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[Upbeat strings]
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[Retching]
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- ♪ Thank you to the butterflies ♪
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♪ in my stomach. I haven't ♪
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♪ felt this nervous since I was a ♪
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♪ little fluffy down nesting. My- ♪
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♪ derring-do, ♪
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♪ is half disguised ♪
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♪ behind the smile, my beak is grinding ♪
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♪ everminding I swore I wouldn't dwell on the divorce! ♪
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♪ So for my own health, I remind myself- ♪
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♪ that when I see him, ♪
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♪ I know that it won’t feel so tough. ♪
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♪ I’ll believe him, and not the voice that says I’m not enough! ♪
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♪ No need for an arrangement, ♪
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♪ it can just be him and me. I'll set us free. ♪
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♪ How perfect it could be. ♪
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♪ When I see him tonight! ♪
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♪ See him tonight? ♪
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♪ Alright alright! ♪
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♪ It’s been a while since he's begged for attention. ♪
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♪ Are we okay? ♪
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♪ Heh, can’t really say. ♪
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♪ I’m getting by, by avoiding his questions. ♪
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♪ So complicated, I hate when it’s complicated! ♪
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♪ Why do I always end up in situations that are complicated? ♪
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♪ Here I go again getting in my head- ♪
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♪ so I’ll focus on the sexy stuff instead. ♪
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- ♪ When I see him! ♪ -
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- ♪ When I see him! ♪ BLITZØ: ♪ When I see him I’m gonna- ♪
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♪ do that thing he likes. ♪
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- ♪ I will change things! ♪ -
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- ♪ I will change things! ♪ BLITZØ: ♪ No need to change things, ♪
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♪ I’ll just bring the rope and spikes. ♪
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- [Spoken] Oh, gods!
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- ♪ We’ve got a nice arrangement, ♪
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♪ and it’s working out just fine. ♪
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♪ We’ll keep it light- ♪
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- ♪ I’ll fucking die alone if this goes bad- ♪
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[Together] - ♪ When I see him tonight! ♪
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- ♪ Am I doing something I can’t take back? ♪
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- ♪ Relax! ♪
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- ♪ Would he want me if he was free? ♪
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- ♪ We’re fine! ♪
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- ♪ And if he’s only here as a prisoner ♪
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♪ what kind of monster does that make me? ♪
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♪ My entire life’s been written in stone. ♪
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- ♪ We’re gonna bone! ♪
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- ♪ He taught me that I could choose! ♪
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- ♪ It’s cool! ♪
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- ♪ He deserves the choice to stay or go, ♪
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♪ though it scares me to think what I'd lose! ♪
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- ♪ Can’t wait to lose ourselves in ♪
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♪ nasty sex, and make that bird squawk! ♪
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- ♪ I really must confess... ♪ BLITZØ: ♪ We’ll just stick with ♪
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♪ what makes sense, ♪
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♪ like him sucking my- ♪
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STOLAS: ♪ God! This is the worst, ♪
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♪ waiting for the shoe to drop. ♪
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- ♪ Who needs words when you’ve got a mouthful of- ♪
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- ♪ Come to your senses! ♪ -
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- ♪ Come to your senses! ♪ BLITZØ: Then I’ll do that thing
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with my tongue where I- STOLAS: ♪ He’s worthy of your ♪
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♪ love and trust! ♪
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- ♪ I’ll eat his bird puss nice and rough! ♪
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- ♪ Tonight cannot come soon ♪ -
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- ♪ Tonight cannot come soon ♪ BLITZØ: ♪ He’ll be coming soon ♪
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[Together] - ♪ Enough! ♪
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- [Spoken] Oh yeah!
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- ♪ But when I see him, ♪
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♪ will it be tender, or be tough? ♪
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♪ Will it please him, ♪
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♪ or will I just be fucking it all up? ♪
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♪ Can this be a relationship, ♪
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♪ or am I still naive? ♪
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♪ I’ll set us free. ♪
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♪ Whatever it may be. ♪
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♪ When I see him, ♪
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[Spoken] tonight. ♪♪
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[Wheels squeaking]
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- My baby!
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Someone save my baby!
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[Tires squealing] [Cars honking]
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- Sure hope this glass doesn’t break.
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[Glass shattering] It broke!!!
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[Baby crying]
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- Oh thank you, thank you!
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How could I ever repay you?
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- No need ma’am. I was just in the right place at the right time.
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[Wheels squeaking]
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[Gasping]
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- Didja have to hug him so hard?
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I’m at underwear level you know.
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And that guy clearly hadn’t showered today.
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KEENIE: Oh stop complaining.
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I had to sell it, didn’t I?
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How’d we do Cletus?
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- Not great. Lets setup for another run.
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COLLIN: I don’t know Cletus,
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doesn’t this all seem a little…
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sinful?
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- We’ve been over this!
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We are still helping people!
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We just provided that man
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with an opportunity to be selfless and heroic.
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- After that performance?!
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He’s sure to get into Heaven! We just saved a soul!
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- Is… that how it works?
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- Don’t you think eternal salvation is worth
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twenty bucks and a “Queeznos” punch card?
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- I- I guess. It’s just…
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- You wanna eat, don’t you?
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Wanna live long enough to save more souls and earn our way back into Heaven?
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COLLIN: Of course. I just-
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- Well, then quiet your incessant whinging,
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and get back under that coat!
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We have- WA-OH!
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Ohhhh.
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[Electricity buzzing] [Keenie yelps]
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CLETUS: What?
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Where are we?
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- We ask the questions here,
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Hellspawn.
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- But I’m just a wittle baby, why would you-
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AGENT TWO: Drop the bullshit!
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We know you’re working for that demon filth.
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- Where’s your boss?
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- What boss?
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- This guy.
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- You know that… peanut head?
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- So that’s his name.
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- You know, I think,
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maybe we can help each other out here.
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- Sharp shooting there Mox, pro as usual.
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Millie, beautiful bloody mess in there. Mwah!
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What a great fucking day this is!
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[Blood dripping]
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- You sure seem in good spirits today, sir.
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It’s rare to see you wear something,
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not bad.
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- Well, it’s the, first of all fuck you, it’s the full moon.
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I gotta meet up with Stolas tonight. Felt like dressing up a little
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since it’s been a few months since I’ve been inside of his feathered ass.
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- A few months?!
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- Yeah, the bird started giving me
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more ways out of our monthly fuck sesh.
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He’d be all like-
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[Imitating Stolas] Oh Blitzy,
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I know it’s the full moon tonight,
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but you don’t have to come if you don’t want to, Blitzy.
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[Normal voice] So I've just been taking breaks from having to
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plow his feathered ass into his fancy ass mattress.
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- Eugh.
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TMI, sir.
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- Point being,
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tonight I feel like I could use a little fuckery.
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It’s been a good day, feeling like my stamina’s up.
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And I’m horny.
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- Oh shit. He’s getting bored of you.
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- Whaaaat?
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- Yeah, man.
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If someone wants to see you less and less-
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big red flag.
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If they give you chances to ditch they probably want out themselves.
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Just wanna be more passive aggressive about it.
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Dicks.
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- [Mocking Loona] Wanna be more passive aggressive-
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[Normal voice] How do you know, Loona?
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[Phone ringing]
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LOONA: ‘Cause I do that aaaall the time.
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[Phone beeping]
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- Well tits.
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Guess I finally gotta to do position 37 tonight.
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Don’t worry, though, this book ain't going nowhere
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if I have anything to fuck about it.
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I’ll dick him so good he’ll let us keep this thing another year easy.
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- Well I hope so, sir!
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Business has actually hit a peak,
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and it would be disastrous to lose what we worked for now.
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So fuck him good, sir.
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- Don’t worry Mox. By the end of the night I’ll have Stolas eating out of my ass.
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If the gag’ll let him!
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Ehhhh?! Ehhhh?!?!
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[Blitzø laughing]
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- Stooop.
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[Continued laughing]
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- Okay, grow up Mox.
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It’s what adults do, we’re horny.
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Mmfff-fuuuck me, Moxxie.
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We’ve used like all the shit in this box!
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I- If Stolas is bored after this I…
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I need to up the ante.
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Moxxie, I need you to hold down the fort, get some overdue paperwork done.
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- What overdue paperwork?
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- So why would a bunch of angels be looking for demons?
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- We just wanna get back into He-
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- [Interrupting] We’re exorcists!
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The flaming swords of the Heavens,
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here to strike them down with
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fiiiiiiery vengeance!
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- Ooh yeah! Yeah, yeah.
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We lay in wait for them to return to earth,
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so we might smite them once and for all! -
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so we might smite them once and for all! COLLIN: What are you guys talking abou-
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Oooow!!
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- Maybe you don’t have to wait.
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- Come with us.
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[Spooky sci-fi music]
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[Mechanical whirring]
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AGENT ONE: Since their assault on Compound X,
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our government has quadrupled our funding
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and allowed us unfettered access to the most
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bleeding edge military advancements.
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AGENT TWO: Demonic containment cells.
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Hellfire suppression suits.
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Camouflage exoskeletons.
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And a battalion of highly trained combat priests.
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All so we could finally utilize…
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this.
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CLETUS: What is it?
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- Our ticket...
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To the other side.
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AGENT ONE: An extra dimensional portal generator.
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This bad boy will allow us to open a door straight into hell
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where we plan on eliminating the demonic threat
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before they can tarnish this great country.
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Well, uh.
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Once we work out all the kinks, yeah.
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- Kinks?
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- So far we’ve only been able to open the portal about two feet in diameter.
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Hardly big enough to fit a child through.
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- And we can’t very well send children.
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Not after last time.
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[Children screaming]
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- Those god damn American heroes.
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- Honestly we’re not even sure that was hell we sent them to.
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Point is!
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We could use someone,
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or someones, with more experience.
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How about it little guys?
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[Agent One and Two together] - Wanna help us hunt some demon scum?
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[Cletus and Keenie together] - Fuck yeah!!
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[Cletus laughing]
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[Sci-fi battle music]
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[Explosion]
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[Jetpack whizzing]
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[Tracker device beeping]
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- Welcome, little one!
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What can I interest you in today?
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- I’m looking for a snazzy candle.
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One that screams “sexy.”
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You got anything that’ll get anyone in the mood, buddy?
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- Bitch, you’re in the Lust Ring!
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Everything here has sexy energy.
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But what kind of mood are you aiming for?
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- Just… Horny?
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Ho- reg- ve- very- very horny. Max horny.
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- They’re all horny! What’s the mood?
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- I don’t know!
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I’m a simple pervert imp, I just need something fucky.
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COLLIN: Oh, there he is!
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KEENIE: Let’s take him!!
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CLETUS: Hold on! Where’s the rest of them?
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He wasn’t alone before!
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I say we follow him for a bit; make sure he’s by himself.
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- Cletus, if we don’t do this we’re never getting back into Heaven!
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- Which is why we have to make sure this goes smoooothly!
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We have only one shot!
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It has to be perfect.
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- Do you know the measurements of the other one?
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- Eh, not really, but he’s tall as shit.
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- Well, we have some pretty long harnesses.
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Also can’t go wrong with something that stretches.
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- Ooh that is fancy, alright, I’m into it.
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- Sweet Heavens, what kind of store is this?
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KEENIE: This guy truly is a SICKO!
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SPIDER: Can I help you all?
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[Keenie, Cletus, and Collin scream]
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- Hello, fellow vile hellbeast.
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We are on a tot-ally normal demon day.
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Just out lookin’ to get some good tormenting in.
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We need some good tooor…
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[Gasps]
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torture supplies.
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- Well you have come to the right place
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my slightly robotic looking friend. [Cletus gulps]
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- What kind of torturing are we looking to do?
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- Oh! You know. Just your standard… pain.
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- As long as it doesn’t hurt too much.
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Like-
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Do you have any harshly worded bumper stickers?
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- Uhhhhh.
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- Or something for a mild spanking?
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- Oh! That we have in spades!
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We got your floggers, your crops, your whips, your whisks.
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Studded, un-studded, wooden, leather, titanium, brimstone, what are you into?
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[Lone bird call]
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- I don’t know if that’s exactly what we’re lookin’ for.
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What was that ooother horrid hellspawn lookin’ at?
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- Oh, just some of those.
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[Jetpacks whirring]
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- Cletus, he’s clearly on his way to claim
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another innocent earthly soul in some
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sick barbaric fashion, we have to stop him!
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- Not yet! We have to wait...
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For our moment.
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- Y'know, thanks for doing me this solid, Fizz.
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I gotta get the good shit for tonight and
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I know you and Ozz make the best toys in town.
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- I got you buddy!
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We have some new prototypes that I think will get the job done
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for a fancy gentleman like yourself.
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Now, we have got these new beads- oooh.
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They’re made of real obsidian.
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- Oh, its beautiful, but you know, Stolas never really seemed into the beaaads.
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- Alrighty, not into the beads, I get it.
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Fancier then!
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We have some stylish blindfolds?
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Our new collection has encrusted jewels.
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- Oh shit, those are niiice.
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- And if you’re feeling really frisky,
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we have the new…
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Dragon Driller 5000!
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Now with vibration!
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[Engine revving] [Fizz laughing]
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- There we go! That’s his speed,
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I will take that.
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- Heavens, what is this place?
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It’s so heavily guarded.
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- A-armory? War room?
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- Quiet!
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Don’t you realize, stealth is our greaaatest advantage here?
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PASSERBY: Oh darling look, voyeurs!
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Positively adorable, darling.
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COLLIN: I think he’s comin int-
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OH GOD what’s that?!
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- Deeeaarr gooood.
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KEENIE: He’s gonna use THAT?
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On an innocent PERSON?
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We have to stop him NOW!
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- You’re right!
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Okay guys, it’s time.
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Now’s our moment.
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Remember everything that horny little fudge knuckle did to us because now…
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we make him pay.
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For the humans,
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for the heavens,
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and most of all, for us!
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Let's go kick some ass!
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LET’S FUCK 'EM UP!
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[Heavy thud]
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- What? How did you-
00:14:49.315 --> 00:14:50.329
oh no!
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- Find ‘ya?
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We were already following our dumbass boss
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to make sure he doesn’t fuck up and lose our meal ticket.
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MOXXIE: And you weren’t exactly covert.
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LOONA: Got a lotta nerve coming to our neighborhood after the
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ass kicking you took last time.
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- A lot of nerve,
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and a lot of upgrades, mutt!
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[Missile fire]
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[Explosion]
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CLETUS: The boss!
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Get their boss!
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LOONA: No you don’t, bitch!
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[Gunfire]
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- Hey, wake up asshole.
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[Moxxie grunting]
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[Loona growling]
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[Gun cocks]
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[Rapid gunfire]
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[Millie grunts]
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[Keenie grunts]
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MILLIE: Sorry hun,
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you can play as me,
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but that don’t mean you’re anywhere close.
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Ah!
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[Metal scraping]
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[Keenie and Millie grunting]
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[Shrieking]
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[Keenie growling]
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- Mox!
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[Gun cocks]
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- Welcome to hell, bitch!
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[Moxxie screams]
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[Cletus groaning]
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CLETUS: Wait- wait!
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CLETUS: [distant] WHYYY GOD!
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[Rapid gunfire]
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[Keenie and Moxxie screaming]
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[Explosion]
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[Keenie and Moxxie screaming]
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[Moxxie and Millie Moaning]
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[Cletus groaning]
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[Keenie shrieks]
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[Cherubs all groaning in pain]
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AGENT TWO: Soooo.
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How’d it go?
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[Bag jingling]
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BLITZØ: Hidey-ha-hoo-ha, Stolas.
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Guess what I got for us?
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I got lots of funnnn shit for us to
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play with tonight!
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Like this extra large candle that smells like
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[Sniffs]
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horny!
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I gooot...
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I got, what- whatever, uhh, this…
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lil' guy is.
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But I’m sure there’s someplace in your cloaca we can stick it.
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Aaand look at this bad boy!
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[Engine revving, maniacal laughter]
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- Do you- [clears throat]
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Do you have my book, Blitz?
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- Yeah, uh- [Engine stops] Yeah. Yeah I- I it's...
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right here, I always bring it. Why do you…
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STOLAS: I need it back.
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Permanently.
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- Now- n-now, ho- hold on Stolas, come on.
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Is this because I’ve taken up skipping a few rounds with you in bed
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because I’m busy?
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That ain’t fair.
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Alright, now I-I- I can still hold up my end of the bargain!
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Alright? L-let me show you a good time tonight.
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You know I caaan.
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- Please don’t say it like that, Blitz. I-
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- Come oooon, bitch!
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You know I don’t disappoint.
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- No no, no. No.
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There’s no need.
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I’ve made up my mind.
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- Stolas, please, don- I-I need this book.
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Please!
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I need this book, Stolas.
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I will do anything.
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- This...
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Is an Asmodean crystal.
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It’s registered in your name.
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- Aaa what?
00:18:56.271 --> 00:19:00.612
- Asmodeus has his demons legally travel to earth for work all the time.
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I made the case for you to own one.
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You will be technically under his jurisdiction,
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but you will be able to go anywhere you want in the human realm
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without fear of consequence.
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Without breaking demon law.
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You no longer need my grimoire.
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- Whaaat?
00:19:18.157 --> 00:19:19.278
STOLAS: You…
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no longer have any obligation to see me,
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to touch me…
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to bed me. You are-
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you are free of me.
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- I… don’t understand.
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Why are you giving me this?
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Am I not, like, fucking you good enough?
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Because I- I can always, I can always do better.
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- Blitz,
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I’m giving you this because
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I care...
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Very deeply for you.
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And I have for some time.
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But this… transactional thing we have.
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It’s not right anymore, it hasn’t been.
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It never was.
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And now,
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all I can see is how wrong it is to be so
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tethered to someone in such an unfair way,
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and not know how they feel.
00:20:01.942 --> 00:20:05.229
But, I want you to continue to…
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be who you are.
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Your business.
00:20:09.128 --> 00:20:11.428
You don’t have to stay here with me.
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But I want you to.
00:20:17.586 --> 00:20:20.056
I want you to stay here with me…
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because you want to.
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Only if you want to.
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- Oooh 'kay. Alright. You’re fucking with me!
00:20:28.386 --> 00:20:31.385
This is an interesting roleplay, never done this one, but I can get into it.
00:20:31.386 --> 00:20:32.713
Alright, how does this- okay.
00:20:32.714 --> 00:20:33.798
Oh, Stolas!
00:20:33.799 --> 00:20:37.127
I’ll stay with you, I love you sooo much! I-
00:20:37.128 --> 00:20:38.785
- Thank you, Blitz.
00:20:39.542 --> 00:20:40.513
For…
00:20:40.515 --> 00:20:42.328
awakening me.
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For making me…
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so happy.
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Even if only for a little while.
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I wish you the best with your business.
00:20:51.815 --> 00:20:53.385
- Wait, what?
00:20:53.386 --> 00:20:54.770
You were serious?
00:20:55.013 --> 00:20:57.170
Ho-oh. Hold on now Stolas. What the fuck?
00:20:57.172 --> 00:20:59.342
- I have my answer, Blitz.
00:20:59.929 --> 00:21:01.528
You needn’t say anything.
00:21:02.213 --> 00:21:04.671
I have wanted you for so long.
00:21:04.672 --> 00:21:07.799
The fact that you couldn't believe that I might have these feelings about you,
00:21:07.800 --> 00:21:10.842
that your first instinct is that it’s always…
00:21:11.457 --> 00:21:12.871
about sex.
00:21:14.614 --> 00:21:16.528
That’s enough to know what this is.
00:21:16.529 --> 00:21:17.241
- What?!
00:21:17.242 --> 00:21:18.798
Fuck you, Stolas!
00:21:18.799 --> 00:21:21.557
You spring this feelings bullshit on me, are you
00:21:21.557 --> 00:21:23.355
FUCKING KIDDING?!
00:21:23.356 --> 00:21:24.184
Can I get a
00:21:24.185 --> 00:21:27.570
FUCKING minute to think after everything
00:21:27.571 --> 00:21:29.085
you put me through you
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POMPUS,
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RICH
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[Voice echoing] ASSHOLE!
00:21:32.913 --> 00:21:35.500
Treat me like one of your little butler imps!
00:21:35.500 --> 00:21:37.670
You can’t just dismiss me like that!
00:21:37.671 --> 00:21:41.514
I mean you royal fucks think you can do this every time.
00:21:41.515 --> 00:21:46.086
Like you can just play with our feelings because we’re smaller and not as important!
00:21:46.086 --> 00:21:49.056
Well I’m not letting you, bitch!
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[Voice echoing] LET’S GO!
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- Blitz,
00:21:57.144 --> 00:22:00.128
I think so very highly of you.
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[Crying] I didn’t realize you think so low of me.
00:22:03.630 --> 00:22:05.243
[Sniffles]
00:22:05.446 --> 00:22:07.121
Goodbye, Blitz.
00:22:07.328 --> 00:22:09.385
- Stolas, wait! I’m s-
00:22:10.656 --> 00:22:12.138
What...
00:22:12.429 --> 00:22:13.343
the…
00:22:14.257 --> 00:22:17.171
FUUUUCK!!