WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.670 - Coming up. 00:00:01.670 --> 00:00:03.230 - You gave birth right there? 00:00:03.230 --> 00:00:04.300 - Yeah, on the floor. 00:00:04.300 --> 00:00:05.133 Yeah. 00:00:05.133 --> 00:00:06.960 - Is there any like stains left behind? 00:00:06.960 --> 00:00:08.880 I just had a sniff of your hair. 00:00:08.880 --> 00:00:10.088 - Cool. 00:00:10.088 --> 00:00:11.450 Red wine. 00:00:11.450 --> 00:00:14.890 - It lets out a cry from the vagina. 00:00:14.890 --> 00:00:15.840 - [Stereo talking] He comes back from the shower 00:00:15.840 --> 00:00:16.760 in only a towel. 00:00:16.760 --> 00:00:18.650 And I absolutely ablaze. 00:00:18.650 --> 00:00:21.318 - Do you want to see my blast toys? 00:00:21.318 --> 00:00:23.140 - Happy December. 00:00:23.140 --> 00:00:24.440 So for this month, I'm going to be doing 00:00:24.440 --> 00:00:28.680 some fun festive live shows on a new app called Stereo. 00:00:28.680 --> 00:00:30.710 Each week with a different guest. 00:00:30.710 --> 00:00:32.360 If you're over 18, I want to check out the app. 00:00:32.360 --> 00:00:34.210 I've put a link below so you can follow me on it 00:00:34.210 --> 00:00:35.520 and also check out some other shows. 00:00:35.520 --> 00:00:37.460 Today's videos with Louise Pentland. 00:00:37.460 --> 00:00:39.265 We had a very large low. 00:00:39.265 --> 00:00:41.848 (upbeat music) 00:00:44.110 --> 00:00:46.520 - Welcome to my first Stereo show. 00:00:46.520 --> 00:00:49.970 I am joined by the fabulous Louise Pentland. 00:00:49.970 --> 00:00:51.065 Hello. 00:00:51.065 --> 00:00:52.190 - Hi. 00:00:52.190 --> 00:00:53.580 This is so exciting. 00:00:53.580 --> 00:00:54.450 - You got your flower crown. 00:00:54.450 --> 00:00:55.283 You're rocking it. 00:00:55.283 --> 00:00:56.270 - That's how I get old school, 00:00:56.270 --> 00:00:58.060 sprinkle of glitter, you know. 00:00:58.060 --> 00:01:01.580 - I feel like mine looks a bit cooler than I actually am. 00:01:01.580 --> 00:01:03.120 Do you know what I mean? 00:01:03.120 --> 00:01:03.953 - Yeah. 00:01:05.750 --> 00:01:08.930 - He's got more and more tailored quit than I actually have. 00:01:08.930 --> 00:01:11.250 - I'll tell you what it is with emoji people 00:01:11.250 --> 00:01:14.028 and something, I'm very grateful for myself is that 00:01:14.028 --> 00:01:16.690 they don't portray age at all. 00:01:16.690 --> 00:01:19.978 And I think that that does you and I mostly me, 00:01:19.978 --> 00:01:22.170 a good service. 00:01:22.170 --> 00:01:25.670 - I mean, you're looking glowing right now today, Louise. 00:01:25.670 --> 00:01:27.023 - That's the Botox, Phil. 00:01:30.520 --> 00:01:33.000 That is frozen till Christmas. 00:01:33.000 --> 00:01:35.600 - The way you can interact with stereo is 00:01:35.600 --> 00:01:37.730 you can send in a voice message and then 00:01:37.730 --> 00:01:40.070 it will play out for us and we can react to it. 00:01:40.070 --> 00:01:40.930 So we've just got our first one. 00:01:40.930 --> 00:01:42.368 Now let's play it. 00:01:42.368 --> 00:01:43.640 - [Stereo] Have you started decorating the house 00:01:43.640 --> 00:01:44.770 for Christmas yet? 00:01:44.770 --> 00:01:48.580 - Well, I think Louise is the Christmas queen 00:01:48.580 --> 00:01:50.650 because when did you start decorating your house 00:01:50.650 --> 00:01:51.483 for Christmas Louise? 00:01:51.483 --> 00:01:54.790 - So the Christmas decorations went up on, 00:01:54.790 --> 00:01:56.870 let me just look at my calendar, one second, 00:01:56.870 --> 00:01:59.561 so I can get the exact date for you. 00:01:59.561 --> 00:02:00.395 - July, 00:02:00.395 --> 00:02:01.940 - July. 00:02:01.940 --> 00:02:04.520 It was the 2nd of November that we had our Christmas 00:02:04.520 --> 00:02:05.353 decorations done. 00:02:05.353 --> 00:02:07.000 So yeah, we were set for Christmas. 00:02:07.000 --> 00:02:11.010 What about you? I imagine you're slightly less festive. 00:02:11.010 --> 00:02:13.490 - At the moment, all I've got is a tree 00:02:13.490 --> 00:02:14.900 that is covered in fairy lights. 00:02:14.900 --> 00:02:17.140 - Can I just say for all your dear listeners, 00:02:17.140 --> 00:02:22.140 it is the most sad effort for Christmas, I have ever seen. 00:02:22.650 --> 00:02:24.563 It's a slightly dying plant and you've not even 00:02:24.563 --> 00:02:27.604 wrapped them round that you just try it, 00:02:27.604 --> 00:02:31.153 - That is my best try of wrapping them around. 00:02:31.153 --> 00:02:31.986 - Oh God. 00:02:31.986 --> 00:02:33.740 - I'm not a very crafty person. 00:02:33.740 --> 00:02:35.850 So I think the last time we made a video together, 00:02:35.850 --> 00:02:40.060 we were talking about mucus plugs and fundal rights. 00:02:40.060 --> 00:02:42.300 And various other birth terms. 00:02:42.300 --> 00:02:43.430 If you've got twins, 00:02:43.430 --> 00:02:45.440 is when they both come out at the same time. 00:02:45.440 --> 00:02:46.273 - Jesus Christ. 00:02:46.273 --> 00:02:47.540 That doesn't happen. 00:02:47.540 --> 00:02:48.420 - That was a long time. 00:02:48.420 --> 00:02:50.490 I like to think I've retained some of that knowledge. 00:02:50.490 --> 00:02:51.900 - Oh, okay, great. 00:02:51.900 --> 00:02:53.108 That will be handy. 00:02:53.108 --> 00:02:54.960 - Do you want to quiz me on one of them? 00:02:54.960 --> 00:02:56.451 - Sure, okay. 00:02:56.451 --> 00:02:59.185 What is a search a surge? 00:02:59.185 --> 00:03:04.185 - A surge is when the baby is getting so close 00:03:04.230 --> 00:03:08.623 to being born, it lets out a cry from the vagina. 00:03:09.520 --> 00:03:10.687 - No. 00:03:10.687 --> 00:03:11.520 - And that's the surge. 00:03:11.520 --> 00:03:13.150 They are like, we've heard the surge. 00:03:13.150 --> 00:03:14.200 We heard the cry. 00:03:14.200 --> 00:03:15.593 - So, No. 00:03:18.951 --> 00:03:21.350 For those watching the video will know this spot where I'm 00:03:21.350 --> 00:03:24.257 sitting right now is exactly where I gave birth to that baby 00:03:24.257 --> 00:03:26.120 girl that we did the video on. 00:03:26.120 --> 00:03:27.570 - You gave birth right there. 00:03:27.570 --> 00:03:28.600 - Yeah, on the floor. 00:03:28.600 --> 00:03:31.885 - Was there any like stains left behind? 00:03:31.885 --> 00:03:35.690 - No, it's a tiled floor and also it was in a birthing pool. 00:03:35.690 --> 00:03:36.540 It's in a birthing pool, 00:03:36.540 --> 00:03:38.610 but we did put the after birth in the bushes, 00:03:38.610 --> 00:03:39.950 in the garden afterwards. 00:03:39.950 --> 00:03:43.283 - Did it make the roses grow extra? 00:03:44.150 --> 00:03:45.290 - Yeah, but not the placenta 00:03:45.290 --> 00:03:47.660 cause we had that made into pills. 00:03:47.660 --> 00:03:48.767 - Oh my God. 00:03:48.767 --> 00:03:49.760 You ate your placenta, didn't you? 00:03:49.760 --> 00:03:52.530 - Yeah, but I feel like this is probably a separate video 00:03:52.530 --> 00:03:53.572 altogether. 00:03:53.572 --> 00:03:56.080 - Could I, I'm not. 00:03:56.080 --> 00:03:57.580 I'm just saying hypothetically, 00:03:57.580 --> 00:04:02.580 if I ate some placenta, sorry, would that benefit me 00:04:04.060 --> 00:04:06.980 in any way or is it all for the benefit of the mother? 00:04:06.980 --> 00:04:09.160 - The idea is, it is for the benefit of the mother. 00:04:09.160 --> 00:04:12.282 I don't know biologically what the risks of that would 00:04:12.282 --> 00:04:17.056 resoundingly sound risky because it is like dried insides, 00:04:17.056 --> 00:04:20.540 but it's worth looking into if ever you find yourself in a 00:04:20.540 --> 00:04:23.030 position to eat your own placenta. 00:04:23.030 --> 00:04:24.310 - Okay. Well now I know, 00:04:24.310 --> 00:04:26.150 I didn't think we were talking about eating placentas 00:04:26.150 --> 00:04:28.790 at the start of this show. 00:04:28.790 --> 00:04:29.623 I get surprised.. 00:04:29.623 --> 00:04:31.460 - It's a surprise round Jeffery corner fell. 00:04:31.460 --> 00:04:33.020 - Did you see that Lady Gaga released 00:04:33.020 --> 00:04:34.870 Lady Gaga flavored Oreos today? 00:04:34.870 --> 00:04:37.050 Just random tangent. 00:04:37.050 --> 00:04:38.380 - I did not want. 00:04:38.380 --> 00:04:40.799 What part of her body are they supposed to taste like? 00:04:40.799 --> 00:04:41.994 - I don't know. 00:04:41.994 --> 00:04:44.570 That's what I was wondering because I was thinking about 00:04:44.570 --> 00:04:47.170 eating placenta and I was all about eating Oreos and I was 00:04:47.170 --> 00:04:49.090 like lady Gaga did those Oreos, 00:04:49.090 --> 00:04:51.322 what flavor do you think your Oreo would be? 00:04:51.322 --> 00:04:54.714 If you were a flavored biscuit? 00:04:54.714 --> 00:04:58.773 - I feel like this not a conversation could go. 00:04:58.773 --> 00:05:01.190 (both laugh) 00:05:03.010 --> 00:05:05.650 - You said don't have to keep this PG. 00:05:05.650 --> 00:05:08.070 I'll just settle for delicious. 00:05:08.070 --> 00:05:09.300 - A glittery biscuit. 00:05:09.300 --> 00:05:10.946 - Yeah, we'll just keep it there. 00:05:10.946 --> 00:05:11.779 What about you? 00:05:11.779 --> 00:05:14.870 - I think I'd be very like hyper sweet cause I'm quiet. 00:05:14.870 --> 00:05:16.720 I like sweet foods. 00:05:16.720 --> 00:05:20.300 So I think mine would be like triple marshmallow, 00:05:20.300 --> 00:05:23.510 popcorn, caramel salted, 00:05:23.510 --> 00:05:25.213 but you literally want one. 00:05:25.213 --> 00:05:26.970 - I like having lots of you. 00:05:26.970 --> 00:05:27.837 - I thank you. 00:05:29.750 --> 00:05:32.550 - You got so many messages coming in on stereo 00:05:32.550 --> 00:05:36.080 for the topic of today, which is 00:05:36.080 --> 00:05:38.826 embarrassing dating incidents. 00:05:38.826 --> 00:05:41.400 (upbeat music) 00:05:41.400 --> 00:05:43.750 - [Stereo] I have this really awkward story 00:05:43.750 --> 00:05:46.580 of my first day and it was a blind date. 00:05:46.580 --> 00:05:49.350 And I was 15 years old and I was at the movie theater. 00:05:49.350 --> 00:05:51.640 And I met this guy on Instagram and never seen a 00:05:51.640 --> 00:05:53.480 picture of him, never seen before. 00:05:53.480 --> 00:05:57.405 So my older brother went with me to the movie theater 00:05:57.405 --> 00:05:58.810 on this date with me. 00:05:58.810 --> 00:06:02.100 And I was horrified, and after that date, 00:06:02.100 --> 00:06:04.590 I never spoke to that guy ever again. 00:06:04.590 --> 00:06:07.090 - I just want to say to that good thinking to take her older 00:06:07.090 --> 00:06:10.250 brother with her, even though it will be really cringe. 00:06:10.250 --> 00:06:13.820 I think that she gets for, for her, for, for you Glen Coco, 00:06:13.820 --> 00:06:15.390 - That's got safety points as well, 00:06:15.390 --> 00:06:17.840 but also kind of awkward when in the future, 00:06:17.840 --> 00:06:19.853 if you stayed with that person, you'd be like, 00:06:19.853 --> 00:06:22.184 remember our first date was with my brother. 00:06:22.184 --> 00:06:24.441 - And also what if it go well and he'd gone to like, 00:06:24.441 --> 00:06:26.857 go in for the kiss and then your brother's there, 00:06:26.857 --> 00:06:27.891 just like, 00:06:27.891 --> 00:06:29.670 - Gonna look the other way. 00:06:29.670 --> 00:06:31.470 - [Stereo voice] I was staying over at my partner's house 00:06:31.470 --> 00:06:33.510 for the first time and I just got dressed 00:06:33.510 --> 00:06:34.343 and ready for today, 00:06:34.343 --> 00:06:36.650 had a shower and him trying to be smooth as 00:06:36.650 --> 00:06:38.742 how does your hair always smell so nice. 00:06:38.742 --> 00:06:42.530 And my hair's not with the brain goes, I don't know. 00:06:42.530 --> 00:06:44.045 It's just what your mom had. 00:06:44.045 --> 00:06:46.410 And I realized very quickly, 00:06:46.410 --> 00:06:48.783 I just your mom and my boyfriend. 00:06:49.660 --> 00:06:53.060 - Well, you get points for having nice smelling hair. 00:06:53.060 --> 00:06:56.320 But I would, I think maybe two years ago, 00:06:56.320 --> 00:06:58.270 I would always go for the, your mum joke 00:06:58.270 --> 00:06:59.550 quite a lot as well. 00:06:59.550 --> 00:07:00.800 So I see where you're coming from, 00:07:00.800 --> 00:07:02.500 especially if there's a bit of an awkward situation, 00:07:02.500 --> 00:07:05.490 but I feel like the other side of that is the person just 00:07:05.490 --> 00:07:06.560 sniffed your hair. 00:07:06.560 --> 00:07:08.234 So you don't want to be on a date, 00:07:08.234 --> 00:07:09.820 and someone's like, I just had a sniff of your hair. 00:07:09.820 --> 00:07:11.460 Oh, I would really be flattered. 00:07:11.460 --> 00:07:12.507 I'd quite like I think, 00:07:12.507 --> 00:07:14.620 only because I'm sad and desperate. 00:07:14.620 --> 00:07:17.407 So I would just go, Oh, someone wants to sniff my hair. 00:07:17.407 --> 00:07:22.407 - Say on a date, you just go straight nose in the hair like 00:07:22.910 --> 00:07:27.413 I have a big day for inhalation of your scalp. 00:07:32.080 --> 00:07:35.130 So if anyone has any others, you can now send them in. 00:07:35.130 --> 00:07:36.660 I'll tell you one of mine though. 00:07:36.660 --> 00:07:40.040 Cause I am a gay, but I had confused moments. 00:07:40.040 --> 00:07:43.200 I was like, I've got this repressed feeling. 00:07:43.200 --> 00:07:44.660 Maybe I should be dating girls. 00:07:44.660 --> 00:07:45.900 I don't know what I should be doing. 00:07:45.900 --> 00:07:48.390 So today I thought I could talk about the times where 00:07:48.390 --> 00:07:52.100 I tried to date girls because I thought you could 00:07:52.100 --> 00:07:54.180 Louise offer a bit of insight. 00:07:54.180 --> 00:07:55.270 Was I doing a good thing? 00:07:55.270 --> 00:07:56.580 Was I doing a bad thing? 00:07:56.580 --> 00:07:57.540 Cause I don't know. 00:07:57.540 --> 00:07:59.390 - Well, I would love to offer you insight, 00:07:59.390 --> 00:08:01.932 but I just want to pre-phase this with 00:08:01.932 --> 00:08:04.524 I was not a good dater. 00:08:04.524 --> 00:08:08.663 And I didn't have my first date till I was 17. 00:08:08.663 --> 00:08:11.910 And then, I was his second option. 00:08:11.910 --> 00:08:14.670 Cause he asked my best friend on a date and she said, no, 00:08:14.670 --> 00:08:16.070 but Louise might go. 00:08:16.070 --> 00:08:17.569 And I was like, Oh God. 00:08:17.569 --> 00:08:19.964 - You were the second option. 00:08:19.964 --> 00:08:22.493 How could you be the second option, Louise? 00:08:23.500 --> 00:08:25.463 - Thanks Phil, but I was. 00:08:26.660 --> 00:08:29.530 - So I had a girl over to my house. 00:08:29.530 --> 00:08:31.040 Why would my parents go home? 00:08:31.040 --> 00:08:32.690 And we were like, 00:08:32.690 --> 00:08:34.380 let's watch a horror movie. 00:08:34.380 --> 00:08:37.350 And I thought she's going to be scared of the horror movie. 00:08:37.350 --> 00:08:39.390 And then if you get scared, 00:08:39.390 --> 00:08:43.430 go through the whole little cuddle under the duvet 00:08:43.430 --> 00:08:45.030 and protect. 00:08:45.030 --> 00:08:46.310 I think it was Jeepers Creepers. 00:08:46.310 --> 00:08:48.090 You don't like horror, so I'm guessing you don't know. 00:08:48.090 --> 00:08:49.690 You've not seen Jeepers Creepers. 00:08:49.690 --> 00:08:50.523 No. 00:08:50.523 --> 00:08:52.590 Anyway, every time someone got murdered, 00:08:52.590 --> 00:08:55.010 the girl I was with was the most laughing 00:08:55.010 --> 00:08:58.690 you've ever heard, from sort of watching people get killed. 00:08:58.690 --> 00:08:59.523 - Wow. 00:09:00.360 --> 00:09:02.360 Wow, luckiest date. 00:09:02.360 --> 00:09:04.610 - To the point where someone was being brutally murdered 00:09:04.610 --> 00:09:06.080 on the film. 00:09:06.080 --> 00:09:08.490 She asked me to rewind it so we could watch it again. 00:09:08.490 --> 00:09:11.922 - Maybe you needed protecting under the duvet. 00:09:11.922 --> 00:09:15.670 - After about the fourth death in the film, 00:09:15.670 --> 00:09:17.480 I was like, maybe I need some protection. 00:09:17.480 --> 00:09:19.100 I want some snuggling under the covers 00:09:19.100 --> 00:09:20.570 and maybe not from you. 00:09:20.570 --> 00:09:21.403 - Yeah. 00:09:21.403 --> 00:09:23.217 She sounds like she would actually murder you under the 00:09:23.217 --> 00:09:24.800 covers and not in like a sexy way. 00:09:24.800 --> 00:09:28.380 - Not like, Oh I'll have you, but like I'll end you. 00:09:28.380 --> 00:09:29.513 - I'll end you. 00:09:31.494 --> 00:09:32.623 That was the first one. 00:09:32.623 --> 00:09:35.280 I did get away with all of my limbs though. 00:09:35.280 --> 00:09:36.984 So that was all right. 00:09:36.984 --> 00:09:38.170 - And how did it end with her? 00:09:38.170 --> 00:09:40.380 - It ended not with a date. 00:09:40.380 --> 00:09:43.050 We decided we were going to go our separate ways probably 00:09:43.050 --> 00:09:45.210 because I was sat like this in the bedroom, 00:09:45.210 --> 00:09:46.480 but the entire time, cause I was scared. 00:09:46.480 --> 00:09:48.370 She was going to start chopping me up with an axe. 00:09:48.370 --> 00:09:50.730 - Did you have to see her at school like the next day? 00:09:50.730 --> 00:09:51.563 - Yeah. 00:09:51.563 --> 00:09:54.140 And she told everyone that I didn't want to do anything. 00:09:54.140 --> 00:09:55.748 I didn't even try and kiss her. 00:09:55.748 --> 00:09:59.720 - And also didn't like girls. 00:09:59.720 --> 00:10:00.553 So. 00:10:00.553 --> 00:10:02.040 - It was, it was a mix. 00:10:02.040 --> 00:10:03.951 It was a mixed bag situation. 00:10:03.951 --> 00:10:04.964 What about you? 00:10:04.964 --> 00:10:09.133 Do you have any other awkward dating experiences? 00:10:10.110 --> 00:10:12.540 - Honestly Phil, all of my dating experiences 00:10:12.540 --> 00:10:16.163 have been awkward until Liam who I'm now engaged to. 00:10:18.760 --> 00:10:20.730 So teens were horrific. 00:10:20.730 --> 00:10:25.550 And then as you know, I became single again when I was 29. 00:10:25.550 --> 00:10:27.660 And I was single for a couple of years 00:10:27.660 --> 00:10:30.050 and I thought, Oh, now I'll date. 00:10:30.050 --> 00:10:32.480 But knowing what to do, but no you don't, 00:10:32.480 --> 00:10:35.890 you don't know in your twenties and thirties either. 00:10:35.890 --> 00:10:38.280 I don't have really any early dating sorts. 00:10:38.280 --> 00:10:39.846 Cause I went to a girls school 00:10:39.846 --> 00:10:42.600 and led a very sheltered life. 00:10:42.600 --> 00:10:45.930 So I was at university and I'd gone on a night out 00:10:45.930 --> 00:10:47.410 with all my gal pals. 00:10:47.410 --> 00:10:50.750 And there was this cool older guy in the studio, 00:10:50.750 --> 00:10:54.865 not in like a bar, like a student's bar, 00:10:54.865 --> 00:10:57.240 looking back it was a bit weird that he was there 00:10:57.240 --> 00:10:59.200 because it was a student bar. 00:10:59.200 --> 00:11:02.970 But, and he was 30 and at the time I was 19. 00:11:02.970 --> 00:11:05.410 So I felt like that was very debonair. 00:11:05.410 --> 00:11:08.860 We swapped numbers and he text me because all you could do 00:11:08.860 --> 00:11:11.840 back in the day was texts or phone and ask me if I wanted to 00:11:11.840 --> 00:11:14.030 go to his apartment for a drink. 00:11:14.030 --> 00:11:16.650 Now that was obviously really stupid and dangerous, 00:11:16.650 --> 00:11:18.890 but I was feeling racy. 00:11:18.890 --> 00:11:21.150 So I was like, yes, I would love to. 00:11:21.150 --> 00:11:24.670 I went to his apartment and I got there 00:11:24.670 --> 00:11:26.010 and it's a studio apartment. 00:11:26.010 --> 00:11:29.130 So if our listeners don't know what studio apartment is, 00:11:29.130 --> 00:11:33.440 basically, it's just one room with everything in the room. 00:11:33.440 --> 00:11:35.260 So he was like, do you want a tour? 00:11:35.260 --> 00:11:38.150 And I was like, yes, please. 00:11:38.150 --> 00:11:40.830 Even though it's was like, I can, I can literally see it. 00:11:40.830 --> 00:11:43.537 I'll have a tour. 00:11:45.360 --> 00:11:48.495 So he walked me around this like one room being like, 00:11:48.495 --> 00:11:51.800 this is the kitchenette. 00:11:51.800 --> 00:11:54.000 And the carpet, and the washing machine, 00:11:54.000 --> 00:11:56.237 I was like, wow wow. 00:11:56.237 --> 00:11:57.070 Okay. 00:11:57.070 --> 00:11:58.410 So we do this whole tour. 00:11:58.410 --> 00:12:00.670 And then he got to his bedroom area. 00:12:00.670 --> 00:12:02.447 By the way, I've got a glass of red wine in my hand 00:12:02.447 --> 00:12:03.940 and I don't like red wine, 00:12:03.940 --> 00:12:06.200 but I was like, Oh cool. 00:12:06.200 --> 00:12:07.033 Red wine. 00:12:07.033 --> 00:12:09.010 We go to his bedroom area and he goes, 00:12:09.010 --> 00:12:11.310 and this is the badge. 00:12:11.310 --> 00:12:12.143 Can I just say, 00:12:12.143 --> 00:12:14.550 I've written this in my, my book, Mum Life. 00:12:14.550 --> 00:12:15.760 And there's more detail, 00:12:15.760 --> 00:12:17.943 but we get to the bed and he's like, this is the badge. 00:12:18.843 --> 00:12:22.070 And I was like, yeah, okay. 00:12:22.070 --> 00:12:24.800 I'm thinking, he's thinking like, 00:12:24.800 --> 00:12:27.379 what are we going to do on the bed? 00:12:27.379 --> 00:12:28.453 Or let's get on the bed or something. 00:12:29.850 --> 00:12:31.950 That's where I am as well with my thoughts. 00:12:31.950 --> 00:12:34.040 There he goes on his bedside drawer. 00:12:34.040 --> 00:12:36.570 And he says, this is my bedside drawer. 00:12:36.570 --> 00:12:39.570 And he opens it and no word of a lie. 00:12:39.570 --> 00:12:44.210 It is filled to the top with tampons. 00:12:45.910 --> 00:12:50.910 - Oh, why was he showing you that as a light in case? 00:12:50.950 --> 00:12:52.220 In case of emergency. 00:12:52.220 --> 00:12:54.310 - Yeah, but I'm not talking like, 00:12:54.310 --> 00:12:57.850 one box that maybe an ex-girlfriend had left there. 00:12:57.850 --> 00:13:01.510 I'm talking like hundreds of tampons, 00:13:01.510 --> 00:13:02.960 like how big the drawer is. 00:13:02.960 --> 00:13:06.400 And a tampon is like the size of half a pen 00:13:06.400 --> 00:13:08.690 and fill a drawer. 00:13:08.690 --> 00:13:10.860 - Yeah, all leaves, not in their boxes, 00:13:10.860 --> 00:13:13.853 just like a sweetie jar. 00:13:13.853 --> 00:13:15.103 And I was like, 00:13:16.080 --> 00:13:17.290 Oh wow. 00:13:17.290 --> 00:13:18.610 And he was like, do you want any? 00:13:18.610 --> 00:13:20.200 I was like, and he offered me. 00:13:20.200 --> 00:13:21.283 So do you want an.... 00:13:23.410 --> 00:13:24.243 Yes. 00:13:28.094 --> 00:13:31.963 - Did you make a hefty escape after that? 00:13:31.963 --> 00:13:33.010 - Yes, I said I wanted to go home, 00:13:33.010 --> 00:13:35.700 but it was very awkward because he had to walk me home 00:13:35.700 --> 00:13:37.600 because I didn't have the money for a taxi. 00:13:37.600 --> 00:13:40.340 So he walked me home, which was about 20 minutes. 00:13:40.340 --> 00:13:44.320 And then we got to my place and he said, can I come up? 00:13:44.320 --> 00:13:47.090 And I was like, no, sorry. 00:13:47.090 --> 00:13:48.130 I'm not allowed. 00:13:48.130 --> 00:13:49.497 Like, I don't know who's not allowing it. 00:13:49.497 --> 00:13:50.780 But I was like, no. 00:13:50.780 --> 00:13:54.113 Because I didn't know how to end the interaction. 00:13:54.113 --> 00:13:59.113 I put my hand on his shoulder and I said, bless you. 00:13:59.690 --> 00:14:00.523 Like a nun. 00:14:04.909 --> 00:14:06.970 I just walked into my hood. 00:14:06.970 --> 00:14:07.820 It was just like, 00:14:09.810 --> 00:14:12.050 - Do you like some people are like train spotters. 00:14:12.050 --> 00:14:16.270 Maybe he was a tampon collector? 00:14:16.270 --> 00:14:17.643 - Maybe, but.... 00:14:19.681 --> 00:14:20.514 - [Stereo voice] In 11th grade, 00:14:20.514 --> 00:14:22.520 my straight boy crush got me to skip school with him in the 00:14:22.520 --> 00:14:24.100 middle of the day to go back to his house, 00:14:24.100 --> 00:14:26.270 which I was obviously all for. 00:14:26.270 --> 00:14:28.320 We get to the house, nobody else's there. 00:14:28.320 --> 00:14:29.590 we go to his room, 00:14:29.590 --> 00:14:31.287 I'm ready for this move. 00:14:31.287 --> 00:14:33.980 Like, I'm gonna go take a shower. 00:14:33.980 --> 00:14:35.890 He comes back from the shower in only a towel 00:14:35.890 --> 00:14:37.943 and I'm absolutely ablaze. 00:14:39.024 --> 00:14:40.770 And then he shows me his Yukio cards 00:14:40.770 --> 00:14:42.820 and we head back to the school. 00:14:42.820 --> 00:14:45.380 My mother is at the school frantic because she's been trying 00:14:45.380 --> 00:14:47.250 to contact me for the past 30 minutes 00:14:47.250 --> 00:14:48.970 to pick me up for an orthodontist appointment 00:14:48.970 --> 00:14:51.540 that I'd forgotten about for skipping school. 00:14:51.540 --> 00:14:53.720 I am grounded for the next three weeks. 00:14:53.720 --> 00:14:55.910 And it turns out in the end, the boy wasn't even straight, 00:14:55.910 --> 00:14:58.670 but I didn't find that out until a year later 00:14:58.670 --> 00:15:01.250 after he had had an entire baby. 00:15:01.250 --> 00:15:02.083 - What! 00:15:03.672 --> 00:15:04.976 That happens. 00:15:04.976 --> 00:15:07.345 That was a roller coaster. 00:15:07.345 --> 00:15:09.018 He had a baby. 00:15:09.018 --> 00:15:12.590 Yukio cards, is in the towel. 00:15:12.590 --> 00:15:13.640 We need some kind of, 00:15:14.608 --> 00:15:16.810 It's like a Pokemon card. 00:15:16.810 --> 00:15:18.930 He just wanted to show his whole collection. 00:15:18.930 --> 00:15:20.095 - Oh, did he? 00:15:20.095 --> 00:15:21.563 I think he panicked. 00:15:21.563 --> 00:15:22.396 - Well, I think so. 00:15:22.396 --> 00:15:24.893 He's like, do you want to see my blast toys. 00:15:26.450 --> 00:15:27.553 - What's a blast toys? 00:15:28.440 --> 00:15:30.497 - Do you know what a squirtle is? 00:15:35.285 --> 00:15:36.118 - Oh yes. 00:15:36.118 --> 00:15:37.525 The Pokemon. 00:15:37.525 --> 00:15:41.326 - Yeah, is there any Pokemon, you know, a picture? 00:15:41.326 --> 00:15:42.159 - Yes. 00:15:42.159 --> 00:15:43.820 If I said like Tom Anda, 00:15:43.820 --> 00:15:45.766 you wouldn't know what that was. 00:15:45.766 --> 00:15:46.877 - No, I do you know what that is. 00:15:46.877 --> 00:15:47.879 That's a little tracking. 00:15:47.879 --> 00:15:48.714 - Yeah. 00:15:48.714 --> 00:15:50.269 - So you don't know what a squirtle is, 00:15:50.269 --> 00:15:51.102 which is the best Pokemon. 00:15:51.102 --> 00:15:52.330 - So the only reason I know what Pokemons are, 00:15:52.330 --> 00:15:56.800 and this is a dating story is because do you remember when 00:15:56.800 --> 00:15:59.220 that game came out on your phone where you could collect 00:15:59.220 --> 00:16:03.288 them, like around your house and things like Pokemon go. 00:16:03.288 --> 00:16:07.830 So I got that app and on that same day, 00:16:07.830 --> 00:16:11.700 I had a date with Liam, my first date with Liam. 00:16:11.700 --> 00:16:14.700 And was so excited about this Pokemon go. 00:16:14.700 --> 00:16:16.093 I don't know why, 00:16:16.093 --> 00:16:17.813 because I've never played Pokemon in my lounge. 00:16:17.813 --> 00:16:18.646 I was like, this is so cool 00:16:18.646 --> 00:16:20.037 that there's a Pokemon in my lounge. 00:16:20.037 --> 00:16:20.870 Yeah. 00:16:20.870 --> 00:16:22.710 And then I was on this date with Liam and it got to near the 00:16:22.710 --> 00:16:26.930 end and I said, anywhere, best be going, 00:16:26.930 --> 00:16:30.980 unless you want to come outside and play Pokemon with me. 00:16:30.980 --> 00:16:33.510 And he was like, he was like, 00:16:33.510 --> 00:16:35.810 Oh yes I do. 00:16:35.810 --> 00:16:38.680 And I was like, great, have you got it downloaded it? 00:16:38.680 --> 00:16:42.410 And I was like, it's really cool. 00:16:42.410 --> 00:16:43.250 It's an app. 00:16:43.250 --> 00:16:46.030 And then I made it, he was like, okay. 00:16:46.030 --> 00:16:48.090 And then we went outside and I was like, look, 00:16:48.090 --> 00:16:49.620 there's a Cholomander. 00:16:49.620 --> 00:16:51.220 And he was like, what do you want to do now? 00:16:51.220 --> 00:16:52.983 I was like, play Pokemon. 00:16:52.983 --> 00:16:56.983 Didn't you and Dan go to Japan at that time? 00:16:56.983 --> 00:16:58.620 I remember watching a video. 00:16:58.620 --> 00:17:00.706 Where did Dan let go and try and collect? 00:17:00.706 --> 00:17:03.760 - It was the Hong Kong, I got the flu. 00:17:03.760 --> 00:17:07.260 So I was in bed and he was trying to get the rarest Pokemon. 00:17:07.260 --> 00:17:08.630 It just all around Hong Kong. 00:17:08.630 --> 00:17:11.320 It was that actual fail in the end. 00:17:11.320 --> 00:17:13.090 If you ever watched that video. 00:17:13.090 --> 00:17:13.923 No, he didn't get it. 00:17:13.923 --> 00:17:15.830 It was a complete waste today. 00:17:15.830 --> 00:17:19.763 I had another awkward incident where I don't know if it was 00:17:19.763 --> 00:17:21.340 the same in your town, 00:17:21.340 --> 00:17:24.140 but did you say making out for kissing? 00:17:24.140 --> 00:17:26.850 No, we said getting off with. 00:17:26.850 --> 00:17:28.090 - That's what, that's what we said. 00:17:28.090 --> 00:17:28.930 We said getting off. 00:17:28.930 --> 00:17:29.920 Anyway, okay. 00:17:29.920 --> 00:17:31.930 So that's, that's where we're going. 00:17:31.930 --> 00:17:33.047 Remember that. 00:17:33.047 --> 00:17:38.047 I was doing a babysitting job with another girl from my 00:17:38.736 --> 00:17:41.900 street who I thought I fancied a bit. 00:17:41.900 --> 00:17:45.738 Again, I was a gay, so I don't know if I did fancy her. 00:17:45.738 --> 00:17:47.720 There was weird feelings. 00:17:47.720 --> 00:17:48.790 So I thought, you know what? 00:17:48.790 --> 00:17:51.620 Maybe I could make my move during this babysitting job. 00:17:51.620 --> 00:17:53.630 There was a thing where all of the adults on the street 00:17:53.630 --> 00:17:56.650 would get two of the teens to do babysitting together. 00:17:56.650 --> 00:17:58.220 I guess this would be more responsible. 00:17:58.220 --> 00:18:00.190 I don't know how to teens is more responsible if you're 00:18:00.190 --> 00:18:02.300 leaving them alone in the house, to be honest. 00:18:02.300 --> 00:18:04.900 - Why would you put a bully and a girl team together 00:18:04.900 --> 00:18:06.421 in a house? 00:18:06.421 --> 00:18:11.270 - That's the classic, romantic teen comedy situation. 00:18:11.270 --> 00:18:13.746 - Maybe they were doing it on purpose to set you up. 00:18:13.746 --> 00:18:17.090 - Maybe my street was a cult and they wanted us all to have 00:18:17.090 --> 00:18:18.160 babies or something. 00:18:18.160 --> 00:18:19.660 I don't know, it was weird. 00:18:19.660 --> 00:18:22.230 Anyway, getting onto a tangent. 00:18:22.230 --> 00:18:26.860 So I thought, you know what, if I'm going to woo this lass, 00:18:26.860 --> 00:18:28.360 I need to give her a gift. 00:18:28.360 --> 00:18:32.024 So I brought a multi-pack of timeout chocolate bars. 00:18:32.024 --> 00:18:33.285 - I'd be thrilled. 00:18:33.285 --> 00:18:36.560 - At this age, I would be thrilled. 00:18:36.560 --> 00:18:39.010 But back in the day, everything was lame. 00:18:39.010 --> 00:18:40.800 And I don't know what she was expecting. 00:18:40.800 --> 00:18:42.080 So I got to the door and I was like, 00:18:42.080 --> 00:18:44.110 I got you some time outs. 00:18:44.110 --> 00:18:45.280 And she was like, what? 00:18:45.280 --> 00:18:47.893 Anyway, I just, I placed the timeouts into her hand. 00:18:47.893 --> 00:18:50.956 Anyway, she wasn't even like saying, thanks. 00:18:50.956 --> 00:18:52.373 She was like, oh. 00:18:55.060 --> 00:18:57.800 Anyway, I got a bit more... 00:18:59.322 --> 00:19:04.322 I just caught the wind, the wind is having a cringe. 00:19:09.610 --> 00:19:13.060 I got a bit closer to something. 00:19:13.060 --> 00:19:14.120 We were on the sofa. 00:19:14.120 --> 00:19:17.253 We were watching a movie and she said to me, 00:19:18.430 --> 00:19:19.763 do you want to make out? 00:19:20.650 --> 00:19:21.753 - Oh, okay. 00:19:21.753 --> 00:19:22.694 Yeah, kiss. 00:19:22.694 --> 00:19:24.260 - I don't know what that means Louise. 00:19:24.260 --> 00:19:26.670 Me as a teen, I'd never heard make-out before. 00:19:26.670 --> 00:19:28.420 So I was like, what does that mean? 00:19:29.311 --> 00:19:30.898 I want it to be, I don't know. 00:19:30.898 --> 00:19:32.112 I wanted to be cool. 00:19:32.112 --> 00:19:34.810 So I didn't want to be like, what's that? 00:19:34.810 --> 00:19:35.643 So I was like. 00:19:35.643 --> 00:19:37.840 - What did you do then? 00:19:37.840 --> 00:19:40.680 - So I was like, yeah, I guess maybe we could do it later. 00:19:40.680 --> 00:19:42.242 And she was like, what? 00:19:42.242 --> 00:19:43.893 And I was like, yeah, we could make out later. 00:19:45.095 --> 00:19:47.160 And I was hoping she'd changed the subject. 00:19:47.160 --> 00:19:48.940 And she just looked at me like, 00:19:48.940 --> 00:19:49.830 what? 00:19:49.830 --> 00:19:50.663 So then. 00:19:50.663 --> 00:19:53.440 - I was so comfortable cause I'm imagining this so vividly. 00:19:53.440 --> 00:19:56.000 - I know, it was really, really bad. 00:19:56.000 --> 00:19:58.700 And we'd heard about five timeouts at this point. 00:19:58.700 --> 00:20:01.410 And I've got flight dairy issues. 00:20:01.410 --> 00:20:03.640 So I probably shouldn't have indulged so much in the 00:20:03.640 --> 00:20:06.430 timeouts, and because of this make-out situation, 00:20:06.430 --> 00:20:07.950 I was getting a nervous tummy. 00:20:07.950 --> 00:20:09.616 - You know me, I understand. 00:20:09.616 --> 00:20:12.060 - I heard that very well. 00:20:15.070 --> 00:20:15.903 So then. 00:20:17.100 --> 00:20:20.843 Unfortunately I spent the next half an hour in the toilet. 00:20:23.804 --> 00:20:28.600 - That's so, and she would have known what you were doing. 00:20:28.600 --> 00:20:30.950 - I could just hear her sighing in the lounge 00:20:30.950 --> 00:20:32.480 cause it was one of those people, they've got 00:20:32.480 --> 00:20:34.240 the toilet so close to the TV. 00:20:34.240 --> 00:20:36.080 I was like, you can hear everything 00:20:36.080 --> 00:20:37.160 that's happening in here. 00:20:37.160 --> 00:20:38.090 It was terrible. 00:20:38.090 --> 00:20:39.490 Then the parents came home, 00:20:39.490 --> 00:20:41.060 and they didn't ask us to babysit again. 00:20:41.060 --> 00:20:42.250 I don't know why. 00:20:42.250 --> 00:20:44.090 Cause the babysitting part of it was great. 00:20:44.090 --> 00:20:44.950 - That's terrific. 00:20:44.950 --> 00:20:49.180 So headlines are, don't give people timeouts as a gift, 00:20:49.180 --> 00:20:51.070 although I totally would now. 00:20:51.070 --> 00:20:53.170 So I don't know why that was an issue. 00:20:53.170 --> 00:20:54.560 Everyone knows what making out is now. 00:20:54.560 --> 00:20:55.560 So that won't be a problem. 00:20:55.560 --> 00:20:57.510 So I don't think we need to give much dating advice 00:20:57.510 --> 00:20:58.343 on that one, you know. 00:20:58.343 --> 00:20:59.770 We've got another message on stereo. 00:20:59.770 --> 00:21:00.750 Let's have a listen. 00:21:00.750 --> 00:21:03.350 - [Stereo message] So this happened before my first semester 00:21:03.350 --> 00:21:04.183 of college. 00:21:04.183 --> 00:21:06.430 I got on the Facebook page trying to find some friends. 00:21:06.430 --> 00:21:09.818 And I started talking to this guy and we hit it off. 00:21:09.818 --> 00:21:13.780 We were planning on going on a bowling date 00:21:13.780 --> 00:21:15.100 when we got to campus. 00:21:15.100 --> 00:21:16.450 Before we even got on campus, 00:21:16.450 --> 00:21:17.870 before we even met in person, he was like, 00:21:17.870 --> 00:21:19.580 so when we go bowling. 00:21:19.580 --> 00:21:21.370 Don't show me your feet when you're trying 00:21:21.370 --> 00:21:22.690 on the bowling shoes. 00:21:22.690 --> 00:21:23.798 And I was like, what? 00:21:23.798 --> 00:21:24.710 Excuse me. 00:21:24.710 --> 00:21:26.080 And he was like, yeah, 00:21:26.080 --> 00:21:28.530 I kind of have a feet thing and I don't want to make it look 00:21:28.530 --> 00:21:29.720 weird on the first day. 00:21:29.720 --> 00:21:31.488 And I was like, made it weird. 00:21:31.488 --> 00:21:33.470 - It's awkward that they're like, 00:21:33.470 --> 00:21:35.760 don't show me your feet straight away. 00:21:35.760 --> 00:21:40.173 - I would say, yeah, never yuck someone else's yam. 00:21:40.173 --> 00:21:43.580 But maybe he didn't need to go straight in 00:21:43.580 --> 00:21:45.040 with his yam, you know. 00:21:45.040 --> 00:21:48.140 - No, there's a time and a place for the foot fetish. 00:21:48.140 --> 00:21:50.448 And just being like, don't want to see your feet. 00:21:50.448 --> 00:21:51.720 That's a bit weird. 00:21:51.720 --> 00:21:55.190 So I think that's a good time to end the dating chat. 00:21:55.190 --> 00:21:57.240 For the last few minutes, I thought we could do 00:21:57.240 --> 00:22:00.477 something called fill in the blanks. 00:22:00.477 --> 00:22:02.490 (upbeat music) 00:22:02.490 --> 00:22:05.700 We're just going to fire at random topics at each other. 00:22:05.700 --> 00:22:07.150 And just talk about them. 00:22:07.150 --> 00:22:08.290 First thing that comes to your head. 00:22:08.290 --> 00:22:13.290 But I'm going to kick things off with aliens. 00:22:13.932 --> 00:22:14.765 (electronic alien sound) 00:22:14.765 --> 00:22:16.948 - Lots to say about aliens. 00:22:16.948 --> 00:22:18.130 I'm glad this has come up. 00:22:18.130 --> 00:22:20.690 So one, I definitely think they exist 00:22:20.690 --> 00:22:22.970 just mathematically by statistics. 00:22:22.970 --> 00:22:23.820 Of course they do. 00:22:23.820 --> 00:22:24.980 How could we exempt them? 00:22:24.980 --> 00:22:28.860 And also I think that they have been to earth, the pyramids. 00:22:28.860 --> 00:22:30.660 How did the pyramids happen? 00:22:30.660 --> 00:22:34.418 I've watched a lot of documentaries and the parents and also 00:22:34.418 --> 00:22:39.080 are they, you know, are they under airports and things. 00:22:39.080 --> 00:22:41.564 - 100%, there are aliens on the airport. 00:22:41.564 --> 00:22:44.697 (Phil laughs gently) 00:22:44.697 --> 00:22:46.754 Is there any point you say airports specifically? 00:22:46.754 --> 00:22:48.980 Is there a reason why you said airport? 00:22:48.980 --> 00:22:50.481 - Yeah, because I think that 00:22:50.481 --> 00:22:53.869 they have secret alien airports underneath our airport. 00:22:53.869 --> 00:22:57.382 - That would be the least place that you're getting to look 00:22:57.382 --> 00:23:00.160 for an alien airport is under human airport. 00:23:00.160 --> 00:23:01.720 - I just think it would be handy because it's got 00:23:01.720 --> 00:23:03.980 all the equipment, you know. 00:23:03.980 --> 00:23:06.189 - That could just nip into duty free as well. 00:23:06.189 --> 00:23:08.025 And just be like.... 00:23:08.025 --> 00:23:11.770 - I'm sure I saw like some sort of crazy YouTube video 00:23:11.770 --> 00:23:14.460 about a specific American airport, 00:23:14.460 --> 00:23:15.570 and I've forgotten what it is. 00:23:15.570 --> 00:23:16.503 And also I'm scared. Even if I do remember, 00:23:16.503 --> 00:23:18.440 I'm scared to say it in case like 00:23:18.440 --> 00:23:20.347 I alert them to my knowledge. 00:23:20.347 --> 00:23:22.547 - They'll know that listening, don't say it. 00:23:24.640 --> 00:23:27.190 Have you seen that monolith that is appearing? 00:23:27.190 --> 00:23:28.300 There's one in Utah. 00:23:28.300 --> 00:23:30.930 Like it was like a metal pole. 00:23:30.930 --> 00:23:32.650 - Just like a mirror thing. 00:23:32.650 --> 00:23:36.760 - Yeah, it disappeared overnight, appeared in Romania. 00:23:36.760 --> 00:23:37.830 - What? 00:23:37.830 --> 00:23:38.663 - Yes. 00:23:38.663 --> 00:23:40.310 I don't know if it's the same one. 00:23:40.310 --> 00:23:43.920 But a monolith and then that one has disappeared. 00:23:43.920 --> 00:23:46.760 So I'm expecting to wake up and it'll just be in my bed. 00:23:46.760 --> 00:23:48.650 Why isn't this like - Life in 2020 got weirder. 00:23:48.650 --> 00:23:51.220 - Why isn't this headline news though? 00:23:51.220 --> 00:23:52.290 Like what is this thing? 00:23:52.290 --> 00:23:53.870 I don't know, I'm voting aliens. 00:23:53.870 --> 00:23:54.720 What do you vote? 00:23:55.712 --> 00:23:57.480 - I'm going to vote bank C. 00:23:57.480 --> 00:23:58.420 Oh, okay. 00:23:58.420 --> 00:23:59.253 I've got a good. 00:23:59.253 --> 00:24:00.170 Oh, it's quite niche to us though. 00:24:00.170 --> 00:24:02.560 But I think that the audience will enjoy it. 00:24:02.560 --> 00:24:03.393 You ready? 00:24:03.393 --> 00:24:05.591 Video conventions. 00:24:05.591 --> 00:24:08.174 (upbeat music) 00:24:09.836 --> 00:24:12.320 Because we made it too often. 00:24:12.320 --> 00:24:14.040 - We've been to a lot of video conventions 00:24:14.040 --> 00:24:16.500 and spent a lot of time together at video conventions. 00:24:16.500 --> 00:24:19.140 But the thing the best times, 00:24:19.140 --> 00:24:22.060 but the thing that Springs to mind is one of the things that 00:24:22.060 --> 00:24:24.230 I always feel guilty about with you, Louise, 00:24:24.230 --> 00:24:25.490 which is we were, 00:24:25.490 --> 00:24:28.838 I think it was playlist live and we were going to go on 00:24:28.838 --> 00:24:32.170 some rides, we were at universal studios. 00:24:32.170 --> 00:24:33.340 And there was one ride, 00:24:33.340 --> 00:24:36.877 which was the mummy ride. 00:24:36.877 --> 00:24:39.889 And do you like, is it scary Phil? 00:24:39.889 --> 00:24:41.400 I was like, no, it's not that scary. 00:24:41.400 --> 00:24:42.400 It's fine. 00:24:42.400 --> 00:24:44.550 - But your audience can I just let them know? 00:24:44.550 --> 00:24:49.481 I am like so afraid anything paranormal, like a phobia. 00:24:49.481 --> 00:24:51.412 I said to you, is it scary? 00:24:51.412 --> 00:24:53.921 And you're like, no, it's just fast. 00:24:53.921 --> 00:24:56.520 I was like, I don't mind speed, but is it like spooky? 00:24:56.520 --> 00:24:58.600 And you were like, no, it's not spooky. 00:24:58.600 --> 00:25:00.820 - I was like, it's not spooky, it's fine. 00:25:00.820 --> 00:25:03.090 It's based on a movie, you'll be okay. 00:25:03.090 --> 00:25:05.378 So we went on the ride and I was like. 00:25:05.378 --> 00:25:10.267 I was like, it'll be all right, Louis, it'll be fine. 00:25:10.267 --> 00:25:14.980 30 seconds into the ride, I realized it was not fine. 00:25:14.980 --> 00:25:19.420 I've never seen someone so terrified in my entire life. 00:25:19.420 --> 00:25:21.250 And it wasn't like funny scared. 00:25:21.250 --> 00:25:25.858 Louise was like wheezing with her eyes closed and screaming. 00:25:25.858 --> 00:25:27.920 It was like screaming and wheezing. 00:25:27.920 --> 00:25:28.993 You were squeezing. 00:25:28.993 --> 00:25:30.690 - Squeezing, yeah. 00:25:30.690 --> 00:25:31.850 You forgive me for that. 00:25:31.850 --> 00:25:34.350 - If that was only the story, yes. 00:25:34.350 --> 00:25:37.570 But can I just remind you what happened at the end? 00:25:37.570 --> 00:25:41.170 So we've been really fortunate to be given like access to 00:25:41.170 --> 00:25:42.854 loads and loads of rice. 00:25:42.854 --> 00:25:45.310 There were no queues cause it was after the park could shut, 00:25:45.310 --> 00:25:47.590 but like our convention arranged for us to go. 00:25:47.590 --> 00:25:50.450 And so at the end of the ride, 00:25:50.450 --> 00:25:52.420 I was almost hyperventilating. 00:25:52.420 --> 00:25:55.380 The ride operators took me off and took me into like the 00:25:55.380 --> 00:25:58.060 little side room to like get me some first aid 00:25:58.060 --> 00:25:59.360 to see if I was all right. 00:26:00.510 --> 00:26:03.090 You would think that Phil was like, don't worry, 00:26:03.090 --> 00:26:04.570 I'll stay with you. 00:26:04.570 --> 00:26:05.710 But then the rider creeks said, 00:26:05.710 --> 00:26:07.699 Oh, do you guys want to go on again? 00:26:07.699 --> 00:26:09.069 Whilst we're getting the first day? 00:26:09.069 --> 00:26:12.350 And you went, you went on the ride again. 00:26:12.350 --> 00:26:13.770 - They said it'll be really quick. 00:26:13.770 --> 00:26:15.720 I figured you'd have to like sit in the dark 00:26:15.720 --> 00:26:17.323 for at least 15 minutes. 00:26:19.080 --> 00:26:21.700 Did you come out like the, on the ride again. 00:26:21.700 --> 00:26:22.840 - Okay, in the end. 00:26:22.840 --> 00:26:25.730 But yes, I do forgive him for that. 00:26:25.730 --> 00:26:27.360 - Sometimes I wake up at four in the morning. 00:26:27.360 --> 00:26:29.010 I'm like, remember when I did that to Louise, 00:26:29.010 --> 00:26:29.843 I feel so bad. 00:26:29.843 --> 00:26:32.870 - Was it that one with little lights, 00:26:32.870 --> 00:26:36.420 like LED lights that we had all over the place? 00:26:36.420 --> 00:26:39.191 - I don't know what you're talking about. 00:26:39.191 --> 00:26:41.449 I think it goes back to the little light convention. 00:26:41.449 --> 00:26:42.533 - No you did. 00:26:42.533 --> 00:26:45.220 I've got a picture of me and you and I wearing a white dress 00:26:45.220 --> 00:26:46.870 and there were tiny little lines. 00:26:49.972 --> 00:26:51.400 - I remember that. 00:26:51.400 --> 00:26:55.924 - But the most about that is you after it's being like, 00:26:55.924 --> 00:26:58.280 can you put those somewhere else? 00:26:58.280 --> 00:26:59.200 Don't put them on the table. 00:26:59.200 --> 00:27:00.380 Someone else might touch them. 00:27:00.380 --> 00:27:01.639 Don't know. 00:27:01.639 --> 00:27:04.313 It feels like, ah, sorry. 00:27:06.231 --> 00:27:07.841 - I don't know. 00:27:07.841 --> 00:27:09.940 I might've had one down my pants at some point. 00:27:09.940 --> 00:27:11.570 It was a whole thing. 00:27:11.570 --> 00:27:13.540 - I think we all had one down our pants. 00:27:13.540 --> 00:27:15.140 - I still got one down my pants. 00:27:18.680 --> 00:27:20.910 Well, that was a hoot. 00:27:20.910 --> 00:27:22.050 Thanks for being my favorite guest. 00:27:22.050 --> 00:27:24.353 - We can't end on down your pants. 00:27:25.583 --> 00:27:26.880 - I'm down with. 00:27:26.880 --> 00:27:28.910 That's how it goes on my channel, Louise. 00:27:28.910 --> 00:27:30.750 It was lovely to have you on my show. 00:27:30.750 --> 00:27:31.830 Thanks for coming. 00:27:31.830 --> 00:27:33.840 Make sure to check out Louise's channel. 00:27:33.840 --> 00:27:37.300 I'll put a link below and have a lovely day. 00:27:37.300 --> 00:27:38.630 Subscribe to me. 00:27:38.630 --> 00:27:39.620 Check out Stereo. 00:27:39.620 --> 00:27:41.900 There is a link below. 00:27:41.900 --> 00:27:43.630 - Thank you so much for having me. 00:27:43.630 --> 00:27:44.865 This has been so fun. 00:27:44.865 --> 00:27:45.996 - Thanks. 00:27:45.996 --> 00:27:47.273 - Bye. - Bye. 00:27:48.690 --> 00:27:51.900 (upbeat music) 00:27:51.900 --> 00:27:54.280 - Okay, we should get a thumbnail. 00:27:54.280 --> 00:27:55.113 - Yep. 00:27:55.113 --> 00:27:57.320 - Which I'm also filming, so this might be included in. 00:27:57.320 --> 00:27:58.950 If you get like closer to the camera, 00:27:58.950 --> 00:28:00.560 I want it like a higher quality Louise. 00:28:00.560 --> 00:28:02.870 Maybe I could get you to take a photo of yourself. 00:28:02.870 --> 00:28:05.483 - Do you want it longie or totally. 00:28:05.483 --> 00:28:06.930 Oh, hang on. 00:28:06.930 --> 00:28:07.763 God. 00:28:09.150 --> 00:28:10.100 - Look inside ways. 00:28:14.680 --> 00:28:16.300 Do you ever, when you film a video, 00:28:16.300 --> 00:28:19.940 just have about five minutes of you doing thumbnail faces 00:28:19.940 --> 00:28:21.683 with really weird breathy sounds. 00:28:22.716 --> 00:28:25.017 - No, I actually the opposite because when I'm doing it, 00:28:25.017 --> 00:28:27.030 I'm like right now do some now. 00:28:27.030 --> 00:28:29.790 And then I think, Oh, I've done that for ages. 00:28:29.790 --> 00:28:32.175 And I come to agitate and I did it for four seconds. 00:28:32.175 --> 00:28:35.200 Why didn't I do this for long enough? 00:28:35.200 --> 00:28:36.313 - Yeah. 00:28:36.313 --> 00:28:38.523 I've sometimes got a good two minutes of me going. 00:28:42.715 --> 00:28:47.465 - Taking a picture next to someone and you can hear them. 00:28:49.909 --> 00:28:51.180 - I share that with you. 00:28:51.180 --> 00:28:53.420 I'm not a fan of mouth noises. 00:28:53.420 --> 00:28:54.740 Whenever I see Louise, 00:28:54.740 --> 00:28:56.840 she doesn't want my mouth close to her ear 00:28:58.360 --> 00:29:02.207 or my hand close to her at all. 00:29:08.061 --> 00:29:10.500 - You know 2020 has been horrific. 00:29:10.500 --> 00:29:13.850 But if there's one thing I have enjoyed is 00:29:13.850 --> 00:29:17.380 I haven't shaken and or shook anyone's hand 00:29:17.380 --> 00:29:19.990 will have to hug anyone. 00:29:19.990 --> 00:29:20.959 Yeah. 00:29:20.959 --> 00:29:23.993 - Your hand, I can't. 00:29:26.540 --> 00:29:27.590 You know what I mean? 00:29:28.945 --> 00:29:31.370 - Oh yeah, I'm excited to embrace you. 00:29:31.370 --> 00:29:33.960 Squeeze me, stop recording for a second. 00:29:33.960 --> 00:29:35.693 So I can say something scandalous. 00:29:38.139 --> 00:29:40.722 (upbeat music)