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Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.66,0:00:18.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Una volta in una fosca mezzanotte,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.38,0:00:20.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mentre rappavo debole e stanco,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.04,0:00:21.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,schiaccerò questo giullare
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.35,0:00:24.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,con un trocheo finché non piangerà!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.06,0:00:25.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ma voi tutti non ascoltate!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.05,0:00:26.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbiate timore di me!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.27,0:00:27.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sarò sempre migliore,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.41,0:00:28.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tu neanche vicino a me!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.31,0:00:29.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I tuoi libri fanno paura
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.28,0:00:30.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come quelli di Beverly Cleary!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.18,0:00:31.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sei un falso Bram Stoker,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.67,0:00:33.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,perciò va', lo show è finito!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.63,0:00:35.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Il tuo stile è così così,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.01,0:00:36.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,le poesie di Poe pestano gli impostori!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.90,0:00:38.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Le ho scritte rinchiuso in una grotta,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.63,0:00:39.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,singhiozzando di rabbia!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.93,0:00:41.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Il Cuore Rivelatore batte piano nella sua tomba
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.55,0:00:43.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e questo coglione si spippa sui suoi libri!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.15,0:00:44.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, vuoi parlare di stile,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.07,0:00:44.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tu, damerino dark?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.97,0:00:46.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Torna da Hot Topic e compra qualcos'altro!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.72,0:00:48.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uno zimbello alcolizzato e malinconico,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.37,0:00:49.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sei nella casa di King,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.15,0:00:50.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ora guarda Castle Rock!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.37,0:00:51.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sei un poeta palliduccio
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.17,0:00:52.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,che ha un problema con l'oppio!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.03,0:00:53.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Io uno stakanovista dipendente dalla scrittura!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.93,0:00:54.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I miei fan li faccio
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.80,0:00:55.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,rabbrividire e innervosire
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.66,0:00:56.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,anche con Rage e Misery!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.94,0:00:58.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Meglio se inizi a correre, amico,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.19,0:00:59.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sei nella cacca, Poe!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.06,0:00:59.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sono un cane pazzo
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.79,0:01:00.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,con zanne luccicanti,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.34,0:01:01.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come Cujo!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.04,0:01:01.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ti metto Tommy-knock out
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.74,0:01:02.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,finché non starai più in piedi!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.54,0:01:03.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Assomigli più a Po,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.52,0:01:04.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,di Kung Fu Panda!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.39,0:01:05.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guadagno bei soldi,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.26,0:01:06.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,perchè riempio pagine e pagine
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.08,0:01:07.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,di parole spaventose,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.04,0:01:07.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hai visto che Torre?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.92,0:01:08.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Posso anche prendermi una pausa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.74,0:01:09.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dal mio solito stile e
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.69,0:01:11.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tiro fuori il Miglio Verde o Le Ali della Libertà!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.64,0:01:12.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,La Maschera della Morte Rossa?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.45,0:01:13.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Non mi fa gelare il sangue!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.31,0:01:14.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Il Pozzo e il Pendolo?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.09,0:01:14.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nemmeno un brivido!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.98,0:01:16.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E provarci con tua cugina
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.16,0:01:17.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,quando aveva solo tredici anni:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.53,0:01:18.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,questo è inquietante!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.50,0:01:19.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stephen, tu fingi queste cose,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.43,0:01:20.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,io le ho vissute davvero,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.29,0:01:21.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,miseria, povertà, lutti familiari!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.65,0:01:23.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vedo dentro di te come attraverso il pizzo,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.44,0:01:25.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fai i cameo alla show di Chapelle nei Simpson!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.70,0:01:26.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Se anche avessi un'arma vera
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.85,0:01:27.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ti servirebbe molta forza
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.61,0:01:28.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,per battere il signore del terrore!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.80,0:01:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In un minuto di colpirei,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.00,0:01:31.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,taglierei in tanti pezzettini e
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.43,0:01:32.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nasconderei sotto le assi del pavimento!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.28,0:01:33.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Che noia!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.26,0:01:34.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sei il peggiore:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.26,0:01:34.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hai lasciato la scuola,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.76,0:01:35.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lascia anche la poesia!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.80,0:01:37.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Potrei aver impiegato meglio questo tempo:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.03,0:01:37.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in otto versi
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.66,0:01:38.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,posso scrivere un intero bestseller!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.84,0:01:39.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sono così prolifico!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.69,0:01:41.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Questo folletto malaticcio deve lasciarmi stare!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.32,0:01:42.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sono in un raptus creativo!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.25,0:01:43.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ti colpirò con un qualsiasi libro
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.31,0:01:44.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,della mia collezione,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.20,0:01:45.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,grossa come il mio cazzo!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.53,0:01:46.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vedi? Sono l'autore che
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.53,0:01:47.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fa moltissimi libri di sangue e orrore
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.72,0:01:49.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,che terrorizzano il cuore del lettore!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.44,0:01:49.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fama,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.83,0:01:50.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,denaro,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.30,0:01:50.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,talento,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.74,0:01:51.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,successo,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.17,0:01:52.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,non ne avrai più di me,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.03,0:01:53.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mai e poi mai!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.07,0:01:54.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chi ha vinto?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.93,0:01:56.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chi è il prossimo?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.38,0:01:58.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lo decidi tu!