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Suatu malam yang suram

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Kaya gua buang kelemahan ini

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Gua bakal cekik leher doi

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Pake kaki sampe pipi basah kena air mata

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Kalian ga denger gua

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Harusnya kalian takut gua

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Gua bakal selamanya baik

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Lu ga akan deket gua

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Buku-buku lu ngeri

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Kayak Beverly Cleary

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Elu Bram Stoker gagal

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Jadi mending lu pergi

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Lu cuma gitu-gitu aja

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Puisi Poe mengalahkan peniru

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Gua tulis semua di dalam gua

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Saat diambang kesedihan

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Tell-Tale 'heart' berdetak lembut

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Sementara dia cuma ngerusak lembaran

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Oh, lu mau belanja?

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Dasar duda gothic

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Kembali ke topik, dan belanja buatnya

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Ada bahan ketawa melankolis beralkohol

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Di rumah raja

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Sekarang nonton Castle Rock

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Lu penyair suram

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Dengan penderitaan

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Gua pekerja dengan candu fiksi

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Orang-orang termotivasi

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Gelisah dan menggigil

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Juga rasa marah dan derita

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Mending lu mulai Running Man

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Lu kayak pup, Poe

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Gua anjing gila

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Cakar bersinar

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Cujo

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Bikin lu jatuh

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Sampe lu ga bisa berdiri

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Lu lembek kayak Po

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Si Kung Fu Panda

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Rak di atas rak

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Tulis di tumpukan lemak

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Yang menakutkan

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Pernah liat tumpukan?

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Gua masih bisa santai

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Dari rutinitas

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Keluarin Shawshank atau Green Mile

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Masque of the Red Death

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Darah hampir mengental

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Pit and the Pendulum

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Bahkan ga serem

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Cabulin sepupu elu

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Pas umurnya 13 tahun

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Itu menjijikan

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Stephen, lu pura-pura

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Gua beneran kayak gitu

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Dari kemiskinan dan kesengsaraan keluarga

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Gua liat lu kaya Pantyhose

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Kaya akting Chapelle sama Simpsons

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Bahkan kalo lu pegang senjata

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Mendingan lu pergi

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Kalo main sama Tuan Horror

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Hitungan menit gua pukul dia

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Potong dia kecil-kecil dan

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Jatohin di lantai

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Ngomongin bosen

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Elu jagonya

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Dikeluarin dari sekolah

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Ga bisa berkata

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Elu cuma bisa buang waktu

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Di eight bars

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Gua jadi bestseller

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Gua produktif

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Goblin ini ga bisa ganggu gua

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Gua suka menyerang

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Gua bakal pukul lu pake

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Buku besar yang tebal

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Di Bibliografi titit gede gua

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Liat, gua penulis

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Dengan darah dan pengetahuan sadis

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Yang bakal nakutin pembaca sampe inti

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Ketenaran

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Uang

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Bakat

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Kesuksesan

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Lu cuma punya dikit

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Ga lebih

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Siapa yang menang?

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Siapa selanjutnya?

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Anda yang tentukan.