2:02:02.719,2:02:04.758
Sam: I have a forgery kit, a poisoner's kit-

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Marisha: Forge some thieves' tools real quick.

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Sam: Climbing gear?

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And a whip.

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Liam: I have one of the earrings, and I say:

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Vax: Scanlan, what exactly is the purpose for this little escapade,

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and will it be ending shortly?

2:02:22.556,2:02:23.996
Sam: Can I reply?

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Matt: You can, through the message-based ear enchantment.

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Scanlan: Just trust me, that I have no idea what I'm doing.

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(all laugh)

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Matt: So, do you wish to pick one of the doors?

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Travis: Do it.

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Laura: Do it! Try it! And then run away.

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Sam: Yeah, I'm gonna try one!

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Matt: Okay, you have disadvantage on this.

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Sam: Of course I do.

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Travis: I love how we're just watching this happen.

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Vax: Pike will mourn your death.

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Matt: So roll twice, and we'll consider this a -

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We'll say just a straight dexterity check.

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Sam: Eleven, plus… zero?

2:02:48.616,2:02:54.146
Matt: You futz with the door for a good minute,

2:02:54.146,2:02:56.252
trying to bend a piece of wire you had,

2:02:56.252,2:02:59.374
thinking to forge some tumblers,

2:02:59.374,2:03:00.438
and eventually get to a point where you hear:

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(tink)

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And it broke.

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(all laugh)

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Sam: I can't do two spells at once,

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so I will give it give it up and I'll make my way to the door.

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Matt: Okay. The door is currently closed.

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Sam: I become un-invisible and I cast Dimension Door.

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Matt: All right.

2:03:22.838,2:03:24.680
Matt: You- (Whoosh.) -blink through this small,

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purplish arcane doorway,

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it brings you directly outside.

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You guys are waiting, Scanlan just pops into view, ‘Ah!’

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Scanlan: It was crazy in there!

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People were farting everywhere!

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(all laugh)

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Tiberius: Really, Scanlan.

2:03:38.028,2:03:42.499
Scanlan: It was not me. They're building a throne room,

2:03:42.499,2:03:45.464
there were some locked doors, man I wish you could have been there,

2:03:45.464,2:03:47.995
it was exciting, but ultimately pointless.

2:03:47.995,2:03:49.406
So let's go down to the mines!

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(All laugh.)

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Vax: I would like to stress again that

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none of these dwarves are our enemies, at all.

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Vex: Soon, I'm sure.

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Vax: We just want to go have some words with Greyspine.

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Grog: And that we do not have our healer, at present.

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Vax: Well we do, but she's very distracted,

2:04:05.068,2:04:06.619
and is not feeling herself.

2:04:06.619,2:04:08.232
Vex: She's very quiet.

2:04:08.232,2:04:09.815
Scanlan: She wanted to stay at the inn this morning.

2:04:09.815,2:04:11.701
Vax: She's feeling awfully BAFTA today, so.

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(All laugh.)

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Scanlan: Let's make our way to the mines, shall we?

2:04:15.739,2:04:17.929
Grog: To the mines, then, yeah.

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Laura: Yes.

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Vax: Let's go get this drunk dwarf!

2:04:20.876,2:04:22.856
Matt: Yes, the bard was doing a lockpick with no lockpicks.

2:04:22.856,2:04:26.005
He was fashioning it from wire.

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Exciting but pointless! All right.

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So, you, you make your way to the edge of the centre ring.

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You find that there are long spiral staircases that move

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to the bottom, where there are elevators

2:04:36.871,2:04:38.406
that bring you to the bottom floor.

2:04:38.406,2:04:43.685
The elevators are chain based, like a ratchet-type system

2:04:43.685,2:04:46.888
with two carvers there, of course.

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As you approach one, eventually you talk with them,

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they lead you down there, but once again they give you

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a look of, “Watch your back!”

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Laura: We point at the ale and give him a thumbs up!

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Matt: They nod, and let you pass.

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As you continue downward into the lower area,

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you can see the red stone that lets a lot

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of the atmospheric glow of Kraghammer is used less and less

2:05:07.708,2:05:10.901
and a lot more central torches are now in place; sconces.

2:05:10.901,2:05:13.373
Almost like the stone itself is either just rarer

2:05:13.373,2:05:16.843
the further down you go or has less of an illuminating power

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the deeper into the earth.

2:05:19.347,2:05:20.992
Laura: (whispering) Okay, now I'm nervous.

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Matt: You eventually reach into the center part of town.

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You now see from where you are standing a number of large structures

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in the very, very center of the bottom part

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of the city of Kraghammer.

2:05:33.919,2:05:35.146
You can see there is a giant domed temple

2:05:36.317,2:05:39.725
that is made of like gold and bronze in the center.

2:05:42.504,2:05:44.260
It looks almost like a gargantuan gazebo that has

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doorways on each side that is currently closed off.

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No guards at it though.

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You do see a number of other buildings.

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There is a large, large, heavy, heavy looking foundry

2:05:52.862,2:05:56.211
far off to the left of you that has a little bit of smoke

2:05:56.211,2:05:57.622
that's coming off of it, but most

2:05:57.622,2:06:01.977
of it looks to be filtered into a giant, metallic funnel

2:06:01.977,2:06:04.265
that is then placed into the rock.

2:06:04.265,2:06:05.921
Almost like all the smoke based exhaust is being funneled

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outside of the mountain.

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That is the closest; that's the foundry.

2:06:10.568,2:06:13.296
And then to the right of you, you wander a bit

2:06:13.296,2:06:16.737
and you can begin to see that part of the mountainside

2:06:16.737,2:06:19.688
to the far right has that look of a strip mine,

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or like a large portion of the minerals has been pulled away

2:06:22.834,2:06:24.642
and is currently being mined further.

2:06:24.642,2:06:25.722
So that looks like probably

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one of the better places to look in looking for the Greyspine Quarry.

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You eventually make your way to the outside of the quarry.

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You now look down into three large pits that just descend

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deeply into the side of the mountain.

2:06:38.833,2:06:40.636
This mine has been going for quite

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some time and a large chunk of this looks like

2:06:42.873,2:06:44.699
it may be being prepped;

2:06:44.699,2:06:46.659
almost like the mine is what's growing Kraghammer.

2:06:46.659,2:06:48.319
The more they mine into the mountain,

2:06:48.319,2:06:50.367
the more they fill the mined area

2:06:50.367,2:06:52.393
with further city construction.

2:06:52.393,2:06:55.630
It's this self perpetuating cycle of expanding the city downward.

2:06:55.630,2:06:57.119
Currently in the quarry,

2:06:57.119,2:06:59.000
you can see there are a number of large, stone, dwarven buildings

2:06:59.000,2:07:00.815
in the edge of it, one of which is the largest of them all,

2:07:00.815,2:07:05.405
looks like it's made more of a black and red, iron aesthetic;

2:07:05.405,2:07:08.066
some of it's been oxidized a little bit and has that rough

2:07:08.066,2:07:10.401
and tumble, iron feel.

2:07:10.401,2:07:13.688
And that one has the most guards around the base of it.

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The carvers are gathered entirely around it.

2:07:15.803,2:07:18.521
Matt: Looking down into the center of the quarry, you can see

2:07:18.521,2:07:21.020
towards the bottom there are a number of tunnels that lead into

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the hillside of Cliffkeep Mountains proper, surrounding Kraghammer.

2:07:26.981,2:07:28.436
Grog: Let's go where the guards are.

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Vex: Let's walk towards the guards.

2:07:29.573,2:07:31.121
Vax: Let's just do this directly, I think.

2:07:31.121,2:07:33.393
Scanlan: Just swords out.

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Keyleth: Wait wait, wait. Before we go up, I take the cask of ale

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and I grow some pretty flowers on it, and I make a nice pretty

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bow and I shine it up a little.

2:07:43.798,2:07:46.653
Vax: Good work, hippy.

2:07:48.621,2:07:49.532
Percy: You're making a fruit basket?

2:07:50.861,2:07:52.276
Keyleth: No, I’m just - it looks attractive now.

2:07:52.276,2:07:53.868
Percy: Like a fruit basket. It looks like a fruit basket.

2:07:53.868,2:07:55.047
Keyleth: It does not look like a fruit basket.

2:07:55.047,2:07:56.127
It's not that ostentatious.

2:07:56.127,2:07:57.645
Percy: It's the "Ale of the Month" Club.

2:07:57.645,2:07:59.752
Vax: In her defense, they probably don't see flowers too often.

2:07:59.752,2:08:00.944
It's a nice touch.

2:08:00.944,2:08:02.422
Percy: That is very fair.

2:08:02.422,2:08:04.789
Orion: I'm going to take this opportunity to cast Stoneskin on myself.

2:08:04.789,2:08:06.692
Matt: Okay. Stoneskin is placed on you.

2:08:06.692,2:08:07.900
Sam: Are you a dwarf still?

2:08:07.900,2:08:09.500
Taliesin: Are you a dwarf made of stone?

2:08:09.500,2:08:11.005
Matt: You have not turned Alter Self off.

2:08:11.005,2:08:12.302
You are still a dwarf.

2:08:12.302,2:08:13.964
Orion: Yeah, that's fine.

2:08:13.964,2:08:15.704
Matt: Oh, Stoneskin is a concentration spell, so yes,

2:08:15.704,2:08:17.590
that would eliminate the Alter Self spell.

2:08:17.590,2:08:19.789
Okay, so you revert back to your dragon form, robed self,

2:08:19.789,2:08:22.572
but Stoneskin is in effect.

2:08:22.572,2:08:25.382
Matt: You using your, what's it called again?

2:08:25.382,2:08:27.869
Marisha: Druidcraft. It's really creative.

2:08:27.869,2:08:28.947
Matt: Druidcraft! Thank you.

2:08:28.947,2:08:31.595
The Prestidigitation for hippies.

2:08:31.595,2:08:34.240
Portions of the wood begin to sprout from the outside of this dark

2:08:34.240,2:08:37.157
wood barrel and form these entangled ivy vines that eventually

2:08:37.157,2:08:41.655
embrace the entirety of this cask with little buds of dark,

2:08:41.655,2:08:43.572
ruddy flowers.

2:08:43.572,2:08:45.702
Something that would definitely appeal to a dwarven aesthetic.

2:08:45.702,2:08:47.559
Marisha: That's hot.

2:08:47.559,2:08:49.519
Matt: You approach the guards, of which there are

2:08:49.519,2:08:51.492
eight currently at the front.

2:08:51.492,2:08:55.233
Laura: Can I see which one of them; use my perception to see

2:08:55.233,2:08:58.675
which one of them looks maybe the most interested or weakest -

2:08:58.675,2:09:00.504
Matt: Would be more of an insight.

2:09:00.504,2:09:02.666
Laura: Insight! Which one of them looks most interested in our party.

2:09:02.666,2:09:06.394
Matt: Yeah, go ahead and roll.

2:09:06.394,2:09:09.501
Laura: Oh, good. I thought that was a 1 but it's not.

2:09:10.958,2:09:12.660
It was a 13.

2:09:12.660,2:09:14.058
Matt: 13? Okay. Strangely enough they are fairly

2:09:14.058,2:09:17.370
distracted and after a rather long,

2:09:17.370,2:09:20.606
uneventful morning most of them are just used to being in armor

2:09:20.606,2:09:23.446
and waiting for business to go down.

2:09:23.446,2:09:25.720
There are a few along the edges that look a little more alert,

2:09:25.720,2:09:30.915
and one of them is looking occasionally down into the quarry.

2:09:30.915,2:09:32.966
Just keeping an eye on the established area.

2:09:32.966,2:09:34.911
Laura: Which one looks like the newest?

2:09:34.911,2:09:36.965
Matt: The newest of the bunch would be the one

2:09:36.965,2:09:40.365
that's on the far left that is looking down into the quarry as well.

2:09:40.365,2:09:44.128
He has a shaved head, has a small brownish beard

2:09:44.128,2:09:45.712
that looks like he's just starting to grow out

2:09:45.712,2:09:47.230
into a nice, long tuft.

2:09:47.230,2:09:48.340
Either it got shaved in some, I don't know,

2:09:48.340,2:09:51.342
terrible college dwarf accident.

2:09:51.342,2:09:55.099
You know part of his entry into some fraternity.

2:09:55.099,2:09:58.269
Grog: Dwarf culture. Dwarf Sigma Sigma.

2:09:58.269,2:10:04.253
Matt: It's a fairly thick tuft of unkempt brown beard

2:10:04.253,2:10:05.771
that goes about that far out.

2:10:05.771,2:10:08.270
It's just starting to be pulled in like tiny little scruffy braids.

2:10:08.270,2:10:10.142
It's not quite there and he probably gets a lot of shit for it

2:10:10.142,2:10:11.440
from the other dwarves.

2:10:11.440,2:10:14.279
But he seems to generally be looking at you guys.

2:10:14.279,2:10:16.434
Vax:: Okay, work your magic.

2:10:16.434,2:10:18.381
Grog: Yeah, do your thing… fuck these dwarves up.

2:10:18.381,2:10:19.912
Vex: No, well, I was just - I just wanted to know -

2:10:19.912,2:10:21.631
Scanlan: What are we trying to do?

2:10:21.631,2:10:24.432
Vex: We brought this gift. Um, hello!

2:10:24.432,2:10:28.010
And we just address all of them, maybe, right now, yeah?

2:10:28.010,2:10:29.260
Percy: She is better at this,

2:10:29.260,2:10:30.710
I am just going to let her do this.

2:10:30.710,2:10:32.215
Vex and Scanlan: Hello, hi!

2:10:32.215,2:10:34.198
Tiberius: Greetings and salutations!

2:10:34.198,2:10:36.861
Matt: The other guards reach back and grab their weapons.

2:10:36.861,2:10:38.450
One of them looking to you.

2:10:38.450,2:10:40.667
Tiberius: Oh, you don't need that.

2:10:40.667,2:10:42.300
Vex: I look over at the shaved-head one

2:10:42.300,2:10:45.168
and I hold his gaze for a little bit.

2:10:45.168,2:10:47.772
Vax: I give Vex a little push forward.

2:10:47.772,2:10:51.837
Dwarven guard: All right, what's your business?

2:10:51.837,2:10:55.083
Vex: Oh, yes, well... we are here to speak with Nostoc.

2:10:55.083,2:11:00.408
We brought a gift for him that's quite remarkable actually.

2:11:00.408,2:11:05.013
Matt: They curl up around the apparent barrel that Grog's holding.

2:11:05.013,2:11:07.604
They look wary of Grog but once they make note

2:11:07.604,2:11:08.673
of the barrel they all -

2:11:08.673,2:11:10.323
Guards: Ooooh.

2:11:10.323,2:11:11.529
Grog: Right? It’s the shit.

2:11:11.529,2:11:13.525
(all laugh)

2:11:13.525,2:11:14.842
Dwarven guard: I’ve heard of this,

2:11:14.842,2:11:16.853
but I have not seen anyone actually drink it.

2:11:16.853,2:11:19.591
There were long standing rumours that this even existed.

2:11:19.591,2:11:20.646
Vex: It exists.

2:11:20.646,2:11:22.294
Scanlan: And it's for Nostoc.

2:11:22.294,2:11:23.636
Dwarven guard: This is a Balgus original?

2:11:23.636,2:11:24.839
Vex: Yes.

2:11:24.839,2:11:27.380
Dwarven guard: Signed by himself I see on the burned, emblazoned wood.

2:11:27.380,2:11:29.945
I'll go talk to him!

2:11:29.945,2:11:31.155
Matt: And he heads inside of the building,

2:11:31.155,2:11:32.217
the doors close behind him.

2:11:32.217,2:11:35.077
The other guards encroach, keeping a very keen eye,

2:11:35.077,2:11:37.760
each one having a bead on the rest of your group.

2:11:37.760,2:11:39.940
About two minutes pass before he comes back,

2:11:39.940,2:11:41.845
opens the door and goes:

2:11:41.845,2:11:43.091
Dwarven guard: Nostoc will see you briefly,

2:11:43.091,2:11:45.338
but you best bring the gift.

2:11:45.338,2:11:46.962
I think that's what's holding his interest.

2:11:46.962,2:11:48.037
Vex: Of course.

2:11:48.037,2:11:48.906
Tiberius: Wonderful!

2:11:48.906,2:11:50.762
Dwarven guard: Inside, please.

2:11:50.762,2:11:53.535
Matt: And him and one other guard flank you guys as you enter,

2:11:53.535,2:11:55.940
making sure that you are not left without that appearance.

2:11:55.940,2:11:58.103
As you are led into the center of this portion

2:11:58.103,2:12:00.600
of the mine's main structure,

2:12:00.600,2:12:02.808
a series of long hallways, you can see there is this general smell

2:12:02.808,2:12:08.338
of soot and ash and broken stone dust in the air.

2:12:08.338,2:12:10.549
A hint of brimstone-ish kind of a smell.

2:12:10.549,2:12:13.536
It's not very pleasant, it's very well worn and pungent

2:12:13.536,2:12:16.000
for those of you who spend most of their time on the surface.

2:12:16.000,2:12:18.741
As you enter there is a general dust in the air,

2:12:18.741,2:12:21.790
a little light seems to peek through from the torches

2:12:21.790,2:12:23.644
that are placed up along the wall.

2:12:23.644,2:12:27.340
You can see this general haze amongst the interior here.

2:12:27.340,2:12:29.533
It is definitely a work environment at the base of an underground

2:12:29.533,2:12:31.591
dwarven establishment used to mine.

2:12:31.591,2:12:34.234
You are led further down the hallway.

2:12:34.234,2:12:36.211
It curves to the left and you are brought

2:12:36.211,2:12:38.682
into a large dwarven study.

2:12:38.682,2:12:40.297
You can see there are books on the walls,

2:12:40.297,2:12:41.972
a series of ledgers and paper stacks

2:12:41.972,2:12:43.153
on a large desk and at the center

2:12:43.153,2:12:46.465
there sits a dwarf with fiery red hair cut very short,

2:12:46.465,2:12:48.054
almost like a buzz-cut on the top,

2:12:48.054,2:12:51.113
with a long, long, long beard that is not braided

2:12:51.113,2:12:55.770
but just kept very smooth and very… not curly, not bunched,

2:12:55.770,2:12:58.429
it's a very straight beard.

2:12:58.429,2:13:00.350
He is very clean cut, he already has this

2:13:00.350,2:13:02.245
intimidating dark glare.

2:13:02.245,2:13:03.952
As you walk into the room he goes:

2:13:03.952,2:13:07.420
Nostoc Greyspine: Okay, you brought me a drink.

2:13:07.420,2:13:09.501
You have my attention.

2:13:09.501,2:13:12.836
What brings you to the mines?

2:13:12.836,2:13:16.582
Scanlan: We should have talked this through before.

2:13:16.582,2:13:18.027
Percy: Well, several things actually.

2:13:18.027,2:13:19.866
Several things bring us to the mine.

2:13:19.866,2:13:20.821
My name of course is

2:13:20.821,2:13:23.507
Percival Fredrickstein Von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III.

2:13:23.507,2:13:25.680
Everyone: You can call him Percy!

2:13:25.680,2:13:27.553
Matt: He raises his finger and goes:

2:13:27.553,2:13:30.101
Nostoc: You have not paid for your pleasantries yet.

2:13:30.101,2:13:32.662
Vex: Oh, of course, of course. Grog, if you would.

2:13:32.662,2:13:35.557
Liam: Tap that motherfucker!

2:13:42.944,2:13:45.940
Travis: I am assuming he had a goblet on the table.

2:13:46.990,2:13:48.830
Matt: As you pour it up he pulls under his desk

2:13:48.830,2:13:50.762
and pulls up a goblet.

2:13:50.762,2:13:52.022
As you fill it -

2:13:52.022,2:13:56.044
Nostoc: Top it off! Thank you!

2:13:56.044,2:13:58.179
Now put on the side of the desk!

2:13:58.521,2:14:00.613
Scanlan: Wait! Mister Greyspine -

2:14:00.613,2:14:03.108
Oh, okay, all right.

2:14:03.108,2:14:04.950
Matt: Puts it down.

2:14:04.950,2:14:08.324
Nostoc: (satisfied sigh)

2:14:08.324,2:14:11.859
Vex: Is it as amazing as we've heard?

2:14:11.859,2:14:15.503
Nostoc: It's pretty fucking good.

2:14:15.503,2:14:17.861
Matt: He takes another long drag, just -

2:14:17.861,2:14:20.300
while making sure you all watch him do this.

2:14:20.300,2:14:22.512
This goes on probably a little longer, the pageantry

2:14:22.512,2:14:25.017
of him drinking this in front of you is definitely a power play,

2:14:25.017,2:14:29.780
and he is establishing some sort of unspoken dominance in the room.

2:14:29.780,2:14:30.971
Eventually he finishes his tankard,

2:14:30.971,2:14:34.050
sets it down under the desk again.

2:14:34.050,2:14:37.596
Nostoc: Right… so. Where were we?

2:14:37.596,2:14:40.240
Percy: We were here to call upon your expertise.

2:14:40.240,2:14:43.380
We imagine that we are not the first strangers to

2:14:43.380,2:14:45.608
Kraghammer to come through -

2:14:45.608,2:14:46.725
Vex: -  in the last few weeks.

2:14:46.725,2:14:49.355
Percy: - in the last few weeks.

2:14:49.355,2:14:53.882
We believe one of our compatriots had some dealings with you,

2:14:53.882,2:14:59.375
perhaps not as… pleasant as the dealings we are hoping to have.

2:14:59.375,2:15:01.748
Scanlan: A lady, in fact.

2:15:01.748,2:15:03.669
Vex: A halfling.

2:15:03.669,2:15:04.794
Matt: At which point, as you say that,

2:15:04.794,2:15:06.970
he gets this grin to his face and goes:

2:15:06.970,2:15:08.955
Nostoc: Aye, I know of the one you speak.

2:15:08.955,2:15:10.419
Vex: Yes.

2:15:10.419,2:15:12.480
Nostoc: She is a strong-headed one, that one.

2:15:12.480,2:15:13.459
Percy: Yes.

2:15:13.459,2:15:17.460
Nostoc: She stepped on a few toes around this place.

2:15:17.460,2:15:20.029
Tiberius: Oh, is she clumsy?

2:15:21.032,2:15:25.180
Nostoc: One could say that, aye.

2:15:25.180,2:15:27.799
You say you are compatriots of hers?

2:15:27.799,2:15:32.747
Percy: We are here to mend any broken bridges, so to speak.

2:15:32.747,2:15:35.240
Keyleth: Or broken toes, if you will.

2:15:35.240,2:15:37.457
Nostoc: She certainly left a mess in her wake.

2:15:37.457,2:15:39.793
There's this strange vision quest she kept talking about.

2:15:39.793,2:15:42.352
It brought her into atmospheres…

2:15:42.352,2:15:44.511
portions of this city, portions of my business

2:15:44.511,2:15:47.706
that she has no right trespassing on.

2:15:47.706,2:15:50.195
She went against carver rules,

2:15:50.195,2:15:52.426
she broke away from partial arrest

2:15:52.426,2:15:55.436
and she went screaming down into the caverns of our mines

2:15:55.436,2:15:57.532
without my permission, blade drawn

2:15:57.532,2:16:00.505
on some crazed suicide mission.

2:16:00.505,2:16:04.601
Vex: You know what? We'll go after her.

2:16:04.601,2:16:05.761
We'll bring her out.

2:16:05.761,2:16:07.542
We'll get her out of your mines.

2:16:07.542,2:16:09.335
Nostoc: Great. I'd like that actually.

2:16:09.335,2:16:10.442
Vex: Good!

2:16:10.442,2:16:12.785
Percy: And we'd be happy to clear out anything unpleasant

2:16:12.785,2:16:15.276
that we happen to find in there in the meantime.

2:16:15.276,2:16:17.873
Tiberius: How did she look?

2:16:17.873,2:16:19.526
Grog: What?

2:16:19.526,2:16:21.905
Nostoc: She looked small and angry.

2:16:21.905,2:16:25.299
She seemed to have some weight to her.

2:16:25.299,2:16:27.339
She was a strong lass.

2:16:27.339,2:16:28.959
Tiberius: So not a looker is what you are saying.

2:16:28.959,2:16:30.435
Keyleth: That's not very nice.

2:16:30.435,2:16:31.621
Matt: And he gives you this strange look and goes:

2:16:31.621,2:16:36.602
Nostoc: I will not discuss the physical aesthetics of a halfling.

2:16:36.602,2:16:38.501
Sam: The dwarf is a feminist.

2:16:38.501,2:16:42.463
Vex: How much would this task be worth to you?

2:16:42.463,2:16:43.665
Obviously we are doing you quite a favour

2:16:43.665,2:16:47.803
and we brought you quite a gift!

2:16:47.803,2:16:50.160
Scanlan: This cost us a thousand gold.

2:16:50.160,2:16:51.512
Tiberius (quietly to Scanlan): Did it?

2:16:51.512,2:16:54.067
Nostoc: Obviously this lass means a lot to you, doesn't she?

2:16:54.067,2:16:56.182
Vex: No, no, no, but I know she is probably

2:16:56.182,2:16:59.886
wreaking havoc on your mines.

2:16:59.886,2:17:01.924
Vax: We've come to correct the wrongs

2:17:01.924,2:17:04.995
that she's done and come to bring her home.

2:17:04.995,2:17:07.093
Keyleth: It also sounds like there are some other

2:17:07.093,2:17:10.305
terrible things wreaking havoc on your mines.

2:17:10.305,2:17:12.474
Nostoc: There is nothing going on, we're fine.

2:17:12.474,2:17:13.807
We have everything under control,

2:17:13.807,2:17:15.333
we don't need your help for that.

2:17:15.333,2:17:16.522
If you want to find your friend,

2:17:16.522,2:17:19.249
go find her! If she is still alive.

2:17:19.249,2:17:22.144
If not, take her corpse back and leave.

2:17:22.144,2:17:23.341
Percy: It's not help, sir.

2:17:23.341,2:17:25.471
We are simply respecting you as a businessman.

2:17:25.471,2:17:26.584
And as a businessman I am sure

2:17:26.584,2:17:31.536
that you would disagree with unceremonious charity

2:17:31.536,2:17:34.755
whether it would be to give it or receive it.

2:17:34.755,2:17:36.594
We are making sure that our dealings with you

2:17:36.594,2:17:39.159
are fair and balanced.

2:17:39.159,2:17:41.429
Nostoc: I appreciate your offering.

2:17:41.429,2:17:43.275
You have bought your time.

2:17:43.275,2:17:46.236
Now, if you are here to go find your friend I’ll let you pass.

2:17:46.236,2:17:48.218
You may pass into the mine.

2:17:48.218,2:17:50.813
But - if at any moment you cross over

2:17:50.813,2:17:54.227
to any sort of thieving bullshite -

2:17:54.227,2:17:57.348
Matt: Looks over at you.

2:17:57.348,2:18:04.186
Nostoc: - I recommend that you fall down the same path

2:18:04.186,2:18:08.249
your friend likely did and get killed real quick.

2:18:08.249,2:18:10.602
I don't take kindly to those who cross on my business.

2:18:10.602,2:18:12.906
Percy: I doubt that we could find anything of more value

2:18:12.906,2:18:15.032
that what we have already brought you.

2:18:15.032,2:18:18.008
Vax: We are here to right wrongs and I promise you,

2:18:18.008,2:18:20.993
our business is finding her and returning home.

2:18:20.993,2:18:22.266
Nostoc: Then go.

2:18:22.266,2:18:23.749
Vex'ahlia: Is that our business?

2:18:23.749,2:18:26.763
Grog: Yeah, we are here to right wrongs and right lefts.

2:18:26.763,2:18:30.308
Percy: And write comment cards.

2:18:30.308,2:18:32.193
Marisha: Wait, before we dive into this mountain -

2:18:32.193,2:18:36.314
we know that there's ghouls and god knows what else down there.

2:18:36.314,2:18:38.554
Shouldn't we find out?

2:18:38.554,2:18:40.529
Tiberius: Yes we should. Maybe some arcane house could tell us

2:18:40.529,2:18:42.305
how to deal with these things.

2:18:42.305,2:18:43.931
Vex'ahlia: Yes, yes, yes, yes.

2:18:43.931,2:18:46.462
Do we have permission to enter within the next few days?

2:18:46.462,2:18:48.494
Obviously we might need to be prepared.

2:18:48.494,2:18:50.633
Tiberius: Yes do we have badges that we wear over -

2:18:50.633,2:18:53.250
so that they know -

2:18:56.924,2:19:02.276
Nostoc: I'll speak with the men. They’ll let you down.

2:19:02.276,2:19:05.893
If you come back, good on you.

2:19:07.130,2:19:08.683
I think our business here is done.

2:19:08.683,2:19:09.577
Percy: Yes.

2:19:09.577,2:19:11.138
Tiberius: Very good!

2:19:11.138,2:19:14.521
Matt: At which point you hear muffled in the distance

2:19:14.521,2:19:17.675
a loud ringing of a very loud bell.

2:19:18.960,2:19:21.691
At which point he kinda perks up a bit.

2:19:21.691,2:19:24.894
Nostoc: Our business here is done.

2:19:24.894,2:19:26.616
Please, shove off.

2:19:26.616,2:19:28.309
Scanlan: Which way do we go?

2:19:28.309,2:19:32.450
Matt: He looks over to the two other guards who are up front.

2:19:32.450,2:19:35.297
The two carvers say, “This way.”

2:19:35.297,2:19:38.982
Liam: While he is talking I take a flask out of my cloak and

2:19:38.982,2:19:42.502
approach the barrel and surreptitiously pour

2:19:42.502,2:19:44.674
a little bit of it into the flask.

2:19:44.674,2:19:46.022
Matt: Sleight of hand check.

2:19:46.022,2:19:47.313
Sam: Oh Jesus. You’re stealing beer?!

2:19:47.313,2:19:49.287
Orion: No, no, because we have to give it to those guards.

2:19:49.287,2:19:50.883
Sam: Fuck those guards, I can kill them all.

2:19:50.883,2:19:55.448
Travis: Roll, roll, roll you bastard, roll.

2:19:55.448,2:19:58.289
Laura: Can I talk to good old Nostoc while he's doing that?

2:19:58.289,2:19:59.441
Matt: He currently does not seem like

2:19:59.441,2:20:00.883
the talkative type at the moment,

2:20:00.883,2:20:02.359
you can certainly try.

2:20:02.359,2:20:03.870
Taliesin: I am going to make a fumble.

2:20:03.870,2:20:05.705
I am going to attempt to assist a slight of hand

2:20:05.705,2:20:06.879
with a bit of a fumble.

2:20:06.879,2:20:08.259
Matt: He has already rolled it.

2:20:08.259,2:20:09.683
Laura: Damn it. I am going to fall down.

2:20:09.683,2:20:11.245
In front of Nostoc.

2:20:11.245,2:20:12.248
Sam: Oh!

2:20:12.248,2:20:13.857
Liam: 13.

2:20:13.857,2:20:15.058
Sam: No chance.

2:20:15.058,2:20:16.906
Laura: I am going to fall down in front of Nostoc.

2:20:16.906,2:20:18.092
Liam: 13.

2:20:18.092,2:20:19.628
Marisha: Come on!

2:20:19.628,2:20:21.401
Taliesin: He is distracted by a bell.

2:20:21.401,2:20:22.690
Matt: As you fill your flask...

2:20:22.690,2:20:25.958
(all groan)

2:20:27.392,2:20:31.708
Matt: You hear this loud - (clears throat) -

2:20:32.420,2:20:35.086
Vex: Ow, ow, oh my ankle.

2:20:35.086,2:20:37.340
(all laugh)

2:20:37.340,2:20:39.605
Vex: It hurts so very much.

2:20:39.605,2:20:43.480
Matt: This is the first time you have witnessed

2:20:43.480,2:20:50.596
the pristine, delicate yet well trained palm of a dwarven hand

2:20:50.596,2:20:52.601
go straight to its forehead.

2:20:52.601,2:20:55.059
(all laugh)

2:20:55.059,2:20:57.527
Vax: I carry the flask up to his cup and refill it and say,

2:20:57.527,2:21:02.838
“In my kingdom when a deal is set we drink together.

2:21:02.838,2:21:07.475
And I would like, not much, but to just pour us all a drink

2:21:07.475,2:21:12.056
and agree, surely this cask is weeks worth of-”

2:21:12.056,2:21:17.026
Nostoc: Get out of my office.

2:21:17.026,2:21:18.158
Sam: Let’s just go.

2:21:18.158,2:21:19.749
Marisha: Take the flask.

2:21:19.749,2:21:22.440
Vax: I can see it is a cultural difference, my apologies.

2:21:22.440,2:21:25.785
Tiberius: Stop it. Just go! What are you doing?

2:21:25.785,2:21:27.453
Liam: You’re one to talk!

2:21:27.453,2:21:29.373
Orion: I am on the earring.

2:21:29.373,2:21:31.725
Matt: At which point, a second and a third bell starts going off

2:21:36.076,2:21:36.326
and the guards that are waiting for you guys -

2:21:37.706,2:21:37.995
they start leading you outside

2:21:37.995,2:21:39.528
and as you make your way outside the main building,

2:21:42.806,2:21:45.011
you can now hear voices shouting, down the quarry below.

2:21:46.206,2:21:47.797
Laura: I lean down to one of the guards and say:

2:21:48.786,2:21:49.201
Vex: What is that bell for?

2:21:50.366,2:21:50.642
Dwarf Guard: Something is flushing out of the quarry.

2:21:51.779,2:21:52.571
Laura: Flushing, what does that mean?

2:21:54.066,2:21:54.454
Dwarf Guard: We don't know.

2:21:55.992,2:21:56.355
Matt: At which point some of the guards are

2:21:57.684,2:21:58.406
motioning each other to follow and some of them

2:21:59.657,2:22:00.305
start going down to one of the tracks that leads down

2:22:01.334,2:22:01.584
to one of the nearest quarry below.

2:22:04.469,2:22:06.602
Taliesin: Just try and like practically usher

2:22:06.602,2:22:07.717
our guards in that direction,

2:22:07.840,2:22:09.195
since they seem to want to go in that direction.

2:22:09.666,2:22:11.063
Let’s see if we can push them in that direction.

2:22:11.063,2:22:13.587
Matt: Okay, you guys follow down towards the quarry,

2:22:13.706,2:22:15.358
you ask the guard that question and he goes:

2:22:16.155,2:22:16.772
Guard: I don't know, we have had quite a few

2:22:18.266,2:22:18.685
interesting things come through.

2:22:19.838,2:22:20.804
Vex: Like what? Oh, like what?

2:22:21.906,2:22:22.303
Travis: He already said.

2:22:23.129,2:22:23.742
Matt: He kinda swallows and says:

2:22:24.869,2:22:25.119
Guard: Things I can't describe.

2:22:25.119,2:22:26.967
Percy: Well, we can certainly help, lead on.

2:22:29.096,2:22:29.986
Marisha: Is there anybody running out?

2:22:31.747,2:22:34.194
Matt: Not yet. As you head halfway down the quarry walkway,

2:22:34.313,2:22:35.961
you begin seeing dwarves start running out

2:22:38.611,2:22:38.861
of one of the large quarry tunnels.

2:22:38.861,2:22:41.235
Marisha: I grab one of them.

2:22:41.606,2:22:42.810
Matt: Well, they are quite a distance from you.

2:22:43.726,2:22:44.649
You are still walking down the side.

2:22:45.884,2:22:46.134
They’re a good 100 feet from you.

2:22:46.966,2:22:47.356
Marisha: Okay.

2:22:48.749,2:22:49.053
Matt: They start running at you, you see blood

2:22:49.053,2:22:50.200
streaking down one of their faces.

2:22:50.606,2:22:51.234
Grog: Yes!

2:22:51.234,2:22:52.704
Matt: They're charging out, one of them has a weapon and is limping,

2:22:55.306,2:22:56.739
and you start seeing small green scampering things rushing through.

2:23:00.626,2:23:01.240
1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 10, goblins come rushing out of the tunnel.

2:23:01.240,2:23:02.352
Marisha: Oh, shit!

2:23:03.026,2:23:04.400
Scanlan: Aah, I don’t like these guys.

2:23:04.566,2:23:07.045
Marisha: Don’t you have a family history or something?

2:23:07.647,2:23:09.362
Laura: We should attack them! I string my bow.

2:23:09.746,2:23:11.239
Matt: The three dwarves that are running out, one of them gets

2:23:11.986,2:23:12.945
hacked down by one of the goblins and jumps on them

2:23:13.506,2:23:14.584
and is tearing his neck.

2:23:15.186,2:23:15.723
Taliesin: I take a shot. Right now.

2:23:16.266,2:23:16.575
Laura: I take a shot. I shoot it!

2:23:17.529,2:23:17.779
Matt: Okay, both you guys roll -

2:23:18.326,2:23:18.870
Liam: I throw a dagger.

2:23:18.870,2:23:19.900
Matt: You throw a dagger?

2:23:19.926,2:23:20.967
Liam: Yeah.

2:23:20.967,2:23:22.047
Matt: Three of you, roll for attack.

2:23:22.047,2:23:24.630
Taliesin: 19.

2:23:24.630,2:23:25.881
Laura: 15.

2:23:25.881,2:23:28.531
Orion: Is there a clear area with just a bunch of goblins running?

2:23:28.531,2:23:30.628
Matt: There is an open, almost like a funnel towards the tunnel.

2:23:30.628,2:23:33.581
Orion: I’m gonna throw a little fireball, right there.

2:23:33.581,2:23:35.231
Where those guys are.

2:23:35.231,2:23:37.158
Matt: Okay, so you guys you all hit from this distance

2:23:37.158,2:23:39.245
because goblins are puny little things.

2:23:39.245,2:23:40.383
They are still a little small to see but you are all

2:23:40.383,2:23:42.415
pretty well trained and pretty honed with your aim.

2:23:42.415,2:23:44.851
You fire, simultaneously, gunshots echo through the hallway,

2:23:44.851,2:23:49.443
arrows, flying dagger, you see three goblins

2:23:49.443,2:23:52.177
just fall off a nearby dwarf who goes:

2:23:52.177,2:23:53.930
Dwarf: Unh, thank -

2:23:53.930,2:23:56.737
Matt: - at which point a large fireball explodes,

2:23:56.737,2:23:59.829
killing off about 10 or so of the goblins.

2:23:59.829,2:24:01.521
And probably 2 of the dwarves.

2:24:01.521,2:24:03.908
Tiberius: I am sorry about that.

2:24:03.908,2:24:06.887
Matt: At which point, the guards kinda stopped.

2:24:06.887,2:24:07.860
Scanlan: Did you do that?

2:24:07.860,2:24:08.629
Tiberius: Yeah.

2:24:08.629,2:24:09.683
Scanlan: Fuck.

2:24:09.683,2:24:11.146
Matt: And they they start looking around and

2:24:11.146,2:24:12.504
they see you pull out your weapons and they all

2:24:12.504,2:24:13.874
take a step back and realise

2:24:13.874,2:24:15.326
they don't want to die either.

2:24:15.326,2:24:17.263
Guard: Well go, if you’re going to help, go!

2:24:17.263,2:24:18.681
Percy: We run straight in.

2:24:18.681,2:24:20.445
Matt: With you guys charging in, you can now see

2:24:20.445,2:24:21.646
a handful more goblins are rushing out.

2:24:21.646,2:24:23.202
They are like running really fast, sprinting -

2:24:23.202,2:24:26.577
Keyleth: I throw Entangle up, in the distance

2:24:26.577,2:24:30.586
where they’re coming from.

2:24:30.586,2:24:32.117
Matt: Okay, what’s the radius on that?

2:24:32.117,2:24:33.575
Marisha: Like a hundred feet.

2:24:33.575,2:24:34.691
Matt: That's the range. What is the radius?

2:24:34.691,2:24:37.495
Marisha: Oh, 20 foot radius.

2:24:37.495,2:24:38.620
Matt: 20 foot radius. Okay.

2:24:38.620,2:24:42.543
So you find a portion of the central part

2:24:42.543,2:24:44.650
where the things exit from the tunnel and

2:24:44.650,2:24:46.167
you see these strange reddish vines begin

2:24:46.167,2:24:47.559
to protrude and to begin to grab

2:24:47.559,2:24:49.559
nearby goblins and pull them up in this massive,

2:24:49.559,2:24:53.917
weird vine creature.

2:24:53.917,2:24:56.454
At which point you hear - (stomp stomp) - and you now see two

2:24:56.454,2:24:58.907
larger ogre-like creatures come storming out.

2:24:58.907,2:25:00.144
Keyleth: Oh, shit!

2:25:00.144,2:25:01.665
Tiberius: Wonderful!

2:25:01.665,2:25:02.814
Laura: Ogres?

2:25:02.814,2:25:04.079
Matt: Everyone roll initiative.

2:25:04.079,2:25:06.975
(all cheer)

2:25:06.975,2:25:09.725
Marisha: Oh, fuck. Goddammit.

2:25:09.725,2:25:12.384
Orion: Fuck yeah.

2:25:12.384,2:25:15.359
Travis: Take it!

2:25:18.243,2:25:22.332
Matt: All right, do we have initiatives 25 to 20?

2:25:22.332,2:25:23.489
Taliesin: 27.

2:25:26.223,2:25:26.686
Marisha: Holy shit! You rolled a 20?

2:25:28.102,2:25:28.617
Taliesin: I rolled a 20 plus 7.

2:25:30.057,2:25:30.745
Orion: 21.

2:25:30.745,2:25:31.706
Laura: Oh I didn't roll yet. Wait, wait! I didn't roll yet.

2:25:31.722,2:25:32.945
Matt: Okay, 21 you said?

2:25:33.482,2:25:33.862
Orion: I have 21.

2:25:34.582,2:25:34.898
Matt: 21 for Tiberius.

2:25:34.898,2:25:35.682
What did you get?

2:25:35.682,2:25:36.667
One?

2:25:36.667,2:25:37.825
Awww.

2:25:37.825,2:25:38.651
Marisha: Oh, I rolled a 2.

2:25:38.651,2:25:39.792
Liam: Well, wait. It's 6 with the plus.

2:25:39.792,2:25:41.926
Scanlan: Fellows. I don't like goblins.

2:25:41.926,2:25:42.968
Laura: 18.

2:25:42.968,2:25:44.924
Matt: You now see Scanlan, who’s usually a jovial individual,

2:25:44.924,2:25:46.919
his eyes begin to tense with fury.

2:25:46.919,2:25:48.607
Scanlan: I don't like goblins.

2:25:48.607,2:25:50.023
Keyleth: Is there anything that you know?

2:25:50.023,2:25:55.939
Scanlan: No, they will all die. Don't spare any of them.

2:25:55.939,2:25:57.174
Travis: Copy that.

2:25:57.174,2:25:58.991
Laura: 18.

2:25:58.991,2:26:00.547
Matt: All right, so we have -

2:26:00.547,2:26:01.673
Travis: 18 too.

2:26:01.673,2:26:05.913
Taliesin: 27!

2:26:05.913,2:26:07.002
Laura: What?!

2:26:07.002,2:26:08.080
Travis: Yeah, buddy.

2:26:08.080,2:26:10.012
Taliesin: I have 27 initiative.

2:26:10.012,2:26:15.144
Matt: 15 to 10? 10 to 5? 6.

2:26:15.144,2:26:17.334
Taliesin: Wow, oh my god.

2:26:17.334,2:26:18.556
Sam: I got a three.

2:26:18.556,2:26:21.154
Matt: Okay. (laughs) All right.

2:26:21.154,2:26:24.534
Marisha: 4.

2:26:24.534,2:26:25.955
Liam: It was a sudden attack, man.

2:26:25.955,2:26:27.838
Sam: We weren't ready.

2:26:27.838,2:26:29.342
Matt: You got a 3.

2:26:29.342,2:26:31.424
Marisha: To be fair I just cast entangle. It kinda works.

2:26:31.424,2:26:33.926
I'm distracted holding entangle.

2:26:33.926,2:26:35.246
Matt: Yeah, it's fine. All right.

2:26:35.246,2:26:36.722
And then we have Scanlan.

2:26:36.722,2:26:38.334
I'll get you guys in placement here,

2:26:39.646,2:26:42.998
as your bear is currently back at the inn.

2:26:42.998,2:26:43.707
Laura: He is still?

2:26:43.707,2:26:45.662
Matt: Unless you wanted to bring him along.

2:26:45.662,2:26:46.602
Taliesin: I thought we brought him along.

2:26:46.602,2:26:48.242
Laura: Well, I thought I brought him.

2:26:48.242,2:26:49.422
I should have mentioned that.

2:26:49.422,2:26:51.073
Matt: All right, we'll say you brought him along.

2:26:51.073,2:26:51.909
Laura: Okay.

2:26:51.909,2:26:52.702
Matt: That's fine.

2:26:52.702,2:26:54.042
Laura: I'm sorry, I should have emphasized that more.

2:26:54.042,2:26:55.724
Matt: Do keep in mind... That's all right.

2:26:55.724,2:27:02.080
Those of you going first we're going to keep you on the field here.

2:27:04.342,2:27:05.558
Laura: Oh, god.

2:27:06.322,2:27:10.923
Matt: A number of goblins that are currently held over here.

2:27:12.164,2:27:15.622
Sam: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

2:27:15.622,2:27:17.142
Laura: They're easy. Goblins are easy.

2:27:17.142,2:27:18.520
Orcs, orcs are not.

2:27:18.520,2:27:19.662
Travis: Yeah, those are mine.

2:27:19.662,2:27:20.882
Liam: Ogres.

2:27:20.882,2:27:21.812
Laura: Ogres?!

2:27:21.812,2:27:24.308
Matt: All righty. So top of the round, Percy you're up.

2:27:24.308,2:27:26.391
Percy: I'm sitting down and I'm busting out Bad News.

2:27:26.391,2:27:28.221
Marisha: Bust out Bad News!

2:27:28.221,2:27:30.982
Matt: Okay. So Percy stops just as he gets to the quarry,

2:27:30.982,2:27:33.662
a little bit elevated, and he pulls out

2:27:33.662,2:27:36.802
from a small sack on his back this large elongated contraption,

2:27:36.802,2:27:39.602
this weird construction that looks similar to

2:27:39.602,2:27:41.132
the Pepperbox he usually carries,

2:27:41.132,2:27:43.017
but much larger and cumbersome.

2:27:43.017,2:27:45.737
He sets it up on the ground with a small stand at the front

2:27:45.737,2:27:47.995
and preps itself with a visual point.

2:27:47.995,2:27:49.821
Percy: Ogre.

2:27:49.821,2:27:50.502
Matt: Ogre back here?

2:27:50.502,2:27:51.752
Percy: Yup.

2:27:51.752,2:27:53.456
Matt: All right, go ahead and roll for your attack with Bad News.

2:27:53.456,2:27:54.835
Marisha: Have you used it before?

2:27:54.835,2:27:56.840
Taliesin: Nope, first time.

2:27:56.840,2:28:00.254
Matt: His own tinkered construction, Bad News.

2:28:00.254,2:28:03.162
Taliesin: That's a... 30 attack.

2:28:03.162,2:28:06.687
Matt: Yup, that'll do it. Go ahead and roll damage.

2:28:06.687,2:28:07.897
Marisha: Does that critical for you?

2:28:07.897,2:28:10.082
Taliesin: 19 actually might.

2:28:10.082,2:28:11.234
Matt: Natural 19?

2:28:11.234,2:28:12.288
Taliesin: Natural 19.

2:28:12.288,2:28:13.181
Matt: Yeah, that should critical for you.

2:28:13.181,2:28:14.460
Taliesin: That does critical for me.

2:28:14.460,2:28:16.653
I've never criticaled with this either.

2:28:16.653,2:28:17.862
What does that mean?

2:28:17.862,2:28:20.142
Matt: That means the damage dice you double.

2:28:20.142,2:28:21.062
Taliesin: Oh, perfect.

2:28:21.062,2:28:22.402
Matt: So, roll for damage, double that,

2:28:22.402,2:28:24.199
and add your modifier after that.

2:28:24.199,2:28:25.562
Marisha: Come on, come on, come on!

2:28:25.562,2:28:26.795
Big money, no whammies.

2:28:26.795,2:28:29.242
Yeah! Hell yeah!

2:28:29.242,2:28:30.593
Taliesin: 22, 23, 24, 25, 26.

2:28:30.593,2:28:32.402
27 points of damage.

2:28:32.402,2:28:33.821
Travis: Get after it, big man!

2:28:33.821,2:28:35.052
Marisha: Is that doubled?

2:28:35.052,2:28:36.329
Taliesin: That's doubled.

2:28:36.329,2:28:37.082
Matt: All right, so.

2:28:37.082,2:28:39.302
You guys hear this cacophonous (explosion),

2:28:39.302,2:28:41.790
this large blasting sound, a flash of blue energy and sparks

2:28:41.790,2:28:43.562
shoot out the back of the weapon.

2:28:43.562,2:28:45.922
It actually lifts Percy off the ground for a second

2:28:45.922,2:28:48.062
and he shifts himself from the sheer blast.

2:28:48.062,2:28:48.949
Laura: Woah!

2:28:48.949,2:28:51.102
Taliesin: I built a sniper rifle.

2:28:51.102,2:28:53.497
Matt: This streaking, heated bullet, almost reddish, white hot,

2:28:53.497,2:28:55.122
goes cascading through the air,

2:28:55.122,2:28:56.378
plunges into the side of the ogre's shoulder

2:28:56.378,2:28:59.410
with a smattering of blood splattering against the cave behind it.

2:28:59.410,2:29:02.102
It's actually moved back a step and has to catch itself.

2:29:02.102,2:29:07.212
Slams its club into the ground.

2:29:07.212,2:29:08.523
That ends your turn?

2:29:08.523,2:29:10.102
Taliesin: I can't do anything after that.

2:29:10.102,2:29:11.802
That's just reload.

2:29:11.802,2:29:13.173
Matt: All right, Tiberius you're up.

2:29:13.173,2:29:15.862
Orion: I move within 60 feet of those big fellows.

2:29:15.862,2:29:17.696
Taliesin: Bad News travels far and fast.

2:29:17.696,2:29:20.039
Marisha: Nothing travels faster.

2:29:20.039,2:29:21.317
Matt: This is the entanglement by the way.

2:29:21.317,2:29:22.834
Laura: Oh, okay.

2:29:22.834,2:29:25.282
Orion: Right before there.

2:29:25.282,2:29:26.396
Matt: Everything there is kinda fighting from the entanglement.

2:29:26.396,2:29:27.029
Orion: Great.

2:29:27.029,2:29:28.822
Matt: Most of these goblins are currently inside of it.

2:29:28.822,2:29:31.602
Orion: I'm gonna shoot a Scorching Ray at the big guy.

2:29:31.602,2:29:33.562
Matt: Both of them?

2:29:33.562,2:29:35.365
Sam: He said he moved - he moved within 60 feet of them.

2:29:35.365,2:29:37.619
Matt: So, you moved up to here? All righty.

2:29:37.619,2:29:39.602
Marisha: And they're all entangled, yeah?

2:29:39.602,2:29:41.442
Orion: That's good right there.

2:29:41.442,2:29:42.912
Marisha: Still have Entagle up.

2:29:42.912,2:29:43.642
Matt: These guys here are entangled.

2:29:43.642,2:29:45.415
These front goblins are not.

2:29:45.415,2:29:47.271
Scorching ray you said at which ones?

2:29:47.271,2:29:48.905
Orion: Actually, oh there's a bunch of those dudes, aren't there?

2:29:48.905,2:29:52.402
I'm gonna do a fireball instead.

2:29:52.402,2:29:55.102
Right in the center of the juiciness where

2:29:55.102,2:29:57.297
I can get a couple little guys and both the big guys.

2:29:57.297,2:30:00.922
Matt: All right, so I'd probably about there would be where you'd want it.

2:30:00.922,2:30:02.482
Orion: I'm gonna do that, and I'm gonna spend

2:30:02.482,2:30:04.719
two sorcerer points immediately to do quickening spell

2:30:04.719,2:30:06.847
and do another spell right after that.

2:30:06.847,2:30:09.797
Matt: Okay. So as you rush up, you pull back your hand

2:30:09.797,2:30:11.682
and you see the arcane red energy begin to flow in your palm.

2:30:11.682,2:30:14.882
You then throw the beam out, and it arcs, slams into the center,

2:30:14.882,2:30:17.142
and explodes hitting each of these five goblins

2:30:17.142,2:30:19.022
and the two ogres.

2:30:19.022,2:30:21.382
What's your DC on your spell?

2:30:21.382,2:30:23.862
Orion: My DC on my spell is...

2:30:23.862,2:30:25.962
Matt: Top of your spell page. On the right.

2:30:25.962,2:30:28.102
Orion: Oh! Wait. Oh! Seventeen, sorry.

2:30:28.102,2:30:31.946
Matt: Seventeen, okay. Wow! The two ogres actually make their saving throws.

2:30:31.946,2:30:32.562
Laura: Ugh!

2:30:32.562,2:30:33.922
Marisha: Boo!

2:30:33.922,2:30:35.139
Matt: They got eighteen and a nineteen.

2:30:35.139,2:30:36.896
Travis: Roll crappier, ogres!

2:30:36.896,2:30:40.050
Matt: The goblins, however, all disintegrate.

2:30:40.050,2:30:40.902
Laura: All of them?

2:30:40.902,2:30:43.118
Matt: There's no way they're gonna survive the damage you -

2:30:43.118,2:30:44.922
they just (poof noise).

2:30:44.922,2:30:48.362
You see this hint of a red ash mist just go, "Eee!"

2:30:48.362,2:30:51.982
where they once were, and they are all turned to black nothingness.

2:30:51.982,2:30:54.086
However, roll damage for the ogres.

2:30:54.086,2:30:55.771
They get half damage 'cause they made their reflex save.

2:30:55.771,2:30:56.442
Orion: Yeah.

2:30:56.442,2:30:57.862
Matt: So 8d6 damage.

2:30:57.862,2:31:01.422
Sam: 8d6.

2:31:02.785,2:31:05.254
Sam: Seven. Eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen,

2:31:05.254,2:31:07.003
fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen,

2:31:07.003,2:31:08.288
nineteen, twenty one, twenty two, twenty three,

2:31:08.288,2:31:10.131
twenty four, twenty five, twenty six, twenty seven!

2:31:10.131,2:31:11.402
Travis: What?

2:31:11.402,2:31:12.305
Matt: Twenty seven, so half that.

2:31:12.305,2:31:17.877
Matt: Okay, so as the blast of fire dissipates,

2:31:17.877,2:31:21.063
you can see one of the ogres is now burnt on half of its chest.

2:31:21.063,2:31:22.080
Laura: Yeah, he is.

2:31:22.080,2:31:23.362
Matt: Looking a little rough.

2:31:23.362,2:31:24.942
There's blood streaking down from the side of his face

2:31:24.942,2:31:26.402
where the shrapnel got thrown at him.

2:31:26.402,2:31:27.861
And the other ogre’s looking okay.

2:31:27.861,2:31:28.992
Tiberius: He's a large creature isn't he?

2:31:28.992,2:31:29.922
Matt: Yes.

2:31:29.922,2:31:31.062
Orion: I'm gonna use my second spell and do Telekinesis

2:31:31.062,2:31:34.422
and pick one up and try to hurl him into the other one.

2:31:34.422,2:31:35.542
Matt: Okay.

2:31:35.542,2:31:37.564
Which one? The one left here?

2:31:37.564,2:31:38.784
Orion: The one that's beaten up already.

2:31:38.784,2:31:40.001
Sam: I'm hard right now!

2:31:40.001,2:31:41.953
(all laugh)

2:31:41.953,2:31:43.142
Matt: He does fail his saving throw.

2:31:43.142,2:31:45.822
Laura: That's just your flute.

2:31:45.822,2:31:46.969
Sam: Yes.

2:31:46.969,2:31:50.168
Matt: So you lift him up in the air and throw him into that.

2:31:50.168,2:31:52.122
Travis: Strangely aroused by your flute.

2:31:52.122,2:31:54.202
Matt: That ogre is knocked prone by the impact.

2:31:54.202,2:31:55.682
All: Yeah!

2:31:55.682,2:31:57.846
Matt: The other one is also knocked prone.

2:31:57.846,2:31:59.255
(all cheer)

2:31:59.255,2:32:00.606
Matt: Before just (splat noise) into the wall,

2:32:00.606,2:32:02.782
both of them slam to the ground.

2:32:02.782,2:32:04.716
Marisha: With my vines, I make sure my vines really grapple him.

2:32:04.716,2:32:05.762
Orion: I turn to Grog:

2:32:05.762,2:32:07.682
Tiberius: They're all yours buddy!

2:32:07.682,2:32:10.202
Matt: Go ahead and roll 2d6 impact damage for the force of the throw.

2:32:10.202,2:32:11.542
Tiberius: Sweet! Impact damage?

2:32:11.542,2:32:12.922
Orion: Ten.

2:32:12.922,2:32:14.450
Matt: Ten damage to each of them?

2:32:14.450,2:32:16.102
Orion: Yeah.

2:32:16.102,2:32:17.385
Matt: All right. Both of the ogres are now on the ground - (grunts) -

2:32:17.385,2:32:19.216
reeling from the impact.

2:32:19.216,2:32:22.542
That brings us to Grog and Vex going simultaneously.

2:32:22.542,2:32:24.658
Grog: Ladies first.

2:32:24.658,2:32:25.589
Laura: Oh! Well, all right.

2:32:25.589,2:32:28.922
I'm gonna cast Hunter's Mark on the most damaged one.

2:32:28.922,2:32:30.495
Matt: Okay, that'd be this one here.

2:32:30.495,2:32:37.522
Laura: All right. And then I'm going to shoot lightning arrow.

2:32:37.522,2:32:38.665
Matt: All right. Do you want to move a little closer?

2:32:38.665,2:32:40.496
Laura: Yes, I do.

2:32:40.496,2:32:41.582
Matt: All right.

2:32:41.582,2:32:44.362
Matt: So, that would put you right there.

2:32:44.362,2:32:45.468
Laura: All right, cool.

2:32:45.468,2:32:47.842
I'm gonna shoot lightning arrow at them.

2:32:47.842,2:32:50.362
Matt: Okay. So, you pull out your arrow and as you pull it back,

2:32:50.362,2:32:52.262
a little bit of energy courses through your fingers,

2:32:52.262,2:32:54.516
strikes through your arrow.

2:32:54.516,2:32:55.724
You can now see this crackling energy as

2:32:55.724,2:32:57.382
you're pulling it taut in your bow.

2:32:57.382,2:32:59.902
You let it loose. Go ahead and roll for attack.

2:32:59.902,2:33:04.609
Laura: Okay! Twenty one!

2:33:04.609,2:33:06.513
Matt: Twenty one hits.

2:33:06.513,2:33:09.142
Laura: All right. And then I do... something else.

2:33:09.142,2:33:10.820
1d8. Right?

2:33:10.820,2:33:12.122
Matt: Yep. You do the damage of the arrow

2:33:12.122,2:33:13.660
plus the damage of the spell.

2:33:13.660,2:33:17.661
Laura: Holey-moley! So that's this.

2:33:19.719,2:33:26.082
Thirteen for the arrow and then 4d8 for the spell.

2:33:26.082,2:33:33.542
Laura: Eight. Four- twelve. Plus three, fifteen. Seventeen!

2:33:33.542,2:33:37.566
Matt: Seventeen. Okay. The ogre that's been beaten,

2:33:37.566,2:33:40.302
blasted by the fireball, it's getting up - (grunt).

2:33:40.302,2:33:41.979
It grabs its club, and it begins to get up on one leg

2:33:41.979,2:33:43.798
as the lightning arrow slams into its chest.

2:33:43.798,2:33:45.274
You can see it hits.

2:33:45.274,2:33:46.928
Looks down for a second,

2:33:46.928,2:33:48.562
and then the charge pulses through its entire torso.

2:33:48.562,2:33:51.434
As it does, it screams out, "Argh!" into the cavern,

2:33:51.434,2:33:54.310
its whole muscle system locks tight

2:33:54.310,2:33:58.166
and it falls forward again, onto its chest,

2:33:58.166,2:34:00.676
smoke rising off of its whole upper area,

2:34:00.676,2:34:02.142
unmoving, on the ground.

2:34:02.142,2:34:03.382
He is gone.

2:34:03.382,2:34:05.382
Travis: Dang! Come on now!

2:34:05.382,2:34:07.162
Marisha: Fuck him up.

2:34:07.162,2:34:08.862
Laura: Yes! And then the other one takes 2d8

2:34:08.862,2:34:10.163
if he fails his saving throw.

2:34:10.163,2:34:11.707
Matt: Which, with a one, he does.

2:34:11.707,2:34:14.302
Laura: Yes! Oh, he fails it so good.

2:34:14.302,2:34:15.732
(all laugh)

2:34:15.732,2:34:17.762
Matt: So, go ahead a roll damage for other ogre.

2:34:17.762,2:34:19.112
Laura: Two... ten.

2:34:19.112,2:34:22.572
Matt: Ten damage. Nice. So as he falls to the ground, the arc

2:34:22.572,2:34:25.064
arcs over to the other one who drops his club for a second.

2:34:25.064,2:34:28.051
Picks it up angrily.

2:34:28.051,2:34:29.900
Laura: I can reassign my Hunter's Mark to him now?

2:34:29.900,2:34:30.466
Matt: You can.

2:34:30.466,2:34:31.647
Laura: Yes.

2:34:31.647,2:34:33.747
Matt: Yes, all right That brings us to...

2:34:33.747,2:34:35.222
Laura: Oh, my Hunter's Mark!

2:34:35.222,2:34:37.903
I didn't do my Hunter's Mark damage.

2:34:37.903,2:34:38.862
But it doesn't matter. He's dead.

2:34:38.862,2:34:40.082
Matt: It doesn't matter. You killed him.

2:34:40.082,2:34:40.802
Laura: All right, cool.

2:34:40.802,2:34:42.456
(all laugh)

2:34:42.456,2:34:44.519
Matt: So you just ultra killed him!

2:34:44.519,2:34:46.122
(valley girl voice) He is so dead. Oh my god.

2:34:46.122,2:34:47.882
This ogre is done.

2:34:47.882,2:34:49.902
(normal voice) All right. So the other ogre's angry.

2:34:49.902,2:34:51.333
It's now the goblins' turn.

2:34:51.333,2:34:56.438
These goblins rush up. They are just dashing forward.

2:34:56.438,2:34:57.762
Marisha: (valley girl voice) Oh my god, Becky, they are so dead.

2:34:57.762,2:35:01.918
Taliesin: (valley girl voice) They’re just like, dead.

2:35:01.918,2:35:03.744
Matt: This one moves around, and this one runs around to there.

2:35:03.744,2:35:06.251
No attacks.

2:35:06.251,2:35:08.483
Everyone make an insight check.

2:35:08.483,2:35:10.333
Sam: Insight check? Oh shit.

2:35:10.333,2:35:13.129
Marisha: What happened? Why are we doing this?

2:35:13.129,2:35:15.062
Taliesin: I literally get a 1.

2:35:15.062,2:35:18.273
Travis: (sings) Natural 20!

2:35:18.273,2:35:19.802
On an insight check.

2:35:19.802,2:35:21.221
Marisha: 20 total. 20.

2:35:21.221,2:35:22.282
Laura: 22.

2:35:22.282,2:35:23.545
Sam: 4.

2:35:23.545,2:35:24.522
Matt: All right.

2:35:24.522,2:35:25.602
Taliesin: Natural 1.

2:35:25.602,2:35:27.072
I'm really not paying attention.

2:35:27.072,2:35:28.022
Matt: You're dealing with the fact that

2:35:28.022,2:35:29.606
you just fired your gun for the first time

2:35:29.606,2:35:31.222
and it kinda burned your hands a little.

2:35:31.222,2:35:32.222
You're like "Ugh!"

2:35:32.222,2:35:32.902
Sam: Grog.

2:35:32.902,2:35:33.842
Matt: Grog -

2:35:33.842,2:35:35.525
Travis: Recites poetry.

2:35:35.525,2:35:36.192
(all laugh)

2:35:36.192,2:35:37.782
Matt: Grog is familiar with one thing:

2:35:37.782,2:35:39.782
fear in the eyes of his enemies.

2:35:39.782,2:35:42.720
Looking at these goblins, they're not charging to attack.

2:35:42.720,2:35:44.962
The attacks seem to be instinctual.

2:35:44.962,2:35:46.542
They are -

2:35:46.542,2:35:47.237
Marisha: They're running.

2:35:47.237,2:35:47.766
Matt: Running.

2:35:47.766,2:35:49.148
Marisha: Oh no!

2:35:49.148,2:35:50.362
Matt: They are scared.

2:35:50.362,2:35:51.722
Laura: Yes!

2:35:51.722,2:35:52.876
Matt: They are fleeing from something.

2:35:52.876,2:35:54.180
Sam: From the ogres?

2:35:54.180,2:35:56.198
Travis: Something behind the ogres.

2:35:56.198,2:35:58.513
Laura: Oh no.

2:35:58.513,2:36:01.562
Scanlan: May I make a request that you kill them anyway?

2:36:01.562,2:36:05.082
Grog: It's like playing croquet at this point, so yes.

2:36:05.082,2:36:06.782
(all laugh)

2:36:06.782,2:36:07.742
Matt: Grog, it's your turn.

2:36:07.742,2:36:09.222
Grog: I would like to RAGE!

2:36:09.222,2:36:11.395
And I would like to move to the right

2:36:11.395,2:36:13.822
of all those stinking goblins!

2:36:13.822,2:36:14.322
Matt: Right over here?

2:36:14.322,2:36:15.758
Travis: Yeah, a little more to the right,

2:36:15.758,2:36:17.020
yeah a little more,

2:36:17.020,2:36:17.737
yeah keep going,

2:36:17.737,2:36:18.916
all the way flanking it there -

2:36:18.916,2:36:20.811
yeah, yeah.

2:36:20.811,2:36:22.082
Matt: All righty.

2:36:22.082,2:36:23.622
Grog: Yeah, and then I would like to give them

2:36:23.622,2:36:25.750
the cleanest shave possible with my greataxe.

2:36:25.750,2:36:27.682
(all laugh)

2:36:27.682,2:36:29.642
Matt: All right. Go ahead and roll for attack on the first one.

2:36:29.642,2:36:31.609
Laura: Oh yeah, that's a good one!

2:36:31.609,2:36:34.042
Travis: Eighteen plus 8… that's 26?

2:36:34.042,2:36:35.660
Matt: That definitively hits.

2:36:35.660,2:36:36.593
Travis: Word.

2:36:36.593,2:36:37.602
Matt: Go ahead and roll damage.

2:36:37.602,2:36:39.020
Travis: Oh, damage, crap.

2:36:39.020,2:36:40.122
Liam: (sings) Decapitation!

2:36:40.122,2:36:43.307
Travis: 2 plus the 4...

2:36:43.307,2:36:45.742
13!

2:36:45.742,2:36:50.284
Matt: 13? Okay. So, as you rush up, you bring your axe

2:36:50.284,2:36:53.381
into the first goblin to your right - (whoosh) - clean.

2:36:53.381,2:36:53.870
You don't even feel resistance.

2:36:53.870,2:36:55.362
Travis: Hey!

2:36:55.362,2:36:58.021
Matt: You hear this little (wheeze) sound as this being is bisected.

2:36:58.021,2:36:59.422
Grog: Oh, that was cute.

2:36:59.422,2:37:00.987
Matt: Its head and upper torso just rolling off

2:37:00.987,2:37:02.462
to the side before rolling to a stop.

2:37:02.462,2:37:03.770
However, the inertia of your axe still keeps through

2:37:03.770,2:37:05.562
to the one on the other side of you.

2:37:05.562,2:37:06.862
Go ahead and roll for your second attack on that.

2:37:06.862,2:37:09.824
Travis: 21!

2:37:09.824,2:37:12.632
Matt: Also hits, go ahead and roll damage.

2:37:12.632,2:37:17.689
Travis: Oh, that's… was 8 plus 7 is... 15!

2:37:17.689,2:37:20.869
Matt: As you cleave through the first goblin, you swing around,

2:37:20.869,2:37:22.868
another goblin looks up at you, scared,

2:37:22.868,2:37:25.282
and pulls a dagger out with its gnarled tongue, (hisses),

2:37:25.282,2:37:27.142
at which point the ax embeds itself

2:37:27.142,2:37:28.824
straight into its face.

2:37:28.824,2:37:30.842
Its angry face goes, "G-agh!" and

2:37:30.842,2:37:32.562
just falls slack against your blade.

2:37:32.562,2:37:33.415
You lift backward,

2:37:33.415,2:37:34.822
and it's stuck to the edge of your axe.

2:37:34.822,2:37:35.482
(all laugh)

2:37:35.482,2:37:37.082
Matt: Just limply dangling against-

2:37:37.082,2:37:38.682
you shake it off a little bit.

2:37:38.682,2:37:42.202
Grog: Double prizes! Yeah!

2:37:42.202,2:37:44.944
Matt: Great. That ends your turn.

2:37:44.944,2:37:45.722
The thing about Rage is that you can use your bonus action

2:37:45.722,2:37:47.122
for a third attack.

2:37:47.122,2:37:48.483
Travis: No.

2:37:48.483,2:37:48.802
Matt: If you wanted to do a frenzy action,

2:37:48.802,2:37:50.222
but you don't need to.

2:37:50.222,2:37:52.442
That brings us to the ogre's turn.

2:37:52.442,2:37:54.562
The ogre gets up, let's see if it makes

2:37:54.562,2:37:59.116
its saving throw for an attempt to get out.

2:37:59.116,2:38:00.362
It does with an 18.

2:38:00.362,2:38:04.182
However, the ogre - it gets about that far,

2:38:04.182,2:38:09.027
it’s going to make a double move.

2:38:09.027,2:38:10.722
Laura: Double move?!

2:38:10.722,2:38:11.469
Taliesin: He's running.

2:38:11.469,2:38:13.452
Marisha: I still have entangle up.

2:38:13.452,2:38:15.002
Matt: I know. He managed to resist it.

2:38:15.002,2:38:16.282
Laura: He saved against it.

2:38:16.282,2:38:18.315
Travis: He was on the ogre track team in college.

2:38:18.315,2:38:18.662
Matt: It's a big ogre.

2:38:18.662,2:38:20.081
Marisha: Poop.

2:38:20.081,2:38:21.722
Matt: All right, the ogre takes his full turn

2:38:21.722,2:38:23.595
to get up in melee with you guys.

2:38:23.595,2:38:24.842
It does not have its attack since

2:38:24.842,2:38:25.839
it used its full movement there.

2:38:25.839,2:38:27.662
And once again you see as it's lumbering forward,

2:38:27.662,2:38:29.722
it also has this look in its eye of desperation.

2:38:29.722,2:38:31.102
Sam: Oh crap.

2:38:31.102,2:38:33.428
Matt: Now it is Vax's go.

2:38:33.428,2:38:35.842
Liam: My sister's right in the face of the ogre, correct?

2:38:35.842,2:38:36.855
Matt: Correct.

2:38:36.855,2:38:40.039
Liam: Excellent. So, I'm going to take a run towards my sister,

2:38:40.039,2:38:44.057
since she's right close to him, he's distracted,

2:38:44.057,2:38:46.142
so I'm going to turn just as I get to her,

2:38:46.142,2:38:47.862
so my back presses against hers and swing around

2:38:47.862,2:38:50.422
and sneak attack two daggers up in his belly.

2:38:50.422,2:38:52.085
Vex: We've practiced this, I turn.

2:38:52.085,2:38:53.622
(all laugh)

2:38:53.622,2:38:55.135
Matt: All right. So as you dodge to the side

2:38:55.135,2:38:56.242
just this blur of shadow and speed,

2:38:56.242,2:38:57.885
you just coast up to the side of your sister,

2:38:57.885,2:38:59.747
dagger both plunge towards the side

2:38:59.747,2:39:00.945
of the ogre, go ahead roll for an attack.

2:39:00.945,2:39:04.988
Liam: All right. One.

2:39:04.988,2:39:06.962
And then the other one I do a poison dagger,

2:39:06.962,2:39:08.863
gets a (singing) 20!

2:39:08.863,2:39:10.302
Travis: Oh, put it on him brother!

2:39:10.302,2:39:12.182
Matt: All right.

2:39:12.182,2:39:20.102
Liam: That is dagger of venom, 1d4 - 3, plus 2 is 5,

2:39:20.102,2:39:21.862
and then is the sneak attack damage go with - ?

2:39:21.862,2:39:23.412
Matt: Yeah it does because you have another ally adjacent to it.

2:39:23.412,2:39:24.057
Liam: Right, fine.

2:39:24.057,2:39:25.842
Matt: You don't get advantage on the attack roll

2:39:25.842,2:39:27.062
but you can still do the sneak attack.

2:39:27.062,2:39:28.622
Liam: Critical hit, too, as well, wouldn't it?

2:39:28.622,2:39:29.942
Matt: Yeah! You can multiply the sneak attack damage.

2:39:29.942,2:39:32.998
Liam: So 5, plus- and the double goes to the sneak attack damage?

2:39:32.998,2:39:35.934
Matt: It does. Modifiers don't double,

2:39:35.934,2:39:38.162
but any dice you roll double.

2:39:38.162,2:39:40.182
Liam: 9, 15...

2:39:41.242,2:39:42.542
Matt: In my game.

2:39:42.542,2:39:43.682
(clicks tongue)

2:39:43.682,2:39:45.162
Liam: So 30 plus, uh, 5, 35.

2:39:45.162,2:39:46.462
Travis: Damn!

2:39:46.462,2:39:47.362
Matt: 35 damage.

2:39:47.362,2:39:48.403
Orion: Yeah!

2:39:48.403,2:39:49.571
Liam: Plus poison.

2:39:49.571,2:39:50.886
Matt: The poison's not going to factor in.

2:39:50.886,2:39:51.665
Liam: Okay.

2:39:51.665,2:39:53.202
Matt: You swing past her, both blades

2:39:53.202,2:39:54.337
jam right into the side of its rib cage.

2:39:54.337,2:39:56.218
You hear it howl out in pain.

2:39:56.218,2:39:59.022
As it does, you twist the daggers

2:39:59.022,2:40:01.077
in a way where both blades are now

2:40:01.077,2:40:02.254
going in two different directions,

2:40:02.254,2:40:04.950
and you carve out a section of its entire abdomen.

2:40:04.950,2:40:06.342
All: Ugh!

2:40:06.342,2:40:08.009
Matt : As you do, the flesh, almost like whale blubber,

2:40:08.009,2:40:09.936
just - (splat) - sloughs off the sides of it.

2:40:09.936,2:40:11.882
Organs spill out, intestines, and it kinda looks down

2:40:11.882,2:40:13.662
and tries to pull them back in.

2:40:13.662,2:40:15.727
(panicked groaning)

2:40:15.727,2:40:18.227
At which point you see the color draining from its face,

2:40:18.227,2:40:20.362
and you just kinda lean up and kick it down.

2:40:20.362,2:40:23.957
The ogre - (groans) - and falls to the ground lifeless...

2:40:23.957,2:40:24.882
destroyed.

2:40:24.882,2:40:28.222
(all laugh and cheer)

2:40:28.222,2:40:29.174
Taliesin: You gave him just enough time to regret

2:40:29.174,2:40:30.302
everything that had ever happened.

2:40:30.302,2:40:31.002
Matt: Yes.

2:40:31.002,2:40:32.422
Taliesin: Well done... bad life choices.

2:40:32.422,2:40:33.861
Matt: That brings us to Keyleth.

2:40:33.861,2:40:35.742
Marisha: (as the ogre) I didn’t call mom enough.

2:40:35.742,2:40:37.290
I should’ve called mom.

2:40:37.290,2:40:38.951
Matt: There are two goblins left.

2:40:38.951,2:40:45.142
Marisha: Okay. I do a quick sprint jog up kinda up towards Grog

2:40:45.142,2:40:49.585
and go (boof) and bring up a big stone wall.

2:40:49.585,2:40:51.734
Right where that entrance is.

2:40:51.734,2:40:53.202
Matt: Right here?

2:40:53.202,2:40:55.302
Marisha: No. Like, right where things are pouring out.

2:40:55.302,2:40:55.802
Matt: Right, here?

2:40:55.802,2:40:56.899
Marisha: Yeah.

2:40:56.899,2:40:57.862
Matt: All right, Wall of Stone.

2:40:57.862,2:40:59.442
Marisha: Wall of Stone... boom.

2:40:59.442,2:41:01.422
Matt: All right.

2:41:01.422,2:41:04.062
A giant wall of stone now completely seals off

2:41:04.062,2:41:05.242
that part of the mine.

2:41:05.242,2:41:05.983
Tiberius: You closed it off?

2:41:05.983,2:41:07.122
Keyleth: I closed it off.

2:41:07.122,2:41:08.382
We don't know what’s in there,

2:41:08.382,2:41:09.922
we should talk about this for a second,

2:41:09.922,2:41:11.238
and I bought us some time.

2:41:11.238,2:41:12.179
I'm sure it’s going to try to beat

2:41:12.179,2:41:13.562
through that door in a  second.

2:41:13.562,2:41:15.082
Matt: I'm going to say that you moved

2:41:15.082,2:41:16.560
up to there with your movement.

2:41:16.560,2:41:19.082
All right, I’d say probably over here,

2:41:19.082,2:41:20.842
not right next to the goblins and

2:41:20.842,2:41:21.946
that will give you enough range.

2:41:21.946,2:41:23.498
Okay, so the all of stone - (boom)

2:41:23.498,2:41:24.782
Marisha: Are there any guards around still?

2:41:24.782,2:41:26.590
Any dwarven guards.

2:41:26.590,2:41:28.403
Matt: They are all just watching you do this now.

2:41:28.403,2:41:30.940
They don't want to put their lives at risk,

2:41:30.940,2:41:33.142
and you guys seem intent on getting into the middle of this battle,

2:41:33.142,2:41:34.422
so they are just going to sit back and let you do it.

2:41:34.422,2:41:36.122
Marisha: I throw up my wall and turn around and I say:

2:41:36.122,2:41:38.442
Keyleth: What’s coming?!

2:41:38.442,2:41:40.113
Tell us! You know what’s coming!

2:41:40.113,2:41:41.905
What’s coming!?

2:41:41.905,2:41:43.382
Matt: Make an intimidation check.

2:41:43.382,2:41:46.382
Laura: Keyleth, you are so hard core.

2:41:46.382,2:41:47.601
Marisha: I'm not good at this.

2:41:47.601,2:41:48.828
Sam: You speak goblin?

2:41:48.828,2:41:50.674
Marisha: [sadly] Oh, four.

2:41:50.674,2:41:52.510
(all laugh and groan)

2:41:52.510,2:41:57.442
Taliesin: Make a pity roll.

2:41:57.442,2:41:59.782
Matt: A very gentle attempt at intimidation,

2:41:59.782,2:42:01.122
however, the message gets across.

2:42:01.122,2:42:04.336
The guards look at you, taken off guard.

2:42:04.336,2:42:06.273
Keyleth: We are about to die.

2:42:06.273,2:42:08.438
It is in your best interest to tell us.

2:42:08.438,2:42:11.793
Guards: We don't know! It’s been different things.

2:42:11.793,2:42:12.824
Strange abominations.

2:42:12.824,2:42:14.267
It’s hard to describe. They’re -

2:42:14.267,2:42:15.382
- put together.

2:42:15.382,2:42:18.076
Something’s making things down there.

2:42:18.076,2:42:21.882
Keyleth: What kind of things? From where?

2:42:21.882,2:42:25.582
Matt: As they’re talking you hear a (boom) against the stone.

2:42:25.582,2:42:32.062
Travis: I bring out my blade.

2:42:32.062,2:42:34.195
Matt: So, the stone cracks, and you can see a noticeable crack

2:42:34.195,2:42:36.048
and an audible - (cracking noise).

2:42:36.048,2:42:39.642
Liam: I'm running right now diagonally towards the wall

2:42:39.642,2:42:40.902
and I press against the wall.

2:42:40.902,2:42:42.031
Laura: Oh, good call.

2:42:42.031,2:42:44.042
I do the same thing on the other side.

2:42:44.042,2:42:45.398
Matt: Okay, so you come over here,

2:42:45.398,2:42:46.142
do you want to bring Trinket with you?

2:42:46.142,2:42:47.386
Laura: Yeah!

2:42:47.386,2:42:47.902
Matt: All right.

2:42:47.902,2:42:49.314
Taliesin: You're all so fancy.

2:42:49.314,2:42:50.691
Marisha: I cast Stoneskin on myself.

2:42:50.691,2:42:51.852
Vex: I’m stealthing, I’m stealthing.

2:42:51.852,2:42:53.482
Matt: Roll stealth both of you.

2:42:53.482,2:42:55.342
Orion: How tall are the walls? I mean the ceiling.

2:42:55.342,2:42:56.602
Mat: Oh, the ceiling right now is

2:42:56.602,2:42:59.305
the rest of Kraghammer for the most part.

2:42:59.305,2:43:00.617
Travis: Hundreds, hundreds.

2:43:00.617,2:43:02.942
Matt: Yeah, it is a huge ceiling.

2:43:02.942,2:43:04.808
Orion: I get within casting range.

2:43:04.808,2:43:06.622
Travis: What’s in the middle? Are those fires?

2:43:06.622,2:43:07.974
Matt: These are braziers here.

2:43:07.974,2:43:11.702
By the way, Stoneskin goes, this disappears.

2:43:11.702,2:43:13.298
Travis: The entanglement?

2:43:13.298,2:43:14.995
Matt: Yeah, the entanglement is gone.

2:43:14.995,2:43:15.882
But there are minecarts, some rocks,

2:43:15.882,2:43:17.062
there is a smashed cart over here

2:43:17.062,2:43:18.302
from when the ogre barreled through.

2:43:18.302,2:43:19.362
This is just a piece of stone

2:43:19.362,2:43:21.409
that rises about 15 feet,

2:43:21.409,2:43:22.693
and these are both braziers

2:43:22.693,2:43:23.863
for light in the center of the area.

2:43:23.863,2:43:25.588
So - it’s hundreds and hundreds of feet up.

2:43:25.588,2:43:30.763
You can look up to the very top of Kraghammer from here.

2:43:30.763,2:43:34.602
Orion: Okay, that’s fine.

2:43:34.602,2:43:36.726
Matt; So whatcha got?

2:43:36.726,2:43:38.313
Well, let’s see. So Keyleth.

2:43:38.313,2:43:39.542
That is your turn, Stoneskin and moving up.

2:43:39.542,2:43:40.922
So, anywhere else you want to go?

2:43:40.922,2:43:43.111
I mean, technically, right now we are not in combat.

2:43:43.111,2:43:44.102
Sam: Right. We are out of combat.

2:43:44.102,2:43:45.407
Matt: Briefly.

2:43:45.407,2:43:48.129
Travis: Yeah, we are waiting for the homecoming dance to start.

2:43:48.129,2:43:50.042
Taliesin: I'm breathing, taking aim at the wall,

2:43:50.042,2:43:51.981
just resetting everything.

2:43:51.981,2:43:53.658
Marisha: Can I move up behind that pillar?

2:43:53.658,2:43:55.582
Matt: Okay.

2:43:55.582,2:43:57.722
Taliesin: I'm staying far back at the moment.

2:43:57.722,2:43:59.102
Matt: So, back here.

2:43:59.102,2:44:01.760
Matt: Both of these goblins...

2:44:01.760,2:44:03.034
I'll just say that you guys end up taking them down.

2:44:03.034,2:44:04.491
It’s not even a question.

2:44:04.491,2:44:07.341
You step on them and crush them.

2:44:07.341,2:44:08.755
Travis: Are there any dwarves that we can say,

2:44:08.755,2:44:10.181
“Go get Ballsack and bring him down?”

2:44:10.181,2:44:11.781
(all laugh)

2:44:11.781,2:44:13.062
Matt: You can.

2:44:13.062,2:44:14.248
Laura: Oh yeah, Balgoos! Balgus.

2:44:14.248,2:44:15.545
Matt: Balgus? You just tell them,

2:44:15.545,2:44:17.799
"Get Balgus!" and they are like... "Who?"

2:44:17.799,2:44:19.275
Liam: Grab Ballsack!

2:44:19.275,2:44:20.935
Matt: Some of them have set crossbows up by the way.

2:44:20.935,2:44:22.742
They’re barreling down to get ready to fire

2:44:22.742,2:44:24.062
at whatever comes through.

2:44:24.062,2:44:26.312
BOOF! Another crack in the wall.

2:44:26.312,2:44:27.369
You can see the dust settle as the stone

2:44:27.369,2:44:30.102
cracks again and a large piece at the top tumbles off.

2:44:30.102,2:44:33.162
The stone wall’s probably not going to hold another impact.

2:44:33.162,2:44:34.702
Anybody else want to move anywhere?

2:44:34.702,2:44:36.562
Taliesin: Just taking aim.

2:44:36.562,2:44:39.425
Sam: I'll move up to the right near where Grog is.

2:44:39.425,2:44:43.622
And nobody has taken any damage yet, right?

2:44:43.622,2:44:44.442
All: No.

2:44:44.442,2:44:46.082
Matt: Not currently, no.

2:44:46.082,2:44:46.882
You guys have had a pretty clean sweep

2:44:46.882,2:44:48.786
into this battle, so far.

2:44:48.786,2:44:50.702
Sam: I can't inspire anybody here? Now?

2:44:50.702,2:44:51.785
Matt: You can inspire anybody.

2:44:51.785,2:44:53.322
Just give them a dice.

2:44:53.322,2:44:54.602
Sam: Can I inspire everyone?

2:44:54.602,2:44:55.522
Matt: You can spend all your uses to inspire as many people

2:44:55.522,2:44:57.563
as you have the uses of it.

2:44:57.563,2:45:00.181
Marisha: I still have mine that I haven't used yet.

2:45:00.181,2:45:03.832
Sam: I'll inspire Vex and Vax and Grog.

2:45:03.832,2:45:05.402
Matt: So, mark that you guys all have a d8 to expend on an

2:45:05.402,2:45:06.802
attack roll, or a saving throw.

2:45:06.802,2:45:09.123
Scanlan: (singing) I think you're really handsome and nice!

2:45:09.123,2:45:12.646
You're going to have inspiration dice!

2:45:12.646,2:45:14.922
(all laugh)

2:45:14.922,2:45:16.768
Travis: Thought you were gonna have a little -

2:45:16.768,2:45:18.538
Laura: I know, some beautiful song for us!

2:45:18.538,2:45:20.983
Wait, what for all of us? We all get a d8?

2:45:20.983,2:45:24.337
Matt: Each of you has to have a single d8 dice, inspiration dice.

2:45:24.337,2:45:26.120
The bardic inspiration is flowing through you

2:45:26.120,2:45:29.136
that you can use to add to an attack roll, not damage.

2:45:29.136,2:45:30.302
You can add it to an attack roll, a saving throw -

2:45:30.302,2:45:33.467
Scanlan: (plays tune on electric piano app)

2:45:33.467,2:45:35.339
(all laugh)

2:45:35.339,2:45:38.682
Matt: There you go. That’s what a shawm sounds like, apparently.

2:45:38.682,2:45:39.722
So you can use it on attack throw, a saving throw,

2:45:39.722,2:45:42.662
or an ability check. Any skill.

2:45:42.662,2:45:46.082
Tiberius, are you going to stay where you are,

2:45:46.082,2:45:47.397
are you moving anywhere?

2:45:47.397,2:45:48.647
Last chance.

2:45:48.647,2:45:49.922
Orion: Is that cover right there next to me?

2:45:49.922,2:45:51.150
Matt: Right over here? Yeah.

2:45:51.150,2:45:52.622
Orion: I'll get behind the cover.

2:45:52.622,2:45:53.802
Matt: Okay.

2:45:53.802,2:45:55.189
Orion: And I’m going to peek out and I'm gonna cast Blur.

2:45:55.189,2:45:56.742
Matt: Okay, Stoneskin goes away.

2:45:56.742,2:45:58.382
Orion: I can't do both?

2:45:58.382,2:46:00.542
Matt: Nope. They're both concentration spells.

2:46:00.542,2:46:02.189
Orion: Okay, I leave Stoneskin.

2:46:02.189,2:46:06.040
Matt: Okay, Stoneskin stays on.

2:46:06.040,2:46:08.602
At which point - (boom) - the stone breaks through

2:46:08.602,2:46:10.513
scattering across the ground.

2:46:10.513,2:46:13.102
You see immediately bursting through -

2:46:13.102,2:46:14.753
Travis: What the fuck is that?

2:46:14.753,2:46:16.192
Laura: What is it?

2:46:16.192,2:46:18.290
Matt: A bulbous, oversized, naga-like creature.

2:46:18.290,2:46:21.753
You've encountered a naga before, which is a large serpentine

2:46:21.753,2:46:24.009
creature with a humanoid head.

2:46:24.009,2:46:27.262
However, this one is swollen, it is bulbous.

2:46:27.262,2:46:29.302
The way it moves looks unnatural

2:46:29.302,2:46:32.115
and it has affixed to it not one,

2:46:32.115,2:46:35.282
not three, but five other different colored naga heads

2:46:35.282,2:46:37.662
that look to be stitched to its body.

2:46:37.662,2:46:38.502
Laura: Gross!

2:46:38.502,2:46:40.822
Matt: It is a seriously terrible abomination.

2:46:40.822,2:46:42.142
And as it just breaks through the stone -

2:46:42.142,2:46:44.612
(hisses and growls)

2:46:44.612,2:46:46.122
- all the heads rear back.

2:46:46.122,2:46:47.682
Marisha: Do naga heads do something if you look at them?

2:46:47.682,2:46:49.086
Matt: We're beginning back at the top of the initiative order.

2:46:49.086,2:46:50.302
Travis: Oh shit!

2:46:50.302,2:46:52.783
Laura: Wait wait wait! I got a question!

2:46:52.783,2:46:54.012
My Hunter's Mark, can I transfer it

2:46:54.012,2:46:55.283
to that thing or do I have to -

2:46:55.283,2:46:56.702
Matt: Correct, you can, yes.

2:46:56.702,2:46:57.502
Laura: Yes!

2:46:57.502,2:46:58.862
Matt: Because this still part of the encounter which that.

2:46:58.862,2:47:00.342
Laura: (Sings.) Sweet!

2:47:00.342,2:47:01.490
Matt: So that is now marked with the hunter's mark.

2:47:01.490,2:47:02.982
Percy, you're up first.

2:47:02.982,2:47:03.842
Taliesin: Do I have to take new aim or

2:47:03.842,2:47:05.956
can I have myself already trained on -

2:47:05.956,2:47:06.982
Matt: You've had a moment to train.

2:47:06.982,2:47:08.685
You haven't seen the creature until it just burst out

2:47:08.685,2:47:10.040
so it would take you a round to aim.

2:47:10.040,2:47:11.385
Taliesin: I'm taking my round to aim.

2:47:11.385,2:47:12.642
Matt: Okay, so you're aiming.

2:47:12.642,2:47:16.713
That brings us to Tiberius.

2:47:16.713,2:47:18.582
Orion: What did you just-

2:47:18.582,2:47:20.742
Taliesin: I just took aim. Took aim.

2:47:20.742,2:47:22.903
Just a gun.

2:47:22.903,2:47:27.122
Marisha: "Just" a gun.

2:47:27.122,2:47:28.882
Taliesin: This gun doesn't do anything fancy.

2:47:28.882,2:47:30.790
Just shoots really far, really hard.

2:47:30.790,2:47:35.662
Orion: Okay! I'll do a... Scorching Ray.

2:47:35.662,2:47:37.780
Matt: Scorching Ray, all right.

2:47:37.780,2:47:38.702
It makes a saving throw -

2:47:38.702,2:47:39.842
It does not!

2:47:39.842,2:47:42.798
Rolled a 2, so full damage on it.

2:47:42.798,2:47:46.958
Orion: So two for four... let's shoot two of them right now,

2:47:46.958,2:47:48.770
right, three of them?

2:47:48.770,2:47:49.955
Matt: It's an aimed ray attack?

2:47:49.955,2:47:51.102
Orion: Yeah.

2:47:51.102,2:47:52.182
Matt: Then you have to roll for the attack.

2:47:52.182,2:47:54.902
So, roll a d20 and add your -

2:47:54.902,2:47:56.842
Travis: Roll high, roll high.

2:47:56.842,2:47:59.275
Matt: Top of your spell page.

2:47:59.275,2:48:00.567
Laura: Big roll, big roll, big roll.

2:48:00.567,2:48:02.061
Matt: Top of your spell page.

2:48:02.061,2:48:04.837
Orion: Oh! That's 23.

2:48:04.837,2:48:06.102
Matt: 23? 23 hits.

2:48:06.102,2:48:07.300
Orion: Yes, okay.

2:48:07.300,2:48:08.857
Matt: All right.

2:48:08.857,2:48:10.504
Orion: And then that's two d6… that's 12.

2:48:10.504,2:48:11.773
Matt: Twelve points of damage to the naga.

2:48:11.773,2:48:15.259
All right. That brings us to -

2:48:15.259,2:48:17.351
Orion: Wait. I roll for the second shot, right?

2:48:17.351,2:48:19.122
Matt: Yeah.

2:48:19.122,2:48:20.682
Orion: Okay, and that's a natural 20.

2:48:20.682,2:48:22.085
(all cheer)

2:48:22.085,2:48:24.389
Matt: Okay.

2:48:24.389,2:48:25.516
Okay, so you fire one beam off - (exploding sound) -

2:48:25.516,2:48:26.862
and it slams into the side of one of the naga heads.

2:48:26.862,2:48:28.362
The second you bring back and as you do there's a

2:48:28.362,2:48:30.122
flicker of arcane instability.

2:48:30.122,2:48:32.762
His arm shakes as he releases the surge of scorching

2:48:32.762,2:48:34.994
energy as it blasts into the side of the naga.

2:48:34.994,2:48:37.242
Also does not make a saving throw again!

2:48:37.242,2:48:38.277
Roll full damage.

2:48:38.277,2:48:40.862
Travis: Holy shit, Tiberius.

2:48:40.862,2:48:42.182
Taliesin: Oh my god.

2:48:42.182,2:48:43.031
Orion: Twelve.

2:48:43.031,2:48:43.709
Matt: Twelve?

2:48:43.709,2:48:44.462
Orion: Yeah.

2:48:44.462,2:48:46.298
Matt: Multiplied? Or did you roll a 12?

2:48:46.298,2:48:47.242
Orion: I rolled a 12.

2:48:47.242,2:48:48.362
Matt: Twelve. Times two. 24 points of damage.

2:48:48.362,2:48:51.387
Orion: Oh! I'm terrible at math!

2:48:51.387,2:48:52.622
Stay in school, kids!

2:48:52.622,2:48:54.184
(all laugh)

2:48:54.184,2:48:55.522
Matt: All right, so it just blasts into

2:48:55.522,2:48:56.589
the side of the naga heads.

2:48:56.589,2:48:58.742
Marisha: This is a good time to note our charity, 826 LA.

2:48:58.742,2:48:59.586
Sam: Not yet. Don't donate yet.

2:48:59.586,2:49:01.142
Sam: Donate next week.

2:49:01.142,2:49:05.581
Matt: Next week, there's things that you can donate to then.

2:49:05.581,2:49:07.662
All right, so that brings us to the end of Tiberius' turn.

2:49:07.662,2:49:09.042
You want to move at all, are you staying where you are?

2:49:09.042,2:49:10.237
Tiberius: I’ll stay right here.

2:49:10.237,2:49:11.579
Matt: All right Grog's up next, you're up.

2:49:11.579,2:49:12.602
Travis: Ladies first.

2:49:12.602,2:49:14.382
Laura: Oh! Oh! Me! Okay, I'm gonna shoot -

2:49:14.382,2:49:19.137
oh God, I didn't realise I was going so fast.

2:49:19.137,2:49:20.162
Matt: What did you roll for stealth by the way?

2:49:20.162,2:49:21.342
Laura: What?

2:49:21.342,2:49:23.602
Matt: What did you roll for stealth by the way?

2:49:23.602,2:49:25.280
Laura: I rolled a 20 for stealth!

2:49:25.280,2:49:26.582
Matt: Then yeah, he has no idea you're there.

2:49:26.582,2:49:27.656
Laura: Sweet!

2:49:27.656,2:49:30.142
Matt: He just sees the bear going - (bear growl)

2:49:30.142,2:49:33.219
Laura: Okay. Trinket's gonna hang out because

2:49:33.219,2:49:35.482
I don't want to - you know.

2:49:35.482,2:49:38.222
I'm going to shoot Conjure Barrage -

2:49:38.222,2:49:41.102
No, I'm just going to  shoot him twice.

2:49:41.102,2:49:42.423
Matt: All right, go for it!

2:49:42.423,2:49:43.142
Laura: All right.

2:49:43.142,2:49:44.273
Matt: Arrow once, arrow twice -

2:49:44.273,2:49:45.402
(arrow noises)

2:49:45.402,2:49:46.809
- Legolas style.

2:49:46.809,2:49:50.259
Laura: I am going to do the fire arrow thingy at it.

2:49:50.259,2:49:52.922
Matt: Okay, so using your bowstring.

2:49:52.922,2:49:55.102
Laura: The blazing bowstring, thank you Tiberius!

2:49:55.102,2:49:56.292
Matt: That he created and crafted!

2:49:56.292,2:49:59.032
All right so as you pull the second arrow out you nock it.

2:49:59.032,2:50:00.745
As you let it go it bursts into flames

2:50:00.745,2:50:02.182
arcing halfway through the air.

2:50:02.182,2:50:03.583
Laura: Okay.

2:50:03.583,2:50:04.862
Matt: What was your to hit roll on that?

2:50:04.862,2:50:05.542
Laura: 21?

2:50:05.542,2:50:06.042
Matt: 21 hits!

2:50:06.042,2:50:07.582
Laura: Okay.

2:50:07.582,2:50:09.021
Oh wait, that's a -

2:50:09.021,2:50:12.202
4 plus 7 is 11.

2:50:12.202,2:50:13.838
Sam: Don't forget your inspiration!

2:50:13.838,2:50:14.742
Matt: Well inspiration dice is to hit.

2:50:14.742,2:50:16.242
Sam: Oh, okay.

2:50:16.242,2:50:16.822
Laura: 11.

2:50:16.822,2:50:17.802
Matt: So, 11 points of damage.

2:50:17.802,2:50:19.928
Laura: For the first one, plus for the blazing bowstring

2:50:19.928,2:50:24.662
I can turn any arrow into a flaming arrow,

2:50:24.662,2:50:27.082
doing additional 10 fire damage.

2:50:27.082,2:50:28.525
Matt: Awesome.

2:50:28.525,2:50:29.622
Laura: So I'll roll that right now.

2:50:29.622,2:50:30.522
Matt: There you go.

2:50:30.522,2:50:32.802
Laura: Which is this. Which is a 7!

2:50:32.802,2:50:34.682
Matt: So an additional 7, so 18 total damage and that arrow -

2:50:34.682,2:50:36.159
(impact sound)

2:50:36.159,2:50:38.153
in the side of its body.

2:50:38.153,2:50:40.162
One of the serpent heads reels back from the pain.

2:50:40.162,2:50:41.459
Laura: Yeah! Screw you, Naga!

2:50:41.459,2:50:42.604
Matt: It begins snatching at where the arrow's now protruding from it,

2:50:42.604,2:50:43.695
trying to break it off.

2:50:43.695,2:50:46.542
Laura: And then I'm gonna roll again!

2:50:46.542,2:50:48.362
That's a 24!

2:50:48.362,2:50:49.302
Matt: That hits, go ahead and roll damage.

2:50:49.302,2:50:50.853
Laura: Awesome. That's an 8.

2:50:50.853,2:50:52.372
Matt: Grog, you're on deck.

2:50:52.372,2:50:53.816
Grog: I'm ready!

2:50:53.816,2:50:55.102
Laura: 7 plus 7 is 14!

2:50:55.102,2:50:56.800
Matt: 14 damage, all right. Both arrows -

2:50:56.800,2:50:57.782
(arrow impact sounds)

2:50:57.782,2:51:00.444
- sink into it. Definitely piercing through the scales a little bit,

2:51:00.444,2:51:02.011
but not sticking too deeply into its body;

2:51:02.011,2:51:03.622
it's definitely a hearty creature.

2:51:03.622,2:51:04.482
Grog, you're up!

2:51:04.482,2:51:06.982
Grog: Right, I would like to run around the other side of the rock,

2:51:06.982,2:51:11.382
raging, spit flying out my of my mouth!

2:51:11.382,2:51:12.769
And I would like to use the Chain of Returning,

2:51:12.769,2:51:14.239
also crafted by Tiberius,

2:51:14.239,2:51:15.502
attach it to the end of the great axe,

2:51:15.502,2:51:18.636
and throw it, from where I am, at the snake.

2:51:18.636,2:51:19.764
Matt: Okay.

2:51:19.764,2:51:20.830
Tiberius: Yeah!

2:51:20.830,2:51:22.542
Matt: He comes running around, rears back,

2:51:22.542,2:51:26.082
and takes his double-handed great axe and just lobs it overhand.

2:51:26.082,2:51:27.802
The chain, that's wrapped around your wrist,

2:51:27.802,2:51:30.082
keeping it attached to you, in some degree.

2:51:30.082,2:51:31.894
Go ahead and roll for the attack.

2:51:31.894,2:51:33.211
Travis: 8, 9, uh, 17!

2:51:33.211,2:51:34.828
Matt: 17?

2:51:34.828,2:51:36.441
It just hits!

2:51:36.441,2:51:40.961
Travis: All right, nice. That is... 15.

2:51:40.961,2:51:43.222
Matt: 15 points of damage.

2:51:43.222,2:51:47.382
As the axe embeds itself pretty deeply into the torso.

2:51:47.382,2:51:49.022
Laura: Oh! I didn't do my Hunter's Mark.

2:51:49.022,2:51:50.259
Matt: Roll Hunter's Mark damage right now.

2:51:50.259,2:51:52.038
Laura: Thank you. Thank you, chatroom!

2:51:52.038,2:51:54.102
(all laugh)

2:51:54.102,2:51:55.185
Laura: 6!

2:51:55.185,2:51:56.902
Matt: 6? Awesome. 6 damage. All right.

2:51:56.902,2:51:58.712
Travis: This says, 'An athletics-strength check is required

2:51:58.712,2:52:00.315
to pull the weapon free, the DC12?'

2:52:00.315,2:52:03.452
Matt: So, go ahead and roll an athletics check.

2:52:03.452,2:52:05.482
Travis: 12.

2:52:05.482,2:52:06.682
Matt: Roll a d20.

2:52:06.682,2:52:08.228
Travis: Oh, a d20.

2:52:08.228,2:52:09.502
Matt: It's a DC12.

2:52:09.502,2:52:13.216
Travis: Shit. Balls. Taint. 5.

2:52:13.216,2:52:14.522
Matt: Plus...

2:52:14.522,2:52:15.731
Travis: Plus what? Plus-

2:52:15.731,2:52:17.318
Matt: Plus your athletics!

2:52:17.318,2:52:21.154
Travis: Oh! Oh! That's bound to be good. Uh... 7! It's 12!

2:52:21.154,2:52:22.972
Matt: 12 is the DC! So yeah!

2:52:22.972,2:52:24.402
Travis: (elated laughter)

2:52:24.402,2:52:25.990
Matt: You pull back the chain and as you do,

2:52:25.990,2:52:27.622
the blade is resisting,

2:52:27.622,2:52:31.242
it's stuck in the torso and it actually - (whoosh) - and flies back,

2:52:31.242,2:52:32.582
and you just barely catch it.

2:52:32.582,2:52:33.707
Grog: Oh shit!

2:52:33.707,2:52:35.782
Marisha: I love your joy sounds!

2:52:35.782,2:52:38.242
Grog: Meant to do that!

2:52:38.242,2:52:39.216
Meant to do that of course.

2:52:39.216,2:52:40.862
Matt: Now it's its turn.

2:52:40.862,2:52:41.603
Sam: Oh Jesus.

2:52:41.603,2:52:42.654
Laura: Oh no!

2:52:42.654,2:52:44.405
Matt: (Slithering noises.)

2:52:44.405,2:52:45.412
Laura: (Nervous noises.) Oh no!

2:52:45.412,2:52:46.819
Grog: Yeah, yeah, come on!

2:52:46.819,2:52:48.882
Sam: What? Why me? No, that's not me, that's not me.

2:52:48.882,2:52:50.082
Matt: For its size, when it moves,

2:52:50.082,2:52:51.794
it moves in a burst of lightning energy.

2:52:51.794,2:52:55.342
It's too fast for its corpulent form.

2:52:55.342,2:52:58.042
As it goes behind to Keyleth and Tiberius,

2:52:58.042,2:53:02.478
it makes an attack with each of its five heads.

2:53:02.478,2:53:05.362
Two on Tiberius, three on Keyleth.

2:53:05.362,2:53:06.786
Remember, you guys have Stoneskin, so I believe

2:53:06.786,2:53:07.742
you have resistance against damage, right?

2:53:07.742,2:53:08.522
Orion: Oh, yes, I do.

2:53:08.522,2:53:10.602
Matt: All right. So. Against Keyleth, it's a natural 20.

2:53:10.602,2:53:13.935
Group: Oh no!

2:53:13.935,2:53:17.953
Matt: That's a 12 plus 7, that's gonna be a 19 to hit?

2:53:17.953,2:53:20.482
Marisha: Yeah.

2:53:20.482,2:53:22.038
Matt: And natural 20 again.

2:53:22.038,2:53:24.788
Marisha: What the fuck!

2:53:24.788,2:53:26.077
Matt: So, 2 critical hits, and a hit on you -

2:53:26.077,2:53:27.459
Travis: What is this bullshit?

2:53:27.459,2:53:29.177
Matt: - and on Tiberius, that's a 22 to hit.

2:53:29.177,2:53:32.975
And a 13 to hit.

2:53:32.975,2:53:33.942
Orion: One does, one does not.

2:53:33.942,2:53:35.722
Matt: Okay, cool.

2:53:35.722,2:53:37.934
Matt: So, against Keyleth, you take -

2:53:37.934,2:53:40.131
Marisha: I'm glad I cast Stoneskin.

2:53:40.131,2:53:41.947
Matt: I know. So you take half damage for these. Which is fine.

2:53:41.947,2:53:43.293
Marisha: Yeah.

2:53:43.293,2:53:45.164
Matt: So, you're looking at - that's 2 plus 4, that's 6, damage halved,

2:53:45.164,2:53:46.322
you take 3 damage.

2:53:46.322,2:53:48.882
Oh, sorry. 3 multiplied by 2 because it's a critical.

2:53:48.882,2:53:50.541
So you take 6 damage from the first strike.

2:53:50.541,2:53:52.675
Laura: That's nothing! 6 damage.

2:53:52.675,2:53:54.847
Matt: Not too bad. You take 7 damage from the second strike,

2:53:54.847,2:54:00.963
and another 6 damage from the 3rd strike.

2:54:00.963,2:54:03.422
Actually, it would have been 6, 4 and 6.

2:54:03.422,2:54:05.662
Because you have resistance on the damage 'cause of Stoneskin.

2:54:05.662,2:54:08.102
Marisha: 6, 4 and 6?

2:54:08.102,2:54:10.828
Matt: Yes. However, make a constitution saving throw.

2:54:10.828,2:54:12.847
As venom from the fangs of the Naga begin to

2:54:12.847,2:54:14.868
pulse into your bloodstream.

2:54:14.868,2:54:17.122
Marisha: Ah, I should have taken the poison resistance.

2:54:17.122,2:54:19.006
He talked me out of it.

2:54:19.006,2:54:20.088
Taliesin: Yeah, I talked her out of it.

2:54:20.088,2:54:22.543
Marisha: What am I - constitution.

2:54:22.543,2:54:24.451
Matt: Yeah, constitution saving throw.

2:54:24.451,2:54:28.149
Marisha: Fuck!

2:54:28.149,2:54:29.442
Matt: Natural 1?

2:54:29.442,2:54:32.642
Natural 1 on the constitution saving throw.

2:54:32.642,2:54:33.702
Laura: Oh no!

2:54:33.702,2:54:35.412
Marisha: It's a bad day.

2:54:35.412,2:54:37.622
Matt: You feel this burning pain pulse into your bloodstream,

2:54:37.622,2:54:39.181
as your whole body doubles over from the pain.

2:54:39.181,2:54:41.692
Sam: Keyleth dies in episode 1.

2:54:41.692,2:54:44.882
Matt: You suffer 31 points of poison damage.

2:54:44.882,2:54:47.682
Marisha: 31, on top of the 6, 4 and 6?

2:54:47.682,2:54:49.222
Matt: Yep.

2:54:49.222,2:54:50.422
Travis: Are you okay?

2:54:50.422,2:54:51.062
Matt: The poison damage is not halved

2:54:51.062,2:54:53.520
because it is not a physical attack on your body.

2:54:53.520,2:54:54.690
Laura: Is Keyleth unconscious?

2:54:54.690,2:54:57.337
Sam: No, she's ok.

2:54:57.337,2:55:02.700
Matt: Tiberius you take 13 points of damage halved by Stoneskin

2:55:02.700,2:55:05.362
so you take a total of seven.

2:55:05.362,2:55:07.410
And also make a constitution saving throw.

2:55:11.187,2:55:12.106
What'cha got?

2:55:14.885,2:55:16.085
Orion: It's a 16.

2:55:16.085,2:55:18.105
Matt: 16, you manage to physically resist

2:55:18.105,2:55:20.005
the poison in your system.

2:55:20.005,2:55:22.105
You feel that slight tinge, the muscles tense,

2:55:22.105,2:55:24.968
but then your dragonborn form begins to just

2:55:24.968,2:55:27.365
shrug off the effect of the venom.

2:55:27.365,2:55:29.593
Orion: Can I turn to him and blow fire out of my nostrils?

2:55:29.593,2:55:30.645
Matt: Sure.

2:55:30.645,2:55:32.345
Orion: That's what I do.

2:55:32.345,2:55:34.585
Matt: True dragonborn challenge.

2:55:34.585,2:55:35.825
That brings us to Vax.

2:55:35.825,2:55:38.265
Liam: Okay, I start jogging backwards.

2:55:38.265,2:55:41.505
Marisha: Took me down to 16 hit points.

2:55:41.505,2:55:43.280
Liam: And can I sneak attack while prone.

2:55:43.280,2:55:46.282
Matt: You're stealthed currently so you would

2:55:46.282,2:55:48.045
technically get a sneak attack

2:55:48.045,2:55:49.838
but you have to be in melee for you to get the other bonus.

2:55:49.838,2:55:51.325
So it would be sneak attack for this damage if you were to roll

2:55:51.325,2:55:52.931
or if you were to throw a dagger at it,

2:55:52.931,2:55:54.325
you would get the sneak attack.

2:55:54.325,2:55:56.279
Liam: Okay, so that means just one throw instead of two?

2:55:56.279,2:55:58.261
Matt: You can throw both daggers at it.

2:55:58.261,2:56:00.885
Liam: All right. I feel so inspired by Scanlan's bardic tunes -

2:56:00.885,2:56:02.305
Scanlan: (singing) Yeah!

2:56:02.305,2:56:04.525
Matt: You can add it after you make the roll by the way.

2:56:04.525,2:56:07.356
Laura: So if you do a really good roll then you don't need it.

2:56:07.356,2:56:09.785
Liam: Okay, 19 plus eleven is thirty.

2:56:09.785,2:56:13.105
Matt: And because you're a rogue isn't that critical for you?

2:56:13.105,2:56:15.215
Liam: Yeah. Oh, yeah.

2:56:15.215,2:56:19.325
Matt: Two criticals!

2:56:19.325,2:56:22.825
Liam: And the other one, the other one is a 16 plus, plus...

2:56:22.825,2:56:24.405
is a 26.

2:56:24.405,2:56:25.162
Matt: That also hits.

2:56:25.162,2:56:27.955
So you chuck both daggers out, they both arc around.

2:56:27.955,2:56:34.704
Liam:  I meant to say I was aiming at its eye,

2:56:34.704,2:56:36.325
the main head's eye.

2:56:36.325,2:56:38.283
Laura: No, you should've said that first.

2:56:38.283,2:56:40.765
Matt: For flavor it's fine. Just go ahead, it's fine.

2:56:40.765,2:56:42.105
Liam: All right, four.

2:56:42.105,2:56:43.065
Laura: Four!

2:56:43.065,2:56:46.685
Liam: Plus seven is eleven plus five...

2:56:46.685,2:56:50.907
18. 20. 20 times...

2:56:50.907,2:56:52.365
is 40 plus 4.

2:56:58.985,2:57:00.285
44, that's the first dagger?

2:57:00.285,2:57:01.326
Matt: Yeah, 44 damage.

2:57:01.326,2:57:02.559
Liam: 44.

2:57:02.559,2:57:03.218
Travis: Damn!

2:57:03.218,2:57:04.045
Matt: Rogues, man.

2:57:04.045,2:57:06.985
Marisha: Help me. Help.

2:57:06.985,2:57:09.018
Laura: That's just one dagger?

2:57:09.018,2:57:10.845
Liam: That's just one- 4 plus 2 is 6.

2:57:10.845,2:57:12.609
Is that sneak attack? No.

2:57:12.609,2:57:13.305
Matt: No, only one sneak attack per turn.

2:57:13.305,2:57:14.865
Liam: Okay.

2:57:14.865,2:57:16.645
Laura: 40 and then 6 on the other one.

2:57:16.645,2:57:18.996
Matt: All right, so one actually hit one of the heads,

2:57:18.996,2:57:21.605
one of the various naga heads directly into its face.

2:57:21.605,2:57:24.585
As it does  it goes through both eyes and you can see it begin

2:57:24.585,2:57:26.964
reeling from the attack.

2:57:28.671,2:57:29.835
It’s looking pretty rough actually.

2:57:29.835,2:57:32.364
Laura: Oh! Kill it!

2:57:32.364,2:57:34.037
Matt: You can see the stitches beginning to come apart at

2:57:34.037,2:57:36.384
some of the seams and you can see a black ichorous liquid

2:57:36.384,2:57:38.983
spill out from some of the suture marks.

2:57:38.983,2:57:40.344
Liam: And just a reminder the daggers, folks,

2:57:40.344,2:57:42.361
blink back to the belt on my waist.

2:57:42.361,2:57:43.612
(all laugh)

2:57:43.612,2:57:45.584
Matt: Because magic.

2:57:45.584,2:57:48.402
Magic rogue shit.

2:57:48.402,2:57:50.284
Matt: Keyleth, you're up.

2:57:50.284,2:57:51.799
Laura: Kill him, kill him!

2:57:51.799,2:58:00.384
Marisha: Okay, so I'm really upset, really hurting.

2:58:00.384,2:58:02.544
So out of anger I take my staff and I go - (bam) -

2:58:02.544,2:58:04.004
and I crack and do Thunderwave

2:58:04.004,2:58:05.944
pushing him back 15 feet.

2:58:05.944,2:58:06.994
Matt: All right.

2:58:06.994,2:58:08.771
Makes the saving throw.

2:58:08.771,2:58:10.515
But he gets pushed back, so he takes damage just half damage.

2:58:10.515,2:58:15.571
Marisha: Okay, 2d8. 6.

2:58:15.571,2:58:16.564
Matt: As you're setting up your gun

2:58:16.564,2:58:19.707
it gets slammed right point blank to you.

2:58:19.707,2:58:20.584
Marisha: Oh sorry.

2:58:20.584,2:58:23.150
Laura and Travis: No that's good!

2:58:23.150,2:58:24.318
Marisha: It takes 4 damage.

2:58:24.318,2:58:26.628
Matt: 4 damage, all righty.

2:58:26.628,2:58:31.066
Marisha: And then I'm going to turn into an eagle.

2:58:31.066,2:58:33.804
Sam: (laughs) As one does.

2:58:33.804,2:58:35.751
Matt: So we'll say for that, because I forgot to bring an eagle,

2:58:35.751,2:58:40.784
You're now a - (eagle sounds)

2:58:40.784,2:58:43.064
Marisha: And I -

2:58:43.064,2:58:44.384
I fly...

2:58:44.384,2:58:46.240
away.

2:58:46.240,2:58:46.564
Travis: Away.

2:58:46.564,2:58:48.144
(all laugh)

2:58:48.144,2:58:49.384
Orion: Away.

2:58:49.384,2:58:51.662
Keyleth: Far far away.

2:58:51.662,2:58:54.044
Tiberius: Where are you going?!

2:58:54.044,2:58:55.038
Laura: You got 4 damage, good job Keyleth.

2:58:55.038,2:58:58.244
Scanlan: Tell our story, Keyleth.

2:58:58.244,2:58:59.137
Marisha: And then I cry in the corner and

2:58:59.137,2:59:01.375
rock back and forth a little bit.

2:59:01.375,2:59:02.534
And that's my turn.

2:59:02.534,2:59:03.785
Matt: I forgot to mention you actually take half damage

2:59:03.785,2:59:05.024
for the saving throw for the venom

2:59:05.024,2:59:06.572
so you still would've taken

2:59:06.572,2:59:08.104
14 points of poison damage, so just mark that.

2:59:08.104,2:59:09.764
Orion: Okay.

2:59:09.764,2:59:11.184
Matt: It is half damage on a save.

2:59:11.184,2:59:14.032
Matt: All right, that brings us to Scanlan.

2:59:14.032,2:59:18.438
Sam: Can I bonus inspire myself?

2:59:18.438,2:59:20.364
Matt: Because you're Scanlan I'll say, yes.

2:59:20.364,2:59:21.844
(all laugh)

2:59:21.844,2:59:25.504
Matt: You have such a high opinion of yourself

2:59:25.504,2:59:28.155
that even you could inspire yourself.

2:59:28.155,2:59:29.865
So yes, why not.

2:59:29.865,2:59:33.364
Scanlan: (singing) It would help me to acquire some dice to inspire.

2:59:33.364,2:59:36.184
So I inspire myself first

2:59:36.184,2:59:38.983
and move 5 feet back so I'm on the same row as him.

2:59:38.983,2:59:40.346
Matt: There?

2:59:40.346,2:59:40.644
Sam: Not that far.

2:59:40.644,2:59:41.399
Matt: There.

2:59:41.399,2:59:42.944
Sam: Yes.

2:59:42.944,2:59:44.822
And them I'm going to cast Lightning Bolt at him.

2:59:44.822,2:59:47.097
Matt: Okay! Straight line that way?

2:59:47.097,2:59:47.784
Sam: Straight line, that way.

2:59:47.784,2:59:50.454
Matt: You don't have to roll to hit.

2:59:50.454,2:59:51.474
You just roll damage on that.

2:59:51.474,2:59:52.569
I make a saving throw.

2:59:52.569,2:59:53.424
Sam: Oh! I didn't even need to inspire.

2:59:53.424,2:59:55.164
Matt: What's your DC on the spell?

2:59:55.164,2:59:55.984
Top you your spell list.

2:59:55.984,2:59:57.304
Orion: 17.

2:59:57.304,2:59:58.381
Sam: Thank you.

2:59:58.381,3:00:00.173
Matt: 17? That's a failure on its saving throw.

3:00:00.173,3:00:02.219
Go ahead and roll 8d6.

3:00:02.219,3:00:04.211
Laura: 8d6?!

3:00:04.211,3:00:06.502
Kill him!

3:00:06.502,3:00:09.480
Matt: Bards. Gets spells from other classes.

3:00:09.480,3:00:12.504
Travis: If you kill, I will take a shit on this table.

3:00:12.504,3:00:15.226
Sam: 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 ,11, 12, 13, 14 -

3:00:15.226,3:00:17.627
Liam: It's gone.

3:00:17.627,3:00:19.360
Sam: 24!

3:00:19.360,3:00:19.860
Matt: 24 points of lightning damage.

3:00:19.860,3:00:20.574
Travis: No way.

3:00:20.574,3:00:21.342
Sam: Yes.

3:00:21.342,3:00:22.540
Marisha: Kill it, kill it.

3:00:22.540,3:00:24.060
Sam: (yells, turns into a sung note)

3:00:24.060,3:00:25.923
Matt: How do you want to do this?

3:00:25.923,3:00:30.552
(all yelling)

3:00:30.552,3:00:32.180
Marisha: Wait, wait! Is this the first time you've -

3:00:32.180,3:00:35.357
Sam: I've never killed anything before!

3:00:35.922,3:00:37.925
Travis: Never killed anything in two years!

3:00:37.939,3:00:38.857
Liam: Wait, wait.

3:00:38.857,3:00:41.079
For the people at home, we live to hear Matt say:

3:00:41.079,3:00:42.839
All: "How do you want to do this?"

3:00:42.839,3:00:45.093
Matt: I let the player describe their victory.

3:00:45.093,3:00:48.038
So, as you sing to yourself to bolster your arcane energy,

3:00:48.038,3:00:50.287
you release a sheer bolt of energy.

3:00:50.287,3:00:52.398
How do you want to do this?

3:00:52.398,3:00:57.654
Sam: The bolt of lightning begins in its tail and works its way up

3:00:57.654,3:00:59.224
through its spine,

3:00:59.224,3:01:02.053
slowly but painfully torturing it

3:01:02.053,3:01:05.389
as it slowly, slowly feels the effect

3:01:05.389,3:01:08.659
coursing through its evil body.

3:01:08.659,3:01:13.591
Matt: Because of your bardic ability to actually shape sound

3:01:13.591,3:01:14.919
from an arcane standpoint,

3:01:14.919,3:01:16.639
a lightning bolt should be an instant flash

3:01:16.639,3:01:19.179
of arcane energy, you actually cause it to crawl.

3:01:19.179,3:01:21.693
You control it as it begins to cascade up the torso

3:01:21.693,3:01:24.199
of this horrible abomination.

3:01:24.199,3:01:26.899
As it does you can see the bolts splinter and destroy

3:01:26.899,3:01:31.052
each suture wound as each of its begins to slough off

3:01:31.052,3:01:32.519
the rest of the torso until nothing is left but the single head

3:01:32.519,3:01:34.739
screaming into the air.

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As the bolt makes its way up the neck,

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its eyes burst out in a blast of energy.

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Matt: And the body falls limp to the ground.

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Sam: Can it have a lightning bolt shaped in an "S"?

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Matt: A Scanlan shaped lightning bolt

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is burned into the torso of the strange naga beast.

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(all cheer)

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Travis: Well done Scanlan, well done!

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Matt: As the dust settles, the adrenalin still pumping

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in your system Scanlan,

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all the rest of the dwarves begin stepping down,

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putting their crossbows down, looking down at the little gnome

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that created a storm from its hands and one of them

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pats him on the shoulder and goes:

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Dwarf: Well - well done.

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Scanlan: Thank you. Just promise me you'll tell Pike about this.

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Dwarf: Okay?

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Scanlan: Because it was really cool, right?

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Dwarf: That was pretty cool.

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Scanlan: Okay, good.

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Matt: All the dwarves look into the tunnel that it came from

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and the one that you spoke to earlier goes:

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Dwarf: So… that's the kind of thing that's been coming out of there.

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Vex: Lovely.

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Keyleth: Thanks for the heads up.

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Percy: That was really helpful.

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Matt: We'll go ahead and leave the game there for the night.

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(all cheer)

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Matt: All right folks, well done.

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Hope you guys had fun watching our first ever Critical Role.

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That was a good time so we'll be here next week on Thursday.

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7 o'clock though.

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Laura: 7 pm.

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Matt: Today was just a special early edition because

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all of Geek and Sundry is going to SXSW.

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Zac: Good Job, dude.

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Matt: Dude, thank you, Zac.

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Zac: This is fun, this is so much fun.

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Marisha: Hell yeah!

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Zac: This is the most fun I've had all week now

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until I die of stress behind the camera.

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Matt: Good! That's good.

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Zac: So guys, I hate to end it so abruptly

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but we're actually packing up the cameras

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that are filming me now, our unit, everything, lights,

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and getting on a plane and heading to SXSW.

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We may stream tomorrow, we may not, we're flying blind,

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we'll see what stuff looks like when we get there.

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But thank you guys so much and we'll be back next week, 7 pm.

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Matt: 7pm.

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Zac: Next week guys, it’s gonna be great.

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Matt: Thank you all for coming.