1 00:00:01,174 --> 00:00:03,494 (Twilight) Hey chump, I hear you need some inane favor. 2 00:00:03,494 --> 00:00:08,060 (Rainbow Dash) Uh, yeah, Twilight could you please hack "Trixie Variety Show" for me? 3 00:00:08,060 --> 00:00:08,850 (Twilight) Do What Now? 4 00:00:08,856 --> 00:00:12,884 (Rainbow Dash) It's a website where they show videos that Trixie likes and a lot of ponies go there 5 00:00:12,884 --> 00:00:15,204 And I want ponies to see my videos, so please hack them. 6 00:00:15,207 --> 00:00:20,107 (Twilight) Ok, there are a number of problems with your brilliant plan, and one of them is that I don't know how to hack computers. 7 00:00:20,107 --> 00:00:21,495 (Rainbow Dash) But I thought you knew Linux! 8 00:00:21,495 --> 00:00:22,176 (Twilight) I don't. 9 00:00:22,176 --> 00:00:23,458 (Rainbow Dash) But it's okay! I bought a book! 10 00:00:23,458 --> 00:00:25,872 And you can read it and use your brain to learn how! 11 00:00:25,872 --> 00:00:27,412 (Twilight) Another problem is that I don't care! 12 00:00:27,414 --> 00:00:33,624 (Rainbow Dash) Man, friggin "Trixie Variety Show" keeps putting my videos into footnote updates which they call "Roundups", 13 00:00:33,624 --> 00:00:35,525 (Rainbow Dash) And sometimes that's only after I pester them. 14 00:00:35,525 --> 00:00:41,486 (Rainbow Dash) One of them told me in an email that he thought my videos were boring, played-out stories that no one wants to hear again! 15 00:00:41,486 --> 00:00:45,366 (Twilight) Well, it sounds like they don't care either, so the circle is complete. 16 00:00:45,366 --> 00:00:50,076 (Rainbow Dash) Darn it, I've got my own songs, a lengthy script with over 250 lines of dialogue, 17 00:00:50,076 --> 00:00:55,346 (Rainbow Dash) Several voice actors and the entire thing is hand-drawn and edited frame by over 1000 frames! 18 00:00:55,347 --> 00:00:59,627 (Rainbow Dash) Seriously! I had more than 1000 pictures in this folder, BUT THEY SAID THEY'RE NOT GONNA TOUCH IT! 19 00:00:59,627 --> 00:01:05,127 (Twilight) Well, if they let everyone get by on that amount of effort, I'd imagine they'd be buried in thousands of submissions doing the exact same thing. 20 00:01:05,127 --> 00:01:06,287 (Twilight) They, gotta set standards. 21 00:01:06,287 --> 00:01:11,757 (Rainbow Dash) Some guy named "Alclop Pones" made it to the media page by doing a half-assed one minute voiceover of a scene from Peter Pan. 22 00:01:11,757 --> 00:01:15,757 (Rainbow Dash) And another user made it to the media page by adding the chorus "Space Jam" to that. 23 00:01:15,757 --> 00:01:17,447 (Twilight) Why do you want this on this website again? 24 00:01:17,447 --> 00:01:18,617 (Rainbow Dash) I NEED TO BE LOVED! 25 00:01:18,617 --> 00:01:19,237 (Twilight) Okay, look. 26 00:01:19,237 --> 00:01:22,007 (Twilight) It's obvious that the video submission is run fairly unprofessionally, 27 00:01:22,007 --> 00:01:26,307 (Twilight) So if anything, your videos are being bounced or shuffled aside because the guys in charge have a prejudice against 28 00:01:26,307 --> 00:01:27,677 (Twilight) whatever it is you're reading. 29 00:01:27,677 --> 00:01:30,127 (Twilight) So since they're probably not really watching the video to verify quality, 30 00:01:30,127 --> 00:01:32,377 (Twilight) I figure you should just change the title to something else. 31 00:01:32,377 --> 00:01:33,747 (Rainbow Dash) Would I get in trouble for that? 32 00:01:33,747 --> 00:01:34,477 (Twilight) I dunno. 33 00:01:36,977 --> 00:01:39,247 [mmps mmmps, mmmps, mmmps, dat music] 34 00:01:40,777 --> 00:01:46,277 (RD)Rainbow Dash Presents: Captain Hook the Biker Gorilla 35 00:01:48,501 --> 00:01:51,071 (RD) "(Secretly it's Rainbow Factory!)" 36 00:01:51,742 --> 00:01:54,042 (RD) Also, check out my new fireplace! 37 00:02:03,287 --> 00:02:04,947 (Apple Bloom) This is kinda a long intro, here. 38 00:02:04,947 --> 00:02:07,207 (RD) Yeah I know! It's a long video! 39 00:02:15,027 --> 00:02:16,637 [Fade to Black] 40 00:02:16,907 --> 00:02:19,703 (RD) It's a bright, springtime day in Cloudsdale! 41 00:02:19,703 --> 00:02:21,762 The weather is predictably perfect and the reason is because 42 00:02:21,762 --> 00:02:26,022 Today is the day of the Pegasus' exams for all the little fillies and colts. 43 00:02:26,022 --> 00:02:29,202 Scootaloo, you've just turned old enough to take your test. 44 00:02:29,202 --> 00:02:33,147 You woke up feeling a little nervous, but after barfing once you feel a lot better! 45 00:02:33,147 --> 00:02:34,087 (Apple Bloom) That's gross. 46 00:02:34,087 --> 00:02:37,156 (RD) Applebloom and Sweetie Belle are here for moral support! 47 00:02:37,156 --> 00:02:39,576 They decided to come along after seeing how weary you were, 48 00:02:39,576 --> 00:02:42,397 so they're tied to your tail and some balloon so they won't fall down. 49 00:02:42,397 --> 00:02:44,117 (Thrakerzod) THE STRING IS CHAFFING ME. 50 00:02:44,499 --> 00:02:45,499 THAT IS NORMAL. 51 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:48,859 (Scootaloo) Don't worry, baby. I know juust the thing to soothe those rubbin' burns. 52 00:02:48,874 --> 00:02:49,484 HOO! 53 00:02:49,488 --> 00:02:53,225 (RD) So you go out there and you sign a couple waivers, and then you wait in line. 54 00:02:53,225 --> 00:02:54,724 Standing next to you is a little colt. 55 00:02:54,724 --> 00:02:58,284 (Scootaloo) Hey there handsome, I like your hair. Does the carpet match the drapes? 56 00:02:58,299 --> 00:03:00,179 (Little Colt) IIII don't knooooww... 57 00:03:00,179 --> 00:03:01,519 (Scootaloo) Mine doooes! 58 00:03:01,519 --> 00:03:05,159 (Little Colt) I'm Orion, Orion Comet. You can call me OC for short! 59 00:03:05,159 --> 00:03:05,569 (Scootaloo) I'm- 60 00:03:05,569 --> 00:03:06,017 HOO! 61 00:03:06,017 --> 00:03:10,093 Scootaloo and these are my friends, Applebloom and Thrackerzod! 62 00:03:10,093 --> 00:03:12,012 (Thrackerzod) I AM A REGULAR, MAGICAL UNICORN. 63 00:03:12,012 --> 00:03:13,631 (Apple Bloom) I like your wings. 64 00:03:13,631 --> 00:03:17,661 (OC) I've seen an earth pony in Cloudsdale before! Are they taking the exam? 65 00:03:17,661 --> 00:03:19,421 (SC) No, they're just here to WATCH MAH ASS! 66 00:03:19,421 --> 00:03:20,018 HOOAAH! 67 00:03:20,018 --> 00:03:22,831 (RD) There's like some kind of instructor there named Miss Blossomforth. 68 00:03:22,831 --> 00:03:26,165 She looks a lot like Cheerilee except with wings, and she's a totally different color. 69 00:03:26,165 --> 00:03:29,175 (Blossomforth) Students, stop your chattiness, we have work today! 70 00:03:29,175 --> 00:03:31,946 I have a test to administer and it WILL not be postponed! 71 00:03:31,946 --> 00:03:36,186 Now continue to stand in a disorganized line, I will call your names in alphabetical order so- 72 00:03:36,186 --> 00:03:36,896 YOU! 73 00:03:36,898 --> 00:03:37,808 ARE YOU CHEWING GUM?! 74 00:03:38,817 --> 00:03:39,227 Spit it out! 75 00:03:39,227 --> 00:03:39,557 (Derpy) PEW! 76 00:03:39,698 --> 00:03:44,489 (Blossomforth) Now, I will call your names, and our judges will determine if you have passed the exam. 77 00:03:44,489 --> 00:03:48,789 However, I must warn you, there are many ways to fail. 78 00:03:49,321 --> 00:03:52,261 If you fly too far west, you will fail. 79 00:03:52,623 --> 00:03:55,764 If you drop below the cloud layer, you will fail. 80 00:03:55,764 --> 00:03:59,329 If you perform the exam in reverse! You will fail! 81 00:03:59,329 --> 00:04:01,517 (SC) But what if we opt out of taking the test? 82 00:04:01,517 --> 00:04:03,136 (Blossomforth) The exam is offered again in the fall. 83 00:04:03,136 --> 00:04:05,706 And upon that exam, you will fail. 84 00:04:05,706 --> 00:04:07,236 (SC) But what if we finish too fast? 85 00:04:07,236 --> 00:04:08,328 (BF) Then you will fail! 86 00:04:08,328 --> 00:04:09,809 (SC) And what if we pass? 87 00:04:09,809 --> 00:04:15,141 (BF) Then you exit the educational system, and that is a world an educator is frowned upon to understand. 88 00:04:15,471 --> 00:04:17,209 I KNOW NOT WHAT WILL HAPPEN. 89 00:04:17,209 --> 00:04:20,029 (SC) So, we don't have to go to school anymore? 90 00:04:20,029 --> 00:04:24,029 (BF) I assume yes! Though I dare not contemplate the consequences... 91 00:04:24,029 --> 00:04:25,789 (SC) Sweet! Now I want that one! 92 00:04:25,789 --> 00:04:29,109 (RD) You guys all get ready and Miss Blossomforth calls out some names. 93 00:04:29,109 --> 00:04:30,585 The first one is some little filly named Aurora. 94 00:04:30,585 --> 00:04:32,345 (OC) I heard she has pony AIDS. 95 00:04:32,345 --> 00:04:35,945 (BF) YOU THERE. DO NOT TALK DURING THE EXAM. 96 00:04:35,945 --> 00:04:38,671 (RD) Aurora starts with the test, but pretty much right away she breaks one wing, 97 00:04:38,671 --> 00:04:39,401 dislocates the other, 98 00:04:39,411 --> 00:04:41,081 and chips FOUR TEETH. 99 00:04:41,081 --> 00:04:45,081 She does all of this during freefall, which I'm pretty sure was impossible beforehand. 100 00:04:45,081 --> 00:04:47,048 (OC) Somebody must help that pony! 101 00:04:47,048 --> 00:04:47,478 [sneak!] 102 00:04:48,968 --> 00:04:51,215 (TZ) I DO NOT THINK THAT PONY CAN BE HELPED. 103 00:04:51,215 --> 00:04:52,192 (BF) Are you passing notes!? 104 00:04:52,192 --> 00:04:52,672 [!] 105 00:04:52,672 --> 00:04:56,302 If you are caught passing notes during the exam, then you are failed! 106 00:04:56,302 --> 00:04:59,002 (OC) But I wasn't passing anything that had to do with the exam! 107 00:04:59,004 --> 00:05:00,102 (BF) This is an educational system, 108 00:05:00,102 --> 00:05:03,552 And the system DOES not have time to differentiate between good and bad note passing! 109 00:05:03,742 --> 00:05:07,472 Go to the Gate of Shame™ with Aurora, NOOOOWWW! 110 00:05:07,472 --> 00:05:10,022 (Apple Bloom) I guess he's not passing anything that has to do with the exam. 111 00:05:10,022 --> 00:05:10,422 [ba dum tiss!] 112 00:05:10,422 --> 00:05:13,542 (RD) O.C. goes to the Gates of Shame™, and your name comes up next, Scootaloo. 113 00:05:13,542 --> 00:05:15,342 (SC) Here, hold these, guys. Hold 'em tight. 114 00:05:15,342 --> 00:05:17,092 (AB) Wait! I have an idea! 115 00:05:17,092 --> 00:05:19,372 What if we help with your exam? 116 00:05:19,372 --> 00:05:21,238 (SC) Well that's brilliant, baby, but I'm not sure I can 117 00:05:21,238 --> 00:05:25,048 Seduce Miss Blossomforth well enough for the judges to allow it, sugarpie. 118 00:05:25,048 --> 00:05:28,848 (BF) The rules say "No pegasus may receive assistance from another pegasus." 119 00:05:28,848 --> 00:05:30,878 "Or a bizarro pegasus." 120 00:05:30,878 --> 00:05:33,608 The system does not have time to understand it's own intent. 121 00:05:33,608 --> 00:05:36,788 So, you are permitted to receive help from your friends. 122 00:05:36,788 --> 00:05:41,698 However, if they turn out to be secret pegasi, then you will be failed. 123 00:05:41,698 --> 00:05:44,428 (SC) Alright, let's show them the superiority of a threesome! 124 00:05:44,428 --> 00:05:45,158 HOOAAH! 125 00:05:45,158 --> 00:05:46,718 (AB) We're gonna ace this test! 126 00:05:46,718 --> 00:05:49,258 (TZ) YOUR WORDS ARE STUPID, BUT I MUST AGREE WITH THE GROUP. 127 00:05:49,258 --> 00:05:53,258 (SC) Well, the entire test is just a physical exam so with two other ponies tied to you, 128 00:05:53,258 --> 00:05:56,018 You basically bombed the timed cloud-kicking exercise, 129 00:05:56,018 --> 00:05:58,868 Applebloom gets tangled up in the hoops during agility section, 130 00:05:58,868 --> 00:06:02,777 And the extra weight causes you fall right through the cloud floor during the freefall portion. 131 00:06:02,777 --> 00:06:05,377 The judges... kinda fail you with a vengeance. 132 00:06:05,377 --> 00:06:06,817 (SC) Wait! I want a do-over! 133 00:06:06,817 --> 00:06:10,577 I had an unfair handicap and then I had TWO fillies ridin' me the WHOLE TIME. 134 00:06:10,577 --> 00:06:11,057 HOO! 135 00:06:11,057 --> 00:06:15,447 (BF) The educational system does not have time to understand the difference between a normal, unencumbered pony, 136 00:06:15,447 --> 00:06:17,267 And a pony that has other ponies tied to her. 137 00:06:17,267 --> 00:06:19,997 If this exam were fair, it would take ALL DAY. 138 00:06:19,997 --> 00:06:21,627 Now, go to the Gates of Shame™. 139 00:06:21,627 --> 00:06:25,007 (RD) No amount of logic or reasoning could persuade the educational system, you guys. 140 00:06:25,007 --> 00:06:28,200 You've got no other choice but to go to the Gates of Shame™ with Aurora and Orion. 141 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:31,065 (TZ) NO. I WANT TO GO TO THE OTHER PONIES. 142 00:06:31,065 --> 00:06:32,034 THERE ARE MORE OF THEM. 143 00:06:32,034 --> 00:06:35,692 (RD) Waiting for you there is pretty much the CREEPIEST pony you've ever seen. 144 00:06:35,692 --> 00:06:38,022 It looks like somebody cooked bacon in his hair this morning. 145 00:06:38,022 --> 00:06:43,372 He's got the kind of facial scruff you'd use to scrap crud out of dishes that you left out for like, THE MONTH. 146 00:06:43,372 --> 00:06:47,102 He's got a beat-up old van with no engine in it and you can only assume that he pulls it himself 147 00:06:47,102 --> 00:06:49,692 From Elementary school to Elementary school on the weekdays. 148 00:06:49,692 --> 00:06:52,202 (OC) I will not stand for this kind of humiliation! 149 00:06:52,202 --> 00:06:54,142 (TZ) NOBODY IS HUMILIATING YOU. 150 00:06:54,142 --> 00:06:56,262 (AB) Yeah, you're not being humiliated, Orion. 151 00:06:56,262 --> 00:06:59,002 (TZ) IT'S TRUE. NOW YOU SOUND LIKE AN IDIOT. 152 00:06:59,002 --> 00:07:03,502 (OC) Well, NOW I'm being humiliated, and I will not stand for THIS kind of humiliation! 153 00:07:03,502 --> 00:07:04,742 (Creepy Pony) MY NAME IS DAZZLER. 154 00:07:04,742 --> 00:07:06,252 AND ZIS IS MY CAT. 155 00:07:06,252 --> 00:07:07,252 HE PAYS ZE BILLS 156 00:07:07,252 --> 00:07:08,582 BUT I HAVE RIGHTS TOO! 157 00:07:10,002 --> 00:07:10,342 GET. 158 00:07:10,342 --> 00:07:10,709 IN. 159 00:07:10,709 --> 00:07:11,049 MY. 160 00:07:11,049 --> 00:07:11,509 VAN!!! 161 00:07:11,748 --> 00:07:14,248 (Aurora) Uhm, my wing is broken... 162 00:07:14,248 --> 00:07:14,758 [crack] 163 00:07:14,758 --> 00:07:17,248 Like, really, really bad. 164 00:07:17,248 --> 00:07:17,998 (Dazzler) OKAY! 165 00:07:17,998 --> 00:07:19,688 GET-IN-ZE-VAN. 166 00:07:19,688 --> 00:07:24,513 (AU) I was sorta hoping for some... medical attention? 167 00:07:24,513 --> 00:07:25,463 (DZ) NIEN! 168 00:07:25,463 --> 00:07:27,673 (OC) I will not stand for this maltreatment! 169 00:07:27,673 --> 00:07:28,873 (DZ) FINE, GET IN ZE VAN. 170 00:07:28,873 --> 00:07:30,407 ZE CAT IS A DOCTOR. 171 00:07:30,407 --> 00:07:31,327 [...] 172 00:07:31,327 --> 00:07:33,117 HOW DO YOU THINK HE PAYS ZE RENT?! 173 00:07:33,117 --> 00:07:35,747 (RD) Aurora climbs in the van and the cat follows afterwards. 174 00:07:35,747 --> 00:07:38,747 Dazzler pops the hood of his van and pulls out some clipboards and stuff. 175 00:07:38,747 --> 00:07:39,977 (DZ) HERE. 176 00:07:39,977 --> 00:07:41,327 FILL OUT ZIS MEDICAL PAPERWORK AND BE SURE TO LIST ANY 177 00:07:41,327 --> 00:07:43,577 PREEXISTING CONDITIONS OR MEDICATION ALLERGIES. 178 00:07:43,577 --> 00:07:46,717 PLEASE HAND ME YOUR INSURANCE INFORMATION WHEN YOU RETURN ZE FORMS. 179 00:07:46,717 --> 00:07:48,007 (OC) She has pony AIDS. 180 00:07:48,007 --> 00:07:50,477 (RD) You guys fill out the confusing paperwork as best you can 181 00:07:50,477 --> 00:07:54,477 And after a while the cat comes out and Dazzler ushers you into the back of the van. 182 00:07:54,477 --> 00:07:58,387 The entire process uses kinda a lot of unnecessary physical contact. 183 00:07:58,387 --> 00:08:03,417 The inside of the van smells like burnt cheese and mouthwash and the only thing in there is like a billion Parasprite™ cans. 184 00:08:03,417 --> 00:08:06,477 It looks like Aurora is all better, though. Or at least in one piece. 185 00:08:06,477 --> 00:08:10,537 That cat is a friggin' miracle worker, granted with a complete lack of medical equipment. 186 00:08:10,537 --> 00:08:13,507 The van starts moving, where you're going you have NO IDEA! 187 00:08:13,507 --> 00:08:15,917 But you get the feeling that it's gonna be kinda a long trip. 188 00:08:15,917 --> 00:08:16,657 (AB) Soo..... 189 00:08:16,657 --> 00:08:18,967 (TZ) I HEAR YOU HAVE PONY AIDS. 190 00:08:18,967 --> 00:08:21,987 DO ANY OF THE REST OF US HAVE PONY AIDS? 191 00:08:21,987 --> 00:08:22,407 [snap, crackle, pop!] 192 00:08:22,407 --> 00:08:24,527 (RD) Wherever Dazzler is taking you, his route is totally indirect. 193 00:08:24,527 --> 00:08:28,527 He's driving ALL OVER Cloudsdale. He stops to the drive-thru at the bank... 194 00:08:28,527 --> 00:08:31,977 (DZ) JUST BECAUSE ZE CAT PAYS ZE RENT DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T HAVE RIGHTS! 195 00:08:31,977 --> 00:08:33,157 AND I WOULD LIKE TO DEPOSIT A CHECK. 196 00:08:33,157 --> 00:08:35,007 ZE CAT CAN'T STOP ME! 197 00:08:35,007 --> 00:08:37,387 (RD) He goes to the drive-thru at McSoy's... 198 00:08:37,387 --> 00:08:39,267 (DZ) I WOULD LIKE A DOUBLE HAPPY. 199 00:08:39,267 --> 00:08:42,937 (Drive-Thru Guy) Sir, you can have a double happy GET THE HELL OUT OF MY DRIVE-THRU. 200 00:08:42,937 --> 00:08:45,987 (RD) He drops you off at the hardware store and leaves you there for like an hour. 201 00:08:45,987 --> 00:08:47,937 When he comes back he smells like fish. 202 00:08:47,937 --> 00:08:52,777 Basically, he takes you all over town, then he finally drives you guys to the weather factory in Cloudsdale. 203 00:08:52,777 --> 00:08:54,297 A pair of stallions approach the van. 204 00:08:54,297 --> 00:08:58,505 They're wearing gym clothes and Mexican masks to hide their MYSTERIOUS IDENTITY. 205 00:08:58,505 --> 00:08:59,545 (Masked Pony #1) Hey, Dazzler! 206 00:08:59,545 --> 00:09:01,255 (DZ) ZERE'S NOZIN HAY ABOUT IT. 207 00:09:01,255 --> 00:09:02,575 (MP #2) So, uh... These kids... 208 00:09:02,575 --> 00:09:04,565 They're from the actual exam this time, right? 209 00:09:04,565 --> 00:09:06,505 (DZ) ZE ONLY THING I HATE MORE ZAN CHILDREN 210 00:09:06,505 --> 00:09:08,575 IS CHILDREN ON SKATEBOARDS 211 00:09:08,575 --> 00:09:12,615 (MP #1) Okay. C'mon kids, let's let Dazzler go back to his grown-up stuff. 212 00:09:12,615 --> 00:09:13,995 We've got a lot of work today. 213 00:09:13,995 --> 00:09:17,845 (RD) You guys pile out of the van and follow the two masked ponies inside the weather building. 214 00:09:17,845 --> 00:09:21,245 In the reception room, a white pony in a bright purple suit is there waiting. 215 00:09:21,245 --> 00:09:23,655 (White Pony) Hey, kids! Welcome to the Rainbow Factory™! 216 00:09:23,655 --> 00:09:25,235 It's like Willy Wonka™ in here! 217 00:09:25,235 --> 00:09:27,705 (AU) Wait, one feels a dream minute... 218 00:09:27,705 --> 00:09:37,870 Our... punishment for failing our exam is we have to take a tour of the Rainbow Factory with a crazy pony? 219 00:09:37,870 --> 00:09:40,230 (SC) Quick! Which one of us is the fat kid, baby? 220 00:09:40,230 --> 00:09:41,180 I call not it! 221 00:09:41,180 --> 00:09:43,370 (TZ) I WANT TO BE AN OOMPA LOOMPA. 222 00:09:43,770 --> 00:09:46,000 TAKE ME TO THEM SO THE DEED MAY BE DONE. 223 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:47,513 (AB) Nose-goes is the fat kid! 224 00:09:48,809 --> 00:09:52,108 (AU) Aauwgh... I don't even like chocolate! 225 00:09:52,108 --> 00:09:53,395 (SC) Too bad, fatty! 226 00:09:53,395 --> 00:09:57,909 (OC) I am morally outraged with this "fat kid" thing, and in love with Scootaloo! 227 00:09:57,909 --> 00:09:58,389 [beat] 228 00:09:58,389 --> 00:10:02,244 What? Cut me some slack! She looks like my mom, okay? 229 00:10:02,244 --> 00:10:03,835 (White Pony) See? We are all having fun! 230 00:10:03,835 --> 00:10:05,775 You don't need to run away through the cloud floor 231 00:10:05,775 --> 00:10:07,775 or through the walls or anything! 232 00:10:07,775 --> 00:10:09,880 You're not gonna be ground up into rainbows! 233 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:13,490 Heh heh, and not a silly thing to think is gonna happen, ya know? 234 00:10:13,490 --> 00:10:14,310 I don't even know! 235 00:10:14,310 --> 00:10:14,740 [shifty eyes...] 236 00:10:14,752 --> 00:10:15,342 Wet wipes- 237 00:10:15,342 --> 00:10:17,982 (TZ) NOTICE THEM YAWNING! THEY'RE GOING TO GRIND US IN TO RAINBOWS!! 238 00:10:17,982 --> 00:10:21,791 (OC) Okay, now that's morally outrageous, right? Somebody is with me, aren't they? 239 00:10:21,791 --> 00:10:24,533 I'm starting to get a little frustrated over here! 240 00:10:24,533 --> 00:10:28,873 (AB) Cut it out you two, she just said we WEREN'T gonna be grinded up into rainbows. 241 00:10:28,873 --> 00:10:34,473 (AU) Yeah that's kinda rude...uh...Orion... 242 00:10:34,473 --> 00:10:36,073 (OC) YOUR THE FAT KID!!! 243 00:10:36,073 --> 00:10:36,733 [snap] 244 00:10:36,733 --> 00:10:38,672 (TZ) WOW. YOU ARE SUCH A JERK. 245 00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:40,612 (SL) That was just rude, baby. 246 00:10:40,612 --> 00:10:41,570 (AB) It's ok Aurora. 247 00:10:41,570 --> 00:10:42,770 You ain't fat. 248 00:10:42,770 --> 00:10:51,770 [AU Speaking Incoherently] 249 00:10:51,770 --> 00:10:53,275 What did she ever do to you, huh? 250 00:10:53,275 --> 00:10:53,614 (OC) But-- 251 00:10:53,614 --> 00:10:56,114 (White Pony) Ok kids! The time for ridicule is over! 252 00:10:56,114 --> 00:10:57,713 I've got a super fun thing for you! 253 00:10:57,713 --> 00:10:58,953 Its a waver form! 254 00:10:58,953 --> 00:11:02,150 It's like a maze or connect the dots but with a signature. 255 00:11:02,150 --> 00:11:03,681 You just write your little names here. 256 00:11:03,681 --> 00:11:05,743 And then we are going on a magical tour. 257 00:11:05,743 --> 00:11:08,416 (TZ) WAIT. DOESN'T WILLY WONKA KILL ALL THE CHILDREN? 258 00:11:08,416 --> 00:11:10,391 (WP) Okay, heh. That's a good point. 259 00:11:10,391 --> 00:11:12,676 Okay. I'm not Willy Wonka no more. 260 00:11:12,676 --> 00:11:13,916 I am Polko the Clown. 261 00:11:13,916 --> 00:11:15,386 See! You can trust Polko! 262 00:11:15,386 --> 00:11:16,354 She's safe with kids. 263 00:11:16,354 --> 00:11:19,039 (TZ) I DECLARE THAT THIS CANNOT GO WRONG! 264 00:11:19,039 --> 00:11:21,947 (AB) Well if Thrakerzod trusts the situation, then so do I. 265 00:11:21,947 --> 00:11:23,176 (RD) So you guys sign your wavers, 266 00:11:23,176 --> 00:11:25,385 and follow Polko the Clown on a tour of the factory. 267 00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:27,916 Which ends in a gigantic room made out of fluffy clouds. 268 00:11:27,916 --> 00:11:29,768 There's like a hundred other kids here too though. 269 00:11:29,768 --> 00:11:31,177 Some of them have the sniffles, 270 00:11:31,177 --> 00:11:31,978 or a broken wing. 271 00:11:31,978 --> 00:11:34,738 There's like one kid who has a magical glandular problem, 272 00:11:34,738 --> 00:11:36,829 and his butt's like fallen through the floor. 273 00:11:36,829 --> 00:11:38,675 He'd make a pretty terrible weather pony. 274 00:11:38,675 --> 00:11:40,539 There's also a big machine in here, 275 00:11:40,539 --> 00:11:42,121 and it looks like about six ponies in 276 00:11:42,121 --> 00:11:44,375 Mexican wrestler masks and sweat clothes are watching it. 277 00:11:44,375 --> 00:11:46,068 There's cookies and punch by the door. 278 00:11:46,068 --> 00:11:46,860 Polko flies off. 279 00:11:46,860 --> 00:11:48,619 She says she's got to talk to her boss, 280 00:11:48,619 --> 00:11:50,120 and that there's cookies and punch by the door. 281 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:51,416 (TZ) WHAT IS THE MACHINE FOR? 282 00:11:51,416 --> 00:11:51,947 (RD) Nothing... 283 00:11:51,947 --> 00:11:54,707 (SL) So...Orion. You love you some-- 284 00:11:54,707 --> 00:11:54,957 HOO! 285 00:11:54,957 --> 00:11:56,167 Scootaloo. Do ya? 286 00:11:56,167 --> 00:11:58,694 (OC) Um...well maybe LOVE isn't the right word. 287 00:11:58,694 --> 00:12:01,162 (SL) Well baby, the sky is like a big ocean. 288 00:12:01,162 --> 00:12:03,176 And I'm your little love anemone. 289 00:12:03,176 --> 00:12:05,262 (OC) I thought sea anemones reproduced asexually. 290 00:12:05,262 --> 00:12:08,292 (SL) Not this sea anemone, my hunkalicious manatee. 291 00:12:08,292 --> 00:12:10,298 (OC) It's just what my mom would say... 292 00:12:11,148 --> 00:12:13,353 I don't try to understand the fillies in my life, 293 00:12:13,353 --> 00:12:14,886 I just enjoy their company. 294 00:12:14,886 --> 00:12:19,768 (AU) My mom was really good at embroidery. 295 00:12:19,768 --> 00:12:21,120 (AB) Y'all should be a tuna. 296 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:22,446 'Cause they're the chickens of the sea. 297 00:12:22,446 --> 00:12:24,051 (RD) Suddenly, everyone goes quiet. 298 00:12:24,051 --> 00:12:24,951 And their attention turns to 299 00:12:24,951 --> 00:12:27,103 the most awesome supervisor in the world. 300 00:12:27,103 --> 00:12:29,230 Who has just stepped on the balcony above you. 301 00:12:29,230 --> 00:12:30,822 She's got her mask on backwards again, 302 00:12:30,822 --> 00:12:32,762 but she was in a hurry because she was late. 303 00:12:32,762 --> 00:12:33,537 So...you know. 304 00:12:33,537 --> 00:12:36,052 But you can just tell that she's the fastest supervisor 305 00:12:36,052 --> 00:12:36,854 in Equestria. 306 00:12:36,854 --> 00:12:39,176 She can't breathe or anything so she takes off her mask 307 00:12:39,176 --> 00:12:40,229 so she can turn it around and... 308 00:12:40,229 --> 00:12:42,230 OMGOSH!!! IT'S RAINBOW DASH!!! 309 00:12:42,230 --> 00:12:43,113 She's so awesome!! 310 00:12:43,113 --> 00:12:44,020 (AB) Hi Rainbow Dash!! 311 00:12:44,020 --> 00:12:45,631 (RD) Well hey guys! How's it going? 312 00:12:45,631 --> 00:12:47,762 (SL) We're ok baby, how about you? 313 00:12:47,762 --> 00:12:49,292 Wanna meet my new boyfriend? 314 00:12:49,292 --> 00:12:51,114 (RD) Yeah sure! I'll come right down! 315 00:12:51,114 --> 00:12:54,540 (Polko the Clown) Hey boss! Uh...aren't we supposed to...uh...you know? 316 00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:57,176 (RD) Uh...yeah about that... 317 00:12:57,176 --> 00:13:00,143 I was thinking that maybe...you know... 318 00:13:00,143 --> 00:13:03,781 I'm really tired today, and the kids just got here. 319 00:13:03,781 --> 00:13:06,719 And there's cookies and punch by the door. 320 00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:07,903 And I brought my stereo. 321 00:13:07,903 --> 00:13:11,520 So...instead of doing the thing 322 00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:13,650 that we normally do... 323 00:13:13,650 --> 00:13:14,583 Uh...maybe...we could have a 324 00:13:14,583 --> 00:13:15,557 Pizza Party!!! 325 00:13:15,557 --> 00:13:17,114 (PtheC) Okay. First thing; 326 00:13:17,114 --> 00:13:18,490 we can't afford that many pizzas. 327 00:13:18,490 --> 00:13:19,401 Second thing; 328 00:13:19,401 --> 00:13:20,780 the only reason we afford anything at all 329 00:13:20,780 --> 00:13:21,800 is because someone is paying us 330 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:22,772 to do a job!! 331 00:13:22,772 --> 00:13:24,126 (RD) WELL IT'S A SUCKY JOB!!! 332 00:13:24,126 --> 00:13:25,264 (AB) Hey rainbow dash. 333 00:13:25,264 --> 00:13:26,305 (RD) Hey Apple Bloom. 334 00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:28,600 (AB) How come you're wearing a wrestler mask? 335 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:31,069 (RD) Oh! Well it's the dress code that we have to wear a mask. 336 00:13:31,069 --> 00:13:34,353 'Cause this whole factory thing is like a secret conspiracy 337 00:13:34,353 --> 00:13:36,067 except moral was really low because 338 00:13:36,067 --> 00:13:37,536 all we did was secretly grind ponies into 339 00:13:37,536 --> 00:13:38,431 other rainbows. 340 00:13:38,431 --> 00:13:40,190 So I thought it would really help everyone 341 00:13:40,190 --> 00:13:41,656 to do "Crazy tight mondays", 342 00:13:41,656 --> 00:13:43,308 and "Casual Fridays". 343 00:13:43,308 --> 00:13:44,852 But they still have to wear the masks, 344 00:13:44,852 --> 00:13:46,721 but the WRESTLER masks are individual. 345 00:13:46,721 --> 00:13:48,593 So everyone gets to feel like they're 346 00:13:48,593 --> 00:13:49,655 recognized and important. 347 00:13:49,655 --> 00:13:50,822 (AB) That's really nice... 348 00:13:50,822 --> 00:13:53,215 (RD) I've only been working here for 3 days, 349 00:13:53,215 --> 00:13:54,747 but I'm already like the best supervisor. 350 00:13:54,747 --> 00:13:58,314 (AB) Um...what was that part about the rainbows 351 00:13:58,314 --> 00:13:59,753 and the grinding again? 352 00:13:59,753 --> 00:14:00,263 (RD) Oh... 353 00:14:00,263 --> 00:14:02,292 (PC) MAN YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL THEM!! 354 00:14:02,292 --> 00:14:03,323 THEY DON'T CALL IT A CONSPIRACY 355 00:14:03,323 --> 00:14:04,446 BECAUSE YOU ANNOUNCE IT TO A ROOM 356 00:14:04,446 --> 00:14:05,563 OF 100 CHILDREN!! 357 00:14:05,563 --> 00:14:06,975 NOW I DRESSED UP LIKE WILLY WONKA 358 00:14:06,975 --> 00:14:08,248 AND A CLOWN FOR NOTHING!!! 359 00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:10,853 (OC) See! Outrage!! Totally justified!!! 360 00:14:10,853 --> 00:14:14,248 (AU) WE'RE GONNA BE GROUNDED UP INTO RAINBOWS!! 361 00:14:14,248 --> 00:14:16,512 (RD) No!! There's punch and cookies by the door. 362 00:14:16,512 --> 00:14:17,561 No rainbows!! 363 00:14:17,561 --> 00:14:18,400 Pizza Party!!! 364 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,114 (SL) You've been grinding up ponies, baby? 365 00:14:20,114 --> 00:14:22,291 Are you sure you don't mean grinding up ON ponies? 366 00:14:22,291 --> 00:14:22,685 HOO! 367 00:14:22,685 --> 00:14:24,747 (RD) NO! I HAVEN'T DONE ANY GRINDING!! 368 00:14:24,747 --> 00:14:26,522 On the first day, I locked myself in the bathroom, 369 00:14:26,522 --> 00:14:27,630 and I was all like: 370 00:14:27,630 --> 00:14:30,007 No! No-- the bathroom is occupied!!! 371 00:14:30,007 --> 00:14:34,006 You can't come in-- you can't make me go out of there!! 372 00:14:34,006 --> 00:14:36,659 You didn't tell me it was going to be little children!! 373 00:14:36,659 --> 00:14:40,413 (...rainbow babble...) 374 00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:41,945 And they had to break down the door, 375 00:14:41,945 --> 00:14:44,093 and drag me outta there, and the sent me home after 376 00:14:44,093 --> 00:14:47,094 On the second day, they had the key so they didn't have to break anything down. 377 00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:48,822 And today's the third day, and we've earned a break 378 00:14:48,822 --> 00:14:50,339 and we should have a pizza party!!! 379 00:14:50,339 --> 00:14:51,946 There's cookies and punch by the door. 380 00:14:51,946 --> 00:14:53,370 (AB) Well what's the point? 381 00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:55,538 (RD) Okay. There's a really good reason for this, 382 00:14:55,538 --> 00:14:56,853 and I can totally explain. 383 00:14:56,853 --> 00:14:58,389 ...maybe over some pizza? 384 00:14:58,389 --> 00:14:59,571 (PC) No... 385 00:14:59,571 --> 00:15:03,007 (OC) There's no good reason for us to be ground into rainbows. 386 00:15:03,007 --> 00:15:04,502 (TZ) I AM A NORMAL PONY. 387 00:15:04,692 --> 00:15:08,268 AND AS SUCH I DESIRE A NORMAL EXPLANATION, 388 00:15:08,268 --> 00:15:11,476 IN DETAIL...OF THE RITUAL SACRIFICE OF CHILDREN. 389 00:15:11,476 --> 00:15:12,468 (PC looks at RD) 390 00:15:12,468 --> 00:15:13,857 (RD) Who...me? 391 00:15:13,857 --> 00:15:15,657 (PC) You're the one who told them in the first place! 392 00:15:15,657 --> 00:15:17,662 (RD) Um...ok, give me a second. 393 00:15:17,662 --> 00:15:18,291 click 394 00:15:18,291 --> 00:15:20,728 [cue funky techno music] 395 00:15:26,247 --> 00:15:29,216 [ ❤ doo doo doo ❤ ] 396 00:15:42,166 --> 00:15:44,210 ♬ You will be turned into rainbows ♬ 397 00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:46,294 ♬ Everyone will be so happy ♬ 398 00:15:46,294 --> 00:15:48,056 ♬ You'll be gone, but that's okay ♬ 399 00:15:48,056 --> 00:15:50,202 ♬ Oh hey, cheer up! It's not that crappy. ♬ 400 00:15:50,202 --> 00:15:52,307 ♬ If you assume it your life goal ♬ 401 00:15:52,307 --> 00:15:54,299 ♬ to convert into a rainbow. ♬ 402 00:15:54,299 --> 00:15:56,294 ♬ You'd dare not be dissappointed, ♬ 403 00:15:56,294 --> 00:15:58,356 ♬ once I stuff you into this hole. ♬ 404 00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:08,234 ♬ This is where we take your taxes, ♬ 405 00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:10,238 ♬ Where we make the weather wanted. ♬ 406 00:16:10,238 --> 00:16:12,214 ♬ We're not chemists, so don't ask us ♬ 407 00:16:12,214 --> 00:16:14,241 ♬ how this method got so vaunted. ♬ 408 00:16:14,318 --> 00:16:16,378 ♬ This job does not need a degree, ♬ 409 00:16:16,378 --> 00:16:18,346 ♬ That is how they got stuck with me. ♬ 410 00:16:18,346 --> 00:16:20,312 ♬ I need this for healthcare, you see. ♬ 411 00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:22,337 ♬ So I can afford therapy! ♬ 412 00:16:26,456 --> 00:16:29,700 [ ❤ doo doo doo ❤ ] 413 00:16:30,180 --> 00:16:32,800 (PC) Man, there is a good reason, but that don't tell them nothing! 414 00:16:32,988 --> 00:16:35,488 (RD) What do you mean? I need the friggin' health benefits. 415 00:16:35,488 --> 00:16:37,272 (PC) That's it?! What about the history?? 416 00:16:37,272 --> 00:16:39,772 (RD) The history is that I'm not going back to eleven twenty-five an hour, 417 00:16:39,772 --> 00:16:42,939 because I eat too much fast food,and it's really hard to pay my bills... 418 00:16:42,939 --> 00:16:43,617 [awkward silence] 419 00:16:43,617 --> 00:16:46,470 Okay, I'll admit that they usually say you should do it for the love of the job 420 00:16:46,470 --> 00:16:48,884 and not the money, but the economy is really rough right now, 421 00:16:48,884 --> 00:16:50,037 and this is the best I could get. 422 00:16:50,037 --> 00:16:54,271 (PC) You know what? Forget you! I'm gonna' explain it Losino style! Listen up kids! 423 00:16:58,366 --> 00:17:00,238 ♬ Let's go back to a thousand years ago. ♬ 424 00:17:00,238 --> 00:17:02,099 ♬ Everything you know is owned by Celestia ♬ 425 00:17:02,099 --> 00:17:04,113 ♬ The tiny blade of grass that fed on the sun. ♬ 426 00:17:04,113 --> 00:17:06,160 ♬ The tiny grasshopper that fed on the grass. ♬ 427 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:08,207 ♬ The snake in the grass that fed on the grasshopper. ♬ 428 00:17:08,207 --> 00:17:10,099 ♬ And the holy evil government owned by Celestia. ♬ 429 00:17:10,099 --> 00:17:12,083 ♬ All things trod beneath an iron hoof. ♬ 430 00:17:12,083 --> 00:17:14,329 ♬ United, provided, divided by Celestia. ♬ 431 00:17:14,329 --> 00:17:16,144 ♬ All hailed humbly to the mighty god. ♬ 432 00:17:16,144 --> 00:17:17,374 ♬ Until one day ♬ 433 00:17:17,374 --> 00:17:20,120 Then...came...the war!!! 434 00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:22,323 [musical guitar music] 435 00:17:22,323 --> 00:17:24,323 ♬ Nightmare Moon swept from the sky ♬ 436 00:17:24,323 --> 00:17:26,222 ♬ lasers from her eyes and teeth like knives. ♬ 437 00:17:26,222 --> 00:17:28,130 ♬ The power of our god was simply not enough ♬ 438 00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:29,965 ♬ to overcome....her sister! ♬ 439 00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:32,146 ♬ The one had sacrificed a piece of her mind ♬ 440 00:17:32,146 --> 00:17:34,266 ♬ to the dark gods for deeds unkind! ♬ 441 00:17:34,266 --> 00:17:36,038 ♬ Hope seemed lost, until the time ♬ 442 00:17:36,038 --> 00:17:41,783 ♬ Celestia....developed....a plan! ♬ 443 00:17:42,353 --> 00:17:44,288 ♬ pitch one power to retain the rest! ♬ 444 00:17:44,288 --> 00:17:46,206 ♬ Sacrifice in turn was the gist. ♬ 445 00:17:46,206 --> 00:17:48,209 ♬ With so many, what was one? ♬ 446 00:17:48,209 --> 00:17:50,323 ♬ This foul war MUST BE DONE!!! ♬ 447 00:17:50,323 --> 00:17:52,215 ♬ It must be something she could do without. ♬ 448 00:17:52,215 --> 00:17:53,980 ♬ A superfluous power she could leave out. ♬ 449 00:17:53,980 --> 00:17:56,113 ♬ She purveyed them all, and made her decision. ♬ 450 00:17:56,113 --> 00:17:58,176 ♬ She rested her choice, her prismatic precision. ♬ 451 00:17:58,176 --> 00:18:00,074 ♬ No more rainbows was her decree! ♬ 452 00:18:00,074 --> 00:18:02,145 ♬ Equestria's ponies would pay this fee! ♬ 453 00:18:02,145 --> 00:18:04,323 ♬ But petty politics sought another route! ♬ 454 00:18:04,323 --> 00:18:06,113 ♬ The electorate could not do without! ♬ 455 00:18:06,113 --> 00:18:08,114 ♬ So the duty fell to the pegasi, ♬ 456 00:18:08,114 --> 00:18:09,403 ♬ And when they found the solution, ♬ 457 00:18:09,403 --> 00:18:10,583 ♬ they began to cry. ♬ 458 00:18:10,583 --> 00:18:14,145 OHHH NOOO!!!! 459 00:18:14,145 --> 00:18:15,904 ♬ We can't procure pigments without grinding our youth. ♬ 460 00:18:15,904 --> 00:18:18,114 ♬ Into a fine mist of color, and that is the truth! ♬ 461 00:18:18,114 --> 00:18:20,206 ♬ But our pleas for reprieve fell upon deaf ears! ♬ 462 00:18:20,206 --> 00:18:22,144 ♬ And the exit polls showed our greatest fears. ♬ 463 00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:24,007 ♬ We must make rainbows, there wasn't a choice! ♬ 464 00:18:24,007 --> 00:18:27,069 ♬ The boneheads and mud ponies smothered our voice! ♬ 465 00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:32,223 ♬ And so... ♬ 466 00:18:32,223 --> 00:18:34,114 ♬ We built... ♬ 467 00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:36,914 ♬ A machiiiiinnneee!!! ♬ 468 00:18:36,914 --> 00:18:37,978 [dramatic pause] 469 00:18:37,978 --> 00:18:40,112 (TZ) YOUR PLANS ARE INTERESTING. 470 00:18:40,112 --> 00:18:42,253 BUT I THINK THEY MAY BE IMPROVED UPON. 471 00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:44,953 FOR EXAMPLE, PERHAPS WE MIGHT INSCRIBE 472 00:18:44,953 --> 00:18:46,888 CERTAIN WORDS ON THE MACHINE WHEN THE 473 00:18:46,888 --> 00:18:48,686 CHILDREN ARE SACRIFICED. 474 00:18:48,686 --> 00:18:52,194 (RD) Aww... see? What a great kid! She's so helpful! 475 00:18:52,194 --> 00:18:53,568 We should throw a pizza party! 476 00:18:53,568 --> 00:18:56,629 (PC) No way! If we don't do this now, it's gonna be us in that thing! 477 00:18:56,629 --> 00:18:57,877 Bring one of those kids up! 478 00:18:57,877 --> 00:19:01,235 (RD) Oh...I dunno. Maybe we should sing another song... 479 00:19:01,235 --> 00:19:02,919 (PC) WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR ANOTHER SONG!!! 480 00:19:02,919 --> 00:19:06,006 We'll sing tomorrow, now just hurry up and do what's gotta be done! 481 00:19:06,006 --> 00:19:07,327 (RD) OKAY!!!! 482 00:19:07,327 --> 00:19:12,235 Okay... Orion. Now you just sit here, al-alright... 483 00:19:12,235 --> 00:19:13,166 (PC) Come on!!!! 484 00:19:13,166 --> 00:19:15,920 (RD crying) Um-okay... so we discovered... 485 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:17,449 that for whatever reason... 486 00:19:17,449 --> 00:19:21,158 the rainbow process works better if you're holding a puppy. 487 00:19:21,158 --> 00:19:23,006 So...here's a puppy. 488 00:19:23,006 --> 00:19:27,128 I...I named him "Mr. Snuffles" because of the way he tickles my neck. 489 00:19:27,128 --> 00:19:31,950 And...and also, it works better if you hold a picture of your family. 490 00:19:31,950 --> 00:19:36,764 So...here's a nice picture we got of your parents, wishing you good luck on the exam. 491 00:19:36,764 --> 00:19:43,691 And also--also it works better if you have a box of crayons. 492 00:19:43,691 --> 00:19:46,005 So that yo--so that you can color... 493 00:19:46,005 --> 00:19:48,858 when you go to pony HEAVEN!! [sob... (ಥ﹏ಥ) ] 494 00:19:48,858 --> 00:19:49,629 (PC) Man, get over it!! 495 00:19:49,629 --> 00:19:51,535 After a few of these it's like nothing! 496 00:19:51,535 --> 00:19:53,235 Sure you stay up late at night, thinking about 497 00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:54,950 how your family will think of you. 498 00:19:54,950 --> 00:19:57,006 You wonder what pony hell is gonna be like. 499 00:19:57,006 --> 00:19:58,889 But, other than that it's no big deal 500 00:19:58,889 --> 00:19:59,630 (RD) NO!!! 501 00:19:59,630 --> 00:20:00,420 (PC) Come on man!! 502 00:20:00,420 --> 00:20:02,660 (RD) WAIT!! I'M NOT READY!! 503 00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:04,421 (AB) I think maybe we should escape. 504 00:20:04,421 --> 00:20:06,296 (TZ) THAT PONY IS GOING TO BE SACRIFICED! 505 00:20:06,296 --> 00:20:09,327 OH, I'M GOING TO UTTER A PRAYER SO HARD. 506 00:20:09,327 --> 00:20:09,919 [pause] 507 00:20:09,919 --> 00:20:12,327 I MEAN, YES WE--UM--YEAH WE SHOULD ESCAPE. 508 00:20:12,327 --> 00:20:14,481 (AU) But how are we going to escape? 509 00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:17,766 My wing is broken so I can't fly! 510 00:20:17,766 --> 00:20:19,536 (SL) She makes a good point, baby. 511 00:20:19,536 --> 00:20:22,067 We are surrounded by an impenetrable prison of fluffy clouds. 512 00:20:22,067 --> 00:20:24,935 And a hundred of us unrestrained children are being guarded 513 00:20:24,935 --> 00:20:28,037 by no less than six colorful winged ponies!! 514 00:20:28,037 --> 00:20:30,344 Surely nothing could more terrifying. 515 00:20:30,344 --> 00:20:32,359 (AB) We need to devise an extraordinary plan!! 516 00:20:32,359 --> 00:20:33,067 (TZ) NO. 517 00:20:33,067 --> 00:20:35,451 I'M SURE A REGULAR PLAN WILL BE JUST FINE. 518 00:20:35,451 --> 00:20:38,166 (AU) Maybe we can tell everyone to 519 00:20:38,166 --> 00:20:41,949 follow the secrets from the exam from earlier, 520 00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:46,598 and each secret will be a code for a particular kind of attack! 521 00:20:46,598 --> 00:20:48,828 (TZ) OH, I'M SORRY. YOU MEAN THE EXAM THAT EVERYONE 522 00:20:48,828 --> 00:20:51,329 IN THIS ROOM WAS TOO MENTALLY DEFICIENT TO PASS? 523 00:20:51,329 --> 00:20:52,765 (AB) We need to think of a distraction. 524 00:20:52,765 --> 00:20:53,796 (SL) HEY EVERYONE!! 525 00:20:53,796 --> 00:20:54,908 LOOK AT SCOOTALOO DANCE!! 526 00:20:54,908 --> 00:20:56,505 (AB) WE NEED TO THINK OF A DISTRACTION THAT DOESN'T 527 00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:58,253 DRAW ATTENTION TO US!!!! 528 00:20:58,253 --> 00:21:01,659 (AU) OH MY GOD THEIR GOING TO GRIND US INTO 529 00:21:01,659 --> 00:21:03,327 RAINBOWS!!!! 530 00:21:03,327 --> 00:21:03,906 [pause] 531 00:21:03,906 --> 00:21:05,006 EVERYBODY PANIC!! 532 00:21:05,006 --> 00:21:06,648 [cue panic noises] 533 00:21:06,648 --> 00:21:07,995 (RD) Oh My Gosh. Wait guys! 534 00:21:07,995 --> 00:21:10,128 We--we don't have to get violent!! 535 00:21:10,128 --> 00:21:10,709 We can still have a 536 00:21:10,709 --> 00:21:11,271 Pizza Party!! 537 00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:13,211 There's punch and cookies by the door!! 538 00:21:13,211 --> 00:21:14,234 (AB) Good work Aurora!! 539 00:21:14,234 --> 00:21:15,505 Now everyone run! 540 00:21:15,505 --> 00:21:16,389 [runs to door] 541 00:21:16,389 --> 00:21:19,343 IT'S LOCKED! AND MADE OF CLOUDS!! WHAT DO WE DO? 542 00:21:19,343 --> 00:21:21,566 [cue Thrakerzod #2!!] 543 00:21:21,566 --> 00:21:23,317 (AB) Did y'all just come from over there? 544 00:21:23,317 --> 00:21:24,314 (TZ #2) YES. 545 00:21:24,314 --> 00:21:25,975 I HAVE TRAVERSED THE PLANE OF 546 00:21:25,975 --> 00:21:27,067 THE RAINBOW FACTORY. 547 00:21:27,067 --> 00:21:29,735 (SL) Tell us how to boogie on outta here baby!! 548 00:21:29,735 --> 00:21:31,129 (TZ) VERY WELL. 549 00:21:31,129 --> 00:21:33,097 YOU CAN START BY RUNNING UP THE STAIRS, 550 00:21:33,097 --> 00:21:33,967 TO THE CRYPT. 551 00:21:33,967 --> 00:21:35,951 GRAB THE BOOK FROM THE SKELETONS, 552 00:21:35,951 --> 00:21:38,721 AND PASS INTO THE PIT OF THE PENDULUM. 553 00:21:38,721 --> 00:21:40,482 KNOCK OVER THE COLUMN, 554 00:21:40,482 --> 00:21:43,481 AND CLIMB INTO THE KING'S STOREROOM!! 555 00:21:43,481 --> 00:21:45,536 SMASH THE CLAY POTS TO FIND THE KEY, 556 00:21:45,536 --> 00:21:48,450 TO LEAD YOU INTO THE CHAMBER OF THE SECRET MARKERS!! 557 00:21:48,450 --> 00:21:50,920 MATCH THE SYMBOLS ON THE RIGHT TO THOSE ON THE LEFT, 558 00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:52,066 AND PASS INTO THE ROOM OF 559 00:21:52,066 --> 00:21:53,796 THE ANCIENT WARRIORS!! 560 00:21:53,796 --> 00:21:55,567 PLACE YOURSELF IN THE CORRECT ARMOR, 561 00:21:55,567 --> 00:21:56,690 AND OPEN THE DOOR TO THE 562 00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:59,567 SHRINE OF THE SILVER MONKEY. 563 00:21:59,567 --> 00:22:01,766 ASSEMBLE THE STATUE, AND YOU MAY BE HEADED TO THE 564 00:22:01,766 --> 00:22:03,857 ROOM OF THE SECRET PASSWORD!! 565 00:22:03,857 --> 00:22:06,189 FIND THE TABLET WITH THE CORRECT INSCRIPTION 566 00:22:06,189 --> 00:22:07,629 AND SHOUT IT TO OPEN THE DOOR TO THE 567 00:22:07,629 --> 00:22:09,741 PHARAOH'S SECRET PASSAGE!! 568 00:22:09,741 --> 00:22:11,364 SLIDE DOWN THE TUNNEL, TO THE 569 00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:13,056 QUICKSAND BOUGH, WHERE YOU CAN SMASH THROUGH TO 570 00:22:13,056 --> 00:22:14,952 THE DARK FOREST!! 571 00:22:14,952 --> 00:22:17,196 BUT BEWARE OF THE TEMPLE GUARDS 572 00:22:17,196 --> 00:22:19,098 WHICH MAY INHABIT THE TREES. 573 00:22:19,098 --> 00:22:20,479 FIND THE KEY IN THE TREE, AND YOU'LL ENTER 574 00:22:20,479 --> 00:22:23,072 THE JESTER'S COURT!! 575 00:22:23,072 --> 00:22:24,919 PRESS YOURSELF AGAINST THE CORRECT WALL 576 00:22:24,919 --> 00:22:26,740 PAINTING, AND YOU'LL GAIN ENTRY TO 577 00:22:26,740 --> 00:22:28,358 THE TOMB OF THE HEADLESS KINGS!! 578 00:22:28,358 --> 00:22:30,887 PULL THE VINES TO RELEASE THEIR BONES. 579 00:22:30,887 --> 00:22:33,536 AND ATTACH THE MISSING SKULLS TO THE 580 00:22:33,536 --> 00:22:34,234 PROPER KING. 581 00:22:34,234 --> 00:22:35,452 THEN RACE THROUGH THE VENT, 582 00:22:35,452 --> 00:22:36,690 CLIMB THROUGH THE LEDGES, 583 00:22:36,690 --> 00:22:37,752 RACE DOWN THE STAIRS, 584 00:22:37,752 --> 00:22:39,449 AND BACK THROUGH THE TEMPLE GATE. 585 00:22:39,449 --> 00:22:41,844 THE CHOICES ARE YOURS AND YOURS ALONE!! 586 00:22:41,844 --> 00:22:45,006 (AU) You guys, go ahead! 587 00:22:45,006 --> 00:22:51,140 I will wait here and violently rage a war between 588 00:22:51,140 --> 00:22:52,982 Rainbow Dash. 589 00:22:52,982 --> 00:22:53,796 (AB) 'Kay, bye!! 590 00:22:53,796 --> 00:22:56,119 (RD) Hey kid! Did Apple Bloom and her friends [snap] go that way? 591 00:22:56,119 --> 00:22:58,526 Oh my gosh!! I'm so sorry!! 592 00:22:58,526 --> 00:23:01,766 I--um--uh--here. 593 00:23:01,766 --> 00:23:02,741 (RD narrates) So you guys do really well! 594 00:23:02,741 --> 00:23:06,012 You make it all the way to the room of the Silver Monkey. 595 00:23:06,012 --> 00:23:07,995 (AB) I'm trying to force it, but it won't go!! 596 00:23:07,995 --> 00:23:09,235 (TZ & TZ) THE HEAD IS BACKWARDS. 597 00:23:09,235 --> 00:23:10,607 (SL) Try jiggling it around! 598 00:23:10,607 --> 00:23:11,958 (TZ & TZ) THE HEAD IS BACKWARDS. 599 00:23:11,958 --> 00:23:13,057 (AB) Maybe it's broken... 600 00:23:13,057 --> 00:23:14,451 (TZ & TZ) THE HEAD IS BACKWARDS!!! 601 00:23:14,451 --> 00:23:15,889 (RD) Then you get grabbed by temple guards. 602 00:23:15,889 --> 00:23:17,727 They take you to the main factory, 603 00:23:17,727 --> 00:23:18,887 where everyone has calmed down now, 604 00:23:18,887 --> 00:23:20,450 and they're enjoying the punch and cookies. 605 00:23:20,450 --> 00:23:21,861 You don't know how that came to pass, 606 00:23:21,861 --> 00:23:23,648 but they do look like good cookies... 607 00:23:23,648 --> 00:23:24,470 [ BLAM!!!! ] 608 00:23:24,470 --> 00:23:26,328 (AB) RUN THRACKERZOD!! HELP US!!! 609 00:23:26,328 --> 00:23:27,455 [ ANOTHER BLAM!!! ] 610 00:23:27,455 --> 00:23:29,526 (AB) How long before you think y'all come back? 611 00:23:29,526 --> 00:23:32,525 (TZ) I ALREADY OPENED THE DOOR FOR YOU AND GAVE YOU DIRECTIONS. 612 00:23:32,525 --> 00:23:34,266 WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!? 613 00:23:34,266 --> 00:23:35,859 (RD) The temple guards leave you at the top of the Rainbow Machine, 614 00:23:35,859 --> 00:23:38,525 where Orion is still sitting with his puppy and stuff. 615 00:23:38,525 --> 00:23:40,982 Dash has cleverly taped an out of order sign 616 00:23:40,982 --> 00:23:42,389 to the operating lever on the thing, 617 00:23:42,389 --> 00:23:43,827 so the day is probably saved. 618 00:23:43,827 --> 00:23:45,088 (PC) Very funny man. 619 00:23:45,088 --> 00:23:46,210 I'm the factory engineer. 620 00:23:46,210 --> 00:23:47,797 I think I'd know if the machine was broken down. 621 00:23:47,797 --> 00:23:49,149 (RD) You don't know!! You didn't check it first. 622 00:23:49,149 --> 00:23:51,858 We have to close down for maintenance!! 623 00:23:51,858 --> 00:23:53,057 (PC) Alright boss, I know your new, and this is hard. 624 00:23:53,057 --> 00:23:55,135 Look, I'll tell you what. 625 00:23:55,135 --> 00:23:57,179 How 'bout we take the kid and the puppy off the machine. 626 00:23:57,179 --> 00:23:58,636 And we just do a practice run, ok? 627 00:23:58,636 --> 00:24:00,088 (RD) Okay... 628 00:24:00,088 --> 00:24:02,273 (PC) Now come over here, and pull the lever, man. 629 00:24:02,273 --> 00:24:05,858 (RD) Right...the lever...uh which part was that again? 630 00:24:05,858 --> 00:24:07,735 I THINK I SHOULD GO TO THE BATHROOM 631 00:24:07,735 --> 00:24:08,617 AND CHECK THE MANUAL. 632 00:24:08,617 --> 00:24:09,388 REALLY LOUDLY! 633 00:24:09,388 --> 00:24:10,950 (PC) The bathroom doesn't have locks anymore. 634 00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:12,242 (RD) That's ok! 635 00:24:12,242 --> 00:24:14,327 (PC) Look, I'll show you. It's not so bad, see? 636 00:24:14,327 --> 00:24:15,574 (RD) Polko the Engineer Clown pulls the lever. 637 00:24:15,574 --> 00:24:18,119 The crayons and a picture of Orion's family 638 00:24:18,119 --> 00:24:21,215 fall into the hole and disappear into a pit of wiring blades. 639 00:24:21,215 --> 00:24:23,470 After some silly noises a stream of colorful rainbows 640 00:24:23,470 --> 00:24:25,953 flows out of the bottom of the machine and into a giant vat. 641 00:24:25,953 --> 00:24:28,711 (PC) Did--di--did that thing just make rainbows. 642 00:24:28,711 --> 00:24:31,494 (RD) Yeah... That's what it's supposed to do right? 643 00:24:31,494 --> 00:24:33,649 (PC) Out of crayons and a picture of a family? 644 00:24:33,649 --> 00:24:35,040 Are you kidding me?!? 645 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:36,087 We don't even need a kid? 646 00:24:36,087 --> 00:24:37,959 (RD) Um... I guess so. 647 00:24:37,959 --> 00:24:40,743 (PC) Quick!! Put another picture of a kid's family on there!! 648 00:24:40,743 --> 00:24:43,327 (RD) We do, and sure enough the machine produces 649 00:24:43,327 --> 00:24:43,926 another batch of rainbows. 650 00:24:43,926 --> 00:24:46,659 (PC) Aw man...I can't believe we're going to 651 00:24:46,659 --> 00:24:47,921 pony hell for nothing. 652 00:24:47,921 --> 00:24:49,545 (RD) So given the new circumstances, 653 00:24:49,545 --> 00:24:51,409 you guys and all the other kids go home 654 00:24:51,409 --> 00:24:52,425 to your families. 655 00:24:52,425 --> 00:24:53,709 Where you're allowed to take happy pictures, 656 00:24:53,709 --> 00:24:55,241 that are then fed into a horrible machine 657 00:24:55,241 --> 00:24:57,910 for the nefarious purposes of the government. 658 00:24:57,910 --> 00:25:01,335 Also politicians celebrate by lowering taxes for the rich. 659 00:25:01,335 --> 00:25:02,948 Yay government!! 660 00:25:02,948 --> 00:25:03,648 So... 661 00:25:03,648 --> 00:25:04,711 The End! 662 00:25:05,651 --> 00:25:08,918 Subtitles Created/edited By: @yahooeny--Enoch Kim 暉庭 王 musickat2199--Laurel 663 00:25:10,178 --> 00:25:12,827 We apologize for any mistakes and other things we did wrong when subtitling the video. 664 00:25:14,417 --> 00:25:16,877 But if we did good, tell us in the comments!!! 665 00:25:19,867 --> 00:25:22,398 (。◕‿◕。) (。◕‿◕。) (。◕‿◕。)