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[Upbeat strings]
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[Retching]
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- ♪ Thank you to the butterflies ♪
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♪ in my stomach. I haven't ♪
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♪ felt this nervous since I was a ♪
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♪ little fluffy down nesting. My- ♪
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♪ derring-do, ♪
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♪ is half disguised ♪
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♪ behind the smile, my beak is grinding ♪
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♪ everminding I swore I wouldn't dwell on the divorce! ♪
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♪ So for my own health, I remind myself- ♪
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♪ that when I see him, ♪
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♪ I know that it won’t feel so tough. ♪
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♪ I’ll believe him, and not the voice that says I’m not enough! ♪
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♪ No need for an arrangement, ♪
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♪ it can just be him and me. I'll set us free. ♪
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♪ How perfect it could be. ♪
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♪ When I see him tonight! ♪
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♪ See him tonight? ♪
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♪ Alright alright! ♪
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♪ It’s been a while since he's begged for attention. ♪
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♪ Are we okay? ♪
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♪ Heh, can’t really say. ♪
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♪ I’m getting by, by avoiding his questions. ♪
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♪ So complicated, I hate when it’s complicated! ♪
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♪ Why do I always end up in situations that are complicated? ♪
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♪ Here I go again getting in my head- ♪
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♪ so I’ll focus on the sexy stuff instead. ♪
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- ♪ When I see him! ♪ -
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- ♪ When I see him! ♪ BLITZØ: ♪ When I see him I’m gonna- ♪
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♪ do that thing he likes. ♪
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- ♪ I will change things! ♪ -
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- ♪ I will change things! ♪ BLITZØ: ♪ No need to change things, ♪
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♪ I’ll just bring the rope and spikes. ♪
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- [Spoken] Oh, gods!
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- ♪ We’ve got a nice arrangement, ♪
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♪ and it’s working out just fine. ♪
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♪ We’ll keep it light- ♪
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- ♪ I’ll fucking die alone if this goes bad- ♪
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[Together] - ♪ When I see him tonight! ♪
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- ♪ Am I doing something I can’t take back? ♪
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- ♪ Relax! ♪
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- ♪ Would he want me if he was free? ♪
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- ♪ We’re fine! ♪
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- ♪ And if he’s only here as a prisoner ♪
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♪ what kind of monster does that make me? ♪
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♪ My entire life’s been written in stone. ♪
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- ♪ We’re gonna bone! ♪
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- ♪ He taught me that I could choose! ♪
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- ♪ It’s cool! ♪
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- ♪ He deserves the choice to stay or go, ♪
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♪ though it scares me to think what I'd lose! ♪
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- ♪ Can’t wait to lose ourselves in ♪
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♪ nasty sex, and make that bird squawk! ♪
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- ♪ I really must confess... ♪ BLITZØ: ♪ We’ll just stick with ♪
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♪ what makes sense, ♪
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♪ like him sucking my- ♪
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STOLAS: ♪ God! This is the worst, ♪
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♪ waiting for the shoe to drop. ♪
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- ♪ Who needs words when you’ve got a mouthful of- ♪
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- ♪ Come to your senses! ♪ -
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- ♪ Come to your senses! ♪ BLITZØ: Then I’ll do that thing
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with my tongue where I- STOLAS: ♪ He’s worthy of your ♪
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♪ love and trust! ♪
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- ♪ I’ll eat his bird puss nice and rough! ♪
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- ♪ Tonight cannot come soon ♪ -
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- ♪ Tonight cannot come soon ♪ BLITZØ: ♪ He’ll be coming soon ♪
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[Together] - ♪ Enough! ♪
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- [Spoken] Oh yeah!
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- ♪ But when I see him, ♪
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♪ will it be tender, or be tough? ♪
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♪ Will it please him, ♪
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♪ or will I just be fucking it all up? ♪
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♪ Can this be a relationship, ♪
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♪ or am I still naive? ♪
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♪ I’ll set us free. ♪
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♪ Whatever it may be. ♪
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♪ When I see him, ♪
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[Spoken] tonight. ♪♪
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[Wheels squeaking]
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- My baby!
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Someone save my baby!
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[Tires squealing] [Cars honking]
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- Sure hope this glass doesn’t break.
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[Glass shattering] It broke!!!
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[Baby crying]
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- Oh thank you, thank you!
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How could I ever repay you?
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- No need ma’am. I was just in the right place at the right time.
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[Wheels squeaking]
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[Gasping]
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- Didja have to hug him so hard?
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I’m at underwear level you know.
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And that guy clearly hadn’t showered today.
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KEENIE: Oh stop complaining.
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I had to sell it, didn’t I?
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How’d we do Cletus?
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- Not great. Lets setup for another run.
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COLLIN: I don’t know Cletus,
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doesn’t this all seem a little…
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sinful?
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- We’ve been over this!
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We are still helping people!
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We just provided that man
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with an opportunity to be selfless and heroic.
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- After that performance?!
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He’s sure to get into Heaven! We just saved a soul!
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- Is… that how it works?
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- Don’t you think eternal salvation is worth
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twenty bucks and a “Queeznos” punch card?
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- I- I guess. It’s just…
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- You wanna eat, don’t you?
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Wanna live long enough to save more souls and earn our way back into Heaven?
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COLLIN: Of course. I just-
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- Well, then quiet your incessant whinging,
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and get back under that coat!
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We have- WA-OH!
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Ohhhh.
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[Electricity buzzing] [Keenie yelps]
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CLETUS: What?
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Where are we?
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- We ask the questions here,
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Hellspawn.
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- But I’m just a wittle baby, why would you-
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AGENT TWO: Drop the bullshit!
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We know you’re working for that demon filth.
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- Where’s your boss?
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- What boss?
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- This guy.
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- You know that… peanut head?
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- So that’s his name.
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- You know, I think,
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maybe we can help each other out here.
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- Sharp shooting there Mox, pro as usual.
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Millie, beautiful bloody mess in there. Mwah!
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What a great fucking day this is!
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[Blood dripping]
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- You sure seem in good spirits today, sir.
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It’s rare to see you wear something,
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not bad.
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- Well, it’s the, first of all fuck you, it’s the full moon.
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I gotta meet up with Stolas tonight. Felt like dressing up a little
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since it’s been a few months since I’ve been inside of his feathered ass.
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- A few months?!
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- Yeah, the bird started giving me
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more ways out of our monthly fuck sesh.
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He’d be all like-
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[Imitating Stolas] Oh Blitzy,
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I know it’s the full moon tonight,
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but you don’t have to come if you don’t want to, Blitzy.
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[Normal voice] So I've just been taking breaks from having to
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plow his feathered ass into his fancy ass mattress.
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- Eugh.
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TMI, sir.
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- Point being,
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tonight I feel like I could use a little fuckery.
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It’s been a good day, feeling like my stamina’s up.
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And I’m horny.
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- Oh shit. He’s getting bored of you.
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- Whaaaat?
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- Yeah, man.
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If someone wants to see you less and less-
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big red flag.
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If they give you chances to ditch they probably want out themselves.
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Just wanna be more passive aggressive about it.
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Dicks.
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- [Mocking Loona] Wanna be more passive aggressive-
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[Normal voice] How do you know, Loona?
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[Phone ringing]
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LOONA: ‘Cause I do that aaaall the time.
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[Phone beeping]
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- Well tits.
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Guess I finally gotta to do position 37 tonight.
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Don’t worry, though, this book ain't going nowhere
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if I have anything to fuck about it.
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I’ll dick him so good he’ll let us keep this thing another year easy.
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- Well I hope so, sir!
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Business has actually hit a peak,
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and it would be disastrous to lose what we worked for now.
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So fuck him good, sir.
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- Don’t worry Mox. By the end of the night I’ll have Stolas eating out of my ass.
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If the gag’ll let him!
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Ehhhh?! Ehhhh?!?!
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[Blitzø laughing]
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- Stooop.
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[Continued laughing]
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- Okay, grow up Mox.
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It’s what adults do, we’re horny.
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Mmfff-fuuuck me, Moxxie.
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We’ve used like all the shit in this box!
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I- If Stolas is bored after this I…
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I need to up the ante.
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Moxxie, I need you to hold down the fort, get some overdue paperwork done.
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- What overdue paperwork?
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- So why would a bunch of angels be looking for demons?
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- We just wanna get back into He-
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- [Interrupting] We’re exorcists!
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The flaming swords of the Heavens,
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here to strike them down with
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fiiiiiiery vengeance!
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- Ooh yeah! Yeah, yeah.
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We lay in wait for them to return to earth,
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so we might smite them once and for all! -
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so we might smite them once and for all! COLLIN: What are you guys talking abou-
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Oooow!!
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- Maybe you don’t have to wait.
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- Come with us.
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[Spooky sci-fi music]
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[Mechanical whirring]
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AGENT ONE: Since their assault on Compound X,
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our government has quadrupled our funding
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and allowed us unfettered access to the most
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bleeding edge military advancements.
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AGENT TWO: Demonic containment cells.
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Hellfire suppression suits.
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Camouflage exoskeletons.
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And a battalion of highly trained combat priests.
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All so we could finally utilize…
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this.
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CLETUS: What is it?
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- Our ticket...
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To the other side.
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AGENT ONE: An extra dimensional portal generator.
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This bad boy will allow us to open a door straight into hell
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where we plan on eliminating the demonic threat
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before they can tarnish this great country.
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Well, uh.
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Once we work out all the kinks, yeah.
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- Kinks?
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- So far we’ve only been able to open the portal about two feet in diameter.
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Hardly big enough to fit a child through.
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- And we can’t very well send children.
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Not after last time.
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[Children screaming]
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- Those god damn American heroes.
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- Honestly we’re not even sure that was hell we sent them to.
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Point is!
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We could use someone,
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or someones, with more experience.
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How about it little guys?
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[Agent One and Two together] - Wanna help us hunt some demon scum?
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[Cletus and Keenie together] - Fuck yeah!!
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[Cletus laughing]
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[Sci-fi battle music]
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[Explosion]
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[Jetpack whizzing]
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[Tracker device beeping]
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- Welcome, little one!
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What can I interest you in today?
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- I’m looking for a snazzy candle.
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One that screams “sexy.”
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You got anything that’ll get anyone in the mood, buddy?
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- Bitch, you’re in the Lust Ring!
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Everything here has sexy energy.
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But what kind of mood are you aiming for?
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- Just… Horny?
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Ho- reg- ve- very- very horny. Max horny.
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- They’re all horny! What’s the mood?
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- I don’t know!
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I’m a simple pervert imp, I just need something fucky.
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COLLIN: Oh, there he is!
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KEENIE: Let’s take him!!
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CLETUS: Hold on! Where’s the rest of them?
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He wasn’t alone before!
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I say we follow him for a bit; make sure he’s by himself.
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- Cletus, if we don’t do this we’re never getting back into Heaven!
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- Which is why we have to make sure this goes smoooothly!
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We have only one shot!
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It has to be perfect.
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- Do you know the measurements of the other one?
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- Eh, not really, but he’s tall as shit.
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- Well, we have some pretty long harnesses.
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Also can’t go wrong with something that stretches.
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- Ooh that is fancy, alright, I’m into it.
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- Sweet Heavens, what kind of store is this?
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KEENIE: This guy truly is a SICKO!
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SPIDER: Can I help you all?
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[Keenie, Cletus, and Collin scream]
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- Hello, fellow vile hellbeast.
0:11:43.486,0:11:46.969
We are on a tot-ally normal demon day.
0:11:46.971,0:11:49.810
Just out lookin’ to get some good tormenting in.
0:11:49.813,0:11:52.413
We need some good tooor…
0:11:52.414,0:11:53.784
[Gasps]
0:11:53.785,0:11:55.655
torture supplies.
0:11:55.657,0:11:57.442
- Well you have come to the right place
0:11:57.443,0:11:59.557
my slightly robotic looking friend. [Cletus gulps]
0:11:59.557,0:12:02.280
- What kind of torturing are we looking to do?
0:12:02.399,0:12:05.471
- Oh! You know. Just your standard… pain.
0:12:05.471,0:12:07.842
- As long as it doesn’t hurt too much.
0:12:07.844,0:12:08.379
Like-
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Do you have any harshly worded bumper stickers?
0:12:11.471,0:12:12.255
- Uhhhhh.
0:12:12.256,0:12:14.513
- Or something for a mild spanking?
0:12:14.528,0:12:16.275
- Oh! That we have in spades!
0:12:16.277,0:12:18.286
We got your floggers, your crops, your whips, your whisks.
0:12:18.287,0:12:22.729
Studded, un-studded, wooden, leather, titanium, brimstone, what are you into?
0:12:22.730,0:12:24.628
[Lone bird call]
0:12:24.629,0:12:28.428
- I don’t know if that’s exactly what we’re lookin’ for.
0:12:28.429,0:12:32.070
What was that ooother horrid hellspawn lookin’ at?
0:12:32.072,0:12:33.879
- Oh, just some of those.
0:12:37.913,0:12:40.000
[Jetpacks whirring]
0:12:40.129,0:12:42.399
- Cletus, he’s clearly on his way to claim
0:12:42.400,0:12:44.428
another innocent earthly soul in some
0:12:44.429,0:12:47.313
sick barbaric fashion, we have to stop him!
0:12:47.315,0:12:50.029
- Not yet! We have to wait...
0:12:50.029,0:12:51.985
For our moment.
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- Y'know, thanks for doing me this solid, Fizz.
0:12:54.615,0:12:55.956
I gotta get the good shit for tonight and
0:12:55.957,0:12:57.971
I know you and Ozz make the best toys in town.
0:12:57.971,0:12:59.014
- I got you buddy!
0:12:59.014,0:13:01.885
We have some new prototypes that I think will get the job done
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for a fancy gentleman like yourself.
0:13:16.370,0:13:19.813
Now, we have got these new beads- oooh.
0:13:19.815,0:13:21.698
They’re made of real obsidian.
0:13:21.700,0:13:24.843
- Oh, its beautiful, but you know, Stolas never really seemed into the beaaads.
0:13:24.844,0:13:26.971
- Alrighty, not into the beads, I get it.
0:13:26.971,0:13:27.968
Fancier then!
0:13:27.971,0:13:30.456
We have some stylish blindfolds?
0:13:30.457,0:13:33.544
Our new collection has encrusted jewels.
0:13:33.546,0:13:36.559
- Oh shit, those are niiice.
0:13:36.559,0:13:39.213
- And if you’re feeling really frisky,
0:13:39.215,0:13:40.771
we have the new…
0:13:40.772,0:13:43.400
Dragon Driller 5000!
0:13:43.400,0:13:45.756
Now with vibration!
0:13:45.758,0:13:48.329
[Engine revving] [Fizz laughing]
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- There we go! That’s his speed,
0:13:50.187,0:13:52.186
I will take that.
0:13:55.956,0:13:59.043
- Heavens, what is this place?
0:13:59.043,0:14:00.856
It’s so heavily guarded.
0:14:00.857,0:14:03.441
- A-armory? War room?
0:14:03.442,0:14:04.143
- Quiet!
0:14:04.144,0:14:07.966
Don’t you realize, stealth is our greaaatest advantage here?
0:14:07.971,0:14:09.942
PASSERBY: Oh darling look, voyeurs!
0:14:09.943,0:14:12.841
Positively adorable, darling.
0:14:14.971,0:14:16.000
COLLIN: I think he’s comin int-
0:14:16.000,0:14:17.842
OH GOD what’s that?!
0:14:18.842,0:14:20.942
- Deeeaarr gooood.
0:14:20.943,0:14:22.756
KEENIE: He’s gonna use THAT?
0:14:22.758,0:14:24.970
On an innocent PERSON?
0:14:24.971,0:14:26.629
We have to stop him NOW!
0:14:26.629,0:14:27.442
- You’re right!
0:14:27.442,0:14:28.855
Okay guys, it’s time.
0:14:28.856,0:14:30.242
Now’s our moment.
0:14:30.244,0:14:34.999
Remember everything that horny little fudge knuckle did to us because now…
0:14:35.000,0:14:36.712
we make him pay.
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For the humans,
0:14:37.899,0:14:38.956
for the heavens,
0:14:38.956,0:14:40.956
and most of all, for us!
0:14:40.956,0:14:43.143
Let's go kick some ass!
0:14:43.144,0:14:44.643
LET’S FUCK 'EM UP!
0:14:44.644,0:14:46.466
[Heavy thud]
0:14:48.071,0:14:49.314
- What? How did you-
0:14:49.315,0:14:50.329
oh no!
0:14:50.330,0:14:51.357
- Find ‘ya?
0:14:51.357,0:14:53.128
We were already following our dumbass boss
0:14:53.129,0:14:56.028
to make sure he doesn’t fuck up and lose our meal ticket.
0:14:57.086,0:14:59.863
MOXXIE: And you weren’t exactly covert.
0:15:00.756,0:15:03.028
LOONA: Got a lotta nerve coming to our neighborhood after the
0:15:03.029,0:15:04.852
ass kicking you took last time.
0:15:04.856,0:15:06.185
- A lot of nerve,
0:15:06.187,0:15:09.154
and a lot of upgrades, mutt!
0:15:11.100,0:15:13.442
[Missile fire]
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[Explosion]
0:15:15.971,0:15:17.229
CLETUS: The boss!
0:15:17.230,0:15:19.707
Get their boss!
0:15:22.456,0:15:23.842
LOONA: No you don’t, bitch!
0:15:23.844,0:15:25.229
[Gunfire]
0:15:27.828,0:15:29.527
- Hey, wake up asshole.
0:15:29.614,0:15:31.485
[Moxxie grunting]
0:15:37.700,0:15:38.785
[Loona growling]
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[Gun cocks]
0:15:39.799,0:15:41.642
[Rapid gunfire]
0:15:42.129,0:15:44.100
[Millie grunts]
0:15:44.100,0:15:46.086
[Keenie grunts]
0:15:46.086,0:15:46.928
MILLIE: Sorry hun,
0:15:46.929,0:15:48.299
you can play as me,
0:15:48.301,0:15:50.771
but that don’t mean you’re anywhere close.
0:15:50.772,0:15:51.943
Ah!
0:15:54.500,0:15:55.971
[Metal scraping]
0:15:55.971,0:15:57.328
[Keenie and Millie grunting]
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[Shrieking]
0:15:59.942,0:16:00.995
[Keenie growling]
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- Mox!
0:16:07.385,0:16:08.256
[Gun cocks]
0:16:08.258,0:16:10.371
- Welcome to hell, bitch!
0:16:10.813,0:16:12.899
[Moxxie screams]
0:16:13.270,0:16:14.985
[Cletus groaning]
0:16:14.985,0:16:17.025
CLETUS: Wait- wait!
0:16:23.129,0:16:25.143
CLETUS: [distant] WHYYY GOD!
0:16:25.144,0:16:32.682
[Rapid gunfire]
0:16:37.956,0:16:43.947
[Keenie and Moxxie screaming]
0:16:45.256,0:16:48.785
[Explosion]
0:16:50.928,0:16:54.543
[Keenie and Moxxie screaming]
0:17:00.856,0:17:02.622
[Moxxie and Millie Moaning]
0:17:04.929,0:17:06.440
[Cletus groaning]
0:17:07.570,0:17:08.842
[Keenie shrieks]
0:17:10.028,0:17:11.871
[Cherubs all groaning in pain]
0:17:11.872,0:17:13.028
AGENT TWO: Soooo.
0:17:13.029,0:17:14.413
How’d it go?
0:17:24.671,0:17:26.000
[Bag jingling]
0:17:27.986,0:17:30.000
BLITZØ: Hidey-ha-hoo-ha, Stolas.
0:17:31.828,0:17:33.570
Guess what I got for us?
0:17:33.571,0:17:36.470
I got lots of funnnn shit for us to
0:17:36.471,0:17:38.628
play with tonight!
0:17:38.630,0:17:42.413
Like this extra large candle that smells like
0:17:42.413,0:17:43.929
[Sniffs]
0:17:43.930,0:17:45.714
horny!
0:17:45.714,0:17:46.627
I gooot...
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I got, what- whatever, uhh, this…
0:17:48.971,0:17:50.000
lil' guy is.
0:17:50.000,0:17:53.328
But I’m sure there’s someplace in your cloaca we can stick it.
0:17:53.329,0:17:56.399
Aaand look at this bad boy!
0:17:57.628,0:18:00.570
[Engine revving, maniacal laughter]
0:18:03.770,0:18:05.542
- Do you- [clears throat]
0:18:05.544,0:18:07.294
Do you have my book, Blitz?
0:18:08.171,0:18:10.671
- Yeah, uh- [Engine stops] Yeah. Yeah I- I it's...
0:18:10.672,0:18:12.699
right here, I always bring it. Why do you…
0:18:12.700,0:18:14.729
STOLAS: I need it back.
0:18:14.730,0:18:15.740
Permanently.
0:18:15.742,0:18:18.299
- Now- n-now, ho- hold on Stolas, come on.
0:18:18.300,0:18:21.128
Is this because I’ve taken up skipping a few rounds with you in bed
0:18:21.130,0:18:22.586
because I’m busy?
0:18:22.586,0:18:23.671
That ain’t fair.
0:18:23.672,0:18:26.614
Alright, now I-I- I can still hold up my end of the bargain!
0:18:26.615,0:18:28.656
Alright? L-let me show you a good time tonight.
0:18:28.657,0:18:30.056
You know I caaan.
0:18:30.057,0:18:32.500
- Please don’t say it like that, Blitz. I-
0:18:32.500,0:18:34.370
- Come oooon, bitch!
0:18:34.372,0:18:37.186
You know I don’t disappoint.
0:18:37.186,0:18:38.228
- No no, no. No.
0:18:38.230,0:18:39.643
There’s no need.
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I’ve made up my mind.
0:18:40.901,0:18:43.143
- Stolas, please, don- I-I need this book.
0:18:43.144,0:18:44.513
Please!
0:18:45.070,0:18:47.256
I need this book, Stolas.
0:18:47.258,0:18:49.129
I will do anything.
0:18:50.185,0:18:51.156
- This...
0:18:51.157,0:18:53.642
Is an Asmodean crystal.
0:18:53.644,0:18:55.528
It’s registered in your name.
0:18:55.529,0:18:56.270
- Aaa what?
0:18:56.271,0:19:00.612
- Asmodeus has his demons legally travel to earth for work all the time.
0:19:00.614,0:19:02.613
I made the case for you to own one.
0:19:02.614,0:19:05.429
You will be technically under his jurisdiction,
0:19:05.430,0:19:08.957
but you will be able to go anywhere you want in the human realm
0:19:08.958,0:19:11.200
without fear of consequence.
0:19:11.770,0:19:14.241
Without breaking demon law.
0:19:14.242,0:19:17.009
You no longer need my grimoire.
0:19:17.013,0:19:18.156
- Whaaat?
0:19:18.157,0:19:19.278
STOLAS: You…
0:19:19.900,0:19:22.843
no longer have any obligation to see me,
0:19:22.844,0:19:24.171
to touch me…
0:19:24.356,0:19:25.870
to bed me. You are-
0:19:26.143,0:19:27.200
you are free of me.
0:19:27.201,0:19:28.957
- I… don’t understand.
0:19:28.958,0:19:30.657
Why are you giving me this?
0:19:30.657,0:19:32.613
Am I not, like, fucking you good enough?
0:19:32.615,0:19:34.856
Because I- I can always, I can always do better.
0:19:34.857,0:19:35.685
- Blitz,
0:19:35.686,0:19:38.199
I’m giving you this because
0:19:38.201,0:19:38.900
I care...
0:19:39.528,0:19:41.486
Very deeply for you.
0:19:41.487,0:19:43.371
And I have for some time.
0:19:44.028,0:19:47.229
But this… transactional thing we have.
0:19:47.230,0:19:49.541
It’s not right anymore, it hasn’t been.
0:19:49.542,0:19:51.013
It never was.
0:19:51.015,0:19:51.786
And now,
0:19:51.787,0:19:54.129
all I can see is how wrong it is to be so
0:19:54.130,0:19:57.214
tethered to someone in such an unfair way,
0:19:58.128,0:20:01.028
and not know how they feel.
0:20:01.942,0:20:05.229
But, I want you to continue to…
0:20:05.230,0:20:06.598
be who you are.
0:20:06.599,0:20:08.156
Your business.
0:20:09.128,0:20:11.428
You don’t have to stay here with me.
0:20:13.028,0:20:15.700
But I want you to.
0:20:17.586,0:20:20.056
I want you to stay here with me…
0:20:20.057,0:20:21.757
because you want to.
0:20:22.171,0:20:24.687
Only if you want to.
0:20:25.270,0:20:28.385
- Oooh 'kay. Alright. You’re fucking with me!
0:20:28.386,0:20:31.385
This is an interesting roleplay, never done this one, but I can get into it.
0:20:31.386,0:20:32.713
Alright, how does this- okay.
0:20:32.714,0:20:33.798
Oh, Stolas!
0:20:33.799,0:20:37.127
I’ll stay with you, I love you sooo much! I-
0:20:37.128,0:20:38.785
- Thank you, Blitz.
0:20:39.542,0:20:40.513
For…
0:20:40.515,0:20:42.328
awakening me.
0:20:42.957,0:20:44.429
For making me…
0:20:44.430,0:20:46.214
so happy.
0:20:46.214,0:20:48.455
Even if only for a little while.
0:20:50.628,0:20:51.813
I wish you the best with your business.
0:20:51.815,0:20:53.385
- Wait, what?
0:20:53.386,0:20:54.770
You were serious?
0:20:55.013,0:20:57.170
Ho-oh. Hold on now Stolas. What the fuck?
0:20:57.172,0:20:59.342
- I have my answer, Blitz.
0:20:59.929,0:21:01.528
You needn’t say anything.
0:21:02.213,0:21:04.671
I have wanted you for so long.
0:21:04.672,0:21:07.799
The fact that you couldn't believe that I might have these feelings about you,
0:21:07.800,0:21:10.842
that your first instinct is that it’s always…
0:21:11.457,0:21:12.871
about sex.
0:21:14.614,0:21:16.528
That’s enough to know what this is.
0:21:16.529,0:21:17.241
- What?!
0:21:17.242,0:21:18.798
Fuck you, Stolas!
0:21:18.799,0:21:21.557
You spring this feelings bullshit on me, are you
0:21:21.557,0:21:23.355
FUCKING KIDDING?!
0:21:23.356,0:21:24.184
Can I get a
0:21:24.185,0:21:27.570
FUCKING minute to think after everything
0:21:27.571,0:21:29.085
you put me through you
0:21:29.086,0:21:29.713
POMPUS,
0:21:29.714,0:21:30.513
RICH
0:21:30.515,0:21:32.057
[Voice echoing] ASSHOLE!
0:21:32.913,0:21:35.500
Treat me like one of your little butler imps!
0:21:35.500,0:21:37.670
You can’t just dismiss me like that!
0:21:37.671,0:21:41.514
I mean you royal fucks think you can do this every time.
0:21:41.515,0:21:46.086
Like you can just play with our feelings because we’re smaller and not as important!
0:21:46.086,0:21:49.056
Well I’m not letting you, bitch!
0:21:49.057,0:21:51.127
[Voice echoing] LET’S GO!
0:21:55.814,0:21:57.143
- Blitz,
0:21:57.144,0:22:00.128
I think so very highly of you.
0:22:01.057,0:22:03.628
[Crying] I didn’t realize you think so low of me.
0:22:03.630,0:22:05.243
[Sniffles]
0:22:05.446,0:22:07.121
Goodbye, Blitz.
0:22:07.328,0:22:09.385
- Stolas, wait! I’m s-
0:22:10.656,0:22:12.138
What...
0:22:12.429,0:22:13.343
the…
0:22:14.257,0:22:17.171
FUUUUCK!!