So the date was over and I escorted her back home
No, she wasn't in for it, no way
Oh, Granny, granny I'll call you right back
what's that? A thousand buck to whomever finds...
Oh, a cat is missing
Who saw our Khumy
Red haired, one black ear, white stain on the forehead
and a blue collar.
- Ah, Khumy? - That's me! - No way!
- So, you're lost? - You nailed it. - You don't say
Hop on, I'm taking you back home.
Let's first talk some bussiness.
Pardon?
What's your name?
Shmuel
Shmuel, I've got a offer, ok?
Ok
You take me home
You get 200 bucks, I get 800 bucks, end of story.
Why do you need money anyway?
Distemper vaccine
Really?
Hell no! I just need money, don't you?
I sure could use some money.
Well then, 800-200, deal?
Fifty-fifty
Fifty-fifty? Are you out of your mind?
Ok, nevermind then, go back by yourself, you won't see a penny.
You go without the cat and you won't see a penny.
What?
Ok, Fifty-fifty.
Ok, cool, call Yehudit
Just don't get too cheap to call
I won't, rest assured
I'm using Nok nok, it's free
This collar looks good on you.
Thanks.
Hello?
- Oh, Hi Yehudit - Yes please? - Yehudit, good afternoon
It's Shmuel, you won't believe it
I found your cat.
Oh really?
Yeah, yes, red haured, one black ear
White stain on the forehead, and a blue collar
Ok, I've had enough of this.
Pardon?
Listen,
This idiot gets missing every week
I've already spent thousand of dollars on him
let him come back by his own, I'm done spending.
She says she had enough of this
That you should come back by yourself, she's done spending.
Tell her I'm lost, so I can't come back,
and that it would be best if you take me back
Ahh, listen
He says he's lost, and can't come back
and it's best if I bring him back.
Ok, let me talk to him.
She wants to talk to you.
Huh? Khumy! Khumy!
No way! No way!
Son of a b... Khumy!
Officer! Officer!
Someone just stole my cellphone
Where? Here, now?
Yeah, what a bitch
Bitch?
Not a bitch... a cat
Red haired, one black ear, white stain on the forehead
And a blue collar
Yeah, how did you know?
Welcome to the club, buddy
Half of this city got their cellphones stolen by him.
No way! I'm such an idiot! Such an idiot!
Let's call Yehudit!
Yehudit?
Yes, yes, Yehudit, the owner, he must have ran home.
There's no reason in calling Yehudit.
Why not? Here's her number on the tree.
There's no reason in calling Yehudit!
Why not?
That's Yehudit.