1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,670 - Coming up. 2 00:00:01,670 --> 00:00:03,230 - You gave birth right there? 3 00:00:03,230 --> 00:00:04,300 - Yeah, on the floor. 4 00:00:04,300 --> 00:00:05,133 Yeah. 5 00:00:05,133 --> 00:00:06,960 - Is there any like stains left behind? 6 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:08,880 I just had a sniff of your hair. 7 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:10,088 - Cool. 8 00:00:10,088 --> 00:00:11,450 Red wine. 9 00:00:11,450 --> 00:00:14,890 - It lets out a cry from the vagina. 10 00:00:14,890 --> 00:00:15,840 - [Stereo talking] He comes back from the shower 11 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:16,760 in only a towel. 12 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:18,650 And I absolutely ablaze. 13 00:00:18,650 --> 00:00:21,318 - Do you want to see my blast toys? 14 00:00:21,318 --> 00:00:23,140 - Happy December. 15 00:00:23,140 --> 00:00:24,440 So for this month, I'm going to be doing 16 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:28,680 some fun festive live shows on a new app called Stereo. 17 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:30,710 Each week with a different guest. 18 00:00:30,710 --> 00:00:32,360 If you're over 18, I want to check out the app. 19 00:00:32,360 --> 00:00:34,210 I've put a link below so you can follow me on it 20 00:00:34,210 --> 00:00:35,520 and also check out some other shows. 21 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:37,460 Today's videos with Louise Pentland. 22 00:00:37,460 --> 00:00:39,265 We had a very large low. 23 00:00:39,265 --> 00:00:41,848 (upbeat music) 24 00:00:44,110 --> 00:00:46,520 - Welcome to my first Stereo show. 25 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:49,970 I am joined by the fabulous Louise Pentland. 26 00:00:49,970 --> 00:00:51,065 Hello. 27 00:00:51,065 --> 00:00:52,190 - Hi. 28 00:00:52,190 --> 00:00:53,580 This is so exciting. 29 00:00:53,580 --> 00:00:54,450 - You got your flower crown. 30 00:00:54,450 --> 00:00:55,283 You're rocking it. 31 00:00:55,283 --> 00:00:56,270 - That's how I get old school, 32 00:00:56,270 --> 00:00:58,060 sprinkle of glitter, you know. 33 00:00:58,060 --> 00:01:01,580 - I feel like mine looks a bit cooler than I actually am. 34 00:01:01,580 --> 00:01:03,120 Do you know what I mean? 35 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:03,953 - Yeah. 36 00:01:05,750 --> 00:01:08,930 - He's got more and more tailored quit than I actually have. 37 00:01:08,930 --> 00:01:11,250 - I'll tell you what it is with emoji people 38 00:01:11,250 --> 00:01:14,028 and something, I'm very grateful for myself is that 39 00:01:14,028 --> 00:01:16,690 they don't portray age at all. 40 00:01:16,690 --> 00:01:19,978 And I think that that does you and I mostly me, 41 00:01:19,978 --> 00:01:22,170 a good service. 42 00:01:22,170 --> 00:01:25,670 - I mean, you're looking glowing right now today, Louise. 43 00:01:25,670 --> 00:01:27,023 - That's the Botox, Phil. 44 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:33,000 That is frozen till Christmas. 45 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:35,600 - The way you can interact with stereo is 46 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:37,730 you can send in a voice message and then 47 00:01:37,730 --> 00:01:40,070 it will play out for us and we can react to it. 48 00:01:40,070 --> 00:01:40,930 So we've just got our first one. 49 00:01:40,930 --> 00:01:42,368 Now let's play it. 50 00:01:42,368 --> 00:01:43,640 - [Stereo] Have you started decorating the house 51 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:44,770 for Christmas yet? 52 00:01:44,770 --> 00:01:48,580 - Well, I think Louise is the Christmas queen 53 00:01:48,580 --> 00:01:50,650 because when did you start decorating your house 54 00:01:50,650 --> 00:01:51,483 for Christmas Louise? 55 00:01:51,483 --> 00:01:54,790 - So the Christmas decorations went up on, 56 00:01:54,790 --> 00:01:56,870 let me just look at my calendar, one second, 57 00:01:56,870 --> 00:01:59,561 so I can get the exact date for you. 58 00:01:59,561 --> 00:02:00,395 - July, 59 00:02:00,395 --> 00:02:01,940 - July. 60 00:02:01,940 --> 00:02:04,520 It was the 2nd of November that we had our Christmas 61 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:05,353 decorations done. 62 00:02:05,353 --> 00:02:07,000 So yeah, we were set for Christmas. 63 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:11,010 What about you? I imagine you're slightly less festive. 64 00:02:11,010 --> 00:02:13,490 - At the moment, all I've got is a tree 65 00:02:13,490 --> 00:02:14,900 that is covered in fairy lights. 66 00:02:14,900 --> 00:02:17,140 - Can I just say for all your dear listeners, 67 00:02:17,140 --> 00:02:22,140 it is the most sad effort for Christmas, I have ever seen. 68 00:02:22,650 --> 00:02:24,563 It's a slightly dying plant and you've not even 69 00:02:24,563 --> 00:02:27,604 wrapped them round that you just try it, 70 00:02:27,604 --> 00:02:31,153 - That is my best try of wrapping them around. 71 00:02:31,153 --> 00:02:31,986 - Oh God. 72 00:02:31,986 --> 00:02:33,740 - I'm not a very crafty person. 73 00:02:33,740 --> 00:02:35,850 So I think the last time we made a video together, 74 00:02:35,850 --> 00:02:40,060 we were talking about mucus plugs and fundal rights. 75 00:02:40,060 --> 00:02:42,300 And various other birth terms. 76 00:02:42,300 --> 00:02:43,430 If you've got twins, 77 00:02:43,430 --> 00:02:45,440 is when they both come out at the same time. 78 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:46,273 - Jesus Christ. 79 00:02:46,273 --> 00:02:47,540 That doesn't happen. 80 00:02:47,540 --> 00:02:48,420 - That was a long time. 81 00:02:48,420 --> 00:02:50,490 I like to think I've retained some of that knowledge. 82 00:02:50,490 --> 00:02:51,900 - Oh, okay, great. 83 00:02:51,900 --> 00:02:53,108 That will be handy. 84 00:02:53,108 --> 00:02:54,960 - Do you want to quiz me on one of them? 85 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:56,451 - Sure, okay. 86 00:02:56,451 --> 00:02:59,185 What is a search a surge? 87 00:02:59,185 --> 00:03:04,185 - A surge is when the baby is getting so close 88 00:03:04,230 --> 00:03:08,623 to being born, it lets out a cry from the vagina. 89 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:10,687 - No. 90 00:03:10,687 --> 00:03:11,520 - And that's the surge. 91 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:13,150 They are like, we've heard the surge. 92 00:03:13,150 --> 00:03:14,200 We heard the cry. 93 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:15,593 - So, No. 94 00:03:18,951 --> 00:03:21,350 For those watching the video will know this spot where I'm 95 00:03:21,350 --> 00:03:24,257 sitting right now is exactly where I gave birth to that baby 96 00:03:24,257 --> 00:03:26,120 girl that we did the video on. 97 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:27,570 - You gave birth right there. 98 00:03:27,570 --> 00:03:28,600 - Yeah, on the floor. 99 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:31,885 - Was there any like stains left behind? 100 00:03:31,885 --> 00:03:35,690 - No, it's a tiled floor and also it was in a birthing pool. 101 00:03:35,690 --> 00:03:36,540 It's in a birthing pool, 102 00:03:36,540 --> 00:03:38,610 but we did put the after birth in the bushes, 103 00:03:38,610 --> 00:03:39,950 in the garden afterwards. 104 00:03:39,950 --> 00:03:43,283 - Did it make the roses grow extra? 105 00:03:44,150 --> 00:03:45,290 - Yeah, but not the placenta 106 00:03:45,290 --> 00:03:47,660 cause we had that made into pills. 107 00:03:47,660 --> 00:03:48,767 - Oh my God. 108 00:03:48,767 --> 00:03:49,760 You ate your placenta, didn't you? 109 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:52,530 - Yeah, but I feel like this is probably a separate video 110 00:03:52,530 --> 00:03:53,572 altogether. 111 00:03:53,572 --> 00:03:56,080 - Could I, I'm not. 112 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:57,580 I'm just saying hypothetically, 113 00:03:57,580 --> 00:04:02,580 if I ate some placenta, sorry, would that benefit me 114 00:04:04,060 --> 00:04:06,980 in any way or is it all for the benefit of the mother? 115 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:09,160 - The idea is, it is for the benefit of the mother. 116 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:12,282 I don't know biologically what the risks of that would 117 00:04:12,282 --> 00:04:17,056 resoundingly sound risky because it is like dried insides, 118 00:04:17,056 --> 00:04:20,540 but it's worth looking into if ever you find yourself in a 119 00:04:20,540 --> 00:04:23,030 position to eat your own placenta. 120 00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:24,310 - Okay. Well now I know, 121 00:04:24,310 --> 00:04:26,150 I didn't think we were talking about eating placentas 122 00:04:26,150 --> 00:04:28,790 at the start of this show. 123 00:04:28,790 --> 00:04:29,623 I get surprised.. 124 00:04:29,623 --> 00:04:31,460 - It's a surprise round Jeffery corner fell. 125 00:04:31,460 --> 00:04:33,020 - Did you see that Lady Gaga released 126 00:04:33,020 --> 00:04:34,870 Lady Gaga flavored Oreos today? 127 00:04:34,870 --> 00:04:37,050 Just random tangent. 128 00:04:37,050 --> 00:04:38,380 - I did not want. 129 00:04:38,380 --> 00:04:40,799 What part of her body are they supposed to taste like? 130 00:04:40,799 --> 00:04:41,994 - I don't know. 131 00:04:41,994 --> 00:04:44,570 That's what I was wondering because I was thinking about 132 00:04:44,570 --> 00:04:47,170 eating placenta and I was all about eating Oreos and I was 133 00:04:47,170 --> 00:04:49,090 like lady Gaga did those Oreos, 134 00:04:49,090 --> 00:04:51,322 what flavor do you think your Oreo would be? 135 00:04:51,322 --> 00:04:54,714 If you were a flavored biscuit? 136 00:04:54,714 --> 00:04:58,773 - I feel like this not a conversation could go. 137 00:04:58,773 --> 00:05:01,190 (both laugh) 138 00:05:03,010 --> 00:05:05,650 - You said don't have to keep this PG. 139 00:05:05,650 --> 00:05:08,070 I'll just settle for delicious. 140 00:05:08,070 --> 00:05:09,300 - A glittery biscuit. 141 00:05:09,300 --> 00:05:10,946 - Yeah, we'll just keep it there. 142 00:05:10,946 --> 00:05:11,779 What about you? 143 00:05:11,779 --> 00:05:14,870 - I think I'd be very like hyper sweet cause I'm quiet. 144 00:05:14,870 --> 00:05:16,720 I like sweet foods. 145 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:20,300 So I think mine would be like triple marshmallow, 146 00:05:20,300 --> 00:05:23,510 popcorn, caramel salted, 147 00:05:23,510 --> 00:05:25,213 but you literally want one. 148 00:05:25,213 --> 00:05:26,970 - I like having lots of you. 149 00:05:26,970 --> 00:05:27,837 - I thank you. 150 00:05:29,750 --> 00:05:32,550 - You got so many messages coming in on stereo 151 00:05:32,550 --> 00:05:36,080 for the topic of today, which is 152 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:38,826 embarrassing dating incidents. 153 00:05:38,826 --> 00:05:41,400 (upbeat music) 154 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:43,750 - [Stereo] I have this really awkward story 155 00:05:43,750 --> 00:05:46,580 of my first day and it was a blind date. 156 00:05:46,580 --> 00:05:49,350 And I was 15 years old and I was at the movie theater. 157 00:05:49,350 --> 00:05:51,640 And I met this guy on Instagram and never seen a 158 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:53,480 picture of him, never seen before. 159 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:57,405 So my older brother went with me to the movie theater 160 00:05:57,405 --> 00:05:58,810 on this date with me. 161 00:05:58,810 --> 00:06:02,100 And I was horrified, and after that date, 162 00:06:02,100 --> 00:06:04,590 I never spoke to that guy ever again. 163 00:06:04,590 --> 00:06:07,090 - I just want to say to that good thinking to take her older 164 00:06:07,090 --> 00:06:10,250 brother with her, even though it will be really cringe. 165 00:06:10,250 --> 00:06:13,820 I think that she gets for, for her, for, for you Glen Coco, 166 00:06:13,820 --> 00:06:15,390 - That's got safety points as well, 167 00:06:15,390 --> 00:06:17,840 but also kind of awkward when in the future, 168 00:06:17,840 --> 00:06:19,853 if you stayed with that person, you'd be like, 169 00:06:19,853 --> 00:06:22,184 remember our first date was with my brother. 170 00:06:22,184 --> 00:06:24,441 - And also what if it go well and he'd gone to like, 171 00:06:24,441 --> 00:06:26,857 go in for the kiss and then your brother's there, 172 00:06:26,857 --> 00:06:27,891 just like, 173 00:06:27,891 --> 00:06:29,670 - Gonna look the other way. 174 00:06:29,670 --> 00:06:31,470 - [Stereo voice] I was staying over at my partner's house 175 00:06:31,470 --> 00:06:33,510 for the first time and I just got dressed 176 00:06:33,510 --> 00:06:34,343 and ready for today, 177 00:06:34,343 --> 00:06:36,650 had a shower and him trying to be smooth as 178 00:06:36,650 --> 00:06:38,742 how does your hair always smell so nice. 179 00:06:38,742 --> 00:06:42,530 And my hair's not with the brain goes, I don't know. 180 00:06:42,530 --> 00:06:44,045 It's just what your mom had. 181 00:06:44,045 --> 00:06:46,410 And I realized very quickly, 182 00:06:46,410 --> 00:06:48,783 I just your mom and my boyfriend. 183 00:06:49,660 --> 00:06:53,060 - Well, you get points for having nice smelling hair. 184 00:06:53,060 --> 00:06:56,320 But I would, I think maybe two years ago, 185 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:58,270 I would always go for the, your mum joke 186 00:06:58,270 --> 00:06:59,550 quite a lot as well. 187 00:06:59,550 --> 00:07:00,800 So I see where you're coming from, 188 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:02,500 especially if there's a bit of an awkward situation, 189 00:07:02,500 --> 00:07:05,490 but I feel like the other side of that is the person just 190 00:07:05,490 --> 00:07:06,560 sniffed your hair. 191 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:08,234 So you don't want to be on a date, 192 00:07:08,234 --> 00:07:09,820 and someone's like, I just had a sniff of your hair. 193 00:07:09,820 --> 00:07:11,460 Oh, I would really be flattered. 194 00:07:11,460 --> 00:07:12,507 I'd quite like I think, 195 00:07:12,507 --> 00:07:14,620 only because I'm sad and desperate. 196 00:07:14,620 --> 00:07:17,407 So I would just go, Oh, someone wants to sniff my hair. 197 00:07:17,407 --> 00:07:22,407 - Say on a date, you just go straight nose in the hair like 198 00:07:22,910 --> 00:07:27,413 I have a big day for inhalation of your scalp. 199 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:35,130 So if anyone has any others, you can now send them in. 200 00:07:35,130 --> 00:07:36,660 I'll tell you one of mine though. 201 00:07:36,660 --> 00:07:40,040 Cause I am a gay, but I had confused moments. 202 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:43,200 I was like, I've got this repressed feeling. 203 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:44,660 Maybe I should be dating girls. 204 00:07:44,660 --> 00:07:45,900 I don't know what I should be doing. 205 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:48,390 So today I thought I could talk about the times where 206 00:07:48,390 --> 00:07:52,100 I tried to date girls because I thought you could 207 00:07:52,100 --> 00:07:54,180 Louise offer a bit of insight. 208 00:07:54,180 --> 00:07:55,270 Was I doing a good thing? 209 00:07:55,270 --> 00:07:56,580 Was I doing a bad thing? 210 00:07:56,580 --> 00:07:57,540 Cause I don't know. 211 00:07:57,540 --> 00:07:59,390 - Well, I would love to offer you insight, 212 00:07:59,390 --> 00:08:01,932 but I just want to pre-phase this with 213 00:08:01,932 --> 00:08:04,524 I was not a good dater. 214 00:08:04,524 --> 00:08:08,663 And I didn't have my first date till I was 17. 215 00:08:08,663 --> 00:08:11,910 And then, I was his second option. 216 00:08:11,910 --> 00:08:14,670 Cause he asked my best friend on a date and she said, no, 217 00:08:14,670 --> 00:08:16,070 but Louise might go. 218 00:08:16,070 --> 00:08:17,569 And I was like, Oh God. 219 00:08:17,569 --> 00:08:19,964 - You were the second option. 220 00:08:19,964 --> 00:08:22,493 How could you be the second option, Louise? 221 00:08:23,500 --> 00:08:25,463 - Thanks Phil, but I was. 222 00:08:26,660 --> 00:08:29,530 - So I had a girl over to my house. 223 00:08:29,530 --> 00:08:31,040 Why would my parents go home? 224 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:32,690 And we were like, 225 00:08:32,690 --> 00:08:34,380 let's watch a horror movie. 226 00:08:34,380 --> 00:08:37,350 And I thought she's going to be scared of the horror movie. 227 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:39,390 And then if you get scared, 228 00:08:39,390 --> 00:08:43,430 go through the whole little cuddle under the duvet 229 00:08:43,430 --> 00:08:45,030 and protect. 230 00:08:45,030 --> 00:08:46,310 I think it was Jeepers Creepers. 231 00:08:46,310 --> 00:08:48,090 You don't like horror, so I'm guessing you don't know. 232 00:08:48,090 --> 00:08:49,690 You've not seen Jeepers Creepers. 233 00:08:49,690 --> 00:08:50,523 No. 234 00:08:50,523 --> 00:08:52,590 Anyway, every time someone got murdered, 235 00:08:52,590 --> 00:08:55,010 the girl I was with was the most laughing 236 00:08:55,010 --> 00:08:58,690 you've ever heard, from sort of watching people get killed. 237 00:08:58,690 --> 00:08:59,523 - Wow. 238 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:02,360 Wow, luckiest date. 239 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:04,610 - To the point where someone was being brutally murdered 240 00:09:04,610 --> 00:09:06,080 on the film. 241 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:08,490 She asked me to rewind it so we could watch it again. 242 00:09:08,490 --> 00:09:11,922 - Maybe you needed protecting under the duvet. 243 00:09:11,922 --> 00:09:15,670 - After about the fourth death in the film, 244 00:09:15,670 --> 00:09:17,480 I was like, maybe I need some protection. 245 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:19,100 I want some snuggling under the covers 246 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:20,570 and maybe not from you. 247 00:09:20,570 --> 00:09:21,403 - Yeah. 248 00:09:21,403 --> 00:09:23,217 She sounds like she would actually murder you under the 249 00:09:23,217 --> 00:09:24,800 covers and not in like a sexy way. 250 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:28,380 - Not like, Oh I'll have you, but like I'll end you. 251 00:09:28,380 --> 00:09:29,513 - I'll end you. 252 00:09:31,494 --> 00:09:32,623 That was the first one. 253 00:09:32,623 --> 00:09:35,280 I did get away with all of my limbs though. 254 00:09:35,280 --> 00:09:36,984 So that was all right. 255 00:09:36,984 --> 00:09:38,170 - And how did it end with her? 256 00:09:38,170 --> 00:09:40,380 - It ended not with a date. 257 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:43,050 We decided we were going to go our separate ways probably 258 00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:45,210 because I was sat like this in the bedroom, 259 00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:46,480 but the entire time, cause I was scared. 260 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:48,370 She was going to start chopping me up with an axe. 261 00:09:48,370 --> 00:09:50,730 - Did you have to see her at school like the next day? 262 00:09:50,730 --> 00:09:51,563 - Yeah. 263 00:09:51,563 --> 00:09:54,140 And she told everyone that I didn't want to do anything. 264 00:09:54,140 --> 00:09:55,748 I didn't even try and kiss her. 265 00:09:55,748 --> 00:09:59,720 - And also didn't like girls. 266 00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:00,553 So. 267 00:10:00,553 --> 00:10:02,040 - It was, it was a mix. 268 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:03,951 It was a mixed bag situation. 269 00:10:03,951 --> 00:10:04,964 What about you? 270 00:10:04,964 --> 00:10:09,133 Do you have any other awkward dating experiences? 271 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:12,540 - Honestly Phil, all of my dating experiences 272 00:10:12,540 --> 00:10:16,163 have been awkward until Liam who I'm now engaged to. 273 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:20,730 So teens were horrific. 274 00:10:20,730 --> 00:10:25,550 And then as you know, I became single again when I was 29. 275 00:10:25,550 --> 00:10:27,660 And I was single for a couple of years 276 00:10:27,660 --> 00:10:30,050 and I thought, Oh, now I'll date. 277 00:10:30,050 --> 00:10:32,480 But knowing what to do, but no you don't, 278 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:35,890 you don't know in your twenties and thirties either. 279 00:10:35,890 --> 00:10:38,280 I don't have really any early dating sorts. 280 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:39,846 Cause I went to a girls school 281 00:10:39,846 --> 00:10:42,600 and led a very sheltered life. 282 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:45,930 So I was at university and I'd gone on a night out 283 00:10:45,930 --> 00:10:47,410 with all my gal pals. 284 00:10:47,410 --> 00:10:50,750 And there was this cool older guy in the studio, 285 00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:54,865 not in like a bar, like a student's bar, 286 00:10:54,865 --> 00:10:57,240 looking back it was a bit weird that he was there 287 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:59,200 because it was a student bar. 288 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:02,970 But, and he was 30 and at the time I was 19. 289 00:11:02,970 --> 00:11:05,410 So I felt like that was very debonair. 290 00:11:05,410 --> 00:11:08,860 We swapped numbers and he text me because all you could do 291 00:11:08,860 --> 00:11:11,840 back in the day was texts or phone and ask me if I wanted to 292 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:14,030 go to his apartment for a drink. 293 00:11:14,030 --> 00:11:16,650 Now that was obviously really stupid and dangerous, 294 00:11:16,650 --> 00:11:18,890 but I was feeling racy. 295 00:11:18,890 --> 00:11:21,150 So I was like, yes, I would love to. 296 00:11:21,150 --> 00:11:24,670 I went to his apartment and I got there 297 00:11:24,670 --> 00:11:26,010 and it's a studio apartment. 298 00:11:26,010 --> 00:11:29,130 So if our listeners don't know what studio apartment is, 299 00:11:29,130 --> 00:11:33,440 basically, it's just one room with everything in the room. 300 00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:35,260 So he was like, do you want a tour? 301 00:11:35,260 --> 00:11:38,150 And I was like, yes, please. 302 00:11:38,150 --> 00:11:40,830 Even though it's was like, I can, I can literally see it. 303 00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:43,537 I'll have a tour. 304 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:48,495 So he walked me around this like one room being like, 305 00:11:48,495 --> 00:11:51,800 this is the kitchenette. 306 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:54,000 And the carpet, and the washing machine, 307 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,237 I was like, wow wow. 308 00:11:56,237 --> 00:11:57,070 Okay. 309 00:11:57,070 --> 00:11:58,410 So we do this whole tour. 310 00:11:58,410 --> 00:12:00,670 And then he got to his bedroom area. 311 00:12:00,670 --> 00:12:02,447 By the way, I've got a glass of red wine in my hand 312 00:12:02,447 --> 00:12:03,940 and I don't like red wine, 313 00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:06,200 but I was like, Oh cool. 314 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:07,033 Red wine. 315 00:12:07,033 --> 00:12:09,010 We go to his bedroom area and he goes, 316 00:12:09,010 --> 00:12:11,310 and this is the badge. 317 00:12:11,310 --> 00:12:12,143 Can I just say, 318 00:12:12,143 --> 00:12:14,550 I've written this in my, my book, Mum Life. 319 00:12:14,550 --> 00:12:15,760 And there's more detail, 320 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:17,943 but we get to the bed and he's like, this is the badge. 321 00:12:18,843 --> 00:12:22,070 And I was like, yeah, okay. 322 00:12:22,070 --> 00:12:24,800 I'm thinking, he's thinking like, 323 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:27,379 what are we going to do on the bed? 324 00:12:27,379 --> 00:12:28,453 Or let's get on the bed or something. 325 00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:31,950 That's where I am as well with my thoughts. 326 00:12:31,950 --> 00:12:34,040 There he goes on his bedside drawer. 327 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:36,570 And he says, this is my bedside drawer. 328 00:12:36,570 --> 00:12:39,570 And he opens it and no word of a lie. 329 00:12:39,570 --> 00:12:44,210 It is filled to the top with tampons. 330 00:12:45,910 --> 00:12:50,910 - Oh, why was he showing you that as a light in case? 331 00:12:50,950 --> 00:12:52,220 In case of emergency. 332 00:12:52,220 --> 00:12:54,310 - Yeah, but I'm not talking like, 333 00:12:54,310 --> 00:12:57,850 one box that maybe an ex-girlfriend had left there. 334 00:12:57,850 --> 00:13:01,510 I'm talking like hundreds of tampons, 335 00:13:01,510 --> 00:13:02,960 like how big the drawer is. 336 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:06,400 And a tampon is like the size of half a pen 337 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:08,690 and fill a drawer. 338 00:13:08,690 --> 00:13:10,860 - Yeah, all leaves, not in their boxes, 339 00:13:10,860 --> 00:13:13,853 just like a sweetie jar. 340 00:13:13,853 --> 00:13:15,103 And I was like, 341 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:17,290 Oh wow. 342 00:13:17,290 --> 00:13:18,610 And he was like, do you want any? 343 00:13:18,610 --> 00:13:20,200 I was like, and he offered me. 344 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,283 So do you want an.... 345 00:13:23,410 --> 00:13:24,243 Yes. 346 00:13:28,094 --> 00:13:31,963 - Did you make a hefty escape after that? 347 00:13:31,963 --> 00:13:33,010 - Yes, I said I wanted to go home, 348 00:13:33,010 --> 00:13:35,700 but it was very awkward because he had to walk me home 349 00:13:35,700 --> 00:13:37,600 because I didn't have the money for a taxi. 350 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:40,340 So he walked me home, which was about 20 minutes. 351 00:13:40,340 --> 00:13:44,320 And then we got to my place and he said, can I come up? 352 00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:47,090 And I was like, no, sorry. 353 00:13:47,090 --> 00:13:48,130 I'm not allowed. 354 00:13:48,130 --> 00:13:49,497 Like, I don't know who's not allowing it. 355 00:13:49,497 --> 00:13:50,780 But I was like, no. 356 00:13:50,780 --> 00:13:54,113 Because I didn't know how to end the interaction. 357 00:13:54,113 --> 00:13:59,113 I put my hand on his shoulder and I said, bless you. 358 00:13:59,690 --> 00:14:00,523 Like a nun. 359 00:14:04,909 --> 00:14:06,970 I just walked into my hood. 360 00:14:06,970 --> 00:14:07,820 It was just like, 361 00:14:09,810 --> 00:14:12,050 - Do you like some people are like train spotters. 362 00:14:12,050 --> 00:14:16,270 Maybe he was a tampon collector? 363 00:14:16,270 --> 00:14:17,643 - Maybe, but.... 364 00:14:19,681 --> 00:14:20,514 - [Stereo voice] In 11th grade, 365 00:14:20,514 --> 00:14:22,520 my straight boy crush got me to skip school with him in the 366 00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:24,100 middle of the day to go back to his house, 367 00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:26,270 which I was obviously all for. 368 00:14:26,270 --> 00:14:28,320 We get to the house, nobody else's there. 369 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:29,590 we go to his room, 370 00:14:29,590 --> 00:14:31,287 I'm ready for this move. 371 00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:33,980 Like, I'm gonna go take a shower. 372 00:14:33,980 --> 00:14:35,890 He comes back from the shower in only a towel 373 00:14:35,890 --> 00:14:37,943 and I'm absolutely ablaze. 374 00:14:39,024 --> 00:14:40,770 And then he shows me his Yukio cards 375 00:14:40,770 --> 00:14:42,820 and we head back to the school. 376 00:14:42,820 --> 00:14:45,380 My mother is at the school frantic because she's been trying 377 00:14:45,380 --> 00:14:47,250 to contact me for the past 30 minutes 378 00:14:47,250 --> 00:14:48,970 to pick me up for an orthodontist appointment 379 00:14:48,970 --> 00:14:51,540 that I'd forgotten about for skipping school. 380 00:14:51,540 --> 00:14:53,720 I am grounded for the next three weeks. 381 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:55,910 And it turns out in the end, the boy wasn't even straight, 382 00:14:55,910 --> 00:14:58,670 but I didn't find that out until a year later 383 00:14:58,670 --> 00:15:01,250 after he had had an entire baby. 384 00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:02,083 - What! 385 00:15:03,672 --> 00:15:04,976 That happens. 386 00:15:04,976 --> 00:15:07,345 That was a roller coaster. 387 00:15:07,345 --> 00:15:09,018 He had a baby. 388 00:15:09,018 --> 00:15:12,590 Yukio cards, is in the towel. 389 00:15:12,590 --> 00:15:13,640 We need some kind of, 390 00:15:14,608 --> 00:15:16,810 It's like a Pokemon card. 391 00:15:16,810 --> 00:15:18,930 He just wanted to show his whole collection. 392 00:15:18,930 --> 00:15:20,095 - Oh, did he? 393 00:15:20,095 --> 00:15:21,563 I think he panicked. 394 00:15:21,563 --> 00:15:22,396 - Well, I think so. 395 00:15:22,396 --> 00:15:24,893 He's like, do you want to see my blast toys. 396 00:15:26,450 --> 00:15:27,553 - What's a blast toys? 397 00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:30,497 - Do you know what a squirtle is? 398 00:15:35,285 --> 00:15:36,118 - Oh yes. 399 00:15:36,118 --> 00:15:37,525 The Pokemon. 400 00:15:37,525 --> 00:15:41,326 - Yeah, is there any Pokemon, you know, a picture? 401 00:15:41,326 --> 00:15:42,159 - Yes. 402 00:15:42,159 --> 00:15:43,820 If I said like Tom Anda, 403 00:15:43,820 --> 00:15:45,766 you wouldn't know what that was. 404 00:15:45,766 --> 00:15:46,877 - No, I do you know what that is. 405 00:15:46,877 --> 00:15:47,879 That's a little tracking. 406 00:15:47,879 --> 00:15:48,714 - Yeah. 407 00:15:48,714 --> 00:15:50,269 - So you don't know what a squirtle is, 408 00:15:50,269 --> 00:15:51,102 which is the best Pokemon. 409 00:15:51,102 --> 00:15:52,330 - So the only reason I know what Pokemons are, 410 00:15:52,330 --> 00:15:56,800 and this is a dating story is because do you remember when 411 00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:59,220 that game came out on your phone where you could collect 412 00:15:59,220 --> 00:16:03,288 them, like around your house and things like Pokemon go. 413 00:16:03,288 --> 00:16:07,830 So I got that app and on that same day, 414 00:16:07,830 --> 00:16:11,700 I had a date with Liam, my first date with Liam. 415 00:16:11,700 --> 00:16:14,700 And was so excited about this Pokemon go. 416 00:16:14,700 --> 00:16:16,093 I don't know why, 417 00:16:16,093 --> 00:16:17,813 because I've never played Pokemon in my lounge. 418 00:16:17,813 --> 00:16:18,646 I was like, this is so cool 419 00:16:18,646 --> 00:16:20,037 that there's a Pokemon in my lounge. 420 00:16:20,037 --> 00:16:20,870 Yeah. 421 00:16:20,870 --> 00:16:22,710 And then I was on this date with Liam and it got to near the 422 00:16:22,710 --> 00:16:26,930 end and I said, anywhere, best be going, 423 00:16:26,930 --> 00:16:30,980 unless you want to come outside and play Pokemon with me. 424 00:16:30,980 --> 00:16:33,510 And he was like, he was like, 425 00:16:33,510 --> 00:16:35,810 Oh yes I do. 426 00:16:35,810 --> 00:16:38,680 And I was like, great, have you got it downloaded it? 427 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:42,410 And I was like, it's really cool. 428 00:16:42,410 --> 00:16:43,250 It's an app. 429 00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:46,030 And then I made it, he was like, okay. 430 00:16:46,030 --> 00:16:48,090 And then we went outside and I was like, look, 431 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,620 there's a Cholomander. 432 00:16:49,620 --> 00:16:51,220 And he was like, what do you want to do now? 433 00:16:51,220 --> 00:16:52,983 I was like, play Pokemon. 434 00:16:52,983 --> 00:16:56,983 Didn't you and Dan go to Japan at that time? 435 00:16:56,983 --> 00:16:58,620 I remember watching a video. 436 00:16:58,620 --> 00:17:00,706 Where did Dan let go and try and collect? 437 00:17:00,706 --> 00:17:03,760 - It was the Hong Kong, I got the flu. 438 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:07,260 So I was in bed and he was trying to get the rarest Pokemon. 439 00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:08,630 It just all around Hong Kong. 440 00:17:08,630 --> 00:17:11,320 It was that actual fail in the end. 441 00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:13,090 If you ever watched that video. 442 00:17:13,090 --> 00:17:13,923 No, he didn't get it. 443 00:17:13,923 --> 00:17:15,830 It was a complete waste today. 444 00:17:15,830 --> 00:17:19,763 I had another awkward incident where I don't know if it was 445 00:17:19,763 --> 00:17:21,340 the same in your town, 446 00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:24,140 but did you say making out for kissing? 447 00:17:24,140 --> 00:17:26,850 No, we said getting off with. 448 00:17:26,850 --> 00:17:28,090 - That's what, that's what we said. 449 00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:28,930 We said getting off. 450 00:17:28,930 --> 00:17:29,920 Anyway, okay. 451 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:31,930 So that's, that's where we're going. 452 00:17:31,930 --> 00:17:33,047 Remember that. 453 00:17:33,047 --> 00:17:38,047 I was doing a babysitting job with another girl from my 454 00:17:38,736 --> 00:17:41,900 street who I thought I fancied a bit. 455 00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:45,738 Again, I was a gay, so I don't know if I did fancy her. 456 00:17:45,738 --> 00:17:47,720 There was weird feelings. 457 00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:48,790 So I thought, you know what? 458 00:17:48,790 --> 00:17:51,620 Maybe I could make my move during this babysitting job. 459 00:17:51,620 --> 00:17:53,630 There was a thing where all of the adults on the street 460 00:17:53,630 --> 00:17:56,650 would get two of the teens to do babysitting together. 461 00:17:56,650 --> 00:17:58,220 I guess this would be more responsible. 462 00:17:58,220 --> 00:18:00,190 I don't know how to teens is more responsible if you're 463 00:18:00,190 --> 00:18:02,300 leaving them alone in the house, to be honest. 464 00:18:02,300 --> 00:18:04,900 - Why would you put a bully and a girl team together 465 00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:06,421 in a house? 466 00:18:06,421 --> 00:18:11,270 - That's the classic, romantic teen comedy situation. 467 00:18:11,270 --> 00:18:13,746 - Maybe they were doing it on purpose to set you up. 468 00:18:13,746 --> 00:18:17,090 - Maybe my street was a cult and they wanted us all to have 469 00:18:17,090 --> 00:18:18,160 babies or something. 470 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:19,660 I don't know, it was weird. 471 00:18:19,660 --> 00:18:22,230 Anyway, getting onto a tangent. 472 00:18:22,230 --> 00:18:26,860 So I thought, you know what, if I'm going to woo this lass, 473 00:18:26,860 --> 00:18:28,360 I need to give her a gift. 474 00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:32,024 So I brought a multi-pack of timeout chocolate bars. 475 00:18:32,024 --> 00:18:33,285 - I'd be thrilled. 476 00:18:33,285 --> 00:18:36,560 - At this age, I would be thrilled. 477 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:39,010 But back in the day, everything was lame. 478 00:18:39,010 --> 00:18:40,800 And I don't know what she was expecting. 479 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:42,080 So I got to the door and I was like, 480 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,110 I got you some time outs. 481 00:18:44,110 --> 00:18:45,280 And she was like, what? 482 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:47,893 Anyway, I just, I placed the timeouts into her hand. 483 00:18:47,893 --> 00:18:50,956 Anyway, she wasn't even like saying, thanks. 484 00:18:50,956 --> 00:18:52,373 She was like, oh. 485 00:18:55,060 --> 00:18:57,800 Anyway, I got a bit more... 486 00:18:59,322 --> 00:19:04,322 I just caught the wind, the wind is having a cringe. 487 00:19:09,610 --> 00:19:13,060 I got a bit closer to something. 488 00:19:13,060 --> 00:19:14,120 We were on the sofa. 489 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:17,253 We were watching a movie and she said to me, 490 00:19:18,430 --> 00:19:19,763 do you want to make out? 491 00:19:20,650 --> 00:19:21,753 - Oh, okay. 492 00:19:21,753 --> 00:19:22,694 Yeah, kiss. 493 00:19:22,694 --> 00:19:24,260 - I don't know what that means Louise. 494 00:19:24,260 --> 00:19:26,670 Me as a teen, I'd never heard make-out before. 495 00:19:26,670 --> 00:19:28,420 So I was like, what does that mean? 496 00:19:29,311 --> 00:19:30,898 I want it to be, I don't know. 497 00:19:30,898 --> 00:19:32,112 I wanted to be cool. 498 00:19:32,112 --> 00:19:34,810 So I didn't want to be like, what's that? 499 00:19:34,810 --> 00:19:35,643 So I was like. 500 00:19:35,643 --> 00:19:37,840 - What did you do then? 501 00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:40,680 - So I was like, yeah, I guess maybe we could do it later. 502 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,242 And she was like, what? 503 00:19:42,242 --> 00:19:43,893 And I was like, yeah, we could make out later. 504 00:19:45,095 --> 00:19:47,160 And I was hoping she'd changed the subject. 505 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:48,940 And she just looked at me like, 506 00:19:48,940 --> 00:19:49,830 what? 507 00:19:49,830 --> 00:19:50,663 So then. 508 00:19:50,663 --> 00:19:53,440 - I was so comfortable cause I'm imagining this so vividly. 509 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:56,000 - I know, it was really, really bad. 510 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,700 And we'd heard about five timeouts at this point. 511 00:19:58,700 --> 00:20:01,410 And I've got flight dairy issues. 512 00:20:01,410 --> 00:20:03,640 So I probably shouldn't have indulged so much in the 513 00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:06,430 timeouts, and because of this make-out situation, 514 00:20:06,430 --> 00:20:07,950 I was getting a nervous tummy. 515 00:20:07,950 --> 00:20:09,616 - You know me, I understand. 516 00:20:09,616 --> 00:20:12,060 - I heard that very well. 517 00:20:15,070 --> 00:20:15,903 So then. 518 00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:20,843 Unfortunately I spent the next half an hour in the toilet. 519 00:20:23,804 --> 00:20:28,600 - That's so, and she would have known what you were doing. 520 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,950 - I could just hear her sighing in the lounge 521 00:20:30,950 --> 00:20:32,480 cause it was one of those people, they've got 522 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:34,240 the toilet so close to the TV. 523 00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:36,080 I was like, you can hear everything 524 00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:37,160 that's happening in here. 525 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:38,090 It was terrible. 526 00:20:38,090 --> 00:20:39,490 Then the parents came home, 527 00:20:39,490 --> 00:20:41,060 and they didn't ask us to babysit again. 528 00:20:41,060 --> 00:20:42,250 I don't know why. 529 00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:44,090 Cause the babysitting part of it was great. 530 00:20:44,090 --> 00:20:44,950 - That's terrific. 531 00:20:44,950 --> 00:20:49,180 So headlines are, don't give people timeouts as a gift, 532 00:20:49,180 --> 00:20:51,070 although I totally would now. 533 00:20:51,070 --> 00:20:53,170 So I don't know why that was an issue. 534 00:20:53,170 --> 00:20:54,560 Everyone knows what making out is now. 535 00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:55,560 So that won't be a problem. 536 00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:57,510 So I don't think we need to give much dating advice 537 00:20:57,510 --> 00:20:58,343 on that one, you know. 538 00:20:58,343 --> 00:20:59,770 We've got another message on stereo. 539 00:20:59,770 --> 00:21:00,750 Let's have a listen. 540 00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:03,350 - [Stereo message] So this happened before my first semester 541 00:21:03,350 --> 00:21:04,183 of college. 542 00:21:04,183 --> 00:21:06,430 I got on the Facebook page trying to find some friends. 543 00:21:06,430 --> 00:21:09,818 And I started talking to this guy and we hit it off. 544 00:21:09,818 --> 00:21:13,780 We were planning on going on a bowling date 545 00:21:13,780 --> 00:21:15,100 when we got to campus. 546 00:21:15,100 --> 00:21:16,450 Before we even got on campus, 547 00:21:16,450 --> 00:21:17,870 before we even met in person, he was like, 548 00:21:17,870 --> 00:21:19,580 so when we go bowling. 549 00:21:19,580 --> 00:21:21,370 Don't show me your feet when you're trying 550 00:21:21,370 --> 00:21:22,690 on the bowling shoes. 551 00:21:22,690 --> 00:21:23,798 And I was like, what? 552 00:21:23,798 --> 00:21:24,710 Excuse me. 553 00:21:24,710 --> 00:21:26,080 And he was like, yeah, 554 00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:28,530 I kind of have a feet thing and I don't want to make it look 555 00:21:28,530 --> 00:21:29,720 weird on the first day. 556 00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:31,488 And I was like, made it weird. 557 00:21:31,488 --> 00:21:33,470 - It's awkward that they're like, 558 00:21:33,470 --> 00:21:35,760 don't show me your feet straight away. 559 00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:40,173 - I would say, yeah, never yuck someone else's yam. 560 00:21:40,173 --> 00:21:43,580 But maybe he didn't need to go straight in 561 00:21:43,580 --> 00:21:45,040 with his yam, you know. 562 00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:48,140 - No, there's a time and a place for the foot fetish. 563 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,448 And just being like, don't want to see your feet. 564 00:21:50,448 --> 00:21:51,720 That's a bit weird. 565 00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:55,190 So I think that's a good time to end the dating chat. 566 00:21:55,190 --> 00:21:57,240 For the last few minutes, I thought we could do 567 00:21:57,240 --> 00:22:00,477 something called fill in the blanks. 568 00:22:00,477 --> 00:22:02,490 (upbeat music) 569 00:22:02,490 --> 00:22:05,700 We're just going to fire at random topics at each other. 570 00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:07,150 And just talk about them. 571 00:22:07,150 --> 00:22:08,290 First thing that comes to your head. 572 00:22:08,290 --> 00:22:13,290 But I'm going to kick things off with aliens. 573 00:22:13,932 --> 00:22:14,765 (electronic alien sound) 574 00:22:14,765 --> 00:22:16,948 - Lots to say about aliens. 575 00:22:16,948 --> 00:22:18,130 I'm glad this has come up. 576 00:22:18,130 --> 00:22:20,690 So one, I definitely think they exist 577 00:22:20,690 --> 00:22:22,970 just mathematically by statistics. 578 00:22:22,970 --> 00:22:23,820 Of course they do. 579 00:22:23,820 --> 00:22:24,980 How could we exempt them? 580 00:22:24,980 --> 00:22:28,860 And also I think that they have been to earth, the pyramids. 581 00:22:28,860 --> 00:22:30,660 How did the pyramids happen? 582 00:22:30,660 --> 00:22:34,418 I've watched a lot of documentaries and the parents and also 583 00:22:34,418 --> 00:22:39,080 are they, you know, are they under airports and things. 584 00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:41,564 - 100%, there are aliens on the airport. 585 00:22:41,564 --> 00:22:44,697 (Phil laughs gently) 586 00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:46,754 Is there any point you say airports specifically? 587 00:22:46,754 --> 00:22:48,980 Is there a reason why you said airport? 588 00:22:48,980 --> 00:22:50,481 - Yeah, because I think that 589 00:22:50,481 --> 00:22:53,869 they have secret alien airports underneath our airport. 590 00:22:53,869 --> 00:22:57,382 - That would be the least place that you're getting to look 591 00:22:57,382 --> 00:23:00,160 for an alien airport is under human airport. 592 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:01,720 - I just think it would be handy because it's got 593 00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:03,980 all the equipment, you know. 594 00:23:03,980 --> 00:23:06,189 - That could just nip into duty free as well. 595 00:23:06,189 --> 00:23:08,025 And just be like.... 596 00:23:08,025 --> 00:23:11,770 - I'm sure I saw like some sort of crazy YouTube video 597 00:23:11,770 --> 00:23:14,460 about a specific American airport, 598 00:23:14,460 --> 00:23:15,570 and I've forgotten what it is. 599 00:23:15,570 --> 00:23:16,503 And also I'm scared. Even if I do remember, 600 00:23:16,503 --> 00:23:18,440 I'm scared to say it in case like 601 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:20,347 I alert them to my knowledge. 602 00:23:20,347 --> 00:23:22,547 - They'll know that listening, don't say it. 603 00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:27,190 Have you seen that monolith that is appearing? 604 00:23:27,190 --> 00:23:28,300 There's one in Utah. 605 00:23:28,300 --> 00:23:30,930 Like it was like a metal pole. 606 00:23:30,930 --> 00:23:32,650 - Just like a mirror thing. 607 00:23:32,650 --> 00:23:36,760 - Yeah, it disappeared overnight, appeared in Romania. 608 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:37,830 - What? 609 00:23:37,830 --> 00:23:38,663 - Yes. 610 00:23:38,663 --> 00:23:40,310 I don't know if it's the same one. 611 00:23:40,310 --> 00:23:43,920 But a monolith and then that one has disappeared. 612 00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:46,760 So I'm expecting to wake up and it'll just be in my bed. 613 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,650 Why isn't this like - Life in 2020 got weirder. 614 00:23:48,650 --> 00:23:51,220 - Why isn't this headline news though? 615 00:23:51,220 --> 00:23:52,290 Like what is this thing? 616 00:23:52,290 --> 00:23:53,870 I don't know, I'm voting aliens. 617 00:23:53,870 --> 00:23:54,720 What do you vote? 618 00:23:55,712 --> 00:23:57,480 - I'm going to vote bank C. 619 00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:58,420 Oh, okay. 620 00:23:58,420 --> 00:23:59,253 I've got a good. 621 00:23:59,253 --> 00:24:00,170 Oh, it's quite niche to us though. 622 00:24:00,170 --> 00:24:02,560 But I think that the audience will enjoy it. 623 00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:03,393 You ready? 624 00:24:03,393 --> 00:24:05,591 Video conventions. 625 00:24:05,591 --> 00:24:08,174 (upbeat music) 626 00:24:09,836 --> 00:24:12,320 Because we made it too often. 627 00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:14,040 - We've been to a lot of video conventions 628 00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:16,500 and spent a lot of time together at video conventions. 629 00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:19,140 But the thing the best times, 630 00:24:19,140 --> 00:24:22,060 but the thing that Springs to mind is one of the things that 631 00:24:22,060 --> 00:24:24,230 I always feel guilty about with you, Louise, 632 00:24:24,230 --> 00:24:25,490 which is we were, 633 00:24:25,490 --> 00:24:28,838 I think it was playlist live and we were going to go on 634 00:24:28,838 --> 00:24:32,170 some rides, we were at universal studios. 635 00:24:32,170 --> 00:24:33,340 And there was one ride, 636 00:24:33,340 --> 00:24:36,877 which was the mummy ride. 637 00:24:36,877 --> 00:24:39,889 And do you like, is it scary Phil? 638 00:24:39,889 --> 00:24:41,400 I was like, no, it's not that scary. 639 00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:42,400 It's fine. 640 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:44,550 - But your audience can I just let them know? 641 00:24:44,550 --> 00:24:49,481 I am like so afraid anything paranormal, like a phobia. 642 00:24:49,481 --> 00:24:51,412 I said to you, is it scary? 643 00:24:51,412 --> 00:24:53,921 And you're like, no, it's just fast. 644 00:24:53,921 --> 00:24:56,520 I was like, I don't mind speed, but is it like spooky? 645 00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:58,600 And you were like, no, it's not spooky. 646 00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:00,820 - I was like, it's not spooky, it's fine. 647 00:25:00,820 --> 00:25:03,090 It's based on a movie, you'll be okay. 648 00:25:03,090 --> 00:25:05,378 So we went on the ride and I was like. 649 00:25:05,378 --> 00:25:10,267 I was like, it'll be all right, Louis, it'll be fine. 650 00:25:10,267 --> 00:25:14,980 30 seconds into the ride, I realized it was not fine. 651 00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:19,420 I've never seen someone so terrified in my entire life. 652 00:25:19,420 --> 00:25:21,250 And it wasn't like funny scared. 653 00:25:21,250 --> 00:25:25,858 Louise was like wheezing with her eyes closed and screaming. 654 00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:27,920 It was like screaming and wheezing. 655 00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:28,993 You were squeezing. 656 00:25:28,993 --> 00:25:30,690 - Squeezing, yeah. 657 00:25:30,690 --> 00:25:31,850 You forgive me for that. 658 00:25:31,850 --> 00:25:34,350 - If that was only the story, yes. 659 00:25:34,350 --> 00:25:37,570 But can I just remind you what happened at the end? 660 00:25:37,570 --> 00:25:41,170 So we've been really fortunate to be given like access to 661 00:25:41,170 --> 00:25:42,854 loads and loads of rice. 662 00:25:42,854 --> 00:25:45,310 There were no queues cause it was after the park could shut, 663 00:25:45,310 --> 00:25:47,590 but like our convention arranged for us to go. 664 00:25:47,590 --> 00:25:50,450 And so at the end of the ride, 665 00:25:50,450 --> 00:25:52,420 I was almost hyperventilating. 666 00:25:52,420 --> 00:25:55,380 The ride operators took me off and took me into like the 667 00:25:55,380 --> 00:25:58,060 little side room to like get me some first aid 668 00:25:58,060 --> 00:25:59,360 to see if I was all right. 669 00:26:00,510 --> 00:26:03,090 You would think that Phil was like, don't worry, 670 00:26:03,090 --> 00:26:04,570 I'll stay with you. 671 00:26:04,570 --> 00:26:05,710 But then the rider creeks said, 672 00:26:05,710 --> 00:26:07,699 Oh, do you guys want to go on again? 673 00:26:07,699 --> 00:26:09,069 Whilst we're getting the first day? 674 00:26:09,069 --> 00:26:12,350 And you went, you went on the ride again. 675 00:26:12,350 --> 00:26:13,770 - They said it'll be really quick. 676 00:26:13,770 --> 00:26:15,720 I figured you'd have to like sit in the dark 677 00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:17,323 for at least 15 minutes. 678 00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:21,700 Did you come out like the, on the ride again. 679 00:26:21,700 --> 00:26:22,840 - Okay, in the end. 680 00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:25,730 But yes, I do forgive him for that. 681 00:26:25,730 --> 00:26:27,360 - Sometimes I wake up at four in the morning. 682 00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:29,010 I'm like, remember when I did that to Louise, 683 00:26:29,010 --> 00:26:29,843 I feel so bad. 684 00:26:29,843 --> 00:26:32,870 - Was it that one with little lights, 685 00:26:32,870 --> 00:26:36,420 like LED lights that we had all over the place? 686 00:26:36,420 --> 00:26:39,191 - I don't know what you're talking about. 687 00:26:39,191 --> 00:26:41,449 I think it goes back to the little light convention. 688 00:26:41,449 --> 00:26:42,533 - No you did. 689 00:26:42,533 --> 00:26:45,220 I've got a picture of me and you and I wearing a white dress 690 00:26:45,220 --> 00:26:46,870 and there were tiny little lines. 691 00:26:49,972 --> 00:26:51,400 - I remember that. 692 00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:55,924 - But the most about that is you after it's being like, 693 00:26:55,924 --> 00:26:58,280 can you put those somewhere else? 694 00:26:58,280 --> 00:26:59,200 Don't put them on the table. 695 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:00,380 Someone else might touch them. 696 00:27:00,380 --> 00:27:01,639 Don't know. 697 00:27:01,639 --> 00:27:04,313 It feels like, ah, sorry. 698 00:27:06,231 --> 00:27:07,841 - I don't know. 699 00:27:07,841 --> 00:27:09,940 I might've had one down my pants at some point. 700 00:27:09,940 --> 00:27:11,570 It was a whole thing. 701 00:27:11,570 --> 00:27:13,540 - I think we all had one down our pants. 702 00:27:13,540 --> 00:27:15,140 - I still got one down my pants. 703 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:20,910 Well, that was a hoot. 704 00:27:20,910 --> 00:27:22,050 Thanks for being my favorite guest. 705 00:27:22,050 --> 00:27:24,353 - We can't end on down your pants. 706 00:27:25,583 --> 00:27:26,880 - I'm down with. 707 00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:28,910 That's how it goes on my channel, Louise. 708 00:27:28,910 --> 00:27:30,750 It was lovely to have you on my show. 709 00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:31,830 Thanks for coming. 710 00:27:31,830 --> 00:27:33,840 Make sure to check out Louise's channel. 711 00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:37,300 I'll put a link below and have a lovely day. 712 00:27:37,300 --> 00:27:38,630 Subscribe to me. 713 00:27:38,630 --> 00:27:39,620 Check out Stereo. 714 00:27:39,620 --> 00:27:41,900 There is a link below. 715 00:27:41,900 --> 00:27:43,630 - Thank you so much for having me. 716 00:27:43,630 --> 00:27:44,865 This has been so fun. 717 00:27:44,865 --> 00:27:45,996 - Thanks. 718 00:27:45,996 --> 00:27:47,273 - Bye. - Bye. 719 00:27:48,690 --> 00:27:51,900 (upbeat music) 720 00:27:51,900 --> 00:27:54,280 - Okay, we should get a thumbnail. 721 00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:55,113 - Yep. 722 00:27:55,113 --> 00:27:57,320 - Which I'm also filming, so this might be included in. 723 00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:58,950 If you get like closer to the camera, 724 00:27:58,950 --> 00:28:00,560 I want it like a higher quality Louise. 725 00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:02,870 Maybe I could get you to take a photo of yourself. 726 00:28:02,870 --> 00:28:05,483 - Do you want it longie or totally. 727 00:28:05,483 --> 00:28:06,930 Oh, hang on. 728 00:28:06,930 --> 00:28:07,763 God. 729 00:28:09,150 --> 00:28:10,100 - Look inside ways. 730 00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:16,300 Do you ever, when you film a video, 731 00:28:16,300 --> 00:28:19,940 just have about five minutes of you doing thumbnail faces 732 00:28:19,940 --> 00:28:21,683 with really weird breathy sounds. 733 00:28:22,716 --> 00:28:25,017 - No, I actually the opposite because when I'm doing it, 734 00:28:25,017 --> 00:28:27,030 I'm like right now do some now. 735 00:28:27,030 --> 00:28:29,790 And then I think, Oh, I've done that for ages. 736 00:28:29,790 --> 00:28:32,175 And I come to agitate and I did it for four seconds. 737 00:28:32,175 --> 00:28:35,200 Why didn't I do this for long enough? 738 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:36,313 - Yeah. 739 00:28:36,313 --> 00:28:38,523 I've sometimes got a good two minutes of me going. 740 00:28:42,715 --> 00:28:47,465 - Taking a picture next to someone and you can hear them. 741 00:28:49,909 --> 00:28:51,180 - I share that with you. 742 00:28:51,180 --> 00:28:53,420 I'm not a fan of mouth noises. 743 00:28:53,420 --> 00:28:54,740 Whenever I see Louise, 744 00:28:54,740 --> 00:28:56,840 she doesn't want my mouth close to her ear 745 00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:02,207 or my hand close to her at all. 746 00:29:08,061 --> 00:29:10,500 - You know 2020 has been horrific. 747 00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:13,850 But if there's one thing I have enjoyed is 748 00:29:13,850 --> 00:29:17,380 I haven't shaken and or shook anyone's hand 749 00:29:17,380 --> 00:29:19,990 will have to hug anyone. 750 00:29:19,990 --> 00:29:20,959 Yeah. 751 00:29:20,959 --> 00:29:23,993 - Your hand, I can't. 752 00:29:26,540 --> 00:29:27,590 You know what I mean? 753 00:29:28,945 --> 00:29:31,370 - Oh yeah, I'm excited to embrace you. 754 00:29:31,370 --> 00:29:33,960 Squeeze me, stop recording for a second. 755 00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:35,693 So I can say something scandalous. 756 00:29:38,139 --> 00:29:40,722 (upbeat music)