0:00:01.174,0:00:03.494
(Twilight) [br]Hey chump, I hear you need some inane favor.

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(Rainbow Dash) [br]Uh, yeah, Twilight could you please hack "Trixie Variety Show" for me?

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(Twilight) [br]Do What Now?

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(Rainbow Dash) [br]It's a website where they show videos that Trixie likes and a lot of ponies go there

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And I want ponies to see my videos, so please hack them.

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(Twilight) [br]Ok, there are a number of problems with your brilliant plan, and one of them is that I don't know how to hack computers.

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(Rainbow Dash) [br]But I thought you knew Linux!

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(Twilight) [br]I don't.

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(Rainbow Dash) [br]But it's okay! I bought a book!

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And you can read it and use your brain to learn how!

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(Twilight) [br]Another problem is that I don't care!

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(Rainbow Dash) Man, friggin "Trixie Variety Show" keeps putting my videos into footnote updates which they call "Roundups",

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(Rainbow Dash) And sometimes that's only after I pester them.

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(Rainbow Dash) One of them told me in an email that he thought my videos were boring, played-out stories that no one wants to hear again!

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(Twilight) Well, it sounds like they don't care either, so the circle is complete.

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(Rainbow Dash) Darn it, I've got my own songs, a lengthy script with over 250 lines of dialogue,

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(Rainbow Dash) Several voice actors and the entire thing is hand-drawn and edited frame by over 1000 frames!

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(Rainbow Dash) Seriously! I had more than 1000 pictures in this folder, BUT THEY SAID THEY'RE NOT GONNA TOUCH IT!

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(Twilight) Well, if they let everyone get by on that amount of effort, I'd imagine they'd be buried in thousands of submissions doing the exact same thing.

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(Twilight) They, gotta set standards.

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(Rainbow Dash) Some guy named "Alclop Pones" made it to the media page by doing a half-assed one minute voiceover of a scene from Peter Pan.

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(Rainbow Dash) And another user made it to the media page by adding the chorus "Space Jam" to that.

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(Twilight) Why do you want this on this website again?

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(Rainbow Dash) I NEED TO BE LOVED!

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(Twilight) Okay, look.

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(Twilight) It's obvious that the video submission is run fairly unprofessionally,

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(Twilight) So if anything, your videos are being bounced or shuffled aside because the guys in charge have a prejudice against

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(Twilight) whatever it is you're reading.

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(Twilight) So since they're probably not really watching the video to verify quality,

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(Twilight) I figure you should just change the title to something else.

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(Rainbow Dash) Would I get in trouble for that?

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(Twilight) I dunno.

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[mmps mmmps, mmmps, mmmps, dat music]

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(RD)Rainbow Dash Presents:[br]Captain Hook the Biker Gorilla

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(RD) [br]"(Secretly it's Rainbow Factory!)"

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(RD)[br]Also, check out my new fireplace!

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(Apple Bloom)[br]This is kinda a long intro, here.

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(RD)[br]Yeah I know! It's a long video!

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[Fade to Black]

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(RD)[br]It's a bright, springtime day in Cloudsdale!

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The weather is predictably perfect and the reason is because

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Today is the day of the Pegasus' exams for all the little fillies and colts.

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Scootaloo, you've just turned old enough to take your test.

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You woke up feeling a little nervous, but after barfing once you feel a lot better!

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(Apple Bloom)[br]That's gross.

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(RD)[br]Applebloom and Sweetie Belle are here for moral support!

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They decided to come along after seeing how weary you were,

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so they're tied to your tail and some balloon so they won't fall down.

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(Thrakerzod)[br]THE STRING IS CHAFFING ME.

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THAT IS NORMAL.

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(Scootaloo)[br]Don't worry, baby. I know juust the thing to soothe those rubbin' burns.

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HOO!

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(RD)[br]So you go out there and you sign a couple waivers, and then you wait in line.

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Standing next to you is a little colt.

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(Scootaloo)[br]Hey there handsome, I like your hair. Does the carpet match the drapes?

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(Little Colt)[br]IIII don't knooooww...

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(Scootaloo)[br]Mine doooes!

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(Little Colt)[br]I'm Orion, Orion Comet. You can call me OC for short!

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(Scootaloo)[br]I'm-

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HOO!

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Scootaloo and these are my friends, Applebloom and Thrackerzod!

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(Thrackerzod)[br]I AM A REGULAR, MAGICAL UNICORN.

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(Apple Bloom)[br]I like your wings.

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(OC)[br]I've seen an earth pony in Cloudsdale before! Are they taking the exam?

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(SC)[br]No, they're just here to WATCH MAH ASS!

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HOOAAH!

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(RD)[br]There's like some kind of instructor there named Miss Blossomforth.

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She looks a lot like Cheerilee except with wings, and she's a totally different color.

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(Blossomforth)[br]Students, stop your chattiness, we have work today!

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I have a test to administer and it WILL not be postponed!

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Now continue to stand in a disorganized line, I will call your names in alphabetical order so-

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YOU!

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ARE YOU CHEWING GUM?!

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Spit it out!

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(Derpy)[br]PEW!

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(Blossomforth)[br]Now, I will call your names, and our judges will determine if you have passed the exam.

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However, I must warn you, there are many ways to fail.

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If you fly too far west, you will fail.

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If you drop below the cloud layer, you will fail.

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If you perform the exam in reverse! You will fail!

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(SC)[br]But what if we opt out of taking the test?

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(Blossomforth)[br]The exam is offered again in the fall.

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And upon that exam, you will fail.

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(SC)[br]But what if we finish too fast?

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(BF)[br]Then you will fail!

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(SC)[br]And what if we pass?

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(BF)[br]Then you exit the educational system, and that is a world an educator is frowned upon to understand.

0:04:15.471,0:04:17.209
I KNOW NOT WHAT WILL HAPPEN.

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(SC)[br]So, we don't have to go to school anymore?

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(BF)[br]I assume yes! Though I dare not contemplate the consequences...

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(SC)[br]Sweet! Now I want that one!

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(RD)[br]You guys all get ready and Miss Blossomforth calls out some names.

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The first one is some little filly named Aurora.

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(OC)[br]I heard she has pony AIDS.

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(BF)[br]YOU THERE. DO NOT TALK DURING THE EXAM.

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(RD)[br]Aurora starts with the test, but pretty much right away she breaks one wing,

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dislocates the other,

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and chips FOUR TEETH.

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She does all of this during freefall, which I'm pretty sure was impossible beforehand.

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(OC)[br]Somebody must help that pony!

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[sneak!]

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(TZ)[br]I DO NOT THINK THAT PONY CAN BE HELPED.

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(BF)[br]Are you passing notes!?

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[!]

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If you are caught passing notes during the exam, then you are failed!

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(OC)[br]But I wasn't passing anything that had to do with the exam!

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(BF)[br]This is an educational system,

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And the system DOES not have time to differentiate between good and bad note passing!

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Go to the Gate of Shame™ with Aurora, NOOOOWWW!

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(Apple Bloom)[br]I guess he's not passing anything that has to do with the exam.

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[ba dum tiss!]

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(RD)[br]O.C. goes to the Gates of Shame™, and your name comes up next, Scootaloo.

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(SC)[br]Here, hold these, guys. Hold 'em tight.

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(AB)[br]Wait! I have an idea!

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What if we help with your exam?

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(SC)[br]Well that's brilliant, baby, but I'm not sure I can

0:05:21.238,0:05:25.048
Seduce Miss Blossomforth well enough for the judges to allow it, sugarpie.

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(BF)[br]The rules say "No pegasus may receive assistance from another pegasus."

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"Or a bizarro pegasus."

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The system does not have time to understand it's own intent.

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So, you are permitted to receive help from your friends.

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However, if they turn out to be secret pegasi, then you will be failed.

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(SC)[br]Alright, let's show them the superiority of a threesome!

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HOOAAH!

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(AB)[br]We're gonna ace this test!

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(TZ)[br]YOUR WORDS ARE STUPID, BUT I MUST AGREE WITH THE GROUP.

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(SC)[br]Well, the entire test is just a physical exam so with two other ponies tied to you,

0:05:53.258,0:05:56.018
You basically bombed the timed cloud-kicking exercise,

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Applebloom gets tangled up in the hoops during agility section,

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And the extra weight causes you fall right through the cloud floor during the freefall portion.

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The judges... kinda fail you with a vengeance.

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(SC)[br]Wait! I want a do-over!

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I had an unfair handicap and then I had TWO fillies ridin' me the WHOLE TIME.

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HOO!

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(BF)[br]The educational system does not have time to understand the difference between a normal, unencumbered pony,

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And a pony that has other ponies tied to her.

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If this exam were fair, it would take ALL DAY.

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Now, go to the Gates of Shame™.

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(RD)[br]No amount of logic or reasoning could persuade the educational system, you guys.

0:06:25.007,0:06:28.200
You've got no other choice but to go to the Gates of Shame™ with Aurora and Orion.

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(TZ)[br]NO. I WANT TO GO TO THE OTHER PONIES.

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THERE ARE MORE OF THEM.

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(RD)[br]Waiting for you there is pretty much the CREEPIEST pony you've ever seen.

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It looks like somebody cooked bacon in his hair this morning.

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He's got the kind of facial scruff you'd use to scrap crud out of dishes that you left out for like, THE MONTH.

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He's got a beat-up old van with no engine in it and you can only assume that he pulls it himself

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From Elementary school to Elementary school on the weekdays.

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(OC)[br]I will not stand for this kind of humiliation!

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(TZ)[br]NOBODY IS HUMILIATING YOU.

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(AB)[br]Yeah, you're not being humiliated, Orion.

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(TZ)[br]IT'S TRUE. NOW YOU SOUND LIKE AN IDIOT.

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(OC)[br]Well, NOW I'm being humiliated, and I will not stand for THIS kind of humiliation!

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(Creepy Pony)[br]MY NAME IS DAZZLER.

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AND ZIS IS MY CAT.

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HE PAYS ZE BILLS

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BUT I HAVE RIGHTS TOO!

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GET.

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IN.

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MY.

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VAN!!!

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(Aurora)[br]Uhm, my wing is broken...

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[crack]

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Like, really, really bad.

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(Dazzler)[br]OKAY!

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GET-IN-ZE-VAN.

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(AU)[br]I was sorta hoping for some... medical attention?

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(DZ)[br]NIEN!

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(OC)[br]I will not stand for this maltreatment!

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(DZ)[br]FINE, GET IN ZE VAN.

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ZE CAT IS A DOCTOR.

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[...]

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HOW DO YOU THINK HE PAYS ZE RENT?!

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(RD)[br]Aurora climbs in the van and the cat follows afterwards.

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Dazzler pops the hood of his van and pulls out some clipboards and stuff.

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(DZ)[br]HERE.

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FILL OUT ZIS MEDICAL PAPERWORK AND BE SURE TO LIST ANY

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PREEXISTING CONDITIONS OR MEDICATION ALLERGIES.

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PLEASE HAND ME YOUR INSURANCE INFORMATION WHEN YOU RETURN ZE FORMS.

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(OC)[br]She has pony AIDS.

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(RD)[br]You guys fill out the confusing paperwork as best you can

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And after a while the cat comes out and Dazzler ushers you into the back of the van.

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The entire process uses kinda a lot of unnecessary physical contact.

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The inside of the van smells like burnt cheese and mouthwash and the only thing in there is like a billion Parasprite™ cans.

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It looks like Aurora is all better, though. Or at least in one piece.

0:08:06.477,0:08:10.537
That cat is a friggin' miracle worker, granted with a complete lack of medical equipment.

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The van starts moving, where you're going you have NO IDEA!

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But you get the feeling that it's gonna be kinda a long trip.

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(AB)[br]Soo.....

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(TZ)[br]I HEAR YOU HAVE PONY AIDS.

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DO ANY OF THE REST OF US HAVE PONY AIDS?

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[snap, crackle, pop!]

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(RD)[br]Wherever Dazzler is taking you, his route is totally indirect.

0:08:24.527,0:08:28.527
He's driving ALL OVER Cloudsdale. He stops to the drive-thru at the bank...

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(DZ)[br]JUST BECAUSE ZE CAT PAYS ZE RENT DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T HAVE RIGHTS!

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AND I WOULD LIKE TO DEPOSIT A CHECK.

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ZE CAT CAN'T STOP ME!

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(RD)[br]He goes to the drive-thru at McSoy's...

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(DZ)[br]I WOULD LIKE A DOUBLE HAPPY.

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(Drive-Thru Guy)[br]Sir, you can have a double happy GET THE HELL OUT OF MY DRIVE-THRU.

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(RD)[br]He drops you off at the hardware store and leaves you there for like an hour.

0:08:45.987,0:08:47.937
When he comes back he smells like fish.

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Basically, he takes you all over town, then he finally drives you guys to the weather factory in Cloudsdale.

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A pair of stallions approach the van.

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They're wearing gym clothes and Mexican masks to hide their MYSTERIOUS IDENTITY.

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(Masked Pony #1)[br]Hey, Dazzler!

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(DZ)[br]ZERE'S NOZIN HAY ABOUT IT.

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(MP #2) So, uh... These kids...

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They're from the actual exam this time, right?

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(DZ)[br]ZE ONLY THING I HATE MORE ZAN CHILDREN

0:09:06.505,0:09:08.575
IS CHILDREN ON SKATEBOARDS

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(MP #1)[br]Okay. C'mon kids, let's let Dazzler go back to his grown-up stuff.

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We've got a lot of work today.

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(RD)[br]You guys pile out of the van and follow the two masked ponies inside the weather building.

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In the reception room, a white pony in a bright purple suit is there waiting.

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(White Pony)[br]Hey, kids! Welcome to the Rainbow Factory™!

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It's like Willy Wonka™ in here!

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(AU)[br]Wait, one feels a dream minute...

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Our... punishment for failing our exam is we have to take a tour of the Rainbow Factory with a crazy pony?

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(SC)[br]Quick! Which one of us is the fat kid, baby?

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I call not it!

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(TZ)[br]I WANT TO BE AN OOMPA LOOMPA.

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TAKE ME TO THEM SO THE DEED MAY BE DONE.

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(AB)[br]Nose-goes is the fat kid!

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(AU)[br]Aauwgh... I don't even like chocolate!

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(SC)[br]Too bad, fatty!

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(OC)[br]I am morally outraged with this "fat kid" thing, and in love with Scootaloo!

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[beat]

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What? Cut me some slack! She looks like my mom, okay?

0:10:02.244,0:10:03.835
(White Pony)[br]See? We are all having fun!

0:10:03.835,0:10:05.775
You don't need to run away through the cloud floor

0:10:05.775,0:10:07.775
or through the walls or anything!

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You're not gonna be ground up into rainbows!

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Heh heh, and not a silly thing to think is gonna happen, ya know?

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I don't even know!

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[shifty eyes...]

0:10:14.752,0:10:15.342
Wet wipes-

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(TZ)[br]NOTICE THEM YAWNING! THEY'RE GOING TO GRIND US IN TO RAINBOWS!!

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(OC)[br]Okay, now that's morally outrageous, right? Somebody is with me, aren't they?

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I'm starting to get a little frustrated over here!

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(AB)[br]Cut it out you two, she just said we WEREN'T gonna be grinded up into rainbows.

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(AU)[br]Yeah that's kinda rude...uh...Orion...

0:10:34.473,0:10:36.073
(OC)[br]YOUR THE FAT KID!!!

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[snap]

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(TZ)[br]WOW. YOU ARE SUCH A JERK.

0:10:38.672,0:10:40.612
(SL)[br]That was just rude, baby.

0:10:40.612,0:10:41.570
(AB)[br]It's ok Aurora.

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You ain't fat.

0:10:42.770,0:10:51.770
[AU Speaking Incoherently]

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What did she ever do to you, huh?

0:10:53.275,0:10:53.614
(OC)[br]But--

0:10:53.614,0:10:56.114
(White Pony)[br]Ok kids! The time for ridicule is over!

0:10:56.114,0:10:57.713
I've got a super fun thing for you!

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Its a waver form!

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It's like a maze or connect the dots but with a signature.

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You just write your little names here.

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And then we are going on a magical tour.

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(TZ)[br]WAIT. DOESN'T WILLY WONKA KILL ALL THE CHILDREN?

0:11:08.416,0:11:10.391
(WP)[br]Okay, heh. That's a good point.

0:11:10.391,0:11:12.676
Okay. I'm not Willy Wonka no more.

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I am Polko the Clown.

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See! You can trust Polko!

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She's safe with kids.

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(TZ)[br]I DECLARE THAT THIS CANNOT GO WRONG!

0:11:19.039,0:11:21.947
(AB)[br]Well if Thrakerzod trusts the situation, then so do I.

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(RD)[br]So you guys sign your wavers,

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and follow Polko the Clown on a tour of the factory.

0:11:25.385,0:11:27.916
Which ends in a gigantic room made out of fluffy clouds.

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There's like a hundred other kids here too though.

0:11:29.768,0:11:31.177
Some of them have the sniffles,

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or a broken wing.

0:11:31.978,0:11:34.738
There's like one kid who has a magical glandular problem,

0:11:34.738,0:11:36.829
and his butt's like fallen through the floor.

0:11:36.829,0:11:38.675
He'd make a pretty terrible weather pony.

0:11:38.675,0:11:40.539
There's also a big machine in here,

0:11:40.539,0:11:42.121
and it looks like about six ponies in

0:11:42.121,0:11:44.375
Mexican wrestler masks and sweat clothes are watching it.

0:11:44.375,0:11:46.068
There's cookies and punch by the door.

0:11:46.068,0:11:46.860
Polko flies off.

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She says she's got to talk to her boss,

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and that there's cookies and punch by the door.

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(TZ)[br]WHAT IS THE MACHINE FOR?

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(RD)[br]Nothing...

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(SL)[br]So...Orion. You love you some--

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HOO!

0:11:54.957,0:11:56.167
Scootaloo. Do ya?

0:11:56.167,0:11:58.694
(OC)[br]Um...well maybe LOVE isn't the right word.

0:11:58.694,0:12:01.162
(SL)[br]Well baby, the sky is like a big ocean.

0:12:01.162,0:12:03.176
And I'm your little love anemone.

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(OC)[br]I thought sea anemones reproduced asexually.

0:12:05.262,0:12:08.292
(SL)[br]Not this sea anemone, my hunkalicious manatee.

0:12:08.292,0:12:10.298
(OC)[br]It's just what my mom would say...

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I don't try to understand the fillies in my life,

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I just enjoy their company.

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(AU)[br]My mom was really good at embroidery.

0:12:19.768,0:12:21.120
(AB)[br]Y'all should be a tuna.

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'Cause they're the chickens of the sea.

0:12:22.446,0:12:24.051
(RD)[br]Suddenly, everyone goes quiet.

0:12:24.051,0:12:24.951
And their attention turns to

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the most awesome supervisor in the world.

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Who has just stepped on the balcony above you.

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She's got her mask on backwards again,

0:12:30.822,0:12:32.762
but she was in a hurry because she was late.

0:12:32.762,0:12:33.537
So...you know.

0:12:33.537,0:12:36.052
But you can just tell that she's the fastest supervisor

0:12:36.052,0:12:36.854
in Equestria.

0:12:36.854,0:12:39.176
She can't breathe or anything so she takes off her mask

0:12:39.176,0:12:40.229
so she can turn it around and...

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OMGOSH!!! IT'S RAINBOW DASH!!!

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She's so awesome!!

0:12:43.113,0:12:44.020
(AB)[br]Hi Rainbow Dash!!

0:12:44.020,0:12:45.631
(RD)[br]Well hey guys! How's it going?

0:12:45.631,0:12:47.762
(SL)[br]We're ok baby, how about you?

0:12:47.762,0:12:49.292
Wanna meet my new boyfriend?

0:12:49.292,0:12:51.114
(RD)[br]Yeah sure! I'll come right down!

0:12:51.114,0:12:54.540
(Polko the Clown)[br]Hey boss! Uh...aren't we supposed to...uh...you know?

0:12:54.540,0:12:57.176
(RD)[br]Uh...yeah about that...

0:12:57.176,0:13:00.143
I was thinking that maybe...you know...

0:13:00.143,0:13:03.781
I'm really tired today, and the kids just got here.

0:13:03.781,0:13:06.719
And there's cookies and punch by the door.

0:13:06.719,0:13:07.903
And I brought my stereo.

0:13:07.903,0:13:11.520
So...instead of doing the thing

0:13:11.520,0:13:13.650
that we normally do...

0:13:13.650,0:13:14.583
Uh...maybe...we could have a

0:13:14.583,0:13:15.557
Pizza Party!!!

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(PtheC)[br]Okay. First thing;

0:13:17.114,0:13:18.490
we can't afford that many pizzas.

0:13:18.490,0:13:19.401
Second thing;

0:13:19.401,0:13:20.780
the only reason we afford anything at all

0:13:20.780,0:13:21.800
is because someone is paying us

0:13:21.800,0:13:22.772
to do a job!!

0:13:22.772,0:13:24.126
(RD)[br]WELL IT'S A SUCKY JOB!!!

0:13:24.126,0:13:25.264
(AB)[br]Hey rainbow dash.

0:13:25.264,0:13:26.305
(RD)[br]Hey Apple Bloom.

0:13:26.305,0:13:28.600
(AB)[br]How come you're wearing a wrestler mask?

0:13:28.600,0:13:31.069
(RD)[br]Oh! Well it's the dress code that we have to wear a mask.

0:13:31.069,0:13:34.353
'Cause this whole factory thing is like a secret conspiracy

0:13:34.353,0:13:36.067
except moral was really low because

0:13:36.067,0:13:37.536
all we did was secretly grind ponies into

0:13:37.536,0:13:38.431
other rainbows.

0:13:38.431,0:13:40.190
So I thought it would really help everyone

0:13:40.190,0:13:41.656
to do "Crazy tight mondays",

0:13:41.656,0:13:43.308
and "Casual Fridays".

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But they still have to wear the masks,

0:13:44.852,0:13:46.721
but the WRESTLER masks are individual.

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So everyone gets to feel like they're [br]

0:13:48.593,0:13:49.655
recognized and important.

0:13:49.655,0:13:50.822
(AB)[br]That's really nice...

0:13:50.822,0:13:53.215
(RD)[br]I've only been working here for 3 days,

0:13:53.215,0:13:54.747
but I'm already like the best supervisor.

0:13:54.747,0:13:58.314
(AB)[br]Um...what was that part about the rainbows

0:13:58.314,0:13:59.753
and the grinding again?

0:13:59.753,0:14:00.263
(RD)[br]Oh...

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(PC)[br]MAN YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL THEM!!

0:14:02.292,0:14:03.323
THEY DON'T CALL IT A CONSPIRACY

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BECAUSE YOU ANNOUNCE IT TO A ROOM

0:14:04.446,0:14:05.563
OF 100 CHILDREN!!

0:14:05.563,0:14:06.975
NOW I DRESSED UP LIKE WILLY WONKA

0:14:06.975,0:14:08.248
AND A CLOWN FOR NOTHING!!!

0:14:08.248,0:14:10.853
(OC)[br]See! Outrage!! Totally justified!!!

0:14:10.853,0:14:14.248
(AU)[br]WE'RE GONNA BE GROUNDED UP INTO RAINBOWS!!

0:14:14.248,0:14:16.512
(RD)[br]No!! There's punch and cookies by the door.

0:14:16.512,0:14:17.561
No rainbows!!

0:14:17.561,0:14:18.400
Pizza Party!!!

0:14:18.400,0:14:20.114
(SL)[br]You've been grinding up ponies, baby?

0:14:20.114,0:14:22.291
Are you sure you don't mean grinding up ON ponies?

0:14:22.291,0:14:22.685
HOO!

0:14:22.685,0:14:24.747
(RD) [br]NO! I HAVEN'T DONE ANY GRINDING!!

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On the first day, I locked myself in the bathroom,

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and I was all like:

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No! No-- the bathroom is occupied!!!

0:14:30.007,0:14:34.006
You can't come in-- you can't make me go out of there!!

0:14:34.006,0:14:36.659
You didn't tell me it was going to be little children!!

0:14:36.659,0:14:40.413
(...rainbow babble...)

0:14:40.413,0:14:41.945
And they had to break down the door,

0:14:41.945,0:14:44.093
and drag me outta there, and the sent me home after

0:14:44.093,0:14:47.094
On the second day, they had the key so they didn't have to break anything down.

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And today's the third day, and we've earned a break

0:14:48.822,0:14:50.339
and we should have a pizza party!!!

0:14:50.339,0:14:51.946
There's cookies and punch by the door.

0:14:51.946,0:14:53.370
(AB)[br]Well what's the point?

0:14:53.370,0:14:55.538
(RD)[br]Okay. There's a really good reason for this,

0:14:55.538,0:14:56.853
and I can totally explain.

0:14:56.853,0:14:58.389
...maybe over some pizza?

0:14:58.389,0:14:59.571
(PC)[br]No...

0:14:59.571,0:15:03.007
(OC)[br]There's no good reason for us to be ground into rainbows.

0:15:03.007,0:15:04.502
(TZ)[br]I AM A NORMAL PONY.

0:15:04.692,0:15:08.268
AND AS SUCH I DESIRE A NORMAL EXPLANATION,

0:15:08.268,0:15:11.476
IN DETAIL...OF THE RITUAL SACRIFICE OF CHILDREN.

0:15:11.476,0:15:12.468
(PC looks at RD)

0:15:12.468,0:15:13.857
(RD)[br]Who...me?

0:15:13.857,0:15:15.657
(PC)[br]You're the one who told them in the first place!

0:15:15.657,0:15:17.662
(RD)[br]Um...ok, give me a second.

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<i><b>click</b></i>

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[cue funky techno music]

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[ ❤ doo doo doo ❤ ]

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♬ You will be turned into rainbows ♬

0:15:44.210,0:15:46.294
♬ Everyone will be so happy ♬

0:15:46.294,0:15:48.056
♬ You'll be gone, but that's okay ♬

0:15:48.056,0:15:50.202
♬ Oh hey, cheer up! It's not that crappy. ♬

0:15:50.202,0:15:52.307
♬ If you assume it your life goal ♬

0:15:52.307,0:15:54.299
♬ to convert into a rainbow. ♬

0:15:54.299,0:15:56.294
♬ You'd dare not be dissappointed, ♬

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♬ once I stuff you into this hole. ♬

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♬ This is where we take your taxes, ♬

0:16:08.234,0:16:10.238
♬ Where we make the weather wanted. ♬

0:16:10.238,0:16:12.214
♬ We're not chemists, so don't ask us ♬

0:16:12.214,0:16:14.241
♬ how this method got so vaunted. ♬

0:16:14.318,0:16:16.378
♬ This job does not need a degree, ♬

0:16:16.378,0:16:18.346
♬ That is how they got stuck with me. ♬

0:16:18.346,0:16:20.312
♬ I need this for healthcare, you see. ♬

0:16:20.312,0:16:22.337
♬ So I can afford therapy! ♬

0:16:26.456,0:16:29.700
[ ❤ doo doo doo ❤ ]

0:16:30.180,0:16:32.800
(PC)[br]Man, there is a good reason, but that don't tell them nothing!

0:16:32.988,0:16:35.488
(RD)[br]What do you mean? I need the friggin' health benefits.

0:16:35.488,0:16:37.272
(PC)[br]That's it?! What about the history??

0:16:37.272,0:16:39.772
(RD)[br]The history is that I'm not going back to eleven twenty-five an hour,

0:16:39.772,0:16:42.939
because I eat too much fast food,and it's really hard to pay my bills...

0:16:42.939,0:16:43.617
[awkward silence]

0:16:43.617,0:16:46.470
Okay, I'll admit that they usually say you should do it for the love of the job

0:16:46.470,0:16:48.884
and not the money, but the economy is really rough right now,

0:16:48.884,0:16:50.037
and this is the best I could get.

0:16:50.037,0:16:54.271
(PC)[br]You know what? Forget you! I'm gonna' explain it Losino style! Listen up kids!

0:16:58.366,0:17:00.238
♬ Let's go back to a thousand years ago. ♬

0:17:00.238,0:17:02.099
♬ Everything you know is owned by Celestia ♬

0:17:02.099,0:17:04.113
♬ The tiny blade of grass that fed on the sun. ♬

0:17:04.113,0:17:06.160
♬ The tiny grasshopper that fed on the grass. ♬

0:17:06.160,0:17:08.207
♬ The snake in the grass that fed on the grasshopper. ♬

0:17:08.207,0:17:10.099
♬ And the holy evil government owned by Celestia. ♬

0:17:10.099,0:17:12.083
♬ All things trod beneath an iron hoof. ♬

0:17:12.083,0:17:14.329
♬ United, provided, divided by Celestia. ♬

0:17:14.329,0:17:16.144
♬ All hailed humbly to the mighty god. ♬

0:17:16.144,0:17:17.374
♬ Until one day ♬

0:17:17.374,0:17:20.120
<b>♬</b><i>Then...came...the war!!!</i><b>♬</b>

0:17:20.120,0:17:22.323
[musical guitar music]

0:17:22.323,0:17:24.323
♬ <i>Nightmare Moon</i> swept from the sky ♬

0:17:24.323,0:17:26.222
♬ lasers from her eyes and teeth like knives. ♬

0:17:26.222,0:17:28.130
♬ The power of our god was simply not enough ♬

0:17:28.130,0:17:29.965
♬ to overcome....her sister! ♬

0:17:29.965,0:17:32.146
♬ The one had sacrificed a piece of her mind ♬

0:17:32.146,0:17:34.266
♬ to the dark gods for deeds unkind! ♬

0:17:34.266,0:17:36.038
♬ Hope seemed lost, until the time ♬

0:17:36.038,0:17:41.783
♬ Celestia....developed....a plan! ♬

0:17:42.353,0:17:44.288
♬ pitch one power to retain the rest! ♬

0:17:44.288,0:17:46.206
♬ Sacrifice in turn was the gist. ♬

0:17:46.206,0:17:48.209
♬ With so many, what was one? ♬

0:17:48.209,0:17:50.323
♬ This foul war MUST BE DONE!!! ♬

0:17:50.323,0:17:52.215
♬ It must be something she could do without. ♬

0:17:52.215,0:17:53.980
♬ A superfluous power she could leave out. ♬

0:17:53.980,0:17:56.113
♬ She purveyed them all, and made her decision. ♬

0:17:56.113,0:17:58.176
♬ She rested her choice, her prismatic precision. ♬

0:17:58.176,0:18:00.074
♬ No more rainbows was her decree! ♬

0:18:00.074,0:18:02.145
♬ Equestria's ponies would pay this fee! ♬

0:18:02.145,0:18:04.323
♬ But petty politics sought another route! ♬

0:18:04.323,0:18:06.113
♬ The electorate could not do without! ♬

0:18:06.113,0:18:08.114
♬ So the duty fell to the pegasi, ♬

0:18:08.114,0:18:09.403
♬ And when they found the solution, ♬

0:18:09.403,0:18:10.583
♬ they began to cry. ♬

0:18:10.583,0:18:14.145
OHHH NOOO!!!!

0:18:14.145,0:18:15.904
♬ We can't procure pigments without grinding our youth. ♬

0:18:15.904,0:18:18.114
♬ Into a fine mist of color, and that is the truth! ♬

0:18:18.114,0:18:20.206
♬ But our pleas for reprieve fell upon deaf ears! ♬

0:18:20.206,0:18:22.144
♬ And the exit polls showed our greatest fears. ♬

0:18:22.144,0:18:24.007
♬ We must make rainbows, there wasn't a choice! ♬

0:18:24.007,0:18:27.069
♬ The boneheads and mud ponies smothered our voice! ♬

0:18:30.859,0:18:32.223
♬ And so... ♬

0:18:32.223,0:18:34.114
♬ We built... ♬

0:18:34.114,0:18:36.914
♬ A machiiiiinnneee!!! ♬

0:18:36.914,0:18:37.978
[dramatic pause]

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(TZ)[br]YOUR PLANS ARE INTERESTING.

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BUT I THINK THEY MAY BE IMPROVED UPON.

0:18:42.706,0:18:44.953
FOR EXAMPLE, PERHAPS WE MIGHT INSCRIBE

0:18:44.953,0:18:46.888
CERTAIN WORDS ON THE MACHINE WHEN THE

0:18:46.888,0:18:48.686
CHILDREN ARE SACRIFICED.

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(RD)[br]Aww... see? What a great kid! She's so helpful!

0:18:52.194,0:18:53.568
We should throw a pizza party!

0:18:53.568,0:18:56.629
(PC)[br]No way! If we don't do this now, it's gonna be us in that thing!

0:18:56.629,0:18:57.877
Bring one of those kids up!

0:18:57.877,0:19:01.235
(RD)[br]Oh...I dunno. Maybe we should sing another song...

0:19:01.235,0:19:02.919
(PC)[br]WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR ANOTHER SONG!!!

0:19:02.919,0:19:06.006
We'll sing tomorrow, now just hurry up and do what's gotta be done!

0:19:06.006,0:19:07.327
(RD)[br]OKAY!!!!

0:19:07.327,0:19:12.235
Okay... Orion. Now you just sit here, al-alright...

0:19:12.235,0:19:13.166
(PC)[br]Come on!!!!

0:19:13.166,0:19:15.920
(RD crying)[br]Um-okay... so we discovered...

0:19:15.920,0:19:17.449
that for whatever reason...

0:19:17.449,0:19:21.158
the rainbow process works better if you're holding a puppy.

0:19:21.158,0:19:23.006
So...here's a puppy.

0:19:23.006,0:19:27.128
I...I named him "Mr. Snuffles" because of the way he tickles my neck.

0:19:27.128,0:19:31.950
And...and also, it works better if you hold a picture of your family.

0:19:31.950,0:19:36.764
So...here's a nice picture we got of your parents, wishing you good luck on the exam.

0:19:36.764,0:19:43.691
And also--also it works better if you have a box of crayons.

0:19:43.691,0:19:46.005
So that yo--so that you can color...

0:19:46.005,0:19:48.858
when you go to pony HEAVEN!![br][sob... (ಥ﹏ಥ) ]

0:19:48.858,0:19:49.629
(PC)[br]Man, get over it!!

0:19:49.629,0:19:51.535
After a few of these it's like nothing!

0:19:51.535,0:19:53.235
Sure you stay up late at night, thinking about

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how your family will think of you.

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You wonder what pony hell is gonna be like.

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But, other than that it's no big deal

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(RD)[br]NO!!!

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(PC)[br]Come on man!!

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(RD)[br]WAIT!! I'M NOT READY!!

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(AB)[br]I think maybe we should escape.[br]

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(TZ)[br]THAT PONY IS GOING TO BE SACRIFICED!

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OH, I'M GOING TO UTTER A PRAYER SO HARD.

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[pause]

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I MEAN, YES WE--UM--YEAH WE SHOULD ESCAPE.

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(AU)[br]But how are we going to escape?

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My wing is broken so I can't fly!

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(SL)[br]She makes a good point, baby.

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We are surrounded by an impenetrable prison of fluffy clouds.

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And a hundred of us unrestrained children are being guarded

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by no less than six colorful winged ponies!!

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Surely nothing could more terrifying.

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(AB)[br]We need to devise an extraordinary plan!!

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(TZ)[br]NO.

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I'M SURE A REGULAR PLAN WILL BE JUST FINE.

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(AU)[br]Maybe we can tell everyone to

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follow the secrets from the exam from earlier,

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and each secret will be a code for a particular kind of attack!

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(TZ)[br]OH, I'M SORRY. YOU MEAN THE EXAM THAT EVERYONE

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IN THIS ROOM WAS TOO MENTALLY DEFICIENT TO PASS?

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(AB)[br]We need to think of a distraction.

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(SL)[br]HEY EVERYONE!!

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LOOK AT SCOOTALOO DANCE!!

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(AB)[br]WE NEED TO THINK OF A DISTRACTION THAT DOESN'T

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DRAW ATTENTION TO US!!!!

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(AU)[br]OH MY GOD THEIR GOING TO GRIND US INTO

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RAINBOWS!!!!

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[pause]

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EVERYBODY PANIC!!

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[cue panic noises]

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(RD)[br]Oh My Gosh. Wait guys!

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We--we don't have to get violent!!

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We can still have a

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Pizza Party!!

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There's punch and cookies by the door!!

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(AB)[br]Good work Aurora!!

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Now everyone run!

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[runs to door]

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IT'S LOCKED! AND MADE OF CLOUDS!! WHAT DO WE DO?

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[cue Thrakerzod #2!!]

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(AB)[br]Did y'all just come from over there?

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(TZ #2)[br]YES.

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I HAVE TRAVERSED THE PLANE OF

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THE RAINBOW FACTORY.

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(SL)[br]Tell us how to boogie on outta here baby!!

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(TZ)[br]VERY WELL.

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YOU CAN START BY RUNNING UP THE STAIRS,

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TO THE CRYPT.

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GRAB THE BOOK FROM THE SKELETONS,

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AND PASS INTO THE PIT OF THE PENDULUM.

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KNOCK OVER THE COLUMN,

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AND CLIMB INTO THE KING'S STOREROOM!!

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SMASH THE CLAY POTS TO FIND THE KEY,

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TO LEAD YOU INTO THE CHAMBER OF THE SECRET MARKERS!!

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MATCH THE SYMBOLS ON THE RIGHT TO THOSE ON THE LEFT,

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AND PASS INTO THE ROOM OF

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THE ANCIENT WARRIORS!!

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PLACE YOURSELF IN THE CORRECT ARMOR,

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AND OPEN THE DOOR TO THE

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SHRINE OF THE SILVER MONKEY.

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ASSEMBLE THE STATUE, AND YOU MAY BE HEADED TO THE

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ROOM OF THE SECRET PASSWORD!!

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FIND THE TABLET WITH THE CORRECT INSCRIPTION

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AND SHOUT IT TO OPEN THE DOOR TO THE

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PHARAOH'S SECRET PASSAGE!!

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SLIDE DOWN THE TUNNEL, TO THE

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QUICKSAND BOUGH, WHERE YOU CAN SMASH THROUGH TO

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THE DARK FOREST!!

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BUT BEWARE OF THE TEMPLE GUARDS

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WHICH MAY INHABIT THE TREES.

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FIND THE KEY IN THE TREE, AND YOU'LL ENTER

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THE JESTER'S COURT!!

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PRESS YOURSELF AGAINST THE CORRECT WALL

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PAINTING, AND YOU'LL GAIN ENTRY TO

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THE TOMB OF THE HEADLESS KINGS!!

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PULL THE VINES TO RELEASE THEIR BONES.

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AND ATTACH THE MISSING SKULLS TO THE

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PROPER KING.

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THEN RACE THROUGH THE VENT,

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CLIMB THROUGH THE LEDGES,

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RACE DOWN THE STAIRS,

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AND BACK THROUGH THE TEMPLE GATE.

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THE CHOICES ARE YOURS AND YOURS ALONE!!

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(AU)[br]You guys, go ahead!

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I will wait here and violently rage a war between

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Rainbow Dash.

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(AB)[br]'Kay, bye!!

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(RD)[br]Hey kid! Did Apple Bloom and her friends [snap] go that way?

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Oh my gosh!! I'm so sorry!!

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I--um--uh--here.

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(RD narrates)[br]So you guys do really well!

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You make it all the way to the room of the [br]Silver Monkey.

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(AB)[br]I'm trying to force it, but it won't go!!

0:23:07.995,0:23:09.235
(TZ & TZ)[br]THE HEAD IS BACKWARDS.

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(SL)[br]Try jiggling it around!

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(TZ & TZ)[br]THE HEAD IS BACKWARDS.

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(AB)[br]Maybe it's broken...

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(TZ & TZ)[br]THE HEAD IS BACKWARDS!!!

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(RD)[br]Then you get grabbed by temple guards.

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They take you to the main factory,

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where everyone has calmed down now,

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and they're enjoying the punch and cookies.

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You don't know how that came to pass,

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but they do look like good cookies...

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[ BLAM!!!! ]

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(AB)[br]RUN THRACKERZOD!! HELP US!!!

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[ ANOTHER BLAM!!! ]

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(AB)[br]How long before you think y'all come back?

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(TZ)[br]I ALREADY OPENED THE DOOR FOR YOU AND GAVE YOU DIRECTIONS.

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WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!?

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(RD)[br]The temple guards leave you at the top of the [br]Rainbow Machine,

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where Orion is still sitting with his puppy and stuff.

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Dash has <i>cleverly</i> taped an out of order sign

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to the operating lever on the thing,

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so the day is probably saved.

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(PC)[br]Very funny man.

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I'm the factory engineer.

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I think I'd know if the machine was broken down.

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(RD)[br]You don't know!! You didn't check it first.

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We have to close down for maintenance!!

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(PC)[br]Alright boss, I know your new, and this is hard.

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Look, I'll tell you what.

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How 'bout we take the kid and the puppy off the machine.

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And we just do a practice run, ok?

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(RD)[br]Okay...

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(PC)[br]Now come over here, and pull the lever, man.

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(RD)[br]Right...the lever...uh which part was that again?

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I THINK I SHOULD GO TO THE BATHROOM

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AND CHECK THE MANUAL.

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REALLY LOUDLY!

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(PC)[br]The bathroom doesn't have locks anymore.

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(RD)[br]That's ok!

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(PC)[br]Look, I'll show you. It's not so bad, see?

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(RD)[br]Polko the Engineer Clown pulls the lever.

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The crayons and a picture of Orion's family

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fall into the hole and disappear into a pit of wiring blades.

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After some silly noises a stream of colorful rainbows

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flows out of the bottom of the machine and into a giant vat.

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(PC)[br]Did--di--did that thing just make rainbows.

0:24:28.711,0:24:31.494
(RD)[br]Yeah... That's what it's supposed to do right?

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(PC)[br]Out of crayons and a picture of a family?

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Are you kidding me?!?

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We don't even need a kid?

0:24:36.087,0:24:37.959
(RD)[br]Um... I guess so.

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(PC)[br]Quick!! Put another picture of a kid's family on there!!

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(RD)[br]We do, and sure enough the machine produces

0:24:43.327,0:24:43.926
another batch of rainbows.

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(PC)[br]Aw man...I can't believe we're going to

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pony hell for nothing.

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(RD)[br]So given the new circumstances,

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you guys and all the other kids go home

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to your families.

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Where you're allowed to take happy pictures,

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that are then fed into a horrible machine

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for the nefarious purposes of the government.

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Also politicians celebrate by [br]lowering taxes for the rich.

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Yay government!!

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So...

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The End!

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