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Yo

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all the rappers claim to not give a fuck

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step aside bitches

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'cause I give the lowest amount of fuck humanly possible

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what

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I don't give a fuck

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about anything, fuck everyone and fuck everything

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what

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I don't give a fuck

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I literally don't give a fuck about anything

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I don't give a fuck about motherfucking anything

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people care about shit, I say fuck everything

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fuck you, fuck me, fuck the sky, fuck trees, fuck the sun

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I don't need heat or vitamin D

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and fuck toasters, I don't need to cook my bread

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and fuck coasters, I use a little plate instead

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and fuck roosters, with your useless cook-a-doodle-do

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we invented the alarm clocks, we not longer need you

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don't give a fuck about chairs, I prefer to stand

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and fuck air conditioners, I got a ceiling fan

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and fuck the movie "The fan", starring Wesley Snipes

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"Demolition Man" 's the only Snipe's movie I like

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and fuck liking shit, I don't even like the stuff that I like

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don't give a fuck about not liking all the shit I don't like

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like tissues, fuck'em, I blow my nose on the couch

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and fuck my nostrils and my sense of smell, I breathe through my mouth

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Don't give a fuck about seeing, bitch, fuck my eyes

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fuck visual perception, yo, I'd rather be blind

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and fuck time, seconds are too short and minutes are a joke

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and hours are way too long, they should be half an hour at most

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and fuck coasts, don't give a fuck about where water meets land

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and fuck boats, just 'cause you float you think you're so fucking bad

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and fuck jokes, I don't need to be funny all the time

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my dog has a tumor and he's probably gonna die, boy

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I don't give a fuck

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about anything, fuck everyone and fuck everything

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what

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I don't give a fuck

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I literally don't give a fuck about anything

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Walked into a coffee shop and ordered a cup

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The girl said "small, medium, large?"

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I said: "Bitch, I don't give a fuck"

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She said: "I can't process your order if you don't pick a size"

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I said: "Fine, I'll take a large, but I still don't give a fuck, alright?"

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don't give a fuck about beverage size options motherfucker

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and I don't give a fuck about liquids either

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they're all wet and shit and tend to spill all over the place

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like human semen when I get it all over my face

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I'm not gay, I just don't give a fuck about straight sex

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and fuck my dick I'll pee and cum out of my mouth instead

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fuck biological functions, fuck the human body

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I'd prefer the body of a bat and the head of a coyote

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I'd call myself Bat-yodie and I'd fight crime at night

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I know it's similar to Batman, but motherfuck copyright

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I plagiarize all the time, I do it every day

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'cause I'm on the right track baby, I was born this way

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and fuck birth, entering the world of space and time is a bitch

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searching for purpose in a random universe sucks dick

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is it deterministic or am I free to choose my way?

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did I choose to not give a fuck about icecube trays?

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if I want ice I'll go to the fucking cornerstore and buy a bag

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filling you up and waiting for the water to freeze is a motherfucking drag

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you know what? Fuck the word "fuck", I don't need to use it

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I'll replace it with the word "chainsaw" for this chorus

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I don't give a chainsaw

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about anything, chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything

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what

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I don't give a chainsaw

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I literally don't give a chainsaw 'bout anything

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if there were a contest to see who doesn't give a fuck the most

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I wouldn't win cause I don't give a fuck about winning, yo

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I don't even give a fuck about not giving a fuck

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so I do give a fuck .. wait, what?

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I give a fuck

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about everything, I love everyone and care about everything

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what

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I give a fuck

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I literally care about any motherfuckin' thing