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[Upbeat strings]
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[Retching]
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- ♪ Thank you to the butterflies ♪
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♪ in my stomach. I haven't ♪
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♪ felt this nervous since I was a ♪
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♪ little fluffy down nesting. My- ♪
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♪ derring-do, ♪
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♪ is half disguised ♪
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♪ behind the smile, my beak is grinding ♪
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♪ everminding I swore I wouldn't dwell on the divorce! ♪
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♪ So for my own health, I remind myself- ♪
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♪ that when I see him, ♪
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♪ I know that it won’t feel so tough. ♪
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♪ I’ll believe him, and not the voice that says I’m not enough! ♪
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♪ No need for an arrangement, ♪
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♪ it can just be him and me. I'll set us free. ♪
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♪ How perfect it could be. ♪
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♪ When I see him tonight! ♪
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♪ See him tonight? ♪
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♪ Alright alright! ♪
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♪ It’s been a while since he's begged for attention. ♪
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♪ Are we okay? ♪
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♪ Heh, can’t really say. ♪
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♪ I’m getting by, by avoiding his questions. ♪
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♪ So complicated, I hate when it’s complicated! ♪
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♪ Why do I always end up in situations that are complicated? ♪
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♪ Here I go again getting in my head- ♪
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♪ so I’ll focus on the sexy stuff instead. ♪
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- ♪ When I see him! ♪ -
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- ♪ When I see him! ♪ BLITZØ: ♪ When I see him I’m gonna- ♪
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♪ do that thing he likes. ♪
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- ♪ I will change things! ♪ -
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- ♪ I will change things! ♪ BLITZØ: ♪ No need to change things, ♪
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♪ I’ll just bring the rope and spikes. ♪
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- [Spoken] Oh, gods!
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- ♪ We’ve got a nice arrangement, ♪
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♪ and it’s working out just fine. ♪
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♪ We’ll keep it light- ♪
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- ♪ I’ll fucking die alone if this goes bad- ♪
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[Together] - ♪ When I see him tonight! ♪
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- ♪ Am I doing something I can’t take back? ♪
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- ♪ Relax! ♪
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- ♪ Would he want me if he was free? ♪
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- ♪ We’re fine! ♪
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- ♪ And if he’s only here as a prisoner ♪
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♪ what kind of monster does that make me? ♪
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♪ My entire life’s been written in stone. ♪
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- ♪ We’re gonna bone! ♪
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- ♪ He taught me that I could choose! ♪
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- ♪ It’s cool! ♪
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- ♪ He deserves the choice to stay or go, ♪
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♪ though it scares me to think what I'd lose! ♪
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- ♪ Can’t wait to lose ourselves in ♪
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♪ nasty sex, and make that bird squawk! ♪
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- ♪ I really must confess... ♪ BLITZØ: ♪ We’ll just stick with ♪
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♪ what makes sense, ♪
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♪ like him sucking my- ♪
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STOLAS: ♪ God! This is the worst, ♪
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♪ waiting for the shoe to drop. ♪
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- ♪ Who needs words when you’ve got a mouthful of- ♪
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- ♪ Come to your senses! ♪ -
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- ♪ Come to your senses! ♪ BLITZØ: Then I’ll do that thing
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with my tongue where I- STOLAS: ♪ He’s worthy of your ♪
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♪ love and trust! ♪
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- ♪ I’ll eat his bird puss nice and rough! ♪
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- ♪ Tonight cannot come soon ♪ BLITZØ: ♪ He’ll be coming soon ♪
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[Together] - ♪ Enough! ♪
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- [Spoken] Oh yeah!
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- ♪ But when I see him, ♪
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♪ will it be tender, or be tough? ♪
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♪ Will it please him, ♪
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♪ or will I just be fucking it all up? ♪
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♪ Can this be a relationship, ♪
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♪ or am I still naive? ♪
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♪ I’ll set us free. ♪
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♪ Whatever it may be. ♪
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♪ When I see him, ♪
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[Spoken] tonight. ♪♪
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[Wheels squeaking]
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- My baby!
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Someone save my baby!
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[Tires squealing] [Cars honking]
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- Sure hope this glass doesn’t break.
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[Glass shattering] It broke!!!
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[Baby crying]
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- Oh thank you, thank you!
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How could I ever repay you?
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- No need ma’am. I was just in the right place at the right time.
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[Wheels squeaking]
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[Gasping]
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- Didja have to hug him so hard?
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I’m at underwear level you know.
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And that guy clearly hadn’t showered today.
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KEENIE: Oh stop complaining.
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I had to sell it, didn’t I?
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How’d we do Cletus?
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- Not great. Lets setup for another run.
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COLLIN: I don’t know Cletus,
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doesn’t this all seem a little…
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sinful?
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- We’ve been over this!
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We are still helping people!
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We just provided that man
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with an opportunity to be selfless and heroic.
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- After that performance?!
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He’s sure to get into Heaven! We just saved a soul!
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- Is… that how it works?
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- Don’t you think eternal salvation is worth
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twenty bucks and a “Queeznos” punch card?
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- I- I guess. It’s just…
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- You wanna eat, don’t you?
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Wanna live long enough to save more souls and earn our way back into Heaven?
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COLLIN: Of course. I just-
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- Well, then quiet your incessant whinging,
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and get back under that coat!
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We have- WA-OH!
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Ohhhh.
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[Electricity buzzing] [Keenie yelps]
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CLETUS: What?
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Where are we?
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- We ask the questions here,
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Hellspawn.
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- But I’m just a wittle baby, why would you-
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AGENT TWO: Drop the bullshit!
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We know you’re working for that demon filth.
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- Where’s your boss?
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- What boss?
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- This guy.
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- You know that… peanut head?
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- So that’s his name.
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- You know, I think,
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maybe we can help each other out here.
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- Sharp shooting there Mox, pro as usual.
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Millie, beautiful bloody mess in there. Mwah!
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What a great fucking day this is!
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[Blood dripping]
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- You sure seem in good spirits today, sir.
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It’s rare to see you wear something,
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not bad.
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- Well, it’s the, first of all fuck you, it’s the full moon.
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I gotta meet up with Stolas tonight. Felt like dressing up a little
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since it’s been a few months since I’ve been inside of his feathered ass.
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- A few months?!
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- Yeah, the bird started giving me
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more ways out of our monthly fuck sesh.
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He’d be all like-
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[Imitating Stolas] Oh Blitzy,
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I know it’s the full moon tonight,
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but you don’t have to come if you don’t want to, Blitzy.
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[Normal voice] So I've just been taking breaks from having to
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plow his feathered ass into his fancy ass mattress.
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- Eugh.
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TMI, sir.
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- Point being,
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tonight I feel like I could use a little fuckery.
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It’s been a good day, feeling like my stamina’s up.
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And I’m horny.
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- Oh shit. He’s getting bored of you.
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- Whaaaat?
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- Yeah, man.
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If someone wants to see you less and less-
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big red flag.
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If they give you chances to ditch they probably want out themselves.
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Just wanna be more passive aggressive about it.
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Dicks.
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- [Mocking Loona] Wanna be more passive aggressive-
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[Normal voice] How do you know, Loona?
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[Phone ringing]
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LOONA: ‘Cause I do that aaaall the time.
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[Phone beeping]
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- Well tits.
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Guess I finally gotta to do position 37 tonight.
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Don’t worry, though, this book ain't going nowhere
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if I have anything to fuck about it.
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I’ll dick him so good he’ll let us keep this thing another year easy.
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- Well I hope so, sir!
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Business has actually hit a peak,
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and it would be disastrous to lose what we worked for now.
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So fuck him good, sir.
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- Don’t worry Mox. By the end of the night I’ll have Stolas eating out of my ass.
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If the gag’ll let him!
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Ehhhh?! Ehhhh?!?!
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[Blitzø laughing]
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- Stooop.
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[Continued laughing]
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- Okay, grow up Mox.
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It’s what adults do, we’re horny.
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Mmfff-fuuuck me, Moxxie.
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We’ve used like all the shit in this box!
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I- If Stolas is bored after this I…
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I need to up the ante.
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Moxxie, I need you to hold down the fort, get some overdue paperwork done.
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- What overdue paperwork?
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- So why would a bunch of angels be looking for demons?
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- We just wanna get back into He-
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- [Interrupting] We’re exorcists!
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The flaming swords of the Heavens,
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here to strike them down with
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fiiiiiiery vengeance!
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- Ooh yeah! Yeah, yeah.
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We lay in wait for them to return to earth,
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so we might smite them once and for all! -
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so we might smite them once and for all! COLLIN: What are you guys talking abou-
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Oooow!!
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- Maybe you don’t have to wait.
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- Come with us.
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[Spooky sci-fi music]
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[Mechanical whirring]
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AGENT ONE: Since their assault on Compound X,
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our government has quadrupled our funding
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and allowed us unfettered access to the most
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bleeding edge military advancements.
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AGENT TWO: Demonic containment cells.
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Hellfire suppression suits.
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Camouflage exoskeletons.
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And a battalion of highly trained combat priests.
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All so we could finally utilize…
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this.
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CLETUS: What is it?
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- Our ticket...
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To the other side.
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AGENT ONE: An extra dimensional portal generator.
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This bad boy will allow us to open a door straight into hell
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where we plan on eliminating the demonic threat
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before they can tarnish this great country.
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Well, uh.
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Once we work out all the kinks, yeah.
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- Kinks?
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- So far we’ve only been able to open the portal about two feet in diameter.
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Hardly big enough to fit a child through.
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- And we can’t very well send children.
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Not after last time.
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[Children screaming]
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- Those god damn American heroes.
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- Honestly we’re not even sure that was hell we sent them to.
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Point is!
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We could use someone,
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or someones, with more experience.
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How about it little guys?
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[Agent One and Two together] - Wanna help us hunt some demon scum?
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[Cletus and Keenie together] - Fuck yeah!!
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[Cletus laughing]
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[Sci-fi battle music]
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[Explosion]
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[Jetpack whizzing]
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[Tracker device beeping]
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- Welcome, little one!
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What can I interest you in today?
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- I’m looking for a snazzy candle.
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One that screams “sexy.”
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You got anything that’ll get anyone in the mood, buddy?
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- Bitch, you’re in the Lust Ring!
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Everything here has sexy energy.
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But what kind of mood are you aiming for?
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- Just… Horny?
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Ho- reg- ve- very- very horny. Max horny.
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- They’re all horny! What’s the mood?
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- I don’t know!
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I’m a simple pervert imp, I just need something fucky.
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COLLIN: Oh, there he is!
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KEENIE: Let’s take him!!
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CLETUS: Hold on! Where’s the rest of them?
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He wasn’t alone before!
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I say we follow him for a bit; make sure he’s by himself.
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- Cletus, if we don’t do this we’re never getting back into Heaven!
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- Which is why we have to make sure this goes smoooothly!
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We have only one shot!
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It has to be perfect.
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- Do you know the measurements of the other one?
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- Eh, not really, but he’s tall as shit.
272
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- Well, we have some pretty long harnesses.
273
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Also can’t go wrong with something that stretches.
274
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- Ooh that is fancy, alright, I’m into it.
275
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- Sweet Heavens, what kind of store is this?
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KEENIE: This guy truly is a SICKO!
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SPIDER: Can I help you all?
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[Keenie, Cletus, and Collin scream]
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- Hello, fellow vile hellbeast.
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We are on a tot-ally normal demon day.
281
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Just out lookin’ to get some good tormenting in.
282
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We need some good tooor…
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[Gasps]
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torture supplies.
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- Well you have come to the right place
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my slightly robotic looking friend. [Cletus gulps]
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- What kind of torturing are we looking to do?
288
00:12:02,399 --> 00:12:05,471
- Oh! You know. Just your standard… pain.
289
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- As long as it doesn’t hurt too much.
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Like-
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Do you have any harshly worded bumper stickers?
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- Uhhhhh.
293
00:12:12,256 --> 00:12:14,513
- Or something for a mild spanking?
294
00:12:14,528 --> 00:12:16,275
- Oh! That we have in spades!
295
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We got your floggers, your crops, your whips, your whisks.
296
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Studded, un-studded, wooden, leather, titanium, brimstone, what are you into?
297
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[Lone bird call]
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- I don’t know if that’s exactly what we’re lookin’ for.
299
00:12:28,429 --> 00:12:32,070
What was that ooother horrid hellspawn lookin’ at?
300
00:12:32,072 --> 00:12:33,879
- Oh, just some of those.
301
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[Jetpacks whirring]
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- Cletus, he’s clearly on his way to claim
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another innocent earthly soul in some
304
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sick barbaric fashion, we have to stop him!
305
00:12:47,315 --> 00:12:50,029
- Not yet! We have to wait...
306
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For our moment.
307
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- Y'know, thanks for doing me this solid, Fizz.
308
00:12:54,615 --> 00:12:55,956
I gotta get the good shit for tonight and
309
00:12:55,957 --> 00:12:57,971
I know you and Ozz make the best toys in town.
310
00:12:57,971 --> 00:12:59,014
- I got you buddy!
311
00:12:59,014 --> 00:13:01,885
We have some new prototypes that I think will get the job done
312
00:13:01,886 --> 00:13:04,033
for a fancy gentleman like yourself.
313
00:13:16,370 --> 00:13:19,813
Now, we have got these new beads- oooh.
314
00:13:19,815 --> 00:13:21,698
They’re made of real obsidian.
315
00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:24,843
- Oh, its beautiful, but you know, Stolas never really seemed into the beaaads.
316
00:13:24,844 --> 00:13:26,971
- Alrighty, not into the beads, I get it.
317
00:13:26,971 --> 00:13:27,968
Fancier then!
318
00:13:27,971 --> 00:13:30,456
We have some stylish blindfolds?
319
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Our new collection has encrusted jewels.
320
00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:36,559
- Oh shit, those are niiice.
321
00:13:36,559 --> 00:13:39,213
- And if you’re feeling really frisky,
322
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we have the new…
323
00:13:40,772 --> 00:13:43,400
Dragon Driller 5000!
324
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Now with vibration!
325
00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:48,329
[Engine revving] [Fizz laughing]
326
00:13:48,330 --> 00:13:50,186
- There we go! That’s his speed,
327
00:13:50,187 --> 00:13:52,186
I will take that.
328
00:13:55,956 --> 00:13:59,043
- Heavens, what is this place?
329
00:13:59,043 --> 00:14:00,856
It’s so heavily guarded.
330
00:14:00,857 --> 00:14:03,441
- A-armory? War room?
331
00:14:03,442 --> 00:14:04,143
- Quiet!
332
00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:07,966
Don’t you realize, stealth is our greaaatest advantage here?
333
00:14:07,971 --> 00:14:09,942
PASSERBY: Oh darling look, voyeurs!
334
00:14:09,943 --> 00:14:12,841
Positively adorable, darling.
335
00:14:14,971 --> 00:14:16,000
COLLIN: I think he’s comin int-
336
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,842
OH GOD what’s that?!
337
00:14:18,842 --> 00:14:20,942
- Deeeaarr gooood.
338
00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:22,756
KEENIE: He’s gonna use THAT?
339
00:14:22,758 --> 00:14:24,970
On an innocent PERSON?
340
00:14:24,971 --> 00:14:26,629
We have to stop him NOW!
341
00:14:26,629 --> 00:14:27,442
- You’re right!
342
00:14:27,442 --> 00:14:28,855
Okay guys, it’s time.
343
00:14:28,856 --> 00:14:30,242
Now’s our moment.
344
00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:34,999
Remember everything that horny little fudge knuckle did to us because now…
345
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,712
we make him pay.
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00:14:36,714 --> 00:14:37,899
For the humans,
347
00:14:37,899 --> 00:14:38,956
for the heavens,
348
00:14:38,956 --> 00:14:40,956
and most of all, for us!
349
00:14:40,956 --> 00:14:43,143
Let's go kick some ass!
350
00:14:43,144 --> 00:14:44,643
LET’S FUCK 'EM UP!
351
00:14:44,644 --> 00:14:46,466
[Heavy thud]
352
00:14:48,071 --> 00:14:49,314
- What? How did you-
353
00:14:49,315 --> 00:14:50,329
oh no!
354
00:14:50,330 --> 00:14:51,357
- Find ‘ya?
355
00:14:51,357 --> 00:14:53,128
We were already following our dumbass boss
356
00:14:53,129 --> 00:14:56,028
to make sure he doesn’t fuck up and lose our meal ticket.
357
00:14:57,086 --> 00:14:59,863
MOXXIE: And you weren’t exactly covert.
358
00:15:00,756 --> 00:15:03,028
LOONA: Got a lotta nerve coming to our neighborhood after the
359
00:15:03,029 --> 00:15:04,852
ass kicking you took last time.
360
00:15:04,856 --> 00:15:06,185
- A lot of nerve,
361
00:15:06,187 --> 00:15:09,154
and a lot of upgrades, mutt!
362
00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:13,442
[Missile fire]
363
00:15:13,442 --> 00:15:15,328
[Explosion]
364
00:15:15,971 --> 00:15:17,229
CLETUS: The boss!
365
00:15:17,230 --> 00:15:19,707
Get their boss!
366
00:15:22,456 --> 00:15:23,842
LOONA: No you don’t, bitch!
367
00:15:23,844 --> 00:15:25,229
[Gunfire]
368
00:15:27,828 --> 00:15:29,527
- Hey, wake up asshole.
369
00:15:29,614 --> 00:15:31,485
[Moxxie grunting]
370
00:15:37,700 --> 00:15:38,785
[Loona growling]
371
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[Gun cocks]
372
00:15:39,799 --> 00:15:41,642
[Rapid gunfire]
373
00:15:42,129 --> 00:15:44,100
[Millie grunts]
374
00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:46,086
[Keenie grunts]
375
00:15:46,086 --> 00:15:46,928
MILLIE: Sorry hun,
376
00:15:46,929 --> 00:15:48,299
you can play as me,
377
00:15:48,301 --> 00:15:50,771
but that don’t mean you’re anywhere close.
378
00:15:50,772 --> 00:15:51,943
Ah!
379
00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:55,971
[Metal scraping]
380
00:15:55,971 --> 00:15:57,328
[Keenie and Millie grunting]
381
00:15:57,330 --> 00:15:58,443
[Shrieking]
382
00:15:59,942 --> 00:16:00,995
[Keenie growling]
383
00:16:01,985 --> 00:16:02,895
- Mox!
384
00:16:07,385 --> 00:16:08,256
[Gun cocks]
385
00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:10,371
- Welcome to hell, bitch!
386
00:16:10,813 --> 00:16:12,899
[Moxxie screams]
387
00:16:13,270 --> 00:16:14,985
[Cletus groaning]
388
00:16:14,985 --> 00:16:17,025
CLETUS: Wait- wait!
389
00:16:23,129 --> 00:16:25,143
CLETUS: [distant] WHYYY GOD!
390
00:16:25,144 --> 00:16:32,682
[Rapid gunfire]
391
00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:43,947
[Keenie and Moxxie screaming]
392
00:16:45,256 --> 00:16:48,785
[Explosion]
393
00:16:50,928 --> 00:16:54,543
[Keenie and Moxxie screaming]
394
00:17:00,856 --> 00:17:02,622
[Moxxie and Millie Moaning]
395
00:17:04,929 --> 00:17:06,440
[Cletus groaning]
396
00:17:07,570 --> 00:17:08,842
[Keenie shrieks]
397
00:17:10,028 --> 00:17:11,871
[Cherubs all groaning in pain]
398
00:17:11,872 --> 00:17:13,028
AGENT TWO: Soooo.
399
00:17:13,029 --> 00:17:14,413
How’d it go?
400
00:17:24,671 --> 00:17:26,000
[Bag jingling]
401
00:17:27,986 --> 00:17:30,000
BLITZØ: Hidey-ha-hoo-ha, Stolas.
402
00:17:31,828 --> 00:17:33,570
Guess what I got for us?
403
00:17:33,571 --> 00:17:36,470
I got lots of funnnn shit for us to
404
00:17:36,471 --> 00:17:38,628
play with tonight!
405
00:17:38,630 --> 00:17:42,413
Like this extra large candle that smells like
406
00:17:42,413 --> 00:17:43,929
[Sniffs]
407
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:45,714
horny!
408
00:17:45,714 --> 00:17:46,627
I gooot...
409
00:17:46,628 --> 00:17:48,971
I got, what- whatever, uhh, this…
410
00:17:48,971 --> 00:17:50,000
lil' guy is.
411
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:53,328
But I’m sure there’s someplace in your cloaca we can stick it.
412
00:17:53,329 --> 00:17:56,399
Aaand look at this bad boy!
413
00:17:57,628 --> 00:18:00,570
[Engine revving, maniacal laughter]
414
00:18:03,770 --> 00:18:05,542
- Do you- [clears throat]
415
00:18:05,544 --> 00:18:07,294
Do you have my book, Blitz?
416
00:18:08,171 --> 00:18:10,671
- Yeah, uh- [Engine stops] Yeah. Yeah I- I it's...
417
00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:12,699
right here, I always bring it. Why do you…
418
00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:14,729
STOLAS: I need it back.
419
00:18:14,730 --> 00:18:15,740
Permanently.
420
00:18:15,742 --> 00:18:18,299
- Now- n-now, ho- hold on Stolas, come on.
421
00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:21,128
Is this because I’ve taken up skipping a few rounds with you in bed
422
00:18:21,130 --> 00:18:22,586
because I’m busy?
423
00:18:22,586 --> 00:18:23,671
That ain’t fair.
424
00:18:23,672 --> 00:18:26,614
Alright, now I-I- I can still hold up my end of the bargain!
425
00:18:26,615 --> 00:18:28,656
Alright? L-let me show you a good time tonight.
426
00:18:28,657 --> 00:18:30,056
You know I caaan.
427
00:18:30,057 --> 00:18:32,500
- Please don’t say it like that, Blitz. I-
428
00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:34,370
- Come oooon, bitch!
429
00:18:34,372 --> 00:18:37,186
You know I don’t disappoint.
430
00:18:37,186 --> 00:18:38,228
- No no, no. No.
431
00:18:38,230 --> 00:18:39,643
There’s no need.
432
00:18:39,644 --> 00:18:40,900
I’ve made up my mind.
433
00:18:40,901 --> 00:18:43,143
- Stolas, please, don- I-I need this book.
434
00:18:43,144 --> 00:18:44,513
Please!
435
00:18:45,070 --> 00:18:47,256
I need this book, Stolas.
436
00:18:47,258 --> 00:18:49,129
I will do anything.
437
00:18:50,185 --> 00:18:51,156
- This...
438
00:18:51,157 --> 00:18:53,642
Is an Asmodean crystal.
439
00:18:53,644 --> 00:18:55,528
It’s registered in your name.
440
00:18:55,529 --> 00:18:56,270
- Aaa what?
441
00:18:56,271 --> 00:19:00,612
- Asmodeus has his demons legally travel to earth for work all the time.
442
00:19:00,614 --> 00:19:02,613
I made the case for you to own one.
443
00:19:02,614 --> 00:19:05,429
You will be technically under his jurisdiction,
444
00:19:05,430 --> 00:19:08,957
but you will be able to go anywhere you want in the human realm
445
00:19:08,958 --> 00:19:11,200
without fear of consequence.
446
00:19:11,770 --> 00:19:14,241
Without breaking demon law.
447
00:19:14,242 --> 00:19:17,009
You no longer need my grimoire.
448
00:19:17,013 --> 00:19:18,156
- Whaaat?
449
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,278
STOLAS: You…
450
00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:22,843
no longer have any obligation to see me,
451
00:19:22,844 --> 00:19:24,171
to touch me…
452
00:19:24,356 --> 00:19:25,870
to bed me. You are-
453
00:19:26,143 --> 00:19:27,200
you are free of me.
454
00:19:27,201 --> 00:19:28,957
- I… don’t understand.
455
00:19:28,958 --> 00:19:30,657
Why are you giving me this?
456
00:19:30,657 --> 00:19:32,613
Am I not, like, fucking you good enough?
457
00:19:32,615 --> 00:19:34,856
Because I- I can always, I can always do better.
458
00:19:34,857 --> 00:19:35,685
- Blitz,
459
00:19:35,686 --> 00:19:38,199
I’m giving you this because
460
00:19:38,201 --> 00:19:38,900
I care...
461
00:19:39,528 --> 00:19:41,486
Very deeply for you.
462
00:19:41,487 --> 00:19:43,371
And I have for some time.
463
00:19:44,028 --> 00:19:47,229
But this… transactional thing we have.
464
00:19:47,230 --> 00:19:49,541
It’s not right anymore, it hasn’t been.
465
00:19:49,542 --> 00:19:51,013
It never was.
466
00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:51,786
And now,
467
00:19:51,787 --> 00:19:54,129
all I can see is how wrong it is to be so
468
00:19:54,130 --> 00:19:57,214
tethered to someone in such an unfair way,
469
00:19:58,128 --> 00:20:01,028
and not know how they feel.
470
00:20:01,942 --> 00:20:05,229
But, I want you to continue to…
471
00:20:05,230 --> 00:20:06,598
be who you are.
472
00:20:06,599 --> 00:20:08,156
Your business.
473
00:20:09,128 --> 00:20:11,428
You don’t have to stay here with me.
474
00:20:13,028 --> 00:20:15,700
But I want you to.
475
00:20:17,586 --> 00:20:20,056
I want you to stay here with me…
476
00:20:20,057 --> 00:20:21,757
because you want to.
477
00:20:22,171 --> 00:20:24,687
Only if you want to.
478
00:20:25,270 --> 00:20:28,385
- Oooh 'kay. Alright. You’re fucking with me!
479
00:20:28,386 --> 00:20:31,385
This is an interesting roleplay, never done this one, but I can get into it.
480
00:20:31,386 --> 00:20:32,713
Alright, how does this- okay.
481
00:20:32,714 --> 00:20:33,798
Oh, Stolas!
482
00:20:33,799 --> 00:20:37,127
I’ll stay with you, I love you sooo much! I-
483
00:20:37,128 --> 00:20:38,785
- Thank you, Blitz.
484
00:20:39,542 --> 00:20:40,513
For…
485
00:20:40,515 --> 00:20:42,328
awakening me.
486
00:20:42,957 --> 00:20:44,429
For making me…
487
00:20:44,430 --> 00:20:46,214
so happy.
488
00:20:46,214 --> 00:20:48,455
Even if only for a little while.
489
00:20:50,628 --> 00:20:51,813
I wish you the best with your business.
490
00:20:51,815 --> 00:20:53,385
- Wait, what?
491
00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:54,770
You were serious?
492
00:20:55,013 --> 00:20:57,170
Ho-oh. Hold on now Stolas. What the fuck?
493
00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:59,342
- I have my answer, Blitz.
494
00:20:59,929 --> 00:21:01,528
You needn’t say anything.
495
00:21:02,213 --> 00:21:04,671
I have wanted you for so long.
496
00:21:04,672 --> 00:21:07,799
The fact that you couldn't believe that I might have these feelings about you,
497
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,842
that your first instinct is that it’s always…
498
00:21:11,457 --> 00:21:12,871
about sex.
499
00:21:14,614 --> 00:21:16,528
That’s enough to know what this is.
500
00:21:16,529 --> 00:21:17,241
- What?!
501
00:21:17,242 --> 00:21:18,798
Fuck you, Stolas!
502
00:21:18,799 --> 00:21:21,557
You spring this feelings bullshit on me, are you
503
00:21:21,557 --> 00:21:23,355
FUCKING KIDDING?!
504
00:21:23,356 --> 00:21:24,184
Can I get a
505
00:21:24,185 --> 00:21:27,570
FUCKING minute to think after everything
506
00:21:27,571 --> 00:21:29,085
you put me through you
507
00:21:29,086 --> 00:21:29,713
POMPUS,
508
00:21:29,714 --> 00:21:30,513
RICH
509
00:21:30,515 --> 00:21:32,057
[Voice echoing] ASSHOLE!
510
00:21:32,913 --> 00:21:35,500
Treat me like one of your little butler imps!
511
00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:37,670
You can’t just dismiss me like that!
512
00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:41,514
I mean you royal fucks think you can do this every time.
513
00:21:41,515 --> 00:21:46,086
Like you can just play with our feelings because we’re smaller and not as important!
514
00:21:46,086 --> 00:21:49,056
Well I’m not letting you, bitch!
515
00:21:49,057 --> 00:21:51,127
[Voice echoing] LET’S GO!
516
00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:57,143
- Blitz,
517
00:21:57,144 --> 00:22:00,128
I think so very highly of you.
518
00:22:01,057 --> 00:22:03,628
[Crying] I didn’t realize you think so low of me.
519
00:22:03,630 --> 00:22:05,243
[Sniffles]
520
00:22:05,446 --> 00:22:07,121
Goodbye, Blitz.
521
00:22:07,328 --> 00:22:09,385
- Stolas, wait! I’m s-
522
00:22:10,656 --> 00:22:12,138
What...
523
00:22:12,429 --> 00:22:13,343
the…
524
00:22:14,257 --> 00:22:17,171
FUUUUCK!!