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Sam: I have a forgery kit, a poisoner's kit-

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Marisha: Forge some thieves' tools real quick.

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Sam: Climbing gear?

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And a whip.

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Liam: I have one of the earrings, and I say:

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Vax: Scanlan, what exactly is the purpose for this little escapade,

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and will it be ending shortly?

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Sam: Can I reply?

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Matt: You can, through the message-based ear enchantment.

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Scanlan: Just trust me, that I have no idea what I'm doing.

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(all laugh)

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Matt: So, do you wish to pick one of the doors?

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Travis: Do it.

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Laura: Do it! Try it! And then run away.

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Sam: Yeah, I'm gonna try one!

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Matt: Okay, you have disadvantage on this.

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Sam: Of course I do.

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Travis: I love how we're just watching this happen.

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Vax: Pike will mourn your death.

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Matt: So roll twice, and we'll consider this a -

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We'll say just a straight dexterity check.

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Sam: Eleven, plus… zero?

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Matt: You futz with the door for a good minute,

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trying to bend a piece of wire you had,

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thinking to forge some tumblers,

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and eventually get to a point where you hear:

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(tink)

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And it broke.

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(all laugh)

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Sam: I can't do two spells at once,

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so I will give it give it up and I'll make my way to the door.

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Matt: Okay. The door is currently closed.

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Sam: I become un-invisible and I cast Dimension Door.

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Matt: All right.

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Matt: You- (Whoosh.) -blink through this small,

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purplish arcane doorway,

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it brings you directly outside.

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You guys are waiting, Scanlan just pops into view, ‘Ah!’

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Scanlan: It was crazy in there!

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People were farting everywhere!

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(all laugh)

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Tiberius: Really, Scanlan.

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Scanlan: It was not me. They're building a throne room,

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there were some locked doors, man I wish you could have been there,

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it was exciting, but ultimately pointless.

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So let's go down to the mines!

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(All laugh.)

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Vax: I would like to stress again that

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none of these dwarves are our enemies, at all.

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Vex: Soon, I'm sure.

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Vax: We just want to go have some words with Greyspine.

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Grog: And that we do not have our healer, at present.

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Vax: Well we do, but she's very distracted,

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and is not feeling herself.

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Vex: She's very quiet.

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Scanlan: She wanted to stay at the inn this morning.

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Vax: She's feeling awfully BAFTA today, so.

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(All laugh.)

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Scanlan: Let's make our way to the mines, shall we?

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Grog: To the mines, then, yeah.

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Laura: Yes.

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Vax: Let's go get this drunk dwarf!

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Matt: Yes, the bard was doing a lockpick with no lockpicks.

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He was fashioning it from wire.

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Exciting but pointless! All right.

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So, you, you make your way to the edge of the centre ring.

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You find that there are long spiral staircases that move

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to the bottom, where there are elevators

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that bring you to the bottom floor.

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The elevators are chain based, like a ratchet-type system

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with two carvers there, of course.

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As you approach one, eventually you talk with them,

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they lead you down there, but once again they give you

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a look of, “Watch your back!”

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Laura: We point at the ale and give him a thumbs up!

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Matt: They nod, and let you pass.

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As you continue downward into the lower area,

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you can see the red stone that lets a lot

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of the atmospheric glow of Kraghammer is used less and less

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and a lot more central torches are now in place; sconces.

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Almost like the stone itself is either just rarer

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the further down you go or has less of an illuminating power

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the deeper into the earth.

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Laura: (whispering) Okay, now I'm nervous.

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Matt: You eventually reach into the center part of town.

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You now see from where you are standing a number of large structures

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in the very, very center of the bottom part

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of the city of Kraghammer.

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You can see there is a giant domed temple

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that is made of like gold and bronze in the center.

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It looks almost like a gargantuan gazebo that has

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doorways on each side that is currently closed off.

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No guards at it though.

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You do see a number of other buildings.

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There is a large, large, heavy, heavy looking foundry

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far off to the left of you that has a little bit of smoke

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that's coming off of it, but most

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of it looks to be filtered into a giant, metallic funnel

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that is then placed into the rock.

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Almost like all the smoke based exhaust is being funneled

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outside of the mountain.

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That is the closest; that's the foundry.

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And then to the right of you, you wander a bit

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and you can begin to see that part of the mountainside

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to the far right has that look of a strip mine,

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or like a large portion of the minerals has been pulled away

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and is currently being mined further.

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So that looks like probably

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one of the better places to look in looking for the Greyspine Quarry.

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You eventually make your way to the outside of the quarry.

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You now look down into three large pits that just descend

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deeply into the side of the mountain.

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This mine has been going for quite

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some time and a large chunk of this looks like

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it may be being prepped;

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almost like the mine is what's growing Kraghammer.

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The more they mine into the mountain,

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the more they fill the mined area

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with further city construction.

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It's this self perpetuating cycle of expanding the city downward.

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Currently in the quarry,

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you can see there are a number of large, stone, dwarven buildings

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in the edge of it, one of which is the largest of them all,

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looks like it's made more of a black and red, iron aesthetic;

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some of it's been oxidized a little bit and has that rough

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and tumble, iron feel.

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And that one has the most guards around the base of it.

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The carvers are gathered entirely around it.

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Matt: Looking down into the center of the quarry, you can see

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towards the bottom there are a number of tunnels that lead into

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the hillside of Cliffkeep Mountains proper, surrounding Kraghammer.

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Grog: Let's go where the guards are.

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Vex: Let's walk towards the guards.

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Vax: Let's just do this directly, I think.

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Scanlan: Just swords out.

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Keyleth: Wait wait, wait. Before we go up, I take the cask of ale

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and I grow some pretty flowers on it, and I make a nice pretty

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bow and I shine it up a little.

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Vax: Good work, hippy.

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Percy: You're making a fruit basket?

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Keyleth: No, I’m just - it looks attractive now.

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Percy: Like a fruit basket. It looks like a fruit basket.

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Keyleth: It does not look like a fruit basket.

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It's not that ostentatious.

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Percy: It's the "Ale of the Month" Club.

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Vax: In her defense, they probably don't see flowers too often.

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It's a nice touch.

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Percy: That is very fair.

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Orion: I'm going to take this opportunity to cast Stoneskin on myself.

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Matt: Okay. Stoneskin is placed on you.

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Sam: Are you a dwarf still?

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Taliesin: Are you a dwarf made of stone?

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Matt: You have not turned Alter Self off.

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You are still a dwarf.

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Orion: Yeah, that's fine.

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Matt: Oh, Stoneskin is a concentration spell, so yes,

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that would eliminate the Alter Self spell.

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Okay, so you revert back to your dragon form, robed self,

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but Stoneskin is in effect.

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Matt: You using your, what's it called again?

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Marisha: Druidcraft. It's really creative.

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Matt: Druidcraft! Thank you.

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The Prestidigitation for hippies.

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Portions of the wood begin to sprout from the outside of this dark

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wood barrel and form these entangled ivy vines that eventually

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embrace the entirety of this cask with little buds of dark,

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ruddy flowers.

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Something that would definitely appeal to a dwarven aesthetic.

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Marisha: That's hot.

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Matt: You approach the guards, of which there are

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eight currently at the front.

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Laura: Can I see which one of them; use my perception to see

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which one of them looks maybe the most interested or weakest -

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Matt: Would be more of an insight.

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Laura: Insight! Which one of them looks most interested in our party.

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Matt: Yeah, go ahead and roll.

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Laura: Oh, good. I thought that was a 1 but it's not.

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It was a 13.

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Matt: 13? Okay. Strangely enough they are fairly

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distracted and after a rather long,

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uneventful morning most of them are just used to being in armor

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and waiting for business to go down.

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There are a few along the edges that look a little more alert,

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and one of them is looking occasionally down into the quarry.

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Just keeping an eye on the established area.

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Laura: Which one looks like the newest?

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Matt: The newest of the bunch would be the one

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that's on the far left that is looking down into the quarry as well.

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He has a shaved head, has a small brownish beard

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that looks like he's just starting to grow out

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into a nice, long tuft.

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Either it got shaved in some, I don't know,

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terrible college dwarf accident.

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You know part of his entry into some fraternity.

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Grog: Dwarf culture. Dwarf Sigma Sigma.

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Matt: It's a fairly thick tuft of unkempt brown beard

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that goes about that far out.

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It's just starting to be pulled in like tiny little scruffy braids.

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It's not quite there and he probably gets a lot of shit for it

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from the other dwarves.

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But he seems to generally be looking at you guys.

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Vax:: Okay, work your magic.

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Grog: Yeah, do your thing… fuck these dwarves up.

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Vex: No, well, I was just - I just wanted to know -

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Scanlan: What are we trying to do?

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Vex: We brought this gift. Um, hello!

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And we just address all of them, maybe, right now, yeah?

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Percy: She is better at this,

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I am just going to let her do this.

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Vex and Scanlan: Hello, hi!

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Tiberius: Greetings and salutations!

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Matt: The other guards reach back and grab their weapons.

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One of them looking to you.

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Tiberius: Oh, you don't need that.

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Vex: I look over at the shaved-head one

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and I hold his gaze for a little bit.

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Vax: I give Vex a little push forward.

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Dwarven guard: All right, what's your business?

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Vex: Oh, yes, well... we are here to speak with Nostoc.

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We brought a gift for him that's quite remarkable actually.

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Matt: They curl up around the apparent barrel that Grog's holding.

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They look wary of Grog but once they make note

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of the barrel they all -

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Guards: Ooooh.

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Grog: Right? It’s the shit.

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(all laugh)

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Dwarven guard: I’ve heard of this,

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but I have not seen anyone actually drink it.

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There were long standing rumours that this even existed.

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Vex: It exists.

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Scanlan: And it's for Nostoc.

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Dwarven guard: This is a Balgus original?

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Vex: Yes.

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Dwarven guard: Signed by himself I see on the burned, emblazoned wood.

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I'll go talk to him!

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Matt: And he heads inside of the building,

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the doors close behind him.

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The other guards encroach, keeping a very keen eye,

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each one having a bead on the rest of your group.

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About two minutes pass before he comes back,

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opens the door and goes:

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Dwarven guard: Nostoc will see you briefly,

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but you best bring the gift.

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I think that's what's holding his interest.

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Vex: Of course.

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Tiberius: Wonderful!

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Dwarven guard: Inside, please.

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Matt: And him and one other guard flank you guys as you enter,

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making sure that you are not left without that appearance.

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As you are led into the center of this portion

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of the mine's main structure,

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a series of long hallways, you can see there is this general smell

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of soot and ash and broken stone dust in the air.

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A hint of brimstone-ish kind of a smell.

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It's not very pleasant, it's very well worn and pungent

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for those of you who spend most of their time on the surface.

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As you enter there is a general dust in the air,

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a little light seems to peek through from the torches

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that are placed up along the wall.

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You can see this general haze amongst the interior here.

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It is definitely a work environment at the base of an underground

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dwarven establishment used to mine.

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You are led further down the hallway.

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It curves to the left and you are brought

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into a large dwarven study.

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You can see there are books on the walls,

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a series of ledgers and paper stacks

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on a large desk and at the center

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there sits a dwarf with fiery red hair cut very short,

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almost like a buzz-cut on the top,

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with a long, long, long beard that is not braided

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but just kept very smooth and very… not curly, not bunched,

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it's a very straight beard.

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He is very clean cut, he already has this

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intimidating dark glare.

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As you walk into the room he goes:

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Nostoc Greyspine: Okay, you brought me a drink.

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You have my attention.

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What brings you to the mines?

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Scanlan: We should have talked this through before.

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Percy: Well, several things actually.

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Several things bring us to the mine.

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My name of course is

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Percival Fredrickstein Von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III.

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Everyone: You can call him Percy!

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Matt: He raises his finger and goes:

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Nostoc: You have not paid for your pleasantries yet.

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Vex: Oh, of course, of course. Grog, if you would.

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Liam: Tap that motherfucker!

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Travis: I am assuming he had a goblet on the table.

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Matt: As you pour it up he pulls under his desk

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and pulls up a goblet.

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As you fill it -

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Nostoc: Top it off! Thank you!

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Now put on the side of the desk!

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Scanlan: Wait! Mister Greyspine -

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Oh, okay, all right.

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Matt: Puts it down.

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Nostoc: (satisfied sigh)

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Vex: Is it as amazing as we've heard?

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Nostoc: It's pretty fucking good.

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Matt: He takes another long drag, just -

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while making sure you all watch him do this.

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This goes on probably a little longer, the pageantry

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of him drinking this in front of you is definitely a power play,

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and he is establishing some sort of unspoken dominance in the room.

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Eventually he finishes his tankard,

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sets it down under the desk again.

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Nostoc: Right… so. Where were we?

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Percy: We were here to call upon your expertise.

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We imagine that we are not the first strangers to

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Kraghammer to come through -

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Vex: -  in the last few weeks.

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Percy: - in the last few weeks.

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We believe one of our compatriots had some dealings with you,

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perhaps not as… pleasant as the dealings we are hoping to have.

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Scanlan: A lady, in fact.

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Vex: A halfling.

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Matt: At which point, as you say that,

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he gets this grin to his face and goes:

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Nostoc: Aye, I know of the one you speak.

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Vex: Yes.

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Nostoc: She is a strong-headed one, that one.

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Percy: Yes.

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Nostoc: She stepped on a few toes around this place.

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Tiberius: Oh, is she clumsy?

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Nostoc: One could say that, aye.

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You say you are compatriots of hers?

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Percy: We are here to mend any broken bridges, so to speak.

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Keyleth: Or broken toes, if you will.

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Nostoc: She certainly left a mess in her wake.

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There's this strange vision quest she kept talking about.

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It brought her into atmospheres…

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portions of this city, portions of my business

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that she has no right trespassing on.

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She went against carver rules,

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she broke away from partial arrest

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and she went screaming down into the caverns of our mines

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without my permission, blade drawn

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on some crazed suicide mission.

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Vex: You know what? We'll go after her.

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We'll bring her out.

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We'll get her out of your mines.

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Nostoc: Great. I'd like that actually.

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Vex: Good!

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Percy: And we'd be happy to clear out anything unpleasant

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that we happen to find in there in the meantime.

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Tiberius: How did she look?

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Grog: What?

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Nostoc: She looked small and angry.

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She seemed to have some weight to her.

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She was a strong lass.

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Tiberius: So not a looker is what you are saying.

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Keyleth: That's not very nice.

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Matt: And he gives you this strange look and goes:

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Nostoc: I will not discuss the physical aesthetics of a halfling.

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Sam: The dwarf is a feminist.

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Vex: How much would this task be worth to you?

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Obviously we are doing you quite a favour

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and we brought you quite a gift!

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Scanlan: This cost us a thousand gold.

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Tiberius (quietly to Scanlan): Did it?

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Nostoc: Obviously this lass means a lot to you, doesn't she?

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Vex: No, no, no, but I know she is probably

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wreaking havoc on your mines.

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Vax: We've come to correct the wrongs

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that she's done and come to bring her home.

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Keyleth: It also sounds like there are some other

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terrible things wreaking havoc on your mines.

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Nostoc: There is nothing going on, we're fine.

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We have everything under control,

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we don't need your help for that.

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If you want to find your friend,

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go find her! If she is still alive.

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If not, take her corpse back and leave.

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Percy: It's not help, sir.

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We are simply respecting you as a businessman.

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And as a businessman I am sure

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that you would disagree with unceremonious charity

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whether it would be to give it or receive it.

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We are making sure that our dealings with you

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are fair and balanced.

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Nostoc: I appreciate your offering.

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You have bought your time.

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Now, if you are here to go find your friend I’ll let you pass.

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You may pass into the mine.

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But - if at any moment you cross over

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to any sort of thieving bullshite -

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Matt: Looks over at you.

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Nostoc: - I recommend that you fall down the same path

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your friend likely did and get killed real quick.

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I don't take kindly to those who cross on my business.

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Percy: I doubt that we could find anything of more value

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that what we have already brought you.

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Vax: We are here to right wrongs and I promise you,

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our business is finding her and returning home.

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Nostoc: Then go.

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Vex'ahlia: Is that our business?

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Grog: Yeah, we are here to right wrongs and right lefts.

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Percy: And write comment cards.

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Marisha: Wait, before we dive into this mountain -

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we know that there's ghouls and god knows what else down there.

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Shouldn't we find out?

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Tiberius: Yes we should. Maybe some arcane house could tell us

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how to deal with these things.

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Vex'ahlia: Yes, yes, yes, yes.

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Do we have permission to enter within the next few days?

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Obviously we might need to be prepared.

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Tiberius: Yes do we have badges that we wear over -

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so that they know -

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Nostoc: I'll speak with the men. They’ll let you down.

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If you come back, good on you.

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I think our business here is done.

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Percy: Yes.

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Tiberius: Very good!

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Matt: At which point you hear muffled in the distance

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a loud ringing of a very loud bell.

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At which point he kinda perks up a bit.

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Nostoc: Our business here is done.

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Please, shove off.

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Scanlan: Which way do we go?

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Matt: He looks over to the two other guards who are up front.

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The two carvers say, “This way.”

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Liam: While he is talking I take a flask out of my cloak and

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approach the barrel and surreptitiously pour

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a little bit of it into the flask.

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Matt: Sleight of hand check.

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Sam: Oh Jesus. You’re stealing beer?!

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Orion: No, no, because we have to give it to those guards.

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Sam: Fuck those guards, I can kill them all.

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Travis: Roll, roll, roll you bastard, roll.

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Laura: Can I talk to good old Nostoc while he's doing that?

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Matt: He currently does not seem like

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the talkative type at the moment,

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you can certainly try.

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Taliesin: I am going to make a fumble.

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I am going to attempt to assist a slight of hand

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with a bit of a fumble.

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Matt: He has already rolled it.

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Laura: Damn it. I am going to fall down.

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In front of Nostoc.

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Sam: Oh!

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Liam: 13.

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Sam: No chance.

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Laura: I am going to fall down in front of Nostoc.

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Liam: 13.

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Marisha: Come on!

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Taliesin: He is distracted by a bell.

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Matt: As you fill your flask...

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(all groan)

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Matt: You hear this loud - (clears throat) -

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Vex: Ow, ow, oh my ankle.

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(all laugh)

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Vex: It hurts so very much.

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Matt: This is the first time you have witnessed

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the pristine, delicate yet well trained palm of a dwarven hand

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go straight to its forehead.

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(all laugh)

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Vax: I carry the flask up to his cup and refill it and say,

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“In my kingdom when a deal is set we drink together.

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And I would like, not much, but to just pour us all a drink

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and agree, surely this cask is weeks worth of-”

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Nostoc: Get out of my office.

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Sam: Let’s just go.

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Marisha: Take the flask.

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Vax: I can see it is a cultural difference, my apologies.

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Tiberius: Stop it. Just go! What are you doing?

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Liam: You’re one to talk!

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Orion: I am on the earring.

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Matt: At which point, a second and a third bell starts going off

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and the guards that are waiting for you guys -

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they start leading you outside

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and as you make your way outside the main building,

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you can now hear voices shouting, down the quarry below.

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Laura: I lean down to one of the guards and say:

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Vex: What is that bell for?

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Dwarf Guard: Something is flushing out of the quarry.

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Laura: Flushing, what does that mean?

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Dwarf Guard: We don't know.

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Matt: At which point some of the guards are

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motioning each other to follow and some of them

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start going down to one of the tracks that leads down

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to one of the nearest quarry below.

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Taliesin: Just try and like practically usher

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our guards in that direction,

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since they seem to want to go in that direction.

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Let’s see if we can push them in that direction.

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Matt: Okay, you guys follow down towards the quarry,

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you ask the guard that question and he goes:

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Guard: I don't know, we have had quite a few

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interesting things come through.

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Vex: Like what? Oh, like what?

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Travis: He already said.

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Matt: He kinda swallows and says:

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Guard: Things I can't describe.

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Percy: Well, we can certainly help, lead on.

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Marisha: Is there anybody running out?

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Matt: Not yet. As you head halfway down the quarry walkway,

499
02:22:34,313 --> 02:22:35,961
you begin seeing dwarves start running out

500
02:22:38,611 --> 02:22:38,861
of one of the large quarry tunnels.

501
02:22:38,861 --> 02:22:41,235
Marisha: I grab one of them.

502
02:22:41,606 --> 02:22:42,810
Matt: Well, they are quite a distance from you.

503
02:22:43,726 --> 02:22:44,649
You are still walking down the side.

504
02:22:45,884 --> 02:22:46,134
They’re a good 100 feet from you.

505
02:22:46,966 --> 02:22:47,356
Marisha: Okay.

506
02:22:48,749 --> 02:22:49,053
Matt: They start running at you, you see blood

507
02:22:49,053 --> 02:22:50,200
streaking down one of their faces.

508
02:22:50,606 --> 02:22:51,234
Grog: Yes!

509
02:22:51,234 --> 02:22:52,704
Matt: They're charging out, one of them has a weapon and is limping,

510
02:22:55,306 --> 02:22:56,739
and you start seeing small green scampering things rushing through.

511
02:23:00,626 --> 02:23:01,240
1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 10, goblins come rushing out of the tunnel.

512
02:23:01,240 --> 02:23:02,352
Marisha: Oh, shit!

513
02:23:03,026 --> 02:23:04,400
Scanlan: Aah, I don’t like these guys.

514
02:23:04,566 --> 02:23:07,045
Marisha: Don’t you have a family history or something?

515
02:23:07,647 --> 02:23:09,362
Laura: We should attack them! I string my bow.

516
02:23:09,746 --> 02:23:11,239
Matt: The three dwarves that are running out, one of them gets

517
02:23:11,986 --> 02:23:12,945
hacked down by one of the goblins and jumps on them

518
02:23:13,506 --> 02:23:14,584
and is tearing his neck.

519
02:23:15,186 --> 02:23:15,723
Taliesin: I take a shot. Right now.

520
02:23:16,266 --> 02:23:16,575
Laura: I take a shot. I shoot it!

521
02:23:17,529 --> 02:23:17,779
Matt: Okay, both you guys roll -

522
02:23:18,326 --> 02:23:18,870
Liam: I throw a dagger.

523
02:23:18,870 --> 02:23:19,900
Matt: You throw a dagger?

524
02:23:19,926 --> 02:23:20,967
Liam: Yeah.

525
02:23:20,967 --> 02:23:22,047
Matt: Three of you, roll for attack.

526
02:23:22,047 --> 02:23:24,630
Taliesin: 19.

527
02:23:24,630 --> 02:23:25,881
Laura: 15.

528
02:23:25,881 --> 02:23:28,531
Orion: Is there a clear area with just a bunch of goblins running?

529
02:23:28,531 --> 02:23:30,628
Matt: There is an open, almost like a funnel towards the tunnel.

530
02:23:30,628 --> 02:23:33,581
Orion: I’m gonna throw a little fireball, right there.

531
02:23:33,581 --> 02:23:35,231
Where those guys are.

532
02:23:35,231 --> 02:23:37,158
Matt: Okay, so you guys you all hit from this distance

533
02:23:37,158 --> 02:23:39,245
because goblins are puny little things.

534
02:23:39,245 --> 02:23:40,383
They are still a little small to see but you are all

535
02:23:40,383 --> 02:23:42,415
pretty well trained and pretty honed with your aim.

536
02:23:42,415 --> 02:23:44,851
You fire, simultaneously, gunshots echo through the hallway,

537
02:23:44,851 --> 02:23:49,443
arrows, flying dagger, you see three goblins

538
02:23:49,443 --> 02:23:52,177
just fall off a nearby dwarf who goes:

539
02:23:52,177 --> 02:23:53,930
Dwarf: Unh, thank -

540
02:23:53,930 --> 02:23:56,737
Matt: - at which point a large fireball explodes,

541
02:23:56,737 --> 02:23:59,829
killing off about 10 or so of the goblins.

542
02:23:59,829 --> 02:24:01,521
And probably 2 of the dwarves.

543
02:24:01,521 --> 02:24:03,908
Tiberius: I am sorry about that.

544
02:24:03,908 --> 02:24:06,887
Matt: At which point, the guards kinda stopped.

545
02:24:06,887 --> 02:24:07,860
Scanlan: Did you do that?

546
02:24:07,860 --> 02:24:08,629
Tiberius: Yeah.

547
02:24:08,629 --> 02:24:09,683
Scanlan: Fuck.

548
02:24:09,683 --> 02:24:11,146
Matt: And they they start looking around and

549
02:24:11,146 --> 02:24:12,504
they see you pull out your weapons and they all

550
02:24:12,504 --> 02:24:13,874
take a step back and realise

551
02:24:13,874 --> 02:24:15,326
they don't want to die either.

552
02:24:15,326 --> 02:24:17,263
Guard: Well go, if you’re going to help, go!

553
02:24:17,263 --> 02:24:18,681
Percy: We run straight in.

554
02:24:18,681 --> 02:24:20,445
Matt: With you guys charging in, you can now see

555
02:24:20,445 --> 02:24:21,646
a handful more goblins are rushing out.

556
02:24:21,646 --> 02:24:23,202
They are like running really fast, sprinting -

557
02:24:23,202 --> 02:24:26,577
Keyleth: I throw Entangle up, in the distance

558
02:24:26,577 --> 02:24:30,586
where they’re coming from.

559
02:24:30,586 --> 02:24:32,117
Matt: Okay, what’s the radius on that?

560
02:24:32,117 --> 02:24:33,575
Marisha: Like a hundred feet.

561
02:24:33,575 --> 02:24:34,691
Matt: That's the range. What is the radius?

562
02:24:34,691 --> 02:24:37,495
Marisha: Oh, 20 foot radius.

563
02:24:37,495 --> 02:24:38,620
Matt: 20 foot radius. Okay.

564
02:24:38,620 --> 02:24:42,543
So you find a portion of the central part

565
02:24:42,543 --> 02:24:44,650
where the things exit from the tunnel and

566
02:24:44,650 --> 02:24:46,167
you see these strange reddish vines begin

567
02:24:46,167 --> 02:24:47,559
to protrude and to begin to grab

568
02:24:47,559 --> 02:24:49,559
nearby goblins and pull them up in this massive,

569
02:24:49,559 --> 02:24:53,917
weird vine creature.

570
02:24:53,917 --> 02:24:56,454
At which point you hear - (stomp stomp) - and you now see two

571
02:24:56,454 --> 02:24:58,907
larger ogre-like creatures come storming out.

572
02:24:58,907 --> 02:25:00,144
Keyleth: Oh, shit!

573
02:25:00,144 --> 02:25:01,665
Tiberius: Wonderful!

574
02:25:01,665 --> 02:25:02,814
Laura: Ogres?

575
02:25:02,814 --> 02:25:04,079
Matt: Everyone roll initiative.

576
02:25:04,079 --> 02:25:06,975
(all cheer)

577
02:25:06,975 --> 02:25:09,725
Marisha: Oh, fuck. Goddammit.

578
02:25:09,725 --> 02:25:12,384
Orion: Fuck yeah.

579
02:25:12,384 --> 02:25:15,359
Travis: Take it!

580
02:25:18,243 --> 02:25:22,332
Matt: All right, do we have initiatives 25 to 20?

581
02:25:22,332 --> 02:25:23,489
Taliesin: 27.

582
02:25:26,223 --> 02:25:26,686
Marisha: Holy shit! You rolled a 20?

583
02:25:28,102 --> 02:25:28,617
Taliesin: I rolled a 20 plus 7.

584
02:25:30,057 --> 02:25:30,745
Orion: 21.

585
02:25:30,745 --> 02:25:31,706
Laura: Oh I didn't roll yet. Wait, wait! I didn't roll yet.

586
02:25:31,722 --> 02:25:32,945
Matt: Okay, 21 you said?

587
02:25:33,482 --> 02:25:33,862
Orion: I have 21.

588
02:25:34,582 --> 02:25:34,898
Matt: 21 for Tiberius.

589
02:25:34,898 --> 02:25:35,682
What did you get?

590
02:25:35,682 --> 02:25:36,667
One?

591
02:25:36,667 --> 02:25:37,825
Awww.

592
02:25:37,825 --> 02:25:38,651
Marisha: Oh, I rolled a 2.

593
02:25:38,651 --> 02:25:39,792
Liam: Well, wait. It's 6 with the plus.

594
02:25:39,792 --> 02:25:41,926
Scanlan: Fellows. I don't like goblins.

595
02:25:41,926 --> 02:25:42,968
Laura: 18.

596
02:25:42,968 --> 02:25:44,924
Matt: You now see Scanlan, who’s usually a jovial individual,

597
02:25:44,924 --> 02:25:46,919
his eyes begin to tense with fury.

598
02:25:46,919 --> 02:25:48,607
Scanlan: I don't like goblins.

599
02:25:48,607 --> 02:25:50,023
Keyleth: Is there anything that you know?

600
02:25:50,023 --> 02:25:55,939
Scanlan: No, they will all die. Don't spare any of them.

601
02:25:55,939 --> 02:25:57,174
Travis: Copy that.

602
02:25:57,174 --> 02:25:58,991
Laura: 18.

603
02:25:58,991 --> 02:26:00,547
Matt: All right, so we have -

604
02:26:00,547 --> 02:26:01,673
Travis: 18 too.

605
02:26:01,673 --> 02:26:05,913
Taliesin: 27!

606
02:26:05,913 --> 02:26:07,002
Laura: What?!

607
02:26:07,002 --> 02:26:08,080
Travis: Yeah, buddy.

608
02:26:08,080 --> 02:26:10,012
Taliesin: I have 27 initiative.

609
02:26:10,012 --> 02:26:15,144
Matt: 15 to 10? 10 to 5? 6.

610
02:26:15,144 --> 02:26:17,334
Taliesin: Wow, oh my god.

611
02:26:17,334 --> 02:26:18,556
Sam: I got a three.

612
02:26:18,556 --> 02:26:21,154
Matt: Okay. (laughs) All right.

613
02:26:21,154 --> 02:26:24,534
Marisha: 4.

614
02:26:24,534 --> 02:26:25,955
Liam: It was a sudden attack, man.

615
02:26:25,955 --> 02:26:27,838
Sam: We weren't ready.

616
02:26:27,838 --> 02:26:29,342
Matt: You got a 3.

617
02:26:29,342 --> 02:26:31,424
Marisha: To be fair I just cast entangle. It kinda works.

618
02:26:31,424 --> 02:26:33,926
I'm distracted holding entangle.

619
02:26:33,926 --> 02:26:35,246
Matt: Yeah, it's fine. All right.

620
02:26:35,246 --> 02:26:36,722
And then we have Scanlan.

621
02:26:36,722 --> 02:26:38,334
I'll get you guys in placement here,

622
02:26:39,646 --> 02:26:42,998
as your bear is currently back at the inn.

623
02:26:42,998 --> 02:26:43,707
Laura: He is still?

624
02:26:43,707 --> 02:26:45,662
Matt: Unless you wanted to bring him along.

625
02:26:45,662 --> 02:26:46,602
Taliesin: I thought we brought him along.

626
02:26:46,602 --> 02:26:48,242
Laura: Well, I thought I brought him.

627
02:26:48,242 --> 02:26:49,422
I should have mentioned that.

628
02:26:49,422 --> 02:26:51,073
Matt: All right, we'll say you brought him along.

629
02:26:51,073 --> 02:26:51,909
Laura: Okay.

630
02:26:51,909 --> 02:26:52,702
Matt: That's fine.

631
02:26:52,702 --> 02:26:54,042
Laura: I'm sorry, I should have emphasized that more.

632
02:26:54,042 --> 02:26:55,724
Matt: Do keep in mind... That's all right.

633
02:26:55,724 --> 02:27:02,080
Those of you going first we're going to keep you on the field here.

634
02:27:04,342 --> 02:27:05,558
Laura: Oh, god.

635
02:27:06,322 --> 02:27:10,923
Matt: A number of goblins that are currently held over here.

636
02:27:12,164 --> 02:27:15,622
Sam: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

637
02:27:15,622 --> 02:27:17,142
Laura: They're easy. Goblins are easy.

638
02:27:17,142 --> 02:27:18,520
Orcs, orcs are not.

639
02:27:18,520 --> 02:27:19,662
Travis: Yeah, those are mine.

640
02:27:19,662 --> 02:27:20,882
Liam: Ogres.

641
02:27:20,882 --> 02:27:21,812
Laura: Ogres?!

642
02:27:21,812 --> 02:27:24,308
Matt: All righty. So top of the round, Percy you're up.

643
02:27:24,308 --> 02:27:26,391
Percy: I'm sitting down and I'm busting out Bad News.

644
02:27:26,391 --> 02:27:28,221
Marisha: Bust out Bad News!

645
02:27:28,221 --> 02:27:30,982
Matt: Okay. So Percy stops just as he gets to the quarry,

646
02:27:30,982 --> 02:27:33,662
a little bit elevated, and he pulls out

647
02:27:33,662 --> 02:27:36,802
from a small sack on his back this large elongated contraption,

648
02:27:36,802 --> 02:27:39,602
this weird construction that looks similar to

649
02:27:39,602 --> 02:27:41,132
the Pepperbox he usually carries,

650
02:27:41,132 --> 02:27:43,017
but much larger and cumbersome.

651
02:27:43,017 --> 02:27:45,737
He sets it up on the ground with a small stand at the front

652
02:27:45,737 --> 02:27:47,995
and preps itself with a visual point.

653
02:27:47,995 --> 02:27:49,821
Percy: Ogre.

654
02:27:49,821 --> 02:27:50,502
Matt: Ogre back here?

655
02:27:50,502 --> 02:27:51,752
Percy: Yup.

656
02:27:51,752 --> 02:27:53,456
Matt: All right, go ahead and roll for your attack with Bad News.

657
02:27:53,456 --> 02:27:54,835
Marisha: Have you used it before?

658
02:27:54,835 --> 02:27:56,840
Taliesin: Nope, first time.

659
02:27:56,840 --> 02:28:00,254
Matt: His own tinkered construction, Bad News.

660
02:28:00,254 --> 02:28:03,162
Taliesin: That's a... 30 attack.

661
02:28:03,162 --> 02:28:06,687
Matt: Yup, that'll do it. Go ahead and roll damage.

662
02:28:06,687 --> 02:28:07,897
Marisha: Does that critical for you?

663
02:28:07,897 --> 02:28:10,082
Taliesin: 19 actually might.

664
02:28:10,082 --> 02:28:11,234
Matt: Natural 19?

665
02:28:11,234 --> 02:28:12,288
Taliesin: Natural 19.

666
02:28:12,288 --> 02:28:13,181
Matt: Yeah, that should critical for you.

667
02:28:13,181 --> 02:28:14,460
Taliesin: That does critical for me.

668
02:28:14,460 --> 02:28:16,653
I've never criticaled with this either.

669
02:28:16,653 --> 02:28:17,862
What does that mean?

670
02:28:17,862 --> 02:28:20,142
Matt: That means the damage dice you double.

671
02:28:20,142 --> 02:28:21,062
Taliesin: Oh, perfect.

672
02:28:21,062 --> 02:28:22,402
Matt: So, roll for damage, double that,

673
02:28:22,402 --> 02:28:24,199
and add your modifier after that.

674
02:28:24,199 --> 02:28:25,562
Marisha: Come on, come on, come on!

675
02:28:25,562 --> 02:28:26,795
Big money, no whammies.

676
02:28:26,795 --> 02:28:29,242
Yeah! Hell yeah!

677
02:28:29,242 --> 02:28:30,593
Taliesin: 22, 23, 24, 25, 26.

678
02:28:30,593 --> 02:28:32,402
27 points of damage.

679
02:28:32,402 --> 02:28:33,821
Travis: Get after it, big man!

680
02:28:33,821 --> 02:28:35,052
Marisha: Is that doubled?

681
02:28:35,052 --> 02:28:36,329
Taliesin: That's doubled.

682
02:28:36,329 --> 02:28:37,082
Matt: All right, so.

683
02:28:37,082 --> 02:28:39,302
You guys hear this cacophonous (explosion),

684
02:28:39,302 --> 02:28:41,790
this large blasting sound, a flash of blue energy and sparks

685
02:28:41,790 --> 02:28:43,562
shoot out the back of the weapon.

686
02:28:43,562 --> 02:28:45,922
It actually lifts Percy off the ground for a second

687
02:28:45,922 --> 02:28:48,062
and he shifts himself from the sheer blast.

688
02:28:48,062 --> 02:28:48,949
Laura: Woah!

689
02:28:48,949 --> 02:28:51,102
Taliesin: I built a sniper rifle.

690
02:28:51,102 --> 02:28:53,497
Matt: This streaking, heated bullet, almost reddish, white hot,

691
02:28:53,497 --> 02:28:55,122
goes cascading through the air,

692
02:28:55,122 --> 02:28:56,378
plunges into the side of the ogre's shoulder

693
02:28:56,378 --> 02:28:59,410
with a smattering of blood splattering against the cave behind it.

694
02:28:59,410 --> 02:29:02,102
It's actually moved back a step and has to catch itself.

695
02:29:02,102 --> 02:29:07,212
Slams its club into the ground.

696
02:29:07,212 --> 02:29:08,523
That ends your turn?

697
02:29:08,523 --> 02:29:10,102
Taliesin: I can't do anything after that.

698
02:29:10,102 --> 02:29:11,802
That's just reload.

699
02:29:11,802 --> 02:29:13,173
Matt: All right, Tiberius you're up.

700
02:29:13,173 --> 02:29:15,862
Orion: I move within 60 feet of those big fellows.

701
02:29:15,862 --> 02:29:17,696
Taliesin: Bad News travels far and fast.

702
02:29:17,696 --> 02:29:20,039
Marisha: Nothing travels faster.

703
02:29:20,039 --> 02:29:21,317
Matt: This is the entanglement by the way.

704
02:29:21,317 --> 02:29:22,834
Laura: Oh, okay.

705
02:29:22,834 --> 02:29:25,282
Orion: Right before there.

706
02:29:25,282 --> 02:29:26,396
Matt: Everything there is kinda fighting from the entanglement.

707
02:29:26,396 --> 02:29:27,029
Orion: Great.

708
02:29:27,029 --> 02:29:28,822
Matt: Most of these goblins are currently inside of it.

709
02:29:28,822 --> 02:29:31,602
Orion: I'm gonna shoot a Scorching Ray at the big guy.

710
02:29:31,602 --> 02:29:33,562
Matt: Both of them?

711
02:29:33,562 --> 02:29:35,365
Sam: He said he moved - he moved within 60 feet of them.

712
02:29:35,365 --> 02:29:37,619
Matt: So, you moved up to here? All righty.

713
02:29:37,619 --> 02:29:39,602
Marisha: And they're all entangled, yeah?

714
02:29:39,602 --> 02:29:41,442
Orion: That's good right there.

715
02:29:41,442 --> 02:29:42,912
Marisha: Still have Entagle up.

716
02:29:42,912 --> 02:29:43,642
Matt: These guys here are entangled.

717
02:29:43,642 --> 02:29:45,415
These front goblins are not.

718
02:29:45,415 --> 02:29:47,271
Scorching ray you said at which ones?

719
02:29:47,271 --> 02:29:48,905
Orion: Actually, oh there's a bunch of those dudes, aren't there?

720
02:29:48,905 --> 02:29:52,402
I'm gonna do a fireball instead.

721
02:29:52,402 --> 02:29:55,102
Right in the center of the juiciness where

722
02:29:55,102 --> 02:29:57,297
I can get a couple little guys and both the big guys.

723
02:29:57,297 --> 02:30:00,922
Matt: All right, so I'd probably about there would be where you'd want it.

724
02:30:00,922 --> 02:30:02,482
Orion: I'm gonna do that, and I'm gonna spend

725
02:30:02,482 --> 02:30:04,719
two sorcerer points immediately to do quickening spell

726
02:30:04,719 --> 02:30:06,847
and do another spell right after that.

727
02:30:06,847 --> 02:30:09,797
Matt: Okay. So as you rush up, you pull back your hand

728
02:30:09,797 --> 02:30:11,682
and you see the arcane red energy begin to flow in your palm.

729
02:30:11,682 --> 02:30:14,882
You then throw the beam out, and it arcs, slams into the center,

730
02:30:14,882 --> 02:30:17,142
and explodes hitting each of these five goblins

731
02:30:17,142 --> 02:30:19,022
and the two ogres.

732
02:30:19,022 --> 02:30:21,382
What's your DC on your spell?

733
02:30:21,382 --> 02:30:23,862
Orion: My DC on my spell is...

734
02:30:23,862 --> 02:30:25,962
Matt: Top of your spell page. On the right.

735
02:30:25,962 --> 02:30:28,102
Orion: Oh! Wait. Oh! Seventeen, sorry.

736
02:30:28,102 --> 02:30:31,946
Matt: Seventeen, okay. Wow! The two ogres actually make their saving throws.

737
02:30:31,946 --> 02:30:32,562
Laura: Ugh!

738
02:30:32,562 --> 02:30:33,922
Marisha: Boo!

739
02:30:33,922 --> 02:30:35,139
Matt: They got eighteen and a nineteen.

740
02:30:35,139 --> 02:30:36,896
Travis: Roll crappier, ogres!

741
02:30:36,896 --> 02:30:40,050
Matt: The goblins, however, all disintegrate.

742
02:30:40,050 --> 02:30:40,902
Laura: All of them?

743
02:30:40,902 --> 02:30:43,118
Matt: There's no way they're gonna survive the damage you -

744
02:30:43,118 --> 02:30:44,922
they just (poof noise).

745
02:30:44,922 --> 02:30:48,362
You see this hint of a red ash mist just go, "Eee!"

746
02:30:48,362 --> 02:30:51,982
where they once were, and they are all turned to black nothingness.

747
02:30:51,982 --> 02:30:54,086
However, roll damage for the ogres.

748
02:30:54,086 --> 02:30:55,771
They get half damage 'cause they made their reflex save.

749
02:30:55,771 --> 02:30:56,442
Orion: Yeah.

750
02:30:56,442 --> 02:30:57,862
Matt: So 8d6 damage.

751
02:30:57,862 --> 02:31:01,422
Sam: 8d6.

752
02:31:02,785 --> 02:31:05,254
Sam: Seven. Eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen,

753
02:31:05,254 --> 02:31:07,003
fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen,

754
02:31:07,003 --> 02:31:08,288
nineteen, twenty one, twenty two, twenty three,

755
02:31:08,288 --> 02:31:10,131
twenty four, twenty five, twenty six, twenty seven!

756
02:31:10,131 --> 02:31:11,402
Travis: What?

757
02:31:11,402 --> 02:31:12,305
Matt: Twenty seven, so half that.

758
02:31:12,305 --> 02:31:17,877
Matt: Okay, so as the blast of fire dissipates,

759
02:31:17,877 --> 02:31:21,063
you can see one of the ogres is now burnt on half of its chest.

760
02:31:21,063 --> 02:31:22,080
Laura: Yeah, he is.

761
02:31:22,080 --> 02:31:23,362
Matt: Looking a little rough.

762
02:31:23,362 --> 02:31:24,942
There's blood streaking down from the side of his face

763
02:31:24,942 --> 02:31:26,402
where the shrapnel got thrown at him.

764
02:31:26,402 --> 02:31:27,861
And the other ogre’s looking okay.

765
02:31:27,861 --> 02:31:28,992
Tiberius: He's a large creature isn't he?

766
02:31:28,992 --> 02:31:29,922
Matt: Yes.

767
02:31:29,922 --> 02:31:31,062
Orion: I'm gonna use my second spell and do Telekinesis

768
02:31:31,062 --> 02:31:34,422
and pick one up and try to hurl him into the other one.

769
02:31:34,422 --> 02:31:35,542
Matt: Okay.

770
02:31:35,542 --> 02:31:37,564
Which one? The one left here?

771
02:31:37,564 --> 02:31:38,784
Orion: The one that's beaten up already.

772
02:31:38,784 --> 02:31:40,001
Sam: I'm hard right now!

773
02:31:40,001 --> 02:31:41,953
(all laugh)

774
02:31:41,953 --> 02:31:43,142
Matt: He does fail his saving throw.

775
02:31:43,142 --> 02:31:45,822
Laura: That's just your flute.

776
02:31:45,822 --> 02:31:46,969
Sam: Yes.

777
02:31:46,969 --> 02:31:50,168
Matt: So you lift him up in the air and throw him into that.

778
02:31:50,168 --> 02:31:52,122
Travis: Strangely aroused by your flute.

779
02:31:52,122 --> 02:31:54,202
Matt: That ogre is knocked prone by the impact.

780
02:31:54,202 --> 02:31:55,682
All: Yeah!

781
02:31:55,682 --> 02:31:57,846
Matt: The other one is also knocked prone.

782
02:31:57,846 --> 02:31:59,255
(all cheer)

783
02:31:59,255 --> 02:32:00,606
Matt: Before just (splat noise) into the wall,

784
02:32:00,606 --> 02:32:02,782
both of them slam to the ground.

785
02:32:02,782 --> 02:32:04,716
Marisha: With my vines, I make sure my vines really grapple him.

786
02:32:04,716 --> 02:32:05,762
Orion: I turn to Grog:

787
02:32:05,762 --> 02:32:07,682
Tiberius: They're all yours buddy!

788
02:32:07,682 --> 02:32:10,202
Matt: Go ahead and roll 2d6 impact damage for the force of the throw.

789
02:32:10,202 --> 02:32:11,542
Tiberius: Sweet! Impact damage?

790
02:32:11,542 --> 02:32:12,922
Orion: Ten.

791
02:32:12,922 --> 02:32:14,450
Matt: Ten damage to each of them?

792
02:32:14,450 --> 02:32:16,102
Orion: Yeah.

793
02:32:16,102 --> 02:32:17,385
Matt: All right. Both of the ogres are now on the ground - (grunts) -

794
02:32:17,385 --> 02:32:19,216
reeling from the impact.

795
02:32:19,216 --> 02:32:22,542
That brings us to Grog and Vex going simultaneously.

796
02:32:22,542 --> 02:32:24,658
Grog: Ladies first.

797
02:32:24,658 --> 02:32:25,589
Laura: Oh! Well, all right.

798
02:32:25,589 --> 02:32:28,922
I'm gonna cast Hunter's Mark on the most damaged one.

799
02:32:28,922 --> 02:32:30,495
Matt: Okay, that'd be this one here.

800
02:32:30,495 --> 02:32:37,522
Laura: All right. And then I'm going to shoot lightning arrow.

801
02:32:37,522 --> 02:32:38,665
Matt: All right. Do you want to move a little closer?

802
02:32:38,665 --> 02:32:40,496
Laura: Yes, I do.

803
02:32:40,496 --> 02:32:41,582
Matt: All right.

804
02:32:41,582 --> 02:32:44,362
Matt: So, that would put you right there.

805
02:32:44,362 --> 02:32:45,468
Laura: All right, cool.

806
02:32:45,468 --> 02:32:47,842
I'm gonna shoot lightning arrow at them.

807
02:32:47,842 --> 02:32:50,362
Matt: Okay. So, you pull out your arrow and as you pull it back,

808
02:32:50,362 --> 02:32:52,262
a little bit of energy courses through your fingers,

809
02:32:52,262 --> 02:32:54,516
strikes through your arrow.

810
02:32:54,516 --> 02:32:55,724
You can now see this crackling energy as

811
02:32:55,724 --> 02:32:57,382
you're pulling it taut in your bow.

812
02:32:57,382 --> 02:32:59,902
You let it loose. Go ahead and roll for attack.

813
02:32:59,902 --> 02:33:04,609
Laura: Okay! Twenty one!

814
02:33:04,609 --> 02:33:06,513
Matt: Twenty one hits.

815
02:33:06,513 --> 02:33:09,142
Laura: All right. And then I do... something else.

816
02:33:09,142 --> 02:33:10,820
1d8. Right?

817
02:33:10,820 --> 02:33:12,122
Matt: Yep. You do the damage of the arrow

818
02:33:12,122 --> 02:33:13,660
plus the damage of the spell.

819
02:33:13,660 --> 02:33:17,661
Laura: Holey-moley! So that's this.

820
02:33:19,719 --> 02:33:26,082
Thirteen for the arrow and then 4d8 for the spell.

821
02:33:26,082 --> 02:33:33,542
Laura: Eight. Four- twelve. Plus three, fifteen. Seventeen!

822
02:33:33,542 --> 02:33:37,566
Matt: Seventeen. Okay. The ogre that's been beaten,

823
02:33:37,566 --> 02:33:40,302
blasted by the fireball, it's getting up - (grunt).

824
02:33:40,302 --> 02:33:41,979
It grabs its club, and it begins to get up on one leg

825
02:33:41,979 --> 02:33:43,798
as the lightning arrow slams into its chest.

826
02:33:43,798 --> 02:33:45,274
You can see it hits.

827
02:33:45,274 --> 02:33:46,928
Looks down for a second,

828
02:33:46,928 --> 02:33:48,562
and then the charge pulses through its entire torso.

829
02:33:48,562 --> 02:33:51,434
As it does, it screams out, "Argh!" into the cavern,

830
02:33:51,434 --> 02:33:54,310
its whole muscle system locks tight

831
02:33:54,310 --> 02:33:58,166
and it falls forward again, onto its chest,

832
02:33:58,166 --> 02:34:00,676
smoke rising off of its whole upper area,

833
02:34:00,676 --> 02:34:02,142
unmoving, on the ground.

834
02:34:02,142 --> 02:34:03,382
He is gone.

835
02:34:03,382 --> 02:34:05,382
Travis: Dang! Come on now!

836
02:34:05,382 --> 02:34:07,162
Marisha: Fuck him up.

837
02:34:07,162 --> 02:34:08,862
Laura: Yes! And then the other one takes 2d8

838
02:34:08,862 --> 02:34:10,163
if he fails his saving throw.

839
02:34:10,163 --> 02:34:11,707
Matt: Which, with a one, he does.

840
02:34:11,707 --> 02:34:14,302
Laura: Yes! Oh, he fails it so good.

841
02:34:14,302 --> 02:34:15,732
(all laugh)

842
02:34:15,732 --> 02:34:17,762
Matt: So, go ahead a roll damage for other ogre.

843
02:34:17,762 --> 02:34:19,112
Laura: Two... ten.

844
02:34:19,112 --> 02:34:22,572
Matt: Ten damage. Nice. So as he falls to the ground, the arc

845
02:34:22,572 --> 02:34:25,064
arcs over to the other one who drops his club for a second.

846
02:34:25,064 --> 02:34:28,051
Picks it up angrily.

847
02:34:28,051 --> 02:34:29,900
Laura: I can reassign my Hunter's Mark to him now?

848
02:34:29,900 --> 02:34:30,466
Matt: You can.

849
02:34:30,466 --> 02:34:31,647
Laura: Yes.

850
02:34:31,647 --> 02:34:33,747
Matt: Yes, all right That brings us to...

851
02:34:33,747 --> 02:34:35,222
Laura: Oh, my Hunter's Mark!

852
02:34:35,222 --> 02:34:37,903
I didn't do my Hunter's Mark damage.

853
02:34:37,903 --> 02:34:38,862
But it doesn't matter. He's dead.

854
02:34:38,862 --> 02:34:40,082
Matt: It doesn't matter. You killed him.

855
02:34:40,082 --> 02:34:40,802
Laura: All right, cool.

856
02:34:40,802 --> 02:34:42,456
(all laugh)

857
02:34:42,456 --> 02:34:44,519
Matt: So you just ultra killed him!

858
02:34:44,519 --> 02:34:46,122
(valley girl voice) He is so dead. Oh my god.

859
02:34:46,122 --> 02:34:47,882
This ogre is done.

860
02:34:47,882 --> 02:34:49,902
(normal voice) All right. So the other ogre's angry.

861
02:34:49,902 --> 02:34:51,333
It's now the goblins' turn.

862
02:34:51,333 --> 02:34:56,438
These goblins rush up. They are just dashing forward.

863
02:34:56,438 --> 02:34:57,762
Marisha: (valley girl voice) Oh my god, Becky, they are so dead.

864
02:34:57,762 --> 02:35:01,918
Taliesin: (valley girl voice) They’re just like, dead.

865
02:35:01,918 --> 02:35:03,744
Matt: This one moves around, and this one runs around to there.

866
02:35:03,744 --> 02:35:06,251
No attacks.

867
02:35:06,251 --> 02:35:08,483
Everyone make an insight check.

868
02:35:08,483 --> 02:35:10,333
Sam: Insight check? Oh shit.

869
02:35:10,333 --> 02:35:13,129
Marisha: What happened? Why are we doing this?

870
02:35:13,129 --> 02:35:15,062
Taliesin: I literally get a 1.

871
02:35:15,062 --> 02:35:18,273
Travis: (sings) Natural 20!

872
02:35:18,273 --> 02:35:19,802
On an insight check.

873
02:35:19,802 --> 02:35:21,221
Marisha: 20 total. 20.

874
02:35:21,221 --> 02:35:22,282
Laura: 22.

875
02:35:22,282 --> 02:35:23,545
Sam: 4.

876
02:35:23,545 --> 02:35:24,522
Matt: All right.

877
02:35:24,522 --> 02:35:25,602
Taliesin: Natural 1.

878
02:35:25,602 --> 02:35:27,072
I'm really not paying attention.

879
02:35:27,072 --> 02:35:28,022
Matt: You're dealing with the fact that

880
02:35:28,022 --> 02:35:29,606
you just fired your gun for the first time

881
02:35:29,606 --> 02:35:31,222
and it kinda burned your hands a little.

882
02:35:31,222 --> 02:35:32,222
You're like "Ugh!"

883
02:35:32,222 --> 02:35:32,902
Sam: Grog.

884
02:35:32,902 --> 02:35:33,842
Matt: Grog -

885
02:35:33,842 --> 02:35:35,525
Travis: Recites poetry.

886
02:35:35,525 --> 02:35:36,192
(all laugh)

887
02:35:36,192 --> 02:35:37,782
Matt: Grog is familiar with one thing:

888
02:35:37,782 --> 02:35:39,782
fear in the eyes of his enemies.

889
02:35:39,782 --> 02:35:42,720
Looking at these goblins, they're not charging to attack.

890
02:35:42,720 --> 02:35:44,962
The attacks seem to be instinctual.

891
02:35:44,962 --> 02:35:46,542
They are -

892
02:35:46,542 --> 02:35:47,237
Marisha: They're running.

893
02:35:47,237 --> 02:35:47,766
Matt: Running.

894
02:35:47,766 --> 02:35:49,148
Marisha: Oh no!

895
02:35:49,148 --> 02:35:50,362
Matt: They are scared.

896
02:35:50,362 --> 02:35:51,722
Laura: Yes!

897
02:35:51,722 --> 02:35:52,876
Matt: They are fleeing from something.

898
02:35:52,876 --> 02:35:54,180
Sam: From the ogres?

899
02:35:54,180 --> 02:35:56,198
Travis: Something behind the ogres.

900
02:35:56,198 --> 02:35:58,513
Laura: Oh no.

901
02:35:58,513 --> 02:36:01,562
Scanlan: May I make a request that you kill them anyway?

902
02:36:01,562 --> 02:36:05,082
Grog: It's like playing croquet at this point, so yes.

903
02:36:05,082 --> 02:36:06,782
(all laugh)

904
02:36:06,782 --> 02:36:07,742
Matt: Grog, it's your turn.

905
02:36:07,742 --> 02:36:09,222
Grog: I would like to RAGE!

906
02:36:09,222 --> 02:36:11,395
And I would like to move to the right

907
02:36:11,395 --> 02:36:13,822
of all those stinking goblins!

908
02:36:13,822 --> 02:36:14,322
Matt: Right over here?

909
02:36:14,322 --> 02:36:15,758
Travis: Yeah, a little more to the right,

910
02:36:15,758 --> 02:36:17,020
yeah a little more,

911
02:36:17,020 --> 02:36:17,737
yeah keep going,

912
02:36:17,737 --> 02:36:18,916
all the way flanking it there -

913
02:36:18,916 --> 02:36:20,811
yeah, yeah.

914
02:36:20,811 --> 02:36:22,082
Matt: All righty.

915
02:36:22,082 --> 02:36:23,622
Grog: Yeah, and then I would like to give them

916
02:36:23,622 --> 02:36:25,750
the cleanest shave possible with my greataxe.

917
02:36:25,750 --> 02:36:27,682
(all laugh)

918
02:36:27,682 --> 02:36:29,642
Matt: All right. Go ahead and roll for attack on the first one.

919
02:36:29,642 --> 02:36:31,609
Laura: Oh yeah, that's a good one!

920
02:36:31,609 --> 02:36:34,042
Travis: Eighteen plus 8… that's 26?

921
02:36:34,042 --> 02:36:35,660
Matt: That definitively hits.

922
02:36:35,660 --> 02:36:36,593
Travis: Word.

923
02:36:36,593 --> 02:36:37,602
Matt: Go ahead and roll damage.

924
02:36:37,602 --> 02:36:39,020
Travis: Oh, damage, crap.

925
02:36:39,020 --> 02:36:40,122
Liam: (sings) Decapitation!

926
02:36:40,122 --> 02:36:43,307
Travis: 2 plus the 4...

927
02:36:43,307 --> 02:36:45,742
13!

928
02:36:45,742 --> 02:36:50,284
Matt: 13? Okay. So, as you rush up, you bring your axe

929
02:36:50,284 --> 02:36:53,381
into the first goblin to your right - (whoosh) - clean.

930
02:36:53,381 --> 02:36:53,870
You don't even feel resistance.

931
02:36:53,870 --> 02:36:55,362
Travis: Hey!

932
02:36:55,362 --> 02:36:58,021
Matt: You hear this little (wheeze) sound as this being is bisected.

933
02:36:58,021 --> 02:36:59,422
Grog: Oh, that was cute.

934
02:36:59,422 --> 02:37:00,987
Matt: Its head and upper torso just rolling off

935
02:37:00,987 --> 02:37:02,462
to the side before rolling to a stop.

936
02:37:02,462 --> 02:37:03,770
However, the inertia of your axe still keeps through

937
02:37:03,770 --> 02:37:05,562
to the one on the other side of you.

938
02:37:05,562 --> 02:37:06,862
Go ahead and roll for your second attack on that.

939
02:37:06,862 --> 02:37:09,824
Travis: 21!

940
02:37:09,824 --> 02:37:12,632
Matt: Also hits, go ahead and roll damage.

941
02:37:12,632 --> 02:37:17,689
Travis: Oh, that's… was 8 plus 7 is... 15!

942
02:37:17,689 --> 02:37:20,869
Matt: As you cleave through the first goblin, you swing around,

943
02:37:20,869 --> 02:37:22,868
another goblin looks up at you, scared,

944
02:37:22,868 --> 02:37:25,282
and pulls a dagger out with its gnarled tongue, (hisses),

945
02:37:25,282 --> 02:37:27,142
at which point the ax embeds itself

946
02:37:27,142 --> 02:37:28,824
straight into its face.

947
02:37:28,824 --> 02:37:30,842
Its angry face goes, "G-agh!" and

948
02:37:30,842 --> 02:37:32,562
just falls slack against your blade.

949
02:37:32,562 --> 02:37:33,415
You lift backward,

950
02:37:33,415 --> 02:37:34,822
and it's stuck to the edge of your axe.

951
02:37:34,822 --> 02:37:35,482
(all laugh)

952
02:37:35,482 --> 02:37:37,082
Matt: Just limply dangling against-

953
02:37:37,082 --> 02:37:38,682
you shake it off a little bit.

954
02:37:38,682 --> 02:37:42,202
Grog: Double prizes! Yeah!

955
02:37:42,202 --> 02:37:44,944
Matt: Great. That ends your turn.

956
02:37:44,944 --> 02:37:45,722
The thing about Rage is that you can use your bonus action

957
02:37:45,722 --> 02:37:47,122
for a third attack.

958
02:37:47,122 --> 02:37:48,483
Travis: No.

959
02:37:48,483 --> 02:37:48,802
Matt: If you wanted to do a frenzy action,

960
02:37:48,802 --> 02:37:50,222
but you don't need to.

961
02:37:50,222 --> 02:37:52,442
That brings us to the ogre's turn.

962
02:37:52,442 --> 02:37:54,562
The ogre gets up, let's see if it makes

963
02:37:54,562 --> 02:37:59,116
its saving throw for an attempt to get out.

964
02:37:59,116 --> 02:38:00,362
It does with an 18.

965
02:38:00,362 --> 02:38:04,182
However, the ogre - it gets about that far,

966
02:38:04,182 --> 02:38:09,027
it’s going to make a double move.

967
02:38:09,027 --> 02:38:10,722
Laura: Double move?!

968
02:38:10,722 --> 02:38:11,469
Taliesin: He's running.

969
02:38:11,469 --> 02:38:13,452
Marisha: I still have entangle up.

970
02:38:13,452 --> 02:38:15,002
Matt: I know. He managed to resist it.

971
02:38:15,002 --> 02:38:16,282
Laura: He saved against it.

972
02:38:16,282 --> 02:38:18,315
Travis: He was on the ogre track team in college.

973
02:38:18,315 --> 02:38:18,662
Matt: It's a big ogre.

974
02:38:18,662 --> 02:38:20,081
Marisha: Poop.

975
02:38:20,081 --> 02:38:21,722
Matt: All right, the ogre takes his full turn

976
02:38:21,722 --> 02:38:23,595
to get up in melee with you guys.

977
02:38:23,595 --> 02:38:24,842
It does not have its attack since

978
02:38:24,842 --> 02:38:25,839
it used its full movement there.

979
02:38:25,839 --> 02:38:27,662
And once again you see as it's lumbering forward,

980
02:38:27,662 --> 02:38:29,722
it also has this look in its eye of desperation.

981
02:38:29,722 --> 02:38:31,102
Sam: Oh crap.

982
02:38:31,102 --> 02:38:33,428
Matt: Now it is Vax's go.

983
02:38:33,428 --> 02:38:35,842
Liam: My sister's right in the face of the ogre, correct?

984
02:38:35,842 --> 02:38:36,855
Matt: Correct.

985
02:38:36,855 --> 02:38:40,039
Liam: Excellent. So, I'm going to take a run towards my sister,

986
02:38:40,039 --> 02:38:44,057
since she's right close to him, he's distracted,

987
02:38:44,057 --> 02:38:46,142
so I'm going to turn just as I get to her,

988
02:38:46,142 --> 02:38:47,862
so my back presses against hers and swing around

989
02:38:47,862 --> 02:38:50,422
and sneak attack two daggers up in his belly.

990
02:38:50,422 --> 02:38:52,085
Vex: We've practiced this, I turn.

991
02:38:52,085 --> 02:38:53,622
(all laugh)

992
02:38:53,622 --> 02:38:55,135
Matt: All right. So as you dodge to the side

993
02:38:55,135 --> 02:38:56,242
just this blur of shadow and speed,

994
02:38:56,242 --> 02:38:57,885
you just coast up to the side of your sister,

995
02:38:57,885 --> 02:38:59,747
dagger both plunge towards the side

996
02:38:59,747 --> 02:39:00,945
of the ogre, go ahead roll for an attack.

997
02:39:00,945 --> 02:39:04,988
Liam: All right. One.

998
02:39:04,988 --> 02:39:06,962
And then the other one I do a poison dagger,

999
02:39:06,962 --> 02:39:08,863
gets a (singing) 20!

1000
02:39:08,863 --> 02:39:10,302
Travis: Oh, put it on him brother!

1001
02:39:10,302 --> 02:39:12,182
Matt: All right.

1002
02:39:12,182 --> 02:39:20,102
Liam: That is dagger of venom, 1d4 - 3, plus 2 is 5,

1003
02:39:20,102 --> 02:39:21,862
and then is the sneak attack damage go with - ?

1004
02:39:21,862 --> 02:39:23,412
Matt: Yeah it does because you have another ally adjacent to it.

1005
02:39:23,412 --> 02:39:24,057
Liam: Right, fine.

1006
02:39:24,057 --> 02:39:25,842
Matt: You don't get advantage on the attack roll

1007
02:39:25,842 --> 02:39:27,062
but you can still do the sneak attack.

1008
02:39:27,062 --> 02:39:28,622
Liam: Critical hit, too, as well, wouldn't it?

1009
02:39:28,622 --> 02:39:29,942
Matt: Yeah! You can multiply the sneak attack damage.

1010
02:39:29,942 --> 02:39:32,998
Liam: So 5, plus- and the double goes to the sneak attack damage?

1011
02:39:32,998 --> 02:39:35,934
Matt: It does. Modifiers don't double,

1012
02:39:35,934 --> 02:39:38,162
but any dice you roll double.

1013
02:39:38,162 --> 02:39:40,182
Liam: 9, 15...

1014
02:39:41,242 --> 02:39:42,542
Matt: In my game.

1015
02:39:42,542 --> 02:39:43,682
(clicks tongue)

1016
02:39:43,682 --> 02:39:45,162
Liam: So 30 plus, uh, 5, 35.

1017
02:39:45,162 --> 02:39:46,462
Travis: Damn!

1018
02:39:46,462 --> 02:39:47,362
Matt: 35 damage.

1019
02:39:47,362 --> 02:39:48,403
Orion: Yeah!

1020
02:39:48,403 --> 02:39:49,571
Liam: Plus poison.

1021
02:39:49,571 --> 02:39:50,886
Matt: The poison's not going to factor in.

1022
02:39:50,886 --> 02:39:51,665
Liam: Okay.

1023
02:39:51,665 --> 02:39:53,202
Matt: You swing past her, both blades

1024
02:39:53,202 --> 02:39:54,337
jam right into the side of its rib cage.

1025
02:39:54,337 --> 02:39:56,218
You hear it howl out in pain.

1026
02:39:56,218 --> 02:39:59,022
As it does, you twist the daggers

1027
02:39:59,022 --> 02:40:01,077
in a way where both blades are now

1028
02:40:01,077 --> 02:40:02,254
going in two different directions,

1029
02:40:02,254 --> 02:40:04,950
and you carve out a section of its entire abdomen.

1030
02:40:04,950 --> 02:40:06,342
All: Ugh!

1031
02:40:06,342 --> 02:40:08,009
Matt : As you do, the flesh, almost like whale blubber,

1032
02:40:08,009 --> 02:40:09,936
just - (splat) - sloughs off the sides of it.

1033
02:40:09,936 --> 02:40:11,882
Organs spill out, intestines, and it kinda looks down

1034
02:40:11,882 --> 02:40:13,662
and tries to pull them back in.

1035
02:40:13,662 --> 02:40:15,727
(panicked groaning)

1036
02:40:15,727 --> 02:40:18,227
At which point you see the color draining from its face,

1037
02:40:18,227 --> 02:40:20,362
and you just kinda lean up and kick it down.

1038
02:40:20,362 --> 02:40:23,957
The ogre - (groans) - and falls to the ground lifeless...

1039
02:40:23,957 --> 02:40:24,882
destroyed.

1040
02:40:24,882 --> 02:40:28,222
(all laugh and cheer)

1041
02:40:28,222 --> 02:40:29,174
Taliesin: You gave him just enough time to regret

1042
02:40:29,174 --> 02:40:30,302
everything that had ever happened.

1043
02:40:30,302 --> 02:40:31,002
Matt: Yes.

1044
02:40:31,002 --> 02:40:32,422
Taliesin: Well done... bad life choices.

1045
02:40:32,422 --> 02:40:33,861
Matt: That brings us to Keyleth.

1046
02:40:33,861 --> 02:40:35,742
Marisha: (as the ogre) I didn’t call mom enough.

1047
02:40:35,742 --> 02:40:37,290
I should’ve called mom.

1048
02:40:37,290 --> 02:40:38,951
Matt: There are two goblins left.

1049
02:40:38,951 --> 02:40:45,142
Marisha: Okay. I do a quick sprint jog up kinda up towards Grog

1050
02:40:45,142 --> 02:40:49,585
and go (boof) and bring up a big stone wall.

1051
02:40:49,585 --> 02:40:51,734
Right where that entrance is.

1052
02:40:51,734 --> 02:40:53,202
Matt: Right here?

1053
02:40:53,202 --> 02:40:55,302
Marisha: No. Like, right where things are pouring out.

1054
02:40:55,302 --> 02:40:55,802
Matt: Right, here?

1055
02:40:55,802 --> 02:40:56,899
Marisha: Yeah.

1056
02:40:56,899 --> 02:40:57,862
Matt: All right, Wall of Stone.

1057
02:40:57,862 --> 02:40:59,442
Marisha: Wall of Stone... boom.

1058
02:40:59,442 --> 02:41:01,422
Matt: All right.

1059
02:41:01,422 --> 02:41:04,062
A giant wall of stone now completely seals off

1060
02:41:04,062 --> 02:41:05,242
that part of the mine.

1061
02:41:05,242 --> 02:41:05,983
Tiberius: You closed it off?

1062
02:41:05,983 --> 02:41:07,122
Keyleth: I closed it off.

1063
02:41:07,122 --> 02:41:08,382
We don't know what’s in there,

1064
02:41:08,382 --> 02:41:09,922
we should talk about this for a second,

1065
02:41:09,922 --> 02:41:11,238
and I bought us some time.

1066
02:41:11,238 --> 02:41:12,179
I'm sure it’s going to try to beat

1067
02:41:12,179 --> 02:41:13,562
through that door in a  second.

1068
02:41:13,562 --> 02:41:15,082
Matt: I'm going to say that you moved

1069
02:41:15,082 --> 02:41:16,560
up to there with your movement.

1070
02:41:16,560 --> 02:41:19,082
All right, I’d say probably over here,

1071
02:41:19,082 --> 02:41:20,842
not right next to the goblins and

1072
02:41:20,842 --> 02:41:21,946
that will give you enough range.

1073
02:41:21,946 --> 02:41:23,498
Okay, so the all of stone - (boom)

1074
02:41:23,498 --> 02:41:24,782
Marisha: Are there any guards around still?

1075
02:41:24,782 --> 02:41:26,590
Any dwarven guards.

1076
02:41:26,590 --> 02:41:28,403
Matt: They are all just watching you do this now.

1077
02:41:28,403 --> 02:41:30,940
They don't want to put their lives at risk,

1078
02:41:30,940 --> 02:41:33,142
and you guys seem intent on getting into the middle of this battle,

1079
02:41:33,142 --> 02:41:34,422
so they are just going to sit back and let you do it.

1080
02:41:34,422 --> 02:41:36,122
Marisha: I throw up my wall and turn around and I say:

1081
02:41:36,122 --> 02:41:38,442
Keyleth: What’s coming?!

1082
02:41:38,442 --> 02:41:40,113
Tell us! You know what’s coming!

1083
02:41:40,113 --> 02:41:41,905
What’s coming!?

1084
02:41:41,905 --> 02:41:43,382
Matt: Make an intimidation check.

1085
02:41:43,382 --> 02:41:46,382
Laura: Keyleth, you are so hard core.

1086
02:41:46,382 --> 02:41:47,601
Marisha: I'm not good at this.

1087
02:41:47,601 --> 02:41:48,828
Sam: You speak goblin?

1088
02:41:48,828 --> 02:41:50,674
Marisha: [sadly] Oh, four.

1089
02:41:50,674 --> 02:41:52,510
(all laugh and groan)

1090
02:41:52,510 --> 02:41:57,442
Taliesin: Make a pity roll.

1091
02:41:57,442 --> 02:41:59,782
Matt: A very gentle attempt at intimidation,

1092
02:41:59,782 --> 02:42:01,122
however, the message gets across.

1093
02:42:01,122 --> 02:42:04,336
The guards look at you, taken off guard.

1094
02:42:04,336 --> 02:42:06,273
Keyleth: We are about to die.

1095
02:42:06,273 --> 02:42:08,438
It is in your best interest to tell us.

1096
02:42:08,438 --> 02:42:11,793
Guards: We don't know! It’s been different things.

1097
02:42:11,793 --> 02:42:12,824
Strange abominations.

1098
02:42:12,824 --> 02:42:14,267
It’s hard to describe. They’re -

1099
02:42:14,267 --> 02:42:15,382
- put together.

1100
02:42:15,382 --> 02:42:18,076
Something’s making things down there.

1101
02:42:18,076 --> 02:42:21,882
Keyleth: What kind of things? From where?

1102
02:42:21,882 --> 02:42:25,582
Matt: As they’re talking you hear a (boom) against the stone.

1103
02:42:25,582 --> 02:42:32,062
Travis: I bring out my blade.

1104
02:42:32,062 --> 02:42:34,195
Matt: So, the stone cracks, and you can see a noticeable crack

1105
02:42:34,195 --> 02:42:36,048
and an audible - (cracking noise).

1106
02:42:36,048 --> 02:42:39,642
Liam: I'm running right now diagonally towards the wall

1107
02:42:39,642 --> 02:42:40,902
and I press against the wall.

1108
02:42:40,902 --> 02:42:42,031
Laura: Oh, good call.

1109
02:42:42,031 --> 02:42:44,042
I do the same thing on the other side.

1110
02:42:44,042 --> 02:42:45,398
Matt: Okay, so you come over here,

1111
02:42:45,398 --> 02:42:46,142
do you want to bring Trinket with you?

1112
02:42:46,142 --> 02:42:47,386
Laura: Yeah!

1113
02:42:47,386 --> 02:42:47,902
Matt: All right.

1114
02:42:47,902 --> 02:42:49,314
Taliesin: You're all so fancy.

1115
02:42:49,314 --> 02:42:50,691
Marisha: I cast Stoneskin on myself.

1116
02:42:50,691 --> 02:42:51,852
Vex: I’m stealthing, I’m stealthing.

1117
02:42:51,852 --> 02:42:53,482
Matt: Roll stealth both of you.

1118
02:42:53,482 --> 02:42:55,342
Orion: How tall are the walls? I mean the ceiling.

1119
02:42:55,342 --> 02:42:56,602
Mat: Oh, the ceiling right now is

1120
02:42:56,602 --> 02:42:59,305
the rest of Kraghammer for the most part.

1121
02:42:59,305 --> 02:43:00,617
Travis: Hundreds, hundreds.

1122
02:43:00,617 --> 02:43:02,942
Matt: Yeah, it is a huge ceiling.

1123
02:43:02,942 --> 02:43:04,808
Orion: I get within casting range.

1124
02:43:04,808 --> 02:43:06,622
Travis: What’s in the middle? Are those fires?

1125
02:43:06,622 --> 02:43:07,974
Matt: These are braziers here.

1126
02:43:07,974 --> 02:43:11,702
By the way, Stoneskin goes, this disappears.

1127
02:43:11,702 --> 02:43:13,298
Travis: The entanglement?

1128
02:43:13,298 --> 02:43:14,995
Matt: Yeah, the entanglement is gone.

1129
02:43:14,995 --> 02:43:15,882
But there are minecarts, some rocks,

1130
02:43:15,882 --> 02:43:17,062
there is a smashed cart over here

1131
02:43:17,062 --> 02:43:18,302
from when the ogre barreled through.

1132
02:43:18,302 --> 02:43:19,362
This is just a piece of stone

1133
02:43:19,362 --> 02:43:21,409
that rises about 15 feet,

1134
02:43:21,409 --> 02:43:22,693
and these are both braziers

1135
02:43:22,693 --> 02:43:23,863
for light in the center of the area.

1136
02:43:23,863 --> 02:43:25,588
So - it’s hundreds and hundreds of feet up.

1137
02:43:25,588 --> 02:43:30,763
You can look up to the very top of Kraghammer from here.

1138
02:43:30,763 --> 02:43:34,602
Orion: Okay, that’s fine.

1139
02:43:34,602 --> 02:43:36,726
Matt; So whatcha got?

1140
02:43:36,726 --> 02:43:38,313
Well, let’s see. So Keyleth.

1141
02:43:38,313 --> 02:43:39,542
That is your turn, Stoneskin and moving up.

1142
02:43:39,542 --> 02:43:40,922
So, anywhere else you want to go?

1143
02:43:40,922 --> 02:43:43,111
I mean, technically, right now we are not in combat.

1144
02:43:43,111 --> 02:43:44,102
Sam: Right. We are out of combat.

1145
02:43:44,102 --> 02:43:45,407
Matt: Briefly.

1146
02:43:45,407 --> 02:43:48,129
Travis: Yeah, we are waiting for the homecoming dance to start.

1147
02:43:48,129 --> 02:43:50,042
Taliesin: I'm breathing, taking aim at the wall,

1148
02:43:50,042 --> 02:43:51,981
just resetting everything.

1149
02:43:51,981 --> 02:43:53,658
Marisha: Can I move up behind that pillar?

1150
02:43:53,658 --> 02:43:55,582
Matt: Okay.

1151
02:43:55,582 --> 02:43:57,722
Taliesin: I'm staying far back at the moment.

1152
02:43:57,722 --> 02:43:59,102
Matt: So, back here.

1153
02:43:59,102 --> 02:44:01,760
Matt: Both of these goblins...

1154
02:44:01,760 --> 02:44:03,034
I'll just say that you guys end up taking them down.

1155
02:44:03,034 --> 02:44:04,491
It’s not even a question.

1156
02:44:04,491 --> 02:44:07,341
You step on them and crush them.

1157
02:44:07,341 --> 02:44:08,755
Travis: Are there any dwarves that we can say,

1158
02:44:08,755 --> 02:44:10,181
“Go get Ballsack and bring him down?”

1159
02:44:10,181 --> 02:44:11,781
(all laugh)

1160
02:44:11,781 --> 02:44:13,062
Matt: You can.

1161
02:44:13,062 --> 02:44:14,248
Laura: Oh yeah, Balgoos! Balgus.

1162
02:44:14,248 --> 02:44:15,545
Matt: Balgus? You just tell them,

1163
02:44:15,545 --> 02:44:17,799
"Get Balgus!" and they are like... "Who?"

1164
02:44:17,799 --> 02:44:19,275
Liam: Grab Ballsack!

1165
02:44:19,275 --> 02:44:20,935
Matt: Some of them have set crossbows up by the way.

1166
02:44:20,935 --> 02:44:22,742
They’re barreling down to get ready to fire

1167
02:44:22,742 --> 02:44:24,062
at whatever comes through.

1168
02:44:24,062 --> 02:44:26,312
BOOF! Another crack in the wall.

1169
02:44:26,312 --> 02:44:27,369
You can see the dust settle as the stone

1170
02:44:27,369 --> 02:44:30,102
cracks again and a large piece at the top tumbles off.

1171
02:44:30,102 --> 02:44:33,162
The stone wall’s probably not going to hold another impact.

1172
02:44:33,162 --> 02:44:34,702
Anybody else want to move anywhere?

1173
02:44:34,702 --> 02:44:36,562
Taliesin: Just taking aim.

1174
02:44:36,562 --> 02:44:39,425
Sam: I'll move up to the right near where Grog is.

1175
02:44:39,425 --> 02:44:43,622
And nobody has taken any damage yet, right?

1176
02:44:43,622 --> 02:44:44,442
All: No.

1177
02:44:44,442 --> 02:44:46,082
Matt: Not currently, no.

1178
02:44:46,082 --> 02:44:46,882
You guys have had a pretty clean sweep

1179
02:44:46,882 --> 02:44:48,786
into this battle, so far.

1180
02:44:48,786 --> 02:44:50,702
Sam: I can't inspire anybody here? Now?

1181
02:44:50,702 --> 02:44:51,785
Matt: You can inspire anybody.

1182
02:44:51,785 --> 02:44:53,322
Just give them a dice.

1183
02:44:53,322 --> 02:44:54,602
Sam: Can I inspire everyone?

1184
02:44:54,602 --> 02:44:55,522
Matt: You can spend all your uses to inspire as many people

1185
02:44:55,522 --> 02:44:57,563
as you have the uses of it.

1186
02:44:57,563 --> 02:45:00,181
Marisha: I still have mine that I haven't used yet.

1187
02:45:00,181 --> 02:45:03,832
Sam: I'll inspire Vex and Vax and Grog.

1188
02:45:03,832 --> 02:45:05,402
Matt: So, mark that you guys all have a d8 to expend on an

1189
02:45:05,402 --> 02:45:06,802
attack roll, or a saving throw.

1190
02:45:06,802 --> 02:45:09,123
Scanlan: (singing) I think you're really handsome and nice!

1191
02:45:09,123 --> 02:45:12,646
You're going to have inspiration dice!

1192
02:45:12,646 --> 02:45:14,922
(all laugh)

1193
02:45:14,922 --> 02:45:16,768
Travis: Thought you were gonna have a little -

1194
02:45:16,768 --> 02:45:18,538
Laura: I know, some beautiful song for us!

1195
02:45:18,538 --> 02:45:20,983
Wait, what for all of us? We all get a d8?

1196
02:45:20,983 --> 02:45:24,337
Matt: Each of you has to have a single d8 dice, inspiration dice.

1197
02:45:24,337 --> 02:45:26,120
The bardic inspiration is flowing through you

1198
02:45:26,120 --> 02:45:29,136
that you can use to add to an attack roll, not damage.

1199
02:45:29,136 --> 02:45:30,302
You can add it to an attack roll, a saving throw -

1200
02:45:30,302 --> 02:45:33,467
Scanlan: (plays tune on electric piano app)

1201
02:45:33,467 --> 02:45:35,339
(all laugh)

1202
02:45:35,339 --> 02:45:38,682
Matt: There you go. That’s what a shawm sounds like, apparently.

1203
02:45:38,682 --> 02:45:39,722
So you can use it on attack throw, a saving throw,

1204
02:45:39,722 --> 02:45:42,662
or an ability check. Any skill.

1205
02:45:42,662 --> 02:45:46,082
Tiberius, are you going to stay where you are,

1206
02:45:46,082 --> 02:45:47,397
are you moving anywhere?

1207
02:45:47,397 --> 02:45:48,647
Last chance.

1208
02:45:48,647 --> 02:45:49,922
Orion: Is that cover right there next to me?

1209
02:45:49,922 --> 02:45:51,150
Matt: Right over here? Yeah.

1210
02:45:51,150 --> 02:45:52,622
Orion: I'll get behind the cover.

1211
02:45:52,622 --> 02:45:53,802
Matt: Okay.

1212
02:45:53,802 --> 02:45:55,189
Orion: And I’m going to peek out and I'm gonna cast Blur.

1213
02:45:55,189 --> 02:45:56,742
Matt: Okay, Stoneskin goes away.

1214
02:45:56,742 --> 02:45:58,382
Orion: I can't do both?

1215
02:45:58,382 --> 02:46:00,542
Matt: Nope. They're both concentration spells.

1216
02:46:00,542 --> 02:46:02,189
Orion: Okay, I leave Stoneskin.

1217
02:46:02,189 --> 02:46:06,040
Matt: Okay, Stoneskin stays on.

1218
02:46:06,040 --> 02:46:08,602
At which point - (boom) - the stone breaks through

1219
02:46:08,602 --> 02:46:10,513
scattering across the ground.

1220
02:46:10,513 --> 02:46:13,102
You see immediately bursting through -

1221
02:46:13,102 --> 02:46:14,753
Travis: What the fuck is that?

1222
02:46:14,753 --> 02:46:16,192
Laura: What is it?

1223
02:46:16,192 --> 02:46:18,290
Matt: A bulbous, oversized, naga-like creature.

1224
02:46:18,290 --> 02:46:21,753
You've encountered a naga before, which is a large serpentine

1225
02:46:21,753 --> 02:46:24,009
creature with a humanoid head.

1226
02:46:24,009 --> 02:46:27,262
However, this one is swollen, it is bulbous.

1227
02:46:27,262 --> 02:46:29,302
The way it moves looks unnatural

1228
02:46:29,302 --> 02:46:32,115
and it has affixed to it not one,

1229
02:46:32,115 --> 02:46:35,282
not three, but five other different colored naga heads

1230
02:46:35,282 --> 02:46:37,662
that look to be stitched to its body.

1231
02:46:37,662 --> 02:46:38,502
Laura: Gross!

1232
02:46:38,502 --> 02:46:40,822
Matt: It is a seriously terrible abomination.

1233
02:46:40,822 --> 02:46:42,142
And as it just breaks through the stone -

1234
02:46:42,142 --> 02:46:44,612
(hisses and growls)

1235
02:46:44,612 --> 02:46:46,122
- all the heads rear back.

1236
02:46:46,122 --> 02:46:47,682
Marisha: Do naga heads do something if you look at them?

1237
02:46:47,682 --> 02:46:49,086
Matt: We're beginning back at the top of the initiative order.

1238
02:46:49,086 --> 02:46:50,302
Travis: Oh shit!

1239
02:46:50,302 --> 02:46:52,783
Laura: Wait wait wait! I got a question!

1240
02:46:52,783 --> 02:46:54,012
My Hunter's Mark, can I transfer it

1241
02:46:54,012 --> 02:46:55,283
to that thing or do I have to -

1242
02:46:55,283 --> 02:46:56,702
Matt: Correct, you can, yes.

1243
02:46:56,702 --> 02:46:57,502
Laura: Yes!

1244
02:46:57,502 --> 02:46:58,862
Matt: Because this still part of the encounter which that.

1245
02:46:58,862 --> 02:47:00,342
Laura: (Sings.) Sweet!

1246
02:47:00,342 --> 02:47:01,490
Matt: So that is now marked with the hunter's mark.

1247
02:47:01,490 --> 02:47:02,982
Percy, you're up first.

1248
02:47:02,982 --> 02:47:03,842
Taliesin: Do I have to take new aim or

1249
02:47:03,842 --> 02:47:05,956
can I have myself already trained on -

1250
02:47:05,956 --> 02:47:06,982
Matt: You've had a moment to train.

1251
02:47:06,982 --> 02:47:08,685
You haven't seen the creature until it just burst out

1252
02:47:08,685 --> 02:47:10,040
so it would take you a round to aim.

1253
02:47:10,040 --> 02:47:11,385
Taliesin: I'm taking my round to aim.

1254
02:47:11,385 --> 02:47:12,642
Matt: Okay, so you're aiming.

1255
02:47:12,642 --> 02:47:16,713
That brings us to Tiberius.

1256
02:47:16,713 --> 02:47:18,582
Orion: What did you just-

1257
02:47:18,582 --> 02:47:20,742
Taliesin: I just took aim. Took aim.

1258
02:47:20,742 --> 02:47:22,903
Just a gun.

1259
02:47:22,903 --> 02:47:27,122
Marisha: "Just" a gun.

1260
02:47:27,122 --> 02:47:28,882
Taliesin: This gun doesn't do anything fancy.

1261
02:47:28,882 --> 02:47:30,790
Just shoots really far, really hard.

1262
02:47:30,790 --> 02:47:35,662
Orion: Okay! I'll do a... Scorching Ray.

1263
02:47:35,662 --> 02:47:37,780
Matt: Scorching Ray, all right.

1264
02:47:37,780 --> 02:47:38,702
It makes a saving throw -

1265
02:47:38,702 --> 02:47:39,842
It does not!

1266
02:47:39,842 --> 02:47:42,798
Rolled a 2, so full damage on it.

1267
02:47:42,798 --> 02:47:46,958
Orion: So two for four... let's shoot two of them right now,

1268
02:47:46,958 --> 02:47:48,770
right, three of them?

1269
02:47:48,770 --> 02:47:49,955
Matt: It's an aimed ray attack?

1270
02:47:49,955 --> 02:47:51,102
Orion: Yeah.

1271
02:47:51,102 --> 02:47:52,182
Matt: Then you have to roll for the attack.

1272
02:47:52,182 --> 02:47:54,902
So, roll a d20 and add your -

1273
02:47:54,902 --> 02:47:56,842
Travis: Roll high, roll high.

1274
02:47:56,842 --> 02:47:59,275
Matt: Top of your spell page.

1275
02:47:59,275 --> 02:48:00,567
Laura: Big roll, big roll, big roll.

1276
02:48:00,567 --> 02:48:02,061
Matt: Top of your spell page.

1277
02:48:02,061 --> 02:48:04,837
Orion: Oh! That's 23.

1278
02:48:04,837 --> 02:48:06,102
Matt: 23? 23 hits.

1279
02:48:06,102 --> 02:48:07,300
Orion: Yes, okay.

1280
02:48:07,300 --> 02:48:08,857
Matt: All right.

1281
02:48:08,857 --> 02:48:10,504
Orion: And then that's two d6… that's 12.

1282
02:48:10,504 --> 02:48:11,773
Matt: Twelve points of damage to the naga.

1283
02:48:11,773 --> 02:48:15,259
All right. That brings us to -

1284
02:48:15,259 --> 02:48:17,351
Orion: Wait. I roll for the second shot, right?

1285
02:48:17,351 --> 02:48:19,122
Matt: Yeah.

1286
02:48:19,122 --> 02:48:20,682
Orion: Okay, and that's a natural 20.

1287
02:48:20,682 --> 02:48:22,085
(all cheer)

1288
02:48:22,085 --> 02:48:24,389
Matt: Okay.

1289
02:48:24,389 --> 02:48:25,516
Okay, so you fire one beam off - (exploding sound) -

1290
02:48:25,516 --> 02:48:26,862
and it slams into the side of one of the naga heads.

1291
02:48:26,862 --> 02:48:28,362
The second you bring back and as you do there's a

1292
02:48:28,362 --> 02:48:30,122
flicker of arcane instability.

1293
02:48:30,122 --> 02:48:32,762
His arm shakes as he releases the surge of scorching

1294
02:48:32,762 --> 02:48:34,994
energy as it blasts into the side of the naga.

1295
02:48:34,994 --> 02:48:37,242
Also does not make a saving throw again!

1296
02:48:37,242 --> 02:48:38,277
Roll full damage.

1297
02:48:38,277 --> 02:48:40,862
Travis: Holy shit, Tiberius.

1298
02:48:40,862 --> 02:48:42,182
Taliesin: Oh my god.

1299
02:48:42,182 --> 02:48:43,031
Orion: Twelve.

1300
02:48:43,031 --> 02:48:43,709
Matt: Twelve?

1301
02:48:43,709 --> 02:48:44,462
Orion: Yeah.

1302
02:48:44,462 --> 02:48:46,298
Matt: Multiplied? Or did you roll a 12?

1303
02:48:46,298 --> 02:48:47,242
Orion: I rolled a 12.

1304
02:48:47,242 --> 02:48:48,362
Matt: Twelve. Times two. 24 points of damage.

1305
02:48:48,362 --> 02:48:51,387
Orion: Oh! I'm terrible at math!

1306
02:48:51,387 --> 02:48:52,622
Stay in school, kids!

1307
02:48:52,622 --> 02:48:54,184
(all laugh)

1308
02:48:54,184 --> 02:48:55,522
Matt: All right, so it just blasts into

1309
02:48:55,522 --> 02:48:56,589
the side of the naga heads.

1310
02:48:56,589 --> 02:48:58,742
Marisha: This is a good time to note our charity, 826 LA.

1311
02:48:58,742 --> 02:48:59,586
Sam: Not yet. Don't donate yet.

1312
02:48:59,586 --> 02:49:01,142
Sam: Donate next week.

1313
02:49:01,142 --> 02:49:05,581
Matt: Next week, there's things that you can donate to then.

1314
02:49:05,581 --> 02:49:07,662
All right, so that brings us to the end of Tiberius' turn.

1315
02:49:07,662 --> 02:49:09,042
You want to move at all, are you staying where you are?

1316
02:49:09,042 --> 02:49:10,237
Tiberius: I’ll stay right here.

1317
02:49:10,237 --> 02:49:11,579
Matt: All right Grog's up next, you're up.

1318
02:49:11,579 --> 02:49:12,602
Travis: Ladies first.

1319
02:49:12,602 --> 02:49:14,382
Laura: Oh! Oh! Me! Okay, I'm gonna shoot -

1320
02:49:14,382 --> 02:49:19,137
oh God, I didn't realise I was going so fast.

1321
02:49:19,137 --> 02:49:20,162
Matt: What did you roll for stealth by the way?

1322
02:49:20,162 --> 02:49:21,342
Laura: What?

1323
02:49:21,342 --> 02:49:23,602
Matt: What did you roll for stealth by the way?

1324
02:49:23,602 --> 02:49:25,280
Laura: I rolled a 20 for stealth!

1325
02:49:25,280 --> 02:49:26,582
Matt: Then yeah, he has no idea you're there.

1326
02:49:26,582 --> 02:49:27,656
Laura: Sweet!

1327
02:49:27,656 --> 02:49:30,142
Matt: He just sees the bear going - (bear growl)

1328
02:49:30,142 --> 02:49:33,219
Laura: Okay. Trinket's gonna hang out because

1329
02:49:33,219 --> 02:49:35,482
I don't want to - you know.

1330
02:49:35,482 --> 02:49:38,222
I'm going to shoot Conjure Barrage -

1331
02:49:38,222 --> 02:49:41,102
No, I'm just going to  shoot him twice.

1332
02:49:41,102 --> 02:49:42,423
Matt: All right, go for it!

1333
02:49:42,423 --> 02:49:43,142
Laura: All right.

1334
02:49:43,142 --> 02:49:44,273
Matt: Arrow once, arrow twice -

1335
02:49:44,273 --> 02:49:45,402
(arrow noises)

1336
02:49:45,402 --> 02:49:46,809
- Legolas style.

1337
02:49:46,809 --> 02:49:50,259
Laura: I am going to do the fire arrow thingy at it.

1338
02:49:50,259 --> 02:49:52,922
Matt: Okay, so using your bowstring.

1339
02:49:52,922 --> 02:49:55,102
Laura: The blazing bowstring, thank you Tiberius!

1340
02:49:55,102 --> 02:49:56,292
Matt: That he created and crafted!

1341
02:49:56,292 --> 02:49:59,032
All right so as you pull the second arrow out you nock it.

1342
02:49:59,032 --> 02:50:00,745
As you let it go it bursts into flames

1343
02:50:00,745 --> 02:50:02,182
arcing halfway through the air.

1344
02:50:02,182 --> 02:50:03,583
Laura: Okay.

1345
02:50:03,583 --> 02:50:04,862
Matt: What was your to hit roll on that?

1346
02:50:04,862 --> 02:50:05,542
Laura: 21?

1347
02:50:05,542 --> 02:50:06,042
Matt: 21 hits!

1348
02:50:06,042 --> 02:50:07,582
Laura: Okay.

1349
02:50:07,582 --> 02:50:09,021
Oh wait, that's a -

1350
02:50:09,021 --> 02:50:12,202
4 plus 7 is 11.

1351
02:50:12,202 --> 02:50:13,838
Sam: Don't forget your inspiration!

1352
02:50:13,838 --> 02:50:14,742
Matt: Well inspiration dice is to hit.

1353
02:50:14,742 --> 02:50:16,242
Sam: Oh, okay.

1354
02:50:16,242 --> 02:50:16,822
Laura: 11.

1355
02:50:16,822 --> 02:50:17,802
Matt: So, 11 points of damage.

1356
02:50:17,802 --> 02:50:19,928
Laura: For the first one, plus for the blazing bowstring

1357
02:50:19,928 --> 02:50:24,662
I can turn any arrow into a flaming arrow,

1358
02:50:24,662 --> 02:50:27,082
doing additional 10 fire damage.

1359
02:50:27,082 --> 02:50:28,525
Matt: Awesome.

1360
02:50:28,525 --> 02:50:29,622
Laura: So I'll roll that right now.

1361
02:50:29,622 --> 02:50:30,522
Matt: There you go.

1362
02:50:30,522 --> 02:50:32,802
Laura: Which is this. Which is a 7!

1363
02:50:32,802 --> 02:50:34,682
Matt: So an additional 7, so 18 total damage and that arrow -

1364
02:50:34,682 --> 02:50:36,159
(impact sound)

1365
02:50:36,159 --> 02:50:38,153
in the side of its body.

1366
02:50:38,153 --> 02:50:40,162
One of the serpent heads reels back from the pain.

1367
02:50:40,162 --> 02:50:41,459
Laura: Yeah! Screw you, Naga!

1368
02:50:41,459 --> 02:50:42,604
Matt: It begins snatching at where the arrow's now protruding from it,

1369
02:50:42,604 --> 02:50:43,695
trying to break it off.

1370
02:50:43,695 --> 02:50:46,542
Laura: And then I'm gonna roll again!

1371
02:50:46,542 --> 02:50:48,362
That's a 24!

1372
02:50:48,362 --> 02:50:49,302
Matt: That hits, go ahead and roll damage.

1373
02:50:49,302 --> 02:50:50,853
Laura: Awesome. That's an 8.

1374
02:50:50,853 --> 02:50:52,372
Matt: Grog, you're on deck.

1375
02:50:52,372 --> 02:50:53,816
Grog: I'm ready!

1376
02:50:53,816 --> 02:50:55,102
Laura: 7 plus 7 is 14!

1377
02:50:55,102 --> 02:50:56,800
Matt: 14 damage, all right. Both arrows -

1378
02:50:56,800 --> 02:50:57,782
(arrow impact sounds)

1379
02:50:57,782 --> 02:51:00,444
- sink into it. Definitely piercing through the scales a little bit,

1380
02:51:00,444 --> 02:51:02,011
but not sticking too deeply into its body;

1381
02:51:02,011 --> 02:51:03,622
it's definitely a hearty creature.

1382
02:51:03,622 --> 02:51:04,482
Grog, you're up!

1383
02:51:04,482 --> 02:51:06,982
Grog: Right, I would like to run around the other side of the rock,

1384
02:51:06,982 --> 02:51:11,382
raging, spit flying out my of my mouth!

1385
02:51:11,382 --> 02:51:12,769
And I would like to use the Chain of Returning,

1386
02:51:12,769 --> 02:51:14,239
also crafted by Tiberius,

1387
02:51:14,239 --> 02:51:15,502
attach it to the end of the great axe,

1388
02:51:15,502 --> 02:51:18,636
and throw it, from where I am, at the snake.

1389
02:51:18,636 --> 02:51:19,764
Matt: Okay.

1390
02:51:19,764 --> 02:51:20,830
Tiberius: Yeah!

1391
02:51:20,830 --> 02:51:22,542
Matt: He comes running around, rears back,

1392
02:51:22,542 --> 02:51:26,082
and takes his double-handed great axe and just lobs it overhand.

1393
02:51:26,082 --> 02:51:27,802
The chain, that's wrapped around your wrist,

1394
02:51:27,802 --> 02:51:30,082
keeping it attached to you, in some degree.

1395
02:51:30,082 --> 02:51:31,894
Go ahead and roll for the attack.

1396
02:51:31,894 --> 02:51:33,211
Travis: 8, 9, uh, 17!

1397
02:51:33,211 --> 02:51:34,828
Matt: 17?

1398
02:51:34,828 --> 02:51:36,441
It just hits!

1399
02:51:36,441 --> 02:51:40,961
Travis: All right, nice. That is... 15.

1400
02:51:40,961 --> 02:51:43,222
Matt: 15 points of damage.

1401
02:51:43,222 --> 02:51:47,382
As the axe embeds itself pretty deeply into the torso.

1402
02:51:47,382 --> 02:51:49,022
Laura: Oh! I didn't do my Hunter's Mark.

1403
02:51:49,022 --> 02:51:50,259
Matt: Roll Hunter's Mark damage right now.

1404
02:51:50,259 --> 02:51:52,038
Laura: Thank you. Thank you, chatroom!

1405
02:51:52,038 --> 02:51:54,102
(all laugh)

1406
02:51:54,102 --> 02:51:55,185
Laura: 6!

1407
02:51:55,185 --> 02:51:56,902
Matt: 6? Awesome. 6 damage. All right.

1408
02:51:56,902 --> 02:51:58,712
Travis: This says, 'An athletics-strength check is required

1409
02:51:58,712 --> 02:52:00,315
to pull the weapon free, the DC12?'

1410
02:52:00,315 --> 02:52:03,452
Matt: So, go ahead and roll an athletics check.

1411
02:52:03,452 --> 02:52:05,482
Travis: 12.

1412
02:52:05,482 --> 02:52:06,682
Matt: Roll a d20.

1413
02:52:06,682 --> 02:52:08,228
Travis: Oh, a d20.

1414
02:52:08,228 --> 02:52:09,502
Matt: It's a DC12.

1415
02:52:09,502 --> 02:52:13,216
Travis: Shit. Balls. Taint. 5.

1416
02:52:13,216 --> 02:52:14,522
Matt: Plus...

1417
02:52:14,522 --> 02:52:15,731
Travis: Plus what? Plus-

1418
02:52:15,731 --> 02:52:17,318
Matt: Plus your athletics!

1419
02:52:17,318 --> 02:52:21,154
Travis: Oh! Oh! That's bound to be good. Uh... 7! It's 12!

1420
02:52:21,154 --> 02:52:22,972
Matt: 12 is the DC! So yeah!

1421
02:52:22,972 --> 02:52:24,402
Travis: (elated laughter)

1422
02:52:24,402 --> 02:52:25,990
Matt: You pull back the chain and as you do,

1423
02:52:25,990 --> 02:52:27,622
the blade is resisting,

1424
02:52:27,622 --> 02:52:31,242
it's stuck in the torso and it actually - (whoosh) - and flies back,

1425
02:52:31,242 --> 02:52:32,582
and you just barely catch it.

1426
02:52:32,582 --> 02:52:33,707
Grog: Oh shit!

1427
02:52:33,707 --> 02:52:35,782
Marisha: I love your joy sounds!

1428
02:52:35,782 --> 02:52:38,242
Grog: Meant to do that!

1429
02:52:38,242 --> 02:52:39,216
Meant to do that of course.

1430
02:52:39,216 --> 02:52:40,862
Matt: Now it's its turn.

1431
02:52:40,862 --> 02:52:41,603
Sam: Oh Jesus.

1432
02:52:41,603 --> 02:52:42,654
Laura: Oh no!

1433
02:52:42,654 --> 02:52:44,405
Matt: (Slithering noises.)

1434
02:52:44,405 --> 02:52:45,412
Laura: (Nervous noises.) Oh no!

1435
02:52:45,412 --> 02:52:46,819
Grog: Yeah, yeah, come on!

1436
02:52:46,819 --> 02:52:48,882
Sam: What? Why me? No, that's not me, that's not me.

1437
02:52:48,882 --> 02:52:50,082
Matt: For its size, when it moves,

1438
02:52:50,082 --> 02:52:51,794
it moves in a burst of lightning energy.

1439
02:52:51,794 --> 02:52:55,342
It's too fast for its corpulent form.

1440
02:52:55,342 --> 02:52:58,042
As it goes behind to Keyleth and Tiberius,

1441
02:52:58,042 --> 02:53:02,478
it makes an attack with each of its five heads.

1442
02:53:02,478 --> 02:53:05,362
Two on Tiberius, three on Keyleth.

1443
02:53:05,362 --> 02:53:06,786
Remember, you guys have Stoneskin, so I believe

1444
02:53:06,786 --> 02:53:07,742
you have resistance against damage, right?

1445
02:53:07,742 --> 02:53:08,522
Orion: Oh, yes, I do.

1446
02:53:08,522 --> 02:53:10,602
Matt: All right. So. Against Keyleth, it's a natural 20.

1447
02:53:10,602 --> 02:53:13,935
Group: Oh no!

1448
02:53:13,935 --> 02:53:17,953
Matt: That's a 12 plus 7, that's gonna be a 19 to hit?

1449
02:53:17,953 --> 02:53:20,482
Marisha: Yeah.

1450
02:53:20,482 --> 02:53:22,038
Matt: And natural 20 again.

1451
02:53:22,038 --> 02:53:24,788
Marisha: What the fuck!

1452
02:53:24,788 --> 02:53:26,077
Matt: So, 2 critical hits, and a hit on you -

1453
02:53:26,077 --> 02:53:27,459
Travis: What is this bullshit?

1454
02:53:27,459 --> 02:53:29,177
Matt: - and on Tiberius, that's a 22 to hit.

1455
02:53:29,177 --> 02:53:32,975
And a 13 to hit.

1456
02:53:32,975 --> 02:53:33,942
Orion: One does, one does not.

1457
02:53:33,942 --> 02:53:35,722
Matt: Okay, cool.

1458
02:53:35,722 --> 02:53:37,934
Matt: So, against Keyleth, you take -

1459
02:53:37,934 --> 02:53:40,131
Marisha: I'm glad I cast Stoneskin.

1460
02:53:40,131 --> 02:53:41,947
Matt: I know. So you take half damage for these. Which is fine.

1461
02:53:41,947 --> 02:53:43,293
Marisha: Yeah.

1462
02:53:43,293 --> 02:53:45,164
Matt: So, you're looking at - that's 2 plus 4, that's 6, damage halved,

1463
02:53:45,164 --> 02:53:46,322
you take 3 damage.

1464
02:53:46,322 --> 02:53:48,882
Oh, sorry. 3 multiplied by 2 because it's a critical.

1465
02:53:48,882 --> 02:53:50,541
So you take 6 damage from the first strike.

1466
02:53:50,541 --> 02:53:52,675
Laura: That's nothing! 6 damage.

1467
02:53:52,675 --> 02:53:54,847
Matt: Not too bad. You take 7 damage from the second strike,

1468
02:53:54,847 --> 02:54:00,963
and another 6 damage from the 3rd strike.

1469
02:54:00,963 --> 02:54:03,422
Actually, it would have been 6, 4 and 6.

1470
02:54:03,422 --> 02:54:05,662
Because you have resistance on the damage 'cause of Stoneskin.

1471
02:54:05,662 --> 02:54:08,102
Marisha: 6, 4 and 6?

1472
02:54:08,102 --> 02:54:10,828
Matt: Yes. However, make a constitution saving throw.

1473
02:54:10,828 --> 02:54:12,847
As venom from the fangs of the Naga begin to

1474
02:54:12,847 --> 02:54:14,868
pulse into your bloodstream.

1475
02:54:14,868 --> 02:54:17,122
Marisha: Ah, I should have taken the poison resistance.

1476
02:54:17,122 --> 02:54:19,006
He talked me out of it.

1477
02:54:19,006 --> 02:54:20,088
Taliesin: Yeah, I talked her out of it.

1478
02:54:20,088 --> 02:54:22,543
Marisha: What am I - constitution.

1479
02:54:22,543 --> 02:54:24,451
Matt: Yeah, constitution saving throw.

1480
02:54:24,451 --> 02:54:28,149
Marisha: Fuck!

1481
02:54:28,149 --> 02:54:29,442
Matt: Natural 1?

1482
02:54:29,442 --> 02:54:32,642
Natural 1 on the constitution saving throw.

1483
02:54:32,642 --> 02:54:33,702
Laura: Oh no!

1484
02:54:33,702 --> 02:54:35,412
Marisha: It's a bad day.

1485
02:54:35,412 --> 02:54:37,622
Matt: You feel this burning pain pulse into your bloodstream,

1486
02:54:37,622 --> 02:54:39,181
as your whole body doubles over from the pain.

1487
02:54:39,181 --> 02:54:41,692
Sam: Keyleth dies in episode 1.

1488
02:54:41,692 --> 02:54:44,882
Matt: You suffer 31 points of poison damage.

1489
02:54:44,882 --> 02:54:47,682
Marisha: 31, on top of the 6, 4 and 6?

1490
02:54:47,682 --> 02:54:49,222
Matt: Yep.

1491
02:54:49,222 --> 02:54:50,422
Travis: Are you okay?

1492
02:54:50,422 --> 02:54:51,062
Matt: The poison damage is not halved

1493
02:54:51,062 --> 02:54:53,520
because it is not a physical attack on your body.

1494
02:54:53,520 --> 02:54:54,690
Laura: Is Keyleth unconscious?

1495
02:54:54,690 --> 02:54:57,337
Sam: No, she's ok.

1496
02:54:57,337 --> 02:55:02,700
Matt: Tiberius you take 13 points of damage halved by Stoneskin

1497
02:55:02,700 --> 02:55:05,362
so you take a total of seven.

1498
02:55:05,362 --> 02:55:07,410
And also make a constitution saving throw.

1499
02:55:11,187 --> 02:55:12,106
What'cha got?

1500
02:55:14,885 --> 02:55:16,085
Orion: It's a 16.

1501
02:55:16,085 --> 02:55:18,105
Matt: 16, you manage to physically resist

1502
02:55:18,105 --> 02:55:20,005
the poison in your system.

1503
02:55:20,005 --> 02:55:22,105
You feel that slight tinge, the muscles tense,

1504
02:55:22,105 --> 02:55:24,968
but then your dragonborn form begins to just

1505
02:55:24,968 --> 02:55:27,365
shrug off the effect of the venom.

1506
02:55:27,365 --> 02:55:29,593
Orion: Can I turn to him and blow fire out of my nostrils?

1507
02:55:29,593 --> 02:55:30,645
Matt: Sure.

1508
02:55:30,645 --> 02:55:32,345
Orion: That's what I do.

1509
02:55:32,345 --> 02:55:34,585
Matt: True dragonborn challenge.

1510
02:55:34,585 --> 02:55:35,825
That brings us to Vax.

1511
02:55:35,825 --> 02:55:38,265
Liam: Okay, I start jogging backwards.

1512
02:55:38,265 --> 02:55:41,505
Marisha: Took me down to 16 hit points.

1513
02:55:41,505 --> 02:55:43,280
Liam: And can I sneak attack while prone.

1514
02:55:43,280 --> 02:55:46,282
Matt: You're stealthed currently so you would

1515
02:55:46,282 --> 02:55:48,045
technically get a sneak attack

1516
02:55:48,045 --> 02:55:49,838
but you have to be in melee for you to get the other bonus.

1517
02:55:49,838 --> 02:55:51,325
So it would be sneak attack for this damage if you were to roll

1518
02:55:51,325 --> 02:55:52,931
or if you were to throw a dagger at it,

1519
02:55:52,931 --> 02:55:54,325
you would get the sneak attack.

1520
02:55:54,325 --> 02:55:56,279
Liam: Okay, so that means just one throw instead of two?

1521
02:55:56,279 --> 02:55:58,261
Matt: You can throw both daggers at it.

1522
02:55:58,261 --> 02:56:00,885
Liam: All right. I feel so inspired by Scanlan's bardic tunes -

1523
02:56:00,885 --> 02:56:02,305
Scanlan: (singing) Yeah!

1524
02:56:02,305 --> 02:56:04,525
Matt: You can add it after you make the roll by the way.

1525
02:56:04,525 --> 02:56:07,356
Laura: So if you do a really good roll then you don't need it.

1526
02:56:07,356 --> 02:56:09,785
Liam: Okay, 19 plus eleven is thirty.

1527
02:56:09,785 --> 02:56:13,105
Matt: And because you're a rogue isn't that critical for you?

1528
02:56:13,105 --> 02:56:15,215
Liam: Yeah. Oh, yeah.

1529
02:56:15,215 --> 02:56:19,325
Matt: Two criticals!

1530
02:56:19,325 --> 02:56:22,825
Liam: And the other one, the other one is a 16 plus, plus...

1531
02:56:22,825 --> 02:56:24,405
is a 26.

1532
02:56:24,405 --> 02:56:25,162
Matt: That also hits.

1533
02:56:25,162 --> 02:56:27,955
So you chuck both daggers out, they both arc around.

1534
02:56:27,955 --> 02:56:34,704
Liam:  I meant to say I was aiming at its eye,

1535
02:56:34,704 --> 02:56:36,325
the main head's eye.

1536
02:56:36,325 --> 02:56:38,283
Laura: No, you should've said that first.

1537
02:56:38,283 --> 02:56:40,765
Matt: For flavor it's fine. Just go ahead, it's fine.

1538
02:56:40,765 --> 02:56:42,105
Liam: All right, four.

1539
02:56:42,105 --> 02:56:43,065
Laura: Four!

1540
02:56:43,065 --> 02:56:46,685
Liam: Plus seven is eleven plus five...

1541
02:56:46,685 --> 02:56:50,907
18. 20. 20 times...

1542
02:56:50,907 --> 02:56:52,365
is 40 plus 4.

1543
02:56:58,985 --> 02:57:00,285
44, that's the first dagger?

1544
02:57:00,285 --> 02:57:01,326
Matt: Yeah, 44 damage.

1545
02:57:01,326 --> 02:57:02,559
Liam: 44.

1546
02:57:02,559 --> 02:57:03,218
Travis: Damn!

1547
02:57:03,218 --> 02:57:04,045
Matt: Rogues, man.

1548
02:57:04,045 --> 02:57:06,985
Marisha: Help me. Help.

1549
02:57:06,985 --> 02:57:09,018
Laura: That's just one dagger?

1550
02:57:09,018 --> 02:57:10,845
Liam: That's just one- 4 plus 2 is 6.

1551
02:57:10,845 --> 02:57:12,609
Is that sneak attack? No.

1552
02:57:12,609 --> 02:57:13,305
Matt: No, only one sneak attack per turn.

1553
02:57:13,305 --> 02:57:14,865
Liam: Okay.

1554
02:57:14,865 --> 02:57:16,645
Laura: 40 and then 6 on the other one.

1555
02:57:16,645 --> 02:57:18,996
Matt: All right, so one actually hit one of the heads,

1556
02:57:18,996 --> 02:57:21,605
one of the various naga heads directly into its face.

1557
02:57:21,605 --> 02:57:24,585
As it does  it goes through both eyes and you can see it begin

1558
02:57:24,585 --> 02:57:26,964
reeling from the attack.

1559
02:57:28,671 --> 02:57:29,835
It’s looking pretty rough actually.

1560
02:57:29,835 --> 02:57:32,364
Laura: Oh! Kill it!

1561
02:57:32,364 --> 02:57:34,037
Matt: You can see the stitches beginning to come apart at

1562
02:57:34,037 --> 02:57:36,384
some of the seams and you can see a black ichorous liquid

1563
02:57:36,384 --> 02:57:38,983
spill out from some of the suture marks.

1564
02:57:38,983 --> 02:57:40,344
Liam: And just a reminder the daggers, folks,

1565
02:57:40,344 --> 02:57:42,361
blink back to the belt on my waist.

1566
02:57:42,361 --> 02:57:43,612
(all laugh)

1567
02:57:43,612 --> 02:57:45,584
Matt: Because magic.

1568
02:57:45,584 --> 02:57:48,402
Magic rogue shit.

1569
02:57:48,402 --> 02:57:50,284
Matt: Keyleth, you're up.

1570
02:57:50,284 --> 02:57:51,799
Laura: Kill him, kill him!

1571
02:57:51,799 --> 02:58:00,384
Marisha: Okay, so I'm really upset, really hurting.

1572
02:58:00,384 --> 02:58:02,544
So out of anger I take my staff and I go - (bam) -

1573
02:58:02,544 --> 02:58:04,004
and I crack and do Thunderwave

1574
02:58:04,004 --> 02:58:05,944
pushing him back 15 feet.

1575
02:58:05,944 --> 02:58:06,994
Matt: All right.

1576
02:58:06,994 --> 02:58:08,771
Makes the saving throw.

1577
02:58:08,771 --> 02:58:10,515
But he gets pushed back, so he takes damage just half damage.

1578
02:58:10,515 --> 02:58:15,571
Marisha: Okay, 2d8. 6.

1579
02:58:15,571 --> 02:58:16,564
Matt: As you're setting up your gun

1580
02:58:16,564 --> 02:58:19,707
it gets slammed right point blank to you.

1581
02:58:19,707 --> 02:58:20,584
Marisha: Oh sorry.

1582
02:58:20,584 --> 02:58:23,150
Laura and Travis: No that's good!

1583
02:58:23,150 --> 02:58:24,318
Marisha: It takes 4 damage.

1584
02:58:24,318 --> 02:58:26,628
Matt: 4 damage, all righty.

1585
02:58:26,628 --> 02:58:31,066
Marisha: And then I'm going to turn into an eagle.

1586
02:58:31,066 --> 02:58:33,804
Sam: (laughs) As one does.

1587
02:58:33,804 --> 02:58:35,751
Matt: So we'll say for that, because I forgot to bring an eagle,

1588
02:58:35,751 --> 02:58:40,784
You're now a - (eagle sounds)

1589
02:58:40,784 --> 02:58:43,064
Marisha: And I -

1590
02:58:43,064 --> 02:58:44,384
I fly...

1591
02:58:44,384 --> 02:58:46,240
away.

1592
02:58:46,240 --> 02:58:46,564
Travis: Away.

1593
02:58:46,564 --> 02:58:48,144
(all laugh)

1594
02:58:48,144 --> 02:58:49,384
Orion: Away.

1595
02:58:49,384 --> 02:58:51,662
Keyleth: Far far away.

1596
02:58:51,662 --> 02:58:54,044
Tiberius: Where are you going?!

1597
02:58:54,044 --> 02:58:55,038
Laura: You got 4 damage, good job Keyleth.

1598
02:58:55,038 --> 02:58:58,244
Scanlan: Tell our story, Keyleth.

1599
02:58:58,244 --> 02:58:59,137
Marisha: And then I cry in the corner and

1600
02:58:59,137 --> 02:59:01,375
rock back and forth a little bit.

1601
02:59:01,375 --> 02:59:02,534
And that's my turn.

1602
02:59:02,534 --> 02:59:03,785
Matt: I forgot to mention you actually take half damage

1603
02:59:03,785 --> 02:59:05,024
for the saving throw for the venom

1604
02:59:05,024 --> 02:59:06,572
so you still would've taken

1605
02:59:06,572 --> 02:59:08,104
14 points of poison damage, so just mark that.

1606
02:59:08,104 --> 02:59:09,764
Orion: Okay.

1607
02:59:09,764 --> 02:59:11,184
Matt: It is half damage on a save.

1608
02:59:11,184 --> 02:59:14,032
Matt: All right, that brings us to Scanlan.

1609
02:59:14,032 --> 02:59:18,438
Sam: Can I bonus inspire myself?

1610
02:59:18,438 --> 02:59:20,364
Matt: Because you're Scanlan I'll say, yes.

1611
02:59:20,364 --> 02:59:21,844
(all laugh)

1612
02:59:21,844 --> 02:59:25,504
Matt: You have such a high opinion of yourself

1613
02:59:25,504 --> 02:59:28,155
that even you could inspire yourself.

1614
02:59:28,155 --> 02:59:29,865
So yes, why not.

1615
02:59:29,865 --> 02:59:33,364
Scanlan: (singing) It would help me to acquire some dice to inspire.

1616
02:59:33,364 --> 02:59:36,184
So I inspire myself first

1617
02:59:36,184 --> 02:59:38,983
and move 5 feet back so I'm on the same row as him.

1618
02:59:38,983 --> 02:59:40,346
Matt: There?

1619
02:59:40,346 --> 02:59:40,644
Sam: Not that far.

1620
02:59:40,644 --> 02:59:41,399
Matt: There.

1621
02:59:41,399 --> 02:59:42,944
Sam: Yes.

1622
02:59:42,944 --> 02:59:44,822
And them I'm going to cast Lightning Bolt at him.

1623
02:59:44,822 --> 02:59:47,097
Matt: Okay! Straight line that way?

1624
02:59:47,097 --> 02:59:47,784
Sam: Straight line, that way.

1625
02:59:47,784 --> 02:59:50,454
Matt: You don't have to roll to hit.

1626
02:59:50,454 --> 02:59:51,474
You just roll damage on that.

1627
02:59:51,474 --> 02:59:52,569
I make a saving throw.

1628
02:59:52,569 --> 02:59:53,424
Sam: Oh! I didn't even need to inspire.

1629
02:59:53,424 --> 02:59:55,164
Matt: What's your DC on the spell?

1630
02:59:55,164 --> 02:59:55,984
Top you your spell list.

1631
02:59:55,984 --> 02:59:57,304
Orion: 17.

1632
02:59:57,304 --> 02:59:58,381
Sam: Thank you.

1633
02:59:58,381 --> 03:00:00,173
Matt: 17? That's a failure on its saving throw.

1634
03:00:00,173 --> 03:00:02,219
Go ahead and roll 8d6.

1635
03:00:02,219 --> 03:00:04,211
Laura: 8d6?!

1636
03:00:04,211 --> 03:00:06,502
Kill him!

1637
03:00:06,502 --> 03:00:09,480
Matt: Bards. Gets spells from other classes.

1638
03:00:09,480 --> 03:00:12,504
Travis: If you kill, I will take a shit on this table.

1639
03:00:12,504 --> 03:00:15,226
Sam: 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 ,11, 12, 13, 14 -

1640
03:00:15,226 --> 03:00:17,627
Liam: It's gone.

1641
03:00:17,627 --> 03:00:19,360
Sam: 24!

1642
03:00:19,360 --> 03:00:19,860
Matt: 24 points of lightning damage.

1643
03:00:19,860 --> 03:00:20,574
Travis: No way.

1644
03:00:20,574 --> 03:00:21,342
Sam: Yes.

1645
03:00:21,342 --> 03:00:22,540
Marisha: Kill it, kill it.

1646
03:00:22,540 --> 03:00:24,060
Sam: (yells, turns into a sung note)

1647
03:00:24,060 --> 03:00:25,923
Matt: How do you want to do this?

1648
03:00:25,923 --> 03:00:30,552
(all yelling)

1649
03:00:30,552 --> 03:00:32,180
Marisha: Wait, wait! Is this the first time you've -

1650
03:00:32,180 --> 03:00:35,357
Sam: I've never killed anything before!

1651
03:00:35,922 --> 03:00:37,925
Travis: Never killed anything in two years!

1652
03:00:37,939 --> 03:00:38,857
Liam: Wait, wait.

1653
03:00:38,857 --> 03:00:41,079
For the people at home, we live to hear Matt say:

1654
03:00:41,079 --> 03:00:42,839
All: "How do you want to do this?"

1655
03:00:42,839 --> 03:00:45,093
Matt: I let the player describe their victory.

1656
03:00:45,093 --> 03:00:48,038
So, as you sing to yourself to bolster your arcane energy,

1657
03:00:48,038 --> 03:00:50,287
you release a sheer bolt of energy.

1658
03:00:50,287 --> 03:00:52,398
How do you want to do this?

1659
03:00:52,398 --> 03:00:57,654
Sam: The bolt of lightning begins in its tail and works its way up

1660
03:00:57,654 --> 03:00:59,224
through its spine,

1661
03:00:59,224 --> 03:01:02,053
slowly but painfully torturing it

1662
03:01:02,053 --> 03:01:05,389
as it slowly, slowly feels the effect

1663
03:01:05,389 --> 03:01:08,659
coursing through its evil body.

1664
03:01:08,659 --> 03:01:13,591
Matt: Because of your bardic ability to actually shape sound

1665
03:01:13,591 --> 03:01:14,919
from an arcane standpoint,

1666
03:01:14,919 --> 03:01:16,639
a lightning bolt should be an instant flash

1667
03:01:16,639 --> 03:01:19,179
of arcane energy, you actually cause it to crawl.

1668
03:01:19,179 --> 03:01:21,693
You control it as it begins to cascade up the torso

1669
03:01:21,693 --> 03:01:24,199
of this horrible abomination.

1670
03:01:24,199 --> 03:01:26,899
As it does you can see the bolts splinter and destroy

1671
03:01:26,899 --> 03:01:31,052
each suture wound as each of its begins to slough off

1672
03:01:31,052 --> 03:01:32,519
the rest of the torso until nothing is left but the single head

1673
03:01:32,519 --> 03:01:34,739
screaming into the air.

1674
03:01:34,739 --> 03:01:36,215
As the bolt makes its way up the neck,

1675
03:01:36,215 --> 03:01:38,079
its eyes burst out in a blast of energy.

1676
03:01:38,079 --> 03:01:40,921
Matt: And the body falls limp to the ground.

1677
03:01:40,921 --> 03:01:43,959
Sam: Can it have a lightning bolt shaped in an "S"?

1678
03:01:43,959 --> 03:01:46,093
Matt: A Scanlan shaped lightning bolt

1679
03:01:46,093 --> 03:01:49,179
is burned into the torso of the strange naga beast.

1680
03:01:49,179 --> 03:01:52,339
(all cheer)

1681
03:01:52,339 --> 03:01:54,447
Travis: Well done Scanlan, well done!

1682
03:01:54,447 --> 03:01:57,166
Matt: As the dust settles, the adrenalin still pumping

1683
03:01:57,166 --> 03:01:59,200
in your system Scanlan,

1684
03:01:59,200 --> 03:02:01,219
all the rest of the dwarves begin stepping down,

1685
03:02:01,219 --> 03:02:03,099
putting their crossbows down, looking down at the little gnome

1686
03:02:03,099 --> 03:02:06,354
that created a storm from its hands and one of them

1687
03:02:06,354 --> 03:02:09,159
pats him on the shoulder and goes:

1688
03:02:09,159 --> 03:02:12,062
Dwarf: Well - well done.

1689
03:02:12,062 --> 03:02:16,959
Scanlan: Thank you. Just promise me you'll tell Pike about this.

1690
03:02:16,959 --> 03:02:19,119
Dwarf: Okay?

1691
03:02:19,119 --> 03:02:21,335
Scanlan: Because it was really cool, right?

1692
03:02:21,335 --> 03:02:22,699
Dwarf: That was pretty cool.

1693
03:02:22,699 --> 03:02:23,839
Scanlan: Okay, good.

1694
03:02:23,839 --> 03:02:27,152
Matt: All the dwarves look into the tunnel that it came from

1695
03:02:27,152 --> 03:02:29,079
and the one that you spoke to earlier goes:

1696
03:02:29,079 --> 03:02:32,560
Dwarf: So… that's the kind of thing that's been coming out of there.

1697
03:02:32,560 --> 03:02:34,219
Vex: Lovely.

1698
03:02:34,219 --> 03:02:35,363
Keyleth: Thanks for the heads up.

1699
03:02:35,363 --> 03:02:37,659
Percy: That was really helpful.

1700
03:02:37,659 --> 03:02:38,747
Matt: We'll go ahead and leave the game there for the night.

1701
03:02:38,747 --> 03:02:40,199
(all cheer)

1702
03:02:40,199 --> 03:02:42,619
Matt: All right folks, well done.

1703
03:02:42,619 --> 03:02:47,359
Hope you guys had fun watching our first ever Critical Role.

1704
03:02:47,359 --> 03:02:49,841
That was a good time so we'll be here next week on Thursday.

1705
03:02:49,841 --> 03:02:50,859
7 o'clock though.

1706
03:02:50,859 --> 03:02:52,279
Laura: 7 pm.

1707
03:02:52,279 --> 03:02:53,399
Matt: Today was just a special early edition because

1708
03:02:53,399 --> 03:02:54,916
all of Geek and Sundry is going to SXSW.

1709
03:02:54,916 --> 03:02:55,457
Zac: Good Job, dude.

1710
03:02:55,457 --> 03:02:57,630
Matt: Dude, thank you, Zac.

1711
03:02:57,630 --> 03:02:59,804
Zac: This is fun, this is so much fun.

1712
03:02:59,804 --> 03:03:00,499
Marisha: Hell yeah!

1713
03:03:00,499 --> 03:03:02,239
Zac: This is the most fun I've had all week now

1714
03:03:02,239 --> 03:03:04,519
until I die of stress behind the camera.

1715
03:03:04,519 --> 03:03:05,499
Matt: Good! That's good.

1716
03:03:05,499 --> 03:03:11,339
Zac: So guys, I hate to end it so abruptly

1717
03:03:11,339 --> 03:03:13,914
but we're actually packing up the cameras

1718
03:03:13,914 --> 03:03:17,417
that are filming me now, our unit, everything, lights,

1719
03:03:17,417 --> 03:03:20,398
and getting on a plane and heading to SXSW.

1720
03:03:20,398 --> 03:03:24,425
We may stream tomorrow, we may not, we're flying blind,

1721
03:03:24,425 --> 03:03:26,828
we'll see what stuff looks like when we get there.

1722
03:03:26,828 --> 03:03:30,217
But thank you guys so much and we'll be back next week, 7 pm.

1723
03:03:30,217 --> 03:03:31,379
Matt: 7pm.

1724
03:03:31,379 --> 03:03:33,480
Zac: Next week guys, it’s gonna be great.

1725
03:03:33,480 --> 03:03:34,499
Matt: Thank you all for coming.