Yo
all the rappers claim to not give a fuck
step aside bitches
'cause I give the lowest amount of fuck humanly possible
what
I don't give a fuck
about anything, fuck everyone and fuck everything
what
I don't give a fuck
I literally don't give a fuck about anything
I don't give a fuck about motherfucking anything
people care about shit, I say fuck everything
fuck you, fuck me, fuck the sky, fuck trees, fuck the sun
I don't need heat or vitamin D
and fuck toasters, I don't need to cook my bread
and fuck coasters, I use a little plate instead
and fuck roosters, with your useless cook-a-doodle-do
we invented the alarm clocks, we not longer need you
don't give a fuck about chairs, I prefer to stand
and fuck air conditioners, I got a ceiling fan
and fuck the movie "The fan", starring Wesley Snipes
"Demolition Man" 's the only Snipe's movie I like
and fuck liking shit, I don't even like the stuff that I like
don't give a fuck about not liking all the shit I don't like
like tissues, fuck'em, I blow my nose on the couch
and fuck my nostrils and my sense of smell, I breathe through my mouth
Don't give a fuck about seeing, bitch, fuck my eyes
fuck visual perception, yo, I'd rather be blind
and fuck time, seconds are too short and minutes are a joke
and hours are way too long, they should be half an hour at most
and fuck coasts, don't give a fuck about where water meets land
and fuck boats, just 'cause you float you think you're so fucking bad
and fuck jokes, I don't need to be funny all the time
my dog has a tumor and he's probably gonna die, boy
I don't give a fuck
about anything, fuck everyone and fuck everything
what
I don't give a fuck
I literally don't give a fuck about anything
Walked into a coffee shop and ordered a cup
The girl said "small, medium, large?"
I said: "Bitch, I don't give a fuck"
She said: "I can't process your order if you don't pick a size"
I said: "Fine, I'll take a large, but I still don't give a fuck, alright?"
don't give a fuck about beverage size options motherfucker
and I don't give a fuck about liquids either
they're all wet and shit and tend to spill all over the place
like human semen when I get it all over my face
I'm not gay, I just don't give a fuck about straight sex
and fuck my dick I'll pee and cum out of my mouth instead
fuck biological functions, fuck the human body
I'd prefer the body of a bat and the head of a coyote
I'd call myself Bat-yodie and I'd fight crime at night
I know it's similar to Batman, but motherfuck copyright
I plagiarize all the time, I do it every day
'cause I'm on the right track baby, I was born this way
and fuck birth, entering the world of space and time is a bitch
searching for purpose in a random universe sucks dick
is it deterministic or am I free to choose my way?
did I choose to not give a fuck about icecube trays?
if I want ice I'll go to the fucking cornerstore and buy a bag
filling you up and waiting for the water to freeze is a motherfucking drag
you know what? Fuck the word "fuck", I don't need to use it
I'll replace it with the word "chainsaw" for this chorus
I don't give a chainsaw
about anything, chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything
what
I don't give a chainsaw
I literally don't give a chainsaw 'bout anything
if there were a contest to see who doesn't give a fuck the most
I wouldn't win cause I don't give a fuck about winning, yo
I don't even give a fuck about not giving a fuck
so I do give a fuck .. wait, what?
I give a fuck
about everything, I love everyone and care about everything
what
I give a fuck
I literally care about any motherfuckin' thing