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This episode of "Its the End of the World

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as we know it and I feel fine"
was made possible

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by contributions from slaves like you.

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Spank you very much.

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And here is latest hero to fight the
illegal border crime.

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SUPERMAN!

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Thank you, Governor.
We super friends had no idea

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that El Dorado was an illegal
when we let him join our ranks.

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I'm on my way to deport him right now.


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Yeah, yeah, good job with
that Superman thing going on there.

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And how did you come to
this great country yourself?

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(ZOOOOOM)

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Gott in himmel!

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Sir, if you have a moment,

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I wanted to talk about

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how YOU got into this country?

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goooood morning slaves


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and welcome to
another sedtion of

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"it's the end of the world as you know it


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and i feel fine”

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the show that believes that

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All Cats Are Beautiful.

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this is pinky.

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he's a male
cat.

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domestic short hair.

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he's available for adoption
he's the pet of the week...

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aaaah!

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i am your host(ess) stimulator,

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and despite the theoretical disagreements
and sectarian shit talks

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that tends to take place between
anarchists of different political stripes

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there's one thing we can all agree on:

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borders are fucking bullshit!

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not only do these heavily militarized
and completely fucking imaginary lines

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restrict peeps movements,
often separating migrants and refugees

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from their families
and loved ones back home,

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they also divide the world
into mother fucking states.

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aaand
along side pigs, prisons and armies

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a shitty fucking by product of states is

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nationalism.

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the irrational fucking belief
that peeps who live within the boundaries

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of your imaginary lines
are superior than

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those who were born
somewhere else.

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god bless the USA!
god bless the USA!

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when do we beat mexico at the border?


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they're laughing at us.
i would build a great wall

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and nobody builds walls
better than me, believe me.

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racist politicians
and dipshit news pundits

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reinforce this stupid fucking notion
by constantly harping on

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about the threat
by so called foreign terrorists

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and illegal immigrants.

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I think there are cultures
that are obviously deficient.

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when you bring the people here
you bring those cultures here.

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that includes honor killings,
it includes uncles raping their nieces,

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it includes dumping...

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these crazy fucking rants in turn
help to whip people into

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a paranoid and patriotic frenzy
which governments then

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exploit to syphon shit
tons of cash to their homies

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in the security
and military industrial complexes.

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well, i just want to thank the chairman
for working with me

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in adding a hundred million dollars
to every ten additional b1 bomber...

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that b1 has been a great asset
for the projection of power...

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the f35 joint strike fighter,
the fa22 raptor and the...

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because the military industrial complex is
not two links, it's three:

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it's the military and industry
and congress.

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and despite all their fancy fucking talk
about globalization and a borderless world

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the international financial elites
depends on

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strict border controls
to help regulate global inequality,

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carving the world into markets
and opening up individual states

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to the economic dictates of
gangsta capitalist institutions

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like the IMF and the WTO and
The World mother fucking Bank.

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when we have free markets,
whether we are trying to

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sell their products
to their citizens

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or trying to mine their resources
we need to be in that country

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for some reason

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and therefore we're gonna talk about
free markets,free trade,

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but what's really going on is
we want our companies

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to get rich in your country.

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these policies help reproduce
a global apartheid system

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that keeps black and brown peeps poor
and forced to slave away

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in mines and factories
manufacturing frivolous fucking shit

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to be shipped across the world
and consumed by rich gringos in the west.

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just in the morning
you put it in your mouth...

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you can stick your chin out too…

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yup.
capitalism is a depraved fucking system

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and it's smooth functioning
depends on obscuring this fact.

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by dehumanizing it's victims
and making sure that they stay on

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the other side of the barbed wire.

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Buuuut
capitalism's destructive

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fucking consequences
such as war, global inequality

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and ecological collapse
are increasingly merging together

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into a cluster fuck of epic proportions
pushing the whole system

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to the breaking point.

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as a result,
Europe is currently experiencing

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the largest refugee crisis
since the second world war.

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this crisis has been
steadily mounting for years now

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and has already claimed the lives of
thousands of migrants

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who's ships have capsized
in the mediterranean en route from Libia,

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but it was the heart breaking photographs
of Aylan Kurdi,

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a three year old child from Kobani
who drowned along

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with his mother and sister
earlier this month

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while trying to
flee the civil war in Syria

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that has finally forced
peeps in the west to recognize

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the scale and the human cost
of this catastrophe.

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since then
a wave of refugees fleeing wars in

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Syria, Afghanistan and Iraq and
overlapping humanitarian crisis in Africa

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have crashed into
the borders of fortressed europe.

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It has been incredibly inspiring
to see peeps fight their way

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through riot pigs
in Macedonia and Hungary,

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rip down chain link fences and literally
smash their way through states

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in order to
assert their human rights.

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it has also been fucking shocking
to see the lengths

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that politicians will go to keep them out.

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children in congo have no rights.

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The rebels come and they kill children.
they rape children.

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this is only a small taste
of what's to come.

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over the coming years
run away climate change,

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even more destabilizing wars
and the crushing effects of poverty

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will force millions more peeps
to risk everything to escape

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to the relative safety
of the global north.

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whether this historic crisis provokes
revolution or a fascist back lash

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will be determined by the actions
of the mother fucking resistance.

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lets hope we're up to the task.

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A year ago,
43 educational students were kidnapped

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and disappeared in the state of
Guerrero in Mexico.

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