applebloom gets tangled up in the hoops during agility section,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.87,0:06:02.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the extra weight causes you fall right through the cloud floor during the freefall portion.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.78,0:06:05.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The judges... kinda fail you with a vengeance.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.38,0:06:06.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(SC)\NWait! I want a do-over!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.82,0:06:10.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had an unfair handicap and then I had TWO fillies ridin' me the WHOLE TIME.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.58,0:06:11.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HOO!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.06,0:06:15.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(BF)\NThe educational system does not have time to understand the difference between a normal, unencumbered pony,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.45,0:06:17.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And a pony that has other ponies tied to her.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.27,0:06:19.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If this exam were fair, it would take ALL DAY.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.100,0:06:21.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, go to the Gates of Shame™.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.63,0:06:25.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NNo amount of logic or reasoning could persuade the educational system, you guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.01,0:06:28.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've got no other choice but to go to the Gates of Shame™ with Aurora and Orion.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.20,0:06:31.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(TZ)\NNO. I WANT TO GO TO THE OTHER PONIES.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.06,0:06:32.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,THERE ARE MORE OF THEM.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.03,0:06:35.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NWaiting for you there is pretty much the CREEPIEST pony you've ever seen.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.69,0:06:38.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It looks like somebody cooked bacon in his hair this morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.02,0:06:43.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's got the kind of facial scruff you'd use to scrap crud out of dishes that you left out for like, THE MONTH.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.37,0:06:47.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's got a beat-up old van with no engine in it and you can only assume that he pulls it himself
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.10,0:06:49.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,From Elementary school to Elementary school on the weekdays.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.69,0:06:52.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(OC)\NI will not stand for this kind of humiliation!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.20,0:06:54.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(TZ)\NNOBODY IS HUMILIATING YOU.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.14,0:06:56.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(AB)\NYeah, you're not being humiliated, Orion.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.26,0:06:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(TZ)\NIT'S TRUE. NOW YOU SOUND LIKE AN IDIOT.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.00,0:07:03.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(OC)\NWell, NOW I'm being humiliated, and I will not stand for THIS kind of humiliation!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.50,0:07:04.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Creepy Pony)\NMY NAME IS DAZZLER.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.74,0:07:06.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AND ZIS IS MY CAT.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.25,0:07:07.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HE PAYS ZE BILLS
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.25,0:07:08.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BUT I HAVE RIGHTS TOO!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.00,0:07:10.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,GET.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.34,0:07:10.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,IN.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.71,0:07:11.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MY.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.05,0:07:11.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,VAN!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.75,0:07:14.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Aurora)\NUhm, my wing is broken...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.25,0:07:14.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[crack]
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.76,0:07:17.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, really, really bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.25,0:07:17.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dazzler)\NOKAY!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.100,0:07:19.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,GET-IN-ZE-VAN.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.69,0:07:24.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(AU)\NI was sorta hoping for some... medical attention?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.51,0:07:25.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(DZ)\NNIEN!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.46,0:07:27.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(OC)\NI will not stand for this maltreatment!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.67,0:07:28.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(DZ)\NFINE, GET IN ZE VAN.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.87,0:07:30.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ZE CAT IS A DOCTOR.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.41,0:07:31.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[...]
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.33,0:07:33.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HOW DO YOU THINK HE PAYS ZE RENT?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.12,0:07:35.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NAurora climbs in the van and the cat follows afterwards.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.75,0:07:38.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dazzler pops the hood of his van and pulls out some clipboards and stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.75,0:07:39.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(DZ)\NHERE.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.98,0:07:41.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,FILL OUT ZIS MEDICAL PAPERWORK AND BE SURE TO LIST ANY
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.33,0:07:43.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,PREEXISTING CONDITIONS OR MEDICATION ALLERGIES.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.58,0:07:46.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,PLEASE HAND ME YOUR INSURANCE INFORMATION WHEN YOU RETURN ZE FORMS.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.72,0:07:48.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(OC)\NShe has pony AIDS.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.01,0:07:50.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NYou guys fill out the confusing paperwork as best you can
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.48,0:07:54.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And after a while the cat comes out and Dazzler ushers you into the back of the van.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.48,0:07:58.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The entire process uses kinda a lot of unnecessary physical contact.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.39,0:08:03.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The inside of the van smells like burnt cheese and mouthwash and the only thing in there is like a billion Parasprite™ cans.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.42,0:08:06.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It looks like Aurora is all better, though. Or at least in one piece.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.48,0:08:10.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That cat is a friggin' miracle worker, granted with a complete lack of medical equipment.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.54,0:08:13.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The van starts moving, where you're going you have NO IDEA!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.51,0:08:15.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you get the feeling that it's gonna be kinda a long trip.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.92,0:08:16.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(AB)\NSoo.....
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.66,0:08:18.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(TZ)\NI HEAR YOU HAVE PONY AIDS.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.97,0:08:21.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DO ANY OF THE REST OF US HAVE PONY AIDS?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.99,0:08:22.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[snap, crackle, pop!]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.41,0:08:24.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NWherever Dazzler is taking you, his route is totally indirect.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.53,0:08:28.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's driving ALL OVER Cloudsdale. He stops to the drive-thru at the bank...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.53,0:08:31.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(DZ)\NJUST BECAUSE ZE CAT PAYS ZE RENT DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T HAVE RIGHTS!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.98,0:08:33.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AND I WOULD LIKE TO DEPOSIT A CHECK.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.16,0:08:35.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ZE CAT CAN'T STOP ME!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.01,0:08:37.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NHe goes to the drive-thru at McSoy's...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.39,0:08:39.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(DZ)\NI WOULD LIKE A DOUBLE HAPPY.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.27,0:08:42.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Drive-Thru Guy)\NSir, you can have a double happy GET THE HELL OUT OF MY DRIVE-THRU.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.94,0:08:45.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NHe drops you off at the hardware store and leaves you there for like an hour.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.99,0:08:47.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When he comes back he smells like fish.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.94,0:08:52.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Basically, he takes you all over town, then he finally drives you guys to the weather factory in Cloudsdale.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.78,0:08:54.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A pair of stallions approach the van.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.30,0:08:58.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're wearing gym clothes and Mexican masks to hide their MYSTERIOUS IDENTITY.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.50,0:08:59.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Masked Pony #1)\NHey, Dazzler!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.54,0:09:01.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(DZ)\NZERE'S NOZIN HAY ABOUT IT.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.26,0:09:02.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(MP #2) So, uh... These kids...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.58,0:09:04.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're from the actual exam this time, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.56,0:09:06.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(DZ)\NZE ONLY THING I HATE MORE ZAN CHILDREN
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.50,0:09:08.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,IS CHILDREN ON SKATEBOARDS
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.58,0:09:12.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(MP #1)\NOkay. C'mon kids, let's let Dazzler go back to his grown-up stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.62,0:09:13.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We've got a lot of work today.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.100,0:09:17.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NYou guys pile out of the van and follow the two masked ponies inside the weather building.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.84,0:09:21.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In the reception room, a white pony in a bright purple suit is there waiting.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.24,0:09:23.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(White Pony)\NHey, kids! Welcome to the Rainbow Factory™!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.66,0:09:25.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like Willy Wonka™ in here!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.24,0:09:27.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(AU)\NWait, one feels a dream minute...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.70,0:09:37.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our... punishment for failing our exam is we have to take a tour of the Rainbow Factory with a crazy pony?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.87,0:09:40.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(SC)\NQuick! Which one of us is the fat kid, baby?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.23,0:09:41.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I call not it!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.18,0:09:43.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(TZ)\NI WANT TO BE AN OOMPA LOOMPA.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.77,0:09:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TAKE ME TO THEM SO THE DEED MAY BE DONE.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.00,0:09:47.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(AB)\NNose-goes is the fat kid!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.81,0:09:52.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(AU)\NAauwgh... I don't even like chocolate!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.11,0:09:53.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(SC)\NToo bad, fatty!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.40,0:09:57.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(OC)\NI am morally outraged with this "fat kid" thing, and in love with Scootaloo!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.91,0:09:58.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[beat]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.39,0:10:02.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? Cut me some slack! She looks like my mom, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.24,0:10:03.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(White Pony)\NSee? We are all having fun!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.84,0:10:05.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't need to run away through the cloud floor
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.78,0:10:07.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or through the walls or anything!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.78,0:10:09.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're not gonna be ground up into rainbows!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.88,0:10:13.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Heh heh, and not a silly thing to think is gonna happen, ya know?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.49,0:10:14.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't even know!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.31,0:10:14.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[shifty eyes...]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.75,0:10:15.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wet wipes-
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.34,0:10:17.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(TZ)\NNOTICE THEM YAWNING! THEY'RE GOING TO GRIND US IN TO RAINBOWS!!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.98,0:10:21.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(OC)\NOkay, now that's morally outrageous, right? Somebody is with me, aren't they?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.79,0:10:24.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm starting to get a little frustrated over here!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.53,0:10:28.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(AB)\NCut it out you two, she just said we WEREN'T gonna be grinded up into rainbows.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.87,0:10:34.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(AU)\NYeah that's kinda rude...uh...Orion...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.47,0:10:36.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(OC)\NYOUR THE FAT KID!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.07,0:10:36.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[snap]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.73,0:10:38.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(TZ)\NWOW. YOU ARE SUCH A JERK.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.67,0:10:40.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(SL)\NThat was just rude, baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.61,0:10:41.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(AB)\NIt's ok Aurora.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.57,0:10:42.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You ain't fat.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.77,0:10:51.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[AU Speaking Incoherently]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.77,0:10:53.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What did she ever do to you, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.28,0:10:53.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(OC)\NBut--
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.61,0:10:56.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(White Pony)\NOk kids! The time for ridicule is over!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.11,0:10:57.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got a super fun thing for you!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.71,0:10:58.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Its a waver form!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.95,0:11:02.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like a maze or connect the dots but with a signature.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.15,0:11:03.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You just write your little names here.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.68,0:11:05.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then we are going on a magical tour.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.74,0:11:08.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(TZ)\NWAIT. DOESN'T WILLY WONKA KILL ALL THE CHILDREN?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.42,0:11:10.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(WP)\NOkay, heh. That's a good point.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.39,0:11:12.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. I'm not Willy Wonka no more.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.68,0:11:13.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am Polko the Clown.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.92,0:11:15.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See! You can trust Polko!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.39,0:11:16.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's safe with kids.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.35,0:11:19.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(TZ)\NI DECLARE THAT THIS CANNOT GO WRONG!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.04,0:11:21.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(AB)\NWell if Thrakerzod trusts the situation, then so do I.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.95,0:11:23.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NSo you guys sign your wavers,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.18,0:11:25.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and follow Polko the Clown on a tour of the factory.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.38,0:11:27.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which ends in a gigantic room made out of fluffy clouds.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.92,0:11:29.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's like a hundred other kids here too though.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.77,0:11:31.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Some of them have the sniffles,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.18,0:11:31.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or a broken wing.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.98,0:11:34.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's like one kid who has a magical glandular problem,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.74,0:11:36.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and his butt's like fallen through the floor.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.83,0:11:38.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He'd make a pretty terrible weather pony.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.68,0:11:40.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's also a big machine in here,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.54,0:11:42.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it looks like about six ponies in
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.12,0:11:44.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mexican wrestler masks and sweat clothes are watching it.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.38,0:11:46.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's cookies and punch by the door.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.07,0:11:46.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Polko flies off.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.86,0:11:48.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She says she's got to talk to her boss,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.62,0:11:50.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and that there's cookies and punch by the door.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.12,0:11:51.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(TZ)\NWHAT IS THE MACHINE FOR?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.42,0:11:51.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NNothing...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.95,0:11:54.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(SL)\NSo...Orion. You love you some--
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.71,0:11:54.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HOO!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.96,0:11:56.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Scootaloo. Do ya?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.17,0:11:58.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(OC)\NUm...well maybe LOVE isn't the right word.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.69,0:12:01.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(SL)\NWell baby, the sky is like a big ocean.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.16,0:12:03.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm your little love anemone.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.18,0:12:05.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(OC)\NI thought sea anemones reproduced asexually.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.26,0:12:08.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(SL)\NNot this sea anemone, my hunkalicious manatee.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.29,0:12:10.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(OC)\NIt's just what my mom would say...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.15,0:12:13.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't try to understand the fillies in my life,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.35,0:12:14.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just enjoy their company.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.89,0:12:19.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(AU)\NMy mom was really good at embroidery.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.77,0:12:21.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(AB)\NY'all should be a tuna.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.12,0:12:22.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cause they're the chickens of the sea.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.45,0:12:24.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NSuddenly, everyone goes quiet.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.05,0:12:24.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And their attention turns to
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.95,0:12:27.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the most awesome supervisor in the world.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.10,0:12:29.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who has just stepped on the balcony above you.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.23,0:12:30.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's got her mask on backwards again,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.82,0:12:32.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but she was in a hurry because she was late.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.76,0:12:33.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So...you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.54,0:12:36.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you can just tell that she's the fastest supervisor
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.05,0:12:36.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in Equestria.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.85,0:12:39.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She can't breathe or anything so she takes off her mask
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.18,0:12:40.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so she can turn it around and...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.23,0:12:42.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OMGOSH!!! IT'S RAINBOW DASH!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.23,0:12:43.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's so awesome!!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.11,0:12:44.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(AB)\NHi Rainbow Dash!!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.02,0:12:45.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NWell hey guys! How's it going?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.63,0:12:47.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(SL)\NWe're ok baby, how about you?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.76,0:12:49.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wanna meet my new boyfriend?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.29,0:12:51.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NYeah sure! I'll come right down!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.11,0:12:54.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Polko the Clown)\NHey boss! Uh...aren't we supposed to...uh...you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.54,0:12:57.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NUh...yeah about that...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.18,0:13:00.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was thinking that maybe...you know...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.14,0:13:03.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm really tired today, and the kids just got here.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.78,0:13:06.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And there's cookies and punch by the door.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.72,0:13:07.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I brought my stereo.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.90,0:13:11.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So...instead of doing the thing
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.52,0:13:13.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that we normally do...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.65,0:13:14.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh...maybe...we could have a
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.58,0:13:15.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,, Pizza Party!!! 
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.56,0:13:17.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(PtheC)\NOkay. First thing;
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.11,0:13:18.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we can't afford that many pizzas.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.49,0:13:19.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Second thing;
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.40,0:13:20.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the only reason we afford anything at all
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.78,0:13:21.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is because someone is paying us
Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.80,0:13:22.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to do a job!!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.77,0:13:24.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NWELL IT'S A SUCKY JOB!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.13,0:13:25.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(AB)\NHey rainbow dash.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.26,0:13:26.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NHey Apple Bloom.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.30,0:13:28.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(AB)\NHow come you're wearing a wrestler mask?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.60,0:13:31.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NOh! Well it's the dress code that we have to wear a mask.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.07,0:13:34.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cause this whole factory thing is like a secret conspiracy
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.35,0:13:36.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,except moral was really low because
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.07,0:13:37.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all we did was secretly grind ponies into
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.54,0:13:38.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,other rainbows.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.43,0:13:40.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I thought it would really help everyone
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.19,0:13:41.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to do "Crazy tight mondays",
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.66,0:13:43.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and "Casual Fridays".
Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.31,0:13:44.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But they still have to wear the masks,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.85,0:13:46.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but the WRESTLER masks are individual.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.72,0:13:48.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So everyone gets to feel like they're \N
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.59,0:13:49.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,recognized and important.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.66,0:13:50.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(AB)\NThat's really nice...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:50.82,0:13:53.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NI've only been working here for 3 days,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.22,0:13:54.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I'm already like the best supervisor.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.75,0:13:58.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(AB)\NUm...what was that part about the rainbows
Dialogue: 0,0:13:58.31,0:13:59.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the grinding again?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.75,0:14:00.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NOh...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.26,0:14:02.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(PC)\NMAN YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL THEM!!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.29,0:14:03.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,THEY DON'T CALL IT A CONSPIRACY
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.32,0:14:04.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BECAUSE YOU ANNOUNCE IT TO A ROOM
Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.45,0:14:05.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OF 100 CHILDREN!!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.56,0:14:06.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NOW I DRESSED UP LIKE WILLY WONKA
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.98,0:14:08.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AND A CLOWN FOR NOTHING!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.25,0:14:10.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(OC)\NSee! Outrage!! Totally justified!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.85,0:14:14.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(AU)\NWE'RE GONNA BE GROUNDED UP INTO RAINBOWS!!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.25,0:14:16.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NNo!! There's punch and cookies by the door.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.51,0:14:17.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No rainbows!!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.56,0:14:18.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,, Pizza Party!!! 
Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.40,0:14:20.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(SL)\NYou've been grinding up ponies, baby?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.11,0:14:22.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you sure you don't mean grinding up ON ponies?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.29,0:14:22.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HOO!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.68,0:14:24.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD) \NNO! I HAVEN'T DONE ANY GRINDING!!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.75,0:14:26.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On the first day, I locked myself in the bathroom,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.52,0:14:27.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I was all like:
Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.63,0:14:30.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No! No-- the bathroom is occupied!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.01,0:14:34.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't come in-- you can't make me go out of there!!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.01,0:14:36.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You didn't tell me it was going to be little children!!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.66,0:14:40.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(...rainbow babble...)
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.41,0:14:41.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And they had to break down the door,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.94,0:14:44.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and drag me outta there, and the sent me home after
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.09,0:14:47.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On the second day, they had the key so they didn't have to break anything down.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.09,0:14:48.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And today's the third day, and we've earned a break
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.82,0:14:50.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we should have a pizza party!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.34,0:14:51.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's cookies and punch by the door.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.95,0:14:53.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(AB)\NWell what's the point?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.37,0:14:55.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NOkay. There's a really good reason for this,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.54,0:14:56.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I can totally explain.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.85,0:14:58.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...maybe over some pizza?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.39,0:14:59.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(PC)\NNo...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.57,0:15:03.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(OC)\NThere's no good reason for us to be ground into rainbows.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.01,0:15:04.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(TZ)\NI AM A NORMAL PONY.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.69,0:15:08.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AND AS SUCH I DESIRE A NORMAL EXPLANATION,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.27,0:15:11.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,IN DETAIL...OF THE RITUAL SACRIFICE OF CHILDREN.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.48,0:15:12.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(PC looks at RD)
Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.47,0:15:13.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NWho...me?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.86,0:15:15.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(PC)\NYou're the one who told them in the first place!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.66,0:15:17.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NUm...ok, give me a second.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.66,0:15:18.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}{\b1}click{\b0}{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.29,0:15:20.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[cue funky techno music]
Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.25,0:15:29.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ ❤ doo doo doo ❤ ]
Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.17,0:15:44.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ You will be turned into rainbows ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.21,0:15:46.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ Everyone will be so happy ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.29,0:15:48.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ You'll be gone, but that's okay ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.06,0:15:50.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ Oh hey, cheer up! It's not that crappy. ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.20,0:15:52.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ If you assume it your life goal ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.31,0:15:54.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ to convert into a rainbow. ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.30,0:15:56.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ You'd dare not be dissappointed, ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.29,0:15:58.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ once I stuff you into this hole. ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.26,0:16:08.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ This is where we take your taxes, ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.23,0:16:10.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ Where we make the weather wanted. ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:16:10.24,0:16:12.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ We're not chemists, so don't ask us ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.21,0:16:14.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ how this method got so vaunted. ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.32,0:16:16.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ This job does not need a degree, ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.38,0:16:18.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ That is how they got stuck with me. ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.35,0:16:20.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ I need this for healthcare, you see. ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.31,0:16:22.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ So I can afford therapy! ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.46,0:16:29.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ ❤ doo doo doo ❤ ]
Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.18,0:16:32.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(PC)\NMan, there is a good reason, but that don't tell them nothing!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.99,0:16:35.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NWhat do you mean? I need the friggin' health benefits.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.49,0:16:37.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(PC)\NThat's it?! What about the history??
Dialogue: 0,0:16:37.27,0:16:39.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NThe history is that I'm not going back to eleven twenty-five an hour,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.77,0:16:42.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because I eat too much fast food,and it's really hard to pay my bills...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.94,0:16:43.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[awkward silence]
Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.62,0:16:46.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, I'll admit that they usually say you should do it for the love of the job
Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.47,0:16:48.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and not the money, but the economy is really rough right now,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.88,0:16:50.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and this is the best I could get.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.04,0:16:54.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(PC)\NYou know what? Forget you! I'm gonna' explain it Losino style! Listen up kids!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.37,0:17:00.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ Let's go back to a thousand years ago. ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.24,0:17:02.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ Everything you know is owned by Celestia ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.10,0:17:04.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ The tiny blade of grass that fed on the sun. ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:17:04.11,0:17:06.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ The tiny grasshopper that fed on the grass. ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.16,0:17:08.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ The snake in the grass that fed on the grasshopper. ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.21,0:17:10.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ And the holy evil government owned by Celestia. ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.10,0:17:12.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ All things trod beneath an iron hoof. ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.08,0:17:14.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ United, provided, divided by Celestia. ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.33,0:17:16.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ All hailed humbly to the mighty god. ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.14,0:17:17.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ Until one day ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.37,0:17:20.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\b1}♬{\b0}{\i1}Then...came...the war!!!{\i0}{\b1}♬{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.12,0:17:22.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[musical guitar music]
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.32,0:17:24.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ {\i1}Nightmare Moon{\i0} swept from the sky ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.32,0:17:26.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ lasers from her eyes and teeth like knives. ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.22,0:17:28.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ The power of our god was simply not enough ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.13,0:17:29.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ to overcome....her sister! ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.96,0:17:32.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ The one had sacrificed a piece of her mind ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.15,0:17:34.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ to the dark gods for deeds unkind! ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.27,0:17:36.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ Hope seemed lost, until the time ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.04,0:17:41.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ Celestia....developed....a plan! ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:17:42.35,0:17:44.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ pitch one power to retain the rest! ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.29,0:17:46.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ Sacrifice in turn was the gist. ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.21,0:17:48.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ With so many, what was one? ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.21,0:17:50.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ This foul war MUST BE DONE!!! ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:17:50.32,0:17:52.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ It must be something she could do without. ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.22,0:17:53.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ A superfluous power she could leave out. ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.98,0:17:56.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ She purveyed them all, and made her decision. ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.11,0:17:58.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ She rested her choice, her prismatic precision. ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.18,0:18:00.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ No more rainbows was her decree! ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.07,0:18:02.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ Equestria's ponies would pay this fee! ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.14,0:18:04.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ But petty politics sought another route! ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.32,0:18:06.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ The electorate could not do without! ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.11,0:18:08.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ So the duty fell to the pegasi, ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:18:08.11,0:18:09.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ And when they found the solution, ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.40,0:18:10.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ they began to cry. ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.58,0:18:14.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OHHH NOOO!!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.14,0:18:15.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ We can't procure pigments without grinding our youth. ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:18:15.90,0:18:18.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ Into a fine mist of color, and that is the truth! ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.11,0:18:20.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ But our pleas for reprieve fell upon deaf ears! ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:18:20.21,0:18:22.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ And the exit polls showed our greatest fears. ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.14,0:18:24.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ We must make rainbows, there wasn't a choice! ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.01,0:18:27.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ The boneheads and mud ponies smothered our voice! ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.86,0:18:32.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ And so... ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.22,0:18:34.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ We built... ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.11,0:18:36.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♬ A machiiiiinnneee!!! ♬
Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.91,0:18:37.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[dramatic pause]
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.98,0:18:40.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(TZ)\NYOUR PLANS ARE INTERESTING.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.11,0:18:42.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BUT I THINK THEY MAY BE IMPROVED UPON.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.71,0:18:44.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,FOR EXAMPLE, PERHAPS WE MIGHT INSCRIBE
Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.95,0:18:46.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CERTAIN WORDS ON THE MACHINE WHEN THE
Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.89,0:18:48.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHILDREN ARE SACRIFICED.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.69,0:18:52.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NAww... see? What a great kid! She's so helpful!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.19,0:18:53.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We should throw a pizza party!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:53.57,0:18:56.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(PC)\NNo way! If we don't do this now, it's gonna be us in that thing!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.63,0:18:57.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bring one of those kids up!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.88,0:19:01.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NOh...I dunno. Maybe we should sing another song...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.24,0:19:02.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(PC)\NWE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR ANOTHER SONG!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.92,0:19:06.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We'll sing tomorrow, now just hurry up and do what's gotta be done!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:06.01,0:19:07.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NOKAY!!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.33,0:19:12.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay... Orion. Now you just sit here, al-alright...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:12.24,0:19:13.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(PC)\NCome on!!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.17,0:19:15.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD crying)\NUm-okay... so we discovered...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.92,0:19:17.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that for whatever reason...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.45,0:19:21.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the rainbow process works better if you're holding a puppy.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.16,0:19:23.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So...here's a puppy.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.01,0:19:27.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I...I named him "Mr. Snuffles" because of the way he tickles my neck.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.13,0:19:31.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And...and also, it works better if you hold a picture of your family.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.95,0:19:36.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So...here's a nice picture we got of your parents, wishing you good luck on the exam.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:36.76,0:19:43.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And also--also it works better if you have a box of crayons.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.69,0:19:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So that yo--so that you can color...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:46.00,0:19:48.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when you go to pony HEAVEN!!\N[sob... (ಥ﹏ಥ) ]
Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.86,0:19:49.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(PC)\NMan, get over it!!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.63,0:19:51.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After a few of these it's like nothing!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:51.54,0:19:53.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure you stay up late at night, thinking about
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.24,0:19:54.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how your family will think of you.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:54.95,0:19:57.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You wonder what pony hell is gonna be like.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:57.01,0:19:58.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But, other than that it's no big deal
Dialogue: 0,0:19:58.89,0:19:59.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NNO!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.63,0:20:00.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(PC)\NCome on man!!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.42,0:20:02.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NWAIT!! I'M NOT READY!!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.66,0:20:04.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(AB)\NI think maybe we should escape.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.42,0:20:06.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(TZ)\NTHAT PONY IS GOING TO BE SACRIFICED!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:06.30,0:20:09.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OH, I'M GOING TO UTTER A PRAYER SO HARD.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.33,0:20:09.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[pause]
Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.92,0:20:12.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I MEAN, YES WE--UM--YEAH WE SHOULD ESCAPE.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.33,0:20:14.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(AU)\NBut how are we going to escape?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:14.48,0:20:17.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My wing is broken so I can't fly!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.77,0:20:19.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(SL)\NShe makes a good point, baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.54,0:20:22.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We are surrounded by an impenetrable prison of fluffy clouds.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.07,0:20:24.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And a hundred of us unrestrained children are being guarded
Dialogue: 0,0:20:24.94,0:20:28.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by no less than six colorful winged ponies!!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.04,0:20:30.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Surely nothing could more terrifying.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.34,0:20:32.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(AB)\NWe need to devise an extraordinary plan!!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.36,0:20:33.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(TZ)\NNO.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:33.07,0:20:35.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'M SURE A REGULAR PLAN WILL BE JUST FINE.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.45,0:20:38.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(AU)\NMaybe we can tell everyone to
Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.17,0:20:41.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,follow the secrets from the exam from earlier,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.95,0:20:46.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and each secret will be a code for a particular kind of attack!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.60,0:20:48.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(TZ)\NOH, I'M SORRY. YOU MEAN THE EXAM THAT EVERYONE
Dialogue: 0,0:20:48.83,0:20:51.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,IN THIS ROOM WAS TOO MENTALLY DEFICIENT TO PASS?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.33,0:20:52.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(AB)\NWe need to think of a distraction.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:52.76,0:20:53.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(SL)\NHEY EVERYONE!!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.80,0:20:54.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LOOK AT SCOOTALOO DANCE!!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.91,0:20:56.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(AB)\NWE NEED TO THINK OF A DISTRACTION THAT DOESN'T
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.50,0:20:58.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DRAW ATTENTION TO US!!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:58.25,0:21:01.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(AU)\NOH MY GOD THEIR GOING TO GRIND US INTO
Dialogue: 0,0:21:01.66,0:21:03.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,, RAINBOWS!!!! 
Dialogue: 0,0:21:03.33,0:21:03.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[pause]
Dialogue: 0,0:21:03.91,0:21:05.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,EVERYBODY PANIC!!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.01,0:21:06.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[cue panic noises]
Dialogue: 0,0:21:06.65,0:21:07.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NOh My Gosh. Wait guys!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.100,0:21:10.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We--we don't have to get violent!!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.13,0:21:10.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We can still have a
Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.71,0:21:11.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,, Pizza Party!! 
Dialogue: 0,0:21:11.27,0:21:13.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's punch and cookies by the door!!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:13.21,0:21:14.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(AB)\NGood work Aurora!!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.23,0:21:15.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now everyone run!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:15.50,0:21:16.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[runs to door]
Dialogue: 0,0:21:16.39,0:21:19.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,IT'S LOCKED! AND MADE OF CLOUDS!! WHAT DO WE DO?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:19.34,0:21:21.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[cue Thrakerzod #2!!]
Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.57,0:21:23.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(AB)\NDid y'all just come from over there?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.32,0:21:24.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(TZ #2)\NYES.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.31,0:21:25.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I HAVE TRAVERSED THE PLANE OF
Dialogue: 0,0:21:25.98,0:21:27.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,THE RAINBOW FACTORY.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:27.07,0:21:29.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(SL)\NTell us how to boogie on outta here baby!!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:29.74,0:21:31.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(TZ)\NVERY WELL.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:31.13,0:21:33.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YOU CAN START BY RUNNING UP THE STAIRS,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:33.10,0:21:33.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TO THE CRYPT.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:33.97,0:21:35.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,GRAB THE BOOK FROM THE SKELETONS,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:35.95,0:21:38.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AND PASS INTO THE PIT OF THE PENDULUM.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:38.72,0:21:40.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,KNOCK OVER THE COLUMN,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:40.48,0:21:43.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AND CLIMB INTO THE KING'S STOREROOM!!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:43.48,0:21:45.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SMASH THE CLAY POTS TO FIND THE KEY,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:45.54,0:21:48.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TO LEAD YOU INTO THE CHAMBER OF THE SECRET MARKERS!!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:48.45,0:21:50.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATCH THE SYMBOLS ON THE RIGHT TO THOSE ON THE LEFT,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:50.92,0:21:52.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AND PASS INTO THE ROOM OF
Dialogue: 0,0:21:52.07,0:21:53.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,THE ANCIENT WARRIORS!!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:53.80,0:21:55.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,PLACE YOURSELF IN THE CORRECT ARMOR,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:55.57,0:21:56.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AND OPEN THE DOOR TO THE
Dialogue: 0,0:21:56.69,0:21:59.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SHRINE OF THE SILVER MONKEY.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:59.57,0:22:01.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ASSEMBLE THE STATUE, AND YOU MAY BE HEADED TO THE
Dialogue: 0,0:22:01.77,0:22:03.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ROOM OF THE SECRET PASSWORD!!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:03.86,0:22:06.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,FIND THE TABLET WITH THE CORRECT INSCRIPTION
Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.19,0:22:07.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AND SHOUT IT TO OPEN THE DOOR TO THE
Dialogue: 0,0:22:07.63,0:22:09.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,PHARAOH'S SECRET PASSAGE!!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:09.74,0:22:11.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SLIDE DOWN THE TUNNEL, TO THE
Dialogue: 0,0:22:11.36,0:22:13.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,QUICKSAND BOUGH, WHERE YOU CAN SMASH THROUGH TO
Dialogue: 0,0:22:13.06,0:22:14.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,THE DARK FOREST!!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:14.95,0:22:17.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BUT BEWARE OF THE TEMPLE GUARDS
Dialogue: 0,0:22:17.20,0:22:19.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WHICH MAY INHABIT THE TREES.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:19.10,0:22:20.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,FIND THE KEY IN THE TREE, AND YOU'LL ENTER
Dialogue: 0,0:22:20.48,0:22:23.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,THE JESTER'S COURT!!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:23.07,0:22:24.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,PRESS YOURSELF AGAINST THE CORRECT WALL
Dialogue: 0,0:22:24.92,0:22:26.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,PAINTING, AND YOU'LL GAIN ENTRY TO
Dialogue: 0,0:22:26.74,0:22:28.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,THE TOMB OF THE HEADLESS KINGS!!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:28.36,0:22:30.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,PULL THE VINES TO RELEASE THEIR BONES.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:30.89,0:22:33.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AND ATTACH THE MISSING SKULLS TO THE
Dialogue: 0,0:22:33.54,0:22:34.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,PROPER KING.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:34.23,0:22:35.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,THEN RACE THROUGH THE VENT,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:35.45,0:22:36.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CLIMB THROUGH THE LEDGES,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:36.69,0:22:37.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,RACE DOWN THE STAIRS,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:37.75,0:22:39.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AND BACK THROUGH THE TEMPLE GATE.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:39.45,0:22:41.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,THE CHOICES ARE YOURS AND YOURS ALONE!!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:41.84,0:22:45.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(AU)\NYou guys, go ahead!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:45.01,0:22:51.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will wait here and violently rage a war between
Dialogue: 0,0:22:51.14,0:22:52.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rainbow Dash.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:52.98,0:22:53.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(AB)\N'Kay, bye!!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:53.80,0:22:56.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NHey kid! Did Apple Bloom and her friends [snap] go that way?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:56.12,0:22:58.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my gosh!! I'm so sorry!!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:58.53,0:23:01.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I--um--uh--here.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:01.77,0:23:02.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD narrates)\NSo you guys do really well!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:02.74,0:23:06.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You make it all the way to the room of the \NSilver Monkey.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:06.01,0:23:07.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(AB)\NI'm trying to force it, but it won't go!!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:07.100,0:23:09.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(TZ & TZ)\NTHE HEAD IS BACKWARDS.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.24,0:23:10.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(SL)\NTry jiggling it around!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:10.61,0:23:11.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(TZ & TZ)\NTHE HEAD IS BACKWARDS.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:11.96,0:23:13.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(AB)\NMaybe it's broken...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:13.06,0:23:14.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(TZ & TZ)\NTHE HEAD IS BACKWARDS!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:14.45,0:23:15.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NThen you get grabbed by temple guards.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:15.89,0:23:17.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They take you to the main factory,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:17.73,0:23:18.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where everyone has calmed down now,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:18.89,0:23:20.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and they're enjoying the punch and cookies.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:20.45,0:23:21.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't know how that came to pass,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:21.86,0:23:23.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but they do look like good cookies...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:23.65,0:23:24.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ BLAM!!!! ]
Dialogue: 0,0:23:24.47,0:23:26.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(AB)\NRUN THRACKERZOD!! HELP US!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:26.33,0:23:27.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ ANOTHER BLAM!!! ]
Dialogue: 0,0:23:27.46,0:23:29.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(AB)\NHow long before you think y'all come back?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:29.53,0:23:32.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(TZ)\NI ALREADY OPENED THE DOOR FOR YOU AND GAVE YOU DIRECTIONS.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:32.52,0:23:34.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:34.27,0:23:35.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NThe temple guards leave you at the top of the \NRainbow Machine,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:35.86,0:23:38.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where Orion is still sitting with his puppy and stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:38.52,0:23:40.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dash has {\i1}cleverly{\i0} taped an out of order sign
Dialogue: 0,0:23:40.98,0:23:42.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to the operating lever on the thing,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:42.39,0:23:43.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so the day is probably saved.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:43.83,0:23:45.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(PC)\NVery funny man.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:45.09,0:23:46.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm the factory engineer.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:46.21,0:23:47.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think I'd know if the machine was broken down.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:47.80,0:23:49.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NYou don't know!! You didn't check it first.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:49.15,0:23:51.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have to close down for maintenance!!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:51.86,0:23:53.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(PC)\NAlright boss, I know your new, and this is hard.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:53.06,0:23:55.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, I'll tell you what.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:55.14,0:23:57.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How 'bout we take the kid and the puppy off the machine.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:57.18,0:23:58.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we just do a practice run, ok?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:58.64,0:24:00.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NOkay...
Dialogue: 0,0:24:00.09,0:24:02.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(PC)\NNow come over here, and pull the lever, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:02.27,0:24:05.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NRight...the lever...uh which part was that again?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:05.86,0:24:07.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I THINK I SHOULD GO TO THE BATHROOM
Dialogue: 0,0:24:07.74,0:24:08.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AND CHECK THE MANUAL.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:08.62,0:24:09.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,REALLY LOUDLY!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:09.39,0:24:10.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(PC)\NThe bathroom doesn't have locks anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:10.95,0:24:12.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NThat's ok!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:12.24,0:24:14.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(PC)\NLook, I'll show you. It's not so bad, see?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:14.33,0:24:15.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NPolko the Engineer Clown pulls the lever.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:15.57,0:24:18.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The crayons and a picture of Orion's family
Dialogue: 0,0:24:18.12,0:24:21.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fall into the hole and disappear into a pit of wiring blades.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:21.22,0:24:23.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After some silly noises a stream of colorful rainbows
Dialogue: 0,0:24:23.47,0:24:25.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,flows out of the bottom of the machine and into a giant vat.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:25.95,0:24:28.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(PC)\NDid--di--did that thing just make rainbows.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:28.71,0:24:31.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NYeah... That's what it's supposed to do right?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:31.49,0:24:33.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(PC)\NOut of crayons and a picture of a family?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:33.65,0:24:35.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you kidding me?!?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:35.04,0:24:36.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We don't even need a kid?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:36.09,0:24:37.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NUm... I guess so.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:37.96,0:24:40.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(PC)\NQuick!! Put another picture of a kid's family on there!!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:40.74,0:24:43.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NWe do, and sure enough the machine produces
Dialogue: 0,0:24:43.33,0:24:43.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,another batch of rainbows.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:43.93,0:24:46.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(PC)\NAw man...I can't believe we're going to
Dialogue: 0,0:24:46.66,0:24:47.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pony hell for nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:47.92,0:24:49.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(RD)\NSo given the new circumstances,
Dialogue: 0,0:24:49.54,0:24:51.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you guys and all the other kids go home
Dialogue: 0,0:24:51.41,0:24:52.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to your families.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:52.42,0:24:53.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where you're allowed to take happy pictures,
Dialogue: 0,0:24:53.71,0:24:55.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that are then fed into a horrible machine
Dialogue: 0,0:24:55.24,0:24:57.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for the nefarious purposes of the government.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:57.91,0:25:01.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Also politicians celebrate by \Nlowering taxes for the rich.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:01.34,0:25:02.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yay government!!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:02.95,0:25:03.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So...
Dialogue: 0,0:25:03.65,0:25:04.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The End!
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