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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:01.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Coming up.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.67,0:00:03.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You gave birth right there?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.23,0:00:04.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah, on the floor.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.30,0:00:05.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.13,0:00:06.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Is there any like stains left behind?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.96,0:00:08.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just had a sniff of your hair.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.88,0:00:10.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.09,0:00:11.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Red wine.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.45,0:00:14.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It lets out a cry from the vagina.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.89,0:00:15.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Stereo talking] He\Ncomes back from the shower
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.84,0:00:16.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in only a towel.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.76,0:00:18.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I absolutely ablaze.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.65,0:00:21.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Do you want to see my blast toys?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.32,0:00:23.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Happy December.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.14,0:00:24.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So for this month, I'm going to be doing
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.44,0:00:28.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,some fun festive live shows\Non a new app called Stereo.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.68,0:00:30.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Each week with a different guest.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.71,0:00:32.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you're over 18, I want\Nto check out the app.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.36,0:00:34.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've put a link below so\Nyou can follow me on it
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.21,0:00:35.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and also check out some other shows.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.52,0:00:37.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Today's videos with Louise Pentland.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.46,0:00:39.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We had a very large low.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.26,0:00:41.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(upbeat music)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.11,0:00:46.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Welcome to my first Stereo show.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.52,0:00:49.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am joined by the\Nfabulous Louise Pentland.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.97,0:00:51.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.06,0:00:52.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hi.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.19,0:00:53.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is so exciting.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.58,0:00:54.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You got your flower crown.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.45,0:00:55.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're rocking it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.28,0:00:56.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That's how I get old school,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.27,0:00:58.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sprinkle of glitter, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.06,0:01:01.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I feel like mine looks a\Nbit cooler than I actually am.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.58,0:01:03.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you know what I mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.12,0:01:03.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.75,0:01:08.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- He's got more and more tailored\Nquit than I actually have.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.93,0:01:11.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'll tell you what\Nit is with emoji people
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.25,0:01:14.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and something, I'm very\Ngrateful for myself is that
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.03,0:01:16.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they don't portray age at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.69,0:01:19.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I think that that\Ndoes you and I mostly me,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.98,0:01:22.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a good service.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.17,0:01:25.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I mean, you're looking\Nglowing right now today, Louise.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.67,0:01:27.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That's the Botox, Phil.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.52,0:01:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is frozen till Christmas.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.00,0:01:35.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- The way you can interact with stereo is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.60,0:01:37.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can send in a voice message and then
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.73,0:01:40.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it will play out for us\Nand we can react to it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.07,0:01:40.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So we've just got our first one.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.93,0:01:42.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now let's play it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.37,0:01:43.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Stereo] Have you started\Ndecorating the house
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.64,0:01:44.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for Christmas yet?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.77,0:01:48.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Well, I think Louise\Nis the Christmas queen
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.58,0:01:50.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because when did you start\Ndecorating your house
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.65,0:01:51.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for Christmas Louise?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.48,0:01:54.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- So the Christmas decorations went up on,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.79,0:01:56.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,let me just look at my\Ncalendar, one second,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.87,0:01:59.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I can get the exact date for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.56,0:02:00.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- July,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.40,0:02:01.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- July.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.94,0:02:04.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was the 2nd of November\Nthat we had our Christmas
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.52,0:02:05.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,decorations done.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.35,0:02:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So yeah, we were set for Christmas.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.00,0:02:11.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What about you? I imagine\Nyou're slightly less festive.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.01,0:02:13.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- At the moment, all I've got is a tree
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.49,0:02:14.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that is covered in fairy lights.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.90,0:02:17.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Can I just say for\Nall your dear listeners,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.14,0:02:22.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it is the most sad effort for\NChristmas, I have ever seen.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.65,0:02:24.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a slightly dying\Nplant and you've not even
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.56,0:02:27.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wrapped them round that you just try it,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.60,0:02:31.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That is my best try\Nof wrapping them around.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.15,0:02:31.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh God.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.99,0:02:33.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'm not a very crafty person.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.74,0:02:35.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I think the last time\Nwe made a video together,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.85,0:02:40.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we were talking about mucus\Nplugs and fundal rights.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.06,0:02:42.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And various other birth terms.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.30,0:02:43.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you've got twins,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.43,0:02:45.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is when they both come\Nout at the same time.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.44,0:02:46.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Jesus Christ.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.27,0:02:47.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That doesn't happen.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.54,0:02:48.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That was a long time.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.42,0:02:50.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like to think I've retained\Nsome of that knowledge.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.49,0:02:51.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, okay, great.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.90,0:02:53.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That will be handy.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.11,0:02:54.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Do you want to quiz me on one of them?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.96,0:02:56.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Sure, okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.45,0:02:59.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is a search a surge?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.18,0:03:04.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- A surge is when the\Nbaby is getting so close
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.23,0:03:08.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to being born, it lets\Nout a cry from the vagina.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.52,0:03:10.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.69,0:03:11.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- And that's the surge.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.52,0:03:13.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They are like, we've heard the surge.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.15,0:03:14.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We heard the cry.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.20,0:03:15.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- So, No.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.95,0:03:21.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For those watching the video\Nwill know this spot where I'm
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.35,0:03:24.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sitting right now is exactly\Nwhere I gave birth to that baby
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.26,0:03:26.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,girl that we did the video on.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.12,0:03:27.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You gave birth right there.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.57,0:03:28.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah, on the floor.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.60,0:03:31.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Was there any like stains left behind?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.88,0:03:35.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No, it's a tiled floor and\Nalso it was in a birthing pool.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.69,0:03:36.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's in a birthing pool,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.54,0:03:38.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but we did put the after\Nbirth in the bushes,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.61,0:03:39.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the garden afterwards.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.95,0:03:43.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Did it make the roses grow extra?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.15,0:03:45.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah, but not the placenta
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.29,0:03:47.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause we had that made into pills.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.66,0:03:48.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh my God.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.77,0:03:49.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You ate your placenta, didn't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.76,0:03:52.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah, but I feel like this\Nis probably a separate video
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.53,0:03:53.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,altogether.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.57,0:03:56.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Could I, I'm not.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.08,0:03:57.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just saying hypothetically,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.58,0:04:02.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if I ate some placenta,\Nsorry, would that benefit me
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.06,0:04:06.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in any way or is it all for\Nthe benefit of the mother?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.98,0:04:09.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- The idea is, it is for\Nthe benefit of the mother.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.16,0:04:12.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know biologically\Nwhat the risks of that would
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.28,0:04:17.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,resoundingly sound risky because\Nit is like dried insides,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.06,0:04:20.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but it's worth looking into\Nif ever you find yourself in a
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.54,0:04:23.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,position to eat your own placenta.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.03,0:04:24.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay. Well now I know,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.31,0:04:26.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't think we were\Ntalking about eating placentas
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.15,0:04:28.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at the start of this show.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.79,0:04:29.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I get surprised..
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.62,0:04:31.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's a surprise round\NJeffery corner fell.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.46,0:04:33.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Did you see that Lady Gaga released
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.02,0:04:34.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lady Gaga flavored Oreos today?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.87,0:04:37.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just random tangent.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.05,0:04:38.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I did not want.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.38,0:04:40.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What part of her body are\Nthey supposed to taste like?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.80,0:04:41.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.99,0:04:44.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's what I was wondering\Nbecause I was thinking about
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.57,0:04:47.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,eating placenta and I was all\Nabout eating Oreos and I was
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.17,0:04:49.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like lady Gaga did those Oreos,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.09,0:04:51.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what flavor do you think\Nyour Oreo would be?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.32,0:04:54.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you were a flavored biscuit?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.71,0:04:58.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I feel like this not\Na conversation could go.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.77,0:05:01.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(both laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.01,0:05:05.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You said don't have to keep this PG.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.65,0:05:08.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll just settle for delicious.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.07,0:05:09.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- A glittery biscuit.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.30,0:05:10.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah, we'll just keep it there.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.95,0:05:11.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What about you?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.78,0:05:14.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I think I'd be very like\Nhyper sweet cause I'm quiet.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.87,0:05:16.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like sweet foods.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.72,0:05:20.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I think mine would be\Nlike triple marshmallow,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.30,0:05:23.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,popcorn, caramel salted,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.51,0:05:25.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but you literally want one.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.21,0:05:26.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I like having lots of you.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.97,0:05:27.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.75,0:05:32.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You got so many messages\Ncoming in on stereo
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.55,0:05:36.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for the topic of today, which is
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.08,0:05:38.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,embarrassing dating incidents.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.83,0:05:41.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(upbeat music)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.40,0:05:43.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Stereo] I have this\Nreally awkward story
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.75,0:05:46.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of my first day and it was a blind date.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.58,0:05:49.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I was 15 years old and\NI was at the movie theater.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.35,0:05:51.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I met this guy on\NInstagram and never seen a
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.64,0:05:53.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,picture of him, never seen before.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.48,0:05:57.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So my older brother went\Nwith me to the movie theater
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.40,0:05:58.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on this date with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.81,0:06:02.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I was horrified, and after that date,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.10,0:06:04.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I never spoke to that guy ever again.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.59,0:06:07.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I just want to say to that\Ngood thinking to take her older
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.09,0:06:10.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,brother with her, even though\Nit will be really cringe.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.25,0:06:13.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think that she gets for, for\Nher, for, for you Glen Coco,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.82,0:06:15.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That's got safety points as well,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.39,0:06:17.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but also kind of awkward\Nwhen in the future,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.84,0:06:19.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you stayed with that\Nperson, you'd be like,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.85,0:06:22.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,remember our first date\Nwas with my brother.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.18,0:06:24.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- And also what if it go\Nwell and he'd gone to like,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.44,0:06:26.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,go in for the kiss and\Nthen your brother's there,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.86,0:06:27.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just like,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.89,0:06:29.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Gonna look the other way.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.67,0:06:31.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Stereo voice] I was staying\Nover at my partner's house
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.47,0:06:33.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for the first time and I just got dressed
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.51,0:06:34.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and ready for today,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.34,0:06:36.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,had a shower and him\Ntrying to be smooth as
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.65,0:06:38.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how does your hair always smell so nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.74,0:06:42.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And my hair's not with the\Nbrain goes, I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.53,0:06:44.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just what your mom had.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.04,0:06:46.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I realized very quickly,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.41,0:06:48.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just your mom and my boyfriend.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.66,0:06:53.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Well, you get points for\Nhaving nice smelling hair.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.06,0:06:56.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I would, I think maybe two years ago,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.32,0:06:58.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would always go for the, your mum joke
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.27,0:06:59.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,quite a lot as well.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.55,0:07:00.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I see where you're coming from,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.80,0:07:02.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,especially if there's a bit\Nof an awkward situation,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.50,0:07:05.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I feel like the other side\Nof that is the person just
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.49,0:07:06.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sniffed your hair.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.56,0:07:08.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you don't want to be on a date,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.23,0:07:09.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and someone's like, I just\Nhad a sniff of your hair.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.82,0:07:11.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I would really be flattered.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.46,0:07:12.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd quite like I think,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.51,0:07:14.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,only because I'm sad and desperate.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.62,0:07:17.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I would just go, Oh,\Nsomeone wants to sniff my hair.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.41,0:07:22.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Say on a date, you just go\Nstraight nose in the hair like
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.91,0:07:27.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have a big day for\Ninhalation of your scalp.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.08,0:07:35.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So if anyone has any others,\Nyou can now send them in.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.13,0:07:36.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll tell you one of mine though.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.66,0:07:40.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cause I am a gay, but\NI had confused moments.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.04,0:07:43.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was like, I've got\Nthis repressed feeling.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.20,0:07:44.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe I should be dating girls.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.66,0:07:45.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know what I should be doing.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.90,0:07:48.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So today I thought I could\Ntalk about the times where
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.39,0:07:52.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I tried to date girls\Nbecause I thought you could
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.10,0:07:54.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Louise offer a bit of insight.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.18,0:07:55.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Was I doing a good thing?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.27,0:07:56.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Was I doing a bad thing?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.58,0:07:57.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cause I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.54,0:07:59.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Well, I would love to offer you insight,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.39,0:08:01.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I just want to pre-phase this with
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.93,0:08:04.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was not a good dater.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.52,0:08:08.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I didn't have my\Nfirst date till I was 17.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.66,0:08:11.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then, I was his second option.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.91,0:08:14.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cause he asked my best friend\Non a date and she said, no,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.67,0:08:16.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but Louise might go.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.07,0:08:17.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I was like, Oh God.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.57,0:08:19.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You were the second option.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.96,0:08:22.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How could you be the\Nsecond option, Louise?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.50,0:08:25.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Thanks Phil, but I was.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.66,0:08:29.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- So I had a girl over to my house.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.53,0:08:31.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why would my parents go home?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.04,0:08:32.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we were like,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.69,0:08:34.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,let's watch a horror movie.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.38,0:08:37.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I thought she's going to\Nbe scared of the horror movie.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.35,0:08:39.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then if you get scared,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.39,0:08:43.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,go through the whole little\Ncuddle under the duvet
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.43,0:08:45.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and protect.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.03,0:08:46.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think it was Jeepers Creepers.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.31,0:08:48.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't like horror, so\NI'm guessing you don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.09,0:08:49.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've not seen Jeepers Creepers.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.69,0:08:50.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.52,0:08:52.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, every time someone got murdered,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.59,0:08:55.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the girl I was with was the most laughing
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.01,0:08:58.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you've ever heard, from sort\Nof watching people get killed.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.69,0:08:59.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Wow.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.36,0:09:02.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow, luckiest date.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.36,0:09:04.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- To the point where someone\Nwas being brutally murdered
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.61,0:09:06.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the film.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.08,0:09:08.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She asked me to rewind it\Nso we could watch it again.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.49,0:09:11.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Maybe you needed\Nprotecting under the duvet.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.92,0:09:15.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- After about the fourth\Ndeath in the film,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.67,0:09:17.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was like, maybe I need some protection.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.48,0:09:19.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want some snuggling under the covers
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.10,0:09:20.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and maybe not from you.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.57,0:09:21.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.40,0:09:23.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She sounds like she would\Nactually murder you under the
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.22,0:09:24.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,covers and not in like a sexy way.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.80,0:09:28.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Not like, Oh I'll have\Nyou, but like I'll end you.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.38,0:09:29.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'll end you.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.49,0:09:32.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was the first one.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.62,0:09:35.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I did get away with\Nall of my limbs though.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.28,0:09:36.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So that was all right.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.98,0:09:38.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- And how did it end with her?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.17,0:09:40.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It ended not with a date.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.38,0:09:43.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We decided we were going to\Ngo our separate ways probably
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.05,0:09:45.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because I was sat like\Nthis in the bedroom,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.21,0:09:46.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but the entire time, cause I was scared.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.48,0:09:48.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She was going to start\Nchopping me up with an axe.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.37,0:09:50.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Did you have to see her\Nat school like the next day?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.73,0:09:51.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.56,0:09:54.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And she told everyone that I\Ndidn't want to do anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.14,0:09:55.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't even try and kiss her.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.75,0:09:59.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- And also didn't like girls.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.72,0:10:00.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.55,0:10:02.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It was, it was a mix.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.04,0:10:03.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was a mixed bag situation.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.95,0:10:04.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What about you?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.96,0:10:09.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you have any other\Nawkward dating experiences?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.11,0:10:12.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Honestly Phil, all of\Nmy dating experiences
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.54,0:10:16.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have been awkward until\NLiam who I'm now engaged to.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.76,0:10:20.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So teens were horrific.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.73,0:10:25.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then as you know, I became\Nsingle again when I was 29.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.55,0:10:27.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I was single for a couple of years
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.66,0:10:30.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I thought, Oh, now I'll date.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.05,0:10:32.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But knowing what to do, but no you don't,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.48,0:10:35.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you don't know in your\Ntwenties and thirties either.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.89,0:10:38.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't have really\Nany early dating sorts.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.28,0:10:39.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cause I went to a girls school
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.85,0:10:42.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and led a very sheltered life.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.60,0:10:45.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I was at university and\NI'd gone on a night out
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.93,0:10:47.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with all my gal pals.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.41,0:10:50.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And there was this cool\Nolder guy in the studio,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.75,0:10:54.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not in like a bar, like a student's bar,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.86,0:10:57.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,looking back it was a bit\Nweird that he was there
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.24,0:10:59.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because it was a student bar.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.20,0:11:02.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But, and he was 30 and\Nat the time I was 19.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.97,0:11:05.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I felt like that was very debonair.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.41,0:11:08.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We swapped numbers and he text\Nme because all you could do
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.86,0:11:11.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,back in the day was texts or\Nphone and ask me if I wanted to
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.84,0:11:14.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,go to his apartment for a drink.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.03,0:11:16.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now that was obviously\Nreally stupid and dangerous,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.65,0:11:18.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I was feeling racy.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.89,0:11:21.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I was like, yes, I would love to.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.15,0:11:24.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I went to his apartment and I got there
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.67,0:11:26.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it's a studio apartment.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.01,0:11:29.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So if our listeners don't\Nknow what studio apartment is,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.13,0:11:33.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,basically, it's just one room\Nwith everything in the room.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.44,0:11:35.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So he was like, do you want a tour?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.26,0:11:38.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I was like, yes, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.15,0:11:40.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even though it's was like, I\Ncan, I can literally see it.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.83,0:11:43.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll have a tour.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.36,0:11:48.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So he walked me around this\Nlike one room being like,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.50,0:11:51.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is the kitchenette.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.80,0:11:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the carpet, and the washing machine,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.00,0:11:56.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was like, wow wow.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.24,0:11:57.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.07,0:11:58.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So we do this whole tour.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.41,0:12:00.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then he got to his bedroom area.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.67,0:12:02.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,By the way, I've got a\Nglass of red wine in my hand
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.45,0:12:03.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I don't like red wine,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.94,0:12:06.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I was like, Oh cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.20,0:12:07.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Red wine.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.03,0:12:09.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We go to his bedroom area and he goes,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.01,0:12:11.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and this is the badge.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.31,0:12:12.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can I just say,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.14,0:12:14.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've written this in\Nmy, my book, Mum Life.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.55,0:12:15.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And there's more detail,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.76,0:12:17.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but we get to the bed and\Nhe's like, this is the badge.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.84,0:12:22.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I was like, yeah, okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.07,0:12:24.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm thinking, he's thinking like,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.80,0:12:27.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what are we going to do on the bed?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.38,0:12:28.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or let's get on the bed or something.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.85,0:12:31.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's where I am as\Nwell with my thoughts.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.95,0:12:34.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There he goes on his bedside drawer.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.04,0:12:36.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And he says, this is my bedside drawer.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.57,0:12:39.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And he opens it and no word of a lie.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.57,0:12:44.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is filled to the top with tampons.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.91,0:12:50.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, why was he showing\Nyou that as a light in case?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.95,0:12:52.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In case of emergency.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.22,0:12:54.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah, but I'm not talking like,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.31,0:12:57.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,one box that maybe an\Nex-girlfriend had left there.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.85,0:13:01.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm talking like hundreds of tampons,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.51,0:13:02.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like how big the drawer is.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.96,0:13:06.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And a tampon is like\Nthe size of half a pen
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.40,0:13:08.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and fill a drawer.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.69,0:13:10.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah, all leaves, not in their boxes,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.86,0:13:13.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just like a sweetie jar.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.85,0:13:15.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I was like,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.08,0:13:17.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh wow.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.29,0:13:18.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And he was like, do you want any?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.61,0:13:20.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was like, and he offered me.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.20,0:13:21.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So do you want an....
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.41,0:13:24.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.09,0:13:31.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Did you make a hefty escape after that?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.96,0:13:33.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yes, I said I wanted to go home,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.01,0:13:35.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but it was very awkward\Nbecause he had to walk me home
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.70,0:13:37.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because I didn't have\Nthe money for a taxi.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.60,0:13:40.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So he walked me home,\Nwhich was about 20 minutes.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.34,0:13:44.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then we got to my place\Nand he said, can I come up?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.32,0:13:47.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I was like, no, sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.09,0:13:48.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not allowed.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.13,0:13:49.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, I don't know who's not allowing it.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.50,0:13:50.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I was like, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:50.78,0:13:54.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because I didn't know how\Nto end the interaction.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.11,0:13:59.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I put my hand on his shoulder\Nand I said, bless you.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.69,0:14:00.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like a nun.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.91,0:14:06.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just walked into my hood.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.97,0:14:07.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was just like,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.81,0:14:12.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Do you like some people\Nare like train spotters.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.05,0:14:16.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe he was a tampon collector?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.27,0:14:17.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Maybe, but....
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.68,0:14:20.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Stereo voice] In 11th grade,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.51,0:14:22.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my straight boy crush got me\Nto skip school with him in the
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.52,0:14:24.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,middle of the day to go back to his house,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.10,0:14:26.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which I was obviously all for.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.27,0:14:28.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We get to the house, nobody else's there.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.32,0:14:29.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we go to his room,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.59,0:14:31.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm ready for this move.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.29,0:14:33.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, I'm gonna go take a shower.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.98,0:14:35.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He comes back from the\Nshower in only a towel
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.89,0:14:37.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'm absolutely ablaze.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.02,0:14:40.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then he shows me his Yukio cards
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.77,0:14:42.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we head back to the school.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.82,0:14:45.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My mother is at the school\Nfrantic because she's been trying
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.38,0:14:47.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to contact me for the past 30 minutes
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.25,0:14:48.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to pick me up for an\Northodontist appointment
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.97,0:14:51.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that I'd forgotten about\Nfor skipping school.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.54,0:14:53.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am grounded for the next three weeks.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.72,0:14:55.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it turns out in the end,\Nthe boy wasn't even straight,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.91,0:14:58.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I didn't find that\Nout until a year later
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.67,0:15:01.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,after he had had an entire baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.25,0:15:02.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.67,0:15:04.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That happens.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.98,0:15:07.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was a roller coaster.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.34,0:15:09.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He had a baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.02,0:15:12.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yukio cards, is in the towel.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.59,0:15:13.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We need some kind of,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.61,0:15:16.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like a Pokemon card.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.81,0:15:18.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He just wanted to show\Nhis whole collection.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.93,0:15:20.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, did he?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.10,0:15:21.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think he panicked.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.56,0:15:22.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Well, I think so.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.40,0:15:24.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's like, do you want\Nto see my blast toys.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.45,0:15:27.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What's a blast toys?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.44,0:15:30.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Do you know what a squirtle is?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.28,0:15:36.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.12,0:15:37.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Pokemon.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.52,0:15:41.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah, is there any\NPokemon, you know, a picture?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.33,0:15:42.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.16,0:15:43.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I said like Tom Anda,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.82,0:15:45.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you wouldn't know what that was.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.77,0:15:46.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No, I do you know what that is.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.88,0:15:47.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a little tracking.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.88,0:15:48.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.71,0:15:50.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- So you don't know what a squirtle is,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.27,0:15:51.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which is the best Pokemon.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.10,0:15:52.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- So the only reason I\Nknow what Pokemons are,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.33,0:15:56.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and this is a dating story is\Nbecause do you remember when
Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.80,0:15:59.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that game came out on your\Nphone where you could collect
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.22,0:16:03.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,them, like around your house\Nand things like Pokemon go.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.29,0:16:07.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I got that app and on that same day,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.83,0:16:11.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had a date with Liam,\Nmy first date with Liam.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.70,0:16:14.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And was so excited about this Pokemon go.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.70,0:16:16.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know why,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.09,0:16:17.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because I've never played\NPokemon in my lounge.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.81,0:16:18.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was like, this is so cool
Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.65,0:16:20.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that there's a Pokemon in my lounge.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.04,0:16:20.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.87,0:16:22.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then I was on this date\Nwith Liam and it got to near the
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.71,0:16:26.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,end and I said, anywhere, best be going,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.93,0:16:30.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,unless you want to come outside\Nand play Pokemon with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.98,0:16:33.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And he was like, he was like,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.51,0:16:35.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh yes I do.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.81,0:16:38.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I was like, great, have\Nyou got it downloaded it?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.68,0:16:42.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I was like, it's really cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.41,0:16:43.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's an app.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.25,0:16:46.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then I made it, he was like, okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.03,0:16:48.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then we went outside\Nand I was like, look,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.09,0:16:49.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there's a Cholomander.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.62,0:16:51.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And he was like, what\Ndo you want to do now?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.22,0:16:52.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was like, play Pokemon.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.98,0:16:56.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Didn't you and Dan go\Nto Japan at that time?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.98,0:16:58.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I remember watching a video.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.62,0:17:00.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where did Dan let go and try and collect?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.71,0:17:03.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It was the Hong Kong, I got the flu.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.76,0:17:07.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I was in bed and he was\Ntrying to get the rarest Pokemon.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.26,0:17:08.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It just all around Hong Kong.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.63,0:17:11.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was that actual fail in the end.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.32,0:17:13.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you ever watched that video.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.09,0:17:13.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, he didn't get it.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.92,0:17:15.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was a complete waste today.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.83,0:17:19.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had another awkward incident\Nwhere I don't know if it was
Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.76,0:17:21.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the same in your town,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.34,0:17:24.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but did you say making out for kissing?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.14,0:17:26.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, we said getting off with.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.85,0:17:28.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That's what, that's what we said.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.09,0:17:28.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We said getting off.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.93,0:17:29.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.92,0:17:31.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So that's, that's where we're going.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:31.93,0:17:33.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Remember that.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.05,0:17:38.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was doing a babysitting\Njob with another girl from my
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.74,0:17:41.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,street who I thought I fancied a bit.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.90,0:17:45.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Again, I was a gay, so I\Ndon't know if I did fancy her.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.74,0:17:47.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There was weird feelings.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.72,0:17:48.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I thought, you know what?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.79,0:17:51.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe I could make my move\Nduring this babysitting job.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.62,0:17:53.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There was a thing where all\Nof the adults on the street
Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.63,0:17:56.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would get two of the teens\Nto do babysitting together.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.65,0:17:58.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess this would be more responsible.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.22,0:18:00.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know how to teens is\Nmore responsible if you're
Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.19,0:18:02.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,leaving them alone in\Nthe house, to be honest.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.30,0:18:04.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Why would you put a bully\Nand a girl team together
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.90,0:18:06.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in a house?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.42,0:18:11.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That's the classic, romantic\Nteen comedy situation.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.27,0:18:13.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Maybe they were doing it\Non purpose to set you up.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.75,0:18:17.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Maybe my street was a cult\Nand they wanted us all to have
Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.09,0:18:18.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,babies or something.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.16,0:18:19.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know, it was weird.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.66,0:18:22.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, getting onto a tangent.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.23,0:18:26.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I thought, you know what,\Nif I'm going to woo this lass,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.86,0:18:28.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I need to give her a gift.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.36,0:18:32.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I brought a multi-pack\Nof timeout chocolate bars.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.02,0:18:33.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'd be thrilled.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:33.28,0:18:36.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- At this age, I would be thrilled.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.56,0:18:39.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But back in the day, everything was lame.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.01,0:18:40.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I don't know what she was expecting.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.80,0:18:42.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I got to the door and I was like,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.08,0:18:44.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got you some time outs.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.11,0:18:45.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And she was like, what?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.28,0:18:47.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, I just, I placed\Nthe timeouts into her hand.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.89,0:18:50.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, she wasn't even\Nlike saying, thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.96,0:18:52.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She was like, oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:55.06,0:18:57.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, I got a bit more...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.32,0:19:04.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just caught the wind, the\Nwind is having a cringe.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:09.61,0:19:13.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got a bit closer to something.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.06,0:19:14.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We were on the sofa.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.12,0:19:17.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We were watching a movie\Nand she said to me,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.43,0:19:19.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,do you want to make out?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:20.65,0:19:21.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.75,0:19:22.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, kiss.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.69,0:19:24.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I don't know what that means Louise.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:24.26,0:19:26.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Me as a teen, I'd never\Nheard make-out before.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.67,0:19:28.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I was like, what does that mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:29.31,0:19:30.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want it to be, I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.90,0:19:32.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wanted to be cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.11,0:19:34.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I didn't want to be like, what's that?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.81,0:19:35.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I was like.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.64,0:19:37.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What did you do then?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.84,0:19:40.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- So I was like, yeah, I guess\Nmaybe we could do it later.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.68,0:19:42.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And she was like, what?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.24,0:19:43.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I was like, yeah,\Nwe could make out later.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.10,0:19:47.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I was hoping she'd\Nchanged the subject.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.16,0:19:48.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And she just looked at me like,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.94,0:19:49.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.83,0:19:50.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So then.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.66,0:19:53.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I was so comfortable cause\NI'm imagining this so vividly.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.44,0:19:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I know, it was really, really bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.00,0:19:58.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we'd heard about five\Ntimeouts at this point.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:58.70,0:20:01.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I've got flight dairy issues.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.41,0:20:03.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I probably shouldn't\Nhave indulged so much in the
Dialogue: 0,0:20:03.64,0:20:06.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,timeouts, and because of\Nthis make-out situation,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:06.43,0:20:07.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was getting a nervous tummy.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.95,0:20:09.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You know me, I understand.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.62,0:20:12.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I heard that very well.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:15.07,0:20:15.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So then.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.10,0:20:20.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Unfortunately I spent the next\Nhalf an hour in the toilet.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.80,0:20:28.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That's so, and she would\Nhave known what you were doing.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.60,0:20:30.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I could just hear her\Nsighing in the lounge
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.95,0:20:32.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause it was one of\Nthose people, they've got
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.48,0:20:34.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the toilet so close to the TV.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.24,0:20:36.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was like, you can hear everything
Dialogue: 0,0:20:36.08,0:20:37.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's happening in here.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.16,0:20:38.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was terrible.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.09,0:20:39.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then the parents came home,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.49,0:20:41.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and they didn't ask us to babysit again.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.06,0:20:42.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know why.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:42.25,0:20:44.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cause the babysitting\Npart of it was great.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.09,0:20:44.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That's terrific.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.95,0:20:49.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So headlines are, don't give\Npeople timeouts as a gift,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.18,0:20:51.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,although I totally would now.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.07,0:20:53.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I don't know why that was an issue.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.17,0:20:54.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everyone knows what making out is now.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.56,0:20:55.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So that won't be a problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.56,0:20:57.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I don't think we need\Nto give much dating advice
Dialogue: 0,0:20:57.51,0:20:58.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on that one, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:58.34,0:20:59.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We've got another message on stereo.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:59.77,0:21:00.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's have a listen.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:00.75,0:21:03.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Stereo message] So this\Nhappened before my first semester
Dialogue: 0,0:21:03.35,0:21:04.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of college.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:04.18,0:21:06.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got on the Facebook page\Ntrying to find some friends.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:06.43,0:21:09.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I started talking to\Nthis guy and we hit it off.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:09.82,0:21:13.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We were planning on\Ngoing on a bowling date
Dialogue: 0,0:21:13.78,0:21:15.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when we got to campus.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:15.10,0:21:16.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Before we even got on campus,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:16.45,0:21:17.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,before we even met in person, he was like,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.87,0:21:19.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so when we go bowling.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:19.58,0:21:21.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't show me your feet when you're trying
Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.37,0:21:22.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the bowling shoes.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:22.69,0:21:23.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I was like, what?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.80,0:21:24.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.71,0:21:26.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And he was like, yeah,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:26.08,0:21:28.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I kind of have a feet thing and\NI don't want to make it look
Dialogue: 0,0:21:28.53,0:21:29.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,weird on the first day.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:29.72,0:21:31.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I was like, made it weird.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:31.49,0:21:33.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's awkward that they're like,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:33.47,0:21:35.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't show me your feet straight away.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:35.76,0:21:40.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I would say, yeah, never\Nyuck someone else's yam.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:40.17,0:21:43.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But maybe he didn't need to go straight in
Dialogue: 0,0:21:43.58,0:21:45.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with his yam, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:45.04,0:21:48.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No, there's a time and a\Nplace for the foot fetish.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:48.14,0:21:50.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And just being like, don't\Nwant to see your feet.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:50.45,0:21:51.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a bit weird.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:51.72,0:21:55.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I think that's a good\Ntime to end the dating chat.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:55.19,0:21:57.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For the last few minutes,\NI thought we could do
Dialogue: 0,0:21:57.24,0:22:00.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,something called fill in the blanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:00.48,0:22:02.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(upbeat music)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:02.49,0:22:05.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're just going to fire at\Nrandom topics at each other.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:05.70,0:22:07.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And just talk about them.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:07.15,0:22:08.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First thing that comes to your head.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:08.29,0:22:13.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I'm going to kick\Nthings off with aliens.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:13.93,0:22:14.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(electronic alien sound)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:14.76,0:22:16.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Lots to say about aliens.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:16.95,0:22:18.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm glad this has come up.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:18.13,0:22:20.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So one, I definitely think they exist
Dialogue: 0,0:22:20.69,0:22:22.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just mathematically by statistics.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:22.97,0:22:23.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course they do.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:23.82,0:22:24.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How could we exempt them?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:24.98,0:22:28.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And also I think that they have\Nbeen to earth, the pyramids.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:28.86,0:22:30.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How did the pyramids happen?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:30.66,0:22:34.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've watched a lot of documentaries\Nand the parents and also
Dialogue: 0,0:22:34.42,0:22:39.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are they, you know, are they\Nunder airports and things.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:39.08,0:22:41.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- 100%, there are aliens on the airport.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:41.56,0:22:44.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Phil laughs gently)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:44.70,0:22:46.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is there any point you\Nsay airports specifically?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:46.75,0:22:48.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is there a reason why you said airport?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:48.98,0:22:50.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah, because I think that
Dialogue: 0,0:22:50.48,0:22:53.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they have secret alien airports\Nunderneath our airport.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:53.87,0:22:57.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That would be the least place\Nthat you're getting to look
Dialogue: 0,0:22:57.38,0:23:00.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for an alien airport\Nis under human airport.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:00.16,0:23:01.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I just think it would\Nbe handy because it's got
Dialogue: 0,0:23:01.72,0:23:03.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all the equipment, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:03.98,0:23:06.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That could just nip\Ninto duty free as well.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:06.19,0:23:08.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And just be like....
Dialogue: 0,0:23:08.02,0:23:11.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'm sure I saw like some\Nsort of crazy YouTube video
Dialogue: 0,0:23:11.77,0:23:14.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about a specific American airport,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:14.46,0:23:15.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I've forgotten what it is.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:15.57,0:23:16.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And also I'm scared.\NEven if I do remember,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:16.50,0:23:18.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm scared to say it in case like
Dialogue: 0,0:23:18.44,0:23:20.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I alert them to my knowledge.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:20.35,0:23:22.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- They'll know that\Nlistening, don't say it.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:24.64,0:23:27.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you seen that\Nmonolith that is appearing?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:27.19,0:23:28.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's one in Utah.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:28.30,0:23:30.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like it was like a metal pole.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:30.93,0:23:32.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Just like a mirror thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:32.65,0:23:36.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah, it disappeared\Novernight, appeared in Romania.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:36.76,0:23:37.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.83,0:23:38.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:38.66,0:23:40.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know if it's the same one.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:40.31,0:23:43.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But a monolith and then\Nthat one has disappeared.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:43.92,0:23:46.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I'm expecting to wake up\Nand it'll just be in my bed.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:46.76,0:23:48.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why isn't this like\N- Life in 2020 got weirder.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:48.65,0:23:51.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Why isn't this headline news though?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:51.22,0:23:52.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like what is this thing?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:52.29,0:23:53.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know, I'm voting aliens.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:53.87,0:23:54.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you vote?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:55.71,0:23:57.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'm going to vote bank C.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:57.48,0:23:58.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:58.42,0:23:59.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got a good.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:59.25,0:24:00.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, it's quite niche to us though.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:00.17,0:24:02.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I think that the\Naudience will enjoy it.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:02.56,0:24:03.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You ready?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:03.39,0:24:05.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Video conventions.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:05.59,0:24:08.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(upbeat music)
Dialogue: 0,0:24:09.84,0:24:12.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because we made it too often.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:12.32,0:24:14.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- We've been to a lot of video conventions
Dialogue: 0,0:24:14.04,0:24:16.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and spent a lot of time\Ntogether at video conventions.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:16.50,0:24:19.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But the thing the best times,
Dialogue: 0,0:24:19.14,0:24:22.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but the thing that Springs to\Nmind is one of the things that
Dialogue: 0,0:24:22.06,0:24:24.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I always feel guilty\Nabout with you, Louise,
Dialogue: 0,0:24:24.23,0:24:25.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which is we were,
Dialogue: 0,0:24:25.49,0:24:28.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think it was playlist live\Nand we were going to go on
Dialogue: 0,0:24:28.84,0:24:32.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,some rides, we were at universal studios.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:32.17,0:24:33.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And there was one ride,
Dialogue: 0,0:24:33.34,0:24:36.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which was the mummy ride.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:36.88,0:24:39.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And do you like, is it scary Phil?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:39.89,0:24:41.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was like, no, it's not that scary.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:41.40,0:24:42.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:42.40,0:24:44.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- But your audience can\NI just let them know?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:44.55,0:24:49.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am like so afraid anything\Nparanormal, like a phobia.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:49.48,0:24:51.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said to you, is it scary?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:51.41,0:24:53.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you're like, no, it's just fast.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:53.92,0:24:56.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was like, I don't mind\Nspeed, but is it like spooky?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:56.52,0:24:58.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you were like, no, it's not spooky.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:58.60,0:25:00.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I was like, it's not spooky, it's fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:00.82,0:25:03.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's based on a movie, you'll be okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:03.09,0:25:05.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So we went on the ride and I was like.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:05.38,0:25:10.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was like, it'll be all\Nright, Louis, it'll be fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:10.27,0:25:14.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,30 seconds into the ride,\NI realized it was not fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:14.98,0:25:19.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've never seen someone so\Nterrified in my entire life.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:19.42,0:25:21.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it wasn't like funny scared.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:21.25,0:25:25.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Louise was like wheezing with\Nher eyes closed and screaming.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:25.86,0:25:27.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was like screaming and wheezing.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:27.92,0:25:28.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You were squeezing.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:28.99,0:25:30.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Squeezing, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:30.69,0:25:31.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You forgive me for that.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:31.85,0:25:34.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- If that was only the story, yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:34.35,0:25:37.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But can I just remind you\Nwhat happened at the end?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:37.57,0:25:41.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So we've been really fortunate\Nto be given like access to
Dialogue: 0,0:25:41.17,0:25:42.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,loads and loads of rice.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:42.85,0:25:45.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There were no queues cause it\Nwas after the park could shut,
Dialogue: 0,0:25:45.31,0:25:47.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but like our convention\Narranged for us to go.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:47.59,0:25:50.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And so at the end of the ride,
Dialogue: 0,0:25:50.45,0:25:52.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was almost hyperventilating.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:52.42,0:25:55.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The ride operators took me\Noff and took me into like the
Dialogue: 0,0:25:55.38,0:25:58.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,little side room to like\Nget me some first aid
Dialogue: 0,0:25:58.06,0:25:59.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to see if I was all right.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:00.51,0:26:03.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You would think that Phil\Nwas like, don't worry,
Dialogue: 0,0:26:03.09,0:26:04.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll stay with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:04.57,0:26:05.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But then the rider creeks said,
Dialogue: 0,0:26:05.71,0:26:07.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, do you guys want to go on again?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:07.70,0:26:09.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whilst we're getting the first day?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:09.07,0:26:12.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you went, you went on the ride again.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:12.35,0:26:13.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- They said it'll be really quick.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:13.77,0:26:15.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I figured you'd have\Nto like sit in the dark
Dialogue: 0,0:26:15.72,0:26:17.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for at least 15 minutes.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:19.08,0:26:21.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you come out like\Nthe, on the ride again.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:21.70,0:26:22.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay, in the end.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:22.84,0:26:25.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But yes, I do forgive him for that.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:25.73,0:26:27.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Sometimes I wake up\Nat four in the morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:27.36,0:26:29.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm like, remember when\NI did that to Louise,
Dialogue: 0,0:26:29.01,0:26:29.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel so bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:29.84,0:26:32.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Was it that one with little lights,
Dialogue: 0,0:26:32.87,0:26:36.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like LED lights that we\Nhad all over the place?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:36.42,0:26:39.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I don't know what you're talking about.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:39.19,0:26:41.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think it goes back to the\Nlittle light convention.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:41.45,0:26:42.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No you did.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:42.53,0:26:45.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got a picture of me and\Nyou and I wearing a white dress
Dialogue: 0,0:26:45.22,0:26:46.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and there were tiny little lines.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:49.97,0:26:51.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I remember that.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:51.40,0:26:55.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- But the most about that is\Nyou after it's being like,
Dialogue: 0,0:26:55.92,0:26:58.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,can you put those somewhere else?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:58.28,0:26:59.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't put them on the table.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:59.20,0:27:00.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Someone else might touch them.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:00.38,0:27:01.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:01.64,0:27:04.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It feels like, ah, sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:06.23,0:27:07.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:07.84,0:27:09.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I might've had one down\Nmy pants at some point.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:09.94,0:27:11.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was a whole thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:11.57,0:27:13.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I think we all had one down our pants.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:13.54,0:27:15.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I still got one down my pants.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:18.68,0:27:20.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, that was a hoot.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:20.91,0:27:22.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks for being my favorite guest.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:22.05,0:27:24.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- We can't end on down your pants.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:25.58,0:27:26.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'm down with.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:26.88,0:27:28.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's how it goes on my channel, Louise.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:28.91,0:27:30.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was lovely to have you on my show.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:30.75,0:27:31.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks for coming.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:31.83,0:27:33.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Make sure to check out Louise's channel.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:33.84,0:27:37.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll put a link below\Nand have a lovely day.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:37.30,0:27:38.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Subscribe to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:38.63,0:27:39.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Check out Stereo.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:39.62,0:27:41.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There is a link below.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:41.90,0:27:43.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Thank you so much for having me.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:43.63,0:27:44.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This has been so fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:44.86,0:27:45.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:45.100,0:27:47.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Bye.\N- Bye.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:48.69,0:27:51.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(upbeat music)
Dialogue: 0,0:27:51.90,0:27:54.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay, we should get a thumbnail.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:54.28,0:27:55.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yep.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:55.11,0:27:57.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Which I'm also filming, so\Nthis might be included in.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:57.32,0:27:58.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you get like closer to the camera,
Dialogue: 0,0:27:58.95,0:28:00.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want it like a higher quality Louise.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:00.56,0:28:02.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe I could get you to\Ntake a photo of yourself.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:02.87,0:28:05.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Do you want it longie or totally.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:05.48,0:28:06.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, hang on.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:06.93,0:28:07.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:09.15,0:28:10.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Look inside ways.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:14.68,0:28:16.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you ever, when you film a video,
Dialogue: 0,0:28:16.30,0:28:19.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just have about five minutes\Nof you doing thumbnail faces
Dialogue: 0,0:28:19.94,0:28:21.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with really weird breathy sounds.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:22.72,0:28:25.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No, I actually the opposite\Nbecause when I'm doing it,
Dialogue: 0,0:28:25.02,0:28:27.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm like right now do some now.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:27.03,0:28:29.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then I think, Oh,\NI've done that for ages.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:29.79,0:28:32.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I come to agitate and\NI did it for four seconds.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:32.18,0:28:35.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why didn't I do this for long enough?
Dialogue: 0,0:28:35.20,0:28:36.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:36.31,0:28:38.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've sometimes got a good\Ntwo minutes of me going.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:42.72,0:28:47.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Taking a picture next to\Nsomeone and you can hear them.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:49.91,0:28:51.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I share that with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:51.18,0:28:53.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not a fan of mouth noises.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:53.42,0:28:54.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whenever I see Louise,
Dialogue: 0,0:28:54.74,0:28:56.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,she doesn't want my mouth close to her ear
Dialogue: 0,0:28:58.36,0:29:02.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or my hand close to her at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:08.06,0:29:10.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You know 2020 has been horrific.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:10.50,0:29:13.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But if there's one thing I have enjoyed is
Dialogue: 0,0:29:13.85,0:29:17.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I haven't shaken and\Nor shook anyone's hand
Dialogue: 0,0:29:17.38,0:29:19.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will have to hug anyone.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:19.99,0:29:20.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:20.96,0:29:23.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Your hand, I can't.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:26.54,0:29:27.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what I mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:28.94,0:29:31.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh yeah, I'm excited to embrace you.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:31.37,0:29:33.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Squeeze me, stop recording for a second.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:33.96,0:29:35.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I can say something scandalous.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:38.14,0:29:40.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(upbeat music)