0:00:00.000,0:00:01.670 - Coming up. 0:00:01.670,0:00:03.230 - You gave birth right there? 0:00:03.230,0:00:04.300 - Yeah, on the floor. 0:00:04.300,0:00:05.133 Yeah. 0:00:05.133,0:00:06.960 - Is there any like stains left behind? 0:00:06.960,0:00:08.880 I just had a sniff of your hair. 0:00:08.880,0:00:10.088 - Cool. 0:00:10.088,0:00:11.450 Red wine. 0:00:11.450,0:00:14.890 - It lets out a cry from the vagina. 0:00:14.890,0:00:15.840 - [Stereo talking] He[br]comes back from the shower 0:00:15.840,0:00:16.760 in only a towel. 0:00:16.760,0:00:18.650 And I absolutely ablaze. 0:00:18.650,0:00:21.318 - Do you want to see my blast toys? 0:00:21.318,0:00:23.140 - Happy December. 0:00:23.140,0:00:24.440 So for this month, I'm going to be doing 0:00:24.440,0:00:28.680 some fun festive live shows[br]on a new app called Stereo. 0:00:28.680,0:00:30.710 Each week with a different guest. 0:00:30.710,0:00:32.360 If you're over 18, I want[br]to check out the app. 0:00:32.360,0:00:34.210 I've put a link below so[br]you can follow me on it 0:00:34.210,0:00:35.520 and also check out some other shows. 0:00:35.520,0:00:37.460 Today's videos with Louise Pentland. 0:00:37.460,0:00:39.265 We had a very large low. 0:00:39.265,0:00:41.848 (upbeat music) 0:00:44.110,0:00:46.520 - Welcome to my first Stereo show. 0:00:46.520,0:00:49.970 I am joined by the[br]fabulous Louise Pentland. 0:00:49.970,0:00:51.065 Hello. 0:00:51.065,0:00:52.190 - Hi. 0:00:52.190,0:00:53.580 This is so exciting. 0:00:53.580,0:00:54.450 - You got your flower crown. 0:00:54.450,0:00:55.283 You're rocking it. 0:00:55.283,0:00:56.270 - That's how I get old school, 0:00:56.270,0:00:58.060 sprinkle of glitter, you know. 0:00:58.060,0:01:01.580 - I feel like mine looks a[br]bit cooler than I actually am. 0:01:01.580,0:01:03.120 Do you know what I mean? 0:01:03.120,0:01:03.953 - Yeah. 0:01:05.750,0:01:08.930 - He's got more and more tailored[br]quit than I actually have. 0:01:08.930,0:01:11.250 - I'll tell you what[br]it is with emoji people 0:01:11.250,0:01:14.028 and something, I'm very[br]grateful for myself is that 0:01:14.028,0:01:16.690 they don't portray age at all. 0:01:16.690,0:01:19.978 And I think that that[br]does you and I mostly me, 0:01:19.978,0:01:22.170 a good service. 0:01:22.170,0:01:25.670 - I mean, you're looking[br]glowing right now today, Louise. 0:01:25.670,0:01:27.023 - That's the Botox, Phil. 0:01:30.520,0:01:33.000 That is frozen till Christmas. 0:01:33.000,0:01:35.600 - The way you can interact with stereo is 0:01:35.600,0:01:37.730 you can send in a voice message and then 0:01:37.730,0:01:40.070 it will play out for us[br]and we can react to it. 0:01:40.070,0:01:40.930 So we've just got our first one. 0:01:40.930,0:01:42.368 Now let's play it. 0:01:42.368,0:01:43.640 - [Stereo] Have you started[br]decorating the house 0:01:43.640,0:01:44.770 for Christmas yet? 0:01:44.770,0:01:48.580 - Well, I think Louise[br]is the Christmas queen 0:01:48.580,0:01:50.650 because when did you start[br]decorating your house 0:01:50.650,0:01:51.483 for Christmas Louise? 0:01:51.483,0:01:54.790 - So the Christmas decorations went up on, 0:01:54.790,0:01:56.870 let me just look at my[br]calendar, one second, 0:01:56.870,0:01:59.561 so I can get the exact date for you. 0:01:59.561,0:02:00.395 - July, 0:02:00.395,0:02:01.940 - July. 0:02:01.940,0:02:04.520 It was the 2nd of November[br]that we had our Christmas 0:02:04.520,0:02:05.353 decorations done. 0:02:05.353,0:02:07.000 So yeah, we were set for Christmas. 0:02:07.000,0:02:11.010 What about you? I imagine[br]you're slightly less festive. 0:02:11.010,0:02:13.490 - At the moment, all I've got is a tree 0:02:13.490,0:02:14.900 that is covered in fairy lights. 0:02:14.900,0:02:17.140 - Can I just say for[br]all your dear listeners, 0:02:17.140,0:02:22.140 it is the most sad effort for[br]Christmas, I have ever seen. 0:02:22.650,0:02:24.563 It's a slightly dying[br]plant and you've not even 0:02:24.563,0:02:27.604 wrapped them round that you just try it, 0:02:27.604,0:02:31.153 - That is my best try[br]of wrapping them around. 0:02:31.153,0:02:31.986 - Oh God. 0:02:31.986,0:02:33.740 - I'm not a very crafty person. 0:02:33.740,0:02:35.850 So I think the last time[br]we made a video together, 0:02:35.850,0:02:40.060 we were talking about mucus[br]plugs and fundal rights. 0:02:40.060,0:02:42.300 And various other birth terms. 0:02:42.300,0:02:43.430 If you've got twins, 0:02:43.430,0:02:45.440 is when they both come[br]out at the same time. 0:02:45.440,0:02:46.273 - Jesus Christ. 0:02:46.273,0:02:47.540 That doesn't happen. 0:02:47.540,0:02:48.420 - That was a long time. 0:02:48.420,0:02:50.490 I like to think I've retained[br]some of that knowledge. 0:02:50.490,0:02:51.900 - Oh, okay, great. 0:02:51.900,0:02:53.108 That will be handy. 0:02:53.108,0:02:54.960 - Do you want to quiz me on one of them? 0:02:54.960,0:02:56.451 - Sure, okay. 0:02:56.451,0:02:59.185 What is a search a surge? 0:02:59.185,0:03:04.185 - A surge is when the[br]baby is getting so close 0:03:04.230,0:03:08.623 to being born, it lets[br]out a cry from the vagina. 0:03:09.520,0:03:10.687 - No. 0:03:10.687,0:03:11.520 - And that's the surge. 0:03:11.520,0:03:13.150 They are like, we've heard the surge. 0:03:13.150,0:03:14.200 We heard the cry. 0:03:14.200,0:03:15.593 - So, No. 0:03:18.951,0:03:21.350 For those watching the video[br]will know this spot where I'm 0:03:21.350,0:03:24.257 sitting right now is exactly[br]where I gave birth to that baby 0:03:24.257,0:03:26.120 girl that we did the video on. 0:03:26.120,0:03:27.570 - You gave birth right there. 0:03:27.570,0:03:28.600 - Yeah, on the floor. 0:03:28.600,0:03:31.885 - Was there any like stains left behind? 0:03:31.885,0:03:35.690 - No, it's a tiled floor and[br]also it was in a birthing pool. 0:03:35.690,0:03:36.540 It's in a birthing pool, 0:03:36.540,0:03:38.610 but we did put the after[br]birth in the bushes, 0:03:38.610,0:03:39.950 in the garden afterwards. 0:03:39.950,0:03:43.283 - Did it make the roses grow extra? 0:03:44.150,0:03:45.290 - Yeah, but not the placenta 0:03:45.290,0:03:47.660 cause we had that made into pills. 0:03:47.660,0:03:48.767 - Oh my God. 0:03:48.767,0:03:49.760 You ate your placenta, didn't you? 0:03:49.760,0:03:52.530 - Yeah, but I feel like this[br]is probably a separate video 0:03:52.530,0:03:53.572 altogether. 0:03:53.572,0:03:56.080 - Could I, I'm not. 0:03:56.080,0:03:57.580 I'm just saying hypothetically, 0:03:57.580,0:04:02.580 if I ate some placenta,[br]sorry, would that benefit me 0:04:04.060,0:04:06.980 in any way or is it all for[br]the benefit of the mother? 0:04:06.980,0:04:09.160 - The idea is, it is for[br]the benefit of the mother. 0:04:09.160,0:04:12.282 I don't know biologically[br]what the risks of that would 0:04:12.282,0:04:17.056 resoundingly sound risky because[br]it is like dried insides, 0:04:17.056,0:04:20.540 but it's worth looking into[br]if ever you find yourself in a 0:04:20.540,0:04:23.030 position to eat your own placenta. 0:04:23.030,0:04:24.310 - Okay. Well now I know, 0:04:24.310,0:04:26.150 I didn't think we were[br]talking about eating placentas 0:04:26.150,0:04:28.790 at the start of this show. 0:04:28.790,0:04:29.623 I get surprised.. 0:04:29.623,0:04:31.460 - It's a surprise round[br]Jeffery corner fell. 0:04:31.460,0:04:33.020 - Did you see that Lady Gaga released 0:04:33.020,0:04:34.870 Lady Gaga flavored Oreos today? 0:04:34.870,0:04:37.050 Just random tangent. 0:04:37.050,0:04:38.380 - I did not want. 0:04:38.380,0:04:40.799 What part of her body are[br]they supposed to taste like? 0:04:40.799,0:04:41.994 - I don't know. 0:04:41.994,0:04:44.570 That's what I was wondering[br]because I was thinking about 0:04:44.570,0:04:47.170 eating placenta and I was all[br]about eating Oreos and I was 0:04:47.170,0:04:49.090 like lady Gaga did those Oreos, 0:04:49.090,0:04:51.322 what flavor do you think[br]your Oreo would be? 0:04:51.322,0:04:54.714 If you were a flavored biscuit? 0:04:54.714,0:04:58.773 - I feel like this not[br]a conversation could go. 0:04:58.773,0:05:01.190 (both laugh) 0:05:03.010,0:05:05.650 - You said don't have to keep this PG. 0:05:05.650,0:05:08.070 I'll just settle for delicious. 0:05:08.070,0:05:09.300 - A glittery biscuit. 0:05:09.300,0:05:10.946 - Yeah, we'll just keep it there. 0:05:10.946,0:05:11.779 What about you? 0:05:11.779,0:05:14.870 - I think I'd be very like[br]hyper sweet cause I'm quiet. 0:05:14.870,0:05:16.720 I like sweet foods. 0:05:16.720,0:05:20.300 So I think mine would be[br]like triple marshmallow, 0:05:20.300,0:05:23.510 popcorn, caramel salted, 0:05:23.510,0:05:25.213 but you literally want one. 0:05:25.213,0:05:26.970 - I like having lots of you. 0:05:26.970,0:05:27.837 - I thank you. 0:05:29.750,0:05:32.550 - You got so many messages[br]coming in on stereo 0:05:32.550,0:05:36.080 for the topic of today, which is 0:05:36.080,0:05:38.826 embarrassing dating incidents. 0:05:38.826,0:05:41.400 (upbeat music) 0:05:41.400,0:05:43.750 - [Stereo] I have this[br]really awkward story 0:05:43.750,0:05:46.580 of my first day and it was a blind date. 0:05:46.580,0:05:49.350 And I was 15 years old and[br]I was at the movie theater. 0:05:49.350,0:05:51.640 And I met this guy on[br]Instagram and never seen a 0:05:51.640,0:05:53.480 picture of him, never seen before. 0:05:53.480,0:05:57.405 So my older brother went[br]with me to the movie theater 0:05:57.405,0:05:58.810 on this date with me. 0:05:58.810,0:06:02.100 And I was horrified, and after that date, 0:06:02.100,0:06:04.590 I never spoke to that guy ever again. 0:06:04.590,0:06:07.090 - I just want to say to that[br]good thinking to take her older 0:06:07.090,0:06:10.250 brother with her, even though[br]it will be really cringe. 0:06:10.250,0:06:13.820 I think that she gets for, for[br]her, for, for you Glen Coco, 0:06:13.820,0:06:15.390 - That's got safety points as well, 0:06:15.390,0:06:17.840 but also kind of awkward[br]when in the future, 0:06:17.840,0:06:19.853 if you stayed with that[br]person, you'd be like, 0:06:19.853,0:06:22.184 remember our first date[br]was with my brother. 0:06:22.184,0:06:24.441 - And also what if it go[br]well and he'd gone to like, 0:06:24.441,0:06:26.857 go in for the kiss and[br]then your brother's there, 0:06:26.857,0:06:27.891 just like, 0:06:27.891,0:06:29.670 - Gonna look the other way. 0:06:29.670,0:06:31.470 - [Stereo voice] I was staying[br]over at my partner's house 0:06:31.470,0:06:33.510 for the first time and I just got dressed 0:06:33.510,0:06:34.343 and ready for today, 0:06:34.343,0:06:36.650 had a shower and him[br]trying to be smooth as 0:06:36.650,0:06:38.742 how does your hair always smell so nice. 0:06:38.742,0:06:42.530 And my hair's not with the[br]brain goes, I don't know. 0:06:42.530,0:06:44.045 It's just what your mom had. 0:06:44.045,0:06:46.410 And I realized very quickly, 0:06:46.410,0:06:48.783 I just your mom and my boyfriend. 0:06:49.660,0:06:53.060 - Well, you get points for[br]having nice smelling hair. 0:06:53.060,0:06:56.320 But I would, I think maybe two years ago, 0:06:56.320,0:06:58.270 I would always go for the, your mum joke 0:06:58.270,0:06:59.550 quite a lot as well. 0:06:59.550,0:07:00.800 So I see where you're coming from, 0:07:00.800,0:07:02.500 especially if there's a bit[br]of an awkward situation, 0:07:02.500,0:07:05.490 but I feel like the other side[br]of that is the person just 0:07:05.490,0:07:06.560 sniffed your hair. 0:07:06.560,0:07:08.234 So you don't want to be on a date, 0:07:08.234,0:07:09.820 and someone's like, I just[br]had a sniff of your hair. 0:07:09.820,0:07:11.460 Oh, I would really be flattered. 0:07:11.460,0:07:12.507 I'd quite like I think, 0:07:12.507,0:07:14.620 only because I'm sad and desperate. 0:07:14.620,0:07:17.407 So I would just go, Oh,[br]someone wants to sniff my hair. 0:07:17.407,0:07:22.407 - Say on a date, you just go[br]straight nose in the hair like 0:07:22.910,0:07:27.413 I have a big day for[br]inhalation of your scalp. 0:07:32.080,0:07:35.130 So if anyone has any others,[br]you can now send them in. 0:07:35.130,0:07:36.660 I'll tell you one of mine though. 0:07:36.660,0:07:40.040 Cause I am a gay, but[br]I had confused moments. 0:07:40.040,0:07:43.200 I was like, I've got[br]this repressed feeling. 0:07:43.200,0:07:44.660 Maybe I should be dating girls. 0:07:44.660,0:07:45.900 I don't know what I should be doing. 0:07:45.900,0:07:48.390 So today I thought I could[br]talk about the times where 0:07:48.390,0:07:52.100 I tried to date girls[br]because I thought you could 0:07:52.100,0:07:54.180 Louise offer a bit of insight. 0:07:54.180,0:07:55.270 Was I doing a good thing? 0:07:55.270,0:07:56.580 Was I doing a bad thing? 0:07:56.580,0:07:57.540 Cause I don't know. 0:07:57.540,0:07:59.390 - Well, I would love to offer you insight, 0:07:59.390,0:08:01.932 but I just want to pre-phase this with 0:08:01.932,0:08:04.524 I was not a good dater. 0:08:04.524,0:08:08.663 And I didn't have my[br]first date till I was 17. 0:08:08.663,0:08:11.910 And then, I was his second option. 0:08:11.910,0:08:14.670 Cause he asked my best friend[br]on a date and she said, no, 0:08:14.670,0:08:16.070 but Louise might go. 0:08:16.070,0:08:17.569 And I was like, Oh God. 0:08:17.569,0:08:19.964 - You were the second option. 0:08:19.964,0:08:22.493 How could you be the[br]second option, Louise? 0:08:23.500,0:08:25.463 - Thanks Phil, but I was. 0:08:26.660,0:08:29.530 - So I had a girl over to my house. 0:08:29.530,0:08:31.040 Why would my parents go home? 0:08:31.040,0:08:32.690 And we were like, 0:08:32.690,0:08:34.380 let's watch a horror movie. 0:08:34.380,0:08:37.350 And I thought she's going to[br]be scared of the horror movie. 0:08:37.350,0:08:39.390 And then if you get scared, 0:08:39.390,0:08:43.430 go through the whole little[br]cuddle under the duvet 0:08:43.430,0:08:45.030 and protect. 0:08:45.030,0:08:46.310 I think it was Jeepers Creepers. 0:08:46.310,0:08:48.090 You don't like horror, so[br]I'm guessing you don't know. 0:08:48.090,0:08:49.690 You've not seen Jeepers Creepers. 0:08:49.690,0:08:50.523 No. 0:08:50.523,0:08:52.590 Anyway, every time someone got murdered, 0:08:52.590,0:08:55.010 the girl I was with was the most laughing 0:08:55.010,0:08:58.690 you've ever heard, from sort[br]of watching people get killed. 0:08:58.690,0:08:59.523 - Wow. 0:09:00.360,0:09:02.360 Wow, luckiest date. 0:09:02.360,0:09:04.610 - To the point where someone[br]was being brutally murdered 0:09:04.610,0:09:06.080 on the film. 0:09:06.080,0:09:08.490 She asked me to rewind it[br]so we could watch it again. 0:09:08.490,0:09:11.922 - Maybe you needed[br]protecting under the duvet. 0:09:11.922,0:09:15.670 - After about the fourth[br]death in the film, 0:09:15.670,0:09:17.480 I was like, maybe I need some protection. 0:09:17.480,0:09:19.100 I want some snuggling under the covers 0:09:19.100,0:09:20.570 and maybe not from you. 0:09:20.570,0:09:21.403 - Yeah. 0:09:21.403,0:09:23.217 She sounds like she would[br]actually murder you under the 0:09:23.217,0:09:24.800 covers and not in like a sexy way. 0:09:24.800,0:09:28.380 - Not like, Oh I'll have[br]you, but like I'll end you. 0:09:28.380,0:09:29.513 - I'll end you. 0:09:31.494,0:09:32.623 That was the first one. 0:09:32.623,0:09:35.280 I did get away with[br]all of my limbs though. 0:09:35.280,0:09:36.984 So that was all right. 0:09:36.984,0:09:38.170 - And how did it end with her? 0:09:38.170,0:09:40.380 - It ended not with a date. 0:09:40.380,0:09:43.050 We decided we were going to[br]go our separate ways probably 0:09:43.050,0:09:45.210 because I was sat like[br]this in the bedroom, 0:09:45.210,0:09:46.480 but the entire time, cause I was scared. 0:09:46.480,0:09:48.370 She was going to start[br]chopping me up with an axe. 0:09:48.370,0:09:50.730 - Did you have to see her[br]at school like the next day? 0:09:50.730,0:09:51.563 - Yeah. 0:09:51.563,0:09:54.140 And she told everyone that I[br]didn't want to do anything. 0:09:54.140,0:09:55.748 I didn't even try and kiss her. 0:09:55.748,0:09:59.720 - And also didn't like girls. 0:09:59.720,0:10:00.553 So. 0:10:00.553,0:10:02.040 - It was, it was a mix. 0:10:02.040,0:10:03.951 It was a mixed bag situation. 0:10:03.951,0:10:04.964 What about you? 0:10:04.964,0:10:09.133 Do you have any other[br]awkward dating experiences? 0:10:10.110,0:10:12.540 - Honestly Phil, all of[br]my dating experiences 0:10:12.540,0:10:16.163 have been awkward until[br]Liam who I'm now engaged to. 0:10:18.760,0:10:20.730 So teens were horrific. 0:10:20.730,0:10:25.550 And then as you know, I became[br]single again when I was 29. 0:10:25.550,0:10:27.660 And I was single for a couple of years 0:10:27.660,0:10:30.050 and I thought, Oh, now I'll date. 0:10:30.050,0:10:32.480 But knowing what to do, but no you don't, 0:10:32.480,0:10:35.890 you don't know in your[br]twenties and thirties either. 0:10:35.890,0:10:38.280 I don't have really[br]any early dating sorts. 0:10:38.280,0:10:39.846 Cause I went to a girls school 0:10:39.846,0:10:42.600 and led a very sheltered life. 0:10:42.600,0:10:45.930 So I was at university and[br]I'd gone on a night out 0:10:45.930,0:10:47.410 with all my gal pals. 0:10:47.410,0:10:50.750 And there was this cool[br]older guy in the studio, 0:10:50.750,0:10:54.865 not in like a bar, like a student's bar, 0:10:54.865,0:10:57.240 looking back it was a bit[br]weird that he was there 0:10:57.240,0:10:59.200 because it was a student bar. 0:10:59.200,0:11:02.970 But, and he was 30 and[br]at the time I was 19. 0:11:02.970,0:11:05.410 So I felt like that was very debonair. 0:11:05.410,0:11:08.860 We swapped numbers and he text[br]me because all you could do 0:11:08.860,0:11:11.840 back in the day was texts or[br]phone and ask me if I wanted to 0:11:11.840,0:11:14.030 go to his apartment for a drink. 0:11:14.030,0:11:16.650 Now that was obviously[br]really stupid and dangerous, 0:11:16.650,0:11:18.890 but I was feeling racy. 0:11:18.890,0:11:21.150 So I was like, yes, I would love to. 0:11:21.150,0:11:24.670 I went to his apartment and I got there 0:11:24.670,0:11:26.010 and it's a studio apartment. 0:11:26.010,0:11:29.130 So if our listeners don't[br]know what studio apartment is, 0:11:29.130,0:11:33.440 basically, it's just one room[br]with everything in the room. 0:11:33.440,0:11:35.260 So he was like, do you want a tour? 0:11:35.260,0:11:38.150 And I was like, yes, please. 0:11:38.150,0:11:40.830 Even though it's was like, I[br]can, I can literally see it. 0:11:40.830,0:11:43.537 I'll have a tour. 0:11:45.360,0:11:48.495 So he walked me around this[br]like one room being like, 0:11:48.495,0:11:51.800 this is the kitchenette. 0:11:51.800,0:11:54.000 And the carpet, and the washing machine, 0:11:54.000,0:11:56.237 I was like, wow wow. 0:11:56.237,0:11:57.070 Okay. 0:11:57.070,0:11:58.410 So we do this whole tour. 0:11:58.410,0:12:00.670 And then he got to his bedroom area. 0:12:00.670,0:12:02.447 By the way, I've got a[br]glass of red wine in my hand 0:12:02.447,0:12:03.940 and I don't like red wine, 0:12:03.940,0:12:06.200 but I was like, Oh cool. 0:12:06.200,0:12:07.033 Red wine. 0:12:07.033,0:12:09.010 We go to his bedroom area and he goes, 0:12:09.010,0:12:11.310 and this is the badge. 0:12:11.310,0:12:12.143 Can I just say, 0:12:12.143,0:12:14.550 I've written this in[br]my, my book, Mum Life. 0:12:14.550,0:12:15.760 And there's more detail, 0:12:15.760,0:12:17.943 but we get to the bed and[br]he's like, this is the badge. 0:12:18.843,0:12:22.070 And I was like, yeah, okay. 0:12:22.070,0:12:24.800 I'm thinking, he's thinking like, 0:12:24.800,0:12:27.379 what are we going to do on the bed? 0:12:27.379,0:12:28.453 Or let's get on the bed or something. 0:12:29.850,0:12:31.950 That's where I am as[br]well with my thoughts. 0:12:31.950,0:12:34.040 There he goes on his bedside drawer. 0:12:34.040,0:12:36.570 And he says, this is my bedside drawer. 0:12:36.570,0:12:39.570 And he opens it and no word of a lie. 0:12:39.570,0:12:44.210 It is filled to the top with tampons. 0:12:45.910,0:12:50.910 - Oh, why was he showing[br]you that as a light in case? 0:12:50.950,0:12:52.220 In case of emergency. 0:12:52.220,0:12:54.310 - Yeah, but I'm not talking like, 0:12:54.310,0:12:57.850 one box that maybe an[br]ex-girlfriend had left there. 0:12:57.850,0:13:01.510 I'm talking like hundreds of tampons, 0:13:01.510,0:13:02.960 like how big the drawer is. 0:13:02.960,0:13:06.400 And a tampon is like[br]the size of half a pen 0:13:06.400,0:13:08.690 and fill a drawer. 0:13:08.690,0:13:10.860 - Yeah, all leaves, not in their boxes, 0:13:10.860,0:13:13.853 just like a sweetie jar. 0:13:13.853,0:13:15.103 And I was like, 0:13:16.080,0:13:17.290 Oh wow. 0:13:17.290,0:13:18.610 And he was like, do you want any? 0:13:18.610,0:13:20.200 I was like, and he offered me. 0:13:20.200,0:13:21.283 So do you want an.... 0:13:23.410,0:13:24.243 Yes. 0:13:28.094,0:13:31.963 - Did you make a hefty escape after that? 0:13:31.963,0:13:33.010 - Yes, I said I wanted to go home, 0:13:33.010,0:13:35.700 but it was very awkward[br]because he had to walk me home 0:13:35.700,0:13:37.600 because I didn't have[br]the money for a taxi. 0:13:37.600,0:13:40.340 So he walked me home,[br]which was about 20 minutes. 0:13:40.340,0:13:44.320 And then we got to my place[br]and he said, can I come up? 0:13:44.320,0:13:47.090 And I was like, no, sorry. 0:13:47.090,0:13:48.130 I'm not allowed. 0:13:48.130,0:13:49.497 Like, I don't know who's not allowing it. 0:13:49.497,0:13:50.780 But I was like, no. 0:13:50.780,0:13:54.113 Because I didn't know how[br]to end the interaction. 0:13:54.113,0:13:59.113 I put my hand on his shoulder[br]and I said, bless you. 0:13:59.690,0:14:00.523 Like a nun. 0:14:04.909,0:14:06.970 I just walked into my hood. 0:14:06.970,0:14:07.820 It was just like, 0:14:09.810,0:14:12.050 - Do you like some people[br]are like train spotters. 0:14:12.050,0:14:16.270 Maybe he was a tampon collector? 0:14:16.270,0:14:17.643 - Maybe, but.... 0:14:19.681,0:14:20.514 - [Stereo voice] In 11th grade, 0:14:20.514,0:14:22.520 my straight boy crush got me[br]to skip school with him in the 0:14:22.520,0:14:24.100 middle of the day to go back to his house, 0:14:24.100,0:14:26.270 which I was obviously all for. 0:14:26.270,0:14:28.320 We get to the house, nobody else's there. 0:14:28.320,0:14:29.590 we go to his room, 0:14:29.590,0:14:31.287 I'm ready for this move. 0:14:31.287,0:14:33.980 Like, I'm gonna go take a shower. 0:14:33.980,0:14:35.890 He comes back from the[br]shower in only a towel 0:14:35.890,0:14:37.943 and I'm absolutely ablaze. 0:14:39.024,0:14:40.770 And then he shows me his Yukio cards 0:14:40.770,0:14:42.820 and we head back to the school. 0:14:42.820,0:14:45.380 My mother is at the school[br]frantic because she's been trying 0:14:45.380,0:14:47.250 to contact me for the past 30 minutes 0:14:47.250,0:14:48.970 to pick me up for an[br]orthodontist appointment 0:14:48.970,0:14:51.540 that I'd forgotten about[br]for skipping school. 0:14:51.540,0:14:53.720 I am grounded for the next three weeks. 0:14:53.720,0:14:55.910 And it turns out in the end,[br]the boy wasn't even straight, 0:14:55.910,0:14:58.670 but I didn't find that[br]out until a year later 0:14:58.670,0:15:01.250 after he had had an entire baby. 0:15:01.250,0:15:02.083 - What! 0:15:03.672,0:15:04.976 That happens. 0:15:04.976,0:15:07.345 That was a roller coaster. 0:15:07.345,0:15:09.018 He had a baby. 0:15:09.018,0:15:12.590 Yukio cards, is in the towel. 0:15:12.590,0:15:13.640 We need some kind of, 0:15:14.608,0:15:16.810 It's like a Pokemon card. 0:15:16.810,0:15:18.930 He just wanted to show[br]his whole collection. 0:15:18.930,0:15:20.095 - Oh, did he? 0:15:20.095,0:15:21.563 I think he panicked. 0:15:21.563,0:15:22.396 - Well, I think so. 0:15:22.396,0:15:24.893 He's like, do you want[br]to see my blast toys. 0:15:26.450,0:15:27.553 - What's a blast toys? 0:15:28.440,0:15:30.497 - Do you know what a squirtle is? 0:15:35.285,0:15:36.118 - Oh yes. 0:15:36.118,0:15:37.525 The Pokemon. 0:15:37.525,0:15:41.326 - Yeah, is there any[br]Pokemon, you know, a picture? 0:15:41.326,0:15:42.159 - Yes. 0:15:42.159,0:15:43.820 If I said like Tom Anda, 0:15:43.820,0:15:45.766 you wouldn't know what that was. 0:15:45.766,0:15:46.877 - No, I do you know what that is. 0:15:46.877,0:15:47.879 That's a little tracking. 0:15:47.879,0:15:48.714 - Yeah. 0:15:48.714,0:15:50.269 - So you don't know what a squirtle is, 0:15:50.269,0:15:51.102 which is the best Pokemon. 0:15:51.102,0:15:52.330 - So the only reason I[br]know what Pokemons are, 0:15:52.330,0:15:56.800 and this is a dating story is[br]because do you remember when 0:15:56.800,0:15:59.220 that game came out on your[br]phone where you could collect 0:15:59.220,0:16:03.288 them, like around your house[br]and things like Pokemon go. 0:16:03.288,0:16:07.830 So I got that app and on that same day, 0:16:07.830,0:16:11.700 I had a date with Liam,[br]my first date with Liam. 0:16:11.700,0:16:14.700 And was so excited about this Pokemon go. 0:16:14.700,0:16:16.093 I don't know why, 0:16:16.093,0:16:17.813 because I've never played[br]Pokemon in my lounge. 0:16:17.813,0:16:18.646 I was like, this is so cool 0:16:18.646,0:16:20.037 that there's a Pokemon in my lounge. 0:16:20.037,0:16:20.870 Yeah. 0:16:20.870,0:16:22.710 And then I was on this date[br]with Liam and it got to near the 0:16:22.710,0:16:26.930 end and I said, anywhere, best be going, 0:16:26.930,0:16:30.980 unless you want to come outside[br]and play Pokemon with me. 0:16:30.980,0:16:33.510 And he was like, he was like, 0:16:33.510,0:16:35.810 Oh yes I do. 0:16:35.810,0:16:38.680 And I was like, great, have[br]you got it downloaded it? 0:16:38.680,0:16:42.410 And I was like, it's really cool. 0:16:42.410,0:16:43.250 It's an app. 0:16:43.250,0:16:46.030 And then I made it, he was like, okay. 0:16:46.030,0:16:48.090 And then we went outside[br]and I was like, look, 0:16:48.090,0:16:49.620 there's a Cholomander. 0:16:49.620,0:16:51.220 And he was like, what[br]do you want to do now? 0:16:51.220,0:16:52.983 I was like, play Pokemon. 0:16:52.983,0:16:56.983 Didn't you and Dan go[br]to Japan at that time? 0:16:56.983,0:16:58.620 I remember watching a video. 0:16:58.620,0:17:00.706 Where did Dan let go and try and collect? 0:17:00.706,0:17:03.760 - It was the Hong Kong, I got the flu. 0:17:03.760,0:17:07.260 So I was in bed and he was[br]trying to get the rarest Pokemon. 0:17:07.260,0:17:08.630 It just all around Hong Kong. 0:17:08.630,0:17:11.320 It was that actual fail in the end. 0:17:11.320,0:17:13.090 If you ever watched that video. 0:17:13.090,0:17:13.923 No, he didn't get it. 0:17:13.923,0:17:15.830 It was a complete waste today. 0:17:15.830,0:17:19.763 I had another awkward incident[br]where I don't know if it was 0:17:19.763,0:17:21.340 the same in your town, 0:17:21.340,0:17:24.140 but did you say making out for kissing? 0:17:24.140,0:17:26.850 No, we said getting off with. 0:17:26.850,0:17:28.090 - That's what, that's what we said. 0:17:28.090,0:17:28.930 We said getting off. 0:17:28.930,0:17:29.920 Anyway, okay. 0:17:29.920,0:17:31.930 So that's, that's where we're going. 0:17:31.930,0:17:33.047 Remember that. 0:17:33.047,0:17:38.047 I was doing a babysitting[br]job with another girl from my 0:17:38.736,0:17:41.900 street who I thought I fancied a bit. 0:17:41.900,0:17:45.738 Again, I was a gay, so I[br]don't know if I did fancy her. 0:17:45.738,0:17:47.720 There was weird feelings. 0:17:47.720,0:17:48.790 So I thought, you know what? 0:17:48.790,0:17:51.620 Maybe I could make my move[br]during this babysitting job. 0:17:51.620,0:17:53.630 There was a thing where all[br]of the adults on the street 0:17:53.630,0:17:56.650 would get two of the teens[br]to do babysitting together. 0:17:56.650,0:17:58.220 I guess this would be more responsible. 0:17:58.220,0:18:00.190 I don't know how to teens is[br]more responsible if you're 0:18:00.190,0:18:02.300 leaving them alone in[br]the house, to be honest. 0:18:02.300,0:18:04.900 - Why would you put a bully[br]and a girl team together 0:18:04.900,0:18:06.421 in a house? 0:18:06.421,0:18:11.270 - That's the classic, romantic[br]teen comedy situation. 0:18:11.270,0:18:13.746 - Maybe they were doing it[br]on purpose to set you up. 0:18:13.746,0:18:17.090 - Maybe my street was a cult[br]and they wanted us all to have 0:18:17.090,0:18:18.160 babies or something. 0:18:18.160,0:18:19.660 I don't know, it was weird. 0:18:19.660,0:18:22.230 Anyway, getting onto a tangent. 0:18:22.230,0:18:26.860 So I thought, you know what,[br]if I'm going to woo this lass, 0:18:26.860,0:18:28.360 I need to give her a gift. 0:18:28.360,0:18:32.024 So I brought a multi-pack[br]of timeout chocolate bars. 0:18:32.024,0:18:33.285 - I'd be thrilled. 0:18:33.285,0:18:36.560 - At this age, I would be thrilled. 0:18:36.560,0:18:39.010 But back in the day, everything was lame. 0:18:39.010,0:18:40.800 And I don't know what she was expecting. 0:18:40.800,0:18:42.080 So I got to the door and I was like, 0:18:42.080,0:18:44.110 I got you some time outs. 0:18:44.110,0:18:45.280 And she was like, what? 0:18:45.280,0:18:47.893 Anyway, I just, I placed[br]the timeouts into her hand. 0:18:47.893,0:18:50.956 Anyway, she wasn't even[br]like saying, thanks. 0:18:50.956,0:18:52.373 She was like, oh. 0:18:55.060,0:18:57.800 Anyway, I got a bit more... 0:18:59.322,0:19:04.322 I just caught the wind, the[br]wind is having a cringe. 0:19:09.610,0:19:13.060 I got a bit closer to something. 0:19:13.060,0:19:14.120 We were on the sofa. 0:19:14.120,0:19:17.253 We were watching a movie[br]and she said to me, 0:19:18.430,0:19:19.763 do you want to make out? 0:19:20.650,0:19:21.753 - Oh, okay. 0:19:21.753,0:19:22.694 Yeah, kiss. 0:19:22.694,0:19:24.260 - I don't know what that means Louise. 0:19:24.260,0:19:26.670 Me as a teen, I'd never[br]heard make-out before. 0:19:26.670,0:19:28.420 So I was like, what does that mean? 0:19:29.311,0:19:30.898 I want it to be, I don't know. 0:19:30.898,0:19:32.112 I wanted to be cool. 0:19:32.112,0:19:34.810 So I didn't want to be like, what's that? 0:19:34.810,0:19:35.643 So I was like. 0:19:35.643,0:19:37.840 - What did you do then? 0:19:37.840,0:19:40.680 - So I was like, yeah, I guess[br]maybe we could do it later. 0:19:40.680,0:19:42.242 And she was like, what? 0:19:42.242,0:19:43.893 And I was like, yeah,[br]we could make out later. 0:19:45.095,0:19:47.160 And I was hoping she'd[br]changed the subject. 0:19:47.160,0:19:48.940 And she just looked at me like, 0:19:48.940,0:19:49.830 what? 0:19:49.830,0:19:50.663 So then. 0:19:50.663,0:19:53.440 - I was so comfortable cause[br]I'm imagining this so vividly. 0:19:53.440,0:19:56.000 - I know, it was really, really bad. 0:19:56.000,0:19:58.700 And we'd heard about five[br]timeouts at this point. 0:19:58.700,0:20:01.410 And I've got flight dairy issues. 0:20:01.410,0:20:03.640 So I probably shouldn't[br]have indulged so much in the 0:20:03.640,0:20:06.430 timeouts, and because of[br]this make-out situation, 0:20:06.430,0:20:07.950 I was getting a nervous tummy. 0:20:07.950,0:20:09.616 - You know me, I understand. 0:20:09.616,0:20:12.060 - I heard that very well. 0:20:15.070,0:20:15.903 So then. 0:20:17.100,0:20:20.843 Unfortunately I spent the next[br]half an hour in the toilet. 0:20:23.804,0:20:28.600 - That's so, and she would[br]have known what you were doing. 0:20:28.600,0:20:30.950 - I could just hear her[br]sighing in the lounge 0:20:30.950,0:20:32.480 cause it was one of[br]those people, they've got 0:20:32.480,0:20:34.240 the toilet so close to the TV. 0:20:34.240,0:20:36.080 I was like, you can hear everything 0:20:36.080,0:20:37.160 that's happening in here. 0:20:37.160,0:20:38.090 It was terrible. 0:20:38.090,0:20:39.490 Then the parents came home, 0:20:39.490,0:20:41.060 and they didn't ask us to babysit again. 0:20:41.060,0:20:42.250 I don't know why. 0:20:42.250,0:20:44.090 Cause the babysitting[br]part of it was great. 0:20:44.090,0:20:44.950 - That's terrific. 0:20:44.950,0:20:49.180 So headlines are, don't give[br]people timeouts as a gift, 0:20:49.180,0:20:51.070 although I totally would now. 0:20:51.070,0:20:53.170 So I don't know why that was an issue. 0:20:53.170,0:20:54.560 Everyone knows what making out is now. 0:20:54.560,0:20:55.560 So that won't be a problem. 0:20:55.560,0:20:57.510 So I don't think we need[br]to give much dating advice 0:20:57.510,0:20:58.343 on that one, you know. 0:20:58.343,0:20:59.770 We've got another message on stereo. 0:20:59.770,0:21:00.750 Let's have a listen. 0:21:00.750,0:21:03.350 - [Stereo message] So this[br]happened before my first semester 0:21:03.350,0:21:04.183 of college. 0:21:04.183,0:21:06.430 I got on the Facebook page[br]trying to find some friends. 0:21:06.430,0:21:09.818 And I started talking to[br]this guy and we hit it off. 0:21:09.818,0:21:13.780 We were planning on[br]going on a bowling date 0:21:13.780,0:21:15.100 when we got to campus. 0:21:15.100,0:21:16.450 Before we even got on campus, 0:21:16.450,0:21:17.870 before we even met in person, he was like, 0:21:17.870,0:21:19.580 so when we go bowling. 0:21:19.580,0:21:21.370 Don't show me your feet when you're trying 0:21:21.370,0:21:22.690 on the bowling shoes. 0:21:22.690,0:21:23.798 And I was like, what? 0:21:23.798,0:21:24.710 Excuse me. 0:21:24.710,0:21:26.080 And he was like, yeah, 0:21:26.080,0:21:28.530 I kind of have a feet thing and[br]I don't want to make it look 0:21:28.530,0:21:29.720 weird on the first day. 0:21:29.720,0:21:31.488 And I was like, made it weird. 0:21:31.488,0:21:33.470 - It's awkward that they're like, 0:21:33.470,0:21:35.760 don't show me your feet straight away. 0:21:35.760,0:21:40.173 - I would say, yeah, never[br]yuck someone else's yam. 0:21:40.173,0:21:43.580 But maybe he didn't need to go straight in 0:21:43.580,0:21:45.040 with his yam, you know. 0:21:45.040,0:21:48.140 - No, there's a time and a[br]place for the foot fetish. 0:21:48.140,0:21:50.448 And just being like, don't[br]want to see your feet. 0:21:50.448,0:21:51.720 That's a bit weird. 0:21:51.720,0:21:55.190 So I think that's a good[br]time to end the dating chat. 0:21:55.190,0:21:57.240 For the last few minutes,[br]I thought we could do 0:21:57.240,0:22:00.477 something called fill in the blanks. 0:22:00.477,0:22:02.490 (upbeat music) 0:22:02.490,0:22:05.700 We're just going to fire at[br]random topics at each other. 0:22:05.700,0:22:07.150 And just talk about them. 0:22:07.150,0:22:08.290 First thing that comes to your head. 0:22:08.290,0:22:13.290 But I'm going to kick[br]things off with aliens. 0:22:13.932,0:22:14.765 (electronic alien sound) 0:22:14.765,0:22:16.948 - Lots to say about aliens. 0:22:16.948,0:22:18.130 I'm glad this has come up. 0:22:18.130,0:22:20.690 So one, I definitely think they exist 0:22:20.690,0:22:22.970 just mathematically by statistics. 0:22:22.970,0:22:23.820 Of course they do. 0:22:23.820,0:22:24.980 How could we exempt them? 0:22:24.980,0:22:28.860 And also I think that they have[br]been to earth, the pyramids. 0:22:28.860,0:22:30.660 How did the pyramids happen? 0:22:30.660,0:22:34.418 I've watched a lot of documentaries[br]and the parents and also 0:22:34.418,0:22:39.080 are they, you know, are they[br]under airports and things. 0:22:39.080,0:22:41.564 - 100%, there are aliens on the airport. 0:22:41.564,0:22:44.697 (Phil laughs gently) 0:22:44.697,0:22:46.754 Is there any point you[br]say airports specifically? 0:22:46.754,0:22:48.980 Is there a reason why you said airport? 0:22:48.980,0:22:50.481 - Yeah, because I think that 0:22:50.481,0:22:53.869 they have secret alien airports[br]underneath our airport. 0:22:53.869,0:22:57.382 - That would be the least place[br]that you're getting to look 0:22:57.382,0:23:00.160 for an alien airport[br]is under human airport. 0:23:00.160,0:23:01.720 - I just think it would[br]be handy because it's got 0:23:01.720,0:23:03.980 all the equipment, you know. 0:23:03.980,0:23:06.189 - That could just nip[br]into duty free as well. 0:23:06.189,0:23:08.025 And just be like.... 0:23:08.025,0:23:11.770 - I'm sure I saw like some[br]sort of crazy YouTube video 0:23:11.770,0:23:14.460 about a specific American airport, 0:23:14.460,0:23:15.570 and I've forgotten what it is. 0:23:15.570,0:23:16.503 And also I'm scared.[br]Even if I do remember, 0:23:16.503,0:23:18.440 I'm scared to say it in case like 0:23:18.440,0:23:20.347 I alert them to my knowledge. 0:23:20.347,0:23:22.547 - They'll know that[br]listening, don't say it. 0:23:24.640,0:23:27.190 Have you seen that[br]monolith that is appearing? 0:23:27.190,0:23:28.300 There's one in Utah. 0:23:28.300,0:23:30.930 Like it was like a metal pole. 0:23:30.930,0:23:32.650 - Just like a mirror thing. 0:23:32.650,0:23:36.760 - Yeah, it disappeared[br]overnight, appeared in Romania. 0:23:36.760,0:23:37.830 - What? 0:23:37.830,0:23:38.663 - Yes. 0:23:38.663,0:23:40.310 I don't know if it's the same one. 0:23:40.310,0:23:43.920 But a monolith and then[br]that one has disappeared. 0:23:43.920,0:23:46.760 So I'm expecting to wake up[br]and it'll just be in my bed. 0:23:46.760,0:23:48.650 Why isn't this like[br]- Life in 2020 got weirder. 0:23:48.650,0:23:51.220 - Why isn't this headline news though? 0:23:51.220,0:23:52.290 Like what is this thing? 0:23:52.290,0:23:53.870 I don't know, I'm voting aliens. 0:23:53.870,0:23:54.720 What do you vote? 0:23:55.712,0:23:57.480 - I'm going to vote bank C. 0:23:57.480,0:23:58.420 Oh, okay. 0:23:58.420,0:23:59.253 I've got a good. 0:23:59.253,0:24:00.170 Oh, it's quite niche to us though. 0:24:00.170,0:24:02.560 But I think that the[br]audience will enjoy it. 0:24:02.560,0:24:03.393 You ready? 0:24:03.393,0:24:05.591 Video conventions. 0:24:05.591,0:24:08.174 (upbeat music) 0:24:09.836,0:24:12.320 Because we made it too often. 0:24:12.320,0:24:14.040 - We've been to a lot of video conventions 0:24:14.040,0:24:16.500 and spent a lot of time[br]together at video conventions. 0:24:16.500,0:24:19.140 But the thing the best times, 0:24:19.140,0:24:22.060 but the thing that Springs to[br]mind is one of the things that 0:24:22.060,0:24:24.230 I always feel guilty[br]about with you, Louise, 0:24:24.230,0:24:25.490 which is we were, 0:24:25.490,0:24:28.838 I think it was playlist live[br]and we were going to go on 0:24:28.838,0:24:32.170 some rides, we were at universal studios. 0:24:32.170,0:24:33.340 And there was one ride, 0:24:33.340,0:24:36.877 which was the mummy ride. 0:24:36.877,0:24:39.889 And do you like, is it scary Phil? 0:24:39.889,0:24:41.400 I was like, no, it's not that scary. 0:24:41.400,0:24:42.400 It's fine. 0:24:42.400,0:24:44.550 - But your audience can[br]I just let them know? 0:24:44.550,0:24:49.481 I am like so afraid anything[br]paranormal, like a phobia. 0:24:49.481,0:24:51.412 I said to you, is it scary? 0:24:51.412,0:24:53.921 And you're like, no, it's just fast. 0:24:53.921,0:24:56.520 I was like, I don't mind[br]speed, but is it like spooky? 0:24:56.520,0:24:58.600 And you were like, no, it's not spooky. 0:24:58.600,0:25:00.820 - I was like, it's not spooky, it's fine. 0:25:00.820,0:25:03.090 It's based on a movie, you'll be okay. 0:25:03.090,0:25:05.378 So we went on the ride and I was like. 0:25:05.378,0:25:10.267 I was like, it'll be all[br]right, Louis, it'll be fine. 0:25:10.267,0:25:14.980 30 seconds into the ride,[br]I realized it was not fine. 0:25:14.980,0:25:19.420 I've never seen someone so[br]terrified in my entire life. 0:25:19.420,0:25:21.250 And it wasn't like funny scared. 0:25:21.250,0:25:25.858 Louise was like wheezing with[br]her eyes closed and screaming. 0:25:25.858,0:25:27.920 It was like screaming and wheezing. 0:25:27.920,0:25:28.993 You were squeezing. 0:25:28.993,0:25:30.690 - Squeezing, yeah. 0:25:30.690,0:25:31.850 You forgive me for that. 0:25:31.850,0:25:34.350 - If that was only the story, yes. 0:25:34.350,0:25:37.570 But can I just remind you[br]what happened at the end? 0:25:37.570,0:25:41.170 So we've been really fortunate[br]to be given like access to 0:25:41.170,0:25:42.854 loads and loads of rice. 0:25:42.854,0:25:45.310 There were no queues cause it[br]was after the park could shut, 0:25:45.310,0:25:47.590 but like our convention[br]arranged for us to go. 0:25:47.590,0:25:50.450 And so at the end of the ride, 0:25:50.450,0:25:52.420 I was almost hyperventilating. 0:25:52.420,0:25:55.380 The ride operators took me[br]off and took me into like the 0:25:55.380,0:25:58.060 little side room to like[br]get me some first aid 0:25:58.060,0:25:59.360 to see if I was all right. 0:26:00.510,0:26:03.090 You would think that Phil[br]was like, don't worry, 0:26:03.090,0:26:04.570 I'll stay with you. 0:26:04.570,0:26:05.710 But then the rider creeks said, 0:26:05.710,0:26:07.699 Oh, do you guys want to go on again? 0:26:07.699,0:26:09.069 Whilst we're getting the first day? 0:26:09.069,0:26:12.350 And you went, you went on the ride again. 0:26:12.350,0:26:13.770 - They said it'll be really quick. 0:26:13.770,0:26:15.720 I figured you'd have[br]to like sit in the dark 0:26:15.720,0:26:17.323 for at least 15 minutes. 0:26:19.080,0:26:21.700 Did you come out like[br]the, on the ride again. 0:26:21.700,0:26:22.840 - Okay, in the end. 0:26:22.840,0:26:25.730 But yes, I do forgive him for that. 0:26:25.730,0:26:27.360 - Sometimes I wake up[br]at four in the morning. 0:26:27.360,0:26:29.010 I'm like, remember when[br]I did that to Louise, 0:26:29.010,0:26:29.843 I feel so bad. 0:26:29.843,0:26:32.870 - Was it that one with little lights, 0:26:32.870,0:26:36.420 like LED lights that we[br]had all over the place? 0:26:36.420,0:26:39.191 - I don't know what you're talking about. 0:26:39.191,0:26:41.449 I think it goes back to the[br]little light convention. 0:26:41.449,0:26:42.533 - No you did. 0:26:42.533,0:26:45.220 I've got a picture of me and[br]you and I wearing a white dress 0:26:45.220,0:26:46.870 and there were tiny little lines. 0:26:49.972,0:26:51.400 - I remember that. 0:26:51.400,0:26:55.924 - But the most about that is[br]you after it's being like, 0:26:55.924,0:26:58.280 can you put those somewhere else? 0:26:58.280,0:26:59.200 Don't put them on the table. 0:26:59.200,0:27:00.380 Someone else might touch them. 0:27:00.380,0:27:01.639 Don't know. 0:27:01.639,0:27:04.313 It feels like, ah, sorry. 0:27:06.231,0:27:07.841 - I don't know. 0:27:07.841,0:27:09.940 I might've had one down[br]my pants at some point. 0:27:09.940,0:27:11.570 It was a whole thing. 0:27:11.570,0:27:13.540 - I think we all had one down our pants. 0:27:13.540,0:27:15.140 - I still got one down my pants. 0:27:18.680,0:27:20.910 Well, that was a hoot. 0:27:20.910,0:27:22.050 Thanks for being my favorite guest. 0:27:22.050,0:27:24.353 - We can't end on down your pants. 0:27:25.583,0:27:26.880 - I'm down with. 0:27:26.880,0:27:28.910 That's how it goes on my channel, Louise. 0:27:28.910,0:27:30.750 It was lovely to have you on my show. 0:27:30.750,0:27:31.830 Thanks for coming. 0:27:31.830,0:27:33.840 Make sure to check out Louise's channel. 0:27:33.840,0:27:37.300 I'll put a link below[br]and have a lovely day. 0:27:37.300,0:27:38.630 Subscribe to me. 0:27:38.630,0:27:39.620 Check out Stereo. 0:27:39.620,0:27:41.900 There is a link below. 0:27:41.900,0:27:43.630 - Thank you so much for having me. 0:27:43.630,0:27:44.865 This has been so fun. 0:27:44.865,0:27:45.996 - Thanks. 0:27:45.996,0:27:47.273 - Bye.[br]- Bye. 0:27:48.690,0:27:51.900 (upbeat music) 0:27:51.900,0:27:54.280 - Okay, we should get a thumbnail. 0:27:54.280,0:27:55.113 - Yep. 0:27:55.113,0:27:57.320 - Which I'm also filming, so[br]this might be included in. 0:27:57.320,0:27:58.950 If you get like closer to the camera, 0:27:58.950,0:28:00.560 I want it like a higher quality Louise. 0:28:00.560,0:28:02.870 Maybe I could get you to[br]take a photo of yourself. 0:28:02.870,0:28:05.483 - Do you want it longie or totally. 0:28:05.483,0:28:06.930 Oh, hang on. 0:28:06.930,0:28:07.763 God. 0:28:09.150,0:28:10.100 - Look inside ways. 0:28:14.680,0:28:16.300 Do you ever, when you film a video, 0:28:16.300,0:28:19.940 just have about five minutes[br]of you doing thumbnail faces 0:28:19.940,0:28:21.683 with really weird breathy sounds. 0:28:22.716,0:28:25.017 - No, I actually the opposite[br]because when I'm doing it, 0:28:25.017,0:28:27.030 I'm like right now do some now. 0:28:27.030,0:28:29.790 And then I think, Oh,[br]I've done that for ages. 0:28:29.790,0:28:32.175 And I come to agitate and[br]I did it for four seconds. 0:28:32.175,0:28:35.200 Why didn't I do this for long enough? 0:28:35.200,0:28:36.313 - Yeah. 0:28:36.313,0:28:38.523 I've sometimes got a good[br]two minutes of me going. 0:28:42.715,0:28:47.465 - Taking a picture next to[br]someone and you can hear them. 0:28:49.909,0:28:51.180 - I share that with you. 0:28:51.180,0:28:53.420 I'm not a fan of mouth noises. 0:28:53.420,0:28:54.740 Whenever I see Louise, 0:28:54.740,0:28:56.840 she doesn't want my mouth close to her ear 0:28:58.360,0:29:02.207 or my hand close to her at all. 0:29:08.061,0:29:10.500 - You know 2020 has been horrific. 0:29:10.500,0:29:13.850 But if there's one thing I have enjoyed is 0:29:13.850,0:29:17.380 I haven't shaken and[br]or shook anyone's hand 0:29:17.380,0:29:19.990 will have to hug anyone. 0:29:19.990,0:29:20.959 Yeah. 0:29:20.959,0:29:23.993 - Your hand, I can't. 0:29:26.540,0:29:27.590 You know what I mean? 0:29:28.945,0:29:31.370 - Oh yeah, I'm excited to embrace you. 0:29:31.370,0:29:33.960 Squeeze me, stop recording for a second. 0:29:33.960,0:29:35.693 So I can say something scandalous. 0:29:38.139,0:29:40.722 (upbeat music)