1 00:00:09,329 --> 00:00:13,028 [Upbeat strings] 2 00:00:15,628 --> 00:00:18,028 [Retching] 3 00:00:18,114 --> 00:00:20,481 - ♪ Thank you to the butterflies ♪ 4 00:00:20,486 --> 00:00:22,542 ♪ in my stomach. I haven't ♪ 5 00:00:22,544 --> 00:00:24,657 ♪ felt this nervous since I was a ♪ 6 00:00:24,658 --> 00:00:27,370 ♪ little fluffy down nesting. My- ♪ 7 00:00:27,370 --> 00:00:28,713 ♪ derring-do, ♪ 8 00:00:28,714 --> 00:00:29,986 ♪ is half disguised ♪ 9 00:00:29,986 --> 00:00:32,899 ♪ behind the smile, my beak is grinding ♪ 10 00:00:32,901 --> 00:00:36,443 ♪ everminding I swore I wouldn't dwell on the divorce! ♪ 11 00:00:36,444 --> 00:00:41,057 ♪ So for my own health, I remind myself- ♪ 12 00:00:41,985 --> 00:00:44,399 ♪ that when I see him, ♪ 13 00:00:44,401 --> 00:00:47,556 ♪ I know that it won’t feel so tough. ♪ 14 00:00:47,557 --> 00:00:53,085 ♪ I’ll believe him, and not the voice that says I’m not enough! ♪ 15 00:00:53,085 --> 00:00:55,799 ♪ No need for an arrangement, ♪ 16 00:00:55,801 --> 00:00:59,582 ♪ it can just be him and me. I'll set us free. ♪ 17 00:00:59,585 --> 00:01:02,570 ♪ How perfect it could be. ♪ 18 00:01:02,572 --> 00:01:05,412 ♪ When I see him tonight! ♪ 19 00:01:08,343 --> 00:01:09,942 ♪ See him tonight? ♪ 20 00:01:09,944 --> 00:01:11,016 ♪ Alright alright! ♪ 21 00:01:11,016 --> 00:01:13,324 ♪ It’s been a while since he's begged for attention. ♪ 22 00:01:13,328 --> 00:01:14,142 ♪ Are we okay? ♪ 23 00:01:14,144 --> 00:01:15,353 ♪ Heh, can’t really say. ♪ 24 00:01:15,356 --> 00:01:17,456 ♪ I’m getting by, by avoiding his questions. ♪ 25 00:01:17,457 --> 00:01:19,228 ♪ So complicated, I hate when it’s complicated! ♪ 26 00:01:19,230 --> 00:01:22,030 ♪ Why do I always end up in situations that are complicated? ♪ 27 00:01:22,031 --> 00:01:23,757 ♪ Here I go again getting in my head- ♪ 28 00:01:23,757 --> 00:01:25,741 ♪ so I’ll focus on the sexy stuff instead. ♪ 29 00:01:25,742 --> 00:01:26,756 - ♪ When I see him! ♪ - 30 00:01:26,757 --> 00:01:28,070 - ♪ When I see him! ♪ BLITZØ: ♪ When I see him I’m gonna- ♪ 31 00:01:28,072 --> 00:01:30,070 ♪ do that thing he likes. ♪ 32 00:01:30,072 --> 00:01:31,070 - ♪ I will change things! ♪ - 33 00:01:31,072 --> 00:01:32,486 - ♪ I will change things! ♪ BLITZØ: ♪ No need to change things, ♪ 34 00:01:32,486 --> 00:01:34,256 ♪ I’ll just bring the rope and spikes. ♪ 35 00:01:34,257 --> 00:01:35,242 - [Spoken] Oh, gods! 36 00:01:35,243 --> 00:01:37,043 - ♪ We’ve got a nice arrangement, ♪ 37 00:01:37,043 --> 00:01:39,042 ♪ and it’s working out just fine. ♪ 38 00:01:39,043 --> 00:01:40,081 ♪ We’ll keep it light- ♪ 39 00:01:40,085 --> 00:01:43,031 - ♪ I’ll fucking die alone if this goes bad- ♪ 40 00:01:43,033 --> 00:01:45,200 [Together] - ♪ When I see him tonight! ♪ 41 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:47,070 - ♪ Am I doing something I can’t take back? ♪ 42 00:01:47,072 --> 00:01:47,871 - ♪ Relax! ♪ 43 00:01:47,871 --> 00:01:49,557 - ♪ Would he want me if he was free? ♪ 44 00:01:49,558 --> 00:01:50,329 - ♪ We’re fine! ♪ 45 00:01:50,329 --> 00:01:52,343 - ♪ And if he’s only here as a prisoner ♪ 46 00:01:52,343 --> 00:01:55,185 ♪ what kind of monster does that make me? ♪ 47 00:01:55,186 --> 00:01:57,099 ♪ My entire life’s been written in stone. ♪ 48 00:01:57,100 --> 00:01:58,042 - ♪ We’re gonna bone! ♪ 49 00:01:58,043 --> 00:01:59,685 - ♪ He taught me that I could choose! ♪ 50 00:01:59,686 --> 00:02:00,414 - ♪ It’s cool! ♪ 51 00:02:00,415 --> 00:02:02,629 - ♪ He deserves the choice to stay or go, ♪ 52 00:02:02,629 --> 00:02:05,842 ♪ though it scares me to think what I'd lose! ♪ 53 00:02:05,843 --> 00:02:07,842 - ♪ Can’t wait to lose ourselves in ♪ 54 00:02:07,843 --> 00:02:09,786 ♪ nasty sex, and make that bird squawk! ♪ 55 00:02:09,787 --> 00:02:12,242 - ♪ I really must confess... ♪ BLITZØ: ♪ We’ll just stick with ♪ 56 00:02:12,243 --> 00:02:13,313 ♪ what makes sense, ♪ 57 00:02:13,314 --> 00:02:14,313 ♪ like him sucking my- ♪ 58 00:02:14,314 --> 00:02:16,043 STOLAS: ♪ God! This is the worst, ♪ 59 00:02:16,050 --> 00:02:17,594 ♪ waiting for the shoe to drop. ♪ 60 00:02:17,599 --> 00:02:19,770 - ♪ Who needs words when you’ve got a mouthful of- ♪ 61 00:02:19,771 --> 00:02:20,770 - ♪ Come to your senses! ♪ - 62 00:02:20,771 --> 00:02:21,500 - ♪ Come to your senses! ♪ BLITZØ: Then I’ll do that thing 63 00:02:21,501 --> 00:02:23,046 with my tongue where I- STOLAS: ♪ He’s worthy of your ♪ 64 00:02:23,048 --> 00:02:24,056 ♪ love and trust! ♪ 65 00:02:24,057 --> 00:02:26,185 - ♪ I’ll eat his bird puss nice and rough! ♪ 66 00:02:26,187 --> 00:02:27,629 - ♪ Tonight cannot come soon ♪ - 67 00:02:27,629 --> 00:02:29,456 - ♪ Tonight cannot come soon ♪ BLITZØ: ♪ He’ll be coming soon ♪ 68 00:02:29,457 --> 00:02:30,670 [Together] - ♪ Enough! ♪ 69 00:02:30,671 --> 00:02:32,128 - [Spoken] Oh yeah! 70 00:02:32,129 --> 00:02:34,716 - ♪ But when I see him, ♪ 71 00:02:34,717 --> 00:02:37,676 ♪ will it be tender, or be tough? ♪ 72 00:02:37,676 --> 00:02:39,834 ♪ Will it please him, ♪ 73 00:02:39,842 --> 00:02:44,012 ♪ or will I just be fucking it all up? ♪ 74 00:02:44,014 --> 00:02:46,943 ♪ Can this be a relationship, ♪ 75 00:02:46,943 --> 00:02:49,128 ♪ or am I still naive? ♪ 76 00:02:49,129 --> 00:02:51,056 ♪ I’ll set us free. ♪ 77 00:02:51,057 --> 00:02:53,969 ♪ Whatever it may be. ♪ 78 00:02:53,971 --> 00:02:56,944 ♪ When I see him, ♪ 79 00:02:56,945 --> 00:02:58,688 [Spoken] tonight. ♪♪ 80 00:03:00,371 --> 00:03:02,443 [Wheels squeaking] 81 00:03:06,429 --> 00:03:07,813 - My baby! 82 00:03:07,814 --> 00:03:10,501 Someone save my baby! 83 00:03:12,943 --> 00:03:14,514 [Tires squealing] [Cars honking] 84 00:03:14,514 --> 00:03:16,442 - Sure hope this glass doesn’t break. 85 00:03:16,443 --> 00:03:18,756 [Glass shattering] It broke!!! 86 00:03:28,471 --> 00:03:29,742 [Baby crying] 87 00:03:29,743 --> 00:03:31,413 - Oh thank you, thank you! 88 00:03:31,413 --> 00:03:33,764 How could I ever repay you? 89 00:03:33,770 --> 00:03:37,907 - No need ma’am. I was just in the right place at the right time. 90 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:43,051 [Wheels squeaking] 91 00:03:43,699 --> 00:03:44,742 [Gasping] 92 00:03:44,743 --> 00:03:46,370 - Didja have to hug him so hard? 93 00:03:46,371 --> 00:03:48,252 I’m at underwear level you know. 94 00:03:48,257 --> 00:03:50,471 And that guy clearly hadn’t showered today. 95 00:03:50,472 --> 00:03:51,926 KEENIE: Oh stop complaining. 96 00:03:51,929 --> 00:03:53,856 I had to sell it, didn’t I? 97 00:03:53,858 --> 00:03:55,057 How’d we do Cletus? 98 00:03:56,471 --> 00:03:58,956 - Not great. Lets setup for another run. 99 00:03:58,957 --> 00:04:00,157 COLLIN: I don’t know Cletus, 100 00:04:00,157 --> 00:04:01,928 doesn’t this all seem a little… 101 00:04:02,885 --> 00:04:03,969 sinful? 102 00:04:03,971 --> 00:04:05,697 - We’ve been over this! 103 00:04:05,699 --> 00:04:07,450 We are still helping people! 104 00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:08,757 We just provided that man 105 00:04:08,758 --> 00:04:12,070 with an opportunity to be selfless and heroic. 106 00:04:12,070 --> 00:04:13,371 - After that performance?! 107 00:04:13,372 --> 00:04:16,713 He’s sure to get into Heaven! We just saved a soul! 108 00:04:16,714 --> 00:04:18,942 - Is… that how it works? 109 00:04:18,944 --> 00:04:21,571 - Don’t you think eternal salvation is worth 110 00:04:21,572 --> 00:04:24,670 twenty bucks and a “Queeznos” punch card? 111 00:04:24,675 --> 00:04:26,949 - I- I guess. It’s just… 112 00:04:26,949 --> 00:04:28,173 - You wanna eat, don’t you? 113 00:04:28,173 --> 00:04:32,428 Wanna live long enough to save more souls and earn our way back into Heaven? 114 00:04:32,430 --> 00:04:34,040 COLLIN: Of course. I just- 115 00:04:34,043 --> 00:04:36,995 - Well, then quiet your incessant whinging, 116 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,113 and get back under that coat! 117 00:04:39,115 --> 00:04:40,543 We have- WA-OH! 118 00:04:40,543 --> 00:04:41,746 Ohhhh. 119 00:04:42,728 --> 00:04:44,199 [Electricity buzzing] [Keenie yelps] 120 00:04:46,670 --> 00:04:47,985 CLETUS: What? 121 00:04:47,987 --> 00:04:49,500 Where are we? 122 00:04:49,500 --> 00:04:52,199 - We ask the questions here, 123 00:04:52,201 --> 00:04:53,400 Hellspawn. 124 00:04:53,401 --> 00:04:56,732 - But I’m just a wittle baby, why would you- 125 00:04:56,733 --> 00:04:58,357 AGENT TWO: Drop the bullshit! 126 00:04:58,358 --> 00:05:00,802 We know you’re working for that demon filth. 127 00:05:00,803 --> 00:05:02,225 - Where’s your boss? 128 00:05:02,228 --> 00:05:03,356 - What boss? 129 00:05:03,358 --> 00:05:04,485 - This guy. 130 00:05:06,100 --> 00:05:08,571 - You know that… peanut head? 131 00:05:08,572 --> 00:05:10,625 - So that’s his name. 132 00:05:10,629 --> 00:05:12,586 - You know, I think, 133 00:05:12,586 --> 00:05:14,942 maybe we can help each other out here. 134 00:05:16,699 --> 00:05:20,360 - Sharp shooting there Mox, pro as usual. 135 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:24,055 Millie, beautiful bloody mess in there. Mwah! 136 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:26,199 What a great fucking day this is! 137 00:05:26,201 --> 00:05:28,470 [Blood dripping] 138 00:05:28,471 --> 00:05:31,031 - You sure seem in good spirits today, sir. 139 00:05:31,033 --> 00:05:33,114 It’s rare to see you wear something, 140 00:05:33,115 --> 00:05:34,100 not bad. 141 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:36,790 - Well, it’s the, first of all fuck you, it’s the full moon. 142 00:05:36,790 --> 00:05:39,723 I gotta meet up with Stolas tonight. Felt like dressing up a little 143 00:05:39,728 --> 00:05:42,685 since it’s been a few months since I’ve been inside of his feathered ass. 144 00:05:42,687 --> 00:05:44,076 - A few months?! 145 00:05:44,076 --> 00:05:45,629 - Yeah, the bird started giving me 146 00:05:45,629 --> 00:05:47,742 more ways out of our monthly fuck sesh. 147 00:05:47,742 --> 00:05:48,613 He’d be all like- 148 00:05:48,615 --> 00:05:49,742 [Imitating Stolas] Oh Blitzy, 149 00:05:49,744 --> 00:05:51,271 I know it’s the full moon tonight, 150 00:05:51,271 --> 00:05:53,713 but you don’t have to come if you don’t want to, Blitzy. 151 00:05:53,714 --> 00:05:55,299 [Normal voice] So I've just been taking breaks from having to 152 00:05:55,300 --> 00:05:58,327 plow his feathered ass into his fancy ass mattress. 153 00:05:58,329 --> 00:05:59,228 - Eugh. 154 00:05:59,230 --> 00:06:00,500 TMI, sir. 155 00:06:00,500 --> 00:06:01,370 - Point being, 156 00:06:01,372 --> 00:06:03,485 tonight I feel like I could use a little fuckery. 157 00:06:03,487 --> 00:06:06,414 It’s been a good day, feeling like my stamina’s up. 158 00:06:06,415 --> 00:06:07,283 And I’m horny. 159 00:06:07,286 --> 00:06:09,156 - Oh shit. He’s getting bored of you. 160 00:06:09,158 --> 00:06:10,157 - Whaaaat? 161 00:06:10,158 --> 00:06:10,985 - Yeah, man. 162 00:06:10,987 --> 00:06:12,986 If someone wants to see you less and less- 163 00:06:12,987 --> 00:06:14,256 big red flag. 164 00:06:14,257 --> 00:06:17,501 If they give you chances to ditch they probably want out themselves. 165 00:06:17,502 --> 00:06:19,728 Just wanna be more passive aggressive about it. 166 00:06:19,728 --> 00:06:20,300 Dicks. 167 00:06:20,300 --> 00:06:21,342 - [Mocking Loona] Wanna be more passive aggressive- 168 00:06:21,343 --> 00:06:23,238 [Normal voice] How do you know, Loona? 169 00:06:25,257 --> 00:06:26,980 [Phone ringing] 170 00:06:26,985 --> 00:06:29,870 LOONA: ‘Cause I do that aaaall the time. 171 00:06:29,872 --> 00:06:30,643 [Phone beeping] 172 00:06:30,644 --> 00:06:32,156 - Well tits. 173 00:06:32,357 --> 00:06:35,089 Guess I finally gotta to do position 37 tonight. 174 00:06:35,089 --> 00:06:37,085 Don’t worry, though, this book ain't going nowhere 175 00:06:37,086 --> 00:06:38,642 if I have anything to fuck about it. 176 00:06:38,644 --> 00:06:42,095 I’ll dick him so good he’ll let us keep this thing another year easy. 177 00:06:42,100 --> 00:06:43,171 - Well I hope so, sir! 178 00:06:43,172 --> 00:06:45,014 Business has actually hit a peak, 179 00:06:45,014 --> 00:06:48,485 and it would be disastrous to lose what we worked for now. 180 00:06:48,487 --> 00:06:49,858 So fuck him good, sir. 181 00:06:49,858 --> 00:06:53,500 - Don’t worry Mox. By the end of the night I’ll have Stolas eating out of my ass. 182 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:55,442 If the gag’ll let him! 183 00:06:55,444 --> 00:06:57,229 Ehhhh?! Ehhhh?!?! 184 00:06:57,230 --> 00:06:58,829 [Blitzø laughing] 185 00:06:58,829 --> 00:07:00,257 - Stooop. 186 00:07:00,257 --> 00:07:01,841 [Continued laughing] 187 00:07:01,843 --> 00:07:02,829 - Okay, grow up Mox. 188 00:07:02,829 --> 00:07:04,286 It’s what adults do, we’re horny. 189 00:07:04,485 --> 00:07:07,599 Mmfff-fuuuck me, Moxxie. 190 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:09,413 We’ve used like all the shit in this box! 191 00:07:09,415 --> 00:07:12,086 I- If Stolas is bored after this I… 192 00:07:12,386 --> 00:07:13,814 I need to up the ante. 193 00:07:13,814 --> 00:07:17,019 Moxxie, I need you to hold down the fort, get some overdue paperwork done. 194 00:07:17,021 --> 00:07:19,564 - What overdue paperwork? 195 00:07:23,786 --> 00:07:27,355 - So why would a bunch of angels be looking for demons? 196 00:07:27,357 --> 00:07:28,670 - We just wanna get back into He- 197 00:07:28,670 --> 00:07:29,829 - [Interrupting] We’re exorcists! 198 00:07:29,829 --> 00:07:31,928 The flaming swords of the Heavens, 199 00:07:31,930 --> 00:07:33,786 here to strike them down with 200 00:07:33,786 --> 00:07:35,488 fiiiiiiery vengeance! 201 00:07:35,490 --> 00:07:36,843 - Ooh yeah! Yeah, yeah. 202 00:07:36,843 --> 00:07:39,370 We lay in wait for them to return to earth, 203 00:07:39,372 --> 00:07:41,170 so we might smite them once and for all! - 204 00:07:41,172 --> 00:07:42,886 so we might smite them once and for all! COLLIN: What are you guys talking abou- 205 00:07:42,887 --> 00:07:43,894 Oooow!! 206 00:07:46,742 --> 00:07:49,000 - Maybe you don’t have to wait. 207 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,228 - Come with us. 208 00:07:52,071 --> 00:07:55,657 [Spooky sci-fi music] 209 00:07:56,071 --> 00:08:00,931 [Mechanical whirring] 210 00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:08,028 AGENT ONE: Since their assault on Compound X, 211 00:08:08,029 --> 00:08:10,585 our government has quadrupled our funding 212 00:08:10,586 --> 00:08:12,885 and allowed us unfettered access to the most 213 00:08:12,887 --> 00:08:15,857 bleeding edge military advancements. 214 00:08:15,858 --> 00:08:18,136 AGENT TWO: Demonic containment cells. 215 00:08:18,142 --> 00:08:20,756 Hellfire suppression suits. 216 00:08:20,757 --> 00:08:23,113 Camouflage exoskeletons. 217 00:08:23,115 --> 00:08:27,114 And a battalion of highly trained combat priests. 218 00:08:27,115 --> 00:08:29,929 All so we could finally utilize… 219 00:08:29,930 --> 00:08:31,091 this. 220 00:08:33,100 --> 00:08:35,170 CLETUS: What is it? 221 00:08:35,171 --> 00:08:37,100 - Our ticket... 222 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:38,256 To the other side. 223 00:08:38,258 --> 00:08:41,614 AGENT ONE: An extra dimensional portal generator. 224 00:08:41,615 --> 00:08:44,700 This bad boy will allow us to open a door straight into hell 225 00:08:44,706 --> 00:08:46,985 where we plan on eliminating the demonic threat 226 00:08:46,986 --> 00:08:50,043 before they can tarnish this great country. 227 00:08:51,856 --> 00:08:53,086 Well, uh. 228 00:08:53,086 --> 00:08:54,600 Once we work out all the kinks, yeah. 229 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:55,442 - Kinks? 230 00:08:57,686 --> 00:09:01,599 - So far we’ve only been able to open the portal about two feet in diameter. 231 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:03,456 Hardly big enough to fit a child through. 232 00:09:03,456 --> 00:09:06,742 - And we can’t very well send children. 233 00:09:06,744 --> 00:09:08,143 Not after last time. 234 00:09:10,171 --> 00:09:11,857 [Children screaming] 235 00:09:12,399 --> 00:09:14,413 - Those god damn American heroes. 236 00:09:14,413 --> 00:09:18,114 - Honestly we’re not even sure that was hell we sent them to. 237 00:09:18,115 --> 00:09:19,270 Point is! 238 00:09:19,278 --> 00:09:20,580 We could use someone, 239 00:09:20,586 --> 00:09:23,899 or someones, with more experience. 240 00:09:23,899 --> 00:09:25,629 How about it little guys? 241 00:09:25,629 --> 00:09:28,928 [Agent One and Two together] - Wanna help us hunt some demon scum? 242 00:09:30,799 --> 00:09:32,471 [Cletus and Keenie together] - Fuck yeah!! 243 00:09:32,471 --> 00:09:33,713 [Cletus laughing] 244 00:09:34,356 --> 00:09:39,057 [Sci-fi battle music] 245 00:09:42,885 --> 00:09:44,009 [Explosion] 246 00:09:48,799 --> 00:09:50,828 [Jetpack whizzing] 247 00:10:07,328 --> 00:10:12,070 [Tracker device beeping] 248 00:10:16,485 --> 00:10:18,205 - Welcome, little one! 249 00:10:18,206 --> 00:10:20,385 What can I interest you in today? 250 00:10:20,386 --> 00:10:22,770 - I’m looking for a snazzy candle. 251 00:10:22,772 --> 00:10:24,825 One that screams “sexy.” 252 00:10:24,828 --> 00:10:27,041 You got anything that’ll get anyone in the mood, buddy? 253 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:28,799 - Bitch, you’re in the Lust Ring! 254 00:10:28,801 --> 00:10:31,643 Everything here has sexy energy. 255 00:10:31,644 --> 00:10:33,600 But what kind of mood are you aiming for? 256 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:35,256 - Just… Horny? 257 00:10:35,258 --> 00:10:38,441 Ho- reg- ve- very- very horny. Max horny. 258 00:10:38,442 --> 00:10:40,643 - They’re all horny! What’s the mood? 259 00:10:40,644 --> 00:10:41,557 - I don’t know! 260 00:10:41,557 --> 00:10:45,807 I’m a simple pervert imp, I just need something fucky. 261 00:10:47,899 --> 00:10:49,656 COLLIN: Oh, there he is! 262 00:10:49,658 --> 00:10:50,942 KEENIE: Let’s take him!! 263 00:10:50,943 --> 00:10:53,242 CLETUS: Hold on! Where’s the rest of them? 264 00:10:53,245 --> 00:10:54,828 He wasn’t alone before! 265 00:10:54,830 --> 00:10:59,286 I say we follow him for a bit; make sure he’s by himself. 266 00:10:59,287 --> 00:11:02,319 - Cletus, if we don’t do this we’re never getting back into Heaven! 267 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:06,829 - Which is why we have to make sure this goes smoooothly! 268 00:11:06,830 --> 00:11:08,682 We have only one shot! 269 00:11:08,686 --> 00:11:10,590 It has to be perfect. 270 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,186 - Do you know the measurements of the other one? 271 00:11:18,187 --> 00:11:19,629 - Eh, not really, but he’s tall as shit. 272 00:11:19,629 --> 00:11:22,899 - Well, we have some pretty long harnesses. 273 00:11:22,900 --> 00:11:26,028 Also can’t go wrong with something that stretches. 274 00:11:26,029 --> 00:11:29,533 - Ooh that is fancy, alright, I’m into it. 275 00:11:31,856 --> 00:11:34,324 - Sweet Heavens, what kind of store is this? 276 00:11:34,328 --> 00:11:37,496 KEENIE: This guy truly is a SICKO! 277 00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:39,100 SPIDER: Can I help you all? 278 00:11:39,100 --> 00:11:40,657 [Keenie, Cletus, and Collin scream] 279 00:11:41,342 --> 00:11:43,485 - Hello, fellow vile hellbeast. 280 00:11:43,486 --> 00:11:46,969 We are on a tot-ally normal demon day. 281 00:11:46,971 --> 00:11:49,810 Just out lookin’ to get some good tormenting in. 282 00:11:49,813 --> 00:11:52,413 We need some good tooor… 283 00:11:52,414 --> 00:11:53,784 [Gasps] 284 00:11:53,785 --> 00:11:55,655 torture supplies. 285 00:11:55,657 --> 00:11:57,442 - Well you have come to the right place 286 00:11:57,443 --> 00:11:59,557 my slightly robotic looking friend. [Cletus gulps] 287 00:11:59,557 --> 00:12:02,280 - What kind of torturing are we looking to do? 288 00:12:02,399 --> 00:12:05,471 - Oh! You know. Just your standard… pain. 289 00:12:05,471 --> 00:12:07,842 - As long as it doesn’t hurt too much. 290 00:12:07,844 --> 00:12:08,379 Like- 291 00:12:08,385 --> 00:12:11,299 Do you have any harshly worded bumper stickers? 292 00:12:11,471 --> 00:12:12,255 - Uhhhhh. 293 00:12:12,256 --> 00:12:14,513 - Or something for a mild spanking? 294 00:12:14,528 --> 00:12:16,275 - Oh! That we have in spades! 295 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:18,286 We got your floggers, your crops, your whips, your whisks. 296 00:12:18,287 --> 00:12:22,729 Studded, un-studded, wooden, leather, titanium, brimstone, what are you into? 297 00:12:22,730 --> 00:12:24,628 [Lone bird call] 298 00:12:24,629 --> 00:12:28,428 - I don’t know if that’s exactly what we’re lookin’ for. 299 00:12:28,429 --> 00:12:32,070 What was that ooother horrid hellspawn lookin’ at? 300 00:12:32,072 --> 00:12:33,879 - Oh, just some of those. 301 00:12:37,913 --> 00:12:40,000 [Jetpacks whirring] 302 00:12:40,129 --> 00:12:42,399 - Cletus, he’s clearly on his way to claim 303 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:44,428 another innocent earthly soul in some 304 00:12:44,429 --> 00:12:47,313 sick barbaric fashion, we have to stop him! 305 00:12:47,315 --> 00:12:50,029 - Not yet! We have to wait... 306 00:12:50,029 --> 00:12:51,985 For our moment. 307 00:12:52,928 --> 00:12:54,613 - Y'know, thanks for doing me this solid, Fizz. 308 00:12:54,615 --> 00:12:55,956 I gotta get the good shit for tonight and 309 00:12:55,957 --> 00:12:57,971 I know you and Ozz make the best toys in town. 310 00:12:57,971 --> 00:12:59,014 - I got you buddy! 311 00:12:59,014 --> 00:13:01,885 We have some new prototypes that I think will get the job done 312 00:13:01,886 --> 00:13:04,033 for a fancy gentleman like yourself. 313 00:13:16,370 --> 00:13:19,813 Now, we have got these new beads- oooh. 314 00:13:19,815 --> 00:13:21,698 They’re made of real obsidian. 315 00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:24,843 - Oh, its beautiful, but you know, Stolas never really seemed into the beaaads. 316 00:13:24,844 --> 00:13:26,971 - Alrighty, not into the beads, I get it. 317 00:13:26,971 --> 00:13:27,968 Fancier then! 318 00:13:27,971 --> 00:13:30,456 We have some stylish blindfolds? 319 00:13:30,457 --> 00:13:33,544 Our new collection has encrusted jewels. 320 00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:36,559 - Oh shit, those are niiice. 321 00:13:36,559 --> 00:13:39,213 - And if you’re feeling really frisky, 322 00:13:39,215 --> 00:13:40,771 we have the new… 323 00:13:40,772 --> 00:13:43,400 Dragon Driller 5000! 324 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:45,756 Now with vibration! 325 00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:48,329 [Engine revving] [Fizz laughing] 326 00:13:48,330 --> 00:13:50,186 - There we go! That’s his speed, 327 00:13:50,187 --> 00:13:52,186 I will take that. 328 00:13:55,956 --> 00:13:59,043 - Heavens, what is this place? 329 00:13:59,043 --> 00:14:00,856 It’s so heavily guarded. 330 00:14:00,857 --> 00:14:03,441 - A-armory? War room? 331 00:14:03,442 --> 00:14:04,143 - Quiet! 332 00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:07,966 Don’t you realize, stealth is our greaaatest advantage here? 333 00:14:07,971 --> 00:14:09,942 PASSERBY: Oh darling look, voyeurs! 334 00:14:09,943 --> 00:14:12,841 Positively adorable, darling. 335 00:14:14,971 --> 00:14:16,000 COLLIN: I think he’s comin int- 336 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,842 OH GOD what’s that?! 337 00:14:18,842 --> 00:14:20,942 - Deeeaarr gooood. 338 00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:22,756 KEENIE: He’s gonna use THAT? 339 00:14:22,758 --> 00:14:24,970 On an innocent PERSON? 340 00:14:24,971 --> 00:14:26,629 We have to stop him NOW! 341 00:14:26,629 --> 00:14:27,442 - You’re right! 342 00:14:27,442 --> 00:14:28,855 Okay guys, it’s time. 343 00:14:28,856 --> 00:14:30,242 Now’s our moment. 344 00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:34,999 Remember everything that horny little fudge knuckle did to us because now… 345 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,712 we make him pay. 346 00:14:36,714 --> 00:14:37,899 For the humans, 347 00:14:37,899 --> 00:14:38,956 for the heavens, 348 00:14:38,956 --> 00:14:40,956 and most of all, for us! 349 00:14:40,956 --> 00:14:43,143 Let's go kick some ass! 350 00:14:43,144 --> 00:14:44,643 LET’S FUCK 'EM UP! 351 00:14:44,644 --> 00:14:46,466 [Heavy thud] 352 00:14:48,071 --> 00:14:49,314 - What? How did you- 353 00:14:49,315 --> 00:14:50,329 oh no! 354 00:14:50,330 --> 00:14:51,357 - Find ‘ya? 355 00:14:51,357 --> 00:14:53,128 We were already following our dumbass boss 356 00:14:53,129 --> 00:14:56,028 to make sure he doesn’t fuck up and lose our meal ticket. 357 00:14:57,086 --> 00:14:59,863 MOXXIE: And you weren’t exactly covert. 358 00:15:00,756 --> 00:15:03,028 LOONA: Got a lotta nerve coming to our neighborhood after the 359 00:15:03,029 --> 00:15:04,852 ass kicking you took last time. 360 00:15:04,856 --> 00:15:06,185 - A lot of nerve, 361 00:15:06,187 --> 00:15:09,154 and a lot of upgrades, mutt! 362 00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:13,442 [Missile fire] 363 00:15:13,442 --> 00:15:15,328 [Explosion] 364 00:15:15,971 --> 00:15:17,229 CLETUS: The boss! 365 00:15:17,230 --> 00:15:19,707 Get their boss! 366 00:15:22,456 --> 00:15:23,842 LOONA: No you don’t, bitch! 367 00:15:23,844 --> 00:15:25,229 [Gunfire] 368 00:15:27,828 --> 00:15:29,527 - Hey, wake up asshole. 369 00:15:29,614 --> 00:15:31,485 [Moxxie grunting] 370 00:15:37,700 --> 00:15:38,785 [Loona growling] 371 00:15:38,785 --> 00:15:39,798 [Gun cocks] 372 00:15:39,799 --> 00:15:41,642 [Rapid gunfire] 373 00:15:42,129 --> 00:15:44,100 [Millie grunts] 374 00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:46,086 [Keenie grunts] 375 00:15:46,086 --> 00:15:46,928 MILLIE: Sorry hun, 376 00:15:46,929 --> 00:15:48,299 you can play as me, 377 00:15:48,301 --> 00:15:50,771 but that don’t mean you’re anywhere close. 378 00:15:50,772 --> 00:15:51,943 Ah! 379 00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:55,971 [Metal scraping] 380 00:15:55,971 --> 00:15:57,328 [Keenie and Millie grunting] 381 00:15:57,330 --> 00:15:58,443 [Shrieking] 382 00:15:59,942 --> 00:16:00,995 [Keenie growling] 383 00:16:01,985 --> 00:16:02,895 - Mox! 384 00:16:07,385 --> 00:16:08,256 [Gun cocks] 385 00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:10,371 - Welcome to hell, bitch! 386 00:16:10,813 --> 00:16:12,899 [Moxxie screams] 387 00:16:13,270 --> 00:16:14,985 [Cletus groaning] 388 00:16:14,985 --> 00:16:17,025 CLETUS: Wait- wait! 389 00:16:23,129 --> 00:16:25,143 CLETUS: [distant] WHYYY GOD! 390 00:16:25,144 --> 00:16:32,682 [Rapid gunfire] 391 00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:43,947 [Keenie and Moxxie screaming] 392 00:16:45,256 --> 00:16:48,785 [Explosion] 393 00:16:50,928 --> 00:16:54,543 [Keenie and Moxxie screaming] 394 00:17:00,856 --> 00:17:02,622 [Moxxie and Millie Moaning] 395 00:17:04,929 --> 00:17:06,440 [Cletus groaning] 396 00:17:07,570 --> 00:17:08,842 [Keenie shrieks] 397 00:17:10,028 --> 00:17:11,871 [Cherubs all groaning in pain] 398 00:17:11,872 --> 00:17:13,028 AGENT TWO: Soooo. 399 00:17:13,029 --> 00:17:14,413 How’d it go? 400 00:17:24,671 --> 00:17:26,000 [Bag jingling] 401 00:17:27,986 --> 00:17:30,000 BLITZØ: Hidey-ha-hoo-ha, Stolas. 402 00:17:31,828 --> 00:17:33,570 Guess what I got for us? 403 00:17:33,571 --> 00:17:36,470 I got lots of funnnn shit for us to 404 00:17:36,471 --> 00:17:38,628 play with tonight! 405 00:17:38,630 --> 00:17:42,413 Like this extra large candle that smells like 406 00:17:42,413 --> 00:17:43,929 [Sniffs] 407 00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:45,714 horny! 408 00:17:45,714 --> 00:17:46,627 I gooot... 409 00:17:46,628 --> 00:17:48,971 I got, what- whatever, uhh, this… 410 00:17:48,971 --> 00:17:50,000 lil' guy is. 411 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:53,328 But I’m sure there’s someplace in your cloaca we can stick it. 412 00:17:53,329 --> 00:17:56,399 Aaand look at this bad boy! 413 00:17:57,628 --> 00:18:00,570 [Engine revving, maniacal laughter] 414 00:18:03,770 --> 00:18:05,542 - Do you- [clears throat] 415 00:18:05,544 --> 00:18:07,294 Do you have my book, Blitz? 416 00:18:08,171 --> 00:18:10,671 - Yeah, uh- [Engine stops] Yeah. Yeah I- I it's... 417 00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:12,699 right here, I always bring it. Why do you… 418 00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:14,729 STOLAS: I need it back. 419 00:18:14,730 --> 00:18:15,740 Permanently. 420 00:18:15,742 --> 00:18:18,299 - Now- n-now, ho- hold on Stolas, come on. 421 00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:21,128 Is this because I’ve taken up skipping a few rounds with you in bed 422 00:18:21,130 --> 00:18:22,586 because I’m busy? 423 00:18:22,586 --> 00:18:23,671 That ain’t fair. 424 00:18:23,672 --> 00:18:26,614 Alright, now I-I- I can still hold up my end of the bargain! 425 00:18:26,615 --> 00:18:28,656 Alright? L-let me show you a good time tonight. 426 00:18:28,657 --> 00:18:30,056 You know I caaan. 427 00:18:30,057 --> 00:18:32,500 - Please don’t say it like that, Blitz. I- 428 00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:34,370 - Come oooon, bitch! 429 00:18:34,372 --> 00:18:37,186 You know I don’t disappoint. 430 00:18:37,186 --> 00:18:38,228 - No no, no. No. 431 00:18:38,230 --> 00:18:39,643 There’s no need. 432 00:18:39,644 --> 00:18:40,900 I’ve made up my mind. 433 00:18:40,901 --> 00:18:43,143 - Stolas, please, don- I-I need this book. 434 00:18:43,144 --> 00:18:44,513 Please! 435 00:18:45,070 --> 00:18:47,256 I need this book, Stolas. 436 00:18:47,258 --> 00:18:49,129 I will do anything. 437 00:18:50,185 --> 00:18:51,156 - This... 438 00:18:51,157 --> 00:18:53,642 Is an Asmodean crystal. 439 00:18:53,644 --> 00:18:55,528 It’s registered in your name. 440 00:18:55,529 --> 00:18:56,270 - Aaa what? 441 00:18:56,271 --> 00:19:00,612 - Asmodeus has his demons legally travel to earth for work all the time. 442 00:19:00,614 --> 00:19:02,613 I made the case for you to own one. 443 00:19:02,614 --> 00:19:05,429 You will be technically under his jurisdiction, 444 00:19:05,430 --> 00:19:08,957 but you will be able to go anywhere you want in the human realm 445 00:19:08,958 --> 00:19:11,200 without fear of consequence. 446 00:19:11,770 --> 00:19:14,241 Without breaking demon law. 447 00:19:14,242 --> 00:19:17,009 You no longer need my grimoire. 448 00:19:17,013 --> 00:19:18,156 - Whaaat? 449 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,278 STOLAS: You… 450 00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:22,843 no longer have any obligation to see me, 451 00:19:22,844 --> 00:19:24,171 to touch me… 452 00:19:24,356 --> 00:19:25,870 to bed me. You are- 453 00:19:26,143 --> 00:19:27,200 you are free of me. 454 00:19:27,201 --> 00:19:28,957 - I… don’t understand. 455 00:19:28,958 --> 00:19:30,657 Why are you giving me this? 456 00:19:30,657 --> 00:19:32,613 Am I not, like, fucking you good enough? 457 00:19:32,615 --> 00:19:34,856 Because I- I can always, I can always do better. 458 00:19:34,857 --> 00:19:35,685 - Blitz, 459 00:19:35,686 --> 00:19:38,199 I’m giving you this because 460 00:19:38,201 --> 00:19:38,900 I care... 461 00:19:39,528 --> 00:19:41,486 Very deeply for you. 462 00:19:41,487 --> 00:19:43,371 And I have for some time. 463 00:19:44,028 --> 00:19:47,229 But this… transactional thing we have. 464 00:19:47,230 --> 00:19:49,541 It’s not right anymore, it hasn’t been. 465 00:19:49,542 --> 00:19:51,013 It never was. 466 00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:51,786 And now, 467 00:19:51,787 --> 00:19:54,129 all I can see is how wrong it is to be so 468 00:19:54,130 --> 00:19:57,214 tethered to someone in such an unfair way, 469 00:19:58,128 --> 00:20:01,028 and not know how they feel. 470 00:20:01,942 --> 00:20:05,229 But, I want you to continue to… 471 00:20:05,230 --> 00:20:06,598 be who you are. 472 00:20:06,599 --> 00:20:08,156 Your business. 473 00:20:09,128 --> 00:20:11,428 You don’t have to stay here with me. 474 00:20:13,028 --> 00:20:15,700 But I want you to. 475 00:20:17,586 --> 00:20:20,056 I want you to stay here with me… 476 00:20:20,057 --> 00:20:21,757 because you want to. 477 00:20:22,171 --> 00:20:24,687 Only if you want to. 478 00:20:25,270 --> 00:20:28,385 - Oooh 'kay. Alright. You’re fucking with me! 479 00:20:28,386 --> 00:20:31,385 This is an interesting roleplay, never done this one, but I can get into it. 480 00:20:31,386 --> 00:20:32,713 Alright, how does this- okay. 481 00:20:32,714 --> 00:20:33,798 Oh, Stolas! 482 00:20:33,799 --> 00:20:37,127 I’ll stay with you, I love you sooo much! I- 483 00:20:37,128 --> 00:20:38,785 - Thank you, Blitz. 484 00:20:39,542 --> 00:20:40,513 For… 485 00:20:40,515 --> 00:20:42,328 awakening me. 486 00:20:42,957 --> 00:20:44,429 For making me… 487 00:20:44,430 --> 00:20:46,214 so happy. 488 00:20:46,214 --> 00:20:48,455 Even if only for a little while. 489 00:20:50,628 --> 00:20:51,813 I wish you the best with your business. 490 00:20:51,815 --> 00:20:53,385 - Wait, what? 491 00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:54,770 You were serious? 492 00:20:55,013 --> 00:20:57,170 Ho-oh. Hold on now Stolas. What the fuck? 493 00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:59,342 - I have my answer, Blitz. 494 00:20:59,929 --> 00:21:01,528 You needn’t say anything. 495 00:21:02,213 --> 00:21:04,671 I have wanted you for so long. 496 00:21:04,672 --> 00:21:07,799 The fact that you couldn't believe that I might have these feelings about you, 497 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,842 that your first instinct is that it’s always… 498 00:21:11,457 --> 00:21:12,871 about sex. 499 00:21:14,614 --> 00:21:16,528 That’s enough to know what this is. 500 00:21:16,529 --> 00:21:17,241 - What?! 501 00:21:17,242 --> 00:21:18,798 Fuck you, Stolas! 502 00:21:18,799 --> 00:21:21,557 You spring this feelings bullshit on me, are you 503 00:21:21,557 --> 00:21:23,355 FUCKING KIDDING?! 504 00:21:23,356 --> 00:21:24,184 Can I get a 505 00:21:24,185 --> 00:21:27,570 FUCKING minute to think after everything 506 00:21:27,571 --> 00:21:29,085 you put me through you 507 00:21:29,086 --> 00:21:29,713 POMPUS, 508 00:21:29,714 --> 00:21:30,513 RICH 509 00:21:30,515 --> 00:21:32,057 [Voice echoing] ASSHOLE! 510 00:21:32,913 --> 00:21:35,500 Treat me like one of your little butler imps! 511 00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:37,670 You can’t just dismiss me like that! 512 00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:41,514 I mean you royal fucks think you can do this every time. 513 00:21:41,515 --> 00:21:46,086 Like you can just play with our feelings because we’re smaller and not as important! 514 00:21:46,086 --> 00:21:49,056 Well I’m not letting you, bitch! 515 00:21:49,057 --> 00:21:51,127 [Voice echoing] LET’S GO! 516 00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:57,143 - Blitz, 517 00:21:57,144 --> 00:22:00,128 I think so very highly of you. 518 00:22:01,057 --> 00:22:03,628 [Crying] I didn’t realize you think so low of me. 519 00:22:03,630 --> 00:22:05,243 [Sniffles] 520 00:22:05,446 --> 00:22:07,121 Goodbye, Blitz. 521 00:22:07,328 --> 00:22:09,385 - Stolas, wait! I’m s- 522 00:22:10,656 --> 00:22:12,138 What... 523 00:22:12,429 --> 00:22:13,343 the… 524 00:22:14,257 --> 00:22:17,171 FUUUUCK!!